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Oldtown Eagle 14-04-2022 04:18 PM

Coffee saucers where the recess is off centre as Costa. Terrible design.

Ron Dodgers 14-04-2022 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 16369295)
Coffee saucers where the recess is off centre as Costa. Terrible design.

Is it so you've got somewhere to put your biscuit?

Hedgehog 14-04-2022 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 16369295)
Coffee saucers where the recess is off centre as Costa. Terrible design.

I don't know why, but this post made me smile.

It epitomizes the intent and spirit of this thread I believe.

Nostrils 14-04-2022 06:56 PM

Those little pop ups on websites where they ask if they can help you.

cappuccinoeagle 15-04-2022 02:16 AM

Mathew Horne, comes across as up his own fundament.
Richard Hammond, seems to have gone a long way on very little talent

Maidstoned Eagle 15-04-2022 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 16366487)
Now I appreciate the English language is a pain in the butt to learn, in fact despite speaking it (allegedly) for some 65 years, I’m still learning new words and corrected pronunciations, but this morning I thought I would teach myself the Spanish word for “Windy” so I could impress the cleaning lady who is coming today and is from El Salvador (I should add that it is very windy and preventing me from going out riding my bike which I usually do when she is here to get out the way… I digress). Anyway, the word is apparently “Ventoso” (male) or “Ventosa” (female). What makes wind male or female is probably another whole post! CT_Palace explained it to me once, but it obviously didn’t stick… much like the word Ventoso won’t.

Having said all that, I thought maybe I should tell her it’s “Too windy” rather than just “Windy”, so I look it up. What the hell, the word “Too” is some bloody 5 or 6 syllable word that I can’t begin to learn before she gets here “demasiado”.

Her English is very good… maybe I should just tell her it’s too windy to ride my bike… I think she’ll understand. Usually when I try new Spanish words out on her, she looks at me blank – I end up saying it in English and she says a knowing “Ah” and corrects me with a word that sounds nothing like the word I’ve just attempted to learn!

Old dog and new tricks comes to mind…

Is she Spanish, Mexican, Venezuelan etc? They all speak Spanish but different dialects. Might explain why she tells you a different word, coo.

CK 15-04-2022 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16371494)
Is she Spanish, Mexican, Venezuelan etc? They all speak Spanish but different dialects. Might explain why she tells you a different word, coo.

Bit harsh:supergrin::supergrin:

El Aguila 15-04-2022 08:49 AM

I can’t imagine a Spanish speaker saying “demasiado ventoso”.

Maidstoned Eagle 15-04-2022 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CK (Post 16371508)
Bit harsh:supergrin::supergrin:

Its Peruvian Spanish for div.

pallet 15-04-2022 12:02 PM

Bloody west ham

CK 15-04-2022 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16372140)
Its Peruvian Spanish for div.

Slightly harsher innit?

CK 15-04-2022 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 16372426)
Bloody west ham


Try living in Romford. The Hamster muppets are all out in full regalia today:wallbash::wallbash:

pallet 15-04-2022 01:54 PM

Dont worry further down the A127 its even worst

Johnsonpen 15-04-2022 03:12 PM

Harry and Meghan - wearing orange gear to appeal to one half of the sectarian divide in Ireland

Maidstoned Eagle 15-04-2022 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CK (Post 16372806)
Slightly harsher innit?

Demasiado harsherio.

Hedgehog 15-04-2022 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16371494)
Is she Spanish, Mexican, Venezuelan etc? They all speak Spanish but different dialects. Might explain why she tells you a different word, coo.

El Salvadorian.

Maidstoned Eagle 16-04-2022 06:47 AM

the defence rests.

Pidster 16-04-2022 02:27 PM

Cellulitis, means I wont be going to Wembley.

cappuccinoeagle 16-04-2022 03:17 PM

Brighton winning in the 90th minute

LN1 16-04-2022 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pidster (Post 16374384)
Cellulitis, means I wont be going to Wembley.

Wow sorry to hear that on both counts.

Stinking cold and sore throat started Friday (not Covid) trying not to speak to anyone today.

Pidster 16-04-2022 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LN1 (Post 16374540)
Wow sorry to hear that on both counts.

