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CK 04-02-2019 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14632077)
I wouldn't say you were that far gone.....yet.

:lux: you win that one :hi:

Richard 04-02-2019 04:56 PM

Snowflakes: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47117649

Shoreditch CPFC 04-02-2019 05:32 PM

since when has playing movies full blast on planes without headphones been ok?

GorBlimey 05-02-2019 12:13 AM

British and Irish citizens who travelled to the I.S. Caliphate claiming they were there to provide humanitarian aid and now seeking British and Irish help to get them released from Kurdish captivity.


Yeah.

Fatboy 05-02-2019 07:36 AM

The Liam Neeson judgers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47117177

He described the full context of the story and was honest about how he felt at the time (because it was a long time ago and young) and the way he tells it is from a position of knowing it was wrong - but you still get the snowflakes judging him.

Ardent Eagle Forever 05-02-2019 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 14633183)
The Liam Neeson judgers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47117177

He described the full context of the story and was honest about how he felt at the time (because it was a long time ago and young) and the way he tells it is from a position of knowing it was wrong - but you still get the snowflakes judging him.

The snowflakes need to be in the same position before they can judge. I guarantee that some of those snowflakes will react in a similar way to Liam Neeson. Rape of a loved one can never be defended no matter the race committing the crime. We are all human, there will be those of us who will share similar thoughts in a similar scenario.

art malice 05-02-2019 05:57 PM

Trying to peel and eat an orange without a knife. Juicy, vitamin C-packed wankers.

Dodger 05-02-2019 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoreditch CPFC (Post 14632627)
since when has playing movies full blast on planes without headphones been ok?

Everywhere, trains, buses, cafes, etc. People watching shit YouTube/Facebook vids and doing FaceTime calls.

Say in a nice quiet cafe the other day and some student plank started playing some shit on his laptop.

mte103 05-02-2019 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14633956)
Trying to peel and eat an orange without a knife. Juicy, vitamin C-packed wankers.

This is one of my favourite posts ever. It's hard to be angry with them for long though because of the Vitamins.

Hedgehog 06-02-2019 10:59 PM

I've touched on this before, but anything to do with plumbing... It all revolves around the right tools and brute force.

I replaced the tub spout/diverter today, as the old one was not diverting all the water to the shower head.

Old one would not budge, and finally got it off using my biggest pipe wrench. Got the new spout and installed, but had to use equal brute force and the pipe wrench to get in rotated to the correct position (My strap wrench just slipped). I took every precaution I could to stop damaging the new spout, but sure enough there are teeth marks from the wrench on the spout... right where they are most visible.

Now, I don't know whether to live with the marks or buy another one and try again... or hire a smart arse a-hole plumber to do it.

Really annoying. :wallbash:

Maz 06-02-2019 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Richard (Post 14632589)

I agree with your sentiment. But your use of ‘snowflake’? O tempora, o mores.

Stellavista 07-02-2019 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodger (Post 14634002)
Everywhere, trains, buses, cafes, etc. People watching shit YouTube/Facebook vids and doing FaceTime calls.

Say in a nice quiet cafe the other day and some student plank started playing some shit on his laptop.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/96/bd...34a7ba31ca.gif

Stellavista 07-02-2019 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14635463)
I agree with your sentiment. But your use of ‘snowflake’? O tempora, o mores.

".... a modern and empowered fintech brand".

Wankers.

TopKnot 07-02-2019 07:49 PM

Canada goose jackets. Other than the fact they are designed for extreme cold weather yet are commonly worn by people in 15 degree mild weather days in London, the increase in popularity of veganism and anti animal cruelty at the same time as these coats getting bought and worn by ever pleb on the street, makes me think people are either very stupid or just don’t give a shit.

TopKnot 07-02-2019 07:51 PM

Lycra clad joggers who decide to do their evening run through crowded London pedestrian areas in rush hour.

TopKnot 07-02-2019 07:52 PM

People who lean against the bars on the tube or train so no one else can hold them.

Yes I’ve had an annoying commute home today.

Isle of Wight 07-02-2019 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 14636435)
Canada goose jackets. Other than the fact they are designed for extreme cold weather yet are commonly worn by people in 15 degree mild weather days in London, the increase in popularity of veganism and anti animal cruelty at the same time as these coats getting bought and worn by ever pleb on the street, makes me think people are either very stupid or just don’t give a shit.

