My cat, comes to the window stares at me, starts to paw at the window, then when I get off my arse to open it, he looks at it and walks away, then we repeat this again and again.

"cat" you say. You mean space-alien mind-controlist sent to tease all humans?

I find it annoying when the World Cup comes around and all of a sudden everyone in the office is a "socca" expert, and insist on sharing their in depth knowledge.
Socca genius: "Course, what he should have done was..." or other similar type shit. My response: "Did you watch the game?"
SG: "Nah, but I've recorded the highlights."
End of conversation. Tossers.

Inadvertently putting dirty cutlery/plates in to the dishwasher that you've forgot to unload. It's only a second or two until I realise but it's already ruined my day by then.

When you buy something on Ebay and the guy you buy it from takes 2-3 days to dispatch it, and once he finally does you realise he's dispatched it via 2nd class. It's not that bloody hard to wrap up a jumper, and I'd gladly pay you 1-2 quid more to send it via 1st class.

Annoys me more when c*nts don't pay in a hurry.

Alternatively, when you use a fork for its intended purpose, and it's only when you put it in your mouth that you realise the dishwasher has failed to do its job, and there's something small and crusty still stuck to the underside. :hmph:

Yep!

You train dogs; cats train you :D

getting a good pair of over ear headphones that don't make you look like a bellend was one of the most satisfying things I've ever bought

they are AKG K451's by the way, very affordable for the quality.

Drivers who let you through then don't acknowledge that you've acknowledged them.

Ggrrrr, even thinking about this is annoying me.

especially when they win on a last second bid!

It only gets worse
I'm a mass of aches and pains from broken bones in the past to prolapsed discs in my back several severed nerves from various knife and one shooting accident

I'm only 50 in 20 years time I'll prolly be in a wheelchair

People who post giant pictures on threads.

That has just raised a red flag at GCHQ.

Would you know if such a device would work on a sony mobile phone please?

They would work fine but they are over ear so you will look like a prima donna footballer getting off the team coach when you are wearing them. Just walk around with your toiletries bag under your arm to pull off the complete look.

I've done this by mistake in the past - if posted from the bbs phone app, you can't tell how big it is until you see it in a browser as the app shows it at fixed size.

I can be guilty of this sometimes, what annoys me is drivers who go 30/40 in a 50/60 that you're stuck behind and when it gets back to a 30 they intentionally go faster. :veryangry

Drivers at night that thank you by flashing full beam in your eyes. I appreciate the sentiment but would prefer not to be thanked than momentarily blinded.

Non Spanish speaking ex-pats who drink in Brit bars, go to Brit supermarkets, or Gib, to shop for British food, slag off Spain on dedicated Faceache pages, livein urbanisations that are almost 100% foreign owned and get buried in British cemeteries with services provided by British priests...posting "if you dont fit in, **** off where you came from" posts.

My cat used to do that,but then I put the microwave up to full and it stopped.

Siri "text" ...... "Call doctor" ........ No text ......."calling vets"

Satellite dish motors. Also constant rain while fruitlessly fecking about with them.

When you have to commute and your train is late every single day, normally by the same amount. Why not save us your incompetence and just change the f-ing timetable.

Clive Tyldesley shouting "ROONEEEEYYYYY!!" every time the shreddie headed potato faced **** takes a shot.

They should, yes

they look fine, pretty low key really (see the below picture)

http://i.imgur.com/dskblRf.jpg

Why do you have a book called Man World? :D

Cor, that'll take me back to my glory days. "Chairmany calling..."

http://www.dx-qsl.com/hindenburg-radio-room.jpg

Unlike the haberdashery.

And what's that leaning surreptitiously against the lamp? Looks like some kind of sex toy to me. The 'slacks' are a strange gay colour & match the arm protectors perfectly. Nice!
Changing the subject & getting back to Things That Annoy You, have just remembered the name of that wank*r I hate on TV with his poor dogs; Paul O'Grady. As well as being a complete tosser he speaks some kind of nonsensical alien jibberish language which, even after lengthy translation, is so annoying I want to punch his lights out. No more Piss Off Grady for me. ITV have the cheek to put it on 'ITV choice' over here along with Constipation St - come on, where do they get this shit?!

if I looked like that I wouldn't leave the house

'Finishing' a massive shit, waiting a while because you think it might not quite be over but think no that's it, using half a toilet roll to clean up because it was an extra sticky one, pull your pants and strides up then feeling the rumblings of some more. FFS.

and last week's reply I got to an invoice;
"I've changed my mind" So that's now lost in the pit of Hades called the resolution centre.

And that B*llend that left negative feedback about the price they paid. I listed an item with extremely accurate details (even my inner OCD suggested that the decimal place for the actual weight was perhaps a little too much detail) and a 99p start price. They joined an auction, they bid their price. What did they not understand ???:veryangry

Wow, what a wanker.

The so called word 'starchitect'

That fact that call centres are always "experiencing unusual heavy demand" so you end up on hold. Then when you do get through they ask you for the account number/reference number that you have already tapped in with tiny fingers on your phone or argued about with the computer " I did not understand please repeat" GET MORE STAFF YOU TIGHT FISTED BASTARDS!!!!!

Wow! That's a bold statement in the red spectrum; teaming a burnt orange chino with an aubergine pullover, sporting contrasting elbow patches - on a raging Ging' !

Taking the rubbish out to the bin at night in bare feet and treading in dog excrement.

People farting in the fresh food aisles in Asda in Long Eaton.

He looks like a fire.

Why is he using his MacBook when there is a perfectly good iMac there with a massive screen? Level 10 knobjockey.

My bad, sorry.


(Not the fart, the other one).

That's the special computer he uses to do ginger and orange things on.

Induction Hobs, a form of middle class sorcery!

