What they have to say goes way over my head. :D

:supergrin::supergrin::supergrin::supergrin: Rep sent :supergrin:

Sitting on a train and a person in the next seat with a voice like a "Foghorn" phone attached to lug, strikes up a lengthy conversation about their life, what they bought in the supermarket, what was on the menu for dinner.:veryangry:wallbash::wallbash:
SHUT UP.BLOODY MOBILE PHONES:wallbash:
Regards
Trolley

GYAC

People who say or write loose rather than lose.

With you on this : i was once on a train and a similar eejit had a very loud conversation .....about his new mobile phone!

Along the same line, urinals that are set up at a height for little people.

If you are taller and use one, your piss splatters everywhere including your trousers and your shoes.

In fairness, they do mostly have some set-up for taller people but they are usually always in use for obvious reasons.

And I do appreciate urinals of any height would be an improvement in The Arthur!

Conspiracy theory advocates, especially those idiot Chemtrail twits. Those and fake facts spreaders on T'net.

Loosers

Strap yourself in for this, nothing but the pure stuff

I had to Google that one, it is a new one for me and is quite good :)

"Yours Truly" is not up with current terminology but my good self believes that if GYAC was aimed at this octogenarian it is fair to assume it is not complimentary.Not to worry, sun is shining and sky is blue.Wishing all a lovely weekend and hope that we are successful at Fulham.
Regards
Trolley

PS : Last post, arthritis in hands.:wallbash::wallbash:

Options according to Urban Dictionary,
gyac
gyac. 1) God You're A ****, or 2) Give You A Clue. Both definitions are self explanatory.:D

The former for whoever is operating Trolley today innit.

I thought it was good not God

For once I agree with Trolley

People at work who say and all that good stuff when referring to work related processes

The thing with these people is they seem to lack the ability to sit in silence with their own thoughts for a couple of minutes.

Many of us of an older generation would be happy to just look out the window.

Are the recipients of the phone call of the same ilk or do they sit there wondering why they have a 'friend/relative' who insists on giving them the mundane rundown on all aspects of their life.

I would be declining the call.

Going through the 'moving house leftover boxes', happily finding a safe only to realise there's nothing worth putting in there.

Stuck with a hosepipe ban when a bit further up they're having floods. Filling the watering can is tedious; temptation nags.

Actually caring about the second paragraph.

Tony Gayle. Complete twat

Good one, oE!

Conspiracy theory dullard: "I don't believe that. Know what I reckon?"
JJ "Nope, and I don't give a shit. ZZZzzz."

Ruddy dogwalkers who don't pick up their canine's faeces.:wallbash::wallbash:::mad:
Stepped in a dollop yesterday and I was wearing new shoes.
Regards
Trolley

I always carry a “poo bag” in case I see a clear up denier. “Here you go mate bins are that way”

I'm a dogshit magnet. If there's any about, I'll more than likely tread in it. Not as bad as when I was a kid though. I saw what I thought was part of a brick and gave it a hefty kick, as you do. Dogshit went flying everywhere. My mum would have posted on this thread if the Internet had existed back then. I once slipped in a sloppy bit of dogshit and would have wound up sitting in it if my mum hadn't grabbed my arm. The things you remember...

Do you really need to get new shoes at your age? :rolleyes:

If a fictional character stepped in dog muck, they should blame the author not the fictional dog walker

:D

Stats that tell you a teams scored 4.5 goals , how the hell do you score half a goal

Poor man's Rhinestone Cowboy?

My dear Hedgehog
To replace shoes that are worn and as my daughter said "Are looking sad".Worn them for many years one got a split in the side.Bought two new pairs in NEXT.Went straight into the faeces, very annoyed.
PICK THE DOG POO UP FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
Regards
Trolley

Maybe the half a kid of the 2.5 kids that the average family have?

Are we safe yet?

Do you?

:)

I thought the same, with them arthritis in his hands etc, poor trolley will be struggling like hell to put them new shoes on init :)

If he does I am sure we will read all about it in here :)

And how they don't fit as well as they used to and laces aren't like the old laces so he has p learn a new way to the them and some Mexican offered to help but didn't turn up so another Mexican ca!e to help and charged too !much so he has to get a Colombian to unite the laces and redo them but they broke so he had to find somewhere that sold the same laces but nowhere did so he has to go on line to find some but his cmputer crashed so he now needs to find another Mexican to fix it

My dear Razorsedge
No shoes with laces, difficult to do them up with arthritic hands, too much ruddy trouble:wallbash::wallbash:
I used to be told "Don't get old".
Regards
Trolley

Sitting in an office of 10 or so people and there is constantly someone on a teams meeting and they dont use head phones !!

group memo time?