Yep the trapping of the foxes etc just to make a fur trim is appalling, they end up days in a leg trap before they die. :(

the drexciyan 07-02-2019 09:26 PM

Maybe its Denmark, but FFS it's 'Macaroni cheese' not 'Mac 'n cheese'

Hedgehog 08-02-2019 07:24 AM

This has happened more than once... I get the bill after a meal with drinks, and I see they have missed either coffee, a beer, glass of wine or even desert, so being an honest type I point out their error.

Not once have I had the waiter say, "Oh our mistake, don't worry about it". Every time they have gone back and corrected the bill.

I can sleep easy at night, but does not mean somewhere in my beady brain it annoys me. Sometimes I feel I'm too bloody honest and should just act dumb, but that's not in my DNA I guess.

Maz 08-02-2019 07:52 AM

If the mistake was in their favour, not yours, you would expect them to correct it every single time. So why not vice verse? I don’t get the annoyance.

Hedgehog 08-02-2019 08:05 AM

Yes I would expect them to correct it. And I doubt they would contest it. I’m not sure we are talking apples and apples here? All I’m looking for is a little more, “Thank you for your honesty”from them.

bubbs11 08-02-2019 09:23 AM

When people use this emoji in their Facebook posts

https://s2.gifyu.com/images/815E04F0...7E314E45E4.png

I don’t know why but it irritates the f**k out of me okay!

fioreuk 08-02-2019 09:52 AM

Trying to cut the finger nails of my right hand. :grrr:

wedgetail 08-02-2019 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard (Post 14632589)

It's the americanism that grates on me.#

Maidstoned Eagle 08-02-2019 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 14636435)
Canada goose jackets. Other than the fact they are designed for extreme cold weather yet are commonly worn by people in 15 degree mild weather days in London, the increase in popularity of veganism and anti animal cruelty at the same time as these coats getting bought and worn by ever pleb on the street, makes me think people are either very stupid or just don’t give a shit.

Both.

SgtStryker 08-02-2019 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 14636801)
Trying to cut the finger nails of my right hand. :grrr:

Use clippers.

Unless you only have one hand of course in which case I apologise.

Maidstoned Eagle 08-02-2019 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14636725)
If the mistake was in their favour, not yours, you would expect them to correct it every single time. So why not vice verse? I don’t get the annoyance.

I would thi k his annoyance is in the fact they don't recognise or appreciate his honesty.

Wolfnipplechips 08-02-2019 04:18 PM

How the f*ck is this news?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47171459

Very annoying.

Maz 08-02-2019 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14636865)
I would thi k his annoyance is in the fact they don't recognise or appreciate his honesty.

Possibly. But he didn’t say that; he wanted them, if I have understood what he wrote correctly, to write off the mistake.

Maidstoned Eagle 08-02-2019 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14637281)
Possibly. But he didn’t say that; he wanted them, if I have understood what he wrote correctly, to write off the mistake.

I read it fine, maybe it's just your cynical side being unable to comprehend his meaning?

Maz 08-02-2019 05:49 PM

I don't know what else...
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"Oh our mistake, don't worry about it". Every time they have gone back and corrected the bill.
...could mean.

the drexciyan 08-02-2019 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14636791)
When people use this emoji in their Facebook posts

https://s2.gifyu.com/images/815E04F0...7E314E45E4.png

I don’t know why but it irritates the f**k out of me okay!

Yeah good shout. I used this today to describe Systems thinking, someone else on the course used it to describe being smashed on painkillers and kids use it to tell their parents to **** off because they dont get it.

It was a lot easier in the days of the standard 20 or so emojis. Now its carnage.

Hedgehog 08-02-2019 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14637401)
I don't know what else...

"Oh our mistake, don't worry about it". Every time they have gone back and corrected the bill.

...could mean.

I see your point, but it was not my intent, that extra beer - which I paid for :rolleyes: - impaired my ability to make myself clear.

I hope that the follow-up post ( http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showpost....ostcount=26121 ) clarified what I was really thinking.

And thanks for your support Maidstoned Eagle - appreciate that.

Maz 08-02-2019 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14637436)
I see your point, but it was not my intent, that extra beer - which I paid for :rolleyes: - impaired my ability to make myself clear.

I hope that the follow-up post ( http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showpost....ostcount=26121 ) clarified what I was really thinking.

