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Sick Bucket 06-06-2018 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14281106)
Unfunny comedians who have an air of deluded arrogance about their art.


Thank you to Phil Jupitus for reminding me that it annoys me.

God yeah and that Asian guy with the beard who's on every quiz show at the moment, not the big lad with the glasses and wonky eye, I like him, but the other one.

And Sue ******* Perkins, it's a complete mystery to me how she's managed to make a successful career as a comedian, I've literally never heard her say anything funny. I assume shes got to where she has through some sort of equal opportunities BBC policy.

simplex 06-06-2018 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14281929)
Its maker, Heinz, says that only 14% of those who buy the sauce use it on salads, with many more preferring to use it in sandwiches.


Ok 'Day old cold pizza Cream' it is then

Fatboy 06-06-2018 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14282139)
Peter Reid in the 86 Argentina game. Waste of space for both goals. Wanker

He was good in Shrek....

Johnnieboy 06-06-2018 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 14281958)
.... Cif/Jif fiasco?

To be fair, buying the wrong Jif for your pancakes did leave a nasty taste...

Johnnieboy 06-06-2018 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radiomike (Post 14281112)
on the theme of unfunny 'comedians ' phil j being one could we add smarmy McIntyre and john Bishop who seems to think he has the monopoly on being humourous

I'm not sure any of these are actually trying to be funny, otherwise once in a while they might actually be funny, just by the law of averages

TopKnot 06-06-2018 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 14282583)

And Sue ******* Perkins, it's a complete mystery to me how she's managed to make a successful career as a comedian, I've literally never heard her say anything funny. I assume shes got to where she has through some sort of equal opportunities BBC policy.

Mel and Sue have never been funny, they started off doing some kind of housewives daytime show then managed to get other presenting gigs but at no point have they every been considered as comedians. Not sure how they have fallen into that category as they are both ok presenters but not even slightly funny.

Hedgehog 06-06-2018 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14282139)
Peter Reid in the 86 Argentina game. Waste of space for both goals. Wanker

I think it's time to let go and move on.... :)

the digger 06-06-2018 06:43 PM

Getting served coffee with spillage in the saucer, making it impossible not to drip some on oneself.

the digger 06-06-2018 06:44 PM

Turning up on the wrong day to see the person who is supposed to be helping me avoid such things.

the digger 06-06-2018 06:50 PM

Not knowing how to make the mixcloud app work how I want it to.

the digger 06-06-2018 06:51 PM

The things I gave away, and the things I kept, at life-changing moments

the digger 06-06-2018 06:52 PM

Voicemail notifications when there isn't a voicemail

Stockport_Eagle 06-06-2018 06:55 PM

"Can you put everything that wants washing in the washing basket?"
"Yes, done it"
Next Day...
"Where's my shorts"
"I washed them"
"Aaargh...were they in the washing basket?"
"No"
:veryangry

WLYWLYAWYPWF 06-06-2018 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14282905)
Voicemail notifications when there isn't a voicemail

No voicemail notifications when there is a fecking voicemail.

Little Fozzie 06-06-2018 07:17 PM

People who leave voicemails

elgin eagle 06-06-2018 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stockport_Eagle (Post 14282906)
"Can you put everything that wants washing in the washing basket?"
"Yes, done it"
Next Day...
"Where's my shorts"
"I washed them"
"Aaargh...were they in the washing basket?"
"No"
:veryangry

Do your own washing ;)

Hedgehog 06-06-2018 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 14282925)
People who leave voicemails

Apparently if you don't leave a voicemail it wasn't that important...

Sick Bucket 06-06-2018 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14282896)
Getting served coffee with spillage in the saucer, making it impossible not to drip some on oneself.

I've said this before but saucers can **** off, what's the point?

the digger 06-06-2018 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 14282956)
I've said this before but saucers can **** off, what's the point?

