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SeanPalace84 17-10-2017 03:01 PM

Going into the Apple store. Had to go with my missus as she has one and I've never seen so many misfits in one place and that includes the spotty strange staff. A lot of people that have no idea but come in because it's fashionable to like Apple.

Maz 17-10-2017 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 13897511)
it's fashionable to like Apple.

Wrong tense, surely?

Neckinger Eagle 17-10-2017 09:50 PM

Jack Whitehall. Entitled posh boy stealing a living. Never knowingly humorous.

Neckinger Eagle 17-10-2017 09:54 PM

While I'm on this thread, and I may have said this before, but friends who think you are remotely interested in seeing the hundreds of holiday photographs.

Se9 eagles 17-10-2017 10:17 PM

Musicians who think their views are more valid than anybody else's.Who gives a shit what Bono or Sting think?

Se9 eagles 17-10-2017 10:19 PM

Russell Brand.A complete and utter ****.

PALACEWU 17-10-2017 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Se9 eagles (Post 13898217)
Musicians who think their views are more valid than anybody else's.Who gives a shit what Bono or Sting think?

Are you new?

Maz 17-10-2017 11:19 PM

This incarnation is.

Coastal Palace 18-10-2017 12:11 AM

Beth Tweddle.
There's something about her I just don't like.
It's probably her awful ugliness.

cappuccinoeagle 18-10-2017 12:41 AM

Andrew Pierce - irritating Daily Mail journalist who sometimes turns up on Good Morning Britain and Sky News

johnbush 18-10-2017 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Coastal Palace (Post 13898364)
Beth Tweddle.
There's something about her I just don't like.
It's probably her awful ugliness.

So you only like good-looking people?

Coastal Palace 18-10-2017 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by johnbush (Post 13898379)
So you only like good-looking people?

Of course. Don't you?

I don't care for the ugly. Life's too short.

matayusgiovanni 18-10-2017 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Coastal Palace (Post 13898384)
Of course. Don't you?

I don't care for the ugly. Life's too short.

So is Jimmy Krankie and he's both.

Maidstoned Eagle 18-10-2017 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Coastal Palace (Post 13898384)
Of course. Don't you?

I don't care for the ugly. Life's too short.

You can get help for your self loathing.

Se9 eagles 18-10-2017 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13898315)
This incarnation is.

I'm sick and tired of all the abuse on the Brexit thread so please let me post in peace on other threads.You really are in danger of becoming a boring troll.So please grow up and if you want to abuse,deride or belittle people leave it to your favourite thread rather than hunting people down elsewhere.Thank you.

Maz 18-10-2017 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Se9 eagles (Post 13898441)
I was Alex S, Barry and a whole host of other banned trolls. .

EFA

Se9 eagles 18-10-2017 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13898442)
EFA

You or others have doctored that comment.I have no idea who those people are and I'm sure you know that so stop being a total twat.The BBS should be fun but people like you are ruining it with the constant demeaning of people who don't agree with you.

Maz 18-10-2017 08:37 AM

In the absence of a violin-playing emoji…

:S:

Maidstoned Eagle 18-10-2017 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Se9 eagles (Post 13898445)
Mummy, the nasty man is being nasty. :sob:

:supergrin:

Coastal Palace 18-10-2017 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13898435)
You can get help for your self loathing.

I can.
But I won't.

saxoneagle 18-10-2017 09:15 AM

A woman asked a kid to stand up this morning so she could sit down and apply her makeup. Two annoying things about this:

1. The woman thinking she had a right to ask the kid to move.
2. People putting on makeup, or any sort of personal grooming, on public transport. Get up 10 minutes earlier, you inconsiderate arseholes.

Maz 18-10-2017 09:17 AM

Your first point is debatable, although I see where you're coming from. No doubt however about the second…

saxoneagle 18-10-2017 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13898475)
Your first point is debatable, although I see where you're coming from. No doubt however about the second…

Perhaps, but there's no more reason for a woman in her 20's or 30's to be deserving of a seat than a 5/6 year old.

