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CT_Palace 21-11-2014 07:33 PM

people that can't park straight in car parks

postman plod 21-11-2014 07:46 PM

Christmas.
Yep, i'm a miserable git, get over it.

Duffle Coat 21-11-2014 07:59 PM

Leonard Cohen songs. Now, there is a son who sings just like him. Maybe there is areason to like his stuff. 40 plus years tells me no.

elgin eagle 21-11-2014 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by postman plod (Post 12080289)
Christmas.
Yep, i'm a miserable git, get over it.

Trying to plan a visit to your family (not yours plod), when you know all you're going to get is hassle and blame for stuff. Wish i could just go down to watch palace instead and leave them to get on with it without me.

FORZA SELHURST 21-11-2014 08:14 PM

Postmen nicking the money out of xmas cards.

chrisophiex 21-11-2014 09:48 PM

Adverts with people who make a "WOW" face ..... Does my head in !

danpalace07 22-11-2014 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12080309)
Trying to plan a visit to your family (not yours plod), when you know all you're going to get is hassle and blame for stuff. Wish i could just go down to watch palace instead and leave them to get on with it without me.

Having to see family I don't like anyway (with good reason)

bubbs11 22-11-2014 02:50 AM

Sitting in the library yesterday, and some blokes mobile kept ringing out - loudly!!! Wanted to run over and cave his head in with the Veggie recepie book I was reading. I whispered this burning desire to Mrs Bubbs and she thought I was over reacting.....which annoyed me further.

elgin eagle 22-11-2014 05:27 AM

<makes mental note to put phone on silent round bubbses tomorrow> :)

Worksop Palace 22-11-2014 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 12080488)
Sitting in the library yesterday, and some blokes mobile kept ringing out - loudly!!! Wanted to run over and cave his head in with the Veggie recepie book I was reading. I whispered this burning desire to Mrs Bubbs and she thought I was over reacting.....which annoyed me further.

Bubbs, you do realise you have just admitted to reading a veggie cookbook. In a library. With your Mrs....

Merle 22-11-2014 07:57 AM

arsenal adverts on youtube

cupid stunt 22-11-2014 07:55 PM

Leaving the house in a rush only to realise halfway down the road that you've put your shoes on the wrong feet, so all you can do is cross your legs and hop which takes more time than jogging trust me. Then having to sit on the train cross legged so it looks like they're on the right feet. Luckily it doesn't happen more than once a month or so but always when your in a rush.

Chocky 23-11-2014 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPFC_DAVE77 (Post 12079866)
Tyrannous liberalism

People who can't spell dinosaurs' names properly.

cupid stunt 23-11-2014 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12082099)
People who can't spell Italian coffee flavoured desserts names properly.

Edited for Accuracy

Malarkey 23-11-2014 10:10 PM

People on the BBS who take everything they read so seriously...

Nork1 24-11-2014 11:29 AM

Jackie Stewart.

greybot 24-11-2014 11:33 AM

Liverpool fans not replying to my texts.

Oddjob 24-11-2014 12:58 PM

Black Friday

What a crock this is, but yet people are so desperate to show they have got a bargain for some reason we have inherited this tedious retail tactic

Its never an x-box for a tenner as Amazon will try and convince us, its 7 off an electric toothbrush we dont really need, or the entire boxset of Hi-de Hi for 25.

humpo 24-11-2014 01:05 PM

pop up bearded wankers (except Jedinak & Ledley)

pardew's shorts 24-11-2014 01:19 PM

Taking photos and videos at gigs and sporting fixtures (particularly irksome on iPads).

Live in the moment and enjoy the event you've paid to see. Is a crappy Vine of Jedi's free-kick and three subsequent social media likes adequate compensation for not being fully involved in the emotional delirium? Is it bollocks.

cupid stunt 24-11-2014 05:20 PM

People that don't understand that if you don't like a certain food because the smell and taste makes you feel ill, that fact will not change just because they have cooked it. "You should try a little bit". Why would you like to see someone gag and wash their mouths out to make you feel better?

danpalace07 24-11-2014 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12084981)
People that don't understand that if you don't like a certain food because the smell and taste makes you feel ill, that fact will not change just because they have cooked it. "You should try a little bit". Why would you like to see someone gag and wash their mouths out to make you feel better?

