there are not many affordable "everyday" restaurants about though?

The thing that annoys me about Nandos is there are about 30 fecking waiters/waitresses wandering around yet I have to go and queue up and order at a fecking till and then get my own cutlery and condiments. All they ever seem to do is ask you if everything is OK when you've just filled your gob with a shovel load of food. F*ck off! I'll soon let you know if it's shit!

Describing footballers as role models.

Whilst this is all very true there's been away games where we've had time to spare where we've been very close to getting a curry for the train home

**** Nandos. Morleys is the place.

Kay Burley . Most disagreeable . She would annoy Mother Theresa .. :veryangry

Don't get me wrong, I like Nandos. Just can't stand people raving about it all the time and checking-in to Facebook to say they are there having a cheeky Nandos and posting a photo of their food for 'bantz'.

Worst annoyance in the world. Facebook is a 'social' network that makes people anti social and causes people to invade others' privacy. A while ago I walked into a local and the barmaid said "how was your Chinese last night?". How the f**king hell did she know and why should she know? Because my missus decided to tell the world what we're having for a take-away the previous night. To be fair she's not normally like that but most people I know seem to know everybody else's business because of that shitting thing.

This.

Best chicken place IMO is the one near Argos and that school shop on Church street in Croydon. The wings are hot as **** but so nice.

People who turn a thread about things that annoy you into a discussion about raas claart food.

:)

Not sure your privacy was "invaded" if your Mrs put in on Facebook?

It's your Mrs that annoys you :D

I sincerely hope Mrs C got a good slapping

The change of Barry the biscuit boys anthem. The one below is how Barry will always be known as by me. Chin up biscuit boy.

Enjoy...

Well yes but as I said its out of character for her but my point was it happens all the time when you find out others do this all the time.

I'm past that stage now.. but was there too once :D

A self-righteous Kay Burley questioning why she has to be moved away by french security forces is great comedy.

Whatsapp...waste so much time on that :(

Did you cum on her wrinkles?

Oh you meant Burley?

Threads that I start to read on page 1 that I then realise I haven't got time to read all the way to page 19, 918 posts (I'm on 50 post per page)

Threads that go off track.

People on the BBS..... Who rather than writing in proper sentences.... Punctuate their posts.... With lots of ...... Full..... Stops...... Who on earth.... Taught you...... At school? .....Braille or..... Morse......?

And while we are at it, #hashtags #socialmediasheep #baaa

In my own defence of that method, full stops are a bloody site easier to access on a phone or tablet keyboard than hunting down brackets.

L...zy f...king g...t. :D

People that write Souf London, Sarf Landan, Sowf Lundun, Saaf Landon or any other variety of South London.

What are you trying to achieve? I can understand it slightly if you're 13 years old and that sort of thing amuses you.

Fort Neath amuses me though :)

Pwapa Nawty caants.

Saw a bloke at the Watford play off final a year or two back with a 'Sowf Lundun' T shirt and absolutely loved it. Being able to laugh at yourselves is a good thing.

The Terry Henry adverts on Sky. Jesus, really? The little glint of love in Redknapp's eye, the really unoriginal use of Born Slippy, Henry sounding all deep about the effect Sky have had on his career. It's the most over the top marketing possible for what is essentially another bloke talking about a game of football.

The only redeeming thing is that they're paying £6m for him to do it :D Actually, who am I kidding, it'll be us who subscribe to the bloody channel that'll be doing that

Reading your post makes me even more glad that I do not, and never have had, $ky TV. Yuck.

It seems to be the fashion these days for football managers to refer to their players as a "group". "we've got a really good group here and if the group plays to its capability, we'll do well" etc etc.

What's wrong with "team". It's a team. A team!

£6m! :eek: What are the others on?

If Redknapp is on more than a tenner a week then something had gone horribly wrong in the world somewhere.

Dog shit

I can handle that, even the grammarcops too, but the threadcops (not mods)who aggressively patrol some threads and decide to act as spokesperson for an entire messageboard make me cringe and get annoyed with myself for feeling that way.

One more thing much more annoying. Sky TV dicking around with kickoff times at relatively short notice which means an unnecessary element of risk when booking cheap flights in the easyjet sale. (Hurry sale ends at midnight!)

"Can I get 20 Marlboro Lights/a bacon sandwich/a cup of tea?"
No mate. You can HAVE one if you are going to pay for it, but I will get it for you, you stay there.

Rant Over

Yep, that really annoys me. I once heard someone ordering some fast food and opened with "Do me a double cheeseburger and fries".

