My own compulsive behaviour

A debilitating lack of confidence

Having to ask people for money they owe you

Facebook making a video about how shit my year was

Never noticed it.

Lucky you

Seeing Claret on bog roll

Having to book a day off work to go Christmas shopping with the Mrs, knowing its going to be an expensive day of torture.

Tell her you can't get the holiday

Would but that is just delaying the pain and it would mean going late night shopping which is just as bad.

Holby City

Two reasons beyond the fact the most tenuous material is elongated to fill each episode;

1) Continuity is appalling, why is there always the sound of cross-plane V8 engine in the background when they open a scene in the car park? Why do all ambulances arrive with sirens going - can you imagine how irritating that would be? Why do all the staff finish at the same time and go to the bar every day?

2) type-casting : (SPOLIER ALERT) in last night's episode two things struck me - then bad guy was a foreigner and the senior doctor in trouble is black.

Also that it's a and e department is 200 miles away in Bristol and the crossovers with casualty are shocking

People who don't signal at roundabouts. Pedestrians who amble across the road in front of you almost daring you to run them over.

Simple. Run em over, problem solved, no longer can you drive, and most probably be locked up, even less chance of ever having this problem again.

People who bring mobile phones into the gym

Randoms who make your phone vibrate late at night trying to sell crap on facebook that even I dont want.

I'm trying to think what that would be in your case :supergrin:

:D

It was some shitty chest of draws last night.. ive uninstalled facebook because it annoyed me so much.

Hang on you have a face book app on your phone, then Facebook sell your number to people to cold call you?

No wonder I hate Facebook and won't go near it.

Kin Facebook annoys me

because it is lazy writing/editing/scripting. Why watch such shite?

Agree with the sentiment, but your post makes no sense.

You hate Facebook, and now reading this makes you hate facebook even more.

You cant hate Facebook because of a reason you had not formerly realised. :hi:

In these days of box sets and streaming it's amazing there's an audience for such formulaic mundane crap

Maybe the poster loves watching it to spot the cliches and shit writing. Perhaps it is funnier than most comedies.

It was some group I subscribed to, like a sales and wants. More sales than wants actually as it turned out. In hindsight I could have probably just unsubscribed, but it pissed me off and I don't use Facebook that much anyway.

Not sure if this one is jealously or annoyance. Woman at work who I used to supervise and was not the sharpest pencil in the rack got her Real Estate License and quit to pursue this honorable profession.

I should say that we are friends, I like her and keep in touch through Facebook etc... Anyway, she seems to spend most days pissing it up at lunch time, eating in fancy restaurants at night, and travelling the world. She seems outwardly to spend vey little time actually working real estate.

I should add that she was originally from Mexico, and has a very “clique” clientele of fellow Hispanics. She seems to broker some reasonable lower price house purchase on a pretty regular basis to friends and family (one every month or so).

Just this week she arranged the purchase of a house for $515,000.00, which here is probably below the median house price. But… at the going rate for a realtor fee of 6% is $30,000, which is she as the buyer’s agent would get half or $15,000.00.

Bottom like is I hate Realtors, friends or not. I work my balls of for 50-hour weeks (no overtime) and have to work around 7 weeks to earn that sort of money before tax, and I consider myself well, if not over paid.

Jealous for sure.

Sadly not. Mrs JMF is a big fan. As often as possible I will set her in front of it and clear off for a bath. However circumstances sometimes dictate otherwise.

People who walk slow and hog the pavement

People who walk slow at train and tube stations

When you don't like cheese like me and food you have ordered that didn't mention cheese comes with cheese

That must really cheese you off.

E dam well hates it.

It really grates when it happens.

Your boursin it a bit there.

Me. At times.

Or if you ask them to remove the cheese from the quarter pounder and your fast food takes twenty minutes to arrive

Yes I hate that. Then it sits on top of the counter for 5 minutes whilst the person serving you is off getting other people's food ready

Jealousy is a really bad look mate

My company putting me 'In scope' for redundancy for the second Christmas in a row.

:grrr: :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

Par-cooked in advance with cheese on I guess. Yours will have to be cooked from stratch, probably needs defrosting as well.

I suppose you have to check your order Caerphilly...:D;)

This was a problem in the UK, but not in US

Good luck fella:p:p:p

Christian Benteke.

Jermaine Defoe.

No issues with Defoe, just doing his job.
But Benteke, Kevin Friend(fussy game stopper and sometimes incorrect) and AFC Bournemouth, the media's wet dream.
Also on TV now, Jilly Goolden.

Waking up this morning still livid at Benteke

People who drive slowly, your approaching lighrs,they have driven so slow that the lights start to turn yellow. You slow down more , they just keep going and go through as the lights turn red.

Robbie Savages co commentary

It’s 26 degrees in the living room. The wife is cold.

Ffs.

I’ve gone up to the bedroom, turned the radiator off and I’m sitting here in my pants and a t shirt. (Pictures not available)

Teenagers not switching off lights

Noel Gallagher celebrity pundit on sky. **** off.

What next, Captain Sensible on Palace Brighton?