And thanks for your support Maidstoned Eagle - appreciate that.


Meh - he's just campaigning to be a Mod.

Hedgehog 08-02-2019 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14637444)
Meh - he's just campaigning to be a Mod.

Gets my vote... :p

Is there a vacancy?

Fatboy 08-02-2019 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14637444)
Meh - he's just campaigning to be a Mod.

What is the criteria to be one ? How low is the bar set?
:supergrin:

Terrace Bickle 08-02-2019 09:02 PM

That grieving seems to have become a competitive public sport, even when you've never met the deceased.

Hedgehog 08-02-2019 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14637510)
Gets my vote... :p

Is there a vacancy?

I should add that I was in the Elgin Eagle camp, but apparently he has been removed from the ballet... some kind of Russian interference was unearthed.

chrisophiex 08-02-2019 10:30 PM

Getting a flat tyre....squirting that magic potion into the tyre and then having to drive home no faster than 30 mph.

I’ve never been so harassed and abused by fellow drivers. I couldn’t go any faster than the stated 30 mph and had no gesture to tell the many followers I couldn’t go any faster (was legally allowed to drive at 60 mph).

usaythatuloveme 08-02-2019 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14637273)
How the f*ck is this news?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47171459

Very annoying.


most of the advice this twat gives out is questionable at best, really irritating man

Terrace Bickle 08-02-2019 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by usaythatuloveme (Post 14637694)
most of the advice this twat gives out is questionable at best, really irritating man

Twat, really? I think you need to look at yourself.

Salad_Burnet 08-02-2019 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 14637607)
That grieving seems to have become a competitive public sport, even when you've never met the deceased.

Show some bloody respect!

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 08-02-2019 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14637690)
Getting a flat tyre....squirting that magic potion into the tyre and then having to drive home no faster than 30 mph.

I’ve never been so harassed and abused by fellow drivers. I couldn’t go any faster than the stated 30 mph and had no gesture to tell the many followers I couldn’t go any faster (was legally allowed to drive at 60 mph).

You don't have a spare? They give you some spray instead? And you have to drive at 30 on a 60 limit road? Wow. At least they could give you a sign to hang in your back window to go with the spray or something. That sounds really f**ked up on so many levels. Tell us more, please :)

Terrace Bickle 09-02-2019 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 14637739)
Show some bloody respect!

Showing respect is fine, turning things into a circus isn't showing respect.

Hedgehog 09-02-2019 02:27 AM

Inadvertently finding yourself driving past a high school at kicking out time on a Friday afternoon. FFS!

A million vehicles picking up half the little darlings, and the other half thinking that crossing the road is a God given right that has zero to do with any highway code.

No wonder the youth today feel entitled...

strawberry mivi 09-02-2019 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14637677)
I should add that I was in the Elgin Eagle camp, but apparently he has been removed from the ballet... some kind of Russian interference was unearthed.

Yep, he got too Bolshoi.

chrisophiex 09-02-2019 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Wooden Fish On Wheels (Post 14637740)
You don't have a spare? They give you some spray instead? And you have to drive at 30 on a 60 limit road? Wow. At least they could give you a sign to hang in your back window to go with the spray or something. That sounds really f**ked up on so many levels. Tell us more, please :)


No space for a spare in a mini. I did the repair work so to speak. It was only a 15 min drive back to home, but took a little longer than usual :)

I tried making a gesture of a wheel out the window but in hindsight god knows what that looked like.

There must have been a queue of around 40....all beeping and flashing. It was an odd road, as there was literally no place to pull over and let them pass, and it was no overtaking all the way!

Worse thing is it was my business car and had my business logo all over it :afro:

I ended up joining in and beeping my horn just as much.

jjeagle 09-02-2019 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strawberry mivi (Post 14637942)
Yep, he got too Bolshoi.

:supergrin:

the digger 09-02-2019 10:56 AM

Polite rejection of my socio-sexual advances

Stellavista 09-02-2019 06:02 PM

Gated 'communities'

richdeniro 09-02-2019 11:45 PM

Those that continue to watch tv shows and movies on their iPad or phone after they have got off trains/tubes so are walking along crowded platforms at a snails pace. Especially annoying when they're in front of you walking down the steps at Brixton train station.

Purepalace 10-02-2019 02:06 AM

Neil 'Colin' Warnock's hair.

