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chrisophiex 25-09-2018 08:46 PM

People who cut corners at T junctions. If I see them cutting a corner and I’m going to turn right then I go as close as I possible can to make it as uncomfortable for them as legally possible .

Twats.

dannyb1 25-09-2018 11:00 PM

Buying a LG soundbar to go with the telly which was £100 reduced that has no Bluetooth pairing lock, so some **** around me keeps latching onto it and then finding out my model doesn't take USB so can't perform the update that would be able to make me.

Hedgehog 26-09-2018 03:40 AM

I just bought a shirt today in a store that was on sale. I got an extra 30% off for using the store credit card...

I get home and just happen to look at the store website where I saw the shirt in the first place, and it states on there the sale price is $10 less than the sale price I got in the store.

I just talked to the store help line and they tell me the deals are better online. She suggest I order the shirt online and take the one back I just bought and save $10.

I can pick up the shirt I order online in the store tomorrow with no shipping cost. Like I said to the girl on the help desk... I probably will picking up the shirt I take back!

The world has gone mad!

Olympian2 26-09-2018 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14439083)
People who cut corners at T junctions. If I see them cutting a corner and I’m going to turn right then I go as close as I possible can to make it as uncomfortable for them as legally possible .

Twats.

Abso-frickin'-lutely.... :lux: :lux:

Hedgehog 26-09-2018 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14439083)
People who cut corners at T junctions. If I see them cutting a corner and I’m going to turn right then I go as close as I possible can to make it as uncomfortable for them as legally possible .

Twats.

As someone who drives on the right hand side of the road (not just me.... the rest of the country also!) I'm having trouble picturing this, but I think I know what you mean and fully agree. The same thing happens here only people turn left across you as you pull up to the junction.

There is one right by where I live and have to contend with this on a daily basis. I always make eye contact with the offending person as they do it, but they always appear oblivious to their sin. I also slow down when approaching the line if I see someone approaching from the right in preparation for them doing it, which seems an open invitation for them to do it.

And yes, it is tempting to play some sort of chicken with them.

Hedgehog 26-09-2018 06:20 PM

So over the course of some 24,000+ post on this thread it seems there are 3 main sources of annoyance for most of us:
  • Driving
  • Flying
  • Spouse/significant other
It seems form just a gut feeling that driving is number one. I think supporting Palace is a given, so flies under the radar here.

Isle of Wight 27-09-2018 11:21 AM

The BBS front page not having the big list of frequent topics on the left like it used to just a small bit on the top.

andyocpfc 27-09-2018 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14440832)
So over the course of some 24,000+ post on this thread it seems there are 3 main sources of annoyance for most of us:
  • Driving
  • Flying
  • Spouse/significant other
It seems form just a gut feeling that driving is number one. I think supporting Palace is a given, so flies under the radar here.

...and bikes. :p

Richard 27-09-2018 11:26 AM

Mainly bikes.

Isle of Wight 27-09-2018 11:35 AM

especially bikes but not the motorised kind

Sharkba1t 27-09-2018 11:40 AM

Selfish people on trains - commuter trains specifically. I've commuted for nearly 30 years now and had my 1st train argument on Tuesday just gone. I got on at Eden Park and sat on one of the double seats towards the back of the carriage. Another chap was sitting next to the window, not a big lad at all but he made sure he was taking up a seat and a half and his elbow was well over on the seat I was on. So I sat on the edge of the seat and leaned forward to read my paper. At some point, as I turned a page my elbow brushed his and he gave me a filthy look and asked me to stop hitting him with my elbow.
I pointed out that he was taking up a seat and a half told him to fk off. He then fell asleep and awoke with a jolt and elbowed me. The he said you've done it again. At this point I said you can "fk off again" and you are a "selfish pric* and have taken up a seat and a half which has left me hanging off the edge of the seat.
He was quiet after that.

PIE "N" MASH 27-09-2018 11:58 AM

Fitting a new rear tyre on the VFR1200 at a cost of £160 and several weeks later it's chewed the rear hugger because the overall profile differs from the last tyre,even though they are the same size:wallbash::wallbash:
Tyre will need changing again because it's scored,less than 1000 on it:sob::veryangry

Hedgehog 27-09-2018 05:11 PM

Finally being about to take a couple of days away at a pretty expensive hotel on the ocean front down the coast, and seeing it is going to rain for the 2 days we are there!

