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danpalace07 27-02-2016 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12840619)
Being really nervous before the game today when we should be safe by now. Ditto Tuesday.

this, haven't been this nervy for a match for a while. 2/3 wins and I'll relax

Breaking rocks 27-02-2016 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12840668)
this, haven't been this nervy for a match for a while. 2/3 wins and I'll relax

Starting today fingers crossed.

HOL_Beagle 27-02-2016 06:12 PM

And staying on the football theme...Palace strikers who are persistently caught offside.

catty 27-02-2016 07:41 PM

People who are late so often they don't give a shite if they are late.

CT_Palace 27-02-2016 07:57 PM

getting turned over by West Brom. West Brom FFS!!!!!

SeanPalace84 27-02-2016 08:54 PM

Football

Far East Eagle 27-02-2016 09:52 PM

football managers with surnames beginning "P"

Vendy 27-02-2016 11:08 PM

GPD on a day like this. It should be closed for new posts for 24 hours while everyone calms the **** down.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 28-02-2016 12:55 AM

Jim Watt

Payroll Legend 28-02-2016 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12843527)
Jim Watt

Just checking you meant that literally on the boxing thread. You did:D

For Paranoias 28-02-2016 12:06 PM

POTD

mroakley9 28-02-2016 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 12843032)
football managers with surnames beginning "P"

Yeah that Popovic fellow is a real ****wit

SE5eagle 28-02-2016 12:20 PM

Someone needing to be literally stabbed in the box before Palace get another penalty.

Icy 28-02-2016 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12839991)
Subway calling their workers 'Sandwich Artists'. They're not ******* artists, they get paid to put meatballs onto my ******* sandwich and they can barely even do that properly.

The ******* "double cheese" upsellling attempts they do really ******* annoy me. A fiver works well, stop trying to trick me into paying 50p extra for a couple of ******* cheese slices.

in-exile 28-02-2016 02:29 PM

Badgers.... stripey ****ers make up your mind what colour you want to be and get out of the ******* road!

Chocky 28-02-2016 03:38 PM

Ignorant ex pats who refuse to integrate and don't even know it's Andalucia weekend where bars chuck out free food and cheap beer (always cheap beer anyway mind) and put up bunting and balloons and party with the music of the place. "Oh no f*ck all that dego shit I'm staying in my English bar, forever".

You live here you f*cking bastards. Have to say many of us do join in and are welcomed but those that don't are probably the same thick tossers that left the UK "because of too many immigrants". Well you are the 'black bastards' now. F*ck off back to England.

Breaking rocks 28-02-2016 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12844494)
Ignorant ex pats who refuse to integrate and don't even know it's Andalucia weekend where bars chuck out free food and cheap beer (always cheap beer anyway mind) and put up bunting and balloons and party with the music of the place. "Oh no f*ck all that dego shit".

You live here you f*cking bastards. Have to say many of us do join in and are welcomed but those that don't are probably the same thick tossers that left the UK "because of too many immigrants". Well you are the black bastards now. F*ck off back to England.

Very true and no doubt were the first to criticise immigrants not intergrating in England.

Biggineagle 28-02-2016 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12844502)
Very true and no doubt were the first to criticise immigrants not intergrating in England.

integrating.

Wolfnipplechips 28-02-2016 03:58 PM

Idiots that can't spell or punctuate properly correcting their political opponents on here.

Doh.

Chris K 28-02-2016 04:09 PM

Everything is annoying me today

Cityside 28-02-2016 06:33 PM

Politicians

Arron 28-02-2016 06:35 PM

Old women.

cappuccinoeagle 28-02-2016 08:10 PM

Robbie Savage

art malice 29-02-2016 11:32 AM

The illiterate missives from my son's teacher.

Yoda 29-02-2016 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12845704)
The illiterate missives from my son's teacher.

You could send it back with corrections in red ink and a C grade.

Reps AJ 29-02-2016 06:00 PM

Having a cold

elgin eagle 29-02-2016 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 12846443)
Having a cold

Know what you mean. Felt freezing all day.

Breaking rocks 29-02-2016 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12846448)
Know what you mean. Felt freezing all day.

