Chris Evans. Has everyone forgotten what an annoying dick he is?

Exactly. Unless they are trying to spread the profits made from spikes in sales due to suicide it's a pointless restriction.

'Things that...' threads. Except this one of course.

One department at work who are a useless bunch c*nts but the management think the sun shines out of their arses and the rest of us can f*ck off. I find that quite annoying.

Similar situation at my place of work, only its certain managers who are useless. And one or two workers who crawl up thier asses!

No. I despise him.

Forgetting my Bags for Life and having to buy more of the bloody things. Why can't they just do paper bags?

Chop'd

Its just overpriced salad, one of the most simple meals to make yet people queue round the block for it.

Paying more UK corporation tax last year than Facebook.

Money grabbing, tax dodging IT contractors

Seems like every day now someone resigns from work, then are back in the next day as JBloggs Consulting, doing the same stuff but for 3 times the rate.

Being left with the heel from a loaf of bread. :hmph:

Getting the bug doing the rounds,felt like shit for the past 3 days.

Being abroad, forgetting to bring proper tea-bags and having to not only pay an extortionate price for some ghastly foreign equivalent but find them to be piss weak along with having string attached. Why on earth do they do that ?

Presume that means crust ?

If so, best bit IMO

http://portlandfoodanddrink.com/wp-c...arts-bread.jpg

http://portlandfoodanddrink.com/10438/ I think you could make good toest from these.

Are you sure you didn't get a pack of tampons by mistake?

But yes tea in france for example is poor and what's with drinking it out of a bowl?

"He just needs to work it so he doesn't fall under IR35"

No, pay your ******* tax like the rest of us you bastard

When its really busy in a fast food restaurant, and people sit at tables despite their friends/family not having got their food/drink yet. But you've got yours already and there's nowhere to sit because of all the little bastards hogging empty tables.

Leaves you walking round and round with a tray of food but nowhere to sit.

I always say I'm taking away in case this happens

Having poxy salad at lunch. Or at all.

Seconded. Horrible stuff.

Its ok if you sprinkle enough feta cheese and cucumber in there i've found. Otherwise its rabbit food.

Adrian Durham - it's twice as annoying because if I log into Twitter and keep calling him a tosser it only gives him what he wants. Tosser.

The main bouncer 'Steve Wilkos' on Jerry Springer now having his own exactly the same show. Not really annoying but f*ck off you stupid c*nt.

So, had an idiot hit my car on a roundabout today when it was my right of way. Wouldn't give me his name as he said he couldn't speak English. Went to the Police station to report it who told me to call 101 as they can't take reports there. Got home, called 101, who told me they couldn't take any details and I would have to go to the Police station. Told him I already had and they told me to call. He said that was wrong. Called the insurance company, they can't log anything without a crime reference. Explained it all to him, and then he said 101 should have made me an appointment at Caterham police station so I could give them all the details. FFS, does nobody know what the hell they are doing??

People who type 'so' at the start of a post.

Fans who leave early when their team is being beaten
Fans who cry when their team is relegated
Arsenal, Tottenham and Chelsea supporters who don't consider your opinion because you are Palace and in turn coulnd't tell you how to get to their own ground.
Downtown Abbey
Arctic bloody Monkeys
IKEA
Garden Centres
Barbers who want to chat (you don't care where I'm going on holiday)
Costa
School kids who travel one stop on the bus just because they can
Some 'expert' on to telling me that something is exactly four million years old - oh really.
TVs obsession with zombies
Gregg Wallace (for goodness sake)
Majority of curry houses now just taking the piss

Diego - annoying Coffee - lovely

As someone who has been f*cked over in this sort of situation you should have called the Police to the scene or got Vinny Jones on yer mans head in the door until he gave you his details.

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BBC + mainstream media spunking all over Welsh football team instead of focusing on England's 100% record in qualifying.

Halloween

The term "national treasure".

Do **** off

Love Halloween but hate how england does it sooo crap.

It's a nice way of saying they're old and no longer good at their job. See Bruce Forsyth.

Estate Agents - *****

You would do being a ghost. Putting the willies up everyone.

Insurance companies do not need a police crime ref to log a claim. They may need it eventually but not to log the initial claim

And people who reply to a question on radio or tv with that very word.

Train carriages strewn with copies of the poxy Metro

Good grief if you allow things like that to annoy you, you really must want summat to do

Better than being strewn with raas claarts.

C*nting pumpkins stuck at the main entrance of Tesco extra so that every Halloween loving bastard stops in their tracks as they are going in the shop getting in my f*cking way. Whatever stupid prick thought that was a good idea needs a good kicking.

The C*nting Pumpkins. Good name for a band. Or has that already been done?

Presumably the store manager. Who's job it is to ensure he sells the seasonal products that Tesco buyers have got in for half a pence each and knock them out at £3 a shot

You would have thought so! Been to the Police station, had to wait outside for 35 mins as they were closed for lunch, filled out 8 forms, no reference number. The report has to go to Woking to be processed and won't get a reference number for a while. Been onto insurance company who are still insisting on a reference number, and will only hold the claim for 5 days so I can get the ref number. What's the chance of the Police being in contact within 5 days???? :veryangry

Not having to get up until 7am but being wide awake at 6am.

