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WLYWLYAWYPWF 01-06-2015 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceeby (Post 12410505)
Trying to get to the bar to order a drink and some dopey twat is blocking my way having a quiet pint :)

Are you a girl?

GorBlimey 01-06-2015 01:19 AM

The latest Barclaycard TV advert.

Just annoys the crap out of me.

CT_Palace 01-06-2015 01:36 AM

the ******* transfer rumour mill and the endless (pointless) threads started as a result.
It's impossible to see the woods for the trees.

Hedgehog 01-06-2015 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 12410879)
I'm not aiming this at anybody in particular.

The increasing habit.... of people who post in forums.... who post things... with lots of full stops.... rather than using punctuation...properly....w....t....f....... ?

What are people taught in English Language lessons these days?

I'm probably one of the biggest culprits of doing this on these boards, but I do it out of the way of speaking within a post.

To me it is like speaking in a conversation, where you sort of pause, but haven't actually finished a train of thought. It is more than a comma, and less than a full stop.

I can't begin to tell you how much restrain I had to use there to stop doing it in this post. :rolleyes:

Plus your exaggerated example above is not a good use of doing this. That is more like quoting someone out of breath. :)

TC EAGLE 01-06-2015 08:28 AM

Dickheads who walk towards you more interested in looking at their f*cking mobile screen than where there walking, They eventually barge into you and tell you to "watch were your walking"

Reps AJ 01-06-2015 09:45 AM

People who can see where you're walking but yet insist on walking into you.

Shipsisourking 01-06-2015 10:01 AM

People pretending to throw their mates in front of the train when you're pulling in to a station, yeah you may think it's hilarious but it puts the shits up us drivers and one slip and they are under. Three pissing times yesterday In a 9 hour shift :veryangry

elgin eagle 01-06-2015 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shipsisourking (Post 12411126)
People pretending to throw their mates in front of the train when you're pulling in to a station, yeah you may think it's hilarious but it puts the shits up us drivers and one slip and they are under. Three pissing times yesterday In a 9 hour shift :veryangry

Wankers. Refuse to carry the pricks.

Shipsisourking 01-06-2015 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12411239)
Wankers. Refuse to carry the pricks.

I have before. But it's on the increase round here, normally around Liverpool on a Friday or Saturday night.

elgin eagle 01-06-2015 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shipsisourking (Post 12411251)
I have before. But it's on the increase round here, normally around Liverpool on a Friday or Saturday night.

Get cctv onto them, maybe the frighteners from the btp might stop them acting the twat so much. (if you can find the btp that is).

Maz 01-06-2015 11:29 AM

I am wondering what grounds the police might have to even talk to them never mind arrest them.

But you are right they are complete fools.

Breaking rocks 01-06-2015 11:36 AM

The crime of deliberately and illegally putting someone's life at risk is grounds.

Shipsisourking 01-06-2015 11:50 AM

Btp take forever to get to you, in the end towering over a frightened person and shouting usually does the trick. Especially up here if you go all " South London voice " on them :)

danpalace07 01-06-2015 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 12410879)
I'm not aiming this at anybody in particular.

The increasing habit.... of people who post in forums.... who post things... with lots of full stops.... rather than using punctuation...properly....w....t....f....... ?

What are people taught in English Language lessons these days?

This always baffled me. Do they know the difference between a full stop and a space?

Isle of Wight 01-06-2015 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12411696)
This always baffled me. Do they know the difference between a full stop and a space?



Whats the correct punctuation for an elongated.............pause? :)

viking's no1 01-06-2015 04:41 PM

Being a fat bastard

SA Eagle 01-06-2015 06:29 PM

The French

Chocky 01-06-2015 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shipsisourking (Post 12411126)
People pretending to throw their mates in front of the train when you're pulling in to a station, yeah you may think it's hilarious but it puts the shits up us drivers and one slip and they are under. Three pissing times yesterday In a 9 hour shift :veryangry

I would teach them a lesson and drive up onto the platform but just narrowly miss them enough to put the shits up them.

elgin eagle 01-06-2015 07:05 PM

Edit, old people in care homes without visitors.

Breaking rocks 01-06-2015 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shipsisourking (Post 12411285)
Btp take forever to get to you, in the end towering over a frightened person and shouting usually does the trick. Especially up here if you go all " South London voice " on them :)

Put a 2-3ft medium soft rubber plank on the outside of your cab, rather like the indicators that flicked out on cars back in the day.

Get a line painted an equal distance and warn any ****** who decides to push, jump or stand inside that line that they WILL get walloped.

Would sort the selfish ***** out within the week!

Johnnieboy 01-06-2015 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12411975)
Put a 2-3ft medium soft rubber plank on the outside of your cab, rather like the indicators that flicked out on cars back in the day.