Stinking cold and sore throat started Friday (not Covid) trying not to speak to anyone today.

Thank you and I hope you are back to full fighting fitness quick smart.

Joe85 16-04-2022 09:39 PM

Lee Mack.

GorBlimey 16-04-2022 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 16375314)
Lee Mack.


Dear God yes and the little showbiz clique that seems to do the rounds of BBC panel and game shows.

Stellavista 17-04-2022 10:12 AM

The comments section of any Jay Rayner restaurant review in The Guardian.
Peopled entirely by c*nts.

gold76 17-04-2022 03:12 PM

Not being there
Being grumpy before the event
knowing some **** will dive
knowing the ref will be bent
knowing we'll be screwed somehow
praying i'm wrong

Shall I have a cider and chill the **** out?

CT_Palace 17-04-2022 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 16376274)
Not being there
Being grumpy before the event
knowing some **** will dive
knowing the ref will be bent
knowing we'll be screwed somehow
praying i'm wrong

Shall I have a cider and chill the **** out?

The Mrs asked me last night if I was excited.... I told her:

Quote:

knowing some **** will dive
knowing the ref will be bent
knowing we'll be screwed somehow
I was told off for being too negative

BlazeRIP 18-04-2022 12:15 AM

Breathing in 3 **** heads vapes for the hole match today .******* rank shit.

Chris K 18-04-2022 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 16375741)
The comments section of any Jay Rayner restaurant review in The Guardian.
Peopled entirely by c*nts.

Read back the statement, are you really surprised? :D

bubbs11 18-04-2022 01:30 AM

The fact my parents thought it appropriate to bring me up near Selhurst Park, thus making me inevitably fall in love with Palace and so sentencing me to a life of disappointments and never knowing what its like to win a major trophy.

Is it too late at 49 to call the NSPCC and report the f**ks?

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 18-04-2022 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlazeRIP (Post 16377235)
Breathing in 3 **** heads vapes for the hole match today .******* rank shit.

You mean people next to you were vaping and you didn't like the smell? I'm asking honestly...?

BlazeRIP 18-04-2022 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Wooden Fish On Wheels (Post 16377253)
You mean people next to you were vaping and you didn't like the smell? I'm asking honestly...?

Yep , smells of shite

Hedgehog 18-04-2022 08:44 PM

When trying to research something using Google you can open articles, reports or links and there is no date on them so you have no way of knowing if the information you are reading is current.

Worse still is articles or reports that default to today's date, which really throw a spanner in the works.

Frustrating.

Isle of Wight 18-04-2022 11:35 PM

All the add ons for a ticket to a gig.

Want a physical one? Now a souvenir ticket. Facility fees Wtf? Is this to use the loo?
Service charge now they can’t scam us with booking fees. Fking scalpers

AMG Souvenir Ticket 2.95
Per Item Fees
1.50 (Facility Charge Full Price Ticket) x2
3.15 (Service Charge Full Price Ticket) x2 9.30

chrisophiex 19-04-2022 07:26 PM

Websites that don’t let you go back to the previous page and keep you on their site. Piss orf !

swissroll 19-04-2022 09:12 PM

Being told off before you do something which you weren’t going to do or even thought of doing.

LN1 19-04-2022 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swissroll (Post 16381006)
Being told off before you do something which you werent going to do or even thought of doing.

In a similar vein. You do something (usually helpful or good) and then someone says 'You only did that because..' (complete with some amateur psychologist bollox statement from disgruntled partner or someone who doesn't like you). No I did it because it was helpful!!!!!

See also 'Assumptions'

Hedgehog 19-04-2022 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swissroll (Post 16381006)
Being told off before you do something which you werent going to do or even thought of doing.

That makes you sound like you're 6 years old! :supergrin:

Adlerhorst 19-04-2022 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 16381070)
That makes you sound like you're 6 years old! :supergrin:

Or married

Hedgehog 20-04-2022 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 16381073)
Or married

True... :D

GorBlimey 20-04-2022 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swissroll (Post 16381006)
Being told off before you do something which you werent going to do or even thought of doing.


In a similar vein, being told to do something that you were obviously going to do anyway e.g.:


When you recieve a delivery, "Make sure you put the carboard in the re-cycling box."



