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Big Gav 24-11-2017 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BECKS66 (Post 13956334)
Had a real bad case of the trots in Turkey once while in the shower. Didn't have time to get out, does that make me a wrong un.

I did as well this year in Turkey. Just managed to run across the road from the shop I was in to a bars toilets and totally pebble dashed the place. A few seconds later and I would have been standing amongst loads of people with crap running down my legs

Maidstoned Eagle 24-11-2017 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13956443)
Get that idea out of her head Pete. Smartish. Let's not have that one festering in there.

I can barely tolerate a day without meat (or fish) in the diet.

I bought a large piece of steak today,no ******* way am I going veggie

Hedgehog 24-11-2017 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Gav (Post 13956446)
I did as well this year in Turkey. Just managed to run across the road from the shop I was in to a bars toilets and totally pebble dashed the place. A few seconds later and I would have been standing amongst loads of people with crap running down my legs

A nice visual while I'm eating my lunch... :eek:

Isle of Wight 24-11-2017 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Gav (Post 13956446)
I did as well this year in Turkey. Just managed to run across the road from the shop I was in to a bars toilets and totally pebble dashed the place. A few seconds later and I would have been standing amongst loads of people with crap running down my legs

Note to Maidstone's Mrs "this is one problem you will avoid in making him a veggie"

Pistol Knight 24-11-2017 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13956451)
A nice visual while I'm eating my lunch... :eek:

what a stupid time of day to eat lunch

Fedora69 24-11-2017 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 13956491)
what a stupid time of day to eat lunch

Agreed. I bet he goes to sleep at 6am as well.

Hedgehog 24-11-2017 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 13956491)
what a stupid time of day to eat lunch

It's all relative.

Salad_Burnet 24-11-2017 09:32 PM

Elgin Eagle and his incessant superstadio crap.

It's doing my head in. Literally no-one is responding to it, and yet he keeps on.

elgin eagle 24-11-2017 09:35 PM

Good stuff. Glad it's getting your goat you complete feckwit.

Salad_Burnet 24-11-2017 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13956512)
Good stuff. Glad it's getting your goat you complete feckwit.

I am not the feckwit here.

Pistol Knight 24-11-2017 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fedora69 (Post 13956496)
Agreed. I bet he goes to sleep at 6am as well.

You would have thought he would have eaten enough yesterday to last a week and should be running around the shops like a headless chicken

Vendy 24-11-2017 09:45 PM

Self service till where they hover over you, silly twat tried to tell me I hadn't paid the 5p for the carrier bag, I scan it first to liven up the machine, feckwit.

BP Garage, every time for the last 6 weeks I ask them not to put the lid on the coffee no problem, this time the twat at the till next door claimed foul and said they have to for elf and safety in case they trip and spill it all over me. Anyway I get it and leave the lid on the counter and then parade past him with my cup without a lid. Pressure was on though thought I am bound to clip one the twats in the queue and prove him right. Full on Victor Meldew. I am sure he only did it because he had cover form the two coppers further up.

Fedora69 24-11-2017 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 13956525)
You would have thought he would have eaten enough yesterday to last a week and should be running around the shops like a headless chicken

Turkey twizzlers in the H household a week from now.

Hedgehog 24-11-2017 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 13956525)
You would have thought he would have eaten enough yesterday to last a week and should be running around the shops like a headless chicken

The wife has just ventured out into the fray... I'll just sit here and watch West Ham. That was going OK until a few minutes ago.

elgin eagle 24-11-2017 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 13956522)
I am not the feckwit here.

Sadly you are, as you prove with comments like this. Imagine getting upset at someone's stadium idea.

You ****.

Hedgehog 24-11-2017 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fedora69 (Post 13956539)
Turkey twizzlers in the H household a week from now.

Not this year... only the two of us, so we got a turkey breast. Worked out well... Although we do have enough stuffing to keep us feed us a week.

Vendy 24-11-2017 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13956543)
Sadly you are, as you prove with comments like this. Imagine getting upset at someone's stadium idea.

