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Breaking rocks 25-01-2016 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12781855)
Bloody hell! My barrowloads get progressively lighter as the days wear on for some reason, then i reach 'feck this' point and come inside.

JCB me thinks!

elgin eagle 25-01-2016 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12781858)
JCB me thinks!

Definitely if you have the access. Even one of them little mini diggers. I'd probably crash that into the house though :)

Fatboy 25-01-2016 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12778374)
My back garden resembles a crime scene from fred wests gloucester home. The pea gravel proper takes the piss by mocking my ineffective shovel loads by sliding down more replacements like some insane game of candy crush saga. The bastard pile now looks bigger than when I started.

Setting up your own model railway ?
;)

Jedi's_beard 25-01-2016 10:37 PM

idiots walking in the street while staring at their bloody phones.

Hitchin Eagle 25-01-2016 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jedi's_beard (Post 12781872)
idiots walking in the street while staring at their bloody phones.

I'm just looking at the BB... Ouch, who put that lampost there?

elgin eagle 25-01-2016 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 12781870)
Setting up your own model railway ?
;)

No bloody way. I stare at enough ballast as it is :)

JJ 26-01-2016 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jedi's_beard (Post 12781872)
idiots walking in the street while staring at their bloody phones.

F*ckwits who stare at their phones on escalators, then stop dead as they get off at the top/bottom.

danpalace07 26-01-2016 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12782054)
F*ckwits who stare at their phones on escalators, then stop dead as they get off at the top/bottom.

same goes for tourists (on their phones or not) in London

Hedgehog 26-01-2016 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12781765)

Is that Desso grass?

Hedgehog 26-01-2016 05:30 AM

You my friend need a little ingenuity:


Hedgehog 26-01-2016 05:38 AM

Part 1


Hedgehog 26-01-2016 05:40 AM

Part 2


elgin eagle 26-01-2016 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12782103)
Is that Desso grass?

:)

Its amazingly wet grass, I had to stand on it to pull the weed control stuff up to the edge and it was proper squelchy. Never lived anywhere with clay soil before, its really shit isnt it.

Your mans really thought about his pea gravel options there hasn't he :)

mroakley9 26-01-2016 09:33 AM

Bogans

chrisophiex 26-01-2016 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jedi's_beard (Post 12781872)
idiots walking in the street while staring at their bloody phones.

Especially the ones who walk in a diagonal line rather than a straight line. Takes them twice as long to get over , but the upside is it gives me more chance to clip them :D

Oddjob 26-01-2016 09:48 AM

Grown men who work in offices who use the toilet and are then unable or unwilling to use the toilet brush or perhaps give it another flush, and are content to leave the bowl looking like a 3 year old has been there.

Oddjob 26-01-2016 09:50 AM

Cyclists

Roaring down Cannon St at 8.15 in the morning and if one of the thousands of pedestrians steps into the road and dares to make them slowdown for even a second they either ring their pathetic little bells furiously or bellow 'get outta the way'

Just how self important have cyclists become?

Little Fozzie 26-01-2016 09:53 AM

So you're annoyed because you didn't look before crossing the road?

ExiledStirling 26-01-2016 09:56 AM

Scottish people who you do not know on a personal level but you have encountered saying the words 'see you later' instead of 'goodbye'

eagle mart 26-01-2016 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12782207)
Grown men who work in offices who use the toilet and are then unable or unwilling to use the toilet brush or perhaps give it another flush, and are content to leave the bowl looking like a 3 year old has been there.

Ironic, given your handle.

TonyPulis4PM 26-01-2016 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12782207)
Grown men who work in offices who use the toilet and are then unable or unwilling to use the toilet brush or perhaps give it another flush, and are content to leave the bowl looking like a 3 year old has been there.

Used to happen in my old office often. Thing is this should only ever happen if someone has been drinking the night before. Proper diet will mean you will never encounter such things.

pallet 26-01-2016 10:59 AM

Idiot parents who park on the zig zag lines of a zebra crossing outside a school.

