That god awful woman commentator on BBC Radio London last night. Political correctness gone mad. Who in their right mind gave her that job ?

Those upper class ponces on 'Antiques Road Trip'.

Was it Shouty?

We watched a stream with Arabic commentary...it was preferable to Shouty.

This, 100%. Shops and offices are the same.

Women looking at each other quizzically "Do you feel cold?! Isn't it cold in here!?"

Christmas shops. Full of tat. Like some homing beacon to the living dead.

While wearing open toes shoes... and having a heater on under their desks.

People who stand in the street shouting on their mobile phones.
Going into a restaurant that is 3/4 empty and being told sorry we are fully booked.

Add to that those who come in and ask if the specials are still on and when being told no walk out. No class.

Being obsessed.

Yes Emma "The Buffet" Jones...

The lack of effort in england for halloween.

Fare zone 6 being stuck at the end of every sign on Purley Station platforms so that every dick (myself included first time around)think they are on platform 6. Whoever decided to do that deserves to be slapped hard around the face. Repeatedly.

Leaves

England acknowledging Halloween - it's fcuking American, invented because they were jealous that they didn't have Guy Fawkes night.

People putting up signs but not taking them down when the event is finished, esp East Sussex council who still have signs up telling us that a road will be closed for roadworks last May !!

The person who designed trains that cannot cope with leaves.

If you are going to watch it then do it from the angle of enjoying the sight of people turning up with something they think will be valued for a lot of money but are then told it's worth sweet FA and their look of disbelief. It gives the program new depth

"No worries", ever since I read this a few pages back I've realised how much I do this at work. So now i'm annoying myself which is even more irritating as usually I think i'm great.

Time difference between here and Australia.

adverts on TV :(:veryangry

Easy solution.

Just watch BBC.

Adverts on web sites.

Halloween is a custom dating back to the days of paganism and the Celts. It was us who took it to America. Still, I'm happy to join your annoyance.

Cliff Richard songs at Christmas, all Christmas tunes in fact.

Calling people nicknames like Muzza, Gazza etc

Wrong programme

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Watching Palace on live streams that buffer or freeze.

National anthems. What's the point?

:D okay, maybe try watching antiques road show instead

Great Smith & Jones sketch

'I found this in my attic'

'It's worth fack all'

:)

Friction denier ;)

SEE: James McCLean threadsssssssss

Ellie Goulding. Surely it can't just be me that hears how bad her voice is

My neighbour who thinks its ok to bounce footballs on concrete at 6am this morning.

Probably should be in the "over rated" thread, too. Average at the very best and a reflection of celebrity over talent. I liken her songs to a child trying to make up songs to a random tune.

Dropkicks who can't turn off the ******* stove and/or oven once they're done with it.

Also, the same tossers who pile up all of their dirty dishes in the sink thus rendering the sink impossible to use.

Also known as students.

Nope, she is absolute pony. No range or power at all

...should be applauded

They nicked that off Bernard Manning.

Manchester United fans particularly the ones who were born and live nowhere near the place.

Cliff Richard.

The ones in Manchester are also wankers.

People on tele wearing flashy and sparkly poppies. Just wear a normal one, it's not there to be fashionable.

The return of Citizen Khan

the Holmesdale's acoustics

Shitty 'jovial' harp music over loads of modern day documentaries.

Getting shit service in a restraunant and the getting a service charge added on your bill.
Also people who take themselves too seriously, my brother and sister in law wouldn't go to a restraunant because it referred to its menu as the Good book, they as born again Christians found that offensive:grrr: Really???

Born again Christians, wtf is that all about.

Means all the bad stuff you did before being reborn is forgiven and you get to go to heaven still .

:D

They continually advertise themselves which is equally irritating.

Kids football, just utter crap in this country particularly West Norfolk

People paying with cards in a pub, especially when they don't use contactless.

Oh and my wife complaining that my decorating isn't up to professional standards, I f****** work in HR no wonder I'm crap at diy

While not being in any way religious I agree with your brother and sister in law. Any restaurant that has some wanky pretentious name for its' menu should be shunned - it's a ******* menu, I know it's a menu, they know it's a menu, just ******* call it a menu.

:D

May I see the Good Book? Would you like to see the Good Book?

iPhone6S ad.
Specifically the one for "moving photo's". Errr what's so special about that? It's just a short video isn't it?

"Moving pictures" you say? How about we call those fancy things "movies" for short? *Puffs on pipe*

Football boots arent made for that many toes, thats partly the problem :)

Women on the train thinking it's okay for them to be using nail varnish.

