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Chocky 28-03-2015 04:14 PM

Eric Cantona is an French c*nt f*cker.

in-exile 28-03-2015 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12313221)
Eric Cantona is an French c*nt f*cker.

wanker!

Chocky 28-03-2015 04:48 PM

Screaming yelping attention seeking little poodle bastards who WON'T SHUT UP in a bar while their owners do nothing. This is the same post I made about a month or two ago. The bastards are in again with no thought for anyone else wanting a quiet Saturday afternoon pint. The whole lot of them need to be slung in a skip and burnt. I feel sorry for their neighbours having to listen to that little C*NT all day and night. The people are oblivious to the utter noise it's making. They might take notice when I stamp on it's f*cking face.

Worksop Palace 28-03-2015 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12313237)
Screaming yelping attention seeking little poodle bastards who WON'T SHUT UP in a bar while their owners do nothing. This is the same post I made about a month or two ago. The bastards are in again with no thought for anyone else wanting a quiet Saturday afternoon pint. The whole lot of them need to be slung in a skip and burnt. I feel sorry for their neighbours having to listen to that little C*NT all day and night. The people are oblivious to the utter noise it's making. They might take notice when I stamp on it's f*cking face.

Nothing worse

Dog owners who just do nowt while their little doggy woggies bark constantly are a disgrace to humanity

Olympian2 28-03-2015 05:00 PM

People who say 'haitch' instead of 'aitch'

Worksop Palace 28-03-2015 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 12313249)
People who say 'haitch' instead of 'aitch'

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SA Eagle 28-03-2015 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 12313249)
People who say 'haitch' instead of 'aitch'

When I rise to power those people will be sterilised

Worksop Palace 28-03-2015 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 12313249)
People who say 'haitch' instead of 'aitch'

You wanna ear ow they say it up ere

cappuccinoeagle 28-03-2015 05:13 PM

People wearing scarves indoors

Chocky 28-03-2015 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12313246)
Nothing worse

Dog owners who just do nowt while their little doggy woggies bark constantly are a disgrace to humanity

Thing is it's not barking, it's squealing and yelping while constantly looking up at its owners and every now and then standing up on hind legs. Constantly wanting attention. The attention it deserves is to be kicked into the road under a f*cking bus. Together with it's gypo shit owners.

Breaking rocks 28-03-2015 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12313268)
Thing is it's not barking, it's squealing and yelping while constantly looking up at its owners and every now and then standing up on hind legs. Constantly wanting attention. The attention it deserves is to be kicked into the road under a f*cking bus. Together with it's gypo shit owners.

Laced Oxo cubes?

Chocky 28-03-2015 05:37 PM

Laced steel capped DMs more like. Squeak now you little white c*nt.

Breaking rocks 28-03-2015 05:43 PM

:D

danpalace07 28-03-2015 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12313221)
Eric Cantona is an French c*nt f*cker.

Mancs who treat every match between us at Selhurst as a completely coincidental C*ntona Appreciation Day

chrisophiex 28-03-2015 06:46 PM

Seeing a band or singer at an arena. Plebs constantly going to the toilet or getting food and drink that makes them go to the toilet . Up and down all night long.

It's like going to a restaurant and being sat next to the toilets.

Salad_Burnet 28-03-2015 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 12313249)
People who say 'haitch' instead of 'aitch'

This is one of those unspoken social class issues at work, along with chopsticks.

Like Ken Barlow and red sauce once a day.

Stellavista 28-03-2015 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12313246)
Nothing worse

Dog owners who just do nowt while their little doggy woggies bark constantly are a disgrace to humanity

The owning of domestic pets should be banned.

glenn.f 28-03-2015 07:09 PM

Bloody speed camera vans situated in view of a long downhill stretch of the Norwich Southern bypass. Another two week sweat in the offing to see if i've edged over the 70mph limit overtaking two lorries.

Worksop Palace 28-03-2015 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12313268)
Thing is it's not barking, it's squealing and yelping while constantly looking up at its owners and every now and then standing up on hind legs. Constantly wanting attention. The attention it deserves is to be kicked into the road under a f*cking bus. Together with it's gypo shit owners.

I'm with you brother

Nork1 28-03-2015 07:32 PM

Pubs that provide toilets with the latest germ resistant no touch taps, bacteria blitzing hand wash and contact-free hand dryers but still have a door that opens inwards with a rancid shit contaminated handle that leaves your hands dirtier than if you'd just pissed on them rather than wash them.