Isle of Wight 26-01-2016 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12782326)
Idiot parents who park on the zig zag lines of a zebra crossing outside a school.



:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry :veryangry

Then the driver and child suffer when there's an accident. If they get a ticket or a talking to by the school they give an outpouring of indignation. Should have their cars taken away for a month as punishment.:grrr:

Vendy 26-01-2016 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 12782216)
So you're annoyed because you didn't look before crossing the road?

:D

ExiledStirling 26-01-2016 03:03 PM

Swintons/Aviva.

Quite happy to have taken my money for the last 11 months so I can have car insurance, only to tell me, following a call yesterday to give me a renewal quote, that they were going to cancel my insurance with 7 days notice as they would not permit me to drive on a company insurance while in work. The knew all of this when I took out my policy. If I had made a claim in the last year chances are my claim would have been knocked back.

Out of the goodness of their heart until Feb 1st they will allow a third party claim from me (I have fully comp insurance) but refuse to commit this to writing.

I want all my premium money back. They are so far refusing.

Though out of the goodness of their hearts (again) they initially said they would waive the 25 cancellation fee and the other 20 odd I would owe on the policy. Have now shifted it to them giving me 50. Now have to get back the rest.

Bastards

art malice 26-01-2016 03:10 PM

Sky Sports News' High Priestess of Smug Natalie Sawyer always getting the cushy afternoon shift. All the others have to move around, what's so special about her? I bet they all fvcking HATE her and shit in her locker when she's not there, which is most of the time.

biggus mickus 26-01-2016 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12782931)
Sky Sports News' High Priestess of Smug Natalie Sawyer always getting the cushy afternoon shift. All the others have to move around, what's so special about her? I bet they all fvcking HATE her and shit in her locker when she's not there, which is most of the time.

You want to cock her, dont you.

art malice 26-01-2016 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 12783116)
You want to cock her, dont you.

Or flick the 'Sawyer bean'?

No, no I would not.

I don't think.

Reps AJ 26-01-2016 06:49 PM

The woman in front of me in the queue for the bus, who despite waiting for the bus to arrive and knowing the fare, decided to wait until she was at the driver to get her purse out and start rummaging around for change and holding everyone up.


Oh, and her stupidly long nails that meant she struggled to pick the coins from her purse

Terrace Bickle 26-01-2016 10:26 PM

The Seven Seas TV advert. Possibly the most nauseating 2 minutes available. A woman who looks like a pepperami in a wig spouting 'age is just a number' , whilst believing a wet looking hipster colleague, who is young enough to be her grandson, is flirting with her. It makes me want to vomit....

Worksop Palace 26-01-2016 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12782931)
Sky Sports News' High Priestess of Smug Natalie Sawyer always getting the cushy afternoon shift. All the others have to move around, what's so special about her? I bet they all fvcking HATE her and shit in her locker when she's not there, which is most of the time.

Might have something to do with her being fit as **** and being the hottest chick in town. Except the blonde bird that was on tonight. And Hayley McQueen.

But she's still hot. And you would. Defo you would

Salad_Burnet 27-01-2016 12:44 AM

Guessing right with 1-3 loss to Spurs on the crystal ball thread, but losing points by not naming any poxy Tottenham scorers. And not being given the benefit of the doubt, when it's kind of implied in any prediction of Tottenham scoring three, that at least one of them is going to be by Harry Kane FFS.

"of the seven that guessed the correct result (1-3) only one didn't predict Kane" - makes me look like a ******* moron!

Little Fozzie 27-01-2016 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 12784570)
Guessing right with 1-3 loss to Spurs on the crystal ball thread, but losing points by not naming any poxy Tottenham scorers. And not being given the benefit of the doubt, when it's kind of implied in any prediction of Tottenham scoring three, that at least one of them is going to be by Harry Kane FFS.

"of the seven that guessed the correct result (1-3) only one didn't predict Kane" - makes me look like a ******* moron!

Given the benfit of the doubt? :D

Do shut up. We spend long enough as it is on updating the table after each game without having to guess whether a poster has implied that someone is going to score or not.

