CPFC BBS

CPFC BBS (https://www.cpfc.org/forums/index.php)
-   General Chit Chat (https://www.cpfc.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=18)
-   -   Things that annoy you (https://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=255975)

elgin eagle 15-03-2017 09:26 PM

Thats annoying me too now.

CT_Palace 15-03-2017 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13532731)
Thats annoying me too now.

:D

sorry mate

Maybe Les deleted it.

FORZA SELHURST 15-03-2017 09:28 PM

Here you go: http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=9481

elgin eagle 15-03-2017 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13532734)
:D

sorry mate

Maybe Les deleted it.

I was going to blame Reverend Red Pen but Forza ruined it by finding it.

elgin eagle 15-03-2017 09:35 PM

Poop and chute would be obvious keywords in hindsight.

FORZA SELHURST 15-03-2017 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13532745)
Poop and chute would be obvious keywords in hindsight.

That's how I remembered it! :D

Leopald Stotch 15-03-2017 09:40 PM

Needing a sh*t about 2 minutes after you get out of the shower. Haven't even had the chance to get dry, and you already feel dirty again!

elgin eagle 15-03-2017 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 13532749)
That's how I remembered it! :D

:D

That's all I can do these days, too :)

little al 15-03-2017 09:48 PM

On a TV show where the characters have a dart board, and its not set to the correct height. The Big Bang Theory springs to mind.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20160210172803

biggus mickus 15-03-2017 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 13532761)
On a TV show where the characters have a dart board, and its not set to the correct height. The Big Bang Theory springs to mind.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20160210172803

Perfect for you mate. In fact, you might need a trench! I will find a flight and bring a spade.

FORZA SELHURST 15-03-2017 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 13532763)
Perfect for you mate. In fact, you might need a trench! I will find a flight and bring a spade.

Is this a spear chucking reference?

Chester 15-03-2017 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 13532761)

That over the shoulder look that people cant help do in every photo now.

Look, even Stephen Hawking is in on the act

PT109 15-03-2017 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13532116)
Humblebragging

I totally agree mate. This is social media at it's worst and is now totally out of hand. It was great when no-one was on it!

Example:

I now have over 150K Twitter followers and by chance one of them recognised me at Chez Bruce last week OMG

At the time I was actually dining with some quite important people and despite their clear objections I made sure that the poor bloke left with a selfie of me!!! The waiter did not know what to do with himself - after all we were in Chez Bruce LOL

With all this fake news out there at the moment, someone needs to properly deal with this before someone innocent gets hurt...with hindsight I really wonder what would have happened if I would have turned down that selfie request. How embarrassing would that have been!!

Anyways the final outcome was the waiter got a good tip to help compensate for all the commotion and even better it turned out that the selfie was retweeted quite a lot so I ended up with another 1k followers on the back of it so how about that everyone!

CamberleyEagle 15-03-2017 10:19 PM

They clearly lowered it as Stephen Hawking was coming round.

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 13532761)
On a TV show where the characters have a dart board, and its not set to the correct height. The Big Bang Theory springs to mind.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20160210172803


biggus mickus 15-03-2017 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 13532764)
Is this a spear chucking reference?

Lol. Its a digging tool. You prat.

Little Fozzie 15-03-2017 10:22 PM

The trend of commentators saying 'talk about...'. Steve McManaman does this a lot. 'Talk about a goal from nothing..'. 'Talk about a wonder goal...'. No one was talking about that you whinging scouse twat

The_Professor 15-03-2017 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 13531691)
Julia Hartley Brewer

You could have stopped there. She's horrible - a kind of knock off Katie Hopkins but less knowing and more smarmy.

FORZA SELHURST 15-03-2017 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 13532797)
Lol. Its a digging tool. You prat.

You is whoosh guiri.

art malice 15-03-2017 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13532770)
That over the shoulder look that people cant help do in every photo now.

Look, even Stephen Hawking is in on the act

:supergrin:

little al 15-03-2017 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 13532763)
Perfect for you mate. In fact, you might need a trench! I will find a flight and bring a spade.