FFS... it's Southern California - it rains about 30 days a year, and rarely this time of year.

Kinda puts a damper on the whole point of going.

I know... middle class problem.

Hedgehog 27-09-2018 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 14441775)
...and bikes. :p

Yeah, but bikes have there own thread.

I would agree train travel/commuting should be on the list.

Worksop Palace 27-09-2018 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharkba1t (Post 14441790)
Selfish people on trains - commuter trains specifically. I've commuted for nearly 30 years now and had my 1st train argument on Tuesday just gone. I got on at Eden Park and sat on one of the double seats towards the back of the carriage. Another chap was sitting next to the window, not a big lad at all but he made sure he was taking up a seat and a half and his elbow was well over on the seat I was on. So I sat on the edge of the seat and leaned forward to read my paper. At some point, as I turned a page my elbow brushed his and he gave me a filthy look and asked me to stop hitting him with my elbow.
I pointed out that he was taking up a seat and a half told him to fk off. He then fell asleep and awoke with a jolt and elbowed me. The he said you've done it again. At this point I said you can "fk off again" and you are a "selfish pric* and have taken up a seat and a half which has left me hanging off the edge of the seat.
He was quiet after that.

:D

Good lad

JJ 28-09-2018 11:10 AM

F*ckwits that scream "Get in the hole!!!" every time an American golfer hits a shot.

Dunkie 28-09-2018 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 14442695)
F*ckwits that scream "Get in the hole!!!" every time an American golfer hits a shot.

Yeah. The sounds of the Ryder Cup in general; the crowd (particularly the septic element), the commentary, the music.... basically everything. It makes the sound of a Leicester home game vaguely acceptable.

Isle of Wight 28-09-2018 11:25 AM

Organisations profiteering from Football kits.

Everytime my lad plays in a competition or a new season starts we have to buy new kit.

We currently have from the last 3 seasons 8 kits from Portsmouth, 3 from the JPL Rep team, 1 from Eastleigh, 1 from UKST and 3 from his Sunday team.

WTF???

Bipe 28-09-2018 06:36 PM

That's shocking IoW, we (as a club) pay for all our kits out of subs £80 per season, fundraising and sponsorship from parents with their own businesses.

For some reason David Beckham's speeding thing has really enraged me, instead of exploiting a loophole to get off why not just accept that he did wrong, pay the nominal fine and get on with it? He would earn more kudos for dealing with it that way, now more people think he's a bit of an arsehole.

And finally from me, Jordan Henderson is starting to inspire monumental loathing, I mean I cannot help proclaiming my disgust every time he pops up on my TV screen (which is more often than I would like, my wife is a Liverpool fan god bless her). I started ranting as soon as he came on the pitch versus Chelsea the other night but had the last laugh for once as I watched him convert a comfortable 1-0 lead into a 2-1 defeat whilst making a twat of himself with his usual unjustified wobble headed moaning at the referee.

Little Fozzie 28-09-2018 08:44 PM

The absolute ******* salad hosting the ryder cup highlights, starting off by saying which side did well in the morning and which did well in the afternoon. Why not just tell us the score while you're at it. Helmet.

Stellavista 28-09-2018 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 14442695)
F*ckwits that scream "Get in the hole!!!" every time an American golfer hits a shot.

Golf

Hedgehog 28-09-2018 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 14442695)
F*ckwits that scream "Get in the hole!!!" every time an American golfer hits a shot.

"You the Man!"

WTF's that all about?

Oldtown Eagle 28-09-2018 10:32 PM

Wales.

big bad John 28-09-2018 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14444009)
"You the Man!"

WTF's that all about?


The African-Americanization of the English language

Twiggy 28-09-2018 11:28 PM

Im sure i heard something like "couch potato" but i might be wrong )))

Hibernator 29-09-2018 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 14444132)
The African-Americanization of the English language

Shut the Front Door you Mother...

Superior!

Maidstoned Eagle 29-09-2018 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hibernator (Post 14444277)
Shut the Front Door you Mother...

Superior!

Can you 'ear me mother?