Fish in my case, maybe Quiche as well. We just don't agree with each other, stop making me eat it.

cupid stunt 24-11-2014 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12085081)
Fish in my case, maybe Quiche as well. We just don't agree with each other, stop making me eat it.

Sardines, crab, mackerel,salmon... Just the smell alone makes me want to vomit, and the taste is horrific. Surely it must taste completely different to those who eat it, i can't imagine how anyone could enjoy such foul food.

chav_hater 24-11-2014 06:31 PM

Shows which are an extension of another show - The Apprentice: you're fired, the xtra factor, strictly come dancing: it takes two.

Boring mundane shite to fill up time. The cheap and easy option for stations.

mexicaneagle 24-11-2014 06:33 PM

Brendan Rogers and the media attention on Liverpool losing to us. It's all his fault etc, as if losing to Palace is like the nadir of how bad it can get.

Nork1 24-11-2014 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12085081)
Fish in my case, maybe Quiche as well.

Can't you just buy these things when you get there?

GJN 24-11-2014 06:40 PM

Reminds me of South Park, wheel of fortune where Randy mucks up:

N _ g g e r s ......






Hate being nagged - that's why I moved out recently :D

danpalace07 24-11-2014 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12085091)
Can't you just buy these things when you get there?

What? I mean when people cook for me at home or whatever and insist on me trying some fish even though apart from tuna, I have never liked it.

Chocky 25-11-2014 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12085085)
Sardines, crab, mackerel,salmon... Just the smell alone makes me want to vomit, and the taste is horrific. Surely it must taste completely different to those who eat it, i can't imagine how anyone could enjoy such foul food.

Obviously don't like muffin either then.

ChiswickEagle 25-11-2014 11:12 AM

People that don't take their rucksacks off their backs when on the tube, even if not particularly large. They have no spatial awareness with the rucksack so continually knock people and they also take up space. Piccadilly Line is the worst offender.

Vince Hilaire's Afro 25-11-2014 11:37 AM

If you use google on a smart phone etc, just as you try and click in the search box, it moves at the last second and you end up accidentally clicking one of their crappy 'special logos' about an historic event.

Even if you remember, and delay your click, it adjusts its own delay to still screw you up

elgin eagle 25-11-2014 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 12085977)
If you use google on a smart phone etc, just as you try and click in the search box, it moves at the last second and you end up accidentally clicking one of their crappy 'special logos' about an historic event.

Even if you remember, and delay your click, it adjusts its own delay to still screw you up

thetrainline.com gets me like that on a regular basis, the app is much better though.

Harpo 25-11-2014 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12085947)
People that don't take their rucksacks off their backs when on the tube, even if not particularly large. They have no spatial awareness with the rucksack so continually knock people and they also take up space. Piccadilly Line is the worst offender.

That's a particular gripe of mine too.

In any case, rucksacks are for those on a hike or climbing mountains. Why are they needed at altitude of less than 750 feet?

in-exile 25-11-2014 05:53 PM

Running out of loo roll and having to try and use the brown cardboard inner roll thing....hurts your bum!! :(

eaglejez 25-11-2014 06:36 PM

People getting Bond wrong :veryangry

postman plod 25-11-2014 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 12080310)
Postmen nicking the money out of xmas cards.

Oy, hope your'e not pointing fingers.
I only nick packets and parcels now days:D

Far East Eagle 26-11-2014 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12086577)
Running out of loo roll and having to try and use the brown cardboard inner roll thing....hurts your bum!! :(

I use the cat. It is a thing that annoys him.

Far East Eagle 26-11-2014 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eaglejez (Post 12086617)
People getting Bond wrong :veryangry



:D:lux:

BillyTKid 26-11-2014 07:05 PM

Newspapers selling their front / back page to advertisers resulting in the pages being 90% covered in black ink. Just been reading the evening standard on the way home and my fingers are smothered.

flightyknighty 26-11-2014 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 12085089)
Shows which are an extension of another show - The Apprentice: you're fired, the xtra factor, strictly come dancing: it takes two.

Boring mundane shite to fill up time. The cheap and easy option for stations.