Se9 eagles 18-10-2017 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13898454)
In the absence of a violin-playing emoji…

:S:

Better than :jerkit: which is applicable to you.Just seen your pic-I'm not surprised by your smug look but surely do something with the ridiculous beard/tash arrangement.Makes you look like a right ****!Now,see what you've done.Brought me down to your level.Maybe others should look at your pic and find you in the Arthur for a face-to-face chat rather than you trolling on here.Maybe not,you're not worth it.....

Maidstoned Eagle 18-10-2017 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Se9 eagles (Post 13898502)
Better than :jerkit: which is applicable to you.Just seen your pic-I'm not surprised by your smug look but surely do something with the ridiculous beard/tash arrangement.Makes you look like a right ****!Now,see what you've done.Brought me down to your level.Maybe others should look at your pic and find you in the Arthur for a face-to-face chat rather than you trolling on here.Maybe not,you're not worth it.....

Do your own dirty work

Se9 eagles 18-10-2017 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Se9 eagles (Post 13898502)
Better than :jerkit: which is applicable to you.Just seen your pic-I'm not surprised by your smug look but surely do something with the ridiculous beard/tash arrangement.Makes you look like a right ****!Now,see what you've done.Brought me down to your level.Maybe others should look at your pic and find you in the Arthur for a face-to-face chat rather than you trolling on here.Maybe not,you're not worth it.....

And a haircut would be a good idea.Menopause?

Se9 eagles 18-10-2017 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13898503)
Do your own dirty work

Got far better things to do on a match day.Drinking with my mates for one....

Little Fozzie 18-10-2017 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Se9 eagles (Post 13898511)
And a haircut would be a good idea.Menopause?

Please take your shit elsewhere and leave the best thread on the bbs alone

Terrace Bickle 18-10-2017 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 13898474)
2. People putting on makeup, or any sort of personal grooming, on public transport. Get up 10 minutes earlier, you inconsiderate arseholes.

Could you make that 25mins earlier so they can have their breakfasts at home too? What is wrong with people? Free milk for teas and coffees doesn't mean you use it all on your breakfast cereal when you arrive at work. I expect they'll be taking toilet rolls home from work soon too.

bubbs11 18-10-2017 10:04 AM

Accidentally swallowing toothpaste. WTF!! My throat feels like I smoked 10 packs of Marlboro last night.

saxoneagle 18-10-2017 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 13898520)
Could you make that 25mins earlier so they can have their breakfasts at home too? What is wrong with people? Free milk for teas and coffees doesn't mean you use it all on your breakfast cereal when you arrive at work. I expect they'll be taking toilet rolls home from work soon too.

I've no issue with people eating breakfast at work - I do because if I eat within the first hour or so of waking up, I'm often sick. So I get up at 6, leave the house at 7 and have breakfast about 7.45 when I reach my office (although my breakfast is usually just a coffee and a banana!).

Now, eating breakfast on the train is annoying... but mostly because it makes me feel sick! :D

I'm OK, generally, with other food on trains as long as the smell isn't over-powering and you aren't affecting other people. Kebabs, McDonalds/BK/KFC are not acceptable. A sandwich is. And take your ******* rubbish away with you, too. :)

saxoneagle 18-10-2017 10:06 AM

And on the subject of rubbish: if you choose to take a newspaper to read on the train in the morning, then don't just chuck it on a seat or on the floor when you're done - throw it away, or take it away with you.

Vendy 18-10-2017 10:15 AM

Perfume - Aftershave - Fabric Softeners - Shops with PHS air freshener. Its ******* awful. Some of these feckers must be doing whole body washes in Perfume, its getting to be worse than secondhand smoke!

Go in to a public toilets and pish pish PHS machines everywhere - Premier Inn same shit in the halls.

And another thing I KNOW for a fact that some of you have this problem and no nothing about it, your HE washing machine is ****ed - you ****ed it by overloading it with detergent, doing constant 30 degree washes and because it smells a bit weird your solution is put in more detergent which is making more mouldy detergent in the drum. This is at epidemic levels it is a cross between mould smell and detergent ******* revolting.

http://blog.espares.co.uk/wp-content...970b-800wi.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...ULQO4D--0nI4fQ

fioreuk 18-10-2017 10:22 AM

The pretentious twat at work who has installed his own coffee machine on his desk. The twattery knows no bounds and the phutting and bubbling and the foul smelling brew, probably some of that civet cat shit coffee, is seriously annoying.

