C*nts.

24 hours later after a big beer session it kicks in more and now being f*cking bastard pissed off. I thought Puncheon had put the Hughes 26 year nightmare to rest.

BUGGERING F*CK AND C*NT.

travellers from the future

This... Bar the kebab

I know. I am stating that I would like us to win one.

having to tell a student 'no sleeping' in an exam :banghead:

United (the airline not the wankers... well... yes and them, but mainly the airline)

Flight to London on Thursday night: cancelled (managed to get on an earlier flight)
Flight back to NY today, delayed by 4 hours.

Atrocious airline.

People saying to me "Sorry about the result but did you enjoy the day?" **** off. The whole day revolves around the bloody result!! Off course l didn't enjoy the day. ****wits

United are still fecking with you into Monday. Print loads of :jerkit: symbols and decorate the plane with them.

Work colleagues

Mondays after losing the FA cup final and everybody going on with their lives as if nothing happened. :(

The fact I can see Wembley arch from my work window makes me upset and it's going to make today very hard. :(

Wayne Rooney - never liked him totally over hyped
Ryan Giggs - his voice grates and he is in an absolute wrong un
Gazza - too young to remember his playing days but as a person I think he's simply the pits and treated his ex wife and kids appallingly
George best - same reason as above
Anyone given national treasure status by the paper's
Facebook attention seeking
People who drive up the middle of the road and won't get over and make room for you to pass
People.who don't flash lights or acknowledge when you pull in to let them pass
Kids on ******* scooters or more accurately.parents of said kids who say **** all when their little brat has almost taken your ankles out

Will be back when I think of more

bbc radio 5 live for not describing the match action once on our 9 hour journey home, instead focussing purely on some speculation about the wankers muppet-like manager the whole fecking time.

The BBC website, AGAIN, for this new trend of "Magazine type" reporting. This time on China's scientific research. I want to read an article not scroll scroll scoll over pretty pictures to get to the next paragraph of text. Gave up halfway through.

Adverts that have stripped back, slowed own piano covers with some insipid vocals. Just had That's Entertainment and Everybody's Free consecutively.

Absolute shite. If I wanna hear pared back, snail-paced covers with shit singing I'll record myself on the sodding ukulele.... grrr.

People on facebook putting Game of Thrones spoilers on their status

People who say things like "we need to go out and buy a 15-20 goal a season striker" as if there's some kind of Strikers R Us store teams can go to

Add the version of Wonderful Life.
So soon after Colin Vearncombe passed away as well.
Sacrilege.

People who don't give feedback after you've sold something on eBay.

When we are next in the cup final maybe you should release a ukulele version of GAO. I'd buy that!

Spanish TV, Canal+ etc that seem to be able to show EVERY football match from around the world EXCEPT the FA Cup Final.

At the airport. My wallet doesn't appear to be.

****

My taxi driver is thrashing his Prius to get me home and back for my flight.

The servers going down at my son's school for the second exam in succession. Haven't the kids got enough to worry about without exams being drawn out due to technology issues.

Cant they use pen and paper?

I agree with the fake "ooh - isn't that evocative" sentiment, just because you can hear the words. But I do point you towards Firestarter, covered by Torre Florim which I quite like.

The b*stard cousin of this has to be anything "...on the pan pipes" which pervade hotel restaurants the World over.

sellers who insist that you have to give them feedback first before you get theirs. Do one, I paid first, stick your feedback up yer quim

Even if they thought what you had sold them was shyte?

Brett

Why do they need servers to do exams? Genuine question, it was pen, paper and a calculator when I did mine years ago...

Feels like it was quill, parchment and difference engine when I did mine :(

sitting through an ad break and then remembering you're watching a recording and should have used the FF.

Landlines that ring from both the base and the phone, often out of sync and sometimes with different ringtones that are far too loud.

You can mute the base station sound you know.

MODS: Please move this post to middle class problems

:supergrin:

Surprised they are not doing exams "in the cloud"

I work in other peoples houses, so might be a bit odd if the plumber starts tinkering with their phones. Good advice though.

You could do what Eye Dee does, he blows them up. You could flood them.

Tartan patterned suits. Uglier than a fat girls mildew ridden fat fold.

My son has a slight educational disability and gets permission therefore to use a laptop in certain exams.

I regularly mute babestation. :p

I won't ask how you're in a position to make that comparison

People who sign off an Email using only their first initial.

Especially if it's D as it looks like a blind grinning smilie.

I never, ever give feedback on eBay. Life is simply too short.

But you can post here? ;)

People who take pictures of their food and post them on the interweb. F*ck off.

