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pallet 06-05-2019 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 14751865)
The Arg is back with the GC.

He is a brave man

BERT'S HEAD 06-05-2019 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 14751901)
:confused:

Apologies Al, they're off again :frown:

CP-RJW 06-05-2019 05:00 PM

Signing up to a new gym, and no less than 5 days later the fvcking place got liquidated.

Stellavista 06-05-2019 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14752063)
Signing up to a new gym, and no less than 5 days later the fvcking place got liquidated.

I shouldn't laugh, but ...:supergrin:

Joe85 06-05-2019 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14752063)
Signing up to a new gym, and no less than 5 days later the fvcking place got liquidated.



Oh wow, what a ****.

little al 07-05-2019 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 14752001)
Apologies Al, they're off again :frown:

Who are they?

Golf Boy 07-05-2019 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14752063)
Signing up to a new gym, and no less than 5 days later the fvcking place got liquidated.

That’s happened to me twice.

PIE "N" MASH 07-05-2019 08:28 AM

Working on sites in and around London.I need a career change:(:(

Joe85 07-05-2019 08:33 AM

Putting on 2lbs.

Wolfnipplechips 07-05-2019 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14752635)
Putting on 2lbs.

Meh. A good shit ought to sort that out.:)

Reps AJ 07-05-2019 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14752635)
Putting on 2lbs.

Come back when its 2st :D

Stellavista 07-05-2019 10:40 PM

That Studio Pelaton ad makes me want to destroy the tv.

Jim's Cannon 07-05-2019 10:48 PM

Steve McManaman

Joe85 07-05-2019 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim's Cannon (Post 14753495)
Steve McManaman



Yeh it’s bad enough hearing him talk about a team he supports. Imagine any other club.

Wanker.

Son of Selhurst 07-05-2019 11:12 PM

Seeing Morph for the first time in ages just to find out it's a Tesco advert. Their marketing department has no soul at all. Disgusting

cappuccinoeagle 07-05-2019 11:24 PM

Shearer - on MOTD he is boring, when he commentates he’s loud and boring.

art malice 07-05-2019 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14753607)
Shearer - on MOTD he is boring, when he commentates he’s loud and boring.

I was listening and was pleasantly surprised by him.

chrisophiex 07-05-2019 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14753611)
I was listening and was pleasantly surprised by him.


Was he tickling you with a feather at the time ?

chateauferret 08-05-2019 12:22 AM

Great European Nights at A*****d.

art malice 08-05-2019 12:32 AM

Fvcking Electric Dreams ad.

Ardent Eagle Forever 08-05-2019 07:46 AM

People on public transport who very obviously have a cold sniffling and snuffling but don't have the wit about them to blow their noses so that they can breathe.

Are they too tight to buy tissues?

Isle of Wight 08-05-2019 06:16 PM

That since Hunter have moved their Wellington manufacture over to china they are crap and only last a couple of months before falling apart.

Stellavista 08-05-2019 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14754246)
That since Hunter have moved their Wellington manufacture over to china they are crap and only last a couple of months before falling apart.

They were always a rip-off.

Hedgehog 08-05-2019 08:40 PM

I don't know if you have this sort of thing in The UK, but I have satellite radio in my car, and you can get different stations that are dedicated to playing just the 50's, 60's, 70's etc., etc..

I find myself listening a lot to the 60's and 70's stations, but what is really annoying is they wheel out these DJ's from that era to interject their wit and wisdom periodically between songs.

Now the fact that a guy who was 30 in the 60's or 70's would now be in his (or her) 70's or even 80's makes them terrible at what they do, if in fact they were ever any good. All the little anecdotes and very bad attempts at humor are cringe-worthy. Totally ruin the listening pleasure.

I suspect it would be like listen to Tony Blackburn or David Hamilton still in The UK.

Archiebald Leitch 08-05-2019 08:47 PM

David Hamilton is still on the radio doing just what you Described. Very annoying.