I save mine for the frozen section

Same place - Asda, Long Eaton? Could be a place to avoid.

It's Long Eaton mate.

Eating half a Twirl, getting distracted by whining 12 year old, forgetting about the remaining one until looking for change and hour later and a hand now covered in melted chocolate. Followed by the diatribe from his mum regards how to clean the mess up.

Having to wait till Monday night for Palace to play. Especially as we didn't play last weekend either.

Total and utter dildos that write random numbers on banknotes.

Try and exchange them in some places abroad and they won't accept them.

What is the point ? Why do people do this ?

Wankers

Huey Lewis and The News why were they so successful?

Another driving annoyance... I seem to have a lot of them.

Again an American version so please replace right with left.

People who are going to turn left and have a left turn lane and slow down and do not turn into the left hand turn lane until half way down it, and sort of creep into it with me stuck behind them... happens nearly every day.

Hate to say it, but inevitably they are women drivers!

1)The fact that there is a UCLA clothing shop near where I live in Sydney

2) The ****wits who buy UCLA branded clothing yet likely have never been to California

The fact that (nearly) every dimwit in Los Angeles is a USC fan, when:
a) they could never afford to go to USC
b) if you could, you pays your fees you gets your B's....

Where I work is 90% UCS... when at a stretch they could/might be able to send their kids to UCLA.

It's just the Power of Love.

Presumably, that's the power of love.

Edit: how fecking annoying is it that you think you have a witty response to a post and then find someone has already beaten you to it?

Rhetorical question, it's infuriating!

Further edit: just remembered the thread title so this is something that annoys me!

Regularly collecting supermarket limited offer stamps for certain special gift products over a number of months only for the offer to expire just before you reach the minimum number of stamps required. I'm sure they do it on purpose.
As for Huey Lewis & The News, we all know people like bad News.

Life Itself.

The Ebert documentary, to clarify.

Kevin Pietersen. It's over. Nobody cares about your opinion you whiney self interested prick. Please go away and take that odious **** Piers Morgan with you.

Some Palace fans refusal to believe that the 'Premiership' ended in 2007.

^^^^

What's the difference?

Its just a name after all. Which reminds me, I must fill in my pools coupon for the Barclays League Division 1 fixtures next week. I missed the woman on Wednesday.

Yes but then the "EPL" was invented by some:veryangry

Sky presenter who kept saying "so-called Islamic state". He said it 4 times in one report. Just call it SCIS.

The new Bury chairman talking repeatedly about his 'passion' and the 'football club' and 'moving forward.

Fvck off

When you're trying to watch a performance, and even though you're the tallest person there, you still can't see because every ****wit and their dog is holding up their phones to film it rather than watch it

God yeah, thats another one.

Who does everyone think will go down to the Endsleigh League this season?

And who will win the Rumbelows Cup now that we are out?

Who gives a flying **** either way

Rumbelows? Don't you mean the Milk Cup?

The fact that 94.4827354% of programmes on the documentary section of Sky is about Hitler, his mates, 'The Nazis' or their Megastructures. Then every advert break showing the same trailers during every single break for more Hitler, his mates, 'The Nazis' or their Megastructures.

During Remembrance week they showed 462 different documentaries on the last year and downfall of Hitler and the Nazi 'empire'.

I made a documentary about the war once but I think I got away with it.

Has Garth Crooks been mentioned yet ?

What a complete dickhead.

Why not just call them cock-mongers?

^^ when I worked at Telecity in 96 we knew the History channel as The Hitler Channel

Kids who make the universal 'blow the horn driver' gesture when you go past, then moan about their ears hurting/bleeding when you go back the other way.

Fickle kids. No pleasing 'em.

:bash:They'll be suing you in 30 years for trauma caused :)

:)

I'll be long deed.


Betting on Arsenal.

The build up/interviews/adverts for Klitschko v Fury.

My, how far Heavyweight boxing has fallen.

Just saw some pre-match footage of El Classico and saw something even more special than a half and half scarf: a half and half beanie. Not only was it a half and half beanie but it also stood like 30 cm off of his head. He could not have been more of a ****wit if he tried.

In wanting only a green pepper, having to buy it a packet with a red one and a yellow one.

When I want a tin of Tuna I do not have to buy it along with a tin of Salmon and a tin of sardines, so why with peppers?

solution: Greengrocer.

Buy them singly from the display that pretty much every supermarket has?

:confused:

Because not everyone does or they run out often (probably because they prioritise packaging them with a red and yellow one :grrr:)

It is but not at 9 O clock at night

Swap you, my daughter pretty much eats a pepper a day but doesn't like green ones so we end up with lots of green ones left over.

If you went to West Croydon you would be able to buy a single green pepper at 3 in the morning. It's a bit of a drive from Scotland though.

Done deal. Next time I get to SP I will come armed with yellow and red peppers.

Do they deliver?

I'll bring the green ones, do you think they will let you in with peppers? I know I once had a potato peeler confiscated before I was allowed to enter the ground

Do what I saw an old dear doing and open the packet and take one out. She did it with a net of onions and a bag of spuds too! I did chuckle to myself.

All this green pepper (red tomato) bollocks is reminding me of Ainsley Harriott. Which is another thing that annoys me.

Ainsley smug jolly false f*cker Harriott.

Put the greens ones in a Caribbean prawn and potato curry. Splendid

No just chicken and pork

Bumtish

That bloody 'der der der,der der der' music they insist on playing after every few legs of darts on tv.

Ffs. Stop it. Now.

Oi!! I gotta a deal going on here so bugger off

Soz matey

Also very good in a goulash

;)

Even better in Chili Con Carne, my reason for buying one in the first place (along with a red and yellow one :veryangry)

Even worse when they show the winning darts highlights on SSN.