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Jim Cannon 11-10-2016 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by nash84 (Post 13266159)
I hate that you can't bullshit anymore or pretend you are intelligent before some ******* tosspot pulls out their ******* iPhone ******* 5s large and finds the ******* facts on wiki ******* something....**** off you iPhone wanker...you didn't know the answer so just let me have my moment of glory!!!!

Other than that I am fine

You know that not everything on wiki is true don't you? My son refused to believe that until recently

RobertCPFC 11-10-2016 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13266155)
An actual adult, interviewed on the BBC confessing that he was 'really excited' to get his new phone and 'heartbroken' when it was recalled and production cancelled.
Have a word, you tit.

I heard that as well.

If they had not asked for it back and then caught fire he would have started complaining they hadn't recalled it.

Blind_Eagle 11-10-2016 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 13265413)
Hopefully the fact that they don't wear helmets, to avoid the fuzz, will catch up with them.

How does not wearing helmets help them avoid the fuzz?

Wouldn't it attract more fuzz attraction as it's an offence in itself to not wear one?

Fuzz :afro:

Blind_Eagle 11-10-2016 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13266144)
Nope, that would a curved line. A line is straight:D

Point of order.

A line can be either straight or curved. It's still a line.

Stellavista 11-10-2016 10:42 PM

Just for a week, I would love to see all the mobile networks shut down, just to see the mass hysteria.

Stellavista 11-10-2016 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 13266173)
I heard that as well.

If they had not asked for it back and then caught fire he would have started complaining they hadn't recalled it.

I'm not sure that was the point I was making. :p

Andycol 11-10-2016 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13266179)
How does not wearing helmets help them avoid the fuzz?

Wouldn't it attract more fuzz attraction as it's an offence in itself to not wear one?

Fuzz :afro:

They aren't allowed to chase the little feckwits if they don't have one on. To dangerous for the little darlings.

Blind_Eagle 11-10-2016 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13266193)
Just for a week, I would love to see all the mobile networks shut down, just to see the mass hysteria.

How about simultaneously installing a working network mast at sea just off Beachy Head with a signal that almost reaches the cliff edge. Just to see the lemmings.

Jim Cannon 11-10-2016 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13266184)
Point of order.

A line can be either straight or curved. It's still a line.

Ok I give in. 100 lines for me

Blind_Eagle 11-10-2016 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Andycol (Post 13266197)
They aren't allowed to chase the little feckwits if they don't have one on. To dangerous for the little darlings.

Are they allowed to identify them though?

Blind_Eagle 11-10-2016 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13266202)
Ok I give in. 100 lines for me

:D:lux:

Chocky 11-10-2016 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13266155)
An actual adult, interviewed on the BBC confessing that he was 'really excited' to get his new phone and 'heartbroken' when it was recalled and production cancelled.
Have a word, you tit.

Yes but give him a break how else is he going to be able to take a photo of his prawn cocktail and share it with his 850 'friends'? Never mind the 478 selfies per week.

Jim Cannon 11-10-2016 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13266193)
Just for a week, I would love to see all the mobile networks shut down, just to see the mass hysteria.

Make it illegal for anyone under 21 to have a mobile or use the internet for 1 day so they can see what the world used to be like

RobertCPFC 11-10-2016 10:57 PM

I have never understood the need to use phones all the time. I can only charge mine though my laptop so usually keep mine switched off now so I don't have to do it often and don't feel the need to constant check it or text people. I only use it if I feel it's necessary.

art malice 11-10-2016 10:57 PM

David Mitchell doing another ad for something shite. Whoring himself around even more liberally

nash84 11-10-2016 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13266171)
You know that not everything on wiki is true don't you? My son refused to believe that until recently

You see!!! I bet you Google that!!! Arsehole!!😁😁😁😁

nash84 11-10-2016 10:59 PM

I hate that it is no longer allowed for you not to answer your phone...."I tried to call you and you didn't answer" "oh I am sorry, was I supposed to send you a calendar invite to listen to me strain for a shit"?

nash84 11-10-2016 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13266161)
Yep, obviously not getting to you that one is it

I do miss the old bullshit spoken down the pub.."ere terry, did you hear that bob Marley got famous after he was heard humming in perfect fried chicken in south norwood"? "Nah mate your Avin a laugh ain't ya"? No (hands up) I swear down mate....I wouldn't lie to ya....

