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He's probably got contacts.
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Yeah, no way it’s as high as 25%, even amongst young people. There’s other non dairy milk options like almond milk.
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Do what now?
You have 4 pints of milk a day? :eek: |
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Bores who go 'it's going to be a looooooong season'.
You'd move away from them in the pub sharpish |
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Embarrassing by the BBC as per usual |
Scottish women trying to be subtle
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"And now on BBC1, Eastenders".
Not on my telly it isn't! Instead of robbing the over-75s of their free licence, if they want to save money, they should axe that heap of shite. And AND AND they are actually going to a 10th anniversary episode of f*ckin Miranda! Jesus wept!!! I want my licence money back. |
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What will they fill the other 29 minutes and 59 seconds with? |
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Just another £748m to go to cover the over 75 licence, which is projected to reach a billion as the population ages. |
Zoe Ball REALLY irritates the hell out of me, can't listen to her.
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Stupid threads in the transfer forum
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Right wing politicians and leaders for whom it seems lying is part of their DNA: tens of thousands of square km of Amazon forest slashed daily in Brazil for cattle raising, as surveyed by his own government, and the President just denies it (on BBC today) for business reasons.
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Programmes about celebrities ( often of the micro variety) travelling, the latest, Five Go Barging. Feck off!
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The ridiculous over-exposure of Romesh Ranganathan
We are currently being bombarded with trailers for the less than enticing The Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan on The BBC. This is on the tail of The Ranganation, Asian Provocateur and some bollocks where he went on holiday with his mother (comedians and their parents ... never seen that before) on the same channel. And then over on Dave we've had Judge Romesh and a series of Taskmaster. Sky have blessed us with The Reluctant Landlord, a series of A League of their Own and some bollocks featuring him and Rob Beckett being unfunny. Not to mention incessant appearances on shows like QI, Mock The Week, 8 out of 10 Cats, Live at the Apollo etc etc etc Kudos to his agent; he's clearly earning his commission but fecking hell. He's hardly an innovative comedy talent. Enough already. Is anybody out there a particular fan? |
I think he's good, but yeah he is everywhere atm. Seems like a thing comedians do to cash in before people tire of their type of comedy. I remember Michael McIntyre and I think John Bishop being everywhere a few years ago.
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People who don’t use full stops.
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There is a guy often with him, huge gleaming teeth - another mystery as to how he is always on. And that comedian with slight west country accent. He's always on and, yes, his mum too. |
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What's that dot under the tilde? |
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Is it a monster? |
Fly Tippers - scum who should be parachuted over war torn Syria.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...ester-49047042 |
Blokes wearing thick jackets in the summer.
Saw three blokes today while shopping, in quite a humid heat, wearing jackets that I would feel are suitable wearing during winter. All three of them fancied themselves and were clearly wearing them because they felt it looked cool. NO IT DOESN’T YOU PONCY TWATS! Clearly you’ve bought them at a cut down price because they’re not in season, and think it somehow makes you look more attractive to the opposite sex. If they’re looking for dumb, superficial empty headed pricks that they can easily manipulate then I guess you’re onto a winner. |
Sort of along the same theme... why do lily white red haired people who have to walk around in floppy hats, Welders strength sun glasses, 100 SPF sun screen on their face making them look like Australian cricketers, wearing long sleeves UV protection T-shirts... complete with mini-me kids with the same affliction go to Hawaii for their holidays?
It's like someone who gets sea sick on the Woolwich Ferry thinking it would be a good idea to go on a cruise! |
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Admittedly it is mostly impossible to avoid the sun, even if you were to go to Manchester for your holiday. I don't think a beach holiday in Hawaii would tick too many boxes... but hey, if they are OK with it, that is their prerogative. It just seems to irk me on their behalf! :) |
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I would add people who leave shopping trolleys in the the street. Vermin
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Sorry .Vermin. Missed full stop.
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And people call him a fool?? |
Pokemon cards. Day 2 of the school holidays, do I want a Pokemon battle again? No I f*cking don't. I don't understand it. I never win. It's a load of nonsense. Why hasn't it died out? Why didn't the Enola Gay have more atom bombs on board to wipe Japan from the map & save me from this complete bollocks.
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Edit: Although I have my 6yo wanting to play, not WCB |
Having to carry my own shopping bags.
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People waiting to step on a bus to then try and find out their Oyster card.
People who pretend they didn’t know their Oyster card doesn’t have enough credit. |
My kids, lazy arsed little freeloading *****.
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VTCs. Pootling along at 5 mph pretending they're not illegally angling for punters. 20,000 ******* Uber and Cabify licences they've handed out in Madrid in the last couple of years. *****.
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People who can't queue properly at a bus stop. Didn't we all used to face the direction the bus was coming from!
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I'm annoyed by people typing loudly because they want you to know that they're working. You're supposed to be working! Also, people who keep their loud heavy and chunky bracelets or watches on, to bang about on the desk as they type. ******* take it off! |
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C units who think it's a good idea to have a bonfire on the hottest day of the year area completely covered in smoke as no breeze at all, complete tossers
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Thick bastards who genuinely argue that Hitler was a socialist
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Boris Johnson and his smug gurning face
Boris Johnson's cabinet Jeremy Corbyn's ineptitude The heat Jordan Ayew |
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Optimism being portrayed as a solution to overcoming realism.
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That "well I didnt know" becoming an excuse for my kids doing something stupid.
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The **** who last did my engine oil sump drain plug up.
I hope he dies. |
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BBC reporters telling us how fecking hot it is .
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The tossers yelling out "stop Brexit" while reporters are doing what they do. F*ck off you attention-seeking twats. |
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Mosquitos. ****s.
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Easyjet today. I use them all the time, only ever had one delay of any worth. Get an email this morning, my flight today has been delayed by 2 hours which means I will miss my connection to my brothers stag weekend in Riga :(
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Player plus cash deals for Zaha. Get fecked
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Riga will be full of foreign types, al. You wouldn't want to be mixing with them at all so it's probably for the best. It's much better to stay here & surround yourself with your own gene pool.
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Love the fact you think I am a racist. I'm not. Anyway easyjet will get me to Luton on time, Wizzair are ******* me up now.
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Whats that beeping noise?
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Just walked into my local for a pint and the first thing I see is AWB playing in a wankers shirt in a replay of their tour match:(
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My first pint would have been launched at the screen. I'd enjoy the second one then.
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