Britains got more talent is quality though. Well I think so :D

PALACEWU 26-11-2014 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyTKid (Post 12087995)
Newspapers selling their front / back page to advertisers resulting in the pages being 90% covered in black ink. Just been reading the evening standard on the way home and my fingers are smothered.

Never mind your fingers, think about the poor damage to your brain.

PALACEWU 26-11-2014 07:46 PM

Seeing dozens of those free mags like metro etc on trains and trying to resist the urge to read them.

danpalace07 27-11-2014 12:11 AM

When you watch a TV show or movie with someone and go to talk about it to them but it turns out they were on their phone for all of it and expect me to explain everything. Just **** off.

Stellavista 27-11-2014 02:14 AM

The number of drivers who don't indicate anymore.

Hedgehog 27-11-2014 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12088338)
The number of drivers who don't indicate anymore.

Would have failed your test in my day... it's engrained in you. I even do it when no one is around.

Mirror - Signal - Maneuver.

Mantra to live by.

My wife's is Maneuver - Mirror - Signal.

Far East Eagle 27-11-2014 04:42 AM

This bunch of muppets

http://i1319.photobucket.com/albums/...psc69edc08.jpg

Skiddo 27-11-2014 01:55 PM

Don't know whether it's already been mentioned but YouTube video bloggers. Complete tossers.

'Entertainment Update' programmes that are on for about 2 minutes and are on smack right in the middle of the film you are trying to watch on the telly. If you try to record the film you have to get it in 2 parts or record the poxy thing inbetween in order to get the full programme without missing anything.

the drexciyan 27-11-2014 02:10 PM

This couple from Grand Designs annoy me.

Contriving through their cluelessness to waste their entire 80k budget on a barge that finished up as an unfinished floating tin shed.

Thinking these people are social workers giving people advice in life choices.

Putting their kids at risk through their half baked schemes.

Having no idea on what it takes to live on a house boat and never once thinking about running costs.


danpalace07 27-11-2014 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12088950)
Don't know whether it's already been mentioned but YouTube video bloggers. Complete tossers.

Couldn't help but laugh when I watched some spoilt, self obsessed bint doing a vlog on the train going to that Harry Potter experience thing and you could see some woman behind her sniggering. Who the **** just starts droning on loudly on the train?

Chocky 28-11-2014 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12088950)
Don't know whether it's already been mentioned but YouTube video bloggers. Complete tossers.

'Entertainment Update' programmes that are on for about 2 minutes and are on smack right in the middle of the film you are trying to watch on the telly. If you try to record the film you have to get it in 2 parts or record the poxy thing inbetween in order to get the full programme without missing anything.

And bloody programmes that start with 5 minute highlights of 'what's coming up', just show th f*cking thing instead of airing spoilers. Same thing after a commercial break there has to be a recap on what we just saw 5 minutes ago. I haven't got Altzeimers yet you c**ts.

Andycol 05-12-2014 09:51 PM

People that insert my or his into a sentence.
Ala; I love MY football
I like MY Chinese me.
He loves HIS football.

Tw@ts

Oddjob 05-12-2014 10:08 PM

This thing now of clapping all the way thru a certain minute of a match cause it's linked to some tragedy, every team is now going to adopt one at some point and it will never end.

Vintage Eagle 05-12-2014 10:16 PM

When you are already at a mini roundabout and someone to your right is still 50 yards away just assumes they still have right of way, and then gives you the look. Hey, I'm on the roundabout . . . !

Malarkey 05-12-2014 10:34 PM

Annoying twats who won't shut up in my lectures and decide to disrupt everyone with their shite senses of humour.

chrisophiex 05-12-2014 11:08 PM

When your hairdresser describes your hair as the bit you are "still clinging onto" ...

Bones14 06-12-2014 08:36 AM

Ex wife Nuff said

elgin eagle 06-12-2014 11:30 AM

People who start every sentence with "and I was like" and then "he was like". Just had to listen to an hour of it on the train. By the end I thought my ears were bleeding.

Jim Cannon 06-12-2014 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12090278)
Same thing after a commercial break there has to be a recap on what we just saw 5 minutes ago. I haven't got Altzeimers yet you c**ts.

exactly

chrisophiex 06-12-2014 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12102663)
People who start every sentence with "and I was like" and then "he was like". Just had to listen to an hour of it on the train. By the end I thought my ears were bleeding.

