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little al 26-12-2017 04:09 PM

People claiming step children as their own. She is MY daughter, you just happen to be married to her Mum, my left overs.

PeterH 26-12-2017 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 14012470)
People claiming step children as their own. She is MY daughter, you just happen to be married to her Mum, my left overs.

What about if their real dad was a raging alcoholic who eventually dies at 53 years of age from his addiction, and a serial mental abuser and philanderer to boot..

And then a step dad comes in and picks up the pieces, puts three kids through university and provides a stable, friendly, abuse free home, and much more.

Can I then pretend to call them my own?

Se9 eagles 26-12-2017 04:34 PM

The smug potential buyers on the homes in the sun programmes.Never seem to buy a place because 'were going to put a cheeky offer in' or 'were going home to think about it'.**** off!

PeterH 26-12-2017 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Se9 eagles (Post 14012491)
The smug potential buyers on the homes in the sun programmes.Never seem to buy a place because 'were going to put a cheeky offer in' or 'were going home to think about it'.**** off!

That goes back to Maidstone Petes funand games trying to sell his place.

He has dealt with some real wankers.

little al 26-12-2017 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14012488)
What about if their real dad was a raging alcoholic who eventually dies at 53 years of age from his addiction, and a serial mental abuser and philanderer to boot..

And then a step dad comes in and picks up the pieces, puts three kids through university and provides a stable, friendly, abuse free home, and much more.

Can I then pretend to call them my own?

If you want. They still ain't yours.

Maidstoned Eagle 26-12-2017 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14012488)
What about if their real dad was a raging alcoholic who eventually dies at 53 years of age from his addiction, and a serial mental abuser and philanderer to boot..

And then a step dad comes in and picks up the pieces, puts three kids through university and provides a stable, friendly, abuse free home, and much more.

Can I then pretend to call them my own?

Or a raging cokehead who dies at 40 odd, after beating their mother up on various occasions, once with their daughter in their arms?

little al 26-12-2017 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14012787)
Or a raging cokehead who dies at 40 odd, after beating their mother up on various occasions, once with their daughter in their arms?

They still ain't yours, good or bad, you can't airbrush out their proper dad.

Maidstoned Eagle 26-12-2017 07:42 PM

He did a good enough job of that himself. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

little al 26-12-2017 07:43 PM

You can be a right ****, but be a great dad.

little al 26-12-2017 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14012797)
He did a good enough job of that himself. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Why do you think I am being personal to you? I am talking about my own circumstances.

Wolfnipplechips 26-12-2017 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14012799)
You can be a right ****, but be a great dad.

If you’re a right **** they will work it out for themselves despite what a great Dad you may think you are. (Sounds a bit aggressive, not meant to be personal)

little al 26-12-2017 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14012801)
If you’re a right **** they will work it out for themselves despite what a great Dad you may think you are. (Sounds a bit aggressive, not meant to be personal)

I know a few right ***** that are brilliant dads. Also some nice ladies that are shit mums. Some step parents are magic as well, as is my own daughters step dad. The point is you shouldnt claim others offspring as your own.

cantspell 26-12-2017 08:11 PM

Things that annoy you
 
Some people’s fixation with snap chat such as my 26 year old niece purring sun glasses and shit on her Bessie bf for about the 1000th time this year. My sister joining with the poxy pouting face whoever thought that was a good look was very much mistaken.

I imagine it can be quite funny for a 6 year old a few times but for adults the novelty must wear off at some point

CamberleyEagle 26-12-2017 09:22 PM

My missus and daughter spend hour after hour on that and never get bored. Just an extension of the whole selfie horror show.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14012840)
Some people’s fixation with snap chat such as my 26 year old niece purring sun glasses and shit on her Bessie bf for about the 1000th time this year. My sister joining with the poxy pouting face whoever thought that was a good look was very much mistaken.

I imagine it can be quite funny for a 6 year old a few times but for adults the novelty must wear off at some point


CP-RJW 26-12-2017 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14012840)
Some people’s fixation with snap chat such as my 26 year old niece purring sun glasses and shit on her Bessie bf for about the 1000th time this year. My sister joining with the poxy pouting face whoever thought that was a good look was very much mistaken.

