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art malice 22-06-2018 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14303868)
He's raided Kevin Campbell's dressing room I reckon.

He looked like an usher at Colin Jackson's civil ceremony.

:supergrin:

art malice 22-06-2018 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by cpfc@eastbourne (Post 14304309)
Tired after work at the end of a long week and everything is annoying me

My commiserations. Inability to enjoy time off due to work is truly shite.

Stellavista 22-06-2018 06:53 PM

The private French school adjacent to my office.
What a bunch of horrible spoilt shits.

Little Fozzie 22-06-2018 07:24 PM

Impatient wanker drivers tooting their horn every time they have to wait half a second for something in front of them to move

palacemetros 22-06-2018 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14304177)
Tennis crowds. Too Waspy for words.

Tennis Elbow. Got my first bout of this ever and it's bloody painful and aggravating. I don't play tennis. And it's the other arm before you ask.

Leopald Stotch 22-06-2018 07:33 PM

People that repeat tedious trivia ad nauseam.
Yes, I know a peanut is a legume and not a nut. I also knew it every time you previously told me, you annoying pointless c**t. Everybody knows it!

PIE "N" MASH 22-06-2018 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Leopald Stotch (Post 14304450)
People that repeat tedious trivia ad nauseam.
Yes, I know a peanut is a legume and not a nut. I also knew it every time you previously told me, you annoying pointless c**t. Everybody knows it!

Not a nut,but it's called a peanut:eek::eek:

gold76 23-06-2018 11:41 AM

competency based interviews

please give me an example of when...

load of old bollocks!

Maidstoned Eagle 23-06-2018 12:01 PM

Apparently a peanut isn't a nut, it's a legume.

Worksop Palace 23-06-2018 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 14305128)
competency based interviews

please give me an example of when...

load of old bollocks!

God I’m with you there. Terrible

SA Eagle 23-06-2018 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 14305128)
competency based interviews

please give me an example of when...

load of old bollocks!

Amen! You find out who has learnt to ‘pass’ the interview questions and nothing about whether the person can actually do the job.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 23-06-2018 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 14305128)
competency based interviews

please give me an example of when...

load of old bollocks!

Very much so. Total dog-w*ank way of running a selection process. It causes an organisational culture of competency harvesting rather than achieving competence.

However, I have seen signs that skills based selection is returning in the public sector. No great barometer of improvement or sophistication, but a start.

nathe 23-06-2018 05:37 PM

The cat bringing in a live mouse

art malice 23-06-2018 05:59 PM

The price of Gilette razor blades. Wankers.

Danny_Cheviot 23-06-2018 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 14305128)
competency based interviews

please give me an example of when...

load of old bollocks!

:p

I prefer the good old days.

You’ve got 2 weeks to impress. If ya no good you’ll be down the road.

cappuccinoeagle 23-06-2018 07:29 PM

Adults on Scooters

Worksop Palace 23-06-2018 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by nathe (Post 14305566)
The cat bringing in a live mouse

I came home the other day and I thought someone had had an Oozi out on our back garden

gcwhite 23-06-2018 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14305664)
I came home the other day and I thought someone had had an Oozi out on our back garden

Is that a northern thing?

Icy 23-06-2018 08:05 PM

The angry bulldog chewing a wasp looking female footballer on the ITV panel. What a ****.

Besides Martin O’Neil the whole ITV panel is piss poor. The beeb does it so much better.

Dorking .Eagle 23-06-2018 08:28 PM

Yep Slaven Bilic on the ITV panel is really pissing me off
A couple of days in, the presenter asked him a tedious question, and he replied quite honestly 'I don't really care'! The presenter then asked him it again, saying 'but it is a valid question, what do you think?' and made him bother to come up with an answer.

Now it seems like he doesn't care for any match or any question, unless its Croatia.

Get rid.

SgtStryker 23-06-2018 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14305585)
The price of Gilette razor blades. Wankers.