You ****.

Not sure if you can see the irony in this LOL

elgin eagle 24-11-2017 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 13956550)
Not sure if you can see the irony in this LOL

Haha, you may have a slight point ;)

Not sure i'd make it personal though. Not sure about that at all.

andyocpfc 24-11-2017 11:46 PM

Snoring!!

Les Butler 25-11-2017 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 13956659)
Snoring!!

Played golf in the states and shared a room with a mate and he said that he thought I would suck the TV in...Yep, I also hate snoring!!!

Isle of Wight 25-11-2017 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13956543)
Sadly you are, as you prove with comments like this. Imagine getting upset at someone's stadium idea.

You ****.

What stadium idea?

elgin eagle 25-11-2017 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13956681)
What stadium idea?

I suggested this suprastadio thing once or twice and old zx spectrum got the right hump for some reason.

Stellavista 25-11-2017 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13956081)
I think various airlines are trying different grouping when boarding. They all appear to have a different logic (The new crazy BA one to board in order of what you paid for the ticket having zero logic).

On a recent United Airlines trip it appeared that Group 1 & 2 was for the rich and famous, plus the usual preferred boarding folks. Group 3 was for all the window seating people, Group 4 the middle row, and Group 5 the isle seats.

It sort of worked, but by the time Group 5 boarded there was no bin space left.

Luckily, as much as I now dislike window seats at least I was Group 3 and got on reasonably early. As alluded to though, this does not stop the people near the front getting on prior to the people at the back regardless of group which causes isle block.


Ryanair's new boarding procedure...

https://virtualfeastgallery.files.wo...oylengreen.jpg

Stellavista 25-11-2017 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13956549)
Not this year... only the two of us, so we got a turkey breast. Worked out well... Although we do have enough stuffing to keep us feed us a week.

You need this.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...29_634x368.jpg

Hedgehog 25-11-2017 01:30 AM

Upon landing:

https://thumb9.shutterstock.com/disp...-137388038.jpg

Hedgehog 25-11-2017 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13956722)

You've tasted my wife's cooking! :rolleyes:

Hedgehog 25-11-2017 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13956722)

or this:

https://activerain-store.s3.amazonaw...%20a%20Can.jpg

Little Fozzie 25-11-2017 02:41 AM

Kwiff

Hedgehog 25-11-2017 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 13956784)
Kwiff

Betting site?

PeterH 25-11-2017 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13956448)
I bought a large piece of steak today,no ******* way am I going veggie

Good man.:moo2:

Maidstoned Eagle 25-11-2017 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 13956522)
I am not the feckwit here.

Getting the hump over the word superstadio is fairly feckwittery tbh

Little Fozzie 25-11-2017 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13956790)
Betting site?

Yes and their shite advert every 10 minutes during the ashes

CT_Palace 25-11-2017 06:00 PM

feckin shitty Metro (Tude) drivers who pump the breaks sending everyone flying.
At every station.

It was a woman driver. Just saying.

PeterH 25-11-2017 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13958018)
feckin shitty Metro (Tude) drivers who pump the breaks sending everyone flying.
At every station.

It was a woman driver. Just saying.

Yep. It doesn't happen often, but I have been on one of those. I was near the front, so when I got off at my stop I made sure to hunch the shoulders and palms out gesture to the drive with a loud WTF?

But here in Chile, you just get the 'fecking gringo, he has no idea about Chilean life' response.

strawberry mivi 25-11-2017 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13956726)

SLF

Stellavista 25-11-2017 07:42 PM

'Curated by..'

LN1 25-11-2017 09:10 PM

London underground (and others) try putting this on your escalators.

https://i.imgur.com/q2t3AYT.jpg?1:cool:

Wolfnipplechips 25-11-2017 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13956722)

Is that a cross section of one of Maidstonedís shits?