I imagine it can be quite funny for a 6 year old a few times but for adults the novelty must wear off at some point

Vanity and the need for approval of your physical appearance from others doesn’t wear off easily for some people unfortunately.

CT_Palace 26-12-2017 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 14012289)
Taking Harry Kane out of my Fantasy League team a couple of weeks ago, when i swore blind it was Aguero i'd shifted out, and watching him now rack up his fifth goal in 130 mins of football while i'm sat here with Callum bloody Wilson, Aguero and a no doubt injured Moratta as alternatives. Fantasy football is such a wind up.

I have been known to pick players from whoever Palace are playing knowing full well I will jinx them into not scoring.

PeterH 26-12-2017 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 14012764)
If you want. They still ain't yours.

That is probably the most wrong you have ever been on the BBS.

If you ever get the chance, you can ask them. I am sure they are best placed to decide.

PeterH 26-12-2017 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14012810)
I know a few right ***** that are brilliant dads. Also some nice ladies that are shit mums. Some step parents are magic as well, as is my own daughters step dad. The point is you shouldnt claim others offspring as your own.

Nobody is doing that on here. Not in a biological sense.

Our kids had full access to their father, to the point that he was often invited to our house. We tried to provide the support to get him off the booze, but other peoples influences didnt help.

I am not sure what you can do when he turns up drunk at 10am asking his teenage kids for money to buy more booze.

But still, he was a great dad.

He was a great dad when we spent a day in the church for his wake and his kids had to bury him at 52/53. I am sure they were grateful for my support sitting in the church with them and paying for the funeral. But no, steppy doesnt count for jack shit.

elgin eagle 26-12-2017 11:09 PM

Free speech. So overrated. Glad we have the BBS internet bandwagon police on hand to shut it down.

PeterH 26-12-2017 11:15 PM

There are an awful lot of shit biological fathers. Just because a person has managed a squirt during a late night fumble, doesnt mean he is man enough to take responsibility for the next twenty odd years, as many a woman would testify.

Some of them have absolutely no right to be called Dad.

PeterH 26-12-2017 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14013004)
Free speech. So overrated. Glad we have the BBS internet bandwagon police on hand to shut it down.

Mmmm. I think the BBS is a bastian of free speech. People can say more or less what they want. They just need to be prepared to defend what they said when called upon to do so.

That makes it several grades above twitter and faceache shite.

Mallard 26-12-2017 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 14012289)
Taking Harry Kane out of my Fantasy League team a couple of weeks ago, when i swore blind it was Aguero i'd shifted out, and watching him now rack up his fifth goal in 130 mins of football while i'm sat here with Callum bloody Wilson, Aguero and a no doubt injured Moratta as alternatives. Fantasy football is such a wind up.

This with bells on. My 7 year old son has made it into the top 10,000 and finds my current form hilarious.

Son of Selhurst 27-12-2017 01:22 AM

BBC having an article about free speech and fines for "No platforming"’ but not linking a Have Your Say discussion about it. And then an article criticizing Lewis Hamilton unhappy about a nephew in drag. Again with no HYS

Vince Hilaire's Afro 27-12-2017 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 14007964)
Catching your smallest two toes on the edge of the door frame on the one day you didn't put on your slippers

Did it again this morning.

the digger 27-12-2017 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 14013132)
Did it again this morning.

How did you do it again if it was the one day you didn't wear slippers?

the digger 27-12-2017 01:42 AM

People who swim aggressively fast in the slow or medium lane at a public pool.

the digger 27-12-2017 01:49 AM

People paid to report things, who give ill-informed opinion instead.

the digger 27-12-2017 02:01 AM

Bank charges

the digger 27-12-2017 02:02 AM

My current, debilitating loss of self-confidence

the digger 27-12-2017 02:06 AM

Bad timekeeping.

the digger 27-12-2017 02:06 AM

Yes, it's been an annoying morning.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 27-12-2017 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 14013132)
Did it again this morning.

Did it Sunday. Mrs KM then complained about blood on the carpet.

bubbs11 27-12-2017 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14013162)
My current, debilitating loss of self-confidence

Ah, our minds...our worst fecking enemy.

Shame our education system doesn’t spend more time nurturing healthy minds than it does on algebra, long division, RE, tests and other useless nonsense designed to stress the feck out of you and make you feel inadequate.