Stellavista 28-03-2015 07:37 PM

The Voice. F*ck off and die you c*nts.

Wolfnipplechips 28-03-2015 07:40 PM

Bloody International breaks.

Probably posted countless times but well worth re iterating.

Fatboy 28-03-2015 07:40 PM

Palace players getting injured playing for Wales.

chrisophiex 28-03-2015 08:39 PM

TV sport channels that make sportsmen or women look down at the floor and then look up at the camera.

Try something new, like a James Bond-esq entrance or a Anton Du Beke camp twirl on the dance floor

davech 28-03-2015 10:19 PM

Being called "hun". Particularly when I have never met the woman involved. I am not, and never will be your 'hun'"

And the word "boss".
Yes, boss. OK, boss. Cheers, boss

cappuccinoeagle 28-03-2015 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12313461)
The Voice. F*ck off and die you c*nts.

Especially Jones and WillIAm

elgin eagle 29-03-2015 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12313466)
Bloody International breaks.

Probably posted countless times but well worth re iterating.

This.

Play them all in the summer between tournaments with the last 2 or 3 before the tournament itself. Stops anyone getting injured/withdrawing in case of injury, and gives the national side a chance to gel and be as good as it can be, with proper focus on it once the domestic season has finished, probably a month earlier as a result, to let them rest before the qualifiers. Would make a great summer tour for the fans, as well :)

elgin eagle 29-03-2015 07:55 AM

Clocks going forward/back. Make your mind up.

art malice 29-03-2015 09:38 AM

Players choking on the big stage. Just get on with it FFS

Chris K 29-03-2015 10:30 AM

Completing 24 hours.of travel/flights to be met with a replacement bus service at the final hurdle. Southern rail bastards

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 29-03-2015 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12313466)
Bloody International breaks.

Probably posted countless times but well worth re iterating.

This.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 29-03-2015 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12313793)
Clocks going forward/back. Make your mind up.

Is there really any need, now? Now that we have invented the street lamp, surely all this faffing can go the way of betamax.

dmf73 29-03-2015 11:19 AM

People who park with their front wheels turned in to the road! Straighten them up!!!!

Worksop Palace 29-03-2015 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 12313904)
Is there really any need, now? Now that we have invented the street lamp, surely all this faffing can go the way of betamax.

I always thought it was a shame getting shot of Betamax. I had some great 'videos'....

in-exile 29-03-2015 02:28 PM

Rain!

elgin eagle 29-03-2015 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 12313904)
Is there really any need, now? Now that we have invented the street lamp, surely all this faffing can go the way of betamax.

I know. Nearly fell down the stairs earlier after taking the clock down off the landing to fecking change the time.

Worksop Palace 29-03-2015 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12314177)
I know. Nearly fell down the stairs earlier after taking the clock down off the landing to fecking change the time.

It would have made us all piss ourselves laughing if you had though so maybe we should keep it going until October at least.

:D

elgin eagle 29-03-2015 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12314180)
It would have made us all piss ourselves laughing if you had though so maybe we should keep it going until October at least.

:D

:D

Made the families day watching me tottering on the edge like homer simpson. I'm just surprised they didn't start saying 'chug chug chug' or something :)

Its staying on daylight savings time or whatever from now on. If I forget during the winter at least i'll be early for stuff and not late.

Chocky 29-03-2015 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12313793)
Clocks going forward/back. Make your mind up.

Weird I had forgotten about the clocks going forward yesterday, I had a dream last night/this morning whenever it was when someone reminded me of this out of the blue when I was at a hairdresser getting my hair washed (don't go to hairdressers) and when I woke up I knew. That's mental.

Chocky 29-03-2015 04:28 PM

Pig f*cker jock farmers in the north of Scotland dictating to the rest of the country what time zone Britain should be in. Not that it bothers me, just saying. So I shouldn't have posted this.

Blind_Eagle 29-03-2015 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12314278)
Pig f*cker jock farmers in the north of Scotland dictating to the rest of the country what time zone Britain should be in. Not that it bothers me, just saying. So I shouldn't have posted this.

I'm gonna spank your "paki arse" when I next come to Spain you unwashed riverarian rag head, mark my words.