Catching drips. But you have to do something with them afterwards.

art malice 06-06-2018 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14282793)
I think it's time to let go and move on.... :)

I'd never noticed his pathetic role in the first goal before. This has been reignited

Wolfnipplechips 06-06-2018 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14282973)
I'd never noticed his pathetic role in the first goal before. This has been reignited

Well if we’re going to do it...

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fgb0j

Wanker.

art malice 06-06-2018 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14283025)
Well if we’re going to do it...

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fgb0j

Wanker.

Fvcking pathetic. Just when I thought I was over it. . .

Wolfnipplechips 06-06-2018 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14283027)
Fvcking pathetic. Just when I thought I was over it. . .

31 years of hurt.

art malice 06-06-2018 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14283029)
31 years of hurt.

Stop that **** from sweeping

Wolfnipplechips 06-06-2018 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14283033)
Stop that **** from sweeping

Launch it down the ground ...

the digger 06-06-2018 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14283033)
Stop that **** from sweeping

Against modern football

The Norwoodsman 06-06-2018 09:37 PM

Trying to sell a flat at the very moment that the arse seems to have started falling out of the market.

P.S. Anyone want to buy a flat?

Worksop Palace 06-06-2018 10:04 PM

My Mrs eating my Caramac

Cow

Joe85 06-06-2018 10:13 PM

Passwords.

******* work laptops/PC's wanting you to change your password every 3 months and asking for it to be a ridiculous concoction of letters, numbers and punctuation marks. Naturally, none of them expire at the same time meaning you are normally juggling 3 or 4 passwords at once which means you're more likely to ******* write the cunting things down.

IT CUNTS

Oldtown Eagle 06-06-2018 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14283085)
My Mrs eating my Caramac

Cow

:( I haven't had a Caramac for 40 years, that would seriously piss me off too.

Wolfnipplechips 06-06-2018 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14283097)
Passwords.

******* work laptops/PC's wanting you to change your password every 3 months and asking for it to be a ridiculous concoction of letters, numbers and punctuation marks. Naturally, none of them expire at the same time meaning you are normally juggling 3 or 4 passwords at once which means you're more likely to ******* write the cunting things down.

IT CUNTS

I feel your pain Joe.

justjuice 06-06-2018 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14283097)
Passwords.

******* work laptops/PC's wanting you to change your password every 3 months and asking for it to be a ridiculous concoction of letters, numbers and punctuation marks. Naturally, none of them expire at the same time meaning you are normally juggling 3 or 4 passwords at once which means you're more likely to ******* write the cunting things down.

IT CUNTS

We are every month.

First letter of each word from part of a song lyric, alternate caps + underscore + year of song - when you are forced to change one, change all the others early so they all happen at the same time for next time.

Oldtown Eagle 06-06-2018 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justjuice (Post 14283110)
We are every month.

First letter of each word from part of a song lyric, alternate caps + underscore + year of song - when you are forced to change one, change all the others early so they all happen at the same time for next time.

:D Bletchley Park are on to you!

Blind_Eagle 07-06-2018 12:05 AM

Land inclosures

palacemetros 07-06-2018 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14283085)
My Mrs eating my Caramac

Cow

Caramac. Mmmmmmmmmmm..........

Blind_Eagle 07-06-2018 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palacemetros (Post 14283191)
Caramac. Mmmmmmmmmmm..........

Vegetable Fat (coconut, palm kernel, shea,sal,ilipe, kokum gurgi, mango kernel), Sugar, lactose (milk), Sweetened Condensed Skimmed milk, Skimmed milk Powder, butterfat (milk), Emulsifier sunflower lecithin; Treacle, Salt, Flavouring. May contain traces of wheat gluten.

Sounds lovely.

I’d love to know what the original recipe was that the accountants turned into this abomination of a ‘food’

I mean, surely no chef has ever said, ‘hey, let’s mix some coconut with palm kernels, add a pinch of shea, with some sal, maybe a spoonful of ilipe, topped with kokum gurgi sprinkles and a mango kernel jus, frothed with deconstructed milk - chefs ‘four ways’ - and fortified with extracts of sunflower, fermented with salted treacle extract.

