Ouch :eek:

Women just don’t know what some of us fellas have to go through [emoji6]

I'd take that every day of the week over funny but shit surgeon

Me too.


Although a polite good afternoon would have been nice.

I suppose it’s just another day in the office for them. My guy has done over 5,000 hernia ops of all shapes and sizes. He could have literally probably done mine stood on his head with his eyes shut.

The ol' split banjo string. I was beside myself when this happened, so much so I confided in a mate of mine, who assured me with the wisdom of a smug 17 year old, that this was perfectly normal once you start doing the wild thing regularly. I didn't need an op though, I'm very, very happy to say.

Lazy creative-less advertising people making ads for Talksport that a 5 year old could come up with.

Advertiser: Right, this advert is going to air on a channel mostly listened to by football fans. I know! ‘Buy our goods and you’ll SAVE loads!’ Genius! (Slaps himself on the back and collects an underserved bulging pay packet).

I’m not bitter

I think it is quite a regular thing for some of us lads. I put off and put off going to the quacks as I was embarrassed but it was either that, or be a monk for the rest of my life. I decided the former. They had to cut and lengthen my 'string'. I was then not allowed to do it again for a while but then I had gone a year building up courage and waiting for the appointment. The worst thing was after, it was a balloon and he lifted the dressing when I got back to the room after recovery and it looked like my boy had been in a car crash. Lots of dried blood and iodine. I was glad to get home after ;)

Feel for you bro.

Shurrup ya girl.

had similar many years ago, thankfully a partial tear and not total split so didn't require surgery. A partner needs to watch their sharp teeth during sex.


Had the cat put down after that ;)

The annual grand larceny by railway companies for a poorer and poorer service.....and I rarely use trains. It's a disgrace.....needed for investment.....or bigger dividends for shareholders and pay rise for incompetent CEO?

https://twitter.com/phatdadslim/stat...266011136?s=21

What the **** is wrong with people.

Again I am upset and speechless. I swear in my day if there was a "beef" it ended once someone was either on the floor or had "given up" after a few lumps. This just went on and on and on. It where the expression kicking someone when they are down came from as an insult. Society just seems to have got worse.

The poor girl didn’t even defend herself... just awful.

Terrifying, but worthwhile.

I'm not looking at any more of these.

This one is awful. I probably shouldn’t have posted it.

It wasn't a dig mate, but it's too much. There's something desperately wrong with a generation that thinks that this kind of stuff is so good they want to film it and proudly let the world see what they have done. I don't understand the mentality. We had a few rucks in my time, but there was rarely the cruelty and one sided dominance that seems to be acceptable these days - even hardened nutters would have a line. Or maybe they just didn't have phones and I'm erasing the bad bits, I don't know.

I didn’t take it as a dig.

I agree... I never witnessed anything like this growing up. We had scraps... but never attacked anyone so defenceless

On a lighter note; micro usbs. They come free with every gadget, yet as soon as you need one, you can't find one, and if you do, your Mrs says it's hers.

The Boots Christmas advert. More specifically the line "she's me Mum".

The rest of the song is well enunciated - even if the reworked lyrics are cringeworthy - and there is no hint of an accent in the singer's voice. But then...enter broad accent...."she's meee Moom".

It jars, and not because it's a Northern accent, but because it's so false.

The ad agency is trying so hard to appeal to a certain demographic when there's really no need.

Getting dog poop on your shoe, and despite washing everything in sight, and completely changing all your cloths the smell still lingers on.

Whiny mods who sulk when you neg rep them for protecting a troll.

Perhaps its not on your shoe.

[emoji8]

If they had misjudged the cut I might well have been a girl. [emoji3]

It does make you paranoid that it's somewhere else, I'll agree!

People saying a loud, ambiguous ‘excuse me’ in public places. Attention-seeking wankers.

Besides Phil Spector’s stuff and a few other classics, Christmas music. Especially if it’s Michael Buble, who my flatmates have stuffed our Christmas playlist with.

And that obnoxious fvcking song about Jesus by Chris De Burgh.

People who incessantly tap the button to open train doors before they’re unlocked. Calm down mate.

What a country you live in.

The way plumbing problems always happen on a Sunday or on a national holiday!

I did my McGiver thing and band aided the problem. Hopefully will get us through the night.

It's called old age mate.

Well that as well... but this was the home variety! Don’t get me started on the other! [emoji33]

Waking up at 5.15am when you haven’t got work. FFS

I don’t know how people don’t wake up at work time on non working days.

Every Saturday I wake up at 5.45am without fail.

i don’t know how people do it. I stuggle to get up. Have done since i was at school.

I don’t struggle to get up for work. Have no issue with getting up at 5.30/6am every morning and hitting the road and 6.45am, but when you’re not working it makes for a feckin long day

You wait til you're retired.... I took early retirement some 3 years ago now.
Still wake up every morning at 6am just like I used to when working, and no matter what I try, I cannot break the habit.

Bloody annoying it is.