That is a crime against humanity

There are actually 10 people at your work? Whatever happens to work from home

Flipping slackers

The usual retort is that "its no different to overhearing a conversation" but it is, it really is. The whole pitch and tone of hearing someone else's voice through a mic is so much more distracting.

Take the Larry David approach, start having a loud,imaginary conversation right next to them. I do this at the gym and in cafes when some bellend starts talking on their phone using the loudspeaker.

I can actually believe, you doing this haha

Any mention of 'x' pilled, where x is some colour, in discourse to suggest that some has someone form of knowledge or understanding.

The woke reaction to Barry Humphries and his ill worded but age-related response to transgender people here in Melbourne has made me angrier and more ashamed of this city than anything I've ever been, in my 43 years in this supposedly great liberal city. It's a real catch 22 for me.

Talk about the Aussie tradition of tearing down tall poppies. Nothing was taller than Barry from this City.

F me dead, the bloke now has to have his final epitaph in Sydney... F me!!

Not sure it annoys me, or should be in Things I don't understand thread...

Recently rented a car for a week, and the billing is more complex than my phone bill, which is the standard for complex billing.

It got to the point where they even confused themselves, and I had to go back and forth with customer service to straighten it out. Thank God for Excel!

Just a further note about "Dog faeces", yes it is ruddy infuriating if you just step in it but more seriously someone of my age or even in their sixties and seventies could slip on it causing themselves serious damage.
PICK UP YOUR RUDDY DOG POO:veryangry:veryangry:wallbash:
Regards
Trolley

Unable to post anymore, arthritis causing me grief.:wallbash::wallbash:

The insurance is where they really try and confuse you. A lot of the time they will tell you that you need a certain insurance that is already covered by your normal car insurance. A lot of conflicting information out there on this. Probably depends on what country you rent the vehicle in.

I took the LDW Insurance, but opted out of the rest, as I'm pretty sure I was covered by my own insurance and AAA, but like you say, they over complicate it and can get quite aggressive pushing additional insurance on you. The agent was OK this time, I assume because I took the LDW when I made the booking.

My understanding (right or wrong) is Loss Damage Waiver (LWD) covers any damage to the car itself with no deductible. Your own insurance does cover any damage but if you have a deductible - in my case $500 - you have to stump that up to them at time of returning the car, and can get pretty complicated and time consuming. As I get older I go for the peace of mind approach and pay the LWD.

The insurance actually cost almost as much as the actual renting of the car, which is crazy.

Some would suggest stop posting altogether.

I will be more polite, and say save us and yourself the pain by not adding a sentence about arthritis to every post.

One for the Things That Make You Happy thread...

reading this and many other threads and posts..

The fact that I don't and can't drive, have never driven and have never owned a car.

Two bits of excellent advice.

You do realise that all you've done is to encourage him to post more about his arthritis, don't you.

Old Trolly was amusing New Trolly is a pale imitation

My dearest Isle of Wight.
The same person (Charles) just many years older and riddled with Arthrtitis so difficult to provide humour on a regular basis in the circumstances.Not totally "Humour Free" away from the "Good Ship BBS" and I still laugh out load to the extent that the noise emitted would do justice to a byre at milking time.I am sorry if I have bored some with my mention of "Arthritis" but it really does get me down and limits my posting.Peter H, I hope you never experience this.Had to stop and start posting this.Never thought it would get to this:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: Sorry for any offence or annoyance.
Regards
Trolley

Old Trolley was also shit.

Absolutely - there seems to be a worrying myth developing that Trolley used to be funny, and we must stamp on that.

Dear Charles,

Have you tried a tincture of turmeric, I'm more than happy to forward a recipe I have for a paste you can imbibe with a little milk. It has certainly helped me and problematic joints.

It's got worse since you got the log in.

Always thought it was you. If so you really need to get a grip mate.

He was banned for quite some time, was he not? Mainly for being unutterably tedious.

Dear Maidstoned Eagle
As you have "Problematic joints" you must know there is no real cure for "Arthritis" but a number of treatments to slow it's progress.I take medication but happy to consider your "Recipe".I am sorry to hear that you are also a sufferer.
Didn't know that you knew my name.
I am sorry I cannot get into much more dialogue, due to arthritic hands.So ruddy frustrating but I am no "Spring chicken", in my 80s.
Kind regards
Trolley

Not me fella, I thought it was common knowledge that James passed the baton on to wcb

It is certainly true that James understood how to communicate as a country house Tory infinitely better than the shambles who currently operates the dullard.