Needless to say, he is an Arsenal fan :jerkit::jerkit:

davech 18-10-2017 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898557)
The pretentious twat at work who has installed his own coffee machine on his desk. The twattery knows no bounds and the phutting and bubbling and the foul smelling brew, probably some of that civet cat shit coffee, is seriously annoying.

Needless to say, he is an Arsenal fan :jerkit::jerkit:

Has it been fully checked out and approved by Elf and Safety with the appropriate sticker to ensure it is safe? It could be a fire risk and exposing all and sundry to unnecessary risk..... At my old place, this procedure could take weeks, as the maintenance/electricias were always so busy ;)

pallet 18-10-2017 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898557)
The pretentious twat at work who has installed his own coffee machine on his desk. The twattery knows no bounds and the phutting and bubbling and the foul smelling brew, probably some of that civet cat shit coffee, is seriously annoying.

Needless to say, he is an Arsenal fan :jerkit::jerkit:

Piss in it when he leaves.

Palace Dan 18-10-2017 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13898687)
Piss in it when he leaves.

What a combo with cat poo coffee!:clown:

fioreuk 18-10-2017 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 13898673)
Has it been fully checked out and approved by Elf and Safety with the appropriate sticker to ensure it is safe? It could be a fire risk and exposing all and sundry to unnecessary risk..... At my old place, this procedure could take weeks, as the maintenance/electricias were always so busy ;)

Genius :lux: :p

fioreuk 18-10-2017 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13898687)
Piss in it when he leaves.

Difficult tactic with me being a lazy sod who leaves well before him :(

Terrace Bickle 18-10-2017 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898557)
The pretentious twat at work who has installed his own coffee machine on his desk. The twattery knows no bounds and the phutting and bubbling and the foul smelling brew, probably some of that civet cat shit coffee, is seriously annoying.

Needless to say, he is an Arsenal fan :jerkit::jerkit:

Add some used cat litter for a fresh authentic taste.

firesign 18-10-2017 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 13898520)
Could you make that 25mins earlier so they can have their breakfasts at home too? What is wrong with people? Free milk for teas and coffees doesn't mean you use it all on your breakfast cereal when you arrive at work. I expect they'll be taking toilet rolls home from work soon too.

Probably the same tossers who heat up a curry in the microwave at lunchtime at eat it at their stinking out the whole office. :veryangry

PeterH 18-10-2017 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 13898535)
I've no issue with people eating breakfast at work - I do because if I eat within the first hour or so of waking up, I'm often sick. So I get up at 6, leave the house at 7 and have breakfast about 7.45 when I reach my office (although my breakfast is usually just a coffee and a banana!).

Now, eating breakfast on the train is annoying... but mostly because it makes me feel sick! :D

I'm OK, generally, with other food on trains as long as the smell isn't over-powering and you aren't affecting other people. Kebabs, McDonalds/BK/KFC are not acceptable. A sandwich is. And take your ******* rubbish away with you, too. :)

Aaah. But that might annoy other people in the same way as make up lady annoys you.

strawberry mivi 18-10-2017 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 13898535)
I've no issue with people eating breakfast at work - I do because if I eat within the first hour or so of waking up, I'm often sick. So I get up at 6, leave the house at 7 and have breakfast about 7.45 when I reach my office (although my breakfast is usually just a coffee and a banana!).

Now, eating breakfast on the train is annoying... but mostly because it makes me feel sick! :D

I'm OK, generally, with other food on trains as long as the smell isn't over-powering and you aren't affecting other people. Kebabs, McDonalds/BK/KFC are not acceptable. A sandwich is. And take your ******* rubbish away with you, too. :)

Congratulations - when will you be hearing the patter of tiny feet?