And despite the supposed complete absence of wheat gluten from the ingredients, chef may have added them as an amuse-bouche.

palacemetros 07-06-2018 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14283203)
Vegetable Fat (coconut, palm kernel, shea,sal,ilipe, kokum gurgi, mango kernel), Sugar, lactose (milk), Sweetened Condensed Skimmed milk, Skimmed milk Powder, butterfat (milk), Emulsifier sunflower lecithin; Treacle, Salt, Flavouring. May contain traces of wheat gluten.

Sounds lovely.

I’d love to know what the original recipe was that the accountants turned into this abomination of a ‘food’

You got that off the back of the wrapper didn't ya. Admit it, you have a cupboard full.

Wolfnipplechips 07-06-2018 12:34 AM

^^^ (Had)

Blind_Eagle 07-06-2018 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by palacemetros (Post 14283207)
You got that off the back of the wrapper didn't ya. Admit it, you have a cupboard full.

Your fingers were too fast, I’ve edited the post into a proper rant.:)

And no, I got it off their website.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 07-06-2018 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14283212)
Your fingers were too fast, I’ve edited the post into a proper rant.:)

And no, I got it off their website.



Two things here. 1) Caramac have a web site:eek: 2) You have got to get a life Blind :D

ExiledStirling 07-06-2018 02:13 AM

Been bugging me for a few days after watching the documentary 'Sid Vicious: Who killed Nancy?' and how it recalled a story of when Vicious put a noose around a cats head, and held it up until it died(shitting and pissing itself as it drew its final breath).

The programme continued with those that knew him telling other stories about him, tinged with underlying sadness that he died so young, the rock n roll 'legend' that he was.

So what annoys me, is how celebrity, makes us make excuses for the behaviour of some right horrible *****. If they were your ordinary Joe we would condemn without any excuses.

Torturing cats to death though probably was the price we had to pay to be exposed to the 'genius' that was Sid Vicious :rolleyes:

Rot in hell you piece of shit.

PeterH 07-06-2018 06:19 AM

Indeed.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 07-06-2018 08:12 PM

Investing hours watching The Durrell's on demand from the beginning of season 1 only to find that the most recent season 3 has suddenly been taken down when I sat down to watch the final 2 episodes. Fuming.

Stellavista 07-06-2018 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 14284160)
Investing hours watching The Durrell's on demand from the beginning of season 1 only to find that the most recent season 3 has suddenly been taken down when I sat down to watch the final 2 episodes. Fuming.

Save you watching, Mrs Durrell invites the Orthodox monks round for a gang bang, during which she does unspeakable things with an aubergine. Gerald is outed as a goat shagger, and Spiros is revealed to be a woman called Marge.

Kinzman 07-06-2018 08:29 PM

Spiro should’ve done his old lady in to the drink way back and steamed in!!

WLYWLYAWYPWF 07-06-2018 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14284166)
Save you watching, Mrs Durrell invites the Orthodox monks round for a gang bang, during which she does unspeakable things with an aubergine. Gerald is outed as a goat shagger, and Stelios is revealed to be a woman called Marge.

I knew all that because I read the books.

the digger 07-06-2018 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14283097)
Passwords.

******* work laptops/PC's wanting you to change your password every 3 months and asking for it to be a ridiculous concoction of letters, numbers and punctuation marks. Naturally, none of them expire at the same time meaning you are normally juggling 3 or 4 passwords at once which means you're more likely to ******* write the cunting things down.

IT CUNTS

When you get asked to change one, change the others.

My consultancy invoice is in the mail.

the digger 07-06-2018 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14284216)
When you get asked to change one, change the others.

My consultancy invoice is in the mail.