Get a line painted an equal distance and warn any ****** who decides to push, jump or stand inside that line that they WILL get walloped.

Would sort the selfish ***** out within the week!

Could you also play a cartoon style "doinnggg" noise when it hits, so that everyone else can turn and see who's being an idiot?

Yoda 01-06-2015 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12411696)
This always baffled me. Do they know the difference between a full stop and a space?

Yes....it's a pause.

Perfectly fine in a conversational piece such as this forum. Many worse spelling mistakes and grammatical errors are rife on these threads.

But these only become a problem when it becomes hard to understand what people are trying to say.

Chocky 01-06-2015 07:59 PM

Habati mobi utete cranstofar mahatostin.

Cringebade.

danpalace07 01-06-2015 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12412015)
Yes....it's a pause.

Perfectly fine in a conversational piece such as this forum. Many worse spelling mistakes and grammatical errors are rife on these threads.

But these only become a problem when it becomes hard to understand what people are trying to say.

3 of them in one sentence is a bit weird though

ChiswickEagle 02-06-2015 06:03 PM

Warm toilet seats

elgin eagle 02-06-2015 06:44 PM

This clock. https://countingdownto.com/countdown...ountdown-clock

Nork1 02-06-2015 06:49 PM

Wet toilet seats.

Wolfnipplechips 02-06-2015 06:53 PM

Missing toilet seats. (the gents seat in my restaurant has been nicked twice.):eek:

Sydenham Eagle 02-06-2015 07:13 PM

People who get to a mainline station, find the underground station temporarily closed due to congestion and then find the necessity to take a picture of people in a queue and then post it on social media. Firstly,you are a sad wanker for taking a picture of a queue and an even sadder one to think that anyone unfortunate to be connected with you online is remotely interested.

Little Fozzie 02-06-2015 10:11 PM

People on busy train platforms who decide to stand right on the yellow line, forcing anyone who wants to get to the other end to walk along the ede of the platform edge.

Little Fozzie 02-06-2015 10:12 PM

Oh and people who have a complete lack of spacial awareness (mostly found on train platforms and at bus stops)

Owngoal 02-06-2015 10:28 PM

The Mole. Yes, he is a soft, blind, dickless, disgusting little troll, despised by anyone with a brain who actually watches matches

Maz 02-06-2015 10:43 PM

He's not even Palace.

A lily-livered chicken.

maestro 02-06-2015 10:46 PM

People in banks hogging the counters, what the hell are they doing? I dont think ive ever been more than 30 seconds at a counter, yesterday lunchtime I stood in the queue for atleast 10 minutes and 2 out of the 3 people being served never moved!

Pistol Knight 02-06-2015 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 12413558)
Oh and people who have a complete lack of spacial awareness (mostly found on train platforms and at bus stops)

Agree

People who just stop in front of you for no reason at all

Hedgehog 03-06-2015 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12413265)
Missing toilet seats. (the gents seat in my restaurant has been nicked twice.):eek:

I thought you meant having a bad aim...

art malice 03-06-2015 10:31 AM

That Hastings Direct ad with The Inbetweeners bloke.

'It's the catch of the day Harry'.

'How fvcking skint must you be?'

Breaking rocks 03-06-2015 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 12413603)
Agree

People who just stop in front of you for no reason at all

Especially when they exit a shop door in front of you, as you are walking past, then stop dead.

Worksop Palace 03-06-2015 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12413265)
Missing toilet seats. (the gents seat in my restaurant has been nicked twice.):eek:

You're shitting me !?

Chocky 03-06-2015 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12414000)
Especially when they exit a shop door in front of you, as you are walking past, then stop dead.

Yes but dying is a pretty good excuse to stop.

Ghosteagle 03-06-2015 06:07 PM

People who don't turn the volume off on self-service machines in supermarkets.

elgin eagle 03-06-2015 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghosteagle (Post 12414505)
People who don't turn the volume off on self-service machines in supermarkets.

Shit, I never knew you could do that. How do you turn it off? I thought they were all set to max to drive the assistant insane for some heinous earlier crime.

Ghosteagle 03-06-2015 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12414547)
Shit, I never knew you could do that. How do you turn it off? I thought they were all set to max to drive the assistant insane for some heinous earlier crime.

Little speaker icon controls the volume, press it until it mutes. I must admit that while this is true for tesco & sainsbury i cannot vouch for other retailers, co-op, netto etc.

Nork1 03-06-2015 06:49 PM

Rupert Bear and golfers. Check trousered bellends.

Ghosteagle 03-06-2015 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12414552)
Rupert Bear and golfers. Check trousered bellends.