Been bothering me for sometime.

It seems to all sprout from one small area located just above his Klingon forehead, approximately 6" above his nose, and then, mysteriously volumnises (doubt that's a word but it does the job), out into the all head encompassing bouffant that we see today.

https://img.techpowerup.org/190210/neil-warnock.jpg

thefox 10-02-2019 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14637970)
No space for a spare in a mini. I did the repair work so to speak. It was only a 15 min drive back to home, but took a little longer than usual :)

I tried making a gesture of a wheel out the window but in hindsight god knows what that looked like.

There must have been a queue of around 40....all beeping and flashing. It was an odd road, as there was literally no place to pull over and let them pass, and it was no overtaking all the way!

Worse thing is it was my business car and had my business logo all over it :afro:

I ended up joining in and beeping my horn just as much.

Minis have a spare wheel. The spare wheel well had a habit of rusting away.

TopKnot 10-02-2019 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purepalace (Post 14640322)
Neil 'Colin' Warnock's hair.

Been bothering me for sometime.

It seems to all sprout from one small area located just above his Klingon forehead, approximately 6" above his nose, and then, mysteriously volumnises (doubt that's a word but it does the job), out into the all head encompassing bouffant that we see today.

Never noticed that as I can’t get past his eyebrows

Stellavista 10-02-2019 01:19 PM

That gym cycling advert. Any perfume or car advert. Peston and Marr. Dan Snow. Ringo Starr. Sunday supermarket opening hours. Endless emails offering optimisation of my website. Endless emails asking for feedback on some insignificant piece of shit I bought online.

Purepalace 10-02-2019 02:12 PM

.

Worksop Palace 10-02-2019 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purepalace (Post 14640943)
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Excellent point

Wayne Andrews is God 11-02-2019 11:59 AM

The word ‘toxic’ used as a blanket term for everything bad now. It’s a buzzword rather than anything descriptive.

Maidstoned Eagle 11-02-2019 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14640375)
Minis have a spare wheel. The spare wheel well had a habit of rusting away.

Not the new ones.

Many modern cars have done away with a spare or even the "space saver" wheel.

thefox 11-02-2019 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14642200)
Not the new ones.

Many modern cars have done away with a spare or even the "space saver" wheel.

:D

Terrace Bickle 11-02-2019 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purepalace (Post 14640322)
Neil 'Colin' Warnock's hair.



Been bothering me for sometime.



It seems to all sprout from one small area located just above his Klingon forehead, approximately 6" above his nose, and then, mysteriously volumnises (doubt that's a word but it does the job), out into the all head encompassing bouffant that we see today.



https://img.techpowerup.org/190210/neil-warnock.jpg

He's beginning to look like he's on a day trip from the 16th century and should be wearing a powdered wig!

Isle of Wight 11-02-2019 10:08 PM

oppswrong thread


Posting on the wrong thread

Son of Selhurst 11-02-2019 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 14632589)

65m people in this country yet BBC still making news out of one person's misguided views... :S:

Wayne Andrews is God 12-02-2019 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son of Selhurst (Post 14643237)
65m people in this country yet BBC still making news out of one person's misguided views... :S:

Is abit of a shit advert to be fair. Nothing to do with offending but just the language used makes me cringe. I hate print adverts that try to have a conversational/human tone, much like facebook articles.

Polish Pete 12-02-2019 07:27 AM

"Pop" stars who play the piano standing up really angrily in music videos.
Delta Goodrem and that one who sang that New York song come to mind.

Why???

KYLIE MINEAGLE 12-02-2019 08:02 AM

Piles

Polak 12-02-2019 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14643054)
oppswrong thread


Posting on the wrong thread

That's annoying

Isle of Wight 12-02-2019 11:08 AM

A bbc video interviewing teenagers about USA school shootings. India in their nice uniform Lebanon with sunshine and relaxed environment, Australia dressed causally and laid back. Girl from UK .........with a bolt through her nose looking like an objectionable “oh look at me I’m a rebel” twat

Maidstoned Eagle 12-02-2019 12:44 PM

Horse charity calling me, asking if I would sing at an upcoming fundraising event.....and then getting huffy because I have asked for a minimal fee.