That's once too often.

(Feel free to invite the rest of your crossbreed ratbag mates along for the day, it'll be fun)

elgin eagle 29-03-2015 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12314273)
Weird I had forgotten about the clocks going forward yesterday, I had a dream last night/this morning whenever it was when someone reminded me of this out of the blue when I was at a hairdresser getting my hair washed (don't go to hairdressers) and when I woke up I knew. That's mental.

Must be nice living in spain where such trivialities as 'time' don't matter. I might try that tomorrow but I don't think the punters, (or the fat controller) will see it the same way :)

Breaking rocks 29-03-2015 06:55 PM

The new Barclays ad with Shearer.

chrisophiex 29-03-2015 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12314459)
The new Barclays ad with Shearer.

Best pies in the North East, man

Breaking rocks 29-03-2015 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12314480)
Best pies in the North East, man

:D I thought he was going to give the kid his scarf!

chrisophiex 29-03-2015 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12314489)
:D I thought he was going to give the kid his scarf!

:D Can't see him parting company with that ! Judging by the amount of lumps it brought to his throat !

cappuccinoeagle 29-03-2015 07:56 PM

Had the misfortunate to see a bit of Catchphrase, god,host Stephen Mulhern has got a punchable face

Sam Spade 29-03-2015 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12314480)
Best pies in the North East, man

Best fans in the world man.:rolleyes:

aside from Liverpool who, of course, have the best fans in the weeeerrrrrrrllld.
:hmph:

Chocky 29-03-2015 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12314420)
Must be nice living in spain where such trivialities as 'time' don't matter. I might try that tomorrow but I don't think the punters, (or the fat controller) will see it the same way :)

Aha but time did matter for me today I had to get a job done and delivered by 1pm and I had totally forgotten about the clocks going forward. Who told me in my dream? Job was done and delivered on time. How odd.

Chocky 29-03-2015 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 12314305)
I'm gonna spank your "paki arse" when I next come to Spain you unwashed riverarian rag head, mark my words.

That's once too often.

(Feel free to invite the rest of your crossbreed ratbag mates along for the day, it'll be fun)

Been on the sauce today sir? Upset about the jocks being the first country a team of in bred waiters scored their first international goal against?

Moooooo!!

elgin eagle 29-03-2015 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12314534)
Aha but time did matter for me today I had to get a job done and delivered by 1pm and I had totally forgotten about the clocks going forward. Who told me in my dream? Job was done and delivered on time. How odd.

I reckon you overhead it somewhere without paying attention and it went into your subconcious mind, reappearing in your dream. Either that or you realised that its the same shite this time every year :)

kayjay 29-03-2015 11:40 PM

People who "arcs" you a question.

Skiintpirate 30-03-2015 12:29 AM

People that piss in the shower.

Timbo 30-03-2015 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 12314764)
People who "arcs" you a question.

Worse it its from their deks

ConCPFC 30-03-2015 11:23 AM

Deal Or No Deal, but more so the divs that go on there with a 'game plan.' It's ******* luck, it's not possible to have a game plan. Also they will start spouting shit about how they had a dream and the number 24 made an appearance so the 250k must be in that box so they can pay for their life changing holiday to Ayia Napa where she can spend a week getting ruined by an estate agent from Bromley who also sells laughing gas.

Another highlight is when they interview their mates in the audience. "Debz has had a really hard year and deserves a week in the sun." Debz, on the verge of tears, will respond with "Aww thanks babe, you mean the world to me"

Don't get me started on the banker, what a smug **** he is

elgin eagle 30-03-2015 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12315059)
Deal Or No Deal, but more so the divs that go on there with a 'game plan.' It's ******* luck, it's not possible to have a game plan. Also they will start spouting shit about how they had a dream and the number 24 made an appearance so the 250k must be in that box so they can pay for their life changing holiday to Ayia Napa where she can spend a week getting ruined by an estate agent from Bromley who also sells laughing gas.

Another highlight is when they interview their mates in the audience. "Debz has had a really hard year and deserves a week in the sun." Debz, on the verge of tears, will respond with "Aww thanks babe, you mean the world to me"

Don't get me started on the banker, what a smug **** he is

Noel Edmonds gets my goat too. He tries to talk every game up to seem better than the previous one when its just pure bloody luck if you deal at the right time or not :) Everythings bastard intriguing this, and interesting that. No it isn't Noel, the person is lucky picking the right boxes or she isn't.