Isle of Wight 18-10-2017 12:46 PM

trying to work out how to embed a picture on the BBS now photobucket has stopped allowing. Heeeeeelppp

PeterH 18-10-2017 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898557)
The pretentious twat at work who has installed his own coffee machine on his desk. The twattery knows no bounds and the phutting and bubbling and the foul smelling brew, probably some of that civet cat shit coffee, is seriously annoying.

Needless to say, he is an Arsenal fan :jerkit::jerkit:

That is one of the best on here for a while.

What a twat. Can we a have a pic? Maybe of him looking proud with his machine.

fioreuk 18-10-2017 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13898751)
That is one of the best on here for a while.

What a twat. Can we a have a pic? Maybe of him looking proud with his machine.

Working on it....will be a surreptitious rather than proud pic though if at all possible. If I can I'll get the ponytail in too though :p

elgin eagle 18-10-2017 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13898749)
trying to work out how to embed a picture on the BBS now photobucket has stopped allowing. Heeeeeelppp

Go to imgur.com
Click on the little 3 lines in the top left corner
Go down to 'view desktop site'
Click on the little down arrow to the right of 'new post'
Choose 'upload images'
Browse and select your image
Let it upload
Click on image
Click on little down arrow
Click edit
Choose bbs sized pics (800 x 600 ish) not 3000 like some people post
Click save
Click on image
Click on little down arrow
Choose 'get share links'
Highlight and paste the text in the section BBC code (forums) in a bbs post or just by click copy on BBC code (forums)
Go to bbs
Paste in the reply box of the thread you want.

Vendy 18-10-2017 01:05 PM

or simply og to "go advanced" on the BBS - click on upload a file - Pick the picture up load - click the link that appears - copy the URL - go to the post box - click on the picture paste the url.

Or if the image is already online just copy image URL and paste it in the picture box

Mr Mojo Risin 18-10-2017 01:08 PM

The fact that O and 0 are so close on a keyboard

PeterH 18-10-2017 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898782)
If I can I'll get the ponytail in too though :p

Feck me, you have it wanker gold here. 500 Shades of Twattery. Try and get it with him wearing an Arsenal top or at least drinking out of the Arsenal mug he is.

Payroll Legend 18-10-2017 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898557)
The pretentious twat at work who has installed his own coffee machine on his desk. The twattery knows no bounds and the phutting and bubbling and the foul smelling brew, probably some of that civet cat shit coffee, is seriously annoying.

Needless to say, he is an Arsenal fan :jerkit::jerkit:

Get yourself a shredder, a bloody noisy one, and use it when he’s on the phone.

fioreuk 18-10-2017 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13898802)
Feck me, you have it wanker gold here. 500 Shades of Twattery. Try and get it with him wearing an Arsenal top or at least drinking out of the Arsenal mug he is.

Has this worked?

Have highlighted afore-mentioned coffee machine and sad man ponytail.

The yellow sign just visible pinned to desk actually reads AR5EN4L. it beggars belief really.

Made a token effort to disguise the identity too. The shame of being an Arsenal :jerkit: is bad enough and I'm not a supporter of cyber bullying.

Payroll Legend 18-10-2017 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898815)
Has this worked?

Have highlighted afore-mentioned coffee machine and sad man ponytail.

The yellow sign just visible pinned to desk actually reads AR5EN4L. it beggars belief really.

Made a token effort to disguise the identity too. The shame of being an Arsenal :jerkit: is bad enough and I'm not a supporter of cyber bullying.

Black isn’t always slimming is it

fioreuk 18-10-2017 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Payroll Legend (Post 13898816)
Black isn’t always slimming is it

Neither was the bag of cheese puffs he's stuffing away there.

Isle of Wight 18-10-2017 01:25 PM

Thanks Elign and vendy

Vendy 18-10-2017 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898815)
Has this worked?

Have highlighted afore-mentioned coffee machine and sad man ponytail.

The yellow sign just visible pinned to desk actually reads AR5EN4L. it beggars belief really.

Made a token effort to disguise the identity too. The shame of being an Arsenal :jerkit: is bad enough and I'm not a supporter of cyber bullying.