"Yes dear." (thinks: well what the fecking hell did you think I was going to do with it? Rip it up and scatter the pieces all around the house?!!")

Les Butler 20-04-2022 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 16381073)
Or married

That was my first thought :supergrin:

Maidstoned Eagle 20-04-2022 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 16381133)
In a similar vein, being told to do something that you were obviously going to do anyway e.g.:


When you recieve a delivery, "Make sure you put the carboard in the re-cycling box."



"Yes dear." (thinks: well what the fecking hell did you think I was going to do with it? Rip it up and scatter the pieces all around the house?!!")

Or being told how to do something you've already done many times before, over and over again.

cranesparkeagle 20-04-2022 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStryker (Post 16349665)
For 2 weeks now weve had a blue tit attacking himself in our conservatory windows. Amusing for a day or so but terribly annoying now. Not the sharpest tool in the box.

I had that. Dont think it was a blue tit though. I think its being territorial and thinks its seeing a rival but its his reflection in the window. Chances are if you were able to open the windows it would fly inside which isnt what you want either

Isle of Wight 20-04-2022 09:22 AM

Harry Windsor She's always got such a great sense of humour with me and I'm just making sure she's protected and got the right people around her," hows he going to do that who the fk does he think he is? Right well have a machine gun beat there and a tank at the front door twat

Maz 20-04-2022 09:37 AM

And what the hell does he mean "he's making sure"?? What is he doing that is not being done by others?

Kinzman 20-04-2022 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 16375741)
The comments section of any Jay Rayner restaurant review in The Guardian.
Peopled entirely by c*nts.

It's the Guardian!

Isle of Wight 20-04-2022 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 16381479)
And what the hell does he mean "he's making sure"?? What is he doing that is not being done by others?

He really is a class A twat wanting to be action man or something

Johnsonpen 20-04-2022 11:10 AM

Megan followed by Harry and their restraint in using various royal handles
Prince Philip for not arranging an accident
Thomas Markle is a hero
The people they didn’t know who went to the wedding
The Obama's for not having anything to do with the personalities

cappuccinoeagle 21-04-2022 08:07 AM

Newcastle Utd rising up the league table

Hibernator 22-04-2022 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 16376274)
Not being there
Being grumpy before the event
knowing some **** will dive
knowing the ref will be bent
knowing we'll be screwed somehow
praying i'm wrong

Shall I have a cider and chill the **** out?

:D
Glad to see you haven't changed your tune since leaving for the
' Kipper Tie Brigade' :D

Hpalace 22-04-2022 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 16381468)
Harry Windsor She's always got such a great sense of humour with me and I'm just making sure she's protected and got the right people around her," hows he going to do that who the fk does he think he is? Right well have a machine gun beat there and a tank at the front door twat

People who are afraid to post on the appropriate thread. :D

Joe85 22-04-2022 03:09 PM

Stuck in a taxi, on a motorway in Frankfurt and being absolutely desperate for a turn out.

adrenalin john 22-04-2022 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 16386290)
Stuck in a taxi, on a motorway in Frankfurt and being absolutely desperate for a turn out.

If it is any consolation the exits o the autobahns are named 'Aus farts'

Isle of Wight 22-04-2022 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hpalace (Post 16385957)
People who are afraid to post on the appropriate thread. :D

:) it was deliberately to keep the Megs out of it. Nowt to do with her ;)

RazorsEdge 22-04-2022 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 16386399)
:) it was deliberately to keep the Megs out of it. Nowt to do with her ;)

The lanyard colonel also posted on here, clearly following your lead :)

CT_Palace 22-04-2022 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adrenalin john (Post 16386296)
If it is any consolation the exits o the autobahns are named 'Aus farts'

:D

Isle of Wight 22-04-2022 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 16386403)
The lanyard colonel also posted on here, clearly following your lead :)

Yeah I noticed but didnt respond as he was dragging Megs in. Still thought H, not ours ginger H, is a full on annoying twat though.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 22-04-2022 10:04 PM

Holiday stalkers. Just been to Krakow for a few days. Couple sat next to me on the Plane. Went to Auschwitz the following day and my tour guide told me we had to hold on as one of the drivers was late. Driver turns up with the same couple who come and stalk me on the tour. Went for a beer day after and who walks in but the stalkers. Final straw today. I got on transfer bus at airport. Was just about to pull away and who bounces on at last minute and stands beside me. The stalkers.

west country boy 22-04-2022 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 16381073)
Or married

Or both in the case of عائشة بنت أبي بكر

west country boy 22-04-2022 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kinzman (Post 16381481)
It's the Guardian!