SgtStryker 08-05-2019 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14754343)
I don't know if you have this sort of thing in The UK, but I have satellite radio in my car, and you can get different stations that are dedicated to playing just the 50's, 60's, 70's etc., etc..

I find myself listening a lot to the 60's and 70's stations, but what is really annoying is they wheel out these DJ's from that era to interject their wit and wisdom periodically between songs.

Now the fact that a guy who was 30 in the 60's or 70's would now be in his (or her) 70's or even 80's makes them terrible at what they do, if in fact they were ever any good. All the little anecdotes and very bad attempts at humor are cringe-worthy. Totally ruin the listening pleasure.

I suspect it would be like listen to Tony Blackburn or David Hamilton still in The UK.

We have Magic radio which does much the same thing, albeit a bit more recent. We had Kids From America Kim Wilde and Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley as presenters who must have had written into their contracts that their songs are played at least once an hour, regardless of whether it was their show or not, fecking torture. Now we have Ronan Keating in the mornings so it’s wall to wall Westlife.

thefox 08-05-2019 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14754343)
I don't know if you have this sort of thing in The UK, but I have satellite radio in my car, and you can get different stations that are dedicated to playing just the 50's, 60's, 70's etc., etc..

I find myself listening a lot to the 60's and 70's stations, but what is really annoying is they wheel out these DJ's from that era to interject their wit and wisdom periodically between songs.

Now the fact that a guy who was 30 in the 60's or 70's would now be in his (or her) 70's or even 80's makes them terrible at what they do, if in fact they were ever any good. All the little anecdotes and very bad attempts at humor are cringe-worthy. Totally ruin the listening pleasure.

From prison ?

thefox 08-05-2019 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SgtStryker (Post 14754381)
We have Magic radio which does much the same thing, albeit a bit more recent. We had Kids From America Kim Wilde and Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley as presenters who must have had written into their contracts that their songs are played at least once an hour, regardless of whether it was their show or not, fecking torture. Now we have Ronan Keating in the mornings so it’s wall to wall Westlife.

Has he got dementia ?

Stellavista 08-05-2019 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14754343)
I don't know if you have this sort of thing in The UK, but I have satellite radio in my car, and you can get different stations that are dedicated to playing just the 50's, 60's, 70's etc., etc..

I find myself listening a lot to the 60's and 70's stations, but what is really annoying is they wheel out these DJ's from that era to interject their wit and wisdom periodically between songs.

Now the fact that a guy who was 30 in the 60's or 70's would now be in his (or her) 70's or even 80's makes them terrible at what they do, if in fact they were ever any good. All the little anecdotes and very bad attempts at humor are cringe-worthy. Totally ruin the listening pleasure.

I suspect it would be like listen to Tony Blackburn or David Hamilton still in The UK.

When we're at home in Austria we have similar stations, but no presenters. Just wall to wall music from your chosen era/genre. Bliss.

Dorking .Eagle 08-05-2019 09:37 PM

The official club website advertising Christmas parties already!

Oldtown Eagle 08-05-2019 10:21 PM

Since joining the National Trust, not being able to visit the Olde Shoppe without the Mrs buying something.

Hedgehog 08-05-2019 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14754399)
When we're at home in Austria we have similar stations, but no presenters. Just wall to wall music from your chosen era/genre. Bliss.

In fairness, most of the time it's like that here. It's just either at night or at the weekend they roll these old guys out.

cappuccinoeagle 09-05-2019 12:02 AM

Chris Sutton

Maidstoned Eagle 09-05-2019 09:50 AM

Controlfreaks who complain.about how they have to do everything

the digger 09-05-2019 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14754829)
Controlfreaks who complain.about how they have to do everything

But if I don't, it's not done properly.

Isle of Wight 09-05-2019 11:52 PM

Karen Carney (sp) I hate her voice, it’s like chalk on a blackboard.

chav_hater 10-05-2019 11:09 PM

The legal “profession”. Absolute jobs for the boys.