**** me that office looks claustrophobic!

Extra points for a Tassimo machine

Johnnieboy 18-10-2017 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898815)
Has this worked?

Have highlighted afore-mentioned coffee machine and sad man ponytail.

The yellow sign just visible pinned to desk actually reads AR5EN4L. it beggars belief really.

Made a token effort to disguise the identity too. The shame of being an Arsenal :jerkit: is bad enough and I'm not a supporter of cyber bullying.

Is that what hipsters look like these days, it's hard to keep up

pallet 18-10-2017 01:33 PM

To be fair to him, it looks like he has invested in the coffee machine for his desk because he is a fat lazy bastard who cant be bothered to walk to the kitchen. He will have a porta loo in there soon.

firesign 18-10-2017 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898815)
Has this worked?

Have highlighted afore-mentioned coffee machine and sad man ponytail.

The yellow sign just visible pinned to desk actually reads AR5EN4L. it beggars belief really.

Made a token effort to disguise the identity too. The shame of being an Arsenal :jerkit: is bad enough and I'm not a supporter of cyber bullying.

Jesus ******* Christ it looks even more horrendous than you described.

Johnnieboy 18-10-2017 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13898839)
To be fair to him, it looks like he has invested in the coffee machine for his desk because he is a fat lazy bastard who cant be bothered to walk to the kitchen. He will have a porta loo in there soon.

If Nespresso made commodes....

Maidstoned Eagle 18-10-2017 01:41 PM

Is he holding a large glass of brandy?

fioreuk 18-10-2017 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13898855)
Is he holding a large glass of brandy?

Lol... Tesco Cheese Puffs....not sure if first or second bag. ;)

saxoneagle 18-10-2017 01:45 PM

Careful - Maidstoned has a thing for fatties.

fioreuk 18-10-2017 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 13898826)
**** me that office looks claustrophobic!

Extra points for a Tassimo machine

Double bonus for the "I LOVE SPREADSHEETS" mug which I didn't manage to get into the rushed shot.

PeterH 18-10-2017 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13898839)
To be fair to him, it looks like he has invested in the coffee machine for his desk because he is a fat lazy bastard who cant be bothered to walk to the kitchen. He will have a porta loo in there soon.

I suspect he has a chemical office chair.

PeterH 18-10-2017 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898859)
Lol... Tesco Cheese Puffs....not sure if first or second bag. ;)

Do you sit right next to him?

What is his personality like?

What is his personal hygene like?

Obvious answer to this one - does he ever go to Arsenal games?

Terrace Bickle 18-10-2017 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnieboy (Post 13898831)
Is that what hipsters look like these days, it's hard to keep up

I think Hipsters now need their tight trousers to have had an argument with their shoes, so the socks are exposed.

Vendy 18-10-2017 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 13898876)
I think Hipsters now need their tight trousers to have had an argument with their shoes, so the socks are exposed.

I was musing the other day whilst looking for Jeans why they do slim fit Jeans - Firstly in Stretch and secondly in sizes such as 40W 30L - Why, just why!

Vendy 18-10-2017 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13898867)
Double bonus for the "I LOVE SPREADSHEETS" mug which I didn't manage to get into the rushed shot.

LOL - How do you resist.... What's the vertical laptop all about?!

PeterH 18-10-2017 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 13898888)
LOL - How do you resist.... What's the vertical laptop all about?!

TBF. I think we need to see a picture of fioreuks workspace to comment further. Perhaps it is a trendy office.

Vendy 18-10-2017 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13898896)
TBF. I think we need to see a picture of fioreuks workspace to comment further. Perhaps it is a trendy office.

:D I am taking far to much interest wtf is the picture on the right on the partition, and is that a Suitcase on the floor? :D

PeterH 18-10-2017 02:12 PM

Also TBF, back in the day my office space was a little Brentesque. For some reason I acquired a collection of the tackyist gifts that people brought back from their various holidays. The plastic wind up jumping tits and cock items probably werent the most professional look ever. I cringe when I think of the things I got away with back then for my own juvenile amusement. Even playing tricks on senior directors who were quite bemused by it all. I got paid well for the general buffoonery as well. LOL.