Jay Rayner reviews restaurants for the Observer, while Grace Dent does this thing for the Guardian.

Stellavista 22-04-2022 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 16386549)
Jay Rayner reviews restaurants for the Observer, while Grace Dent does this thing for the Guardian.

Yes.
But features on The Guardian website.
I don't buy a print copy anymore.

N Herts Eagle 22-04-2022 11:54 PM

Talking in my sleep usually total rubbish according to wife. However twice now been woken by Alexa once turning light on at 3.30am and playing Radio Station at 4.00am..... Think I am going to have to learn how to put her to sleep.

Hibernator 23-04-2022 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 16386290)
Stuck in a taxi, on a motorway in Frankfurt and being absolutely desperate for a turn out.

Or, as we used to say in Hanover, - Autobahn Schildenkopf .

bubbs11 23-04-2022 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N Herts Eagle (Post 16386555)
Talking in my sleep usually total rubbish according to wife. However twice now been woken by Alexa once turning light on at 3.30am and playing Radio Station at 4.00am..... Think I am going to have to learn how to put her to sleep.

I changed her voice to a male one recently, as her condescending tone was getting on my tits. Dont need two women talking to me like that in my house.

Stavros 69 23-04-2022 05:53 AM

Getting on a plane to find the overhead bin is being used by some selfish twat that decided to carry on the biggest bag they could alongside checking a bag in anyway. How much stuff do people need. Therefore having to put your bag halfway down a the plane.

Pidster 23-04-2022 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 16387066)
Getting on a plane to find the overhead bin is being used by some selfish twat that decided to carry on the biggest bag they could alongside checking a bag in anyway. How much stuff do people need. Therefore having to put your bag halfway down a the plane.

Whither Selhurst Celtic?

Maidstoned Eagle 23-04-2022 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 16387066)
Getting on a plane to find the overhead bin is being used by some selfish twat that decided to carry on the biggest bag they could alongside checking a bag in anyway. How much stuff do people need. Therefore having to put your bag halfway down a the plane.

The airlines should charge people for hand luggage and go back to making it free to put stuff in the hold.

Stavros 69 23-04-2022 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16387091)
The airlines should charge people for hand luggage and go back to making it free to put stuff in the hold.

Or just have less selfish twats.
This fat prick in front of me then wanted to put his seat back.
No chance!!

El Aguila 23-04-2022 09:43 AM

I have to say that fat people in general really get on my tits, if I have to be in any kind if proximity to them. I harbour uncharitable thoughts against them, and victim blame.

N Herts Eagle 23-04-2022 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 16386818)
I changed her voice to a male one recently, as her condescending tone was getting on my tits. Don’t need two women talking to me like that in my house.

I did that on the SatNav none of the female members of the close family have any sense of direction. I am so programned to ignore them when driving was doing the same with the female SatNav voice.

As an example of how bad the sense of direction is took a phone call from daughter who was supposed to becoming South to Sandy at the time from Lincoln. Wanting to know if heading to Leeds was right. She also when in N Herts wanted to head North to get to Bournemouth. Best present ever was buying her a SatNav. Now living in Poole the wife is great in taking the most convoluted routes to get to places. Mainly as she always wants to use routes she used when she lived in Bournemouth 20 odd years ago.

Hpalace 23-04-2022 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 16386433)
Yeah I noticed but didnt respond as he was dragging Megs in. Still thought H, not ours ginger H, is a full on annoying twat though.

Confusing sentence structure is annoying! Just for clarity Im not ginger other than weirdly my moustache if I grow a long beard - which is also annoying.

Maidstoned Eagle 23-04-2022 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 16387486)
Or just have less selfish twats.
This fat prick in front of me then wanted to put his seat back.
No chance!!

