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cunt?

Woo-hoo!!

People who call their pets "my baby/ies".

My mate felt like that and died of sepsis within 24hours. Get to the docs mate.

Worse is when they refer to themselves as mummy/daddy to their creature.

Cheers mate. Thought it would have turned into a cold by now but it hasn't.

Domestic pets should be banned :)

swearing is one of the joys of life

too blimming right!

People that always complain and full of negativity.

drivers who overtake me on motorways and immediately pull back in front of me at less than a cars length

most common motorway M20

second M25

M40 best

Drivers who don't have indicators fitted to their cars. At least that must be the reason, as who'd be such a wanker as to not bother moving their hand a fraction to indicate

It's a load of shit. England in white shirts blue shorts, Holland in Orange shirts white shorts. As it should be. But no Nike have to f*ck everything up and make each team wear wank socks as well.

Come on Chocky, as you well know, any sock's a wank sock :p

Not annoying but the opposite that an ex mod comes back and says cunt.

Marvellous fayre.

Typical comment from those who don't children.

Pets and Kids - not on the same level.

Dogs sleeping on the same beds as their owners. I saw a porn clip once where a dog was in the shot the whole time sniffeling about on the back of the bed how the bollocking hell could I whack off to that ffs. Ah but then all of a sudden....

Did you like it?

What the f*ck is a 'statement' coat? F*ck off you pretentious c*nts.

'Must have'. F*ck off.

Young men with beards talking bollocks. F*ck off.

Seeing the email reminder of an ebay item expiring two minutes too late.

Go to a shop.:)

Sitting down for a bit of peace and quiet, clicking on a website, (usually a news one), identifying an interesting article and opening it.

All good.

Really enjoying the ambience, said article, my coffee when, suddenly, out of nowhere, some mother f***er starts speaking to me from a fecking video on the page that I never fecking realised was fecking loading all the time!

Never, ever, fails to make me jump out of my skin.

Agree

Crazy talk :)

Could have had a pink luke 1977 jumper for a tenner if I'd remembered in time. rrp £70, I shit you not.

Good shout. Thank jesus for adblock, any site that has this can do one if they think they're earning money from me with these intrusive ads

Probably already mentioned before (probably by me a few months back) - trying to figure out the best broadband deal.
Sky stitched me up by withdrawing a deal, reducing my service and bumping up the price 3 months after I signed up to a 12 month contract (and they MUST have known it was going to be discontinued while they were still advertising it). I've reluctantly stuck with them because changing provider is a pain in the ******* arse.
All I want is broadband that costs x quid a month. I don't want free for 6 months then £15 after that. I don't want a 12 month contract that doubles in price when it expires. I don't want vouchers. I don't want cashback. I don't want to have to switch ISP every 18 months when the price increases wipe out the initial savings.
Is it too much to ask for a provider that says I'll pay £21 a month plus yearly inflation rises for as long as I want??

My 12 month free Broadband with sky is due to run out in a few months, dreading the inevitable change over.

Why not just write to them cancelling rather than phoning and spending a month on hold. Sky users piss me off anyway so I hope its painful.

News website my arse :D

Got to be the right size though.
http://airportwindsocks.com/images/Orange_Windsock.JPG

Depends what you're after, Nork. Virgin Media broadband is excellent but only really worth it if your going for a phone and TV package too. That said, the Virgin Media TiVo box is absolutely ******* pony. It gets so slow, services like catchup, Netflix of even just tying to browse the TV guide become unusable.

My point is there's no fixed long term price, it's all introductory offers, vouchers, Amazon gift cards, cashback. I don't care about all that, I want the price to be upfront and what I pay in a couple of years to be the same as now (plus inflation), not bumped up by a tenner a month.
I don't want to have to go through this shit every 18 months, sod the offers, just let me know the long term cost and I'll sign up.

Negativity on the General Palace Discussion, especially AJ and Freddie Ladapo threads

Alright then. Must of.

Having to spend yet another sodding week in Bucharest. I am totally sick of Bucharest.