Worksop Palace 29-09-2018 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twiggy (Post 14444147)
Im sure i heard something like "couch potato" but i might be wrong )))

Close

Mash potato

Stupid yank mutants

SA Eagle 29-09-2018 01:39 PM

That ******* Nationwide advert with the couple in the photo booth. Why oh why can’t they be in front of a firing squad?

Coastal Palace 29-09-2018 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 14444724)
That ******* Nationwide advert with the couple in the photo booth. Why oh why can’t they be in front of a firing squad?

I said that a while ago.

And the way the girl blinks her eyes after the photo has been taken in the passport photo booth.

c*nt.

Isle of Wight 29-09-2018 08:42 PM

Eric *****na especially the arrogant way he played with his collar up. Tosser

glenn.f 29-09-2018 10:19 PM

The wife tonight...what sort of dozy bint asked you a question and sidetracks you from about to bid on a car on eBay (risky I know). More annoying is she was watching as well and I swear it was her way of preventing me risking it. Would've have got it for £300 less than I was willing to pay and about another £400 under my budget. So we'll chuffed with her interfering. She fooked one up at the auction for me in the week as well.

Joe85 29-09-2018 10:26 PM

Lost my ******* car keys in Bluewater. Eventually recovered them, not before having to carve through a rubbish bin.

jjeagle 30-09-2018 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14445240)
Lost my ******* car keys in Bluewater. Eventually recovered them, not before having to carve through a rubbish bin.

At least you got your keys back. Someone just come into my local and actually admitted to "dining" in TGF in Bluewater this evening.

Sick Bucket 30-09-2018 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14445240)
Lost my ******* car keys in Bluewater. Eventually recovered them, not before having to carve through a rubbish bin.

Bluewater?

******* shopping centers, actually just shopping full stop, especially with women, I just refuse to do it.

Joe85 30-09-2018 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 14445294)
Bluewater?

******* shopping centers, actually just shopping full stop, especially with women, I just refuse to do it.


Rarely go near them. On this occasion my daughter was attending a friends birthday party there.

Olympian2 30-09-2018 09:08 AM

Huddersfield & their clackers, still.

Isle of Wight 30-09-2018 11:08 AM

Monday night football. Having to wait an extra 2 days to get the fix.

elgin eagle 30-09-2018 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14445487)
Monday night football. Having to wait an extra 2 days to get the fix.

Sometimes this can be seen as a positive. Palace can feck up the working week rather than the weekend.

Isle of Wight 30-09-2018 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14445509)
Sometimes this can be seen as a positive. Palace can feck up the working week rather than the weekend.

That's when you get a "bad batch" :D

elgin eagle 30-09-2018 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14445554)
That's when you get a "bad batch" :D

Is there any other kind? :D

Coastal Palace 30-09-2018 12:23 PM

Anyone that starts a sentence with 'so.'

Now I went to Winterbourne, Norbury Manor and Stanley Tech and not one of those English teachers taught us to start a sentence with 'so.'

Innit.

Isle of Wight 30-09-2018 02:09 PM

So what?

ceeby 30-09-2018 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14445866)
So what?

Is the correct use of the word so at the start of a sentence as far as i'm aware :p

I agree with coastal though, it does my head in, some people start every sentence with so.

Reps AJ 30-09-2018 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coastal Palace (Post 14445565)
Anyone that starts a sentence with 'so.'

Now I went to Winterbourne, Norbury Manor and Stanley Tech and not one of those English teachers taught us to start a sentence with 'so.'

Innit.

So what you're saying is that you feel let down by your English teachers?

Reps AJ 30-09-2018 09:04 PM

So, people that can't use their indicators

simplex 30-09-2018 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14446322)
So what you're saying is that you feel let down by your English teachers?


So far, yes

Sick Bucket 30-09-2018 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coastal Palace (Post 14445565)
Anyone that starts a sentence with 'so.'

Now I went to Winterbourne, Norbury Manor and Stanley Tech and not one of those English teachers taught us to start a sentence with 'so.'

Innit.

So true.

elgin eagle 01-10-2018 12:23 AM

Kill them all Coastal.

Hedgehog 01-10-2018 01:58 AM

We are going away for 2 nights... my wife has been packing for 3 days... I did mine in 20 minutes this afternoon.