Not reading ahead in threads.

the digger 07-06-2018 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14283203)
Vegetable Fat (coconut, palm kernel, shea,sal,ilipe, kokum gurgi, mango kernel), Sugar, lactose (milk), Sweetened Condensed Skimmed milk, Skimmed milk Powder, butterfat (milk), Emulsifier sunflower lecithin; Treacle, Salt, Flavouring. May contain traces of wheat gluten.

Sounds lovely.

I’d love to know what the original recipe was that the accountants turned into this abomination of a ‘food’

I mean, surely no chef has ever said, ‘hey, let’s mix some coconut with palm kernels, add a pinch of shea, with some sal, maybe a spoonful of ilipe, topped with kokum gurgi sprinkles and a mango kernel jus, frothed with deconstructed milk - chefs ‘four ways’ - and fortified with extracts of sunflower, fermented with salted treacle extract.

And despite the supposed complete absence of wheat gluten from the ingredients, chef may have added them as an amuse-bouche.


Wild caught salmon may contain traces of wheat gluten. As far as lawyers are concerned.

Mr Statto 07-06-2018 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Norwoodsman (Post 14283067)
Trying to sell a flat at the very moment that the arse seems to have started falling out of the market.

P.S. Anyone want to buy a flat?

No, but would you like to buy our house?

Isle of Wight 08-06-2018 10:00 AM

Ticketmaster. I tried to buy 2 seats at the O2. I found a block with 3 seats left in it. Wouldn't let me as it would leave a single. I tried to buy all three, it would let me as you can only have 2. I tried to find a customer services number. There isn't one, I tried to use the online form but as I don't have a booking number it wont accept it. I tweeted they refereed me back the the webpage I was already fighting with. WANKERS

Shipp Ahoy! 08-06-2018 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14284706)
Ticketmaster. I tried to buy 2 seats at the O2. I found a block with 3 seats left in it. Wouldn't let me as it would leave a single. I tried to buy all three, it would let me as you can only have 2. I tried to find a customer services number. There isn't one, I tried to use the online form but as I don't have a booking number it wont accept it. I tweeted they refereed me back the the webpage I was already fighting with. WANKERS

Sounds rediculous!

I guess if you buy one it wouldn't let you then buy another one or two?

saxoneagle 08-06-2018 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 14284379)
No, but would you like to buy our house?

Or ours?

Isle of Wight 08-06-2018 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shipp Ahoy! (Post 14284784)
Sounds rediculous!

I guess if you buy one it wouldn't let you then buy another one or two?

Nope I could buy one but then my voucher is used and invalid. So you buy one then it wont allow you to buy another !!!

Maz 08-06-2018 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14284791)
Or ours?

Or mine?

saxoneagle 08-06-2018 11:07 AM

He was selling a flat. Doubt he could afford Maz Towers in exchange.

Maz 08-06-2018 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14284810)
He was selling a flat. Doubt he could afford Maz Towers in exchange.

A good search down the back of the sofa?

Pub Idol 08-06-2018 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14283236)
Been bugging me for a few days after watching the documentary 'Sid Vicious: Who killed Nancy?' and how it recalled a story of when Vicious put a noose around a cats head, and held it up until it died(shitting and pissing itself as it drew its final breath).

The programme continued with those that knew him telling other stories about him, tinged with underlying sadness that he died so young, the rock n roll 'legend' that he was.

So what annoys me, is how celebrity, makes us make excuses for the behaviour of some right horrible *****. If they were your ordinary Joe we would condemn without any excuses.

Torturing cats to death though probably was the price we had to pay to be exposed to the 'genius' that was Sid Vicious :rolleyes:

Rot in hell you piece of shit.


Never saw the point of Sid Vicious. He offered nothing really did he?

Maidstoned Eagle 08-06-2018 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Idol (Post 14284865)
Never saw the point of Sid Vicious. He offered nothing really did he?

He promoted the sales of Evo Stik.

dannyb1 08-06-2018 01:28 PM

Mowing the lawn and before I start the mowers packed up so have done the back by strimmer and now have to do the front which is twice the size.