I might not be a giant like you, but I'm not that bloody small. And leave IOCAC out of this.

FORZA SELHURST 15-03-2017 10:35 PM

Why doesn't Hawking get an update on that silly voice he uses? Is he still running it off of MS-DOS or something? That's strangely annoying.

CT_Palace 15-03-2017 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 13532832)
Why doesn't Hawking get an update on that silly voice he uses? Is he still running it off of MS-DOS or something? That's strangely annoying.

Apparently he was offered an upgrade, Windows 10 or something, but he turned it down. He droned that the voice is recognizably him and he didn't want to change it.

Maz 15-03-2017 11:04 PM

Siri he ain't.

chrisophiex 15-03-2017 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13532849)
Apparently he was offered an upgrade, Windows 10 or something, but he turned it down. He droned that the voice is recognizably him and he didn't want to change it.


He probably shouldn't try voice recognition personal banking.

danpalace07 15-03-2017 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13532708)
That's why I'm annoyed. I already have!

For the future don't bother with the BBS search, use Google. For example, type without the quotation marks "site:cpfc.org Mamadou Sakho"

might be worth remembering some search operators to narrow down the results

CT_Palace 15-03-2017 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 13532926)
For the future don't bother with the BBS search, use Google. For example, type without the quotation marks "site:cpfc.org Mamadou Sakho"

might be worth remembering some search operators to narrow down the results

now I'm annoyed I never thought of using google :D

Blind_Eagle 16-03-2017 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 13529652)
I'm sure I'm not making this up but near the village of Ucking there was a sign that said 'no Ucking U-turn' Can anyone confirm that?

I can confirm that there isn't a village in the UK called Ucking if that helps.

foresthillbilly 16-03-2017 10:04 AM

5hlt vocabulary

journey
Bless
basically
Aks
like


etc, etc

Owngoal 16-03-2017 10:09 AM

Half a dozen white lids taking the bus from Bromley to the college speaking like they were 'black gangsters' and just being obnoxious twats. It will really help them get a job one day.

foresthillbilly 16-03-2017 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket View Post
I'm sure I'm not making this up but near the village of Ucking there was a sign that said 'no Ucking U-turn' Can anyone confirm that?

It was either Ucking, or Hucking as you were near the border with Kent. That was in the 1970's when I used to see it. Probably the PC police have taken it down since then :D

WLYWLYAWYPWF 16-03-2017 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 13533096)
5hlt vocabulary

journey
Bless
basically

etc, etc

Accentuated really does my nut in.

Oddjob 16-03-2017 10:11 AM

Those who start social media posts with 'so this happened today'

foresthillbilly 16-03-2017 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 13529652)
I'm sure I'm not making this up but near the village of Ucking there was a sign that said 'no Ucking U-turn' Can anyone confirm that?

am pretty sure that was Hucking

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/...564!4d0.642891

and yes, the sign was there. No Hucking U-turns,..............you Kents

pallet 16-03-2017 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13533107)
Those who start social media posts with 'so this happened today'

Pretty sure you could have stopped at social media

foresthillbilly 16-03-2017 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13533107)
Those who start social media posts with 'so this happened today'

local social media (which I gave up on) where 'news updates' included such things as:

I made my child's packed lunch
I took my child to school
I met other parents at school

(^^you can see where this is going ^^)

You have a child. Now bore-off. Your life is over

nicknackpalace 16-03-2017 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13533107)
Those who start social media posts with 'so this happened today'

... or refer to the person - usually friend or child in a picture they've posted as "this one" - aaarrrggghhhh

PIE "N" MASH 16-03-2017 10:58 AM

The fair weather motorbike riders that couldn't drive a greasy pole up a dog's arse.Get out of the feckin filter line if you ain't got the gonads to ride between cars over 10mph.
All the gear an no idea you :jerkit::veryangry:veryangry

The Addonians 16-03-2017 12:23 PM

Just had an arguement at work with someone who thought Eire was part of the U.K. At first I tried explaining that he was wrong and showed him a U.K Wiki page and followed that up by showing him a map of Eire showing the border with N.I. He replied with 'So technically, I'm right 'cos they're joined'
So in summary things that annoy me today are,
1) Stupid people who refuse to accept they're wrong
2) People who think Eire is part of the U.K (I'm 2nd generation Irish and proud)
3) People who use 'Technically' in an arguement because they think it gives them wide ranging scope to talk complete and utter B***cks!!!!!