TC EAGLE 30-03-2015 11:46 AM

women that sit next to me on the train, then for the next 30 mins decide to trowel on layers of make on and constantly elbow me at the same time only to look f*cking uglier than when they started.

MikeyBaby 30-03-2015 11:48 AM

People (women) who file their nails in restaurants/cafes.

Makes my skin crawl.

viking's no1 30-03-2015 01:10 PM

Politicians who use the phrase, 'And let me say this', when they're in the middle of making a speech.

Breaking rocks 30-03-2015 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12315059)
Deal Or No Deal, but more so the divs that go on there with a 'game plan.' It's ******* luck, it's not possible to have a game plan. Also they will start spouting shit about how they had a dream and the number 24 made an appearance so the 250k must be in that box so they can pay for their life changing holiday to Ayia Napa where she can spend a week getting ruined by an estate agent from Bromley who also sells laughing gas.

Another highlight is when they interview their mates in the audience. "Debz has had a really hard year and deserves a week in the sun." Debz, on the verge of tears, will respond with "Aww thanks babe, you mean the world to me"

Don't get me started on the banker, what a smug **** he is

Don't forget the 'pilgrim of the day' with the stupid feckin hat.

cantspell 30-03-2015 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12315059)
Deal Or No Deal, but more so the divs that go on there with a 'game plan.' It's ******* luck, it's not possible to have a game plan. Also they will start spouting shit about how they had a dream and the number 24 made an appearance so the 250k must be in that box so they can pay for their life changing holiday to Ayia Napa where she can spend a week getting ruined by an estate agent from Bromley who also sells laughing gas.

Another highlight is when they interview their mates in the audience. "Debz has had a really hard year and deserves a week in the sun." Debz, on the verge of tears, will respond with "Aww thanks babe, you mean the world to me"

Don't get me started on the banker, what a smug **** he is

Compared to the Italian version which I watched last week, the British version is Bafta winning stuff - they throw in extras such as a packet, a lucky dip type thing and other such bollox. They many more boxes

Chocky 30-03-2015 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiintpirate (Post 12314789)
People that piss in the shower.

Especially when there's a perfectly good sink there.

Chocky 30-03-2015 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12314629)
I reckon you overhead it somewhere without paying attention and it went into your subconcious mind, reappearing in your dream. Either that or you realised that its the same shite this time every year :)

Yes I guess it was still in there then because I had known about it but just forgot at the weekend. But a gay hairdresser had to remind me in my dream.

billy_gilberts_hammer 30-03-2015 02:44 PM

People on trains / public transport or who go to work with a streaming cold and cough spreading their fecking germs everywhere.

Stavros 69 30-03-2015 03:03 PM

When you go to Pret and they give you one napkin with your sandwich.

CT_Palace 30-03-2015 03:53 PM

Going back to work after a boozy lunch

Skiintpirate 30-03-2015 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 12315328)
When you go to Pret and they give you one napkin with your sandwich.

Ignorant people. I mean what planet do they live on, giving paying costumers just one napkin..

Some staff in pret a manger haven't got a damn clue.

Chocky 30-03-2015 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiintpirate (Post 12315468)
Ignorant people. I mean what planet do they live on, giving paying costumers just one napkin..

Some staff in pret a manger haven't got a damn clue.

Should shit on the counter and give them one napkin to clean it up with.

Shit sandwich c*nt f*ckers.

biggus mickus 30-03-2015 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12315496)
Should shit on the counter and give them one napkin to clean it up with.

Shit sandwich c*nt f*ckers.

Have you been at the Pacheran, or do you need some mate?

Maidstoned Eagle 30-03-2015 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12315496)
Should shit on the counter and give them one napkin to clean it up with.

Shit sandwich c*nt f*ckers.

And then shout "Pret a manger this, and put it in a wholewheat bun you Faux French bun making **** ****ers!"

elgin eagle 30-03-2015 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12315259)
Yes I guess it was still in there then because I had known about it but just forgot at the weekend. But a gay hairdresser had to remind me in my dream.

Yeah that is pretty freaky, although gay hairdressers arent uncommon :)

Reps AJ 30-03-2015 05:53 PM

At the moment... Moving house. How long does it take to draw up a bit of effing paperwork?!