Not nice to describe WCB as a dullard. He has his problems but I wouldn't call him a dullard

Only the first syllable of that description could properly be applied to wcb - the peasant's peasant.

Mitchell has many faults but he can at least spell, although his lawyerly punctuation leaves a lot to be desired, as does his hairdon’t.

Ooh

Mitchell has many faults but he can at least spell, although his lawyerly punctuation leaves a lot to be desired, as does his hairdon’t.

That there is such a thing as a tictocker. How on earth does that work?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65699287

I wonder whether she would be happy to date a regular Joe.

My good self is in my "80s" with mobility issues, I am slow in my movement arthritis etc and this is in itself frustrating and annoying.What I don't need as happened to me yesterday some chappie joking "Here comes Zoom Zoom".Insensitive and I was ruddy annoyed.:wallbash::wallbash::veryangry:veryangry
Regards
Trolley

So bored with the arthritis riff. :S::S::S:

My dear Maz
You are "Bored" with it regrettably my good self has to endure it not pleasant all.
Despite our differences I sincerely hope you are never "Inflicted" with it. "Don't get old".
Kind regards to you Sir.
Trolley

Top trolling


:D

When you phone the credit card company and you have to enter your 16 digit card number (plus expiry date and date of birth) on the phone key pad before they put you in the call queue - and then the first thing they ask you when you finally get through to someone after 15 minutes on hold is "what's the 16 digit number on your card"!

Arthritis is a serious matter.

Which is why it is irritating to see a fictional character claiming to be suffering from it. I would be equally irritated if Bugs Bunny was always going on about his arthritis. And Bugs Bunny is at least funny.

Yes, totally agree. Been there, done that.

Plus along similar lines, a fad these days is to "pre-check-in" for a doctors appointment, where you fill out or your particulars (insurance etc.) on-line, only to arrive at the doctors office and have to go through the whole process again on paper.

Endure does not mean whining about it every post.

Anyway, positivo news from a previous post on here.

The escaping dog came back, and several times. It is in her natural to run off and come back.

My missus told me that the supposed owner turned up yesterday. We will see whether the dog goes there, stays here, or just visits between escaping.

Dear Maidstoned Eagle
Your good self is so right, "Serious", no laughing matter. Debilitating,painful ,the tenderness and the inflammation.To many on here I am "Runt of the litter" and they despise me, trust me I would not wish this on any of them, not a single one. I don't hate them and I forgive them for all their verbal attacks, life is too short for hatrid.
Regards
Trolley

:wallbash::wallbash:

Best wishes Trolley, hope you have a better day today. Perhaps stay off the old keyboard for a bit if it triggers your pain.

Mountaineering. It's just climbing up big things isn't it? Something I grew out of when I was about 11. Pointless waste of time, get a proper hobby like train spotting.

My dear Bipe
I am very grateful for your wishes and for which I send my thanks.
Kindest regards
Trolley

Bipe, kindly asked you to stay away from the keyboards and pick up train spotting :)


In other news, my phone kept changing ‘Bipe’ to ‘nope’
How annoying

How do we know he isn't a sufferer?

Wcb is deffo on some meds.

I wish you'd stop whining about this dog.

Because he doesn't exist.

He obviously does, he's posting.....or did the bbs invented AI twenty years ago?

No wonder Dave isn't here anymore, he's on his island in the South East China seas living off the proceeds.

:moo:

Ah, Descartes "I post therefore I am" ?


One of the problems with the cogito has always been that it presumes the pre-existence of consciousness. Once might say "there is thinking, therefore something is", but the use of the perpendicular pronoun is pure assumption.


Or in other words, no ; someone is posting does not mean that Trolley is posting or therefore exists.

A message my good self received from a poster on the "Good Ship BBS" all those years ago :

"I would like to add, as I have stated here already a few years back, that I believe that I saw Trolley in the flesh. It was at the pre-season friendly match against Whyteleafe a few years ago.

I saw a chap at the conclusion of the match that I thought looked just like I imagined Trolley to look so I sent Trolley a PM asking if he was at the game etc, and he sent me a reply which stated where he was and what he looked like BEFORE I gave him any description and a placement, this is enough for me to believe he is a real, genuine person "

Kind regards
TROLLEY

Queuing in Sainsburys behind loads of Oaps checking/buying lottery tickets and scratch cards. Pack it in - you’ll never win!

To quote The Living carpets, "You lying get".

To quote me, "FOC".

Yup I don’t understand why so many are attracted by odds of 1 in 14M or whatever it is.

Since they added the extra numbers it has increased to 1 in 45m. (Apparently the odds of winning the Irish Lottery are about 1 in 11m.)

Stop talking to yourself.

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