Maidstoned Eagle 16-03-2017 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Addonians (Post 13533327)
Just had an arguement at work with someone who thought Eire was part of the U.K. At first I tried explaining that he was wrong and showed him a U.K Wiki page and followed that up by showing him a map of Eire showing the border with N.I. He replied with 'So technically, I'm right 'cos they're joined'
So in summary things that annoy me today are,
1) Stupid people who refuse to accept they're wrong
2) People who think Eire is part of the U.K (I'm 2nd generation Irish and proud)
3) People who use 'Technically' in an arguement because they think it gives them wide ranging scope to talk complete and utter B***cks!!!!!

I bet he voted Brexit.

Selhurst Celtic 16-03-2017 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13533107)
Those who start social media posts with 'so this happened today'

https://media.giphy.com/media/Am1nhjxVA0fEQ/giphy.gif

BERT'S HEAD 16-03-2017 07:03 PM

Jimmy Krankie hogging the BBC news headlines again. Feck off ya eejit.

PhuketEagle 16-03-2017 07:38 PM

Paul O'Grady...yes, I've said it before but he's so smarmy. Loves dogs, loves old ladies & anyone/anything who/that 'needs help', including animals in faraway countries. Latest 'contribution' to the world of entertainment being 'The Sally Army & Me' in which (ads) he spends most of his time with a fixed grin, laughing & yakking in a ridiculous accent. Someone shoot him PLEASE & do us all a favour. Unfortunately I can't avoid ads for his progs as they're on every day, but as soon as I see his smug face I press the MUTE button till the next ad comes on. Anyone else hate him as much as me? I can't be the only one, surely. A bullet well worth its use.

dannyb1 16-03-2017 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 13533855)
Paul O'Grady...yes, I've said it before but he's so smarmy. Loves dogs, loves old ladies & anyone/anything who/that 'needs help', including animals in faraway countries. Latest 'contribution' to the world of entertainment being 'The Sally Army & Me' in which (ads) he spends most of his time with a fixed grin, laughing & yakking in a ridiculous accent. Someone shoot him PLEASE & do us all a favour. Unfortunately I can't avoid ads for his progs as they're on every day, but as soon as I see his smug face I press the MUTE button till the next ad comes on. Anyone else hate him as much as me? I can't be the only one, surely. A bullet well worth its use.

I have that same kind of regard to James corden, can't stand the guy who is on everything and everywhere at the moment.
And to make things worse people say I look like him :veryangry:veryangry

Salad_Burnet 16-03-2017 07:55 PM

Going by your avatar, I'd say you look more like Steve Coppell.

bubbs11 16-03-2017 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 13533832)
Jimmy Krankie hogging the BBC news headlines again. Feck off ya eejit.

Swingers! Fan-Dabi-Dozy!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cele...-swingers.html

Salad_Burnet 16-03-2017 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13533876)

This is 'things that annoy', not things that make you happy.

BERT'S HEAD 16-03-2017 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 13533855)
Paul O'Grady...yes, I've said it before but he's so smarmy. Loves dogs, loves old ladies & anyone/anything who/that 'needs help', including animals in faraway countries. Latest 'contribution' to the world of entertainment being 'The Sally Army & Me' in which (ads) he spends most of his time with a fixed grin, laughing & yakking in a ridiculous accent. Someone shoot him PLEASE & do us all a favour. Unfortunately I can't avoid ads for his progs as they're on every day, but as soon as I see his smug face I press the MUTE button till the next ad comes on. Anyone else hate him as much as me? I can't be the only one, surely. A bullet well worth its use.

Hate to tell you this but he's just been given the Blind Date gig :D

Sick Bucket 16-03-2017 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 13533104)
Originally Posted by Sick Bucket View Post
I'm sure I'm not making this up but near the village of Ucking there was a sign that said 'no Ucking U-turn' Can anyone confirm that?