I’m giving that Harry’s shaving scheme a go, £20 a quarter I think, razor and gel delivered to the door.
You choose how often to have stuff delivered depending on how much you shave.
Seems ok, reasonable price and decent quality.

cappuccinoeagle 23-06-2018 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Icy (Post 14305689)
The angry bulldog chewing a wasp looking female footballer on the ITV panel. What a ****.

Besides Martin O’Neil the whole ITV panel is piss poor. The beeb does it so much better.

Reckon Aluko is good, but agree about O'Neill. Neville G and Larsson good too.

westsussexeagle 23-06-2018 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dorking .Eagle (Post 14305747)
Yep Slaven Bilic on the ITV panel is really pissing me off
A couple of days in, the presenter asked him a tedious question, and he replied quite honestly 'I don't really care'! The presenter then asked him it again, saying 'but it is a valid question, what do you think?' and made him bother to come up with an answer.

Now it seems like he doesn't care for any match or any question, unless its Croatia.

Get rid.

Was just going to post similar. Had a great deal of respect for Bilic - his management of Croatia especially when they proved the coup de grace to Steve McLaren was terrific. Even when at the Sham I still liked him. However on the WC panel he seems to be unable to comment on any aspect of games without reference to how much better Croatia are and how brilliant Modric is.

Jim Cannon 23-06-2018 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 14305689)
The angry bulldog chewing a wasp looking female footballer on the ITV panel. What a ****.

Besides Martin O’Neil the whole ITV panel is piss poor. The beeb does it so much better.

ITV has always been utter shit for football, I do wonder why Gary Neville agreed to appear though, must have been a big payday

EagleSE24 24-06-2018 08:53 AM

Bind weed. Turn your back and it takes over the garden in a matter of days.

PIE "N" MASH 24-06-2018 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 14306245)
Bind weed. Turn your back and it takes over the garden in a matter of days.

Mentioned this earlier,bastard stuff.Got virtually rid of in my garden but me neighbour is a lazy prick who let's it run a mock.Broke me ribs last month and the garden is now covered in the feckin stuff,gutted.

cappuccinoeagle 24-06-2018 10:19 AM

David Mitchell. He's funny, but he's turned into a TV advert whore.

Wayne Andrews is God 24-06-2018 10:27 AM

‘Get rid’ ... it doesnt make you sound tough.

Purepalace 24-06-2018 12:28 PM

Magpies.

cappuccinoeagle 24-06-2018 03:02 PM

Things that annoy you
 
Roman Torres - gobshite

cappuccinoeagle 24-06-2018 07:53 PM

Moaning Minnies on BBS following an England 6-1 win.

PIE "N" MASH 24-06-2018 07:56 PM

Going to the petrol station and then the butchers with me debit card and arriving home without it.Neither claim to have it:(

Isle of Wight 25-06-2018 10:53 AM

Rip off Britain.

Normally has some good stuff but this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44594105

Councils have to save somewhere so how is this a rip off, its yet another austerity reality. Lets cut more old peoples services so we can all have our grass taken away. Having a cheap shot at the councils is really poor.

Socrates 25-06-2018 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14307687)
Rip off Britain.

Normally has some good stuff but this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44594105

Councils have to save somewhere so how is this a rip off, its yet another austerity reality. Lets cut more old peoples services so we can all have our grass taken away. Having a cheap shot at the councils is really poor.

I assumed it was always an extra and thought 60-odd quid was a reasonable price to pay for 25 collections a year and not having to take it to the dump myself. Actually seems fairer that way than lumping it on everyone, whether they want it or not.

I agree it's a cheap shot from the BBC, more worthy of a Daily Mail outrage front page.

Oldtown Eagle 25-06-2018 10:18 PM

Bastard June.

Mr Statto 25-06-2018 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Socrates (Post 14307759)
I assumed it was always an extra and thought 60-odd quid was a reasonable price to pay for 25 collections a year and not having to take it to the dump myself. Actually seems fairer that way than lumping it on everyone, whether they want it or not.