Golfers, it goes without saying, but Rupert?! Whats the bear ever done but promote inter-species friendship?

elgin eagle 03-06-2015 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghosteagle (Post 12414551)
Little speaker icon controls the volume, press it until it mutes. I must admit that while this is true for tesco & sainsbury i cannot vouch for other retailers, co-op, netto etc.

Cheers will look for it next time. Must confess usually i'm focussed on getting out of the shop as soon as possible and hoping the fecking machine doesn't screw me over or start asking for the insane assistant.

pallet 03-06-2015 07:32 PM

Coming home the other day to find my missus had put the heating on, it's June to stupid bitch:veryangry

art malice 05-06-2015 02:07 PM

Filling up bagels. Bread with a fvcking great big hole in it. It's like a mouse has been through it overnight. Or the Hatton Garden robbers.

elgin eagle 05-06-2015 03:44 PM

Holding a glass door open for someone coming the other way, who then walks through without saying a word, even a cheeky one like 'cheers doorman'. Sorely tempted to retrieve him and put him back through said glass door, without opening it. Common assault laws are so biased in favour of the rude and the smug.

JDawg 05-06-2015 03:54 PM

New one for today.

People who insist on wearing back packs in confined spaces (lifts, tube, trains etc). These can just as easily be taken off and placed at their feet.

smileysmith 05-06-2015 03:58 PM

Escaping work to pay a cheque in to enjoy just a little of the sunshine.

Clouds covering the sky right until I walk back in the door at work.

pallet 05-06-2015 04:14 PM

The low fuel light coming on just before I get to work.

CT_Palace 05-06-2015 04:19 PM

Getting in the car in the morning only to find the Mrs or Jnr used all the petrol last night and didn't fill it up :veryangry

Pidster 05-06-2015 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDawg (Post 12416755)
New one for today.

People who insist on wearing back packs in confined spaces (lifts, tube, trains etc). These can just as easily be taken off and placed at their feet.

Add pubs to that list.

Scrumpy 05-06-2015 05:15 PM

People that insist on standing and drinking at the bar in a busy pub, making it even more difficult to get served.

Jim Cannon 05-06-2015 06:35 PM

Credit cards being accepted in pubs for poxy little rounds. GO TO A CASHPOINT FIRST YOU MORONS:veryangry

Trist 05-06-2015 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrumpy (Post 12416866)
People that insist on standing and drinking at the bar in a busy pub, making it even more difficult to get served.


And then they get pissed off with you when you have to reach over them to get your drinks. Get out of the way dickheads.

Pistol Knight 05-06-2015 08:05 PM

People who dont carry cash!!

Chocky 05-06-2015 08:19 PM

This is going to cause problems.

The endless bloody begging adverts for starving Africans and their kids. I watched Sky News this morning and every advert break was plastered by these begging commercials. Do they not get enough on Red Nose Day and all year round related charities?

The place never improves and hasn't done so since the first Live Aid day in the 80s yet they still find money to buy weapons to slaughter each other with.

If they're starving and so weak as portrayed on these adverts how come they have enough energy to shag and shag to produce more and more starving kids?

If I haven't eaten much the day before I can barely raise a morning wank let alone bang another kid out.

Incoming.

Chocky 05-06-2015 08:21 PM

And yes I'm pissed.

Pat of the Palace 05-06-2015 08:55 PM

Buy more shite from the looky-lookies then.

Chocky 05-06-2015 09:00 PM

More? Never. It's shite.

Isle of Wight 05-06-2015 09:14 PM

The weather man on TV when they say "sunshine on offer" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!! I don't want that offer, I want another one! Like I can do something about it. Weather W4ankers.

Isle of Wight 05-06-2015 09:15 PM

Oh and the News when they tell what the Politician is going to say tomorrow in a speech. WHY NOT TELL US WHEN IT HAPPENS, NOT BEFORE! News W4nkers

little al 06-06-2015 02:06 AM

People that still don't realise that you can say "wanker" on the BBS without altering it as it's not in the swear filter.

Jim Cannon 06-06-2015 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12417144)
Oh and the News when they tell what the Politician is going to say tomorrow in a speech. WHY NOT TELL US WHEN IT HAPPENS, NOT BEFORE! News W4nkers

Bloody news eh? The other thing they do is tell us stuff AFTER it has happened:D

PeterH 06-06-2015 03:20 AM

Manufacturers that think a sweater will be the height of fashion if they sew a little piece of plastic on it. Why?

Isle of Wight 06-06-2015 06:36 AM

People that use the BBS so much they find their way round the swear filter

Blind_Eagle 06-06-2015 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12417430)
People that use the BBS so much they find their way round the swear filter

No shit Sherlock.

jjeagle 06-06-2015 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 12417479)
No shit Sherlock.