Wankers.

thefox 11-05-2019 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14754829)
Controlfreaks who complain.about how they have to do everything

When did you meet my ex ?

bubbs11 11-05-2019 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14754829)
Controlfreaks who complain.about how they have to do everything

Women you mean?

Maidstoned Eagle 11-05-2019 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14756851)
When did you meet my ex ?

About 9 years ago apparently.

Sharkba1t 11-05-2019 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14753463)
That Studio Pelaton ad makes me want to destroy the tv.

Yes, totally agree.

old traf 11-05-2019 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 14740585)
Have you tried the new paper straws?

My son had a milkshake from there recently and the paper straw had started to disintegrate and had closed up before he’d drunk half. Our solution was to get a second straw for the second half.

We don’t want a return to plastic straws, but customers are correct to feedback to Macs that their new straw isn’t as great as they’re claiming.

My God, my heart bleeds for you and your son, had to use TWO paper straws, what probably made it worse for you is i expect you didn't grab two when you paid and had to go ALL the way back to the counter for another.

old traf 11-05-2019 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 14751656)
Passengers on busy aircraft who insist on standing in the aisle to stow their bags in the overhead locker, whilst a line builds up behind them

Have you ever tried to stow your bag while sitting down, or even standing UNDER the overheads, pretty tricky i would guess.

Yoda 11-05-2019 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by old traf (Post 14756906)
My God, my heart bleeds for you and your son, had to use TWO paper straws, what probably made it worse for you is i expect you didn't grab two when you paid and had to go ALL the way back to the counter for another.

Jog on mate.

This is a thread sharing thousands of slightly annoying things that happen in life....the key word being ‘annoying’, no one is saying these things are earth shattering or devastating.

My post was agreeing with another person that it’s annoying that McDonald’s is advertising how great their new straw is, when in our experience it’s actually not.

And no, we didn’t grab two straws initially, as we’ve never needed to be wasteful before. Which is ironic because McDs were meant to be helping the environment with their wonderful new straw.

:rolleyes:

old traf 11-05-2019 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 14756939)
Jog on mate.

This is a thread sharing thousands of slightly annoying things that happen in life....the key word being ‘annoying’, no one is saying these things are earth shattering or devastating.

My post was agreeing with another person that it’s annoying that McDonald’s is advertising how great their new straw is, when in our experience it’s actually not.

And no, we didn’t grab two straws initially, as we’ve never needed to be wasteful before. Which is ironic because McDs were meant to be helping the environment with their wonderful new straw.

:rolleyes:

Even so, two paper straws are more environment friendly than one plastic, and the walk back for the second straw helps to keep you fit

danpalace07 11-05-2019 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 14756765)
The legal “profession”. Absolute jobs for the boys.

Wankers.

Most of them seem to be very annoying on twitter as well (e.g. Jolyon Windmill)

Brett 11-05-2019 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14753691)
Fvcking Electric Dreams ad.

A song about a film about science fiction performed acoustically in front of iphone-wielding hipster ***** sporting Victorian beards. They all need stabbing to death with the cider apples they are marketing.

Worksop Palace 11-05-2019 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by old traf (Post 14756933)
Have you ever tried to stow your bag while sitting down, or even standing UNDER the overheads, pretty tricky i would guess.

:D

Fatboy 11-05-2019 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by old traf (Post 14756943)
Even so, two paper straws are more environment friendly than one plastic, and the walk back for the second straw helps to keep you fit

If you are eating in McDonald's - the LAST thing you are thinking about is keeping fit :D

cappuccinoeagle 11-05-2019 06:07 PM

Salford gaining promotion

hatter8142 11-05-2019 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14757383)
Salford gaining promotion

Wankers

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 11-05-2019 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by hatter8142 (Post 14757384)
Wankers


The big fish small pond 'luck' will run out next or the subsequent season. We'll see how munificent that are when £15m is needed to move the team forward.

pallet 11-05-2019 07:15 PM

The legal profession and legal system.

elliott 11-05-2019 07:20 PM

TFL rejecting my appeal for a PCN for not paying congestion charge, despite me providing evidence that their payment website was down on the day, and that I'd attempted to spend 30 minutes on the phone before giving up because it was going to take much longer than that.

