This is hilarious. Cheering me up after yesterday

AA reporting carnage M6 southbound.

Ref yesterday would have given the free kick to Ronaldo and booked the defender

Man Utd are shambolic

Dunno, but they are getting spanked:D

Pogba will refuse to come on as sub in the 2nd half!
Or he'll come on and get a red!

:D

100% made the most of the ball being there.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
:D:D:D:jerkit::jerkit::lux::lux::lux: :jerkit::jerkit:

Giving AWB some stick. ‘50 fvcking million for him. Palace must be pissing themselves laughing’

Me - ‘We are’

:D

Scholes was predicting this in midweek. Not sure if it was before or after he sucked his daughter’s toes.

They won't get a spanking ..... isn't Maguire playing.

Utterly brilliant, hope they don't let up second half

Old Trafford will be empty for the second half.. :)

Excellent stuff! How the fook has OGS not been binned. Might be now though!

So poor from Maguire. Totally commits himself and leaves Shaw isolated.

Fergie to go into the dressing room and give Ole Gunnar Solskjaer the hair dryer treatment!

He deserves more time surly.

100% red... he was kicking the ball in frustration. There was no way the ball was going to get out of Jones' stomach!

If he (CR) had tried raking the ball back, that might be excusable.

Utd have their ‘Sunderland’. ………….

Red nose in the dressing room at HT.?

Maybe they should loan him back to us like they did with Wilf!

If he does, I hope the red he gets is diving Mo.

Alexander-Arnold should've rolled around holding his gentleman's area

Please, please, get 7 or more!

Yeah, should be given at least another five years :supergrin:.

Yep 8 would nice

Hopefully Liverpool don’t take their foot off the gas

Best one so far.

‘Luke Shaw. Fvck me. That **** is on the Dr Ugs’

:D

Apparently United gave OGS a new 3 year contract in August. Reported salary £200k a week!!

What were they thinking? If they had offered him 1 year rolling at £50k a week would he have left? Who else was queuing up to employ him?

I think he's doing a wonderful job. :D

Live feed from chez Scholes

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Was only coming in for a couple and watch first half. Think I might just have another livener

Stay put & report back :p

Fans favourite Steve Bruce is available...

Liverpool taking their foot of the gas would be unforgivable.

A nation expects.

I had no idea what this was, i googled it.

I wish i hadn't.

It really would be fabulous to see it. If Liverpool score again, it’ll be about a quarter full… :D

Why not just a straight swap?

:p

They’ve just finished cleaning up the glass and beer :D

BBC:

"There are still three minutes of half-time left but the Manchester United players are already out."

Pogba on. This could be fun!

Just realized how wanky Man U's shirts are. Like something out of the 70's, or is that the point?

They need someone who really understands the wankers to be the next lead wanker.

Steve Bruce is available

Five hahahaha

FIVE!

Hahahaha manu

Haha I'm not sure I've enjoyed a drubbing like this before.

:D

Frightening to see a PL team with zero weakness.

City and Liverpool are on a different planet.

I think it might have just clicked in here that Maguire is utter shit :D

Oh dear... its time to practice social distancing

This is ******* hilarious .

Brilliant. It's ending up 8 I reckon

It's even worse than that now. My sides are aching:D

Double figures please bin dippers

Fire drill.

The ground is emptying out at an alarming rate :D:lux:

1:5 :eek:

Offside, hilarious

VAR PLEASEEEEEE

Don't let up Liverpool

Offside ha ha ha!

:D

And Chelsea. I think only Bayern are close to those 3 in world football at the moment.

Is it even possible to get any funnier ? :lux::lux:

Red card please

Well they’ve conceded six at home before and OGS carried on mr teflon

Won’t be surprised if he survives this one

Certainly should be

Haha wankers!!! Brilliant.

Man Utd have equalised

5 (yellows):5 (goals)

If Old Red Nose leaves the ground will surely empty ....

My day gets better

Shaw and Maguire to be carded
Salah and Ronaldo at least 1 shot on target each

12/1

How’s that not a red card...

Not in front of 70,000. Not even in front of the 'as it stands' crowd of 30,000 :D :D

As long as they pay us the £5m add-on before he comes back.

Wankba should be wanked off for that.

its no worst than the one he got away with earlier in the season.

Clear red card for Pogba

Oh dear Pogba

It just gets better :D

I don't think I've ever enjoyed a non-Palace game more than this.

They really should be down to 8 wankers

Lol. OGS is a total clown.

Took off Greenwood for Pogba and left Fred on the pitch.

10 is definitely now possible

Loving this.....

How many can liverpool get in the next 40 minutes, reckon they should be looking for 9 or 10

Oh dear :D hahahaha!

Uncanny

Shocking tackle

Prescient :D

Manure fans leaving :)

The wankers will probably try to get another 5 sent off then they can abandon the game.

Have some rep! :p

If only we’d won yesterday this would have been the perfect weekend. Us win, BHA stuffed at home and now this.

The way to play attacking football in the opposition half
not your own. ��

Great shout , #ollymuststay , This is ******* HILARIOUS

To be fair to this lot in here, a great chant of ‘we can see you sneaking out’ went up when the TV showed Utd fans streaming out of the ground :D

Double figures please

How did Taylor not give that as a red straight away? Awful to miss that.

Wondrous stuff