The amount of "Things that" threads...

Female mosquitoes. It's always the women isn't it? Bleeding you dry.....

Closed for lunch. Brilliant :D

The only shop in the village, which sold sandwiches and rolls etc, always closed for lunch between 12.30pm and 2pm. Now been taking over by sensible people so I'm not as angry as before.

Reading that back, maybe I should have started a thread 'Things that did make me angry but are alright now'. Sorry to all.

Stupidity.

The wife's car wouldn't start and it was blocking my car on the drive. I had to call the RAC out and told the wife they'd be round soon. She then goes out and takes the fecking keys with her so when the RAC guy turns up I look like a right numpty. How we laughed through my anger only to find she'd left the boot open which was the cause of the catalogue of disasters that's ended up with the car in the garage. FFS.

Thanks for sharing Viking, your catalogue of woe did make me laugh.

The pint-sized TMS thing, especially the cartoons

Question time. Bullshitters talking total bollocks which if good gets people in the audience doing seal impressions.

sounds like the Houses of Parliament

Blue Jeans

Eric C\/ntona! Page 9 of The Sun today & referred to as 'noted for whimsical musings about seagulls & trawlers' C*nt!

During PMQ's: Tory MP's nodding sycophantically whenever Cameron is speaking.

Also stands for the rent-a-crowd politicians have behind them when making a speech in public.

Getting covered in bitumen fixing a flat roof that all the other flat owners are either too lazy, too tight, or don't care because its not their flat underneath, to fix themselves :veryangry

Which one is it? ;)
http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/...01cb1d6cc0.jpg

Top left. Thats me crouched over the can :)

Is that Keltic and Exiled looking on from above and not helping?

You don't want to do it like that.......etc.

:D

Keltic dresses like that anyway :)

They're from the planning department i reckon.

I managed our shed roof. That is one horrid job.

in - exile you should try reading Hernando de soto's book on how to solve poverty in the developing world. Basically you give the property rights to those in the flats and then they can use it as collateral to borrow money and get utility connections. Yet it took 200 pages to say it.

Next door to Elgin and one story down look like they've got a cracking back garden.

Bit of decking and some artificial grass by the looks :)

Not as nice as the roof on the first floor though.

Nth kent Eagle - It was a 60 sq metre roof, took all afternoon just to do the cutting in round the water tanks. Got to go back up there tomorrow to do the easy bits.

The fact that these 2 people breathe the same air as decent people really annoys me

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/late...ked-Hitler-pic

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/late...Phillip-Winter

U2.

Bunch of up themselves, pretentious tossers.

Myself for liking some U2 tunes

Grown adults who use scooters and those Oxboard things in Central London.

Saw a businessman in full suit on a Oxboard going down Victoria Street last week. How hard is it to walk?

The bizarre overuse of "myself" and "yourself" by candidates on The Apprentice. You don't sound any smarter by responding to "who designed this product?" with "myself and John".

sackable offence in a just world

So after reading your summing up, I can spare the 200 page read? :)

Virgin TiVo no longer grouping recordings of the same show together.

I heard a rumour Lord Shoog was going to use them in an episode of The Dipsticks.

Tom Jones

Yes. It was technically clever but the most boring read in a very long time.

Clubs that employ someone to wave a big flag behind the goal when they score.

The X Factor. You're not "artists" you're imitation singers. It's akin to writing out a Shakespeare play, word for word, and declaring yourself a ******* poet and playwright.

**** off.

Yep. It's just karaoke on steroids.

That sounds like fun tbf

TV editors showing arsehole after arsehole in crowds at live sporting occasions. The Rugby World Cup has brought it to a whole new level. Virtually every 90 seconds they're zooming in on some dick and often stay focused on them whilst the play resumes. This is when I without fail shout loudly at the TV.

I wanna almond yorkie.

Nestle *****.

British choc and sweet companies being taken over by foreign companies.

You just f*ck them up!

Beware of Cadbury's in the US. Made by Hersheys... to their recipe :veryangry

Hershey Highway. :D

Nestlé and Kraft are the arch criminals involved in making crappy products out of our chocky heritage - and I don't mean the foul mouthed one living in Spain.

Their product is so shit it was being out-sold by proper Cadbury's imports... until Hershey's clamped down and got a ruling banning the sale of Cadbury's in the US not made by Hershey's.
Bastards.

Prohibition style smuggling across the Canadian border with Genuine Cadburys dressed up as Hershey Bar crap.
Go get 'em Floyd :hi:

China

Barcelona...... City and club!

Agree Wedgewood a lot better if one can afford it.

Any particular chum?

Pedegree?

China in your hands?

Tea cups?

Crisis?

Me old?

The rabble rousing media.

The BBS Cooking recipe thread where everyday normal posters suddenly act like they are auditioning for a Marks & Spencer advert. Frying off this, drizzling that, a splash of this, a shake of that. Pretentious fools, all of them.