Crooks.

old traf 12-05-2019 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 14757208)
If you are eating in McDonald's - the LAST thing you are thinking about is keeping fit :D

Yes, very true

old traf 12-05-2019 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14643831)
Horse charity calling me, asking if I would sing at an upcoming fundraising event.....and then getting huffy because I have asked for a minimal fee.

"But(insert name of local singer here) always does it for free"

"then get him in to do it"

"He says he's unavailable"

"I bet he is"

You should have told them "i am free when i am unavailable"

Yoda 12-05-2019 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by old traf (Post 14756943)
Even so, two paper straws are more environment friendly than one plastic, and the walk back for the second straw helps to keep you fit

The ‘annoying’ part was McDonalds boosting about their fabulous new straw, when it’s not.

It’s the false representation and unwarranted self congratulation by them in their publicity that’s the problem.

Maidstoned Eagle 12-05-2019 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by old traf (Post 14757858)
You should have told them "i am free when i am unavailable"

Hence my comment of "I bet he is".

davech 12-05-2019 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14753463)
That Studio Pelaton ad makes me want to destroy the tv.

But look on the bright side - it keeps a few more tossers off the roads

Coastal Palace 12-05-2019 12:07 PM

T.V ads in general.
What happened to the ad makers? I can remember in the 70's/80's looking forward to some ads as they were genuinely funny.
The worst culprit must be Nationwide - the 2 girls singing unfunny ditties, the old girls forcing themselves to laugh but worst of all, the girl in the photo booth with her gay mate.
'So I can share sunrises with you'.
Embarrassing.

Stellavista 12-05-2019 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Coastal Palace (Post 14757995)
T.V ads in general.
What happened to the ad makers? I can remember in the 70's/80's looking forward to some ads as they were genuinely funny.
The worst culprit must be Nationwide - the 2 girls singing unfunny ditties, the old girls forcing themselves to laugh but worst of all, the girl in the photo booth with her gay mate.
'So I can share sunrises with you'.
Embarrassing.

I was thinking the same thing recently. It's all been nailed down by focus group analysis and algorithms. I am absolutely certain now that they build in annoyance, because it causes the watcher to remember it and is a lot cheaper than being creative.

cappuccinoeagle 12-05-2019 10:41 PM

Things that annoy you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coastal Palace (Post 14757995)
T.V ads in general.

What happened to the ad makers? I can remember in the 70's/80's looking forward to some ads as they were genuinely funny.

The worst culprit must be Nationwide - the 2 girls singing unfunny ditties, the old girls forcing themselves to laugh but worst of all, the girl in the photo booth with her gay mate.

'So I can share sunrises with you'.

Embarrassing.


What about that Captain Obvious - a very annoying, and painfully unfunny c unit sounds American , should be deported.
Martin Freeman, nice guy, fine actor, but no more Vodaphone ads, please.
Meerkats, feck off!

cappuccinoeagle 13-05-2019 01:48 AM

EastEnders winning a BAFTA

chateauferret 13-05-2019 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14759708)
EastEnders winning a BAFTA

Was that awarded by Gary Lineker as well then? Bit of a pattern emerging here.

mte103 14-05-2019 07:58 AM

Men who have to lean on the wall with their arm/body/face to support themselves at urinals. What is that about?

Penstone Eagle 14-05-2019 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by mte103 (Post 14760228)
Men who have to lean on the wall with their arm/body/face to support themselves at urinals. What is that about?

Alcohol?