Vince Hilaire's Afro 25-11-2017 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LN1 (Post 13958456)
London underground (and others) try putting this on your escalators.

https://i.imgur.com/q2t3AYT.jpg?1:cool:

Hallelujah. Same when you exit the corridor into airport arrivals - if you dump all your shit and stop dead the second you see the people waiting, no one else has anywhere to go, except up your arse

Hedgehog 25-11-2017 10:36 PM

Appropriate:

http://www.bbc.com/autos/story/20161...line-your-seat

Hitchin Eagle 25-11-2017 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 13956784)
Kwiff

All betting ads except the one where the blind footballers kick the cat over the fence.

Stellavista 26-11-2017 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13958497)
Is that a cross section of one of Maidstonedís shits?

Way too tidy.

Maidstoned Eagle 26-11-2017 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13958497)
Is that a cross section of one of Maidstonedís shits?

Too many vegetables

ExiledStirling 26-11-2017 10:42 AM

Emails presented in conversation mode.

Stellavista 26-11-2017 03:20 PM

People taking credit for things they had nothing to do with. People refusing to take responsibility for things they've f*cked up.

Isle of Wight 26-11-2017 05:05 PM

Cheating parent linesmen in teenage kids games. I have never seen such bollocks, no wonder parents get upset. 4 offside's that were completely good. A 5th that even the ref overruled it was so obvious. A goal kick given the wrong way that again was soooo wrong and a flag wave for the ball being out after our winger had got round their defender and it hadn't even reached the line!!!! This wasn't poor decisions this was blatant cheating. It didn't matter to our side in the end as we won but it still has annoyed me.

Wolfnipplechips 26-11-2017 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13959454)
People taking credit for things they had nothing to do with. People refusing to take responsibility for things they've f*cked up.

Boris Johnson?

cranesparkeagle 26-11-2017 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hitchin Eagle (Post 13958598)
All betting ads except the one where the blind footballers kick the cat over the fence.

Especially ones involving ex footballers. Totally immoral given the number of players who've had addictions

thefox 26-11-2017 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 13958508)
Hallelujah. Same when you exit the corridor into airport arrivals - if you dump all your shit and stop dead the second you see the people waiting, no one else has anywhere to go, except up your arse

Don't give Maidstoned ideas.

remmer 26-11-2017 08:48 PM

Any 'deal' (e.g. tv, internet, phone, gas, electric etc) that offers £x per month for 'first three months/year/five years' - I absolutely refuse to sign unless I know exactly what I will be paying in the future.

the digger 26-11-2017 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13959627)
Cheating parent linesmen in teenage kids games. I have never seen such bollocks, no wonder parents get upset. 4 offside's that were completely good. A 5th that even the ref overruled it was so obvious. A goal kick given the wrong way that again was soooo wrong and a flag wave for the ball being out after our winger had got round their defender and it hadn't even reached the line!!!! This wasn't poor decisions this was blatant cheating. It didn't matter to our side in the end as we won but it still has annoyed me.

Playing for Tulse Hill as a kid, our coach insisted that whichever dad was running the line favoured the opposition.

Mr Mojo Risin 26-11-2017 10:25 PM

Advent calendars that cost hundreds of pounds.

Phil's Barber 26-11-2017 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 13960068)
Advent calendars that cost hundreds of pounds.

Repped. Load of bollox.

justjuice 26-11-2017 11:21 PM

Sainsburys xmas advert

Maidstoned Eagle 26-11-2017 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13959627)
Cheating parent linesmen in teenage kids games. I have never seen such bollocks, no wonder parents get upset. 4 offside's that were completely good. A 5th that even the ref overruled it was so obvious. A goal kick given the wrong way that again was soooo wrong and a flag wave for the ball being out after our winger had got round their defender and it hadn't even reached the line!!!! This wasn't poor decisions this was blatant cheating. It didn't matter to our side in the end as we won but it still has annoyed me.

Were they all wearing 300 quid boots?

in-exile 26-11-2017 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justjuice (Post 13960163)
Sainsburys xmas advert

What's in it and why?

in-exile 26-11-2017 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13959630)
Boris Johnson?