Used to be me too. So now, a Nytol on Friday night, and it seems to reset my weekend clock perfectly.

I saw 3am this morning. Just couldn’t sleep.

Too much BBS and YouTube late at night for me. Was only thinking this morning that this neeeds to change to a healthier pattern.

I'm finding pretty much the same after nearly a year. Although I have shifted my whole time zone so to speak (go to bed later, get up later) I do still wake up and look at the clock every day at 4:30am, which was my working get up time.

I can't for the life of me imagine doing that again!

Try reading Racehorsezzzzzz’ pozzzzzzts.

:D

You tinker

I’m torn between his honest idiocy and the emerging lunacy of Raggy.

RAggy’s too random ; he can be lunatic on a whole wide variety of subjects. For a good night’s sleep you need someone who can be both tedious AND predictable. There’s only one choice.

Nooo, Raggy you read when you need a laugh.

TV commentators wetting themselves saying 'The magic of FA cup'

Yodel's 'Live Chat'.

It's an insult to call this service live, all I've had for 45 minutes is "Thank you for your patience". I'm out of patience.

Mark Pougatch calling Arsenal 'The Arsenal'

Co-presenters calling Mark Pougatch 'Pougers'

People in rural Kent who think it's a good idea to go jogging in the road at night in black clothing, particularly when there's a pavement on the other side.

You could have stopped at jogging in the dark or maybe even just jogging

Could have stopped at “People”

Yodel are *****.

Getting into work early because you have a lesson via Skype blooked in for a new client....not taking into account Spanish internet.

PPPPP

PayPal holding a legit refund for 21 days.21 feckin days:veryangry:veryangry

Football

My neighbors....i want to beat them up...i might beat them up...soonish

Waking up and remembering we lost to Brighton the night before

Useless wankers

Refund no longer showing as pending but not showing in my account either:wallbash::wallbash:

No good to us if it isn't on Youtube.

Having the perfect storm of one of our worst performances and facing the most one-sided refereeing against our most hated rivals in a season when we can't get out of second gear.

Parcel2Go - when there's a problem with a parcel you've sent...good luck. Useless and difficult to contact. My advice would be to use them as a price comparison site, but book directly with the courier.

.....When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year

People in media or public calling managers pet names. Even worse when they are not even the club you support.

‘Pep’
‘Jose’

Makes me cringe.

Children being allowed to push mini trolleys around supermarkets.
I'm looking mainly in your direction, Morrisons.

For the record, I only go to said supermarket for their own brand crinkle cut gherkins.

Just so you know.

Thank you. That’s fascinating.

Their crinkle cut gherkins are worth your derogatory remark.

They're that good!

You would love OZ. All pet names end with "o"

Jono
Bottle-o
Dano
Jackie O

People who use the word ‘embarrassing “ to describe anything to do with the Club.

I mean, are they that insecure? Do they go bright red when one of these ‘embarrassing ‘ things happen?

Agreed, it seems to be a modern day phrase that is well overused, like ‘my bad’. It’s also, completely inaccurate to how they probably feel. I’ve not once been embarrassed to be a Palace fan. Quite the opposite in fact.

I would agree with this. Although the closest I have felt towards that was today after last night.

No adult should use 'my bad'.

Super Al.

O2 being down.

Alan Brazil does it too. Cringeworthy

C*nts

Ah so that explains it.

Which I never called him, and didnt hear people calling him that other than in chants which is fine.

When it’s your own manager I’ll look the other way but if you are Palace and calling Guardiola ‘Pep’ you need to straighten yourself out.

Non Liverpool fans calling Steven Gerrard ‘Stevie G’ makes me vom aswell.

Sir Steve Coppell

Big Mal

Big fat Sam

CPFC

O2 being down....and getting a text from O2 during the outage to inform me of my monthly bill and that funds will be taken from my bank account shortly.

That’s always unaffected

I fully expect to get an email from them offering me some form of contract or handset upgrade before this is all over, ha ha!

People saying slang like 'bare' and 'long' at work. Also why do some British born black people effect fake Jamaican/African accents when talking to eachother? Some of my work colleagues do it almost every day.

It's definitely a recent thing and quite odd, a bit like Tim Westwood and his fake accent.

Dunno? Why don't you ask them?

The fact I've got an elf hat on. Long story, not very interesting but annoying.

being invited to a clients work Christmas bash, declining and then receiving subtle digs. I don't even see my mates enough as it is, so forgive me for wanting to travel 90 mins each way to go and spend some time with staff employees I barely know.

Those day by day elf things some people insist putting on Facebook.

living amongst loads of smug weed fans in Sussex :jerkit:

:rolleyes: Ditto.

The fact that Scotrail are about to make Northern Rail look good.

Wankers tap tap taping on their phones whilst walking or cycling. PAY ATTENTION, get out the way and stop dawdling or crashing into people

Getting to site this morning to be told the machine is off hire tonight,wankers.

Maybe that's why you should go? :D