BBK 08-06-2018 01:47 PM

Pant wetters.

Maidstoned Eagle 08-06-2018 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBK (Post 14285019)
Pant wetters.

:D

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-06-2018 02:37 PM

I've already posted this but I need to vent again. BBC 1 not having a HD signal while the local news is being shown. It's twenty f*cling eighteen. Wankers.

PALACEWU 08-06-2018 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBK (Post 14285019)
Pant wetters.

Damp crotch?

saxoneagle 08-06-2018 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyb1 (Post 14284992)
Mowing the lawn and before I start the mowers packed up so have done the back by strimmer and now have to do the front which is twice the size.

I'm selling a petrol mower ;)

ExiledStirling 08-06-2018 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Idol (Post 14284865)
Never saw the point of Sid Vicious. He offered nothing really did he?

Image over substance is what he offered.

Malcolm McLaren wrecked the band he made happen, when he engineered the sacking of Glen Matlock and bringing in Vicious who he always wanted in the band. Infact, according to him, it was actually Vicious he wanted to be the lead singer instead of Rotten, but having met neither, he chose the wrong John, after a recommendation from his then girl friend Vivian Westwood.

little al 08-06-2018 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 14285113)
I've already posted this but I need to vent again. BBC 1 not having a HD signal while the local news is being shown. It's twenty f*cling eighteen. Wankers.

Why is an HD signal so important for the local news?

ebyeeckeagle 08-06-2018 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 14285113)
I've already posted this but I need to vent again. BBC 1 not having a HD signal while the local news is being shown. It's twenty f*cling eighteen. Wankers.

You watch the local news?

Hello ******* 1985.

Yoda 08-06-2018 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 14285113)
I've already posted this but I need to vent again. BBC 1 not having a HD signal while the local news is being shown. It's twenty f*cling eighteen. Wankers.

BBC have answered this, if you google this query.

It’s cost (involving numerous regions) versus priorities.

I’m sure they would like to speed up the process, but the licence fee gets spread increasingly thinly now.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-06-2018 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebyeeckeagle (Post 14285468)
You watch the local news?

Hello ******* 1985.

Well no I don't. That's my f*ckng point. I just get a shitty red screen with irritating background noise and a fifteen minute countdown.

art malice 08-06-2018 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14285460)
Why is an HD signal so important for the local news?

I want to see people’s bins not being emptied in the highest possible definition

Little Fozzie 09-06-2018 08:12 PM

Lazy parents that let their kids talk through films at the cinema

elgin eagle 09-06-2018 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebyeeckeagle (Post 14285468)
You watch the local news?

Hello ******* 1985.

Should stick to radio 'bulletins'.

cappuccinoeagle 09-06-2018 09:33 PM

Jedward

cappuccinoeagle 10-06-2018 08:37 PM

The appearance of C*ntana in Soccer Aid - won't be watching

WLYWLYAWYPWF 10-06-2018 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14287652)
The appearance of C*ntana in Soccer Aid - won't be watching

He just bragged about jumping in to the crowd as well. Froggy c*nt.

Coastal Palace 10-06-2018 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14287652)
The appearance of C*ntana in Soccer Aid - won't be watching

Hope Olly Murs breaks his neck.

Dunkie 10-06-2018 08:57 PM

Just Soccer Aid.

Coastal Palace 10-06-2018 09:10 PM

People that start a sentenced with 'So.'

I may have posted this previously. And rightly 'so.'

I don't care much for their kind.

Olympian2 10-06-2018 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunkie (Post 14287678)
Just Soccer Aid.

Robbie Williams, C*ntona & Clattenburg all in the same place. That’s the Holy Trinity of *****om, no?

Joe85 10-06-2018 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 14287694)
Robbie Williams, C*ntona & Clattenburg all in the same place. That’s the Holy Trinity of *****om, no?