The fact that rain is in the forecast seems to have complicated her task.

danpalace07 01-10-2018 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14445139)
Eric *****na especially the arrogant way he played with his collar up. Tosser

How the media (especially those hipster football blogs and magazines like Mundial) finger themselves over him gets right on my tits

Isle of Wight 01-10-2018 11:22 AM

Every time you phone somewhere they are always "experiencing a high volume of calls"

GET MORE STAFF !!!!!

PhuketEagle 01-10-2018 04:42 PM

Queuing to get a train ticket from an automatic ticket-issuing wonder robot machine that's meant to save time...as the ticket office was closed. BUT British Snail still needed to have some oddbod there showing everyone how to use it. Pathetic! Slower than usual BS inefficiency & made people around me miss their trains.
I told 'em to have a word with the Security guy guarding the auto ticket entrance so some managed to get trains due to his kindness. Hope they didn't have to face the wrath of the dreaded Ticket Inspector....doh.

davech 01-10-2018 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14446921)
Every time you phone somewhere they are always "experiencing a high volume of calls"

GET MORE STAFF !!!!!

A bit like trying to ring Croydon Council.

You get about 5-deep into the menu options before getting the same message for all departments: "Please go online to ....." F*ck Off!! I need to TALK to SOMEONE.

Only way is to ring the switchboard and ask to put through direct to someone. I find putting on my best pathetic/helpless voice helps.

Azlan82 02-10-2018 10:59 AM

My Mrs charges her phone on my side of the bed....why? Do it on your own bloody side.

Selhurst Celtic 02-10-2018 11:04 AM

She secretly wants you to check her messages as she's having an affair but doesn't have the guts to confess.

Welcome back, by the way.

Azlan82 02-10-2018 11:19 AM

would explain why she's gone off the idea of getting married next year.

stevek 02-10-2018 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14449820)
She secretly wants you to check her messages as she's having an affair but doesn't have the guts to confess.

Welcome back, by the way.

Who did he used to be?

smileysmith 02-10-2018 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevek (Post 14449931)
Who did he used to be?

Same question.

elgin eagle 02-10-2018 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 14449934)
Same question.

Never 'eard of him.

Maidstoned Eagle 02-10-2018 01:09 PM

Hello Peter.

Mr Mojo Risin 02-10-2018 09:39 PM

Millennials banning anything and everything. Today Manchester University has banned clapping. I am a proud lefty, liberal, remoaning millennial but stuff like this makes my generation look ridiculous and gives ammunition to those who caricature us as snowflakes. Our generation has a lot to be angry about - Brexit, house prices, tuition fees but instead we spend too much time trying to ban silly things like this. It isn't going to win us any sympathy.

Maidstoned Eagle 02-10-2018 09:45 PM

How can you ban clapping?

Azlan82 02-10-2018 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14450394)
How can you ban clapping?

they all have to wear boxing gloves 24/7

RazorsEdge 02-10-2018 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14446465)
Kill them all Coastal.

So, want to :)

Isle of Wight 02-10-2018 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14450394)
How can you ban clapping?

They wave hands like doing an Al Johnson Mamy impersonation instead. Next thing is that will be banned as racist .

Isle of Wight 02-10-2018 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 14450387)
Millennials banning anything and everything. Today Manchester University has banned clapping. I am a proud lefty, liberal, remoaning millennial but stuff like this makes my generation look ridiculous and gives ammunition to those who caricature us as snowflakes. Our generation has a lot to be angry about - Brexit, house prices, tuition fees but instead we spend too much time trying to ban silly things like this. It isn't going to win us any sympathy.

Huh bloody snowflakes ;)

Maidstoned Eagle 03-10-2018 09:39 AM

******* newbies in the gym, using all the equipment you normally use and you just know they're not going to be here in 2 weeks time...never to be seen again. Stupid old cows.

andyocpfc 03-10-2018 03:46 PM

Players that all call each other ‘Bro’ on social media.
Don’t know why, but just does.

ceeby 03-10-2018 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14450623)
******* newbies in the gym, using all the equipment you normally use and you just know they're not going to be here in 2 weeks time...never to be seen again. Stupid old cows.