Probably going cold turkey from the varnish fumes :)

elgin eagle 29-02-2016 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12846450)
Probably going cold turkey from the varnish fumes :)

Still going strong with that nonsense sadly, done 2 coats of the decking and just sealing the underneath with some more. Have to do some each day before the brush dries up :)

cappuccinoeagle 29-02-2016 07:55 PM

Rufus Hound

sherrifbart 29-02-2016 08:47 PM

Miranda Hart,about as much fun as cystitis.

elgin eagle 29-02-2016 09:50 PM

Painting screw heads a wood-like colour

http://i.imgur.com/hDrweba.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/HR0tNfr.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/a2Ui9RI.jpg?1

Note to brain: Buy the right bloody colour next time.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 01-03-2016 06:02 AM

Are you trying to create your own mini Terracotta warriors display?

elgin eagle 01-03-2016 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 12847171)
Are you trying to create your own mini Terracotta warriors display?

:)

The paint probably won't stay on them anyway, but the 'antique' coloured version of those screws cost an arm and a leg, believe it or not. So I'm hoping this 5 pound alternative works. Poking 600 screws through cardboard took a while, so qualified for the category.

Neckinger Eagle 01-03-2016 09:50 AM

People who say "truth be told".

Oh, and while we are at it, people who 'seize the day', Carpe Diem and all that cobblers. I miss the days when all the working class needed from Latin was Status Quo.

BERT'S HEAD 01-03-2016 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 12847310)
People who say "truth be told".

Oh, and while we are at it, people who 'seize the day', Carpe Diem and all that cobblers. I miss the days when all the working class needed from Latin was Status Quo.

Or people when you're queuing at the bar "Veni Vidi Vici" - jeez.

Gilbo 02-03-2016 08:56 PM

Some annoying bloke on an ad they've got running on the radio: "It's a story of how one thing led to another!"

That's what a story is, you prick.

in-exile 02-03-2016 09:01 PM

Anyone who says "even a broken clock is right twice a day"

Yoda 02-03-2016 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12847223)
:)

The paint probably won't stay on them anyway, but the 'antique' coloured version of those screws cost an arm and a leg, believe it or not. So I'm hoping this 5 pound alternative works. Poking 600 screws through cardboard took a while, so qualified for the category.

I was just thinking, won't the screwdriver scrape the paint off again?

I hope not, because you deserve success for all your effort and ingenuity. And I'm sure you tested the theory on one, before you went ahead with the effort of doing all 600...you did, didn't you Elgin?

drunkymunky 02-03-2016 09:20 PM

Gastropubs, having to eat a burger off driftwood instead of a plate because a twat with a beard thinks it's cool.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 02-03-2016 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12852345)
Anyone who says "even a broken clock is right twice a day"


I very nearly punched a diminutive, and female, colleague who steadfastly refused to stop saying, "Today's Wednesday - all day" - and for Wednesday read any c*cking day of the ars*ng week.

New LP 02-03-2016 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drunkymunky (Post 12852384)
Gastropubs, having to eat a burger off driftwood instead of a plate because a twat with a beard thinks it's cool.

That's why god gave us Wetherspoons

little al 02-03-2016 10:56 PM

I have a real hatred for TV shows that have a dartboard on the set that is not set at the correct height, i.e on the Big Bang Theory.

Chocky 02-03-2016 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12852345)
Anyone who says "even a broken clock is right twice a day"

It was acceptable in Withnail & I when it was "a f*cked clock".

mroakley9 03-03-2016 12:30 PM

Finishing the end of a TV season and having to wait months for the next season

art malice 03-03-2016 01:47 PM

The pathetic little squirting nozzle they give you with a tube of Anusol

elgin eagle 03-03-2016 02:05 PM

people who promise an AM delivery.

xmasape 03-03-2016 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12853386)
The pathetic little squirting nozzle they give you with a tube of Anusol

They don't want to be too presumptive.

SeanPalace84 03-03-2016 02:13 PM

Films that don't have a proper ending

Fatboy 03-03-2016 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 12853435)
Films that don't have a proper ending

I'll add to that with films where you can see 30 minutes BEFORE the end its not going to have a proper ending because someone mentioned to the director the word "Franchise'

little al 03-03-2016 02:31 PM

Films that are shit in the first 15 mins but you have to keep watching in case they get better. They don't.

WorthingEagle 03-03-2016 02:32 PM

Trailers that give away the entire plot of the movie, including twists.

little al 03-03-2016 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WorthingEagle (Post 12853464)
Trailers that give away the entire plot of the movie, including twists.

Or trailers for a comedy film that contain ALL the funny bits in 30 seconds.

mroakley9 03-03-2016 02:35 PM

Films

Hedgehog 03-03-2016 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12853471)
Or trailers for a comedy film that contain ALL the funny bits in 30 seconds.