"But(insert name of local singer here) always does it for free"

"then get him in to do it"

"He says he's unavailable"

"I bet he is"

Oli28 12-02-2019 02:42 PM

Forgetting that it's a champions league night and finding that the train I'm on from London to Manchester is rammed with 'cockney reds'. Listening to them speak you'd think that they're groups of spurs/west ham fans. For some reason id always assumed that they at least try and and give the impression that they're mancunian

Maidstoned Eagle 12-02-2019 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oli28 (Post 14644017)
Forgetting that it's a champions league night and finding that the train I'm on from London to Manchester is rammed with 'cockney reds'. Listening to them speak you'd think that they're groups of spurs/west ham fans. For some reason id always assumed that they at least try and and give the impression that they're mancunian


TopKnot 12-02-2019 07:49 PM

The two guys (and kid) who sit a couple of rows in front of me in the AW who get to their seats 5 mins after kickoff, leave for HT 5 mins early, get back 5 mins after the second half kicks off, and leave with 5 mins left on the clock, making everyone on the row have to move out of the way each time and blocking the view of the people in the row behind. EVERY SINGLE ******* GAME.

Wolfnipplechips 12-02-2019 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 14644403)
The two guys (and kid) who sit a couple of rows in front of me in the AW who get to their seats 5 mins after kickoff, leave for HT 5 mins early, get back 5 mins after the second half kicks off, and leave with 5 mins left on the clock, making everyone on the row have to move out of the way each time and blocking the view of the people in the row behind. EVERY SINGLE ******* GAME.

Got a couple of those in the Whitehorse too. Does my nut in.

“Toilet kid” as my youngest christened him has the same routine every bastard match. My old knees will need replacing two years earlier due to this little shit.

chrisophiex 12-02-2019 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14643831)
Horse charity calling me, asking if I would sing at an upcoming fundraising event.....and then getting huffy because I have asked for a minimal fee.

"But(insert name of local singer here) always does it for free"

"then get him in to do it"

"He says he's unavailable"

"I bet he is"


Genuine question.. if the fee is minimal, why ask for it ?

Out of principle ?

Reps AJ 12-02-2019 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14644411)
Genuine question.. if the fee is minimal, why ask for it ?

Out of principle ?

Someone else who had this discussion about charities said that, effectively, they are asking for a donation to their cause (sacrificing your time and saving them money). His argument was that it was his choice which charities he supported (as we all do) and so charged a fee and then donated as he wanted to.

chrisophiex 12-02-2019 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14644415)
Someone else who had this discussion about charities said that, effectively, they are asking for a donation to their cause (sacrificing your time and saving them money). His argument was that it was his choice which charities he supported (as we all do) and so charged a fee and then donated as he wanted to.


Seems fair. I would have thought you would only do the charity event if you believed in that charity in the first place.

Wolfnipplechips 12-02-2019 08:19 PM

The Beagle street ad.....”we pay out on every valid claim”

Oh, cheers for that.

Reps AJ 12-02-2019 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14644418)
Seems fair. I would have thought you would only do the charity event if you believed in that charity in the first place.

Or you treat it like any other paid employment

CP-RJW 12-02-2019 08:23 PM

Rugby lads. Obnoxious, pervy twats, even by uni standards.

chrisophiex 12-02-2019 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14644427)
Or you treat it like any other paid employment


True. Probably depends how serious you take yourself. Or possibly, how far away the gig is :)

Maidstoned Eagle 12-02-2019 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14644411)
Genuine question.. if the fee is minimal, why ask for it ?

Out of principle ?

Yep. The problem others have found is once you do an event for free then word gets around and other charities (and there are a lot around here) expect the same. It becomes very stupid and demands on your time get more and more.

chrisophiex 12-02-2019 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14644436)
Yep. The problem others have found is once you do an event for free then word gets around and other charities (and there are a lot around here) expect the same. It becomes very stupid and demands on your time get more and more.


Cheers. Totally makes sense.

cappuccinoeagle 12-02-2019 09:07 PM

The woman in the Barclays ad on a bus freezing and unfreezing her bank card.
“Hannah, you shall buy a round at the reunion “
Feck off!

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 12-02-2019 09:32 PM

I'm saying the round will be cheap as she is the only one going. Far too excited and it looks like mid afternoon, too.

Ronnie9 13-02-2019 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 14644403)
The two guys (and kid) who sit a couple of rows in front of me in the AW who get to their seats 5 mins after kickoff, leave for HT 5 mins early, get back 5 mins after the second half kicks off, and leave with 5 mins left on the clock, making everyone on the row have to move out of the way each time and blocking the view of the people in the row behind. EVERY SINGLE ******* GAME.