Some-ones turned into their dad:D:D

Switching on the TV to find the snooker has finished early and they've put the Hairy Bikers on instead. Again.

Marginally better than Toby from Twickenham on the Moanchester rivalry...

Centigrade or Fahrenheit? If it's Fahrenheit then she has a point. If it's centigrade, then she is just like every other woman including my wife. She complains when I open the window when she's turned the central heating on because I think it's bloody hot.

Adverts again....
Poncey ads for perfumes or scent generally with an actor/actress speaking a pompous narration.
Lorraine Kelly's cringey ads for Wayfair.

Foxes having a raucous orgy outside my house.

Any kind of change in the weather being described by the media as a “bomb” despite being perfectly normal for the time of year.

There was a cracker on earlier for something called "V.I.Poo" - a toilet pan freshener that you carry around with you, presumably so that you don't need to advise people to give it five minutes... They reckon it would make a great Christmas present!

Foxes not stopping still for a second whilst having a raucous orgy outside his house.

Oh yes more and more each day. I have become a clone of him. Makes me sad to realise he was right all along 😉

Was Leicester1 there?

Children used in TV ads - especially supermarket ones.

Just marketing aimed at people they think are dumb zombies.

Give the children the credit card, and let them do the shopping.

Same as toilet roll ads. Because apparantly shit is nicer if a cute kid with a puppy does it.

White trousers for tampax ads. I doubt there is a heavy flow woman out there who would dare wear white trousers during rag week. I doubt she will have the appetite for flying around on roller blades in the first few days of her period either TBH.

There's a Charmin toilet paper ad doing the rounds here with cartoon bears... Doesn't beat about the bush on the subject matter.

Always rather off putting during the dinner period.

(That's period as in time, not the other one)

spending 2 and a half hours (still not finished)at the bank to open an account !

That's nothing. Benteke's been trying since August.

haha very true!

All done in 3h15 minutes - a new record

Add to the list having to come back Friday though!

With all the perceived problems that teenagers bring with them, stinking the toilets out has to be the worst, especially when im in soon after to clean my teeth

Going through all the good behaviour patterns that are supposed to help me through the day, only to have a panic attack and hide in my bedroom for most of it

Getting wound up by something out of my control which then prevents sleep. Note to brain: Accept that some people are idiots and will remain so regardless of anything.

:frown:

Must be Chilean TV. No such ad in the U.K.

He needs a "Things that annoy you in Chile" thread all his own.

It actually does work though.

Idiots who do not adjust their driving style when the temperature is -8c .

Last night to my shame I wished death on a number of them or at the very least to see the crumbled mess of their motor later on in the evening.

Bit risky CT_Palace may post 'PeterH'.

I doubt he'd be alone

While I am on a roll on this thread, depositing over £100 into my account last night, which the ATM gratefully received but did not actually credit my account with, and then spending half an hour on the phone this AM trying to resolve.

Still awaiting resolution.

Torrential rain here in Southern Spain this morning...my daughter and I counted 28 cars driving without lights on, during the 10 minute drive from our house to school.

Poor PeterH

No, he isn't because he doesn't take a packed lunch to work...thats the true sign of poverty apparently.

I must congratulate you on holding back on posting a "Things that annoy you about PeterH" thread.

EFA
;)

Managing to avoid clicking on google's pointless themed image all day whilst conducting searches, but then it gets you in the end, and you have to escape a tedious biography about an obscure Belgian 18th century poet before being able to resume your day's business

Family rows/feuds. My wife's famliy although very close do seem to have a row at least once or twice a month mostly over nothing. Currently her brother is talking to her over a row when she asked him to stay a whole extra hour when visiting his mother in the care home to help feed her as the staff are terrible. He only sees his mother once a week, when he is on his way home from work, but still kicked off and refused to stay as it would mean him getting home later.
The current row is over the fact that my wife has not invited her nephew over to our house on the day that my wife's friend is doing us a favour and using her wheelchair friendly car to bring the mother in law from the care home to our house. he said nephew has visited his grandmother twice in the last year , but his Dad has taken it as a personnel insult that his son wasn't invited.

^ This could be abbreviated to "in laws".

And I'd agree with it.

Or to sum it up further you could just say "being married", and have done with it.

Easily the worst thing about Christmas imo.

"Alexa - Tell Michael McIntyre to F*ck Off"

Ordering 2 ducks of a guy at work who goes shooting, then noticing they have more lead shot in than actual duck when collecting them.

Your memory seems to be going as well as your thinking skills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3zrk4Krj9U

And another but not from UK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ktuG8J9mSA

Oops another.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dq8...pqfZt9a-FbBj3m

What is going on here? Seems to be a completely unwarranted attack, and a bit of group bullying thrown in.

Nice place the BBS.

If I am annoying people, then I am doing something right.

I suspect CT came here to get away from arseholes like you lot.

Teachers who decide to take a day off because there was an inch of snow. Everyone else seems to be able to make it to work

So you are annoyed by something from the 1970s?:confused:

The realisation that I have misspent the last fifteen years of my life

Sounds great

How have you been misspending it ?

Louise Minchin.

You would

I seriously wouldn't.

Come now