Jim Cannon 11-10-2016 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by nash84 (Post 13266212)
You see!!! I bet you Google that!!! Arsehole!!😁😁😁😁

Nope but he does

Isle of Wight 11-10-2016 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13266201)
How about simultaneously installing a working network mast at sea just off Beachy Head with a signal that almost reaches the cliff edge. Just to see the lemmings.


Nah just hack the Pokemom hunting maps and put a rare one there instead. Notify the world on social meedja, sit back and watch the carnage

Selhurst Celtic 11-10-2016 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 13266156)
Was this David Campbell from the north of Ireland?

http://theulsterfry.com/local-news/p...amsung-note-7/

Blind_Eagle 11-10-2016 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13266226)
Nah just hack the Pokemom hunting maps and put a rare one there instead. Notify the world on social meedja, sit back and watch the carnage

You do realise that this could be so successful that I could walk from here in Dorset to meet up with you at your local on the Isle of Wight without getting my feet wet.

Stellavista 11-10-2016 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 13266156)
Was this David Campbell from the north of Ireland?

Don't think so. This fella didn't mention anything about travelling first class.

danpalace07 12-10-2016 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13266211)
David Mitchell doing another ad for something shite. Whoring himself around even more liberally

same for Idris Elba

dweedman 12-10-2016 04:05 AM

Jimmy Carr's fake laugh

little al 12-10-2016 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 13266121)
Wouldn't be a line then, would it. :p

All lines are straight?

Isle of Wight 12-10-2016 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13266249)
You do realise that this could be so successful that I could walk from here in Dorset to meet up with you at your local on the Isle of Wight without getting my feet wet.

On further thought I think this should be in the next government's plans.

By getting rid of a load of stupid people we would:

1 reduce the burden on the NHS
2 relive congestion on the roads
3 free up housing in the South east

It would also save a fortune in building a bridge and so revive the IOW economy.

I'm sure this is the kind of plan UKIP would love.

See you at the Pub

EagleSE24 12-10-2016 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13266207)
Make it illegal for anyone under 21 to have a mobile or use the internet for 1 day so they can see what the world used to be like

Was having a discussion the other day, that as recently as the late 90s, you'd have to wait at a bus stop with absolutely no idea when the next one was coming and have nothing to do while you waited. You'd literally just stand there peering into the distance for any sign of the bus. No wonder we all smoked like chimneys. Was the only thing to keep you occupied when waiting alone.

woldinghameagle 12-10-2016 09:42 AM

People eating a large bag of smelly crisps on the train. Just irritates the hell out on me. Feeling punchy now.

Jim Cannon 12-10-2016 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by woldinghameagle (Post 13266658)
People eating a large bag of smelly crisps on the train. Just irritates the hell out on me. Feeling punchy now.

Amen to that, and listening to them crunching drives me mad too

pallet 12-10-2016 09:57 AM

Watching England and the so called world class players looking awful again.

spike 12-10-2016 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 13264950)
Referees drawing a straight line for a defensive wall to stand behind with their vanishing spray. A line ten yards from a ball should be circular.

If the edge of the wall is 2yds away from where the ref paced out the 10, then it is only 7 inches difference. I think this will be less than the accuracy of the pacing out and comparable to any variations due to the line inevitably being a bit wobbly.

andyocpfc 12-10-2016 10:43 AM

This whole clown thing. My 12 year old step son came back from school talking non stop about it saying he had seen a clown etc outside school when he was in class. It turned out it was hearsay (he didn't actually see it) from others that had exaggerated and twisted the story for effect. In the end the school had to make an announcement to say nothing was seen just because of Chinese whispers.

Reps AJ 12-10-2016 11:08 AM

When you get told (incorrectly) what was said in a meeting by someone who wasn't there.... but you were

Reps AJ 12-10-2016 11:10 AM

When you've been asking for someone to sort something out for months and then they ask you why you've not done something.... well it would be because you haven't sorted out the problem I've been asking you to sort out for months

greybot 12-10-2016 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by woldinghameagle (Post 13266658)
People eating a large bag of smelly crisps on the train. Just irritates the hell out on me. Feeling punchy now.