John Terry. :D

justjuice 26-11-2017 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 13960185)
What's in it and why?

It's an annoying song being sung by different people.

Vendy 27-11-2017 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by remmer (Post 13959923)
Any 'deal' (e.g. tv, internet, phone, gas, electric etc) that offers £x per month for 'first three months/year/five years' - I absolutely refuse to sign unless I know exactly what I will be paying in the future.

As a customer of 5 years and new customers get a better price for 12 months, on a similar note having to flit around on Car/House insurance to stop the to lazy to change rip off. Wankers the lot of them. Then you use gocompare or some such and like a complete knob give them a real details to get the search up, inundated not just straight off the bat but every ******* year there after. I was testing the water on a van insurance 4 years ago in April, every ******* March I still get calls about my non existent Van insurance.

pallet 27-11-2017 11:12 AM

All the countries involved in Brexit knowing that they have to get on an agreement but making stupid demands.

Fedora69 27-11-2017 11:15 AM

My enjoyment of Jeremy Kyle being interrupted because of a royal engagement.

Maidstoned Eagle 27-11-2017 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13960496)
All the countries involved in Brexit knowing that they have to get on an agreement but making stupid demands.

The most stupid of which is demanding to leave in the first place.

elgin eagle 27-11-2017 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fedora69 (Post 13960503)
My enjoyment of Jeremy Kyle being interrupted because of a royal engagement.

Wish he was marrying a Russian. The BBC's nonsense coverage would be even funnier then.

Fedora69 27-11-2017 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13960524)
Wish he was marrying a Russian. The BBC's nonsense coverage would be even funnier then.

Only four months of incessant banging on and on and on. And that is just H and
M.

elgin eagle 27-11-2017 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fedora69 (Post 13960532)
Only four months of incessant banging on and on and on. And that is just H and
M.

:D

Johnnieboy 27-11-2017 03:20 PM

Starbucks. Four cup sizes now so that you can no longer ask for medium instead of whatever twatty name they used to give the middle one

cappuccinoeagle 27-11-2017 11:30 PM

Not the Royal Wedding, which is merely tedious, but the lack of Bank Holiday.

The Sun newspaper - I'm assuming this piece of poo paper only writes about cricket when something controversial happens?

ElwissAtMemphis 28-11-2017 12:11 AM

Being in a rush to put credit on my Oyster card in the newsagent and the fecking bimbo in front of me in the queue taking several minutes (at least it felt like it) to decide which selection of lottery scratch cards she was going to invest her child benefit on.

Purepalace 28-11-2017 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13961771)
Not the Royal Wedding, which is merely tedious, but the lack of Bank Holiday.

The Sun newspaper - I'm assuming this piece of poo paper only writes about cricket when something controversial happens?

Don't worry. Read today that both the day of the Queens funeral and King Charles subsequent coronation will both be public holidays so every cloud....

danpalace07 28-11-2017 03:18 PM

"so why are they rivals then?"

Spindle 28-11-2017 03:19 PM

Royal weddings and the continuous stream of pap in the news about them. Piss off you sponging bastards

Reps AJ 28-11-2017 05:26 PM

People using the lift to go up one floor.

PALACEWU 28-11-2017 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 13962706)
People using the lift to go up one floor.

Yes

Dave McGregor 28-11-2017 06:41 PM

People who don't signal at roundabouts

stamford triumph 28-11-2017 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave McGregor (Post 13962811)
People who don't signal at roundabouts

I'll raise you - people who don't signal and start in the left lane but go right

Stellavista 28-11-2017 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stamford triumph (Post 13962815)
I'll raise you - people who don't signal and start in the left lane but go right

When did not indicating become standard practice?
How did these people pass their test?
C*nts.

stamford triumph 28-11-2017 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13962817)
When did not indicating become standard practice?
How did these people pass their test?
C*nts.