Oh and you don't require any help in looking like a ******* moron.

kayjay 27-01-2016 09:29 AM

Posted videos of pea gravel conveyors

PIE "N" MASH 27-01-2016 09:49 AM

My better half betting. Has a 100 bet with me she can go January without a drink. She lasted a week.
Got paid yesterday and goes into a right strop when I insist on my 100, even offered to drive her to the cash point.Feckin women:rolleyes:

Wayne Andrews is God 27-01-2016 10:39 AM

When every player gets their surname spelt in full apart from 'Chungy', why?

Nork1 27-01-2016 11:05 AM

His surname is Lee.

Owngoal 27-01-2016 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 12784862)
When every player gets their surname spelt in full apart from 'Chungy', why?

Punch, Wardie, the Hen, Damo, Cham, Gaylie, etc will disagree with that one. Even Pards says 'Gaylie is back in training'.:)

elgin eagle 27-01-2016 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 12784762)
Posted videos of pea gravel conveyors

This.

Backache

Wayne Andrews is God 27-01-2016 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owngoal (Post 12784903)
Punch, Wardie, the Hen, Damo, Cham, Gaylie, etc will disagree with that one. Even Pards says 'Gaylie is back in training'.:)

I mean on the BBS very frequently a poster will state all surnames in full but then say Chungy. I find this annoying as why is he the only one, almost a contagious trait. It wouldnt be so bad if people laited other nicknames but just his.

Is it because of him being South Korean and people are not sure which is his surname, "Lee" or "Chung Yong" or "Chung", as the poster said its "Lee"

hatter8142 27-01-2016 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12782931)
Sky Sports News' High Priestess of Smug Natalie Sawyer always getting the cushy afternoon shift. All the others have to move around, what's so special about her? I bet they all fvcking HATE her and shit in her locker when she's not there, which is most of the time.

Natalie Sawyer = Yes

danpalace07 27-01-2016 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owngoal (Post 12784903)
Punch, Wardie, the Hen, Damo, Cham, Gaylie, etc will disagree with that one. Even Pards says 'Gaylie is back in training'.:)

'the Hen' makes me want to scratch my eyes out

BringbackShipps 27-01-2016 03:50 PM

Palace fans that give opposition players absolute pelters for surrounding the ref after a foul, but are up out of their seats waving pretend yellow cards at him about a minute later when one of our players gets fouled.....

Hedgehog 28-01-2016 02:43 AM

Driving fart bubble rental cars the when you put your foot down nothing happens except the engine goes "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".

Also seeing the car in daylight for the first time and realizing it has some body damage... hoping there is no problem when I take it back.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 28-01-2016 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12782866)
:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry :veryangry

Then the driver and child suffer when there's an accident. If they get a ticket or a talking to by the school they give an outpouring of indignation. Should have their cars taken away for a month as punishment.:grrr:

Mrs KM works in admin at the local school. Every so often the Council rangers raid the place and book people for illegal parking. The parents then phone the school to complain that they have been booked.:confused:

danpalace07 28-01-2016 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BringbackShipps (Post 12785452)
Palace fans that give opposition players absolute pelters for surrounding the ref after a foul, but are up out of their seats waving pretend yellow cards at him about a minute later when one of our players gets fouled.....

:hi:

GorBlimey 28-01-2016 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12786276)
Also seeing the car in daylight for the first time and realizing it has some body damage... hoping there is no problem when I take it back.

You're fecked.

I had a big row with Alamo regarding this.

Select your own car is fine but if you fail to spot the dent before it goes out then it's your problem.

I always have the full insurance package so ultimately it wasn't a problem for me but I bet they catch a few people.

Hedgehog 28-01-2016 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12786289)
You're fecked.



I had a big row with Alamo regarding this.



Select your own car is fine but if you fail to spot the dent before it goes out then it's your problem.



I always have the full insurance package so ultimately it wasn't a problem for me but I bet they catch a few people.


Ummmm. Fingers crossed then. I'm hoping that Dumb and Dumber who were on the desk at Hertz won't give a shit when I take it back

art malice 28-01-2016 10:33 AM

Our new toilet's inability to deal with skidmarks.