Was in the window seat of a four seater close proximity carriage and three people each eating a kebab sat around me. Not only was the stench unbearable but they all ate like animals and it went everywhere. One guy not only picked fallen bits of kebab off his coat and eat them but off his girlfriend's too. :wallbash:

EagleSE24 12-10-2016 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by spike (Post 13266685)
If the edge of the wall is 2yds away from where the ref paced out the 10, then it is only 7 inches difference. I think this will be less than the accuracy of the pacing out and comparable to any variations due to the line inevitably being a bit wobbly.

Maybe we give them a peg with a piece of string attached so they can do it accurately.

simplex 12-10-2016 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by spike (Post 13266685)
If the edge of the wall is 2yds away from where the ref paced out the 10, then it is only 7 inches difference. I think this will be less than the accuracy of the pacing out and comparable to any variations due to the line inevitably being a bit wobbly.

49mm difference i make it (approx) with a 5 man wall.
10yards from centre of ball (9144mm)
Each man shoulder to shoulder (465mm wide)
This would be even shorter if linking arms or overlapping

An option would be to have a 10 yard (9144mm) piece of string with a tent peg on one end and the spray can on the other..

smileysmith 12-10-2016 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 13266444)
Jimmy Carr's fake laugh

Pretty sure that is designed to be annoying.

Chris K 12-10-2016 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by cranesparkeagle (Post 13266132)
Just seen a CO Op Fairtrade advert. It was horrible but you need to see it yourself to see what I mean. Glad I've eaten already

Not Sandi Toksvig?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...7_1180635a.jpg

:eek:

Vendy 12-10-2016 12:39 PM

People texting\Facebook\Instagram\Twitter whilst driving, even if the traffic is slow at least if you going to do this keep the ******* car going in a straight line, these are minor *****, the major ***** are those doing the above whilst driving at normal speeds.

Chris K 12-10-2016 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by greybot (Post 13266788)
Was in the window seat of a four seater close proximity carriage and three people each eating a kebab sat around me. Not only was the stench unbearable but they all ate like animals and it went everywhere. One guy not only picked fallen bits of kebab off his coat and eat them but off his girlfriend's too. :wallbash:

Sounds like his girlfriend has a badly packed kebab

Terrace Bickle 12-10-2016 01:19 PM

The new Nationwide 'poetry' ads. The whole concept and delivery is vomit inducing.

mushroom 12-10-2016 01:39 PM

Things that annoy you
 
People who have artistic black n white pics of themselves as their profile pics on twitter. Narcissistic bastards.

SOUTHGATE EAGLE 12-10-2016 01:56 PM

Those M&M adverts on cinema screens and the net where two chocolate buttons talk shite in American accents. First time I've ever thought 'I could murder some chocolate' in the literal sense.

SOUTHGATE EAGLE 12-10-2016 01:58 PM

Donald Trump. Standards of political assassination in America have clearly dropped since the 1960s.

Chocky 12-10-2016 07:25 PM

Nick Kyrgios. People blessed with that talent who are continual complete c*nts. Not many I must say but what a wanker he is.

Worksop Palace 12-10-2016 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13267393)
Nick Kyrgios. People blessed with that talent who are continual complete c*nts.

He's what we call up here ' a fvcking mardy ****'

Jim Cannon 12-10-2016 07:45 PM

American TV dramas. Generally I prefer them these days to British ones. But FFS, STOP these ******* montages with sickly music. Who thinks this is a good idea? Some shows don't just have them at the end, but the ******* start too, and it's like they are in competition to see who can do the longest one. JUST ******* CUT IT OUT and stop spoiling a good show.

Rant Over

Hedgehog 12-10-2016 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SOUTHGATE EAGLE (Post 13267025)
Those M&M adverts on cinema screens and the net where two chocolate buttons talk shite in American accents. First time I've ever thought 'I could murder some chocolate' in the literal sense.

Ummmm M&M's are American.

Salad_Burnet 12-10-2016 08:28 PM

The intro to the really rather dire Pop ditty 'Pop ya collar' by the American R 'n' B star User.