"And he turned round and said"......

Did he really turn around ???

Crozzy71 06-12-2014 11:47 AM

Stupid f@cking threads about cars.

danpalace07 06-12-2014 12:16 PM

Northerners. Most recently, the fact they seem to think everyone in London is ******* loaded annoys me the most about them

warnockbingo77 06-12-2014 12:18 PM

Ali77.

Far East Eagle 06-12-2014 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12102684)
"And he turned round and said"......

Did he really turn around ???

Makes me want to punch them in the face.

The phrase "below par" when talking about a bad performance pisses me off.

Blind_Eagle 06-12-2014 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warnockbingo77 (Post 12102720)
Ali77.

Self loathing isn't a pretty trait. :D

Blind_Eagle 06-12-2014 01:06 PM

Little al when he's bored.

Chocky 06-12-2014 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12102350)
When your hairdresser describes your hair as the bit you are "still clinging onto" ...

Gerry Francis' barber does have a point though.

Skiddo 07-12-2014 04:36 PM

People that says words like 'guesstimate'

Family and friends that ask you "how's your car running?" when they've run out of pointless small talk.

When you are telling someone an interesting story and their phone rings in the middle of it, they answer it, talk for 20 seconds, then it expect you to carry the story on after. Nope, forget it.

cupid stunt 07-12-2014 04:51 PM

The lack of spiritual enlightenment in the human race. Money and material possession being the main drive instead of spiritual wealth.

Oddjob 08-12-2014 12:59 PM

People who return from holiday and make a huge performance about how many emails they have as if this scenario is unique to them and doesnt happen to 99% of office workers.

Chocky 08-12-2014 04:11 PM

Screaming f*cking kids on planes. For a start the very young scream because the pressure hurts their ears, so it's arguable that the parents are being child abusers, knowing their children have to suffer so they can get their piss up in Benidorm 5 minutes after the bastard was evicted from the tart's minge.

Secondly because the older ones can't be controlled by the same f*ckfaced parents at a later stage.

There should be a special compartment for them all to piss off into, or be banned from normal flights worldwide and be able to fly on kids planes only, fair enough make them cheap so they piss off there.

Listen to the bloody racket on this flight landing at Barcelona. If this was a parents and kids only flight as I suggested then fine. But it wasn't, people had to suffer this shit. It would be enough to make me want to hijack it and fly it into the sea. That would learn them.

Selfish f*ckers get a boat. Swim. Anything but sit in a tube making people's lives a misery when all they want to do is relax with a gin and tonic.


art malice 08-12-2014 04:24 PM

Sky Sports News presenters who pronounce Aguero in Argentinian. Shaddap ya faces!

cupid stunt 08-12-2014 04:24 PM

Can they not invent some sort of travel gag for children when they want to scream? A soft ball with an attached strap perhaps. Dangling it in front of them may do the trick.

danpalace07 08-12-2014 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12104962)
The lack of spiritual enlightenment in the human race. Money and material possession being the main drive instead of spiritual wealth.

see Black Friday, Xmas

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-12-2014 07:24 PM

Jamie Carragher

Gooders 08-12-2014 07:30 PM

Waitrose lorries.

Harry Bassett 08-12-2014 07:41 PM

Micheal Parkinson "I have been asked many times which is my favourite interview " The bane of day time television for old codgers---piss off you old git!

leicester1 08-12-2014 07:46 PM

Seating at football.....and football fans that want their manager to put out a scratch team of mostly under 21's in the FA Cup so as to concentrate on the League.....we're at home to Newcastle ffs,we can win it and set up an exciting away day in the 4th round...

elgin eagle 08-12-2014 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leicester1 (Post 12106687)
Seating at football.....and football fans that want their manager to put out a scratch team of mostly under 21's in the FA Cup so as to concentrate on the League.....we're at home to Newcastle ffs,we can win it and set up an exciting away day in the 4th round...

Against Dover :) I get your point and agree totally though. The Premier League/Sky/Alex Ferguson wind me up for devaluing my favourite competition.