FWIW mate...everyone’s an idiot, but some are better at hiding it than others.

old traf 27-12-2017 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14012488)
What about if their real dad was a raging alcoholic who eventually dies at 53 years of age from his addiction, and a serial mental abuser and philanderer to boot..

And then a step dad comes in and picks up the pieces, puts three kids through university and provides a stable, friendly, abuse free home, and much more.

Can I then pretend to call them my own?

Spot on, i have three step daughters, one at university in Wales.
None of them even remember their biological farther, they love their home and life, and i love them as much as my :blood: daughter

Bizarro 27-12-2017 09:20 AM

Single mothers who think They're hard done by and try to manipulate a situation where I end up looking after her child so she can get pissed.

Worksop Palace 27-12-2017 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Bizarro (Post 14013248)
Single mothers who think They're hard done by and try to manipulate a situation where I end up looking after her child so she can get pissed.

And you agreed to do that because......?

KYLIE MINEAGLE 27-12-2017 09:31 AM

F...wits who wear KFC buckets on their heads at cricket. Does this shit food need free advertising.

Bizarro 27-12-2017 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14013249)
And you agreed to do that because......?

The key word is try.

Worksop Palace 27-12-2017 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bizarro (Post 14013256)
The key word is try.

Ah yes, right you are

Maidstoned Eagle 27-12-2017 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 14012800)
Why do you think I am being personal to you? I am talking about my own circumstances.

And PeterH and I are talking about ours.

Pat of the Palace 27-12-2017 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14013193)
Ah, our minds...our worst fecking enemy.

Shame our education system doesn’t spend more time nurturing healthy minds than it does on algebra, long division, RE, tests and other useless nonsense designed to stress the feck out of you and make you feel inadequate.

FWIW mate...everyone’s an idiot, but some are better at hiding it than others.

Quite. I spend half my time thinking "any minute now they're going to realise i haven't a scooby"
But I muddle through most things regardless.

Dorking .Eagle 27-12-2017 09:57 AM

The Mrs looking anxiously out the window every 5 minutes because of the lightest snowfall you could imagine. It's not even 'settling' and she's stressing that she won't be able to get to work next week FFS!

Worksop Palace 27-12-2017 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 14013276)
Quite. I spend half my time thinking "any minute now they're going to realise i haven't a scooby"
But I muddle through most things regardless.

Keep ‘em guessing mate :p

Worksop Palace 27-12-2017 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorking .Eagle (Post 14013279)
The Mrs looking anxiously out the window every 5 minutes because of the lightest snowfall you could imagine. It's not even 'settling' and she's stressing that she won't be able to get to work next week FFS!

Where as I’m hoping it absolutely bombs it down so i don’t have to

ceeby 27-12-2017 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dorking .Eagle (Post 14013279)
The Mrs looking anxiously out the window every 5 minutes because of the lightest snowfall you could imagine. It's not even 'settling' and she's stressing that she won't be able to get to work next week FFS!

I'm just over the hill from you in Fetcham, and the Daily Mail was showing pictures of "snow" on Ranmore common (more like a bit of frost) Missus goes into panic mode, all she is worried about is getting snowed in and not having enough milk (she has two cups of tea a day tops)

I'm getting her a snow plough and a cow next Christmas to calm her down.

davech 27-12-2017 01:34 PM

Yet more animated/cartoon crap on the telly in the morning yet again :moo: :S:

elgin eagle 27-12-2017 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorking .Eagle (Post 14013279)
The Mrs looking anxiously out the window every 5 minutes because of the lightest snowfall you could imagine. It's not even 'settling' and she's stressing that she won't be able to get to work next week FFS!

https://www.google.co.uk/search?sour...50.BSqYugg9Ex4

Show her this. More chance of someone putting up a miniature suprastadio in your back garden while you're asleep.

Neckinger Eagle 27-12-2017 03:12 PM

Grace Chatto (is that her name?)

art malice 27-12-2017 03:17 PM

Slatted breadboards with an underneath bit for ‘easy cleaning’.

Fvcking pains in the arses

Selhurst Celtic 27-12-2017 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14011063)
F*ck me, I thought James Last's audiences were the land that time forgot, but Andre Rieu's are something else.....

https://www.bz-berlin.de/data/upload...29-768x432.jpg

Is that not the 'Fixture Breakfast' at the Amex?

richdeniro 27-12-2017 05:46 PM

People thinking that because they have children that they should automatically be at the front of the queue for annual leave requests.