I give you one job a day FFS

Wayne Andrews is God 28-01-2016 10:36 AM

Worldy

Hammy

**** off

elgin eagle 28-01-2016 12:09 PM

Cats (and dogs) treating the pea gravel like some kind of giant litter tray.

Breaking rocks 28-01-2016 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12786654)
Cats (and dogs) treating the pea gravel like some kind of giant litter tray.

Free manure!

EagleSE24 28-01-2016 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12786482)
Our new toilet's inability to deal with skidmarks.

I give you one job a day FFS

Try to poo at work. Nothing like getting paid to curl one out.

Harry Bassett 28-01-2016 05:10 PM

Perhaps some one has beaten me to It ?????...Gary ( The Wolf man) Money compare dot****ingcom. What advertising business presents this without understanding that It Is boring and probably alienating millions of people.

Wolfnipplechips 28-01-2016 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12786654)
Cats (and dogs) treating the pea gravel like some kind of giant litter tray.

See post 7598.:D

Don't say you weren't warned.

Chocky 28-01-2016 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12786276)
Driving fart bubble rental cars the when you put your foot down nothing happens except the engine goes "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".

You might not be used to this in America but its called a manual transmition car. The outer pedal isn't for resting your other foot on, it's the clutch, take it off to avoid further wees.

Yoda 28-01-2016 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12786654)
Cats (and dogs) treating the pea gravel like some kind of giant litter tray.

Now you know why the pile isn't getting smaller, despite your best attempts to shovel it away!

Yoda 28-01-2016 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12787093)
Free manure!

You need horse ***t to improve your garden borders, I think dog and cat crap has the opposite effect.


Oh, I do hope I haven't just given Elgin another idea!

elgin eagle 28-01-2016 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12787246)
You need horse ***t to improve your garden borders, I think dog and cat crap has the opposite effect.


Oh, I do hope I haven't just given Elgin another idea!

I'm out of ideas mate, too fecked :) Shovelled about 7 tonne so far I reckon and covered the low half. Trying to estimate it is pretty tricky though, dont think I'll have enough to angle it too much. Luckilly it'll be covered with decking and fake grass so that should keep next doors cats from doing their business on it.

Stellavista 28-01-2016 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12786482)
Our new toilet's inability to deal with skidmarks.

I give you one job a day FFS

You do know you're not supposed to wash your pants in the toilet?

Hedgehog 28-01-2016 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12787233)
You might not be used to this in America but its called a manual transmition car. The outer pedal isn't for resting your other foot on, it's the clutch, take it off to avoid further wees.

It's pretty much impossible to rent a manual transmission car here. Getting pretty hard in the UK too from my last 2 visits.

But yes, your point is taken. Mind you two hours in stop and go traffic is no fun with a stick.

civil eagle 28-01-2016 09:57 PM

The GPS on my running app not working

JJ 28-01-2016 10:08 PM

It irritates me that despite over 354,000 views, the word "see" hasn't been corrected to "saw" in the title of this thread.

in-exile 28-01-2016 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12787534)
The GPS on my running app not working

Get a bike cheapskate....

little al 29-01-2016 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12787547)
It irritates me that despite over 354,000 views, the word "see" hasn't been corrected to "saw" in the title of this thread.

Another mistake that is enshrined in BBS history. It needs to stay incorrect.

Timbo 29-01-2016 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12787885)
Another mistake that is enshrined in BBS history. It needs to stay incorrect.

Agreed, but when correction come?

Tony Montana 29-01-2016 10:30 AM

stay at home mums who say "I am more than a mum, I am cook, cleaner, taxi driver and shoulder to cry on". Ermmum I think you will find that is in the job spec of being a mum, you wouldn't get an accountant saying I am more than an accountant, I submit returns and accounts too.

art malice 29-01-2016 02:09 PM

Don Letts (shut the fvck up ay?)