:confused:

*whilst :p

I once heard someone at a bar approach the barmaid and casually ask for "a pint of numbers please love". She had no idea what he was talking about, so somewhat sheepishly, he explained he wanted a pint of Kronenburg 1664.

Yeah this annoys me as well, I think it was Mourinho who first referred to his squad as 'The Group', now every manager does it. They also all seem to sport the Guardiola 'jumper-over-shirt-and-tie' look.

People that post pictures of their food (Usually roast dinner) with the caption "yum" underneath. Literally the majority of people who do it, their dinners look ******* grim. Nothing yum about it. Would rather eat shit.

Far more annoying is the caption 'Nom, nom". WTF is that??

Blimey, don't go on the Sunday roast thread then

Footballers post match interviews.

Same old shit every time.

"We knew we would be in a for a tough game today. Walsall are good side, they like to play football and it's always a hard place to come to. It's a massive win for us. Hopefully we can kick on from here. We've got Leyton Orient at home next week. They'll be up for it and it's up to us to get out onto the training pitch on Monday and prepare. But today it was all about the 3 points and that was the most important thing. The gaffer told us to go out there and show what we can do. As for my contract running out, I'm not thinking about that at the moment, I'm just gonna let my football do the talking. It's a great club here, the fans are amazing. But like I say, the most important thing is we got the 3 points."

Don't even bother reading player interviews, it's always the same shit

Breathing in peoples chronic halitosis. Even when you think you are at a safe distance, the fumes manage to find their targets.

While continually playing with their ears and rubbing the back of their necks.

The only thing we don't have to endure on the BBS. Although I hear Dave is working on a scratch and sniff upgrade. That should be nice. I could start a beans and egg fart thread.

Only to be trumped by my sprouts thread (did you see what I did there?)

Slush. What a pile of shit that is.

Utter f*ckwits. Perhaps sometimes you're at an amazing restaurant and the presentation of the food looks wonderful and maybe worth a quick snap of it (although I don't, too hungry) but then leave it at that. But no, they have to upload it to bloody Facebook right there and then. Can't it wait you pricks?

Probably do the same thing before sex, waiting there to be noshed off and some tart reaches for her phone, takes a photo, uploads to Facebook with the caption "yum".

Although in my case the caption would be "mmm grated cheese".

"Roast dinner with all the trimmings, nom nom nom"

Or "photoshop" ;)

"Proper munch! Then I'm gonna spend the afternoon having a duvet day watching DVDs and eating loads of chocolate. Diet starts Monday! *insert monkey emoticon covering his eyes*"

West Ham

Did Bobby Moore play for them by the way? You think they would have mentioned it once or twice?

They won the world cup. :angel::moo:

Some of these 'yum' 'lush' meals look disgusting, Iceland must be raking in the cash with all these ready meals.

Worst was Christmas dinner. Yikes. I even saw one with ketchup on it. Disgusting. :hmph:

People getting on trains or tubes who either block the exit, or even worse get on before you have had a chance to get off.

This but with buses

A pub around the corner had a sign outside that said: Instagram your pub lunch here and receive a free punch in the face.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9LqxOh5G7g...gram-lunch.jpg

[QUOTE=spike;12177577]People getting on trains or tubes who either block the exit, or even worse get on before you have had a chance to get off.[/

Yes...sometimes you have no option but to walk purposely forward and be prepared to give a bit of a shove past.

I usually accompany this action with ' if you don't let us off, you can't get on can you!'.

Needs must sometimes.

Have you just had an encounter with Belsize Park tube's "Pushy woman"? Normally there around 8.15am, late forties, dark hair.

Anyone that does this as I'm getting off a tube ends up getting shoved onto the platform as I barge past...

[QUOTE=Yoda;12177609]Arms outstretched and 'clothes line' everyone off onto the platform like a latter day Hulk Hogan. It's one of lifes simple pleasures.

People ringing up for work and assuming we run an appointment service because they have to go shopping or need more sleep. Yes you pricks I'll needlessly finish late just because your emergency blockage is that urgent that you can book it at convenient time for you.
Wankers see how you like it when it gets cancelled for real emergency's.

I suggest you give her the 'rucksack treatment'.

I often have a small size rucksack with me, and if you hang one off one shoulder it can be a useful device with which to knock (accidentally/on purpose) the worse offenders back an extra foot when you can't get off your train!

And puppies. What an annoying little yappy cack making machines.

