Five Live. Ill health, sexual abuse or financial ruin seem to be the main theme every fecking morning. Cheerful.

No personal offence intended. ;)

There was a piece recently on female genital mutilation on BBC Breakfast. Bring back Tiswas.

People that can't see the light at the end of the tunnel http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weir...spital-doctors

Wasps

Lol! Anything I can help with fella?

Thanks, no. Quite capable of dealing with them, just find them annoying.

The annoying Sky Sports News-lite layout BT are using for their Europe channel. Fair enough if the channel was just news but they're showing full matches ffs. It's a bit like the Yank channels that zoom out the football to show a huge ad for 10 seconds.

An ineffective opposition in the House of Commons.

Any cooking programmes.
F..k me are they boring or what?
I couldn't give a flying f..k if some twats cake has fallen flat.
Must go and watch that paint dry.

Grown men pulling small suitcases on wheels behind them with the attendant din. Man up and carry your bag, you wimp.

Great British Bore Off

Tony Blair

The M25

So called 'street performers' in Trafalgar Square.

The highways agency

Good idea.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...a536cc981c.jpg

Game show contestants who clap themselves when everyone is supposed to be clapping them! Idiots.

Going to the supermarket to get the things you buy every week and finding the shelf empty because the thing is now on offer and some other gits have bought the lot and they are now out of stock.

EFA

The shitness of 4OD

The shitness of television. Can't remember the last time I watched TV for more than an hour, it's just rubbish.

Pegasus airlines

Agreed. It's like all of a sudden they have run out of ideas.

Having kids open their exam results live onTV. Who the hell cares apart from them and their parents?

When someone demands control of a group assignment but has no clue what they're doing and gets annoyed when they're told that they're doing it wrong

You can watch anything you like on Oz free-to-air telly as long it involves cooking, home reno's or a talent quest. :S:

Nick Kyrgios

Don't forget the TV masterpiece that is the bachelor :D

This. I can't stand all the screaming that goes with it either.

Hospital passes.

That locked door is to keep you in and for everyone's safety....

I never watch live TV apart from the football. So little on that's worth sitting though the bastard ads. Whoever thought up piracy via torrents is basically Jesus

Labradors.

odd.
Just Labradors or are other dogs equally annoying?

I think we need more info

Just Labradors. Other dogs are great.

The other day someone said "until next week, see you soon".

The Apprentice. Every episode.

Cilla Black

Why is the @ on a computer a two button thing when it is used so much?

Hicups

Is it just one colour?

Why can't I use one button each to type f*ck and c*nt on the BBS?

Or minge.

Amazon packaging

http://i.imgur.com/uFPaUAh.jpg

Three tarpaulins ordered. Three huge boxes with bubblewrap !!!

And not even the bubble wrap you can sit and burst for 3 hours instead of wanking.

I know I recon I will get about 20 pops per box vrs hundreds if it had been original flavour.

Or polystyrene for making napalm.

Warrior in Woolworths.

Amazon users....

Traipsing up and down three flights for stairs for two weeks to leech the internet from the hotel next door, then realising that for a measly 15 euros i can have 1.5gb of mobile data and tether it to all the devices my family uses :grrr:

Its kept me fitter i suppose.

Always look on the bright side, tovarich.

people

:lux:

Indeed. Now i have 1.49gb to fritter away in less than a week instead of to frugally eke it out over 3 :)

hippies

nick krygios

Shots of the crowd during sports games, while play is still going on

selhurst excluded

See my post on Joey Barton.

The Labour "leadership contest". Like an arthritic donkey race. The participants may have a vague interest but that's about it.

The advert where that dick wafts about with a massive credit card, spinning it around and flipping it up in the air. God knows what move he does at the end of the advert, but it's not impressive

FOAD :veryangry

The latest Ladbrokes ad

He knows 1 in 5 times he'll win
4 in 5 times he wont lose

Unbelievable. Who are these people kidding. If that were the case how would Ladbrokes make any money. When will the authorities do something about the people spouting this bullshit

The mentality of almost every betting/alcohol advert I've ever seen:

Discovering my 'month' of mobile data lasts for 2 days.

Get back up them stairs Elgin

Haha, 51 of the buggers mate. Not good when its 37 degrees, and then you forget the key to get out :(:sob:

Didn't realise it was so warm in 'Scotland'!

It doesn't get to 37 in scotland even if you add a weeks worth of temperatures together :)

GARTH CROOKS :veryangry

How does this absolute twat still get employed by the BBC?

Can't sack people that have heads that look like a giant Malteser.

Nicholas Cage as Juan Sheet.

Looking for the 'home' tab on the bbs.

Homepage is being redesigned innit.

That'll be why i can't find it then, cheers :p Not annoyed anymore.

When traffic light is down and a traffic police causes more traffic!

I tend to disagree with this one... most times intersections seem to work better when the light are out!

Well here anyway.

You and my wife both!

You should qualify that statement H: Intersections with no traffic cops.
My experience is intersections with busted lights suddenly become much quicker to navigate.

Yes - with no cops or traffic enforcement officers... traffic wardens in old money.

its been going on for ages...FFS they should have given the job to these boys! www.youtube.com/watch?v=COmKmFjhG5o

Mosquito bites.

Especially the 2 located on my dick.

Not funny. Not funny at all. Although it seems to have cheered the wife up

Mosquito bites.

Especially the 2 located on my dick.

Not funny. Not funny at all. Although it seems to have cheered the wife up

Ask her to rub some ointment on it - that'll put a smile on your face at least.

I managed to pick up 19 bites last week when watching my son paintballing in France. None on the knob though. At the moment that's the only area that does not require scratching thankfully.

It's being done in Word and the font will be Comic Sans.

People in car park who don't pay for / validate their ticket until they get to the barrier and block the exit whilst they get out and sort it at the office next to the gates.

People on here slagging off Mutch for no reason.

What about Ward and Bolasie today you twats ?

East Croydon Station.

How many years to sort out the platforms/refurb/informatiom boards

Total mess

English people who pronounce the c in Barcelona as th. They sound like C*nts. I don't care if it's how it should be pronounced, no one is impressed.

What's a Thunt???

Neymar

Palace Stewarding

Badly phased and unnecessary traffic lights (I.e. 95% of lights on roundabouts it seems...why have a roundabout instead of a crossroads only to put traffic lights on it?)
Being a former Colliers Wood / Mitcham resident - an area almost completely snarled up by traffic 24/7 I can vouch that junctions seems to flow far more freely when the lights were broken.

When you're watching the pre game chit chat nonsense in Australia before a big Palace v Arsenal game and it is clear the 'experts' know little about Palace unless they want to chat about Mile. When one 'expert' says: "Oh, I actually watched that game!" (about the Palace v Norwich game) as if that's such an achievement and not actually his job, it makes him look like a proper knob.

e.g When Robbie Slater called YB Yannick Bolagnaise. Tis true.

Background gone at last :lux: ... still the old badge on the Favicon :veryangry

http://www.cpfc.org/favicon.ico

It's only pronounced that way in Spanish. The locals say it like in English.

What...Barshelona?

Do you mean like this? From 0.23