Timbo 14-05-2019 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by old traf (Post 14756933)
Have you ever tried to stow your bag while sitting down, or even standing UNDER the overheads, pretty tricky i would guess.

No, and I am not recommending that you try, but of course one could always wait for a lull in the boarding, or of course until some selfish stowing git with a seat closer to the entrance gets on

Richard 14-05-2019 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14758061)
I was thinking the same thing recently. It's all been nailed down by focus group analysis and algorithms. I am absolutely certain now that they build in annoyance, because it causes the watcher to remember it and is a lot cheaper than being creative.

Or that your annoyance threshold has decreased, with your advancing years ?

Maidstoned Eagle 14-05-2019 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard (Post 14760347)
Or that your annoyance threshold has decreased, with your advancing years ?

I have become increasingly **** intolerant since hitting my 50's.

Tony Montana 14-05-2019 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14759397)
What about that Captain Obvious - a very annoying, and painfully unfunny c unit sounds American , should be deported.
Martin Freeman, nice guy, fine actor, but no more Vodaphone ads, please.
Meerkats, feck off!

The award is surely won by Experian for the "data self" ads, especially the one on the naturist campsite. if ever there was a face that needed a good hiding....

Oh, and the Andrex one, clean as a baked bean on a surfboard? if that was my kid, i'd stick them in care.

JJ 14-05-2019 10:51 AM

It annoyed me yesterday, when in a conference call with some senior management on the mobile while driving (hands-free obviously), when the traffic lights ahead changed, which stopped me turning right. It annoyed me even more when I yelled "******** HELL!!" at said lights, only to remember that I hadn't turned muted my phone. :o

Brett 16-05-2019 03:00 PM

Don't want to be that old bugger who shouts at clouds and younger people, but the response I got to an advert for apprentices to earn 19k PA and earn an NVQ was annoying to say the least. At the end of the the two years there was a good chance it'd be converted to a £27k permanent post. £27k at 18??? But the response was generally, "nah, I've got propa dreams bruv".

strawberry mivi 16-05-2019 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by mte103 (Post 14760228)
Men who have to lean on the wall with their arm/body/face to support themselves at urinals. What is that about?

The Officers Mess at Akrotiri has cushioned padding at head height above the urinals for when you are feeling a little 'tired and emotional'.

Maidstoned Eagle 16-05-2019 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett (Post 14763221)
Don't want to be that old bugger who shouts at clouds and younger people, but the response I got to an advert for apprentices to earn 19k PA and earn an NVQ was annoying to say the least. At the end of the the two years there was a good chance it'd be converted to a £27k permanent post. £27k at 18??? But the response was generally, "nah, I've got propa dreams bruv".

Apprentice what?

Riley 16-05-2019 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14763271)
Apprentice what?


Sorcerer. Mickey-takers need not apply.

Brett 16-05-2019 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14763271)
Apprentice what?

Pen-pushing council scum.

Ardent Eagle Forever 16-05-2019 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strawberry mivi (Post 14763234)
The Officers Mess at Akrotiri has cushioned padding at head height above the urinals for when you are feeling a little 'tired and emotional'.

Iirc so does the sergeants mess at akrotiri.

Oldtown Eagle 16-05-2019 05:41 PM

Running out of ink half way through printing urgent documents.

Maidstoned Eagle 16-05-2019 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett (Post 14763301)
Pen-pushing council scum.

You need an apprenticeship for that?

Hedgehog 16-05-2019 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14763393)
Running out of ink half way through printing urgent documents.

If you had done a pen-pushing apprenticeship, you would not have allowed that to happen...

Brett 16-05-2019 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14763418)
You need an apprenticeship for that?

No idea. Just saw it and thought that was decent bunce for people with no qualifications; surprised at the lack of response when all I hear is there is nothing for young British people and all the good jobs are being taken by forrins.