It was either Ucking, or Hucking as you were near the border with Kent. That was in the 1970's when I used to see it. Probably the PC police have taken it down since then :D

:lux::lux::lux:

Yeah you see!? it's true, although I had a feeling it was somewhere around Box Hill but it's all very vague.

davech 16-03-2017 08:18 PM

Anyone else just see the bearded :jerkit: on BBC London News prancing around the animal pen "in the name of art"? What a complete and utter tosser! This is worthy of airtime exactly how ffs?? And the total pseuds going, "yeah, like, very expressive, like" etc., while the goats are going 'wtf?? :confused::confused:'

Maybe it is just me... :wallbash:

Owngoal 16-03-2017 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 13533901)
Anyone else just see the bearded :jerkit: on BBC London News prancing around the animal pen "in the name of art"? What a complete and utter tosser! This is worthy of airtime exactly how ffs?? And the total pseuds going, "yeah, like, very expressive, like" etc., while the goats are going 'wtf?? :confused::confused:'

Maybe it is just me... :wallbash:

They were just a bunch of tossers with too much time on their hands. Doing a shit in front of the goats would have been more artistic

Maz 16-03-2017 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 13533104)
It was either Ucking, or Hucking as you were near the border with Kent. That was in the 1970's when I used to see it. Probably the PC police have taken it down since then :D

There is no place called Ucking. There are however lots of posts on the internet about a U-turn sign in Ucking.

And who is this PC Police? Until very recently of course our most senior justice was called His Honour Judge Judge, so I suppose there is precedent.

Salad_Burnet 16-03-2017 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13533910)
There is no place called Ucking. There are however lots of posts on the internet about a U-turn sign in Ucking

Vintage Maz

Owngoal 16-03-2017 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Addonians (Post 13533327)
Just had an arguement at work with someone who thought Eire was part of the U.K. At first I tried explaining that he was wrong and showed him a U.K Wiki page and followed that up by showing him a map of Eire showing the border with N.I. He replied with 'So technically, I'm right 'cos they're joined'
So in summary things that annoy me today are,
1) Stupid people who refuse to accept they're wrong
2) People who think Eire is part of the U.K (I'm 2nd generation Irish and proud)
3) People who use 'Technically' in an arguement because they think it gives them wide ranging scope to talk complete and utter B***cks!!!!!

Mess with his head and tell him it's a North American lake

Sick Bucket 16-03-2017 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 13533115)
am pretty sure that was Hucking

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/...564!4d0.642891

and yes, the sign was there. No Hucking U-turns,..............you Kents

Thanks! Wrong thread but this makes me happy!

Sick Bucket 16-03-2017 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 13533913)
Vintage Maz

Yeah. I got the idea form the internet and posted it on here to try and impress people... or something like that :jerkit:

Maz 16-03-2017 08:45 PM

Meh. Best not read my posts if you can't handle the truth.

elgin eagle 16-03-2017 08:53 PM

http://i.imgur.com/p4gEsVt.jpg

kabbott 16-03-2017 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owngoal (Post 13533914)
Mess with his head and tell him it's a North American lake

That's eerie. I was thinking the same thing.

CT_Palace 16-03-2017 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kabbott (Post 13533951)
That's eerie. I was thinking the same thing.

A superior idea if ever there was one!

Adlerhorst 16-03-2017 09:19 PM

In my fourth continent in five days

Body clock totally ****ed.

Fatboy 16-03-2017 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 13533974)
In my fourth continent in five days

Body clock totally ****ed.

So you've pissed yourself four times in fives days?

Its what I choose to read anyway.....
;)

Adlerhorst 16-03-2017 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 13533994)
So you've pissed yourself four times in fives days?

Its what I choose to read anyway.....
;)

ha.

I am beyond tired. Just got room service and attempted to pour a can of Pepsi (alcohol free country at the moment) into a glass and managed to miss.

Stockport_Eagle 16-03-2017 10:15 PM

People who position themselves so as to block empty lanes in a traffic queues so nothing can pass them in one lane while they keep their position in the other.