Argh!!

Chocky 30-03-2015 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12315503)
Yeah that is pretty freaky, although gay hairdressers arent uncommon :)

Yes but the fact that my mind made the hairdresser gay, does that mean I'm a generalising and putting people in stereotypical places in my dreams, making me some sort of bigot? I also remember seeing a black teenage girl outside eating KFC waiting for her mum to get her nails done.

Scrumpy 30-03-2015 06:14 PM

Adults (well anyone over the age of 16) that ride those stand on, push along scooters. What utter tools you look like. Not only that they come hurtling towards you on the pavement and expect you to dive out of their way. What cnuts.

Wolfnipplechips 30-03-2015 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrumpy (Post 12315535)
Adults (well anyone over the age of 16) that ride those stand on, push along scooters. What utter tools you look like. Not only that they come hurtling towards you on the pavement and expect you to dive out of their way. What cnuts.

And f******* skateboarders. Wankers. Grow up.

Wolfnipplechips 30-03-2015 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 12315328)
When you go to Pret and they give you one napkin with your sandwich.

Read the napkin......

Stavros 69 30-03-2015 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12315568)
Read the napkin......

I can barely point and pay for my sandwich

elgin eagle 30-03-2015 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12315530)
Yes but the fact that my mind made the hairdresser gay, does that mean I'm a generalising and putting people in stereotypical places in my dreams, making me some sort of bigot? I also remember seeing a black teenage girl outside eating KFC waiting for her mum to get her nails done.

Hard to say :) My mate had a dream about a horse which just came 3rd.

chrisophiex 30-03-2015 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12315656)
Hard to say :) My mate had a dream about a horse which just came 3rd.

Your mate has dreams about horses having threesomes ? :eek:

Daveyboyross 30-03-2015 08:31 PM

People who still call the Premier League the Premiership. It's not been that since 2007. I say people, I particularly mean Steve Claridge. Clueless idiot.

elgin eagle 30-03-2015 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12315661)
Your mate has dreams about horses having threesomes ? :eek:

Yeah. It had good staying power. I'm getting on it next time, that'll slow it down.

PeterH 31-03-2015 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daveyboyross (Post 12315662)
People who still call the Premier League the Premiership. It's not been that since 2007. I say people, I particularly mean Steve Claridge. Clueless idiot.

People that can't decide on one name then stick with it.

Chocky 31-03-2015 07:38 AM

Sky Sports News. Every morning:

Cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket

Commecial break - c*nting Vanarama advert

Cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket (Harry Kane Harry Kane) cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket.

Sorry is this August? The 3 month World Cup is OVER now and they're still going on about cricket. Today The Ashes which is in July and August and they even had a feature on NEW ZEALAND's homecoming reception at the airport - WHO GIVES A F*CKING SHIT.

Worksop Palace 31-03-2015 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12315938)
Sky Sports News. Every morning:

Cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket

Commecial break - c*nting Vanarama advert

Cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket (Harry Kane Harry Kane) cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket.

Sorry is this August? The 3 month World Cup is OVER now and they're still going on about cricket. Today The Ashes which is in July and August and they even had a feature on NEW ZEALAND's homecoming reception at the airport - WHO GIVES A F*CKING SHIT.

I don't like cricket





I LOVE IT

igl 31-03-2015 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12315938)
Sky Sports News. Every morning:

Cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket

Commecial break - c*nting Vanarama advert

Cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket f*cking cricket cricket (Harry Kane Harry Kane) cricket f*cking cricket cricket cricket.

Sorry is this August? The 3 month World Cup is OVER now and they're still going on about cricket. Today The Ashes which is in July and August and they even had a feature on NEW ZEALAND's homecoming reception at the airport - WHO GIVES A F*CKING SHIT.

The name of the channel does suggest that it will have news about all SPORT, not just about football!! :D

Gooders 31-03-2015 09:01 AM

International breaks. ******* hell it's boring on here!

Nork1 31-03-2015 09:02 AM

Yeah, **** cricket, Sky should get back to their in depth coverage of all aspects of football...

