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I'm starting to think I'm a sharper knife than I thought I was. |
Theory works. Obviously my link don't.
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I'm not the sharpest drawer in the knife. :) |
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Although thinking about it... |
Halfwits that don't get brilliant Simpsons references and Ben Shepherd.
Is there nowhere this c**t won't appear? |
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Sainsbury's.
Despite your Nectar Points offer, no way am I spending £40 in one hit. And, good second attempt, but I am not spending £30 either. Get real. And where is my bloody Tizer??? You and Barrs can stick that Irn Bru shite that resembles a glass of piss where the sun doesn't shine. |
Just order a shitload of beer, get it delivered for free and get your money-off/Nectar voucher applied.
I love Sainsbury's vouchers. Wish they'd f*ck off out of Selhurst Park though. |
Davina McCall and any c*nts of her ilk.
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Let's face it, If Spunk was found on the Moon, Channel 5 would do a Four Hour Special about it... Resulting in inconclusive evidence, yet hudreds of theories creating a sequel for Jeremy Vine to 'Explore' them... |
The Spanish habit of hiding light switches outside of rooms, meaning a huge search for the light whilst trying to have an early morning shit, quietly, at a house youre staying at.
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I'm with you on the Selhurst Park bit though :p |
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EBay sellers who post a listing with a ‘make an offer’ facility but then won’t accept any less than the ‘buy it now’ price 😣
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Tony fvcking Parsons
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They're valid for beer, cider and wine that isn't on their 25% off promotion - only spirits aren't included. Unless you live in Scotland, in which case you're fecked. |
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Furosemide 40mg a.m + 20mg p.m. - diuretic (although beer could also be a good diuretic too) Ramipril - heart regulator/efficiency + blood pressure Apixaban - anti-coagulant. I have to carry a warning card for this one. Eplerenone - heart failure Aspirin - blood thinner Bisoprolol - blood pressure Atorvastatin - reduces cholesterol Metformin (twice daily) - for diabetes + helps blood pressure Lansoprazole - eases stomach for the cocktail of pills. + Toujeo (Long-acting insulin injection) Novorapid (Short-acting insulin injections 3 times daily mealtimes) Not forgetting the pacemaker/defibrillator I rattle when I walk. Some of them help as well when we are one up with 10 minutes still to go. If we are going to win the FA Cup before I pop my clogs, they are going to have to get their skates on :D |
Oh that's horrible. It reminds me of that famous beneton photo from the 80s of a hand holding the daily medication of a typical HIV sufferer.
Does that mean that your blood naturally coagulates or clots, like the opposite of haemophilia? Is it hereditary or more to do with the cholesterol thickening the blood, or the sugar in your blood not being processed properly and thickening the blood? Anyway, thanks for the answer. |
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The Metformin and Insulin is for the diabetes (Type 2, thankfully). Excess sugar in the blood can damage to blood vessels that supply all organs. Anti-Cholesterol reduces fatty stuff in blood and helps prevent the new by-pass arteries clogging. I am a complete basket case :D |
Winning bidders on eBay who ask if you can ship overseas instead as that's where they work. No I can't you freeloading French c*nt.
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The BBC.
Andrew Marr goes on holiday (presumably because the MPs have buggered off too despite having work to do, but that is another issue) and the Beeb fob us off with a bunch of vacuous airheads. More dumbing down. The lunatics are slowly taking over the asylum. |
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Romesh should stick to stand up. The annoyance comes from celebrities travelling TV shows, something I raised on this thread earlier. There are exceptions- I liked the Michael Palin stuff, the Portillo train stuff & Timothy West/Prunella Scales canal programmes. |
People who don’t put trolleys back and simply leave them in a car parking space.
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The suspicious look you get from passing motorists when you leave a public convenience.
Must have been the water melon for breakfast. |
The term 'Street Food'. Shops and Restaurants are desperate to put this term high and wide as they thinks it's edgy and conjures up a cool notion. Makes me cringe more than annoyed.
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People (kids) who find it easier to give up on something they find a bit difficult, instead of persevering and striving to improve.
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People having a conversation on the phone using the loud speaker. You're not on the apprentice, you aren't cool. You're a ******* bellend.
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People who chat through a film at the cinema.
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Also, your grammar in the above sentence is awful, please try harder. |
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When wearing flip flops driving, getting a said flip flop caught under the break pedal causing a momentary panic!
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"Why's George shouting like that?" "He's talking to someone in America". "Well tell him to use the telephone, then." |
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It's not something I normally do, but had to pop out today, and sort of forgot until I was in the car. |
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Flip flops have a thong between the toes, sliders don’t |
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Its the same as Amazon, my shipping charges are more than UK charges. |
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Illegal in Spain.
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When I was a kid in the 90s I they were flip flops to me as we used to wear them for swimming. Is it not retronamed?. First I heard them called that is when dickheads started wearing socks with them. If the term did exist it’s like ‘snapbacks’ a term which is there to make them seem trendy (havent used that word since the 90s!) |
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Before Flat Whites, Snapbacks and Mandem. |
Fashion crimes.
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Called thongs here.Not that I have ever owned a pair,or ever will. Real trendoids wear Havianas
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What do you call this where you give something a new name to feel edgy. I know it’s marketing but it’s needs some pejorative term like ‘Hipsters’ |
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I will add the gormless people who buy Supreme clothes.
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Sorry, I was a bit triggered yesterday after dealing with a 14 year old girls screaming tantrum involving a flying guitar.
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People who care about the difference between a flip flop and a slider.
(When they’re both the same thing) |
People who wear tiny burgers on their feet.
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People who cant tell the difference between different shoe types
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