Hmm i dunno. Used to quite partial to the lemon and lime bugger, and grape wasn't bad either. The brain freeze used to suck though, i agree.

These people are also the people below:

http://i.imgur.com/r663w1x.png

twats

WTF...

Yes. Also there are people who go into some kind of terror and panic the moment a train pulls away from the stop immediately preceding their stop. You know the ones, they get up and push and shove their way to the doors as though nobody else is going to be getting off and they will be stranded on the bloody train.

Champagne socialists

Work drinks. I dislike each and every one of you intensely for the 50 odd hours a week we spend together, I don't want to spend any remaining time I have with you.

People from the home counties with mockney accents.
West ham fans- I'm looking at you

People holding the door open for me when I'm about 10 metres down the corridor and having to break into an awkward jog, then having to thank them for their courtesy.

Being the youngest at work by 10 years and people saying I'm quiet when the usual topic of conversation is mortgages and previous jobs. (Usually when having to show my face at 'work drinks')

Yep to the first one

Having to get the tea for the team. Bruv, I have stuff to do as well

People who say "united" and "city" and believe it only applies to the Manchester versions. Feck off :grrr:

People who edit Wikipedia frivolously.

They are easily fished.

Me: "Who do you support?"
South London accent: "United"
Me: "Sutton, hey? Fair play."
South London accent: "Nah mate, Man United."
Me: "F** off you c***."

Ooh. I did that once Re: Brighton. That time a couple of yeasr back when they truly thought they were destined to be playing Champions League football.

Quite right. I hate watching thick as shit footballers, managers, pundits and commentators trot out a load of ******* shit and lace what barely constitutes a coherent sentence with horrific and meaningless clichés. Go **** yourselves or say something interesting / insightful.

I just feel sorry for the deluded wankers.

Now you started me. Tories, especially when they use the word 'aspiration' as a positive term for greed.

Indeed, this mysterious race of Wikipedians, who the fukk are these people?

I hear your pain. At the infamous Fulham home game last season my already foul mood at half time was worsened by a total ****wit who turned up to take his seat who had the worst breath imaginable. It did not help he was in a bitching mood himself and was gassing all living things around him. I did cover up my face but he did not take the hint until only 5 minutes before the end. Bastard.

Haha, where's that from?

Basically these people are sheep and cannot form an opinion for themselves. Anything that's popular with the masses, they latch onto. A genuine fear of being different and questioned on it.

"Cheeky Nandos with my besties! x"

**** off.

Whilst the person who wrote it sounds like a bit of a tosser, they're dead right.

Nandos = Average food at above average prices. Some how most 14-23 year olds seem to believe it's a kind of niche fine dining experience :confused:

Excellent. Will try that later. I thought pre-sky everyone knew that 'city' was used in every city from coventry to norwich as a shortened version to describe their side, as we do with 'palace'. Ditto fans of west ham, sutton, newcastle and every other 'united' going. Just another reason to hate $ky, talksport, alan green etc.

What a complete ****. Who on earth would drink that Cantona funding shit juice?

5 minutes from the last stop of the commuter train home and the people that decide to shuffle down the train to queue for the exit.

Some (not all) people's breath when they're off their face on some sort of chemical

Any Facebook trend that involves doing something inane then nominating 3 more people to do it.

Not forgetting the ice bucket challenge, how all those marvellous individuals went out of their way to 'raise awareness' for ALS in a quite astoundingly irritating piece of self promotion.

What a cynical bastard I am, I bet all those ice bucketers are still out their raising awareness and funds for Motor neurone disease, there's no way they would have forgotten it in a second to move on to their next 'look at me' moment.

People who say "Is it just me that...." about blatantly obvious things.

Of course it's not just you, you ****wit.

Ricky Gervais. ****.

Not being able to hear the questions on the Managers Press conference in our new state of the art media centre, buy a microphone that points towards the press FFS

Knees
Buses
Italians
LuLu
Pine furniture
Obsessive topiary
Sports Yapper ads
Pretentious use of foreign/Latin phrases in italics

Now, I know he has somehow made himself important recently and therefore is getting lots of coverage but do I have to see variations of the below picture every ******* day in the papers/news websites? Close your mouth you Frog lookalike prick

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...e_2921024b.jpg

He has an annoying mouth and jawline, always looks like he's stifling a yawn. I would like to slit his throat just for this reason.

I see it as the precise moment before a sneeze :)

That's spot on

Best anti-frog drollery I've seen ages :D

Average prices? For what it is, it's expensive I think.

I put 'above average'.