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Maidstoned Eagle 23-08-2020 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361567)
Workshop Penis.

West Country and Selhurst Bum Chums.

Trolley 23-08-2020 11:48 AM

What I find somewhat vexatious is waiting for people to park their car in a bay before I can move on and they have the utmost difficulty in manoeuvring into a large space.Ruddy backwards and forwards,backwards and forwards as I sit there seething, beetroot-gilled.::grrr::wallbash::wallbash:

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361567)
Workshop Penis.

You do realise that continuing your rather pathetic vendetta on the Things That Annoy You thread is quite embarrassing? Even for you itís pretty weak.

You remind me of the bully at my old junior school who used to follow kids around looking for some unrequited love. The scenes when one day a kid turned round and gave him a good shoeing were marvellous.

Hereís a deal - just donít respond to any of my posts and that will mean I donít need to respond to you.

Iím really not interested in what you have to say to me and Iím sure no one else is

fang 23-08-2020 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361567)
Workshop Penis.

An industrial injury?

Martin H 23-08-2020 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 15361584)
It's a well-known fact that slugs hate cheese, you should put some in there :p

Rigggggghhhhhhtttttt....... Truly the circle of life continues

Martin H 23-08-2020 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15361618)
Have people become so.lazy in the UK that they need doorbells that ring themselves?

Yep, often used to find the postie fast asleep on the doorstep because he canít make the effort to ring the doorbell. Never a problem these days although the postie looks knackered these days.

Useful by product is it also rings when little scrotes creep down the drive to nick the car. Who would have thought......

Martin H 23-08-2020 12:38 PM

TV documentary series that make a series of 3 programmes that should have been 2 by repeating half of the previous episode in the next one. So lazy. Watched a 3 episode one on Vietnam war the other day and reckon it could have been in 1 episode but they dragged it out over 3 by repeating everything again and again. Don’t even bother to disguise it. Lazy gits.

in-exile 23-08-2020 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15361628)
You do realise that continuing your rather pathetic vendetta on the Things That Annoy You thread is quite embarrassing? Even for you it’s pretty weak.

You remind me of the bully at my old junior school who used to follow kids around looking for some unrequited love. The scenes when one day a kid turned round and gave him a good shoeing were marvellous.

Here’s a deal - just don’t respond to any of my posts and that will mean I don’t need to respond to you.

I’m really not interested in what you have to say to me and I’m sure no one else is

Don't mess ... This is him on a good day! :supergrin:
Anyway chill you couple of wallys..


in-exile 23-08-2020 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by fang (Post 15361630)
An industrial injury?

:D

Adlerhorst 23-08-2020 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 15361578)
Oh yes, recognise that. We have a garden full of various breeds of pigeons too (there are several people nearby that either keep pigeons or used to and they come and s*** at ours - pigeons, not their owners ). Occasional issue with detectors but more irritating is their fuffing calling at the crack of dawn. Surprisingly loud. The enormous ones remind me of the good aliens at the start of Fifth Element. Thick as proverbial though and always flying into our windows leaving flattened bird imprints and scare the bejeezers out of you. They are dopey and walk round being stalked by cats. I used to worry for them and go out but they get in a corner and peck the cat whenever it gets near until it gives up.

No problem with grape vines here though :(

P.s. - the mouse didnít appear at all last night and so maybe the slugs scared it off or the Ďstuffí kicked in. Just got to get rid of the slugs now.

We have red kites and sparrowhawks who go for pigeons, but they cannot get them all.

Golf Boy 23-08-2020 02:00 PM

I live 50 yards from the local church. I never hear the bells anymore.

Selhurst Celtic 23-08-2020 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15361628)
You do realise that continuing your rather pathetic vendetta on the Things That Annoy You thread is quite embarrassing? Even for you itís pretty weak.

You remind me of the bully at my old junior school who used to follow kids around looking for some unrequited love. The scenes when one day a kid turned round and gave him a good shoeing were marvellous.

Hereís a deal - just donít respond to any of my posts and that will mean I donít need to respond to you.

Iím really not interested in what you have to say to me and Iím sure no one else is

:D

You are such a penis.