TopKnot 12-10-2016 09:18 PM

Sky Q ad with Idris. Has anyone in the history of the universe ever been in a situation where there are 5 tv programs on at the same time that they desperately need to watch?

Palace121 12-10-2016 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13267611)
Sky Q ad with Idris. Has anyone in the history of the universe ever been in a situation where there are 5 tv programs on at the same time that they desperately need to watch?

No, but I've been in a situation where there has been 3 to programs on at the same time with Sky HD. Better to have too many than not enough.

woldinghameagle 12-10-2016 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 13267001)
People who have artistic black n white pics of themselves as their profile pics on twitter. Narcissistic bastards.

So so true that.

civil eagle 12-10-2016 09:44 PM

Adverts all of then, just seen the new Costa Coffee one wtf is that all about

cantspell 12-10-2016 09:48 PM

Money supermarket dance off tweets - just get off my timeline you uninvited tossers

OLD BASING EAGLE 12-10-2016 09:55 PM

Working in an open plan office with no shops nearby I have to put up with horror that is other people's foul smelling dinners that they heat up in the microwave. I have asked if they can eat it in a spare office upstairs but they all refuse. I have a plan but trying to get hold of durian fruit in Basingstoke is proving rather difficult.

FrankieBoy 12-10-2016 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Palace121 (Post 13267634)
No, but I've been in a situation where there has been 3 to programs on at the same time with Sky HD. Better to have too many than not enough.

Alternatively get out of the house and get a life.

FrankieBoy 12-10-2016 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by OLD BASING EAGLE (Post 13267676)
Working in an open plan office with no shops nearby I have to put up with horror that is other people's foul smelling dinners that they heat up in the microwave. I have asked if they can eat it in a spare office upstairs but they all refuse. I have a plan but trying to get hold of durian fruit in Basingstoke is proving rather difficult.

Microwave some kippers, put them on your desk and go out to lunch.

Jim Cannon 12-10-2016 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by FrankieBoy (Post 13267713)
Microwave some kippers, put them on your desk and go out to lunch.

Very effective left behind a radiator if there is one:D

saxoneagle 13-10-2016 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 13266783)
When you get told (incorrectly) what was said in a meeting by someone who wasn't there.... but you were

I have a house-guest who is friends with a colleague. This house-guest keeps telling me things that are going on at my work (she's never even been to the office, let alone worked here, or met anyone else I work with).

It's interesting to hear how my colleague thinks the world works, that's for sure.

:jerkit:

Chris K 13-10-2016 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by FrankieBoy (Post 13267713)
Microwave some kippers, put them on your desk and go out to lunch.

Our office is next door to the kitchen and dinner complete bastard cooked fish in the microwave on Tuesday. Not happy :veryangry

evvo111 13-10-2016 09:25 PM

The debate in the Commons about babyloss, stillbirths and miscarriages annoys me as it shows real people (from all sides of the House) discussing with deep feelings things that have affected them and the people they know. My heart goes out to all people who have experienced that.

The reason it annoys me is that it shows that politicians can be human, can speak with feeling, can agree and can show what the Commons can do. So why don't they do it more often?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/197059...nager-herself/

cappuccinoeagle 13-10-2016 10:06 PM

TV (95% of it is best avoided)

Hedgehog 14-10-2016 02:31 AM

People who when turning right slide out to the left first and visa versa.

Hate to say it, but it is usually women... my wife being a prime culprit.

strawberry mivi 14-10-2016 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13268846)
People who when turning right slide out to the left first and visa versa.

Hate to say it, but it is usually women... my wife being a prime culprit.

Interestingly you have to do this if riding a push bike.
Try it if you don't believe me, i know i had to when i heard it.
(although you can lean and make a wide turn on a bike)

Chocky 14-10-2016 08:55 PM

Sky Sports this weekend. Apparently there is only one game on this weekend but on Monday. Red Monday. Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho etc for days.