Old Joe Paxton 29-01-2016 02:10 PM

?

art malice 29-01-2016 02:20 PM

His 6Music trailer gets right on my tits

Hedgehog 29-01-2016 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12787534)
The GPS on my running app not working

Did you get lost?

Nork1 29-01-2016 04:16 PM

People who assume the 'Great' in Great Britain refers to how marvellous we were back in the good old days of empire, slavery, kids up chimneys and when Johnny Foreigner took a damn good 6 of the best thrashing off us and knew his place.

Chris K 29-01-2016 10:06 PM

Everywhere we gooooooooooooo
everywhere we goooooooooo
It's the <insert name of midlands team> boys making all the noise
everywhere we goooooooooooo

Stellavista 30-01-2016 12:05 AM

People who post this shit on Facearse. I don't care how far you cycled, where you cycled, how fast you were going or how long it took.
If there's a cliff on your smartphone map, do me a favour and cycle off it you f*ckers.

http://a2.mzstatic.com/eu/r30/Purple...en322x572.jpeg

elgin eagle 30-01-2016 12:11 AM

The scottish weather forecast. Why not just say 'pure shite for the next 11 months' in september and have done with it.

Stellavista 30-01-2016 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12789107)
The scottish weather forecast. Why not just say 'pure shite for the next 11 months' in september and have done with it.

I'm surprised you didn't place the full stop after the second word.

danpalace07 30-01-2016 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12788921)
Everywhere we gooooooooooooo
everywhere we goooooooooo
It's the <insert name of midlands team> boys making all the noise
everywhere we goooooooooooo

proper shit song, Spurs sing it as well

civil eagle 30-01-2016 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12788300)
Did you get lost?

No, but it didn't track my distance which annoyed me as I now don't know how fast I ran

elgin eagle 30-01-2016 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12789143)
I'm surprised you didn't place the full stop after the second word.

The scottish? :D

Nah most of them are sound I've found. They like it if you take the piss back :) The weather though is ridiculous. Today I can't get out of the estate because I stupidly thought that that would be the last of the winter snow last time. I could try putting on the snow chains I suppose.

little al 30-01-2016 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12789254)
The scottish? :D

Nah most of them are sound I've found. They like it if you take the piss back :) The weather though is ridiculous. Today I can't get out of the estate because I stupidly thought that that would be the last of the winter snow last time. I could try putting on the snow chains I suppose.

Nice and sunny here.

elgin eagle 30-01-2016 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12789327)
Nice and sunny here.

Shitloads of snow here. On the plus side I can have a day off from the gravel.

mroakley9 30-01-2016 10:48 AM

The weather in Sydney lately.

little al 30-01-2016 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12789338)
Shitloads of snow here. On the plus side I can have a day off from the gravel.

Shoveling snow instead?

Anyway, its been days now, that gravel should be finished. Half a day at the most.

elgin eagle 30-01-2016 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12789368)
Shoveling snow instead?

Anyway, its been days now, that gravel should be finished. Half a day at the most.

:D

It is nearly and I have been working all week as well as being taxi, cook and bottle washer. Hows the kodi working? Half a days work at the most ;)

ExiledStirling 30-01-2016 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12789327)
Nice and sunny here.

Will David Cameron claim credit seeing as he was up your way on Thursday ?

I know high winds were forecast but where was the mention of snow?

Paul, I Have woken up to a fair sprinkling down here and now all of a sudden they are predicting it is going to get a lot worse over next day or so.

Same for you Paul? I had to cancel going to Dunkeld yesterday because of the high winds, now looks like I wont be able to go for a little while because of the ******* snow and icy roads.

elgin eagle 30-01-2016 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12789415)
Will David Cameron claim credit seeing as he was up your way on Thursday ?

I know high winds were forecast but where was the mention of snow?

Paul, I Have woken up to a fair sprinkling down here and now all of a sudden they are predicting it is going to get a lot worse over next day or so.

Same for you Paul? I had to cancel going to Dunkeld yesterday because of the high winds, now looks like I wont be able to go for a little while because of the ******* snow and icy roads.

Nick said its thawing in edinburgh, but its still mentally snowing here mate. Makes a change from constant rain though. Would imagine Dunkeld will be impossible for a day or two unless you get the train.