Oli28 27-12-2017 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 14013878)
People thinking that because they have children that they should automatically be at the front of the queue for annual leave requests.

Similarly, people who get to pick and choose when they start and finish simply because they don't live within walking distance of the office. "Oh I'd better leave now or I won't get home til 7", so bloody what

the digger 28-12-2017 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14013193)
Ah, our minds...our worst fecking enemy.

Shame our education system doesn’t spend more time nurturing healthy minds than it does on algebra, long division, RE, tests and other useless nonsense designed to stress the feck out of you and make you feel inadequate.

FWIW mate...everyone’s an idiot, but some are better at hiding it than others.

Thanks fella. I've been living with bouts of depression since infancy and recently my therapist has suggested that I might think about getting a psychiatric review as there are manic/bipolar tendencies to my behaviour when I emerge from under the cloud.

In the meantime, I'm trying to find some balance through moderation and venting my frustration with the world on this thread.

the digger 28-12-2017 01:46 AM

Joe Root

the digger 28-12-2017 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14013146)
People who swim aggressively fast in the slow or medium lane at a public pool.

On a similar note, people who stop at the end of the pool to catch their breath or adjust their goggles then set off again right in front of you.

the digger 28-12-2017 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 14013878)
People thinking that because they have children that they should automatically.....

Any ending to this sentence would do it for me.

Owngoal 28-12-2017 01:59 AM

Nuns with no sense of humour

Maidstoned Eagle 28-12-2017 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14014678)
Any ending to this sentence would do it for me.

Maybe you could start a thread?

Hedgehog 28-12-2017 06:51 AM

Being 150+ miles from home and bumping into 2 people from work! This world is just too bloody small.

the digger 28-12-2017 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14014770)
Being 150+ miles from home and bumping into 2 people from work! This world is just too bloody small.

On my first trip to Australia, I went for a swim at Bondi Beach. Imagine my surprise when I returned to my towel to find a colleague from the UK had laid his down less than a metre away.

the digger 28-12-2017 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14014769)
Maybe you could start a thread?

Like this one?

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthrea...0#post14014790

Maidstoned Eagle 28-12-2017 08:58 AM

Nice....:p

jaspercpfc 28-12-2017 09:03 AM

When you get your usual train but because it's the holidays, Southern choose to change the destination stops without any onboard announcements, meaning you get dumped in central London and have to journey back out :lux::lux:

the digger 28-12-2017 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaspercpfc (Post 14014835)
When you get your usual train but because it's the holidays, Southern choose to change the destination stops without any onboard announcements, meaning you get dumped in central London and have to journey back out :lux::lux:

It's probably for the benefit of people with kids.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-12-2017 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaspercpfc (Post 14014835)
When you get your usual train but because it's the holidays, Southern choose to change the destination stops without any onboard announcements, meaning you get dumped in central London and have to journey back out :lux::lux:

I used to use that excuse when I was late too.

PIE "N" MASH 28-12-2017 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owngoal (Post 14014684)
Nuns with no sense of humour

Someones gotta ask,spill the beans:D

PeterH 28-12-2017 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14014997)
I used to use that excuse when I was late too.

:lux:

PeterH 28-12-2017 04:03 PM

Fantasy League again.

More of a WTF.

Having a cracking week and feeling smugish with 70+ points, only to see that some twat has managed to accrue 160+ points - how on earth?

Hedgehog 28-12-2017 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14015396)
Fantasy League again.

More of a WTF.

Having a cracking week and feeling smugish with 70+ points, only to see that some twat has managed to accrue 160+ points - how on earth?

Same here... I got 65 and the leader got 125. Last week he nailed the Everton Monday game with his bonus... I'm convinced he is cheating somehow with a time machine.

strawberry mivi 28-12-2017 08:06 PM

EVERYONE

strawberry mivi 28-12-2017 08:06 PM

AND

strawberry mivi 28-12-2017 08:06 PM

EVERYTHING

PeterH 28-12-2017 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14014789)
On my first trip to Australia, I went for a swim at Bondi Beach. Imagine my surprise when I returned to my towel to find a colleague from the UK had laid his down less than a metre away.