Think you'll find you're wrong, not me you tool :jerkit:

biggus mickus 16-03-2017 10:16 PM

Things that annoy me.

Two faced bastards. Back stabbing liars. Keyboard warriors. Give it large tossers, that in real life, have no guts.

pots1970 16-03-2017 10:33 PM

This may annoy some on here, but there is an advert on talk sport for a gambling site and its hook is "when the fun stops, stop". It really winds me up, what fecking fun? I have known so many people who have ruined their lives gambling.

Skiddo 16-03-2017 10:56 PM

Things that annoy you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13532116)
Humblebragging


Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 13533974)
In my fourth continent in five days

Body clock totally ****ed.

:p

Maidstoned Eagle 16-03-2017 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 13534029)
Things that annoy me.

Two faced bastards. Back stabbing liars. Keyboard warriors. Give it large tossers, that in real life, have no guts.

:hi:

elgin eagle 16-03-2017 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 13534077)
:p

:)

He didn't mention what star the hotel was, to be fair though.

The Addonians 17-03-2017 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13533355)
I bet he voted Brexit.

Lol, yes he did

Maidstoned Eagle 17-03-2017 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Addonians (Post 13534380)
Lol, yes he did

The defense rests, your honour

Reps AJ 17-03-2017 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pots1970 (Post 13534044)
This may annoy some on here, but there is an advert on talk sport for a gambling site and its hook is "when the fun stops, stop". It really winds me up, what fecking fun? I have known so many people who have ruined their lives gambling.

"When the fun stops, stop" That would be the hook for the gamble aware website which offers help to problem gamblers. It's the same as the drink responsibly tag you see on drinks adverts

steve13 17-03-2017 09:53 AM

Incorrect use of the word automatically. I regularly use a door with a sign which says, "Automatic door - push button to open" ITS NOT AUTOMATIC THEN IS IT IF YOU HAVE TO PUSH A BUTTON! Might as well have signs on all normal doors which "automatically" open if you turn the handle and push or pull.

Also on Deezer music is says, "press the button and the lyrics automatically appear". Again not automatic since a button has to be pressed!

PhuketEagle 17-03-2017 10:43 AM

Talking of auto doors...Feel sorry for those poor cashiers in 7-Eleven & Family Mart here who have to put up with 24-hour 'BING-BONG' of automatic doors opening & closing every time anyone gets near them. Drives me crazy just being a customer, the employees must be loonies after a week.

Bangkok Eagle 17-03-2017 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 13534455)
Talking of auto doors...Feel sorry for those poor cashiers in 7-Eleven & Family Mart here who have to put up with 24-hour 'BING-BONG' of automatic doors opening & closing every time anyone gets near them. Drives me crazy just being a customer, the employees must be loonies after a week.

Ditto the Bangkok BTS "theme tune" although they don't play it so much these days.

LN1 17-03-2017 12:02 PM

Confusing people who operate on their own frequency and think everyone else knows what the hell they are on about. Usually ends with the said person walking off thinking everyone else is stupid.

Anyone who crosses the entire width of the pavement to walk on the outside of you.

Driving on a narrow lane and the person driving towards you passes a perfectly good pull in so you then both have creep past each other wheels in the dirt.

I'm having a grumpy day today:(

spike 17-03-2017 12:21 PM

Grown adults using a scooter to get 100yds from the tube station to the office.

simplex 17-03-2017 12:54 PM

When filtering past traffic on bike (motorised) oncoming car or van drivers that will intentionally drive either towards or dangerously close..for whatever reason. it is not brave or clever, it endangers lives.

Maz 17-03-2017 01:05 PM

Most drivers don't understand that (safe) filtering is perfectly legal.

Dex 17-03-2017 01:10 PM

People walking along pavements or office corridors staring into their mobile phones (not even looking at Google maps) & oblivious to anyone else coming towards them!

Maidstoned Eagle 17-03-2017 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13534675)
Most drivers don't understand that (safe) filtering is perfectly legal.