“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Robbie Williams, Clattenburg & Cuntona, i'd shoot Cuntona twice”

Dunkie 10-06-2018 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 14287694)
Robbie Williams, C*ntona & Clattenburg all in the same place. That’s the Holy Trinity of *****om, no?

If they and the other 'celebs' would just donate a minuscule percentage of their salary to the charities involved then we could be spared this nonsense.

SA Eagle 10-06-2018 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coastal Palace (Post 14287676)
Hope Olly Murs breaks his neck.

You can read that statement two ways; either is correct

Oldtown Eagle 10-06-2018 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14287712)
“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Robbie Williams, Clattenburg & Cuntona, i'd shoot Cuntona twice”

Agreed, but separate the man from the player, if he had come to SP from Leeds. Wow.

Coastal Palace 10-06-2018 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 14287729)
You can read that statement two ways; either is correct

:D

Joe85 10-06-2018 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14287735)
Agreed, but separate the man from the player, if he had come to SP from Leeds. Wow.

No. Shit player, even bigger shitcunt.

Oldtown Eagle 10-06-2018 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14287743)
No. Shit player, even bigger shitcunt.

Yeah you probably right. :D

Isle of Wight 11-06-2018 11:27 AM

Idiots that think they can bring in hand luggage big enough for a 2 week holiday and then moan when it won't fit in an over head locker. Twat.

jaspercpfc 12-06-2018 10:21 AM

Love Island. I don't watch it, I don't want to watch it nor do I want to hear about some slag who wants some bloke to blow his load inside her whilst using the programme as a platform to become a media whore.

ceeby 12-06-2018 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14288078)
Idiots that think they can bring in hand luggage big enough for a 2 week holiday and then moan when it won't fit in an over head locker. Twat.

Agree with this, airlines should start charging for excess luggage in the cabin and make hold luggage up to a certain weight free of charge. Would make for a more comfortable flight experience.

Jordan's Jacket 12-06-2018 10:45 AM

I've said it before but I'll say it again
......other people

Maidstoned Eagle 12-06-2018 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceeby (Post 14289137)
Agree with this, airlines should start charging for excess luggage in the cabin and make hold luggage up to a certain weight free of charge. Would make for a more comfortable flight experience.

Spot on. This hand luggage bollocks only started when the airlines started to charge for suitcases in the hold.

Hector 12-06-2018 01:55 PM

Teenage school girls screaming and shouting on public transport

Mr Gauloise 12-06-2018 01:56 PM

Other people

saxoneagle 12-06-2018 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14289288)
Spot on. This hand luggage bollocks only started when the airlines started to charge for suitcases in the hold.

Thirded.

fioreuk 12-06-2018 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14287735)
Agreed, but separate the man from the player, if he had come to SP from Leeds. Wow.

I'd prefer to seperate his head from his body.

Maidstoned Eagle 12-06-2018 02:28 PM

The BBVA bank in Coín who have decided that their queuing system would be improved by getting customers to take a ticket to show where they are in the queue...they then decided to further "improve" this system by having a seperate ticket for non BBVA customers. this meant that i waited 30 minutes in the branch to pay a bill from the town hall, a pyment which only took 3 minutes to do.....after i had lost any patience I had with the 5th person being seen ahead of me and taking me striding up to the counter demanding they take my payment.

And the cashier telling me to use their machine to pay it in..."The machine that hasn't worked for the last 3 days?" I asked. *****

Wayne Andrews is God 12-06-2018 03:05 PM

Football players who roll their shorts up and strut about like they are the dog's bolloxs.

thefox 12-06-2018 03:21 PM

Waiting 33 minutes for ******* KFC and it's not even close. It's going to be 50 at least.

In 33 minutes they have put out less than 10 orders. How ******* hard is it ?

Mr Gauloise 12-06-2018 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14289547)
Waiting 33 minutes for ******* KFC and it's not even close. It's going to be 50 at least.

In 33 minutes they have put out less than 10 orders. How ******* hard is it ?

Headless chickens?


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