When the big boss was walking around (head of investments and no 3 on the main board of Guardian Royal Exchange - I always seemed to time it to make a colleague blurt out something stupid while I was chortling like Muttley).

Happy days inking up someones telephone receiver, swapping the S and D keys on keyboards, or saving hole punch paper bits to put inside a closed umbrella. They paid me 40k a year in the late 90s for that malarky.

fioreuk 18-10-2017 02:24 PM

See below..

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13898874)
Do you sit right next to him? Thankfully no. However I do sit next to a Star Wars and Tenpin bowling geek, neither of which I know of or care about. despite the 20 minute tutorial once on adjusting technique depending on how the lane is either made or the oiling process. At least could talk football with the Arsenal fan though :supergrin:

What is his personality like? I don't really interact....not just with him, but generally in the office. Dull to non-existent from what I've heard. Mind he'd probably say same of me.

What is his personal hygene like? I'm guessing not great, but I daren't venture too close.

Obvious answer to this one - does he ever go to Arsenal games?
Once heard him say "When I can get tickets"...whatever that means.


fioreuk 18-10-2017 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 13898888)
LOL - How do you resist.... What's the vertical laptop all about?!

I.T. Department......freeks, geeks and saddos in the main....say no more...Aside from me of course :D .

Extra laptops proliferate as a sign of status and the vertical hold demonstrates ultra geek mode.

Isle of Wight 18-10-2017 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13898915)
Happy days inking up someones telephone receiver, swapping the S and D keys on keyboards, or saving hole punch paper bits to put inside a closed umbrella. They paid me 40k a year in the late 90s for that malarky.

Switching the numbers connections on the new push button phones to ensure wrong number dialling
Removing wall retaining bolts on filling cabinets that ensured the fell when the top draw was fully opened.
Spraying the Post it board ( like a reverse postit note so normal paper stuck to the Post it board) with hairspray so it lost its stickyness
Levering up the carpet so everyone tripped over it.
Indeed Happy days.

fioreuk 18-10-2017 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13898896)
TBF. I think we need to see a picture of fioreuks workspace to comment further. Perhaps it is a trendy office.

Workstation??.....I just clean the toilets guv. My trolley is well organised, well stocked and fully mobile.

fioreuk 18-10-2017 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13898944)
Switching the numbers connections on the new push button phones to ensure wrong number dialling
Removing wall retaining bolts on filling cabinets that ensured the fell when the top draw was fully opened.
Spraying the Post it board ( like a reverse postit note so normal paper stuck to the Post it board) with hairspray so it lost its stickyness
Levering up the carpet so everyone tripped over it.
Indeed Happy days.

You still get the odd wet behind the ears novice whose screen display you can turn sideways or upside down.

Jim's Cannon 18-10-2017 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 13898876)
I think Hipsters now need their tight trousers to have had an argument with their shoes, so the socks are exposed.

Is he Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons?

"Worst....Coffee.....Ever......"

Maidstoned Eagle 18-10-2017 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 13898864)
Careful - Maidstoned has a thing for fatties.

Thats why i love you so much. :love:

Polak 18-10-2017 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firesign (Post 13898742)
Probably the same tossers who heat up a curry in the microwave at lunchtime at eat it at their stinking out the whole office. :veryangry

Some people here microwave something that smells like kippers and stinks out the office.

Maidstoned Eagle 18-10-2017 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polak (Post 13898973)
Some people here microwave something that smells like kippers and stinks out the office.

Probably kippers

fioreuk 18-10-2017 03:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 13898904)
:D I am taking far to much interest wtf is the picture on the right on the partition, (Close up of Arsenal customers celebrating an Henry goal by looks of it. I have scanned the faces and, unsurprisingly, he is not in it that crowd )

and is that a Suitcase on the floor? :D (No idea, has disappeared, probably his lunch box though)


milky87 18-10-2017 03:46 PM

The f*cking draw in the washing machine. I am putting cleaning products in there and it gets f*cking filthy

How the f*ck does this happen

Se9 eagles 18-10-2017 06:00 PM

Staff at petrol stations asking if you want to buy a coffee just because it's early in the morning.**** right off!

davech 18-10-2017 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Se9 eagles (Post 13899242)
Staff at petrol stations asking if you want to buy a coffee just because it's early in the morning.**** right off!