BERT'S HEAD 23-08-2020 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Golf Boy (Post 15361723)
I live 50 yards from the local church. I never hear the bells anymore.

You're Quasimodo and I claim my five pounds.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361724)
:D

You are such a penis.

Theres one person that has shown themselves to be a penis in the last couple of hours. And it ain't me mucker

You're embarrassing yourself but you carry on if you want

:hi:

adrenalin john 23-08-2020 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15361628)
You do realise that continuing your rather pathetic vendetta on the Things That Annoy You thread is quite embarrassing? Even for you itís pretty weak.

Hereís a deal - just donít respond to any of my posts and that will mean I donít need to respond to you.

Iím really not interested in what you have to say to me and Iím sure no one else is

It's a vendetta, but pathetic and weak?

Surely a vendetta is as strong a desire for retribution as it gets?

And if you are not interested in what he has to say, why bother with such a heartfelt plea?

Just put him on ignore and keep your counsel. Or don't even do that if you are not interested at all.

Your reaction may be have been exactly what he was looking for.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by adrenalin john (Post 15361741)
It's a vendetta, but pathetic and weak?

Surely a vendetta is as strong a desire for retribution as it gets?

And if you are not interested in what he has to say, why bother with such a heartfelt plea?

Just put him on ignore and keep your counsel. Or don't even do that if you are not interested at all.

Your reaction may be have been exactly what he was looking for.

It is weak and pathetic to have to come onto a thread just because I posted on it and start his usual bullshit

Everyone knows he's an idiot but for some unfathomable reason he and his best bud seem to get away with it and no one says fvck all about it

adrenalin john 23-08-2020 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15361738)
Theres one person that has shown themselves to be a penis in the last couple of hours. And it ain't me mucker

You're embarrassing yourself but you carry on if you want

:hi:

No puppy in the squabble, but from a neutral's perspective there does appear to be a touch of wood in your posts

Slimbloke'H' 23-08-2020 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15361076)
This is mainly for Slimbloke'H'...

Having used this CAD software for the last two days to attempt to draw the plans for a project I'm working on, and can say I don't like it. Nothing in particular, it just doesn't seem to allow you to get into a zone, which I could get into using AutoCAD.

I appreciate it might be me, but it's not intuitive, and the tutorial videos are very basic, and the user manual seems to skip over anything but the basics.

I feel like I'm playing a video game, and having to get to certain levels to learn the secrets to doing stuff.

Then again, for under $3.00... I can't complain, although obviously I am!

You're a diamond, Bob.

I'm starting to get my head around AutoCAD, but it's a slow process. It's certainly nowhere near as easy to pick up as, say, Adobe software is.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by adrenalin john (Post 15361745)
No puppy in the squabble, but from a neutral's perspective there does appear to be a touch of wood in your posts

A touch of wood ? Must be a southern saying

adrenalin john 23-08-2020 02:32 PM

American

Sick Bucket 23-08-2020 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 15361715)
We have red kites and sparrowhawks who go for pigeons, but they cannot get them all.

Red kites rarely eat pigeons, despite all the showing off they mostly just sneak off and eat worms when nobodies watching. Fact!

little al 23-08-2020 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by stamford triumph (Post 15361481)
I wonít hear a word said against any character in one of the all time great comedies on TV.

Green Wing was shite.

little al 23-08-2020 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Golf Boy (Post 15361723)
I live 50 yards from the local church. I never hear the bells anymore.

WHAT?

Blind_Eagle 23-08-2020 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by adrenalin john (Post 15361741)
Your reaction may be have been exactly what he was looking for.

Iím sure thereís a Bono/U2 joke in there.

Blind_Eagle 23-08-2020 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 15361816)
WHAT?

:supergrin:

olly cromwell 23-08-2020 04:12 PM

The middle classes

weltklasse 23-08-2020 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by adrenalin john (Post 15361745)
No puppy in the squabble, but from a neutral's perspective there does appear to be a touch of wood in your posts

worksap does have a remarkable lack of self awareness. However true to form he blames everyone else rather than himself.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by weltklasse (Post 15361831)
worksap does have a remarkable lack of self awareness. However true to form he blames everyone else rather than himself.

You are so dull and obvious