Not going to happen. They're probably the same people that stand up as soon as the plane has landed, stand, tutting, in the aisle waiting to get off whom you then pass as they're stood on the escalator etc

CPFC1971 23-04-2022 12:41 PM

George Ezra. Can’t stand his voice !

Stavros 69 23-04-2022 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16387660)
Not going to happen. They're probably the same people that stand up as soon as the plane has landed, stand, tutting, in the aisle waiting to get off whom you then pass as they're stood on the escalator etc

Yep this guy stood up immediately before the plane had stopped moving.
Made sure I took my time to let everyone out of my row before getting off ahead of him.

Hedgehog 23-04-2022 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 16387066)
Getting on a plane to find the overhead bin is being used by some selfish twat that decided to carry on the biggest bag they could alongside checking a bag in anyway. How much stuff do people need. Therefore having to put your bag halfway down a the plane.

I haven't been on a plane for a while, but when I was working I flew quite a bit for work related trips.

I started to notice that some airlines board from the back to the front, and that many of these "seasoned" travelers that were getting on first and sitting at the back, would put their carry-on bag in overhead bins closer to the front of the plane so they could pick them up as they rushed to get off the plane.

This means there is no space in the bins for the people getting on the plane whose seats are closer to the front, so have to go and use the bins near the back.

Thus causing chaos when getting off the plane, as people at the front are trying to get to the back to pick up their stuff, while people at the back zip off with a smug smile on their faces.

I don't miss crap like this.

Isle of Wight 23-04-2022 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hpalace (Post 16387527)
Confusing sentence structure is annoying! Just for clarity Im not ginger other than weirdly my moustache if I grow a long beard - which is also annoying.

No you are OUR H who we quite, like not the Ginger one that is up his own arse..as is his Mrs ;)

Isle of Wight 23-04-2022 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 16387948)
Yep this guy stood up immediately before the plane had stopped moving.
Made sure I took my time to let everyone out of my row before getting off ahead of him.

That is a great small victory

gold76 23-04-2022 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPFC1971 (Post 16387680)
George Ezra. Cant stand his voice !

**** has put me off ever going to Budapest

CPFC1971 23-04-2022 05:55 PM

Dont let it, Budapest is a great city, just dont let the **** ruin it !

N Herts Eagle 23-04-2022 07:34 PM

The local arsonists who have been at it again. This time on the site of one my favourite walks.
https://twitter.com/leddy___/status/...--TZaWqUlTWrWQ

The havoc and death of so much wildlife which live on the Heath is so devestating especially as so many young around.

https://twitter.com/Odhran05/status/...dHpawbTGA6p2LA

Getting a lot worse and very close to housing estate.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/9669...2277904848840/

GorBlimey 23-04-2022 09:52 PM

The time taken to process credit card refunds by certain companies.

The f*ckers charge you instantly but a refund can take 7-10 days.

Why?

Panther 23-04-2022 10:37 PM

Try getting a refund from Amazon. Still waiting after a non-arrival from December despite three ‘chats’ with Amazon colleagues (or whatever they call them).

west country boy 23-04-2022 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 16386553)
Yes.
But features on The Guardian website.
I don't buy a print copy anymore.

I know you know that but pointing this out to annoying commenters (often smug expats) is quite fun if one has little to nothing else in one's sad little existence.

Maidstoned Eagle 24-04-2022 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 16387948)
Yep this guy stood up immediately before the plane had stopped moving.
Made sure I took my time to let everyone out of my row before getting off ahead of him.

One of the joys of having an aisle seat.

Johnsonpen 24-04-2022 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 16386433)
Yeah I noticed but didnt respond as he was dragging Megs in. Still thought H, not ours ginger H, is a full on annoying twat though.

Air stewardess who does not get the fact that certain smug couples have no right to say:

However, "they [Meghan and Harry] said to the airline that they wanted to be treated as normal passengers, so we didn't do any exceptions or special service for them".

JJ 24-04-2022 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16388981)
One of the joys of having an aisle seat.

Always the aisle. Always.

JJ 24-04-2022 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 16387066)
Getting on a plane to find the overhead bin is being used by some selfish twat that decided to carry on the biggest bag they could alongside checking a bag in anyway.