I agree it's a cheap shot from the BBC, more worthy of a Daily Mail outrage front page.

Precisely. That's what Crawley said when they introduced the charge a few years ago - why should people in flats & without gardens have to pay for it. And also, as a service it's a fairly recent introduction so most places have never had it in their council tax

the digger 25-06-2018 10:24 PM

Everything about VAR.

Including me mentioning it here.

TopKnot 25-06-2018 10:50 PM

When you’re lying in bed, somewhere hot, drifting off to sleep in the darkness, then....squeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE mosquito flies 1cm past your ear.

Feckofffeckofffeckofffeckoff

Ruskin Old Boy 25-06-2018 10:51 PM

VAR

FIFA

big bad John 26-06-2018 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ruskin Old Boy (Post 14308818)
VAR

FIFA

American commentators creaming themselves over VAR. A slight tussle for the ball in the middle of the park and they're yelling for it. The yanks have been trying to change football for decades, if they get the chance to abuse the use of the VAR they will completely destroy the game. They won't be happy until games go on for three hours and end up 6-5

BERT'S HEAD 26-06-2018 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 14308816)
When you’re lying in bed, somewhere hot, drifting off to sleep in the darkness, then....squeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE mosquito flies 1cm past your ear.

Feckofffeckofffeckofffeckoff

Penge is notorious for 'em.

Hedgehog 26-06-2018 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 14308923)
Penge is notorious for 'em.

Don't you mean SPENGE?

Joe85 26-06-2018 01:42 AM

Burning diarrhea.

Bipe 26-06-2018 08:00 AM

The allergies 'expert' on radio 5 whose 'top tip' for hay fever sufferers is to take a hay fever tablet every day...who'd have thunk it???

PIE "N" MASH 26-06-2018 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14308935)
Burning diarrhea.

How do you get it lit,petrol/oil mix would be a goer.But why not flush it instead,save the mess in ya pan:confused:

Stellavista 26-06-2018 12:59 PM

I never get a birthday thread on the BBS:(

EryrExile 26-06-2018 01:02 PM

I might start a happy 53rd thread for Wazzer.

Dodger 26-06-2018 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14309230)
I never get a birthday thread on the BBS:(

Chin up Yaya.

Pat of the Palace 26-06-2018 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodger (Post 14309311)
Chin up Yaya.

:lux:

Stellavista 26-06-2018 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodger (Post 14309311)
Chin up Yaya.

Where's my f*cking cake?

Selhurst Celtic 26-06-2018 03:18 PM

Desperate, needy, North London based, attention seeking posters on the BBS.

Stellavista 26-06-2018 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14309396)
Desperate, needy, North London based, attention seeking posters on the BBS.

Shut yer face, Sweaty. :)

Selhurst Celtic 26-06-2018 04:04 PM

:D

Wayne Andrews is God 26-06-2018 04:22 PM

Football player who do the heart celebration with their hands, the Peru player just did it, they only do it because others do it, Just stick your arm in the air and run back to the centre circle.

Also player’s who stick their tongue out when they score, these images get proudly put on the front page of BBC football, does anyone look at that as likeable gesture?, for me it is an arrogant narcissistic thing to do hense why we are taught not to do it when we are 5.

SA Eagle 26-06-2018 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 14309485)
Football player who do the heart celebration with their hands, the Peru player just did it, they only do it because others do it, Just stick your arm in the air and run back to the centre circle.

Also player’s who stick their tongue out when they score, these images get proudly put on the front page of BBC football, does anyone look at that as likeable gesture?, for me it is an arrogant narcissistic thing to do hense why we are taught not to do it when we are 5.

This bloke?

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...V9_400x400.jpg

Wayne Andrews is God 26-06-2018 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 14309492)

Shit hate it, and the arm tattoos.