It seems that these days you either don't signal at all or go all the way round a roundabout without signalling only to signal at the last moment as you leave the roundabout.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-11-2017 07:29 PM

People who, instead of saying thank you if you let them out of a turning or cross the road at a crossing place, ignore you or even worse, give you a sneering look as if theyve screwedup your day....

Isle of Wight 29-11-2017 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 13962706)
People using the lift to go up one floor.

And not finding stairs so being forced to use bloody lift to go up one floor.

west eagle 29-11-2017 10:16 AM

Holding knives and forks in the wrong hands.

Vince Hilaire's Afro 29-11-2017 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnieboy (Post 13960979)
Starbucks. Four cup sizes now so that you can no longer ask for medium instead of whatever twatty name they used to give the middle one

I think if you're expecting to go into Starbucks without being annoyed, you're askiŮg for it

davech 29-11-2017 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnieboy (Post 13960979)
Starbucks. Four cup sizes now so that you can no longer ask for medium instead of whatever twatty name they used to give the middle one

"7.6 billion people on the planet and no two are the same, so why should their cup sizes be? We have a cup size to suit you"

bubbs11 29-11-2017 01:44 PM

The fact that my Mrs is right when she says I can't find anything I'm looking for that is literally right in front of my face.

For example, earlier I went to the fridge to get the butter for the nippers toast. Stood there for ages looking and no, definitely not there. Irritated shout from me to Mrs Bubbs, 'What have you done with the butter??', followed by her walking to fridge rolling her eyes and grabbing 'missing' butter sat right at the front of the fridge. I just couldn't see it. Now either she is a magician of David Blane proportions or I in fact suffer from MPB: Male Patterned Blindness.

Anyone else a sufferer?

Maidstoned Eagle 29-11-2017 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13965584)
The fact that my Mrs is right when she says I can't find anything I'm looking for that is literally right in front of my face.

For example, earlier I went to the fridge to get the butter for the nippers toast. Stood there for ages looking and no, definitely not there. Irritated shout from me to Mrs Bubbs, 'What have you done with the butter??', followed by her walking to fridge rolling her eyes and grabbing 'missing' butter sat right at the front of the fridge. I just couldn't see it. Now either she is a magician of David Blane proportions or I in fact suffer from MPB: Male Patterned Blindness.

Anyone else a sufferer?

I was going to post something flippant....but couldnīt find the "post" key....

Vince Hilaire's Afro 29-11-2017 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13965584)
The fact that my Mrs is right when she says I can't find anything I'm looking for that is literally right in front of my face.

For example, earlier I went to the fridge to get the butter for the nippers toast. Stood there for ages looking and no, definitely not there. Irritated shout from me to Mrs Bubbs, 'What have you done with the butter??', followed by her walking to fridge rolling her eyes and grabbing 'missing' butter sat right at the front of the fridge. I just couldn't see it. Now either she is a magician of David Blane proportions or I in fact suffer from MPB: Male Patterned Blindness.

Anyone else a sufferer?

I think it happens in reverse. Throughout my life, women have asked me if I know where this or that is, and my response has always been "have you checked your handbag (or pocketbook nowadays)?".

They rummage around in their bag for an eternity before insisting it's not in there, followed by me emptying the contents of the bag and finding the missing item instantly.

Mr Statto 29-11-2017 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LN1 (Post 13955537)
Not only on the plane but Singapore airlines have pulled me out the queue twice asking if I can move my selected seat to accommodate people who want to sit together.

I was that person - on our honeymoon in 1999 the taxi turned up so late that by the time we checked in there were no seats together anywhere. Fortunately the guy on his own next to my wife was happy to swap

elgin eagle 29-11-2017 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 13966203)
I was that person - on our honeymoon in 1999 the taxi turned up so late that by the time we checked in there were no seats together anywhere. Fortunately the guy on his own next to my wife was happy to swap

Wives?

PeterH 29-11-2017 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 13960068)
Advent calendars that cost hundreds of pounds.

LOL. SP has one that will potentially cost millions. Just depends what day before Christmas the magic announcement window will open.