That was what happened with Four Lions... rented it on the strength of the trailer a month or two back. The trailer was funnier than the film.

dean000 03-03-2016 02:48 PM

Politics.

art malice 03-03-2016 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmasape (Post 12853427)
They don't want to be too presumptive.

They should provide a free caulking gun

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 03-03-2016 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WorthingEagle (Post 12853464)
Trailers that give away the entire plot of the movie, including twists.

Very much so. I now deploy an active filter against films that have very descriptive trailers.

Just use the "Move review ..." thread on here instead.

postman plod 03-03-2016 10:20 PM

Twats that put fliers under my windscreen.

Vendy 04-03-2016 09:47 AM

Headrests, or rather people who extend the rear ones to the very limit. I assume this to show off that their Fiesta Ghia has rear headrests. The most bizarre behaviour. I used to assume it was 50-60 year olds who did it as it used to be a luxury but seen teenagers as well

PhuketEagle 04-03-2016 11:38 AM

postman plod - "Twats that put fliers under my windscreen."
Quite clever I'd have thought - so they break into your car to leave flyers? Just get some windscreen wipers & do yourself a favour

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-03-2016 12:22 PM

Shit like this.....http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...ester-35708399

KYLIE MINEAGLE 04-03-2016 12:26 PM

Over age blokes in baceball caps and cars I have never heard of.














Apparantly

Maidstoned Eagle 04-03-2016 12:36 PM

People that can't spell "apparently" correctly.

Maz 04-03-2016 12:37 PM

Or baseball?

Maidstoned Eagle 04-03-2016 12:37 PM

Is that the American word for rounders?

Hector 04-03-2016 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12840668)
this, haven't been this nervy for a match for a while. 2/3 wins and I'll relax

2/3 wins.....you may want to try meditation as it could be sometime.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 04-03-2016 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12854860)
Or baseball?

Please refer to the thread on time to give it up or what ever, First post should do it , not the apparently , apparently:D

Maz 04-03-2016 01:20 PM

Lol. No I apologise for correcting you, it was petty!

danpalace07 04-03-2016 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hector (Post 12854934)
2/3 wins.....you may want to try meditation as it could be sometime.

at this point I'm considering taking it up

postman plod 04-03-2016 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 12854756)
postman plod - "Twats that put fliers under my windscreen."
Quite clever I'd have thought - so they break into your car to leave flyers? Just get some windscreen wipers & do yourself a favour

Oops, meant windscreen wipers.
Although saying that, the buggers are pretty industrious around these parts :D

mroakley9 05-03-2016 03:15 PM

Shit banter between football commentators

Maz 05-03-2016 03:41 PM

People who use this - :D - at the end of their posts in the desperate hope that somehow it will make what they have written funny.

eaglejez 05-03-2016 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12856419)
People who use this - :D - at the end of their posts in the desperate hope that somehow it will make what they have written funny.

:D

Maz 05-03-2016 03:45 PM

Ah, on its own it's a fine way of saying someone has tickled you.

CK 05-03-2016 03:54 PM

QUOTE=Maz;12856425]Ah, on its own it's a fine way of saying someone has tickled you.[/QUOTE]

:eek:

Worksop Palace 05-03-2016 04:10 PM

Matt Le Tissier

What a twat

iwozjacko 05-03-2016 04:58 PM

The 'Clean for the Queen' thread. God bless Her Magesty!

Little Fozzie 05-03-2016 05:02 PM

The betting culture in this country.

'Tap Tap Boom'.

**** off

nickmurphy30 05-03-2016 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12856445)
Matt Le Tissier

What a twat

Met him a couple of times and he was alright, good company. He once said "Hi Nick" as he passed me when I was at St Mary's with some friends who are Southampton fans. The look on their faces was priceless. They were literally speechless that their hero (who they were too shy to go up and talk to) knew who I was. So I will always have a soft spot for him for giving me a fleeting moment of looking cool.

Nork1 05-03-2016 05:43 PM

Raheem Sterling's ridiculous Mungo Jerry look.

Ardent Eagle Forever 05-03-2016 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12856667)
Raheem Sterling's ridiculous Mungo Jerry look.

Oi I'll have you know that Mungo Jerry is a great bloke. Saw him in concert last summer. Came on at 1 in the morning and rocked till 3.:p:lux: At the Jazz Festival in Bansko, Bulgaria. Great night.