ExiledStirling 30-01-2016 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12789425)
Nick said its thawing in edinburgh, but its still mentally snowing here mate. Makes a change from constant rain though. Would imagine Dunkeld will be impossible for a day or two unless you get the train.

If I was simply going to Dunkeld itself then yes a possibility but am going to Corbenic a couple of miles from it.

On and off snow here. Am not looking forward to working this evening and driving around in it.

elgin eagle 30-01-2016 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12789452)
If I was simply going to Dunkeld itself then yes a possibility but am going to Corbenic a couple of miles from it.

On and off snow here. Am not looking forward to working this evening and driving around in it.

Me too. However that is in a train so I can have lots of fun doing running brake tests past stations (especially if palace get beaten).

Shame there is nobody there who could pick you up and drop you back after.

Bones14 30-01-2016 01:52 PM

Jimmy Fallon.
Has there ever been a tonight show host that is more fake. Thinking every guest is his best mate, pathetically laughing at their inane wanky American humor. Seriously wish this bloke would ******* self combust on set. Hate, hate, hate this persistently irritating **** on TV.
Awwwww faaarrrkkk I can't stand this total ******* oxygen thief.

Breaking rocks 30-01-2016 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12789338)
Shitloads of snow here. On the plus side I can have a day off from the gravel.

:D

Neckinger Eagle 30-01-2016 02:32 PM

Going into a packed cafe on your own, queuing for food, then seeing that the only free table has been taken by someone who is saving it for the person two or three people behind you in the queue

Selfish that's what I call it

cappuccinoeagle 30-01-2016 08:43 PM

Tessa Sanderson - so superior

Nigel_Scarfer 30-01-2016 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12788921)
Everywhere we gooooooooooooo
everywhere we goooooooooo
It's the <insert name of midlands team> boys making all the noise
everywhere we goooooooooooo

Always sung at a ridiculously fast pace as well, like they've been snorting pro plus tablets beforehand.

elgin eagle 30-01-2016 11:29 PM

People who play bagpipe music on the train.

danpalace07 31-01-2016 02:35 AM

it's been said before but chips served in buckets and/or baskets or whatever. Just give me a ******* plate and stop wasting my time.

Yoda 31-01-2016 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 12789677)
Going into a packed cafe on your own, queuing for food, then seeing that the only free table has been taken by someone who is saving it for the person two or three people behind you in the queue

Selfish that's what I call it

Use your coat like the German towel cliche, then queue up?

PhuketEagle 31-01-2016 06:27 AM

Arranging a nice romantic evening at a special restaurant for a surprise & discovering she's taken her mobile along. She then spends ages taking selfies, sending the pics on Facebook & getting replies while I'm vainly trying to get her attention. Complete waste of time & effort!

GorBlimey 31-01-2016 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 12791060)
Arranging a nice romantic evening at a special restaurant for a surprise & discovering she's taken her mobile along. She then spends ages taking selfies, sending the pics on Facebook & getting replies while I'm vainly trying to get her attention. Complete waste of time & effort!

I guess the lesson is that you shouldn't arrange a romantic date with a prostitute - just get down to business and move on. :p

Yoda 31-01-2016 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 12791060)
Arranging a nice romantic evening at a special restaurant for a surprise & discovering she's taken her mobile along. She then spends ages taking selfies, sending the pics on Facebook & getting replies while I'm vainly trying to get her attention. Complete waste of time & effort!

Take your own selfie, post it on Facebook yourself and mail her saying 'hello, would you like to chat with the person sitting opposite you?', and then add a few smiley emoticons to reduce the chance of an argument ensuing.

If she doesn't take this unsubtle hint and alter her mobile obsession, try suggesting you both put away the mobiles over dinner (even if you do already, it sounds nicer if you pretend you're making a gesture too).

New LP 31-01-2016 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12789178)
proper shit song, Spurs sing it as well

Just the latest dull song that everyone has decided to sing.

Although we kind of started it with the See Pee Eff See song.


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