Hedgehog 29-11-2017 11:41 PM

Random phone calls that are probably 75% from charities or people selling something.

I took the afternoon off, and in the last hour the phone has rang 5 times. Only one of the calls was genuine.

I think it's quieter at work.

Edit... 6 times

Hedgehog 29-11-2017 11:50 PM

Needing to get a government issued document, and:
a) Being charged $15 for it.
b) Being charged a $9.00 processing fee to get it
c) Being charged $18.50 to mail by UPS
d) taking 20 days to do this

Alternate is to drive 40+ miles into deepest darkest central Los Angeles to said government office and take a number and wait a minimum of 2 hours in a waiting room full of degenerates just to avoid b) through d).

a) through d) every time I think, still annoying as hell though.

PeterH 30-11-2017 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13966763)
Needing to get a government issued document, and:
a) Being charged $15 for it.
b) Being charged a $9.00 processing fee to get it
c) Being charged $18.50 to mail by UPS
d) taking 20 days to do this

Alternate is to drive 40+ miles into deepest darkest central Los Angeles to said government office and take a number and wait a minimum of 2 hours in a waiting room full of degenerates just to avoid b) through d).

a) through d) every time I think, still annoying as hell though.

Take a packed lunch. The time will pass in no time and you will save enough for an exotic holiday somewhere.

Hedgehog 30-11-2017 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13966870)
Take a packed lunch. The time will pass in no time and you will save enough for an exotic holiday somewhere.

Hell no... a) the homeless down town will mug you for your packed lunch, and b) the Mexican food outlets downtown is far too good to miss!

Maidstoned Eagle 30-11-2017 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13966877)
Hell no... a) the homeless down town will mug you for your packed lunch, and b) the Mexican food outlets downtown is far too good to miss!

Ay arriba

Neckinger Eagle 30-11-2017 08:49 AM

I'm annoyed that we still live in a society where when a famous person 'comes out' they then have to spend days justifying it.

Or indeed that it is even a news story.

FrankieBoy 30-11-2017 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 13962706)
People using the lift to go up one floor.

Lifts where the doors take absolutely ages to close so you are standing there like an idiot pressing on the floor button. And when they do decide to start crawling shut some turd rushes up and pushes the lift button so the doors crawl open again and the process is restarted.

TWOSEAT EAGLE 30-11-2017 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 13960068)
Advent calendars that cost hundreds of pounds.

There was a programme on a couple of nights ago with Philip Schofield in which he compared some of these....one, which had a rare whisky behind each window, was a limited edition and cost £10,000. Apparently a full bottle of whatever was behind the Christmas eve window would cost £28,000 :eek:

Vince Hilaire's Afro 30-11-2017 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TWOSEAT EAGLE (Post 13966998)
There was a programme on a couple of nights ago with Philip Schofield in which he compared some of these....one, which had a rare whisky behind each window, was a limited edition and cost £10,000. Apparently a full bottle of whatever was behind the Christmas eve window would cost £28,000 :eek:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/49...ndar-goods-20/

wedgetail 30-11-2017 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13965584)
The fact that my Mrs is right when she says I can't find anything I'm looking for that is literally right in front of my face.

For example, earlier I went to the fridge to get the butter for the nippers toast. Stood there for ages looking and no, definitely not there. Irritated shout from me to Mrs Bubbs, 'What have you done with the butter??', followed by her walking to fridge rolling her eyes and grabbing 'missing' butter sat right at the front of the fridge. I just couldn't see it. Now either she is a magician of David Blane proportions or I in fact suffer from MPB: Male Patterned Blindness.

Anyone else a sufferer?

Me, and in spades..

thefox 30-11-2017 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 13962706)
People using the lift to go up one floor.

Oh you'd love it here, they prety much all do that even when an escalator is 10 metres away and push in front of people in wheelchairs and people with babies, small kids and prams.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 30-11-2017 11:20 PM

That fecking shit ditty antibiotics advert. Drives me up the f*cking wall.


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