Was it your wife?

PeterH 28-12-2017 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14015606)
Same here... I got 65 and the leader got 125. Last week he nailed the Everton Monday game with his bonus... I'm convinced he is cheating somehow with a time machine.

I naively thought I was doing okay, you know middling okay, I had a proper check and I am barely above those that have obviously given up the ghost in all of the Palace related leagues.

What disillusionment.

Hedgehog 29-12-2017 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14015775)
I naively thought I was doing okay, you know middling okay, I had a proper check and I am barely above those that have obviously given up the ghost in all of the Palace related leagues.

What disillusionment.

My mates wife is ahead of me, and she picks the teams on the colour of their shirts or which teams players has the nicest arses.

She actually won the whole thing the season before last.

She might be on to something.

Hedgehog 29-12-2017 12:21 AM

The way so many web site now have to send you a verification code as part of the log in process.

I appreciate the sentiment to keep my data secure, but it seems to me that most of the security breaches happen at their end not my end.

the digger 29-12-2017 12:53 AM

People who treat their pets as children, thus qualifying them for the "Things people think having children automatically entitles them to" thread.

Stellavista 29-12-2017 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14017013)
People who treat their pets as children

It's a weird thing. If you are the 'mummy' of that four-legged shitting machine, you are a biological miracle.

PeterH 29-12-2017 02:28 AM

Sanchez - mercenary absolute piece of shite.

Hope someone breaks his leg, and he never plays again

the digger 29-12-2017 02:52 AM

People forming an opinion on a sportsman without proper analysis.

the digger 29-12-2017 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14017147)
Sanchez - mercenary absolute piece of shite.

Hope someone breaks his leg, and he never plays again

It's funny how all the "the one thing you can't question with Sanchez is his commitment and work rate (sic)" comments have dried up, isn't it?

the digger 29-12-2017 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14017113)
It's a weird thing. If you are the 'mummy' of that four-legged shitting machine, you are a biological miracle.

I've slept with a few dogs in my time, but...

PeterH 29-12-2017 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14017167)
People forming an opinion on a sportsman without proper analysis.

He is an utter cunit. Do you not think I have seen his lame performances for Chile?

Slimbloke'H' 29-12-2017 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14016899)
The way so many web site now have to send you a verification code as part of the log in process.

I appreciate the sentiment to keep my data secure, but it seems to me that most of the security breaches happen at their end not my end.

It's all about email harvesting, Hedge.

PeterH 29-12-2017 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14017168)
It's funny how all the "the one thing you can't question with Sanchez is his commitment and work rate (sic)" comments have dried up, isn't it?

Aaaaaah. Indeed. Unless there is a transfer window very close. And Man City will reward him for his lack of commuitment. That is why I want to see a career threatening injury. He has been an utter disgrace for four months.

the digger 29-12-2017 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14017171)
He is an utter cunit. Do you not think I have seen his lame performances for Chile?

Cook, not Sanchez. And, not you.

Hedgehog 29-12-2017 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 14017173)
It's all about email harvesting, Hedge.

Is that what it is? Bar Stewards. Same with texting the code I guess... get your mobile number.

Tony Montana 29-12-2017 08:57 AM

PeterH taking the moral high ground on other threads about being a nice person and then wishing someone he has never even had a conversation with a broken leg.

Stay classy.

Worksop Palace 29-12-2017 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14017147)
Sanchez - mercenary absolute piece of shite.

Hope someone breaks his leg, and he never plays again

Wow Pete

Not sure that’s particularly becoming of you

chrisophiex 29-12-2017 11:08 AM

Do mercenaries build football pitches for deprived kids ?

Worksop Palace 29-12-2017 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14017440)
Do mercenaries build football pitches for deprived kids ?

I think our Pete may have taken last nights defeat a little bit harder than the rest of us ...

PeterH 29-12-2017 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Montana (Post 14017242)
PeterH taking the moral high ground on other threads about being a nice person and then wishing someone he has never even had a conversation with a broken leg.

Stay classy.


I liked Sanchez, now I can only feel the worst for him.

He was dreadful for Chile at home against Paraguay on the last day of the transfer window. All about him and a Man City move.