Worksop Palace 08-12-2014 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12102719)
Northerners. Most recently, the fact they seem to think everyone in London is ******* loaded annoys me the most about them

Kiss my custard you posh softie

Worksop Palace 08-12-2014 10:16 PM

Getting Dover away when there was 42 teams within an hours drive from my gaff left in the draw. Sums my feckin luck up at the moment

Far East Eagle 09-12-2014 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12106247)
Screaming f*cking kids on planes. For a start the very young scream because the pressure hurts their ears, so it's arguable that the parents are being child abusers, knowing their children have to suffer so they can get their piss up in Benidorm 5 minutes after the bastard was evicted from the tart's minge.

Secondly because the older ones can't be controlled by the same f*ckfaced parents at a later stage.

There should be a special compartment for them all to piss off into, or be banned from normal flights worldwide and be able to fly on kids planes only, fair enough make them cheap so they piss off there.

Listen to the bloody racket on this flight landing at Barcelona. If this was a parents and kids only flight as I suggested then fine. But it wasn't, people had to suffer this shit. It would be enough to make me want to hijack it and fly it into the sea. That would learn them.

Selfish f*ckers get a boat. Swim. Anything but sit in a tube making people's lives a misery when all they want to do is relax with a gin and tonic.


candidate for post of the year, laughed out loud several times reading it

danpalace07 09-12-2014 04:18 AM

Privileged, know it all scumbags like this. Why is it the rich love to tell the poor how to be poor?

danpalace07 09-12-2014 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12107017)
Kiss my custard you posh softie

"Go down pub, drink ten pints" etc

Worksop Palace 09-12-2014 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12107306)
"Go down pub, drink ten pints" etc

10 ?

14 at least

art malice 10-12-2014 04:19 PM

People gawping at your screen as they walk behind you in the office. Fvck off and mind your own business

smileysmith 10-12-2014 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12106247)
Screaming f*cking kids on planes. For a start the very young scream because the pressure hurts their ears, so it's arguable that the parents are being child abusers, knowing their children have to suffer so they can get their piss up in Benidorm 5 minutes after the bastard was evicted from the tart's minge.

Secondly because the older ones can't be controlled by the same f*ckfaced parents at a later stage.

There should be a special compartment for them all to piss off into, or be banned from normal flights worldwide and be able to fly on kids planes only, fair enough make them cheap so they piss off there.

Listen to the bloody racket on this flight landing at Barcelona. If this was a parents and kids only flight as I suggested then fine. But it wasn't, people had to suffer this shit. It would be enough to make me want to hijack it and fly it into the sea. That would learn them.

Selfish f*ckers get a boat. Swim. Anything but sit in a tube making people's lives a misery when all they want to do is relax with a gin and tonic.


Whilst this is very amusing, Chockers appears to have failed to realise that the 'special compartment for them all to piss off into' is economy. Same as the 'adults who can't afford to escape the screaming kids'.

;)

RednBlue 10-12-2014 04:53 PM

Probably stated before but can't be arsed to read through all the pages.....people who stand still on escalators - usually in the middle so you can't get past them.... And people who stand still on airport travelators.

west eagle 10-12-2014 05:43 PM

really getting on my back recently is having the tops taken off bottles of coke at games, & people using knifes and forks in the wrong hands!!

WLYWLYAWYPWF 10-12-2014 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12106247)
Screaming f*cking kids on planes. For a start the very young scream because the pressure hurts their ears, so it's arguable that the parents are being child abusers, knowing their children have to suffer so they can get their piss up in Benidorm 5 minutes after the bastard was evicted from the tart's minge.

Secondly because the older ones can't be controlled by the same f*ckfaced parents at a later stage.

There should be a special compartment for them all to piss off into, or be banned from normal flights worldwide and be able to fly on kids planes only, fair enough make them cheap so they piss off there.

Listen to the bloody racket on this flight landing at Barcelona. If this was a parents and kids only flight as I suggested then fine. But it wasn't, people had to suffer this shit. It would be enough to make me want to hijack it and fly it into the sea. That would learn them.