Maidstoned Eagle 17-05-2019 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett (Post 14763485)
No idea. Just saw it and thought that was decent bunce for people with no qualifications; surprised at the lack of response when all I hear is there is nothing for young British people and all the good jobs are being taken by forrins.

Tis true.

ChiswickEagle 17-05-2019 10:37 PM

Blooming updates from the Captain an hour into a two hour flight. Completely unneccesary. I'm trying to bloody sleep!

RazorsEdge 17-05-2019 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 14764542)
Blooming updates from the Captain an hour into a two hour flight. Completely unneccesary. I'm trying to bloody sleep!

A cunning plan from the Crew to make the walking freight buy some overpriced brew.....I bet you bought a can of coke to knock you back to sleep :)

KYLIE MINEAGLE 18-05-2019 01:12 AM

They give it away in first dontcha know

GorBlimey 18-05-2019 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 14764542)
Blooming updates from the Captain an hour into a two hour flight. Completely unneccesary. I'm trying to bloody sleep!


People who feel the need to sleep during a two hour flight.


Just drink like the rest of us.

Selhurst Celtic 18-05-2019 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 14764735)
They give it away in first dontcha know

It's ChiswickEagle. It's probably his private Learjet.

CT_Palace 18-05-2019 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 14764542)
Blooming updates from the Captain an hour into a two hour flight. Completely unneccesary. I'm trying to bloody sleep!

Are you one of those ***** who recline the seat on already knee-crunching short-haul flights?

strawberry mivi 18-05-2019 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 14764794)
Are you one of those ***** who recline the seat on already knee-crunching short-haul flights?

No such luxuries on Ryanair.

old traf 18-05-2019 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coastal Palace (Post 14757995)
T.V ads in general.
What happened to the ad makers? I can remember in the 70's/80's looking forward to some ads as they were genuinely funny.
The worst culprit must be Nationwide - the 2 girls singing unfunny ditties, the old girls forcing themselves to laugh but worst of all, the girl in the photo booth with her gay mate.
'So I can share sunrises with you'.
Embarrassing.

Dead right about the adds, but the best bank to deal with and use that i ever had, and i have had a few.

old traf 18-05-2019 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 14760243)
No, and I am not recommending that you try, but of course one could always wait for a lull in the boarding, or of course until some selfish stowing git with a seat closer to the entrance gets on

Where exactly do you wait for a lull in boarding if you haven't stowed your bag, or do you mean just take your seat and leave your bag in the isle?

cappuccinoeagle 18-05-2019 12:30 PM

The Clowns reaching the playoff final.

Am Phibian 18-05-2019 12:32 PM

People who go back on their word. Duplicitous sods

wedgetail 18-05-2019 03:21 PM

Scum who put their feet on train seats

Reg_Maudling 18-05-2019 03:23 PM

the 95 % of all drivers who turn into a road by cutting across the wrong side of the road they are turning into even when cars are coming that way

Coastal Palace 18-05-2019 03:25 PM

Worse than that, wankers who sit next to the window and put their bag on the seat next to them.
I always get them to move their bag so I can sit there regardless of any other empty seats.
C*nts.

NRM the 2nd 18-05-2019 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 14764746)
People who feel the need to sleep during a two hour flight.


Just drink like the rest of us.

Yep airport and plane heroes who have to sleep across the seats like they are Tom hanks and have been there for months.

I'm at an airport I'm so sleep deprived. Wank+rs

cappuccinoeagle 18-05-2019 06:24 PM

Cockney Mockney chav wankers who sell moody perfume etc outside empty shop fronts to gormless members of the public.

Isle of Wight 18-05-2019 07:33 PM

The empty seats behind the dug outs in an FA Cup final at Wembley. True fans would kill for those seats and they make it look as though no one cares. Are they the “sponsors” seats ? If they are can we get some decent ones that will turn up ��

cappuccinoeagle 19-05-2019 09:32 PM

Carl Benjamin - when is this odious individual gonna end up in court?


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