If the sun is out, try finding Club Player and chill around the pool.

Siri. WTF is that all about. Why have the precious resources of my phone been taken up by this pile of wank. Any slight background noise and its off on another planet and even if you ask in queens English it can't even do the most simple of things like "show me my notifications" Its says I have them but won't show them. Wank Wank Wank

The Irish dick from ufc. Let's hope he gets his ass kicked again in July the gobby twat.

Bear Grylls. Knob.

My laptop not switching on and knowing its probably time to get new one.

April Fools Day

agreed

People in doctor's waiting rooms who carry on as if they're indoors. Some dirty old git with his manky foot out.
Feel like yakking up.

the toffey nosed Tory prick.

got the same problem here, another 500 quid down the drain

Roadworks where nobody ever seems to be doing anything. If your going to inconvenience us at least get on with it and minimise the time your doing it for instead of sitting on your arse doing piss all.

Try unplugging the power cable, removing the battery then press and hold the power switch for a minute.

Reinstall battery and reconnect power cable. Works sometimes.

I can only assume that whoever nicknamed that scrawny irritating wanker 'Bear' was taking the piss.

I think I have said previously on this thread that it annoys me getting charged to pay by debit card. It's usually 50p. The local curry house now charging £1.50 to pay for your food. Yes £1.50 TO F*CKING PAY!! Robbing f*cking c*nts. If you can't set up your pricing system to factor payment costs in F*CK OFF. Truth is they are trying to get you to pay by cash because they are on the f*cking fiddle. Therefore the charge needs to be made illegal. Nice curry though.:p

You know that old song, "There's a hole in my bucket".... metaphorically that was me on the phone with the telephone company yesterday!

No need to get annoyed. John Major introduced the traffic cone hotline which I'm confident will still be available to hear your complaint and deal with it promptly.

Robbing bastards. I take card for everything in my business; 99p regularly. It's just a con charging for this.:grrr:

Countryside towns who feel it's beneath them to get some bloody street lights. It's 2016 and you can't see where the **** you are going.

Thanks for the suggestion but I have now managed to switch it on.

For about £70 we get 200Mbit broadband plus their XL tv package and a mahoosive storage on TiVo which, in our case is the complete opposite of your experience. We'd never go back to the Sky equivalent which, for us, was way slower. They can stick the completely unnecessary compulsory home phone line up their arse mind.

Maybe the TiVo performance is location related?

It's a really funny take on his real name - Edward i.e Teddy hahahahaha!

The crossing of those rocks last night really pissed me off. Firstly, the silly little f*cker deliberately placed a log, which was exactly long enough to span the gap, right next to where they had to cross. He then showed us how easy it was to simply jump said gap.

The 'celebs' were then left with a no win scenario. Jump the gap and they would be rebuked for endangering themselves and the group or use the log as a makeshift bridge, (which they initially chose), and then.....

Townies moving into my old village demanding street lights which, as a community, we'd been more than happy living without for nigh on a thousand years.

Its artificial light that fecks your night sight in the first place.

Check the VM forums, Blind. It's a known long term issue with TiVo boxes. They're woefully under spec'd for the job apparently. VM are supposedly about roll out an upgraded box, maybe you got one of them?

We got on this a few weeks ago after realising how shit it was paying £45 a month for decaying talktalk internet and phone (no TV), it's well good!

How do you watch catch up in HD? Everything I've ever tried to watch back is just appalling quality rather like their customer service. It's actually laughable that I am on a forum trying to find out how to watch catch up TV in HD. Seeing as I am still paying for HD despite it being a ten year old "technology" that's all I should be able to get let alone hunting around for the thing.

ITV Local News referring to Arsenal V Watford as a London derby

The concept of a 'London Derby' in general, I couldn't give a s*** about Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea, West Ham, Fulham or QPR, so why do these games get hyped up by the media as 'London Derbys' as if the term means something.

Saving myself for Match of the Day (regarding the result today), only to have it emblazoned at the top of my search results as I try to buy a semi-final ticket just now.

I would've enjoyed a 2-2 away draw! It would've made my evening.

Commentators that don't accept the standard palace pronunciation of players names, but instead create different versions - font, grabBAN etc.

ki-rai

only being able to drift off to sleep when watching something quiet in the background

It's annoying that electronic bank transaction don't take place during the weekend... do computers take the weekend off?

People,Who,Construct,sentences Like,This, It,makes,My,Eyes,Bleed.

Oh rest assured I've been a regular contributor on there. :D

16 months without a home phone line after they 'nicked it' having oversold their services locally. Sixteen months of compensation, coupled with not having to pay for a landline I didn't want. It was brilliant :D. I was gutted when my neighbor moved and cancelled. Amazingly I got my landline back within a week, without them having to dig up a major highway. :sob:

I've had a TiVo box since they first offered them, I'm on my second now. It may well be "a long term issue with TiVo boxes", but crucially it's not all TiVo boxes, both of ours cope with HD despite all the supposed technical issues that prevent them doing so.

I agree it's odd but I can only report our experiences as we find them.

People who live on streets without parking restrictions who get annoyed about other people parking their cars on said street.

Tough shit.

People who don't know the difference between OUR and ARE!!!
Just read a post on HOL suggesting that some fans should read ARE history.... Really?
Learn to write English!!!

Yeah. That's bollox

Fontay becoming Font always irritates me

Schoolboy error. They barely go through the pretence of giving you enough time to find the remote before blabbing the scores on the news beforehand nowadays. Looking at your phone or PC is asking for trouble.

God I miss Midweek Sports Special in the 80's.

Bastard owl night after night. So pleased we relegated them.

Pedestrians who don't acknowledge you when you stop to let them over the road. I feel a Death Race 2000 modification to the car coming on.

http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/up...ath-Race-3.jpg

Cars that stop to let pedestrians cross even though the car has right of way

Depends on the circumstances, surely?

Luton airport.

I cannot think of a single non-hateful thing about it (other than it is about twenty mins door to door).

My wife not understanding football tribal mentally. Watching the fa youth cup semi final, i dont care who wins.

KG suddenly becoming 'Dikashwee' after we got promoted

Rachel Riley. On more and more 'celebrity' shows these days 'famous' for doing what? Being highly attractive and being good at maths on an afternoon programme for old age piss drinkers?

She's false, has perfected the art of being able to find everything anyone says hilarious and lacks any warmth or personality.

And she comes from Southend and 'supports' Man Utd.

Having said that if she reads this I think I've just blown my chances of ever throwing a lump up it.

Yup. That should do it.

Post 8783. Finally close thread.

The fact I don't get to slap my cock round her chops annoys me.

Carol wouldn't have slipped it out so quick, she had class.

:D

It's Rachel Riley's shyness that bothers me. Like if anything really awful happened you know she wouldn't be able to deal with it; she'd just turn red and try to hide behind her fringe.

I like to have complete confidence in my TV presenters, not feel nervous for them.

But a 19%er, she surely must be.

When they look like Rachel Riley I must admit my first thought is always who she is as a person. Same for Scarlett Johansson.

The fact I don't get to slap my cock round her chops annoys me.
That's made my day. Thanks :)

Negative. If a car has right of way, the car should always go. The pedestrians can wait.

Always thought it was funny when we used to shout out the player's last name after a goal and, on the rare occasions he scored, the whole crowd shouting Geeee

People who say their phone number too quickly.

I know you know it.... but I don't , so SLOW DOWN !

What about when people read your phone number back to you but break up the numbers in a different pattern.
Then you have no idea if it's your number or not.
That is bloody annoying.

People that write 'ue' instead of 'ü'. I know it's pretty much the same thing, but it's really not hard to throw in a ******* umlaut.

I wouldn't know how to.

Did you need this bit?

I was watching her the other day. I got aroused. Not bad, seven letters.

Oh Piddles. What happened to you?:(