Agreed.

What pisses me off even more is if they move my stuff that I've already put up in the bin in order to accommodate their shit.

Johnsonpen 24-04-2022 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 16386403)
The lanyard colonel also posted on here, clearly following your lead :)

Ok corporal anusphather

Being told to wear a face mask on s short BA flight announcement by two cabin crew who were not wearing one.

Joe85 24-04-2022 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnsonpen (Post 16390353)
Ok corporal anusphather

Being told to wear a face mask on s short BA flight announcement by two cabin crew who were not wearing one.

I generally have no issue wearing a mask, so not bothered when they do ask. However i do wonder what they can actually do if you refuse (once youve taken off).

Oldtown Eagle 24-04-2022 07:52 PM

Recently decorating the living room, leaving the choice of colour to my missus, and then a month later she says ''I can't live with this.

Alfies army 24-04-2022 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 16390417)
Recently decorating the living room, leaving the choice of colour to my missus, and then a month later she says ''I can't live with this.

:wallbash: I feel your pain

Stavros 69 25-04-2022 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16388981)
One of the joys of having an aisle seat.

Got to stick my legs somewhere

squelchy18 25-04-2022 04:35 PM

Elon Musk

Maidstoned Eagle 25-04-2022 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 16390971)
Got to stick my legs somewhere

Two of the joys of an aisle seat.

RazorsEdge 25-04-2022 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 16390361)
I generally have no issue wearing a mask, so not bothered when they do ask. However i do wonder what they can actually do if you refuse (once youve taken off).

The crew will love you and you become a celebrity:)

It depends on where you are landing, if it is England, you would be welcomed by the Police who will present you to the local magistrates and depending on how you plead, a guilty one will get you suspended 20 pound fine and a telling off.

Now if the plane lands somewhere in US, you will be in deep sh!t, or if for some reason it all kicked off and they had to divert, then the culprit will get a massive bill.

Hedgehog 26-04-2022 01:25 AM

For over a week now I've been getting inundated with spam emails that aren't getting picked up by spam blocker.

Their secret seems to be having weird leaders like: ™ƒ™š™–™™™™ ˜™™™™™ ™‹™™š™™™™™š

I believe they are harmless as long as I don't open them, but it's getting annoying as ****!

Who would actually open these types of email anyway?

Sharkba1t 26-04-2022 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 16392148)
For over a week now I've been getting inundated with spam emails that aren't getting picked up by spam blocker.

Their secret seems to be having weird leaders like: 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙝𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚

I believe they are harmless as long as I don't open them, but it's getting annoying as ****!

Who would actually open these types of email anyway?

You are too cynical. I got a message recently from a former senior government official in Nigeria. He had fallen foul of his leaders and is now in exile. However, before leaving the country he transferred $200m to a business account, but he needs access to an account outside Nigeria to transfer the funds to, and if I provide mine he has kindly agreed to give me 10% of the total. Thats 15m bucks (he did the calculation) for me.
:lux:

Olympian2 26-04-2022 08:13 AM

The fact that we've only taken 8 points from 12 games against the teams around us - Newcastle, Leicester, Brighton, Brentford, Southampton, Villa, Leeds - in the table...

in-exile 26-04-2022 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharkba1t (Post 16392605)
You are too cynical. I got a message recently from a former senior government official in Nigeria. He had fallen foul of his leaders and is now in exile. However, before leaving the country he transferred $200m to a business account, but he needs access to an account outside Nigeria to transfer the funds to, and if I provide mine he has kindly agreed to give me 10% of the total. That’s 15m bucks (he did the calculation) for me.
:lux:

Yes can we complete this deal ... all I need is your sort code and account number and we can wire you the monies!

Joe85 26-04-2022 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 16391244)
The crew will love you and you become a celebrity:)

It depends on where you are landing, if it is England, you would be welcomed by the Police who will present you to the local magistrates and depending on how you plead, a guilty one will get you suspended 20 pound fine and a telling off.

Now if the plane lands somewhere in US, you will be in deep sh!t, or if for some reason it all kicked off and they had to divert, then the culprit will get a massive bill.


But its no longer a legal requirement in England, right?


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