Selfish f*ckers get a boat. Swim. Anything but sit in a tube making people's lives a misery when all they want to do is relax with a gin and tonic.
]

I agree. I was once on a plane where a mate of mine objected to the piercing shrieking of a child in the row of seats to our right. We both had savage hangovers and I could tell he was becoming increasingly agitated. We hadn't even taken off before he slapped the newspaper he was reading on to his lap and gave the mother of this child an evil look. The mother stood her ground and told him that the child was profoundly deaf, to which my mate angrily replied, "I wish I ******* was!" He then turned to me, (who was now looking out the window bright red and deeply ashamed of my friends behaviour), saying, "she won't look to me for sympathy again will she?" He then nonchalantly carried on reading the paper, with the other nearby passengers looking towards him with that open mouthed did that just happen look? Remarkably though, the child's screaming abated proving that it was just another case of the bad parenting you so hate.

PeterH 10-12-2014 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malarkey (Post 12102323)
Annoying twats who won't shut up in my lectures and decide to disrupt everyone with their shite senses of humour.

Pesky teachers.

PeterH 10-12-2014 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12104962)
The lack of spiritual enlightenment in the human race. Money and material possession being the main drive instead of spiritual wealth.

What do you mean by spiritual enlightenment?

Suffolkeagle 10-12-2014 06:03 PM

On the subject of planes, people who start telling you about where they're going. I don't give a f*ck

PeterH 10-12-2014 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12106247)
Screaming f*cking kids on planes. For a start the very young scream because the pressure hurts their ears, so it's arguable that the parents are being child abusers, knowing their children have to suffer so they can get their piss up in Benidorm 5 minutes after the bastard was evicted from the tart's minge.

Secondly because the older ones can't be controlled by the same f*ckfaced parents at a later stage.

There should be a special compartment for them all to piss off into, or be banned from normal flights worldwide and be able to fly on kids planes only, fair enough make them cheap so they piss off there.

Listen to the bloody racket on this flight landing at Barcelona. If this was a parents and kids only flight as I suggested then fine. But it wasn't, people had to suffer this shit. It would be enough to make me want to hijack it and fly it into the sea. That would learn them.

Selfish f*ckers get a boat. Swim. Anything but sit in a tube making people's lives a misery when all they want to do is relax with a gin and tonic.


Often been covered on the BBS Chocks. Some like to turn it around and say it's the complainers that are the selfish ones.

PeterH 10-12-2014 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 12109219)
Whilst this is very amusing, Chockers appears to have failed to realise that the 'special compartment for them all to piss off into' is economy. Same as the 'adults who can't afford to escape the screaming kids'.

;)

Nice response. Worthy of a touche. And the Ryanair cheapo option angle may well be worth adding as well.

PeterH 10-12-2014 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RednBlue (Post 12109229)
Probably stated before but can't be arsed to read through all the pages.....people who stand still on escalators - usually in the middle so you can't get past them.... And people who stand still on airport travelators.

Think you're wrong on the latter. Not that I stand still on them. However, if you are so desparate to walk, walk alongside the travelators, and let the lazy fecks stand still.

New LP 10-12-2014 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12102719)
Northerners. Most recently, the fact they seem to think everyone in London is ******* loaded annoys me the most about them

Particularly when they don't realise that the majority of people who work in London can't afford to live in London and have to spend 1 hour+ commuting from places outside of the city on overcrowded cattle trucks each day.

Skiddo 10-12-2014 07:43 PM

People that stand in queues in fast food places and wait till they are being served before deciding what they want. Particularly mums with their kids.

Jimmy Carr's laugh.

People that top everything aka Toppers. For example;

Me: "It's so hot today I must have drank 2 litres of water."
Topper: "Thats nothing! I've drank 4!"

WLYWLYAWYPWF 10-12-2014 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12109445)
People that stand in queues in fast food places and wait till they are being served before deciding what they want. Particularly mums with their kids.

I like to get to the front of the queue in KFC, stare up at the menu for at least 90 seconds before quizzically asking the already irate looking man behind the till, "Do you do chicken?"

cpfc@eastbourne 10-12-2014 08:08 PM

no price tags in poundland

danpalace07 10-12-2014 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RednBlue (Post 12109229)
Probably stated before but can't be arsed to read through all the pages.....people who stand still on escalators - usually in the middle so you can't get past them.... And people who stand still on airport travelators.

In other words, tourists. Recently(ish), while waiting for a Tube some Yank almost barged me out the way to take photos of the wall.


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