Another blatant example of Mods. abusing their position. Who guards the guards?? ;)

Hashtageagle 06-06-2015 11:02 AM

People who say " United" and assume we all understand that to be Manchester
I also answer "who... Shefield Cambridge West Ham"
Tossers

elgin eagle 06-06-2015 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hashtageagle (Post 12417548)
People who say " United" and assume we all understand that to be Manchester
I also answer "who... Shefield Cambridge West Ham"
Tossers

Definitely this. I do the same with coventry and norwich for the 'city' types. Hard not to blame tv for that.

Blind_Eagle 06-06-2015 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjeagle (Post 12417537)
Another blatant example of Mods. abusing their position. Who guards the guards?? ;)

:)

Not at all, everyone is welcome to use the word shit on the BBS.

ExiledStirling 06-06-2015 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12417430)
People that use the BBS so much they find their way round the swear filter

This. They are cunts

Breaking rocks 06-06-2015 01:23 PM

Mother f uckers

ExiledStirling 06-06-2015 01:28 PM

Spaces in swear words

Breaking rocks 06-06-2015 01:57 PM

Swearing in space

Nork1 06-06-2015 02:47 PM

In space no **** can hear you scream.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 06-06-2015 02:58 PM

Arseholes who open crisps upside down.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 06-06-2015 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12417643)
This. They are cunts

The you must spread some rep button is equally annoying!

sydney eagle 06-06-2015 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12417643)
This. They are cunts

:D

CT_Palace 06-06-2015 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12417729)
Arseholes who open crisps upside down.

Australians?

Wolfnipplechips 06-06-2015 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12417744)
Australians?

Generally annoying. But not ALL arseholes.:)

Chocky 06-06-2015 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12417729)
Arseholes who open crisps upside down.

Good idea if you want to eat the crumbs first.

cappuccinoeagle 06-06-2015 07:36 PM

ITV4 and its continual diet of overrated boring stuff like Lewis,Morse and Frost and dire crap like Murder She Wrote

ceeby 06-06-2015 07:41 PM

Not having any rep

justjuice 06-06-2015 08:07 PM

The incessant announcements on trains, both electronic and from the conductor. Particularly annoying early in the morning on commuter trains.

Breaking rocks 06-06-2015 08:08 PM

Thiery Henry

justjuice 06-06-2015 08:50 PM

Andy Townsend

Nork1 06-06-2015 09:06 PM

Overexcited football commentators who scream names out like they're just reaching the vinegar strokes. AGUEEEERRROOOOOOOOOAAAARRRGHHHH!!! ROOONNEEEYYYYYYYYAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!
Shouty twats.

davech 06-06-2015 09:21 PM

Shops that don't put a price on their window displays.

Breaking rocks 06-06-2015 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 12418064)
Shops that don't put a price on their window displays.

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

elgin eagle 06-06-2015 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justjuice (Post 12418003)
Andy Townsend

He's a ****.

Posh people who say 'orf' instead of off.

Breaking rocks 06-06-2015 10:06 PM

Jamie Redknapp

Gooders 06-06-2015 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 12418064)
Shops that don't put a price on their window displays.

Shops in America that do put a price on window displays - but then add about 20% in various taxes when you go to pay.

in-exile 06-06-2015 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12418148)
Jamie Redknapp

but he always likes Palace?

Breaking rocks 06-06-2015 10:27 PM

Messi's new haircut.

davech 06-06-2015 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12418108)
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Spot on. Primark and Matalan are more my price range.

Which brings me to my next whinge....

Shops that pretend to be something they aren't AND don't price their window displays.

Yes, I mean you, Superdry (JPN)! British. Cult Clothing for Cults (or something). Overpriced crap. 50 for the jacket + 100 for the logo. :moo:

And deafen the passing public with crap "music"

And have lighting such that you need a torch to find your way around if you venture inside.

And breathe.......

Breaking rocks 06-06-2015 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 12418199)
Spot on. Primark and Matalan are more my price range.

Which brings me to my next whinge....

Shops that pretend to be something they aren't AND don't price their window displays.

Yes, I mean you, Superdry (JPN)! British. Cult Clothing for Cults (or something). Overpriced crap. 50 for the jacket + 100 for the logo. :moo:

And deafen the passing public with crap "music"

And have lighting such that you need a torch to find your way around if you venture inside.

And breathe.......

Lol :D

CT_Palace 06-06-2015 10:56 PM

Whilst we're on shop pricing: shops that at checkout add up all the reductions you've benefitted by and tell you how much you've saved.
I haven't saved anything you tart. In case you haven't noticed I've just SPENT $85. Just price the ******* stuff properly FFS!


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