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cappuccinoeagle 21-02-2015 09:48 PM

The Lottery Show quizzes on the BBC.

Gooders 21-02-2015 09:56 PM

Arsenal fans

danpalace07 21-02-2015 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12255634)
Arsenal fans

The ones that go to matches all seem to be the same: 28-30 year old, manchild, a bit chubby, bearded twats

EastbourneEagle 21-02-2015 11:18 PM

Robbie Savage, Robbie Savage's face, Robbie Savage's voice, Robbie Savage's hair. Oh and Gary Lineker

EastbourneEagle 21-02-2015 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 12252232)
People at work booking their car in for service and without even prompting reeling off the numberplate in the phonetic alphabet..

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo India November Golf Tango Whisky Alpha Tango Sierras...the lot of em.

Sorry, I am one of those. 24 years in the airline industry does that to you!

Gooders 22-02-2015 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12255798)
The ones that go to matches all seem to be the same: 28-30 year old, manchild, a bit chubby, bearded twats

It's funny because it's true. :)

The ones near us yesterday could have been Made In Chelsea, as it happens.

cappuccinoeagle 22-02-2015 07:07 PM

Jamie Foreman,loud and annoying.Terrible actor

Jack Regan 22-02-2015 07:26 PM

Ray Winstone.

Thick, cockney, talentless 'actor'.

Vinny Jones 'Lite' - I can think of no bigger insult.

cappuccinoeagle 22-02-2015 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12257197)
Ray Winstone.

Thick, cockney, talentless 'actor'.

Vinny Jones 'Lite' - I can think of no bigger insult.

Think Winstone was fine in Sexy Beast and TV series Robin of Sherwood.However,he wasn't very good as Henry VIII on TV,him and Eric Bana must be the worst Henrys

Panther 22-02-2015 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12257197)
Ray Winstone.

Thick, cockney, talentless 'actor'.

Vinny Jones 'Lite' - I can think of no bigger insult.

But a shoo-in (however it's spelt) if they ever make a biopic of El Tel.

art malice 22-02-2015 11:31 PM

Ian Bell saying 'wait on'

Wolfnipplechips 22-02-2015 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12257471)
Ian Bell saying 'wait on'

Yup. Currently boring the bollocks off me.

the drexciyan 22-02-2015 11:48 PM

The architects who designed Central Croydon.

In the name of being human why????

http://i.imgur.com/Uv5JRvtl.jpg

bubbs11 23-02-2015 05:27 PM

The Oscars.

Just a convention for narcissists.

Proof of a truly f**ked up world if ever I saw any.

Worksop Palace 23-02-2015 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 12258258)
The Oscars.

Just a convention for narcissists.

Proof of a truly f**ked up world if ever I saw any.

100%

Had to turn breakfast TV off this morning. Sycophantic, pathetic people. Turns my stomach it does

pardew's shorts 23-02-2015 07:05 PM

An OK but self-indulgent in-joke beating a modern masterpiece to best film & best director.

Chocky 23-02-2015 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EastbourneEagle (Post 12255870)
Sorry, I am one of those. 24 years in the airline industry does that to you!

Oscar Mike Golf! Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform! :D

eaglejez 23-02-2015 07:07 PM

Adverts on TV or radio
Half Time

TopKnot 23-02-2015 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12258262)
100%

Had to turn breakfast TV off this morning. Sycophantic, pathetic people. Turns my stomach it does

Most awards ceremonies are like that. Arsekissing, self indulgent backslapping.

little al 23-02-2015 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 12258258)
The Oscars.

Just a convention for narcissists.

Proof of a truly f**ked up world if ever I saw any.

I thought it was just me.

CT_Palace 23-02-2015 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12258350)
Oscar Mike Golf! Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform! :D

Lima Oscar Lima

cranesparkeagle 23-02-2015 10:23 PM

Discovering that my cunningly planned 5 day trip to France now clashes with the Man city game. Rats. Should have seen that fixture change coming

CT_Palace 23-02-2015 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranesparkeagle (Post 12258592)
Discovering that my cunningly planned 5 day trip to France now clashes with the Man city game. Rats. Should have seen that fixture change coming

I'm planning to go to the ManUre game on my way to Barcelona in May... thanks for reminding me not to book anything until I know when the bloody kick off will be. Bloody ridiculous!

chrisophiex 24-02-2015 09:50 AM

People who insist on using a coaster for a hot drink on either a manky table or a surface that would never "burn" with the colossal heat from a cup of coffee

Bryan 24-02-2015 05:04 PM

1) Those modern soft close hinges that don't work, fall off or drop (or typically all of those)
2) Top Gear
3) Myleen Class

Webb 25-02-2015 12:40 PM

Tube announcements. "This is the westbound District Line to Wimbledon, the next station is Westminister."

Where have you found the second 'I' from???!

EastbourneEagle 25-02-2015 09:32 PM

The Brits - what a pile of shite

m355y 27-02-2015 06:52 PM

Horses on the road, especially ones that are shitting as they trot along, or ones that are obviously really nervy around cars. Not the horses fault obviously. Well, except for the shitting. They should have gone to the loo before they set off.

Hair. It's really annoying the way it grows. One second you look alright, it's at a decent length and you can leave the house quite happily in the knowledge you look respectable, next second you're tucking it behind your ears, have random bits sticking out of the side and you have to go and sit for half an hour while someone asks you whether you're going on holiday this year. Why won't it just stop when it's ok?

Palpitations, cramp, clicking joints and all the stuff that reminds you you're not 18 and you're not bulletproof.

CT_Palace 27-02-2015 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m355y (Post 12263983)
Horses on the road, especially ones that are shitting as they trot along, or ones that are obviously really nervy around cars. Not the horses fault obviously. Well, except for the shitting. They should have gone to the loo before they set off.

Good for the roses though :p

Wolfnipplechips 27-02-2015 07:15 PM

People who quote me 14 k for a new kitchen.

White goods and taps about 1k?

Oven a grand?

So that's 12k for some new cupboards then. (Soft close hinges natch Bryan).

Chocky 27-02-2015 07:29 PM

Phew. No posts on this thread for 2 days I was beginning to think people were chilling out.

Oddjob 27-02-2015 07:39 PM

A Question Of Sport

What gave they done to this show? And who the **** ever told Matt Dawson he is funny because he evidently really believes it.

Bill Beaumont must be turning in his grave, and he's not even dead.

danpalace07 27-02-2015 10:32 PM

Conspiracy theories

Spent my afternoon reading a load of them. Not enough DMT in the world to come up with half this shit...

racehorse-80s 27-02-2015 10:36 PM

Cars that have their back- shelf full of fluffy toys .
Also cars that drive at below 20 because they have a over pampered dog on the back seat .

FOSSBLOKE 27-02-2015 11:01 PM

Cars that have 'Baby on board' signs on the back window. So What!

philsick 27-02-2015 11:16 PM

People holding their mobile phones in the air at gigs.

Stellavista 27-02-2015 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12258884)
People who insist on using a coaster for a hot drink on either a manky table or a surface that would never "burn" with the colossal heat from a cup of coffee

Or get pissed off if you spill the tea and stain the coaster.

My aunt had a downstairs toilet put in so that we (the less 'refined' arm of the family though, curiously, the much more highly educated) didn't sully the upstairs facilties. I pissed up the new toilet wall in appreciation, which I guess reinforces her point! :)

Stellavista 27-02-2015 11:18 PM

Civil servant 'facilitators' at funerals. It's like getting a robot to officiate.

Hedgehog 28-02-2015 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12264007)
People who quote me 14 k for a new kitchen.

White goods and taps about 1k?

Oven a grand?

So that's 12k for some new cupboards then. (Soft close hinges natch Bryan).

Welcome to the real world... you have been watching too many make over shows that "do" a bathroom for about 2,500 UKP/$'s.

Hedgehog 28-02-2015 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12264242)
Civil servant 'facilitators' at funerals. It's like getting a robot to officiate.

Can you elaborate?

racehorse-80s 28-02-2015 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12264319)
Welcome to the real world... you have been watching too many make over shows that "do" a bathroom for about 2,500 UKP/$'s.

Some on homes under a hammer do a whole house up for not much more than that :D

Arron 28-02-2015 09:01 AM

Conspiracy theorists. Mad as a bucket of frogs, the lot of 'em.

dbutler 28-02-2015 09:14 AM

Overpriced and overated festivals.

SeanPalace84 28-02-2015 09:29 AM

Music artists like Noel Gallagher and Kasbian who spend half their lives slagging pop groups off. It makes them look less cool than the artists they are slagging off. It's pathetic!

And Fearne Cottons in general once again. **** off with your hashtags.....your in your 30's love.

SeanPalace84 28-02-2015 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FOSSBLOKE (Post 12264229)
Cars that have 'Baby on board' signs on the back window. So What!

:D

TopKnot 28-02-2015 09:43 AM

people who tuck cigarettes behind their ears. Don't know why it annoys me but it does.

Nigel_Scarfer 28-02-2015 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 12264495)
people who tuck cigarettes behind their ears. Don't know why it annoys me but it does.

Didn't know people still did this! We used to at school when we bought a packet of 10 between 5 of us and had one at breaktime and saved one for lunchtime. The idea was to see if you could get away with it without the teacher seeing or someone grassing you up. Cannot believe anyone over the age of 16 puts them behind their ears!

kayjay 28-02-2015 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 12264495)
people who tuck cigarettes behind their ears. Don't know why it annoys me but it does.

Cigarettes or Tampons?

Scrumpy 28-02-2015 11:22 AM

People that feel the need to mention that they listened to certain bands/music artists before they became "big".

Bizarro 28-02-2015 11:52 AM

Mobility go carts or whatever they're called, too slow on the road, too fast on pavements, bloody annoying and driven by ignorant overweight lazy slobs who can't be arsed to walk round a shop.

LLCOOLSTEVE 28-02-2015 11:56 AM

PEOPLE WHO SEE WHITE AND ******* GOLD

CT_Palace 28-02-2015 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 12264495)
people who tuck cigarettes behind their ears. Don't know why it annoys me but it does.

Where do you put your cig for Ron then?

danpalace07 28-02-2015 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 12264466)
Music artists like Noel Gallagher and Kasbian who spend half their lives slagging pop groups off. It makes them look less cool than the artists they are slagging off. It's pathetic!

And Fearne Cottons in general once again. **** off with your hashtags.....your in your 30's love.

She's embarrassing. Desperate for attention, desperate to be liked. Trying so, so hard to stay relevant (she isn't).

Twin of Droy 02-03-2015 09:06 AM

TV shows that constantly remind you of what you've just watched. "Previously"
TV shows that constantly show you what you are going to be seeing "coming up"

Far East Eagle 02-03-2015 09:13 AM

people that hold their phone to the opposite ear!

elgin eagle 02-03-2015 09:21 AM

People with childlike minds who try to engage in adult conversations. Should be seen and not heard.

LLCOOLSTEVE 02-03-2015 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FOSSBLOKE (Post 12264229)
Cars that have 'Baby on board' signs on the back window. So What!


That's for emergency services when attending an accident, incase the infant gets thrown from the vehicle

Twin of Droy 02-03-2015 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LLCOOLSTEVE (Post 12269414)
That's for emergency services when attending an accident, incase the infant gets thrown from the vehicle

So does everybody takes the sticker out when the little one is not on board?

racehorse-80s 02-03-2015 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twin of Droy (Post 12269381)
TV shows that constantly remind you of what you've just watched. "Previously"
TV shows that constantly show you what you are going to be seeing "coming up"

So annoying and obviously done to save money on filming costs .

Wolfnipplechips 02-03-2015 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LLCOOLSTEVE (Post 12269414)
That's for emergency services when attending an accident, incase the infant gets thrown from the vehicle

Really?

I never knew that. That's ten years of head scratching sorted. :p

On the other hand the parents should be fined and charged with wasting police time if they are ever seen driving without a baby on board. Wankers.

mroakley9 02-03-2015 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12269399)
People with childlike minds who try to engage in adult conversations. Should be seen and not heard.

Sorry.

racehorse-80s 02-03-2015 09:39 AM

When they state the value of peoples homes in the media , Very rarely does it have any relevance to the story in question .

elgin eagle 02-03-2015 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12269444)
Sorry.

:D

You don't annoy me mate.

People who are supposed to be impartial in positions of justice.

ConCPFC 02-03-2015 11:59 AM

Slightly out of date, but the Brits and the communal arse licking that's involved. Only watched it for a few minutes and saw that **** James Bay get interviewed with Sam Smith on the same table. Was too much cringe and I had to turn it off, resulting in missing Madonna's tumble

"James Bay, you have recently been compared to some big names like Sam Smith, and two other ***** who also wear stupid hats, how does that make you feel?
"I'm so grateful to be just where I am today and I didn't think this would ever happen, so If I can achieve just a fraction of what those guys of achieved I will be forever grateful."

"Sam Smith, what advice can you give to James?"
"James doesn't need any advice from me, he is so talented and an amazing artist and I have no doubt he will go right to the top."

Does anyone in the music industry have any personality? Every interview is the same with everyone trying to sound so humble, boring as ****

TopKnot 02-03-2015 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racehorse-80s (Post 12269440)
So annoying and obviously done to save money on filming costs .

on some US shows, if you remove those bits from a 30 minute episode, then the ad breaks, there is about 10 minutes of actual content...

Wolfnipplechips 02-03-2015 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 12269760)
on some US shows, if you remove those bits from a 30 minute episode, then the ad breaks, there is about 10 minutes of actual content...

Which is mainly shite anyway.:)

Oddjob 02-03-2015 01:02 PM

Whistling

Chris K 02-03-2015 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LLCOOLSTEVE (Post 12269414)
That's for emergency services when attending an accident, incase the infant gets thrown from the vehicle

Well it won't be onboard then will it?

'Grande' coffee in Starbucks, piss off, it's a medium.

People that hum to the office radio

Brett 02-03-2015 01:38 PM

.

cpfc4evandeva 02-03-2015 01:49 PM

Lawyers/solicitors moaning that train drivers should work on Christmas Day when they work Mon-Fri 9-5.

SA Eagle 02-03-2015 02:01 PM

Pubs that serve a casserole in a dish with a bit of puff pastry on the top and call it a pie.

Skiddo 02-03-2015 02:41 PM

'Flavour of the Month' stand up comedians who look like children's tv presenters and run around waving their arms about and making stupid faces. Russell Howard seemed to start this trend, and he's a gigantic bellend who is about as funny as shutting your finger in a door.

The art of delivery for these comedians is non-existent.

Stewart Lee does a great piece on this so-called 'observational comedy'.

ChiswickEagle 02-03-2015 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpfc4evandeva (Post 12270019)
Lawyers/solicitors moaning that train drivers should work on Christmas Day when they work Mon-Fri 9-5.

This lawyer wished he worked only Mon-Fri 9-5....

Far East Eagle 02-03-2015 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12270196)
This lawyer wished he worked only Mon-Fri 9-5....

I wish I could charge per quarter hour ;)

elgin eagle 02-03-2015 03:01 PM

Ditto this train driver

Harry Bassett 02-03-2015 03:15 PM

Davina and all the other presenters without talent who shout to make introductions--just stop it.

Chris K 02-03-2015 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12270158)
'Flavour of the Month' stand up comedians who look like children's tv presenters and run around waving their arms about and making stupid faces. Russell Howard seemed to start this trend, and he's a gigantic bellend who is about as funny as shutting your finger in a door.

Russell Howard is a tool, i also find his lanky arms very uneasy on the eye

Far East Eagle 02-03-2015 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Bassett (Post 12270251)
Davina and all the other presenters without talent who shout to make introductions--just stop it.

good call, and Claudia Winkleman, how has she made a living?

Al Murray annoys me, 'haha look at me, I'm pretending to be working class, they like beer, laugh!' You are an elitist upper class nob. Rot.

ElwissAtMemphis 02-03-2015 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 12270258)
good call, and Claudia Winkleman, how has she made a living?

By being Eve Pollard's daughter. Her step-father was a newspaper editor too.

cappuccinoeagle 02-03-2015 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12269986)
Well it won't be onboard then will it?

'Grande' coffee in Starbucks, piss off, it's a medium.

People that hum to the office radio

Starbucks, full stop, a completely soulless place

cpfc4evandeva 02-03-2015 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12270196)
This lawyer wished he worked only Mon-Fri 9-5....

I know it's not all of you :p

the drexciyan 02-03-2015 04:41 PM

The sugar industry pumping it in industrial scales into anything they possibly can that can be ingested. And the authorities for not having the balls to stand upto it.

Selhurst Celtic 02-03-2015 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FOSSBLOKE (Post 12264229)
Cars that have 'Baby on board' signs on the back window. So What!

It's so that you can get away with parking in the mother & baby places at supermarkets.

Mini boxing gloves from the rear view mirror and a 'cage fighting club' sticker on the back window can also be added to ensure that your car doesn't get keyed, and giving you the ability to park pretty much wherever you like.

:vader:

ChaceTheAce 02-03-2015 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LLCOOLSTEVE (Post 12269414)
That's for emergency services when attending an accident, incase the infant gets thrown from the vehicle

Why are they in stupid fonts then and divvy pictures a lot of the time?? :rolleyes:

Wolfnipplechips 02-03-2015 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12270458)
It's so that you can get away with parking in the mother & baby places at supermarkets.

Mini boxing gloves from the rear view mirror and a 'cage fighting club' sticker on the back window can also be added to ensure that your car doesn't get keyed, and giving you the ability to park pretty much wherever you like.

:vader:

or a Jamaican flag.

Chris K 02-03-2015 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 12270386)
Starbucks, full stop, a completely soulless place

The fact that you have cappuccino in your name and are replying to a post about Starbucks has made my day.

I also agree with you

Oddjob 02-03-2015 05:16 PM

People who really care whether a place that serves hot drinks has soul or not

Chris K 02-03-2015 06:48 PM

There's a difference between having an opinion on whether it has soul and actually giving a toss about it

jobiinthelastmi 02-03-2015 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12270518)
People who really care whether a place that serves hot drinks has soul or not

Can we add "Coffee snobs" to that?

Ghosteagle 02-03-2015 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12270518)
People who really care whether a place that serves hot drinks has soul or not

I think there should be an 'overpriced' in there somewhere.......

danpalace07 02-03-2015 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jobiinthelastmi (Post 12270812)
Can we add "Coffee snobs" to that?

People who go to Starbucks and think they are coffee snobs

There's probably a nice, small indie place down the road ffs, **** Charbucks

Chocky 02-03-2015 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12269399)
People with childlike minds who try to engage in adult conversations. Should be seen and not heard.

Ballbags, quim, custard piss flaps, bosoms, white wee wees.

When does a payable bill expire?

Fanny batter.

strolling bones 02-03-2015 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12270458)
It's so that you can get away with parking in the mother & baby places at supermarkets.

Mini boxing gloves from the rear view mirror and a 'cage fighting club' sticker on the back window can also be added to ensure that your car doesn't get keyed, and giving you the ability to park pretty much wherever you like.

:vader:

I find a sticker of Jedinak does much the same thing ..

bhcp 02-03-2015 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12270056)
Pubs that serve a casserole in a dish with a bit of puff pastry on the top and call it a pie.

Should be done under the trade description act. Not a pie unless it's completely encased in pastry. Also an 'open sandwich'. Putting something on a slice of bread is a cop out.

Chocky 02-03-2015 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhcp (Post 12271043)
Should be done under the trade description act. Not a pie unless it's completely encased in pastry. Also an 'open sandwich'. Putting something on a slice of bread is a cop out.

Exactly a pie is a pie. Not a dollop of shit with a slice of pastry on top. Lazy bastards.

Pat of the Palace 02-03-2015 09:39 PM

What about cottage pies
no pastry at all?

Jimmy cabbie 02-03-2015 09:52 PM

Shepherds pie .. No pastry at all

Jimmy cabbie 02-03-2015 09:53 PM

People who post the same as someone else

Stellavista 02-03-2015 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy cabbie (Post 12271130)
People who post the same as someone else

People who post similar posts to those of others.

Stellavista 02-03-2015 10:23 PM

The paucity of naked Theresa May pictures on the interweb.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/...14/07/may1.jpg


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