Selhurst Celtic 26-06-2018 04:48 PM

After looking at that picture I fancy a pint of Guinness.

SA Eagle 26-06-2018 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14309521)
After looking at that picture I fancy a pint of Guinness.

Well the day does end with a ‘Y’

Selhurst Celtic 26-06-2018 04:59 PM

:D :p

big bad John 26-06-2018 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14309521)
After looking at that picture I fancy a pint of Guinness.

:supergrin:

nathe 26-06-2018 05:38 PM

Hmrc

Olympian2 26-06-2018 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14309521)
I fancy a pint of Guinness.

EFA

Wayne Andrews is God 26-06-2018 05:48 PM

Fans who's team is losing in the last minute and look glum, but as soon as the cameras put them on the big screen on a close-up start waving and smiling manically.

little al 26-06-2018 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14309521)
After looking at that picture I fancy a pint of Guinness.

:D

nathe 26-06-2018 08:30 PM

School reunions

Joe85 26-06-2018 09:08 PM

Working for someone who hates me.

I know he hates me, he knows i know he hates me yet we’re 2 days in to him joining the job so we’re still in the “pretend everything is ok phase”.

Bollocks.

Stellavista 26-06-2018 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by nathe (Post 14309857)
School reunions

I don't understand why anyone would go to one. Move on, you sad f*ckers.

nathe 26-06-2018 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14310011)
I don't understand why anyone would go to one. Move on, you sad f*ckers.

They are having one this year. Apparently its 30 years since we went to school.

I stay in touch with the 4 people I want to and that's good enough for me

Stellavista 26-06-2018 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathe (Post 14310174)
They are having one this year. Apparently its 30 years since we went to school.

I stay in touch with the 4 people I want to and that's good enough for me

Exactly. A friend of mine went to one and ending up singing the school song. F*ck that.

Richard 26-06-2018 11:08 PM

Surprised they could remember so much Latin after all that time.

nathe 26-06-2018 11:18 PM

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nathe 26-06-2018 11:20 PM

School photo when I was 11. Got sent it today

art malice 26-06-2018 11:20 PM

After 30 years: ‘so what have you been up to?’

Then they start glazing over when you tell them.

Selhurst Celtic 26-06-2018 11:23 PM

I'd spend the whole time in the corner sniggering at everyone I'd fingered.

I went to an all boys school.

Fatboy 26-06-2018 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 14309485)
Football player who do the heart celebration with their hands, the Peru player just did it, they only do it because others do it, Just stick your arm in the air and run back to the centre circle.

Also player’s who stick their tongue out when they score, these images get proudly put on the front page of BBC football, does anyone look at that as likeable gesture?, for me it is an arrogant narcissistic thing to do hense why we are taught not to do it when we are 5.

Scorers should bring back the Mick Channon arm wheeling.

art malice 26-06-2018 11:26 PM

Mick Channon now tragically cannot fully rotate his arm. There were no ‘advisors’ in those days, sadly

Fatboy 26-06-2018 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14310269)
I'd spend the whole time in the corner sniggering at everyone I'd fingered.

I went to an all boys school.

Would be the 30 year anniversary since that hand was washed too.....

Wayne Andrews is God 27-06-2018 12:21 AM

I would avoid my school reunion incase my friend who turned into Sideshow Bob due to psychosis from smoking too much weed might turn up and stab me through the heart.

Baffled Bob 2 27-06-2018 01:44 PM

British broadcasters who play commentary from South American World Cup coverage and laugh at them screaming:

"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooool"

It might have been amusing when I first heard it in 1974. But I now know it happens. Every tournament.

the drexciyan 27-06-2018 04:53 PM

Betting company adverts appropriating themselves to be integral to the football experience.

And Ray Winstone in particular. Only a matter of time before someone gives him a long overdue kicking.

the drexciyan 27-06-2018 05:02 PM

Now I'm started.