Someone using the vending machine again Maidstoned? :)

Isle of Wight 03-10-2018 09:29 PM

That it takes sooo long to long in a game of Fortnite now

RazorsEdge 03-10-2018 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14450394)
How can you ban clapping?

By performing jazz hands.....I am waiting for a emoji ,which will come I am sure

Maidstoned Eagle 03-10-2018 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceeby (Post 14451295)
Someone using the vending machine again Maidstoned? :)

They'll be buying pads for their prolapsed minges.

Les Butler 03-10-2018 11:06 PM

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsW...tKpy/giphy.gif

Worksop Palace 03-10-2018 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14451415)
They'll be buying pads for their prolapsed minges.

There’s an xhamster catagory for that

Pat of the Palace 04-10-2018 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14451415)
They'll be buying pads for their prolapsed minges.

Thought it was PK for a sec. :(

Maidstoned Eagle 04-10-2018 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14451315)
That it takes sooo long to long in a game of Fortnite now

Fortnite can **** off, my sons had his PS4 for 5 days now and just downloading the ****ong game has ****ed me off to the nth degree.

Worksop Palace 05-10-2018 08:39 AM

Having a great afternoon out with a client in Leeds, few beers, some great Tapas and then jumping on the train home at 7.30pm. Nothing annoying about that. Until I wake up just as the train is pulling out of Doncaster station and I realise I should have got off there to change trains to retford, where my Mrs is waiting to pick me up. Not too much of an issue, the train will surely stop at Grantham or Newark and I can get a train or taxi back from there. ‘This is the 7.30 Leeds to LKX train calling at Peterborough, Stevenage and LKX’. Feckin brilliant. An hour to Peterborough, an hour wait and 45 mins back to retford. A journey that should have taken an hour from Leeds to home, took just shy of 3 hours

bubbs11 05-10-2018 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14452365)
Having a great afternoon out with a client in Leeds, few beers, some great Tapas and then jumping on the train home at 7.30pm. Nothing annoying about that. Until I wake up just as the train is pulling out of Doncaster station and I realise I should have got off there to change trains to retford, where my Mrs is waiting to pick me up. Not too much of an issue, the train will surely stop at Grantham or Newark and I can get a train or taxi back from there. ‘This is the 7.30 Leeds to LKX train calling at Peterborough, Stevenage and LKX’. Feckin brilliant. An hour to Peterborough, an hour wait and 45 mins back to retford. A journey that should have taken an hour from Leeds to home, took just shy of 3 hours

And did the Mrs buy that excuse? :D

I take you had your mates do train sound effects in the background when you called to tell her...from the pub.

Reps AJ 05-10-2018 09:00 AM

For about the 8,000th time Ive posted it on this thread... drivers who dont use their indicators :veryangry

andyocpfc 05-10-2018 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14452365)
Having a great afternoon out with a client in Leeds, few beers, some great Tapas and then jumping on the train home at 7.30pm. Nothing annoying about that. Until I wake up just as the train is pulling out of Doncaster station and I realise I should have got off there to change trains to retford, where my Mrs is waiting to pick me up. Not too much of an issue, the train will surely stop at Grantham or Newark and I can get a train or taxi back from there. ‘This is the 7.30 Leeds to LKX train calling at Peterborough, Stevenage and LKX’. Feckin brilliant. An hour to Peterborough, an hour wait and 45 mins back to retford. A journey that should have taken an hour from Leeds to home, took just shy of 3 hours

Shouldn't laugh but anyone that likes the odd beer and there have done that in their life. Bloody infuriating though and you beat yourself up about it and how stupid you were. Slightly different but I was travelling to Kent the other day from West Sussex - I was driving down the M23 and was in auto pilot mode listening to the FYP pod in the car and sub-conscientiously must have had it in my head i was driving to Selhurst for some reason. Anyhow I was supposed to be coming off at Crawley/East Grinstead and totally missed the turning meaning I got stuck in road works leading upto the the Gatwick turning to turn around and come back. I could have slit my wrists in anger with myself!