You need to do that in the AW otherwise you spend 20 mins queuing for anything and everything because of the unacceptable facilities. I am sure the people in the row behind are only unsighted for 10-20 seconds.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 13-02-2019 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14644493)
The woman in the Barclays ad on a bus freezing and unfreezing her bank card.
“Hannah, you shall buy a round at the reunion “
Feck off!

But she won't because they told her different venue details because they all f*cking hate her so much.

100% Palace 13-02-2019 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14644493)
The woman in the Barclays ad on a bus freezing and unfreezing her bank card.
“Hannah, you shall buy a round at the reunion “
Feck off!

That's Rodney Trotter on his way to a transvestite convention isn't it?

Prince Phillip 13-02-2019 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14644493)
The woman in the Barclays ad on a bus freezing and unfreezing her bank card.
“Hannah, you shall buy a round at the reunion “
Feck off!

You can sense that Barclays budget didn't quite stretch to the real Miranda Hart, so they got in a twat-a-like.

Isle of Wight 13-02-2019 11:16 AM

Im sure Ive brought this up before but FAT cars. I've just seen a new Micra. **** me, if it was a human it would have a gastric band fitted. Small town car? Nope lardy road blocker now.

cappuccinoeagle 13-02-2019 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 14645039)
You can sense that Barclays budget didn't quite stretch to the real Miranda Hart, so they got in a twat-a-like.


Yes, was gonna say, Poundland Miranda Hart!

Reps AJ 13-02-2019 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14645077)
Im sure Ive brought this up before but FAT cars. I've just seen a new Micra. **** me, if it was a human it would have a gastric band fitted. Small town car? Nope lardy road blocker now.

Occasionally see an old mini... compare and contrast to the size of the new mini

the digger 13-02-2019 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14645956)
Occasionally see an old mini... compare and contrast to the size of the new mini

And they still can't find space for a spare tyre

Isle of Wight 14-02-2019 01:17 AM

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47229181

She can **** off :veryangry:veryangry:grrr:

Joe85 14-02-2019 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14646143)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47229181



She can **** off :veryangry:veryangry:grrr:



Bring her child back, leave her to the life she chose in Syria.

Isle of Wight 14-02-2019 10:30 AM

That’s the answer. Why would we want someone who isn’t phased by seeing heads in rubbish bins back ? The amount of money houseing and supporting them when they wanted death and destruction on us! The child is innocent and deserves help and support but her ?

Reps AJ 14-02-2019 10:46 AM

The driver who decided to cut the corner as they turned into a side street right across my side of the road as I approached the junction from the side street.

Which was annoying enough. Flicking the Vs at me as I sat looking in wonderment because I'd been forced to brake hard was also very annoying.

Isle of Wight 14-02-2019 10:56 AM

That you have to play around closing hundreds of open tabs on an iPhone. When I close it I want it closed not haveing to do a monthly clean up of all the tabs I’ve ever opened. I know you can kill all but I don’t want yo have to bother. I don’t have to remember on my pc or Mac why if the ******* phone !

TopKnot 14-02-2019 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14646431)
That you have to play around closing hundreds of open tabs on an iPhone. When I close it I want it closed not haveing to do a monthly clean up of all the tabs I’ve ever opened. I know you can kill all but I don’t want yo have to bother. I don’t have to remember on my pc or Mac why if the ******* phone !

you don't need to do that - iOS puts apps you aren't using into a suspended state so they don't affect battery or CPU. In fact there are recommendations that you don't manually do this as closing and re-opening apps uses more battery power than leaving them suspended.

https://www.thisisinsider.com/force-...battery-2017-7

art malice 14-02-2019 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14646414)
The driver who decided to cut the corner as they turned into a side street right across my side of the road as I approached the junction from the side street.

Which was annoying enough. Flicking the Vs at me as I sat looking in wonderment because I'd been forced to brake hard was also very annoying.

Wankers

davech 14-02-2019 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 14645039)
You can sense that Barclays budget didn't quite stretch to the real Miranda Hart, so they got in a twat-a-like.

Thanks a bunch! My brain had quite happily been a Miranda Hart-free zone for some while. You have now re-awakened the nightmares.


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