F*ck off.

mrB 14-10-2016 09:05 PM

Red monday - **** off indeed

Bipe 14-10-2016 09:21 PM

What is this obsession with pulling suitcases around on those stupid extendible handles, especially on crowded train station concourses where they are a bloody menace? You see 16 stone units wheeling around a tiny air hostess style suitcase...what's wrong with carrying the bloody things?

bhb 14-10-2016 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 13269784)
What is this obsession with pulling suitcases around on those stupid extendible handles, especially on crowded train station concourses where they are a bloody menace? You see 16 stone units wheeling around a tiny air hostess style suitcase...what's wrong with carrying the bloody things?

Agreed. Theses people are taking the space of at least 2 normal people . And with crowding being what it is on London stations, that is a disgrace.

RobertCPFC 14-10-2016 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13269758)
Sky Sports this weekend. Apparently there is only one game on this weekend but on Monday. Red Monday. Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho Liverpool v Man Utd Klopp v Mourinho etc for days.

F*ck off.

I'm glad that others also don't care about the game. Hate them both.

It's just another game like every other during the season. It does not need over a weeks build up.

Sidney Kickit 14-10-2016 10:50 PM

This is almost as bad as women with huge shoulder bags in confined spaces on trains who have no idea that they are taking up double the space as normal people and whack you in the face if you are unlucky enough to be sitting beside them.
Have to say there are an equal amount of men wearing huge backpacks who don't have the sense to take them off when standing on trains

Les Butler 14-10-2016 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 13269838)
I'm glad that others also don't care about the game. Hate them both.

It's just another game like every other during the season. It does not need over a weeks build up.

I don't hate them but all I'm worried about is the Palace game, don't give a toss about the celebrity match up managers.

richdeniro 14-10-2016 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidney Kickit (Post 13269852)
This is almost as bad as women with huge shoulder bags in confined spaces on trains who have no idea that they are taking up double the space as normal people and whack you in the face if you are unlucky enough to be sitting beside them.
Have to say there are an equal amount of men wearing huge backpacks who don't have the sense to take them off when standing on trains

I don't understand these people who take tons of bags with them to work everyday.

I don't even like carrying a carrier bag or umbrella on my commute but you see the same people at the train station or getting on the tube with a massive backpack, shoulder bag or handbag, and 2-3 carrier bags full of shite.

Away 15-10-2016 08:56 AM

Scam 'Microsoft support' callers. Is there any way you can turn the tables on them? I normally just put the phone down but I just took one and I jumped up thinking one of the kids must be in trouble phoning the house phone early on Saturday. I told him he was criminal scum and that I could understand if he had to feed his children but he could just fvck off. Not my finest moment but I've been very short of sleep recently.

sirdougie 15-10-2016 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 13269855)
I don't understand these people who take tons of bags with them to work everyday.



I don't even like carrying a carrier bag or umbrella on my commute but you see the same people at the train station or getting on the tube with a massive backpack, shoulder bag or handbag, and 2-3 carrier bags full of shite.


Maybe they are going away somewhere after work, or to the gym/do some sport. Maybe they have to run their errands in the city as they can't do them in their home town.

People carrying bags on trains isn't annoying, it's normal life.

DocSavage 15-10-2016 09:51 AM

people disrespecting putin and russia

give it a rest just because its america's nemesis doesn't make it mine and lets be honest NATO increasing influence and weaponry pointed at russia is unreasonable by anyone's definition

Palace121 15-10-2016 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by FrankieBoy (Post 13267710)
Alternatively get out of the house and get a life.

If somebody was in all the time, there would very rarely be the need to record at all.

PhuketEagle 15-10-2016 10:22 AM

'You see 16 stone units wheeling around a tiny air hostess style suitcase'......

Yeah, its wheely bad.

Joe85 15-10-2016 09:24 PM

Bikers who want to take every single item they own in the ******* world with them in their huge **** off panniers and still try and filter to the detriment of everyone else.

Wankers.

Lombardo's hair 15-10-2016 09:37 PM

The X Factor and the b******* spouted by the panel of judge's. Average singers being told they are budding superstars. Then there is Honey G who is just a poor pop rapper who has no charisma is a one trick pon and it seems the panel love her and sadly it seems the public do. They are doing motown tonight and Honey F***** G Just did a rap spelling out her name again and again with a motown song in the background. It annoys me that do many talentless people become STARS. What is wrong with you Britain? We made stars out of Jedward Joey Essex and Jade Goody (RIP) All of whom have/had a combined IQ of 6

Joe85 15-10-2016 09:50 PM

I'm convinced you could recycle Sharon Osborne into approximately 54 1L Coke Bottles and 331 nappy bags.