I had to explain that to Mrs Maidstoned the other day, when I was telling her about the Spanish habit of moving their cars over to force you into the other lane when they see you approaching....apparently this is my fault as I shouldn't be doing it.

She still doesn't believe me.

Dave McGregor 17-03-2017 01:35 PM

The use of the word "across" when advertising anything. e.g "Across the BBC" for rugby, F A Cup etc. Everyone is at it these days.

Grumpy old man

Maidstoned Eagle 17-03-2017 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave McGregor (Post 13534721)
The use of the word "across" when advertising anything. e.g "Across the BBC" for rugby, F A Cup etc. Everyone is at it these days.

Grumpy old man

Across old man even.

Hector 17-03-2017 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spike (Post 13534607)
Grown adults using a scooter to get 100yds from the tube station to the office.

Yep dicks!

Sick Bucket 17-03-2017 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13533935)
Meh. Best not read my posts if you can't handle the truth.

Thing is Maz it's not the truth. The fact that you think I would need to read something online and then post it on a trivial, lighthearted thread as my own says more about you then it does me.

Forget it really, it was something from memory that made me smile, typically you've drained the fun out if for me and turned it into an argument.

kabbott 17-03-2017 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13533964)
A superior idea if ever there was one!

I want some of what Huron.

PIE "N" MASH 17-03-2017 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simplex (Post 13534657)
When filtering past traffic on bike (motorised) oncoming car or van drivers that will intentionally drive either towards or dangerously close..for whatever reason. it is not brave or clever, it endangers lives.

I view it as every other vehicle wants to kill me,then i take the wing mirror:D

Maz 17-03-2017 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 13534780)
Thing is Maz it's not the truth. The fact that you think I would need to read something online and then post it on a trivial, lighthearted thread as my own says more about you then it does me.

Jeez, mate, grow up. At no point did I suggest anything about you whatsoever. As I stated, I simply posted the truth about the road sign.

Joe85 17-03-2017 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 13535111)
I view it as every other vehicle wants to kill me,then i take the wing mirror:D



Hard not to sometimes. The way I see it, they are coming close to you so you can high five their wing mirror.

With a fist.

Joe85 17-03-2017 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13535117)
Jeez, mate, grow up. At no point did I suggest anything about you whatsoever. As I stated, I simply posted the truth about the road sign.



Is this you, Maz?


http://m.imgur.com/gallery/9cycMmB

SgtStryker 17-03-2017 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kabbott (Post 13534994)
I want some of what Huron.

Jeez, that was Erie!

PIE "N" MASH 17-03-2017 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 13535201)
Hard not to sometimes. The way I see it, they are coming close to you so you can high five their wing mirror.

With a fist.

:p

Dj 784 17-03-2017 09:46 PM

People calling Palace v Watford a London derby

Reps AJ 17-03-2017 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dex (Post 13534684)
People walking along pavements or office corridors staring into their mobile phones (not even looking at Google maps) & oblivious to anyone else coming towards them!

People who aren't staring at their phones who don't get out of my way when they can clearly see I'm too busy to pay attention to then. What's their excuse?

Salad_Burnet 17-03-2017 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dj 784 (Post 13535287)
People calling Palace v Watford a London derby

I don't know who else has said it, but I was being ironic.

art malice 18-03-2017 12:40 AM

Wankers walking through trains and leaving the doors open

cappuccinoeagle 18-03-2017 03:03 AM

St Patrick's Day

and this bloke, what a tool...


http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/11/...y-guinness.jpg

Hedgehog 18-03-2017 03:06 AM

Talking of which... a guy at work with a very Italian (or Spanish) name wore a bright orange shirt to work today. Not sure if it was intentional or a coincidence, but it made me smile.

bubbs11 18-03-2017 06:57 AM

Nationalism and religion - had enough of them both.

elgin eagle 18-03-2017 08:35 AM

Forgetfulness. Never a useful trait as you get older.

Maidstoned Eagle 18-03-2017 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13535532)
St Patrick's Day

and this bloke, what a tool...


http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/11/...y-guinness.jpg

Is he orange on purpose?


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 02:43 PM.

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2023, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.