Maidstoned Eagle 05-10-2018 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14452365)
Having a great afternoon out with a client in Leeds, few beers, some great Tapas and then jumping on the train home at 7.30pm. Nothing annoying about that. Until I wake up just as the train is pulling out of Doncaster station and I realise I should have got off there to change trains to retford, where my Mrs is waiting to pick me up. Not too much of an issue, the train will surely stop at Grantham or Newark and I can get a train or taxi back from there. ‘This is the 7.30 Leeds to LKX train calling at Peterborough, Stevenage and LKX’. Feckin brilliant. An hour to Peterborough, an hour wait and 45 mins back to retford. A journey that should have taken an hour from Leeds to home, took just shy of 3 hours

Poor Mrs Workshop.

Isle of Wight 05-10-2018 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14452365)
Having a great afternoon out with a client in Leeds, few beers, some great Tapas and then jumping on the train home at 7.30pm. Nothing annoying about that. Until I wake up just as the train is pulling out of Doncaster station and I realise I should have got off there to change trains to retford, where my Mrs is waiting to pick me up. Not too much of an issue, the train will surely stop at Grantham or Newark and I can get a train or taxi back from there. ‘This is the 7.30 Leeds to LKX train calling at Peterborough, Stevenage and LKX’. Feckin brilliant. An hour to Peterborough, an hour wait and 45 mins back to retford. A journey that should have taken an hour from Leeds to home, took just shy of 3 hours

I think I can see what went wrong here.

Worksop Palace 05-10-2018 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14452564)
I think I can see what went wrong here.

Mmm. When I say few...went out at half 12. Couple of beers, lunch at 2ish with a couple beers and a bottle of red. Then more beers. Then some more.

Worksop Palace 05-10-2018 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14452422)
Poor Mrs Workshop.

She was alreet. Just does as she’s told

Maidstoned Eagle 05-10-2018 02:59 PM

Reet aftah a reet good slap

Worksop Palace 05-10-2018 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14452676)
Reet aftah a reet good slap

Aye ‘appen

Maidstoned Eagle 05-10-2018 05:02 PM

By eck sithee

Reps AJ 05-10-2018 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14452422)
Poor Mrs Workshop.

You mean, just when she was getting her hopes up that he was gone for good?

thefox 05-10-2018 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14452369)
And did the Mrs buy that excuse? :D

I take you had your mates do train sound effects in the background when you called to tell her...from the pub.

Does Worksop still need someone to feed him his dinner ?

Worksop Palace 05-10-2018 06:53 PM

‘Kin ell

But harsh lads

True, but harsh

Isle of Wight 05-10-2018 10:20 PM

That Pardew thought Murray wasn’t needed anymore. Twat

Wolfnipplechips 05-10-2018 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceeby (Post 14451295)
Someone using the vending machine again Maidstoned? :)

:D:D

WLYWLYAWYPWF 05-10-2018 10:56 PM

West Ham slags

Maidstoned Eagle 05-10-2018 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14453359)
That Pardew thought Murray wasn’t needed anymore. Twat

Move on.

Isle of Wight 06-10-2018 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14453467)
Move on.

I thought I had but I haven’t. Back to therapy I guess:(

Hedgehog 06-10-2018 12:29 AM

It appears here in America the young folk have moved on from saying "Have a nice day" and "How ya doing", and now ask the equally inert, "How's your day going so far?", or "How's your evening going so far?".

Apart from the meaningless response of "Fine" or "Good", I'm at a lose to know how to respond to this. I usually come back with, "OK so far", which seems to satisfy them, albeit with a strange look. May be that's just me though.

If they don't do this in The UK yet, I'm sure it will soon... all Americanisms find their way there eventually.

Maidstoned Eagle 06-10-2018 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14453514)
It appears here in America the young folk have moved on from saying "Have a nice day" and "How ya doing", and now ask the equally inert, "How's your day going so far?", or "How's your evening going so far?".

Apart from the meaningless response of "Fine" or "Good", I'm at a lose to know how to respond to this. I usually come back with, "OK so far", which seems to satisfy them, albeit with a strange look. May be that's just me though.

If they don't do this in The UK yet, I'm sure it will soon... all Americanisms find their way there eventually.

Would you prefer abject disinterest?

Worksop Palace 06-10-2018 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14453584)
Would you prefer abject disinterest?

Benteke has managed it for the last 15 months

Maidstoned Eagle 06-10-2018 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14453586)
Benteke has managed it for the last 15 months

And yet the team has shown even more of it since his absence.


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