You come and walk in my shoes in Chile. For 5 years almost every single sports news report is sucking his cock - even after he let them down so badly. Think about Man Utd, Rooney, Liverpool, Gerrard etc. Triple that.

A career killing injury and no more talk of the odious little turd will do me just fine.

Just like most Palace fans felt about Cantona, Gerrard, Terry, and a host of other footballing cunits.

Does that meet with your approval?

Why are you on my case so much lately? I think it is to provoke a reaction and to make the BBS more interesting TBH. Otherwise it would just be stalking.

PeterH 29-12-2017 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14017440)
Do mercenaries build football pitches for deprived kids ?

From the change they have down the back of the sofa.

I find it hard to take that the little twat has been shite for 4 months, uninterested, a shadow of the player he was. Three days before the window opens he becomes World Class.

Against Us.

All my students know I am a Palace fan, and it being covered across all Chilean news channels just means I get constant abuse.

They only show Palace on Chilean TV when we play Arsenal (Sanchez) or Man City (Bravo and leaders). Invariably we are well beaten in these games.

It is hard enough for all of us to take jokes from our armchair Man Utd, Chelsea office twats. Imagine it from know-nothing Chilean sports fans who think the likes of Marcelo Rios was the best ever tennis players or switch from Real Madrid to Barcelona shirts on a yearly basis depending on who is winning the Champions League this season.

PeterH 29-12-2017 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14017519)
I think our Pete may have taken last nights defeat a little bit harder than the rest of us ...

With Sanchez scoring twice, yes.

Palace played well second half, and for 5 beautiful minutes after we equalised I thought we were going to destroy them.

Cyneagle 29-12-2017 05:28 PM

Post Xmas beds, furniture, holiday TV commercials.

It's just non stop mental torture.

chrisophiex 29-12-2017 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14018463)

It is hard enough for all of us to take jokes from our armchair Man Utd, Chelsea office twats. Imagine it from know-nothing Chilean sports fans who think the likes of Marcelo Rios was the best ever tennis players or switch from Real Madrid to Barcelona shirts on a yearly basis depending on who is winning the Champions League this season.


Fair enough if you feel like that. I personally take great pleasure in revelling in the fact that I support Palace.

There's nothing anyone can say or do to make me envious of any other club in the world. Whether they are ignorant or experts.

Slimbloke'H' 29-12-2017 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14017204)
Is that what it is? Bar Stewards. Same with texting the code I guess... get your mobile number.

Yep.

Tony Montana 29-12-2017 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14018444)
I liked Sanchez, now I can only feel the worst for him.

He was dreadful for Chile at home against Paraguay on the last day of the transfer window. All about him and a Man City move.

You come and walk in my shoes in Chile. For 5 years almost every single sports news report is sucking his cock - even after he let them down so badly. Think about Man Utd, Rooney, Liverpool, Gerrard etc. Triple that.

A career killing injury and no more talk of the odious little turd will do me just fine.

Just like most Palace fans felt about Cantona, Gerrard, Terry, and a host of other footballing cunits.

Does that meet with your approval?

Why are you on my case so much lately? I think it is to provoke a reaction and to make the BBS more interesting TBH. Otherwise it would just be stalking.

I don't see any justification above? you have in the past called me one of the more unpleasant posters and all I am doing is highlighting the hypocrisy. Don't take my posts personally, it probably feels like I am on your case because it would seem as if you have decided to start posting some rather ludicrous nd outlandish comments.

cantspell 29-12-2017 06:19 PM

Pricks that nick your anorak st the gym when you nip off to the toilet - hope it doesn’t fit you twat

PeterH 29-12-2017 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14018489)
Fair enough if you feel like that. I personally take great pleasure in revelling in the fact that I support Palace.

There's nothing anyone can say or do to make me envious of any other club in the world. Whether they are ignorant or experts.

Indeed. But I am in the job of re-education. I have a very limited number of Palace shirts to give out. One or two a term. And if Sanchez moves to Man City all those hooky Arsenal shirts will be in the back of the closets and there will be Man City shirts everywhere.

Chilean men are mummys boys, and they have to support the team that are winning things or have a high profile Chilean and winning things.

They dont understand that you cant just change allegiances like that.

They are like Asian half and half shirt wearers.


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