Probably on commission

Slimbloke'H' 18-10-2017 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by milky87 (Post 13899055)
The f*cking draw in the washing machine. I am putting cleaning products in there and it gets f*cking filthy

How the f*ck does this happen

When you've finished using it, unclip the drawer, pull it out and put it somewhere to dry. Leave the door of your machine open so as the rest of the machine can dry too. Every once in a while unclip the front fascia from the drawer and spray the rest of it with Fairy Power Spray. Leave it for a couple of hours to work its magic then bung it in the dishwasher.

If you've got a lot of mould then try working the Fairy in with an old toothbrush. Make sure you wash your hands well afterwards because it will make your fingers smart otherwise.

It may take three or four efforts to get the drawer back to being clean again.

in-exile 18-10-2017 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 13899263)
When you've finished using it, unclip the drawer, pull it out and put it somewhere to dry. Leave the door of your machine open so as the rest of the machine can dry too. Every once in a while unclip the front fascia from the drawer and spray the rest of it with Fairy Power Spray. Leave it for a couple of hours to work its magic then bung it in the dishwasher.

If you've got a lot of mould then try working the Fairy in with an old toothbrush. Make sure you wash your hands well afterwards because it will make your fingers smart otherwise.

It may take three or four efforts to get the drawer back to being clean again.

:rolleyes: really...thank you Miss Molly.

in-exile 18-10-2017 06:22 PM

Just bung it in the dishwasher..grab a beer and get back to watching Palace beat Chelsea for the 5th time on the Sky box! Man-up!

Selhurst Celtic 18-10-2017 09:55 PM

People that have run a marathon and are still wearing their medal hours later.

Olympian2 18-10-2017 10:06 PM

People who refer to food as 'noms' - **** off you dickheads!

richdeniro 18-10-2017 10:11 PM

People posting photos all over Facebook of the red sky even though phone cameras don't make it look any different than a normal photo.

Polak 18-10-2017 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13899004)
Probably kippers

:supergrin: bloody disgusting in an office

Maidstoned Eagle 18-10-2017 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 13899604)
People who refer to food as 'noms' - **** off you dickheads!

I hate people saying "nom nom"

Selhurst Celtic 18-10-2017 10:48 PM

I'm the same with 'pots'. Maybe it's a cultural thing.

Blind_Eagle 18-10-2017 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 13899263)
When you've finished using it, unclip the drawer, pull it out and put it somewhere to dry. Leave the door of your machine open so as the rest of the machine can dry too. Every once in a while unclip the front fascia from the drawer and spray the rest of it with Fairy Power Spray. Leave it for a couple of hours to work its magic then bung it in the dishwasher.

If you've got a lot of mould then try working the Fairy in with an old toothbrush. Make sure you wash your hands well afterwards because it will make your fingers smart otherwise.

It may take three or four efforts to get the drawer back to being clean again.

Or just buy a new washing machine.

andyocpfc 18-10-2017 11:33 PM

People that ask when they come into your workplace “busy?”. WTF Has it got to do with you, you nosy bastard. You’re here as a customer/supplier - Piss off.

richdeniro 18-10-2017 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 13899721)
People that ask when they come into your workplace “busy?”. WTF Has it got to do with you, you nosy bastard. You’re here as a customer/supplier - Piss off.

Or those that call you 'part-timer' for leaving on time.

mushroom 18-10-2017 11:56 PM

Neighbours that see you washing your car on your driveway, and say “you can do mine next”.

Payroll Legend 18-10-2017 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 13899744)
Neighbours that see you washing your car on your driveway, and say “you can do mine next”.

You miserable old git.

Hedgehog 19-10-2017 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 13899744)
Neighbours that see you washing your car on your driveway, and say “you can do mine next”.

Or the old classic, "Do you do windows?"


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