Bet you Raheem doesn't have that stamina:p

I just have to add this:afro::afro::afro:

Chocky 05-03-2016 07:46 PM

Again. A select women in Spain, in one of my local bars, every time I see them, going on and on and on, from last November til now, about a 3 day hen do in Magaluf, Mallorca in June. Going on about what they're going to wear their nails their hair for the duration on and on. YOU LIVE ON THE COSTA DEL SOL YOU CAN DO ALL THAT TOMORROW IN TORREMOLIMOS YOU STUPID F*CKING SAD BASTARD SLUT FACED C*NTS.

chrisophiex 05-03-2016 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12856419)
People who use this - :D - at the end of their posts in the desperate hope that somehow it will make what they have written funny.

This one annoys me more :lux:

WLYWLYAWYPWF 05-03-2016 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12856980)
Again. A select women in Spain, in one of my local bars, every time I see them, going on and on and on, from last November til now, about a 3 day hen do in Magaluf, Mallorca in June. Going on about what they're going to wear their nails their hair for the duration on and on. YOU LIVE ON THE COSTA DEL SOL YOU CAN DO ALL THAT TOMORROW IN TORREMOLIMOS YOU STUPID F*CKING SAD BASTARD SLUT FACED C*NTS.

:D

elgin eagle 05-03-2016 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12856980)
Again. A select women in Spain, in one of my local bars, every time I see them, going on and on and on, from last November til now, about a 3 day hen do in Magaluf, Mallorca in June. Going on about what they're going to wear their nails their hair for the duration on and on. YOU LIVE ON THE COSTA DEL SOL YOU CAN DO ALL THAT TOMORROW IN TORREMOLIMOS YOU STUPID F*CKING SAD BASTARD SLUT FACED C*NTS.

:lux:

Worksop Palace 05-03-2016 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickmurphy30 (Post 12856533)
Met him a couple of times and he was alright, good company. He once said "Hi Nick" as he passed me when I was at St Mary's with some friends who are Southampton fans. The look on their faces was priceless. They were literally speechless that their hero (who they were too shy to go up and talk to) knew who I was. So I will always have a soft spot for him for giving me a fleeting moment of looking cool.

Fair play

Twat was a tad harsh maybe. He just grates on me that's all.

big bad John 05-03-2016 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ardent Eagle Forever (Post 12856960)
Oi I'll have you know that Mungo Jerry is a great bloke. Saw him in concert last summer.

Does he ever play in the winter time?

ElwissAtMemphis 06-03-2016 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 12857285)
Does he ever play in the winter time?

The fact that he's currently appearing in Bulgarian jazz festivals in the early hours suggests that he'll literally play anytime/anywhere.

danpalace07 06-03-2016 01:40 AM

Lineker. MOTD is barely watchable with his mob winning every ******* week these days

CT_Palace 06-03-2016 06:33 AM

Is it just me or has one of the recent updates of iOS turned the auto-correct function even more annoyingly random than it was before?

Isle of Wight 06-03-2016 08:24 AM

iOS trying to get me to upgrade to the latest version EVERY ******* DAY. I cant turn it off or decline, its a new Big Apple thing. I don't want to upgrade because every time I do I either hate the changes or it ****s up my phone/ipad

Worksop Palace 06-03-2016 01:04 PM

Palace kicking off bang smack in the middle of Mother's Day Sunday lunch.

Icy 06-03-2016 04:44 PM

Cheating scouse ***** and imcompetant officials.

Chocky 06-03-2016 05:15 PM

Klopp. Him and his officials cheated Malaga now this. Dirty stinking scruffy bratwurst up his shitter c*nt. Have a wash and a shave you filthy kraut c*nt.

elgin eagle 06-03-2016 05:24 PM

Post match threads.

Also Liverpool pricks.

firesign 06-03-2016 05:47 PM

Palace fans who say "we deserve to go down"

Maidstoned Eagle 06-03-2016 05:49 PM

Liverpool fans who havent got the bollocks to reply to messages for the last 3 years and now all come out the woodwork to gloat. **** off you ******* pricks.

Oddjob 08-03-2016 09:53 AM

'We go again'

Rapidly overtaking 'parking the bus' as the most irritating phrase used in football.

Oddjob 08-03-2016 09:56 AM

People falling over themselves to give the most gushing tribute to their mum on Facebook.

One thing we can be certain of is that we all have mothers, and 98% of us (Eminem and a few others aside) love and cherish them but twatty social media users have to go further and bang on about 'their rock' and 'inspiration'

You love your mum, brilliant, that's as it should be, but give her a call, buy her card or send her flowers - putting those messages on FB is done as much (if not more) for your own benefit to gain the usual sycophantic attention as it is for your mother.


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