Johnnieboy 15-10-2016 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 13271509)
I'm convinced you could recycle Sharon Osborne into approximately 54 1L Coke Bottles and 331 nappy bags.

Looks like it won't be long before Ozzy is the more compos mentis half of the couple...

KYLIE MINEAGLE 16-10-2016 02:24 AM

Clive Allen.

Hedgehog 16-10-2016 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnieboy (Post 13271529)
Looks like it won't be long before Ozzy is the more compos mentis half of the couple...

Or compost!

Worksop Palace 16-10-2016 07:48 AM

The morning after a shite performance and defeat.
Spoils my whole feckin weekend

Bastards

Chocky 16-10-2016 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13271738)
The morning after a shite performance and defeat.
Spoils my whole feckin weekend

Bastards

Not just the proper morning after, I had a miserable piss at 3am. When we win I actually get out of bed to do it.

dweedman 16-10-2016 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13272188)
Not just the proper morning after, I had a miserable piss at 3am. When we win I actually get out of bed to do it.

:D

Icy 17-10-2016 01:47 PM

Red Monday - Seriously **** off. The biggest mid table clash since Stoke played West Brom. *****.

spike 17-10-2016 01:56 PM

Garth Crooks.

This week he believes in time travel:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garth
Admittedly, they needed a little luck and the penalty miss by Benteke was karma for an earlier miscarriage of justice on Aaron Cresswell by referee Martin Atkinson.


ExiledStirling 17-10-2016 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13273059)
Red Monday - Seriously **** off. The biggest mid table clash since Stoke played West Brom. *****.

They even have a countdown clock for it :rolleyes:

PALACEWU 17-10-2016 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by spike (Post 13273069)
Garth Crooks.

This week he believes in time travel:

He is a waste of skin. To have someone who was sent off in his team of the week is just mental.

PhuketEagle 17-10-2016 02:39 PM

Hope it gets rained off & they'll have to start all that massive build-up again. But even bigger of course because of the ANTICIPATION & almost constant wetting of knickers & gnashing of teeth by frustrated fans & media.

Chocky 17-10-2016 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13273107)
They even have a countdown clock for it :rolleyes:

Oh FFS. Please let it be the shittiest 0-0 draw in history.

Chocky 17-10-2016 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spike (Post 13273069)
Garth Crooks.

This week he believes in time travel:

Waste of space Malteser headed c*nt.

the drexciyan 17-10-2016 04:26 PM

The convergence of breakfast cereals and confectionary bars. I mean, what fukkhead invented Lion bar breakfast cereal ?

danpalace07 17-10-2016 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lombardo's hair (Post 13271489)
The X Factor and the b******* spouted by the panel of judge's. Average singers being told they are budding superstars. Then there is Honey G who is just a poor pop rapper who has no charisma is a one trick pon and it seems the panel love her and sadly it seems the public do. They are doing motown tonight and Honey F***** G Just did a rap spelling out her name again and again with a motown song in the background. It annoys me that do many talentless people become STARS. What is wrong with you Britain? We made stars out of Jedward Joey Essex and Jade Goody (RIP) All of whom have/had a combined IQ of 6

Stopped watching it and similar shows (apart from the Jungle one) a few years ago and I don't miss it at all, what a load of shite

Nostrils 17-10-2016 06:00 PM

New 12v hands free kit draining my battery while I'm working out in the sticks. Jump leads too short as battery is located underneath excelerator and van parked driver side next to a hedge.

Worksop Palace 17-10-2016 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 13273242)
The convergence of breakfast cereals and confectionary bars. I mean, what fukkhead invented Lion bar breakfast cereal ?

An extremely rich fvuckhead

Wolfnipplechips 17-10-2016 06:44 PM

Went to an ice cream shop in Bright*n yesterday......one of their ice creams was made with cereal milk.

Make of it what you will.


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