That bet 365 advert showing you can live a cool life - and bet at the same time!

And that senile old bastard with his granddaughter visiting look grandad this is how you lose all your pension, just press this button here!

cappuccinoeagle 27-06-2018 09:45 PM

Neymar Jr

Polak 27-06-2018 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 14310840)
And Ray Winstone in particular. Only a matter of time before someone gives him a long overdue kicking.

"bet wisponsibly" twat

RazorsEdge 27-06-2018 10:07 PM

Neymar....nuff said

MasterYoda 27-06-2018 10:09 PM

Foreign adverts that are dubbed into English. Just today in one set of ads on Nick Jnr we had Calgon and Lelli Kelly and both made me want to throw something at the screen

Terrace Bickle 27-06-2018 10:30 PM

I'm disappointed Neymar got rid of the Limahl hairstyle, made him look like the cock he is.

nathe 27-06-2018 10:41 PM

All the ***** on love Island. Shooting is too good for them

dweedman 28-06-2018 03:23 AM

Bacon with added water. The shit should be illegal, or at least be required to have a massive warning label on it. It's a disgrace.

Wayne Andrews is God 28-06-2018 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 14310840)
Betting company adverts appropriating themselves to be integral to the football experience.

And Ray Winstone in particular. Only a matter of time before someone gives him a long overdue kicking.

Where’s your tool?

BERT'S HEAD 28-06-2018 02:00 PM

Garth Crooks on the Daily Politics show - the man needs a sofa not a chair.

stevek 28-06-2018 02:49 PM

People who use 15 words when the first two would have done just fine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 14311994)
Garth Crooks on the Daily Politics show - the man needs a sofa not a chair.


BERT'S HEAD 28-06-2018 02:51 PM

Garth Crooks.

Nostrils 28-06-2018 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevek (Post 14312049)
People who use 15 words when the first two would have done just fine.

I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiments in regards to this rather annoying and frustrating habit.

Prince Phillip 28-06-2018 04:10 PM

The finishing second in the qualifying group debate. Can we just wait and see now? It was all drawn back in December, you know.

BERT'S HEAD 28-06-2018 04:26 PM

Hotels now proudly advertising that they supply toilet paper for your stay.

wedgetail 28-06-2018 04:35 PM

The thing about Garth Crooks is that he stops Robbie Savage being the stupidest football 'Pundit'.

BERT'S HEAD 28-06-2018 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedgetail (Post 14312185)
The thing about Garth Crooks is that he stops Robbie Savage being the stupidest football 'Pundit'.

Robbie Savage's mum has been on his show all week with predictions.

wedgetail 28-06-2018 04:43 PM

So it's genetic.

The Norwoodsman 28-06-2018 04:56 PM

The sociopathic bastards you have to deal with when trying to innocently sell a property.

I will personally slap the next person who tries to tell me how hard first time buyers have got it as well. Bunch of time-wasting, piss-taking bastards the lot of them.

We've just had an offer followed up by an immediate demand to pay some of their stamp duty for them and complete and move out within eight weeks regardless of whether or not we have anywhere to move out to at that point.

Yeah OK I'll move myself, wife and four year old out and live under a bridge for a few weeks to suit your personal timetable shall I, you gigantic self-involved twat?

BERT'S HEAD 28-06-2018 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Norwoodsman (Post 14312200)
The sociopathic bastards you have to deal with when trying to innocently sell a property.

I will personally slap the next person who tries to tell me how hard first time buyers have got it as well. Bunch of time-wasting, piss-taking bastards the lot of them.

We've just had an offer followed up by an immediate demand to pay some of their stamp duty for them and complete and move out within eight weeks regardless of whether or not we have anywhere to move out to at that point.

Yeah OK I'll move myself, wife and four year old out and live under a bridge for a few weeks to suit your personal timetable shall I, you gigantic self-involved twat?

Have tried to be reasonable with you but now you write this. I would like you to move out by the end of the month.


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