I like the smell of nail varnish.

I think you've been living in Brighton too long mate :p

Calling poorly made food or drink 'artisanal' and doubling its price.

When I hear the word 'artisanal', I reach for my hand-made hemp and flax mix paper sick bag.

Blinds.

Do you mean fitting blinds ..?

:rolleyes:

Ill fitting blinds in this case.

Only cos you fitted them :D

Oddly enough we had a geezer come round tonight to quote for a blind for our lounge window. It's a decent size - a square bay if you like - 3 window centre and one at each side. £79 inc fitting. Thought was very reasonable. He's done some others for us and they're decent quality.

Would that be Danny & Daley by any chance?

Pulled Pork

Whoever thought this phrase up ?

Whenever I hear it, I think of either a male sex act or some dirty finger nailed scrote tearing the meat off the bone with his bare hands.

I bought a job lot of 'sunwood' ones from a 4 bed house with conservatory in coventry, 2 years old, for 200 quid. Managed to do most of the front of the house today, just had to piss around shortening them and dealing with some lintel in the recess above the bedroom windows. Should have enough big ones left over to do the flat as well if i can chuck them on the back of a herc :) Probably a false economy though as will be on it again all day tomorrow :(

:)

And stevie ;)

After which game did you pick that lot up from then ? :D

Man utd :)

Had a bit of a route home and got back at half seven in the morning. Went via leyton, shenfield, enfield, hemel hempstead and coventry. Spent nearly an hour trying to refind the back entrance to corley services, before giving up and going into coventry itself :) Could hardly see out the windows what with the door thresholds, projector, floor tiles and millions of window blinds and me and me daughter in a citroen c1 :D still we saw the funny side for a while i suppose, till exhaustion overtook us.

:D loon

:D

I try my best :) Still prefer friendly banter with people like you than arguing with berks on the xenophobic threads. Now that IS annoying to me.

The fact that every time I turn to BBC America there is "Star Trek, The Next Generation" on. On the rare occasions that it is not "Top Gear" is on.

What's that all about?

BBC America is such a crap channel considering the back catalogue the BBC have and could show.
Does anyone watch it anyway? How many times can you see Top Gear and Star Trek NG repeats?

I certainly don't - What is odd is STNG is not even British (is it?).

Not knowing what the palace fixture dates are and having to go to another website to check them.

Asia business news, hosted from Singapore. Why the f*ck do I want that on tv at any time?

If you were in Asia you might.

'The premiership'. Its not been called that for 9 years ffs :) Let me just bang the top of my pye tv, the horizontal hold has gone on the blink again.

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Did not realise the ship sailed so long ago.

I still have to censor myself calling it by this name.

To be fair we were out of it for quite a number of years, and might not have paid as much attention to what was going on up here. Chris still calls it that as mate, don't worry about it. Calling Garvan 'Garvin' on the other hand....;)

Baby Showers. Only found out about these the other day. Umm. F*ck off. I don't really care you are having a baby but if I do I will get you a gift after it's born not because I'm obliged to because you have invited me to your shit gathering with Asda food.

People who cannot be arsed to send Christmas cards to office colleagues, but act all superior by sending an email to everyone telling us that "instead of sending cards this year I have made a donation to an international donkey charity"

Like we give a monkeys!

Or a donkeys :)

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No I won't. I'm only here for the Palace. FO everyone else. I'm not interested.

Sitting next to a millwall fan in the boozer! And u can't get away

Particularly on November 3rd.

Christmas Cards.

Wouldn't have thought you would be on many lists mate..




;)

Any card that doesn't have cash or vouchers in is just pointless. Maybe a thank you card is the only exception.

I suspect that he's actually on quite a few.

:vader:

Tourette's society ?

People who buy boxes of shitty little cards and sit there systematically writing out card after card after card after card to people they see every f*cking day of their lives in a pub etc. Seriously what is the f*cking point?? Send a card to someone in Australia yes I can see the point, that was the point in the first place. But to write out a small crap card from me to you to someone you don't give a shit about. It's women that do this.

This 300.Times over

Its a right pain in the arse isn't it. I've written them all in my diary now instead.

A pro-active mod would have made it a sticky thread in the absence of a home page you would have thought.

Alas the trainee is too busy on Savushkina Street, it seems.

I hate Christmas cards which are over-familar, because the sender wants to convey meaning and sincerity.

It gives me the creeps. Christmas card giving is a numbers game, in the same way that christmas presents are measured by volume; quality or meaning shouldn't really come into it.

Commuters with bad breath - so bad you can somehow smell it without them opening their mouths.