The new nationwide racist 'operation black vote' poster of a white man shouting at an Indian. Imagine the reaction if UKIP released a poster with some black youths mugging an old white lady? ******* double standards. Glad I left the UK

******* press one for this two for that then one for this and two for that then one for this and two for that half a dozen times before you can speak to someone. ARRRRGGGHH

Name and shame VODAFONE ..........Bastards

Only true if seller has given feedback first. As another poster said, the buyer pays up first, give them feedback there is no excuse not to.

I'll be dead by then...

And besides the Pet Shop Boys got there first (albeit not on a uke).



Arrrgh. My ears, they bleed... (and I'm a big PSB fan)

Reducing their overheads by employing fewer staff and using a computer to sift calls instead, and passing the costs on to you in longer call charges whilst you press all those buttons, AND taking a share of those extra call charges as well. You pay them to save money and waste your time. Nice work if you can get it!!

Insert your own "Your mum / Wife / Girlfriend" joke here.

People who buy dogs, who live in a flat and then **** off to work; leaving the c°**ing thing to bark all day. :veryangry

100% uncaring cruel inconsiderate c*nts.

Dogs. Too many of those f*cking shitting machines around now.

The Geordie on the One Show is still winding me up - So disingenuous. Terrible programme actually.

Only during working hours :p

xenophobic morons who learn to use keyboards.

That disgusts me too. They get home and treat the dog like a child. Seeing nothing wrong in what they are doing.

Tonight they had annoying Jack Whitehall on, flogging a new film he's made with Jennifer Aniston & Kate Hudson, no doubt its terrible

Top Tip: if a tv programme is rubbish, don't watch it

The Pardew out threads

Chinese (let's walk ten-abreast along this main road @ night just to annoy people while completely ignoring everyone & chattering gobbledegook incessantly amongst ourselves while playing with our mobiles. Tomorrow we can do it all again in the supermarket.)

I live in Chinatown in Sydney and everyday it takes me all the mental strength I have to resist the urge to go on a genocidal rampage.

I love their food but.

9 minutes. 9 bloody minutes.

The fact that I keep checking the transfer forum

Looking around today and realising everyone looks ******* miserable or stressed.

People.

Referendum debates. Nobody seems to have a clue what they are talking about.

Two month long election campaigns.

C**ts should be given 48 hours to smear the other party and let us know where they're spending their 100 billion.

And it's not even like we're blessed with entertaining leaders. Bill Shorten or Malcolm Turnbull? It's like choosing between a sponge or a mop. Except sponges and mops prove to be useful.

A*******s who throw fag but`s out car windows.Use the f*****g ash tray,that`s what it`s there for you c**t.

A packet of frozen baby peas has more personality than these two

Yep, for all of Tony's faults at least he was good for a laugh (mainly at his expense but still), but these two are two of the most nondescript politicians Australia has ever had

Indeed but there are those who would have him back. Not the same without his three word catch phrases. I'm not one but some of pocket fascists in the liberals would.

Australians who use the word 'but' at the end of a sentence.

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Get F*CKED.

Well that and 2 pence pieces but I agree with you on the whole.
I spent 100 quid on an electronic ciggy pack. Whilst driving down the road I forgot myself and chucked one of em out the window. D'oh!
Serves me right too. Littering fag end scum that I am!

or the ones that answer all of their own questions?

what's your hobby sport?

what's your name Sheila?

etc

People that refer to footballers by their christian names like they know them personally.

Obviously I've no problem with family and friends of footballers calling them by their christian names.

Spanish commentators who call Ronaldo, Cristiano.

People that live in glass houses.
Non- stone throwing c*nts.

And everyone else who uses 'so' at the beginning of them.
It doesn't imbue your words with any more authority, you c*nts.

Look.....

At last,something on the BBS that`s given me a proper belly laugh.:p

Advert break on ITV a C######a ad not sure what for, followed by Winstone Bet 365

Have you never said "take him on Wilf" or "break his legs Damo"?

Yup

Go on Wilfy

Skin him Yala

Do him Jed

Have him Damo

Smash him Scotty

All whilst Rooney had the ball

I'll accept that as I'm guilty of that sorta speak too. During a game.

It's in every day conversation that you just wanna stab the culprits in the eye with a pen when they talk like that.


Or is it just me?

I was speaking to Joel (Ward) about it tother day and he agreed.

I can confirm this is 100% true.

Every single Political argument boils down to jobs, growth, money and immigration.

Growth especially. Growth. Some dump ****s get turned on by the word and knod with approval every time it's muttered. Growth. Grrrr...

:D

Spanish newspapers who call him CR7

Do you mean Wardo ?

Stig and his mates?

My son slagging Fireman Sam off when he used to love it

Don't worry, when he's a teenager revising for his summer exams, nostalgia will set in and he'll be saying how fondly he remembers watching Fireman Sam with you and wishes he could return to the simple life!

So true. I discarded Bod for years and now love it again

I loved Rosie and Jim til they got involved in the swinging scene.