Top Four Manchester United 'Champions' league Van Gaal Chelsea Manchester United Top Four Liverpool Ronaldo Manchester United Manchester United Real Madrid Manchester United Top Four Van Gaal Mourinho Flavour of the week (Kane) Manchester United Rooney Top Four Van Gaal Manchester United Chelsea Old Trafford Chelsea Manchester United Top Four Ronaldo Manchester City Van Gaal 'Champions' league Flavour of the week (Kane) Van Gaal Mourinho Arsenal Manchester United Rooney Best league in the world

Sky Super Sunday (Manchester United vs a team outside of the Top Four so we don't care) self promotion wankfest

'Champions' league Top Four Van Gaal Manchester United Liverpool Chelsea Old Trafford Chelsea Manchester United Top Four Ronaldo Manchester City Van Gaal 'Champions' league Flavour of the week (Kane) Van Gaal Mourinho Arsenal Manchester United Rooney Best league in the world Top Four Manchester United Top Four Van Gaal Mourinho Flavour of the week (Kane) Manchester United Rooney Top Four Arsenal Manchester United Rooney

Sky Super Sunday (Manchester United vs a team outside of the Top Four so we don't care) self promotion wankfest

Liverpool Chelsea Manchester United Top Four Liverpool Ronaldo Manchester United Old Trafford Chelsea Manchester United Top Four 'Champions' league Top Four Van Gaal Manchester United Real Madrid Manchester United Top Four Van Gaal Mourinho Flavour of the week (Kane) Rooney Top Four Van Gaal Manchester United Chelsea Old Trafford Chelsea Best league in the world Top Four Manchester United Top Four Van Gaal Arsenal Manchester United...

Jim Cannon 31-03-2015 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daveyboyross (Post 12315662)
People who still call the Premier League the Premiership. It's not been that since 2007. I say people, I particularly mean Steve Claridge. Clueless idiot.

The name Premier**** name has always sounded shite to me anyway. I remember the uproar when they introduced the name, yet it stuck for so many

chrisophiex 31-03-2015 11:52 AM

England press conferences .... What's the point ?

pgw152 31-03-2015 11:53 AM

Sky and BT faffing around with the fixtures and leaving it to the very last minute to pick the May 2015 matches in to their TV slots.

Apologies if this is the wrong thread! ;-)

Oddjob 31-03-2015 12:47 PM

Anybody over the age of 25 who wears 'Beats' style headphones.

ChuckMcBalls 31-03-2015 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12316249)
Anybody over the age of 25 who wears 'Beats' style headphones.

Anyone, anywhere who buys Beats headphones.

stinky 31-03-2015 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12316249)
Anybody over the age of 25 who wears 'Beats' style headphones.

Particularly in the gym.

Get. ****ed.

cappuccinoeagle 31-03-2015 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12316173)
England press conferences .... What's the point ?

Roy is fine,Rooney has nothing of interest to say

Jim Cannon 31-03-2015 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ChuckMcBalls (Post 12316262)
Anyone, anywhere who buys Beats headphones.

I don't even know what they are, which proves I am way too old to be wearing them:D

Clinton100 31-03-2015 01:13 PM

Chewing gum.

What is it about chewing gum that renders people completely unable to:

a) Chew with their mouth closed. See, for example, most football managers. Special mention to Sam Allardyce who shovels it into his gob from a distance using an open palm like a 5 year old eating cake. Also see Lord Ferguson or whatever we're supposed to be calling him now.

b) Put it in a bin. Particularly those who spit it out and try and boot it as far as possible. I once saw a kid attempt that only for his shoe to fly off onto the roof of a shop. Glorious.

Wolfnipplechips 31-03-2015 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Clinton100 (Post 12316295)
Chewing gum.

What is it about chewing gum that renders people completely unable to:

a) Chew with their mouth closed. See, for example, most football managers. Special mention to Sam Allardyce who shovels it into his gob from a distance using an open palm like a 5 year old eating cake. Also see Lord Ferguson or whatever we're supposed to be calling him now.

b) Put it in a bin. Particularly those who spit it out and try and boot it as far as possible. I once saw a kid attempt that only for his shoe to fly off onto the roof of a shop. Glorious.

Yup.

JDawg 31-03-2015 03:32 PM

People who stand in openings (doorways, narrow gaps etc.)

BERT'S HEAD 31-03-2015 03:32 PM

Gobstoppers - pointless.

Stavros 69 31-03-2015 03:53 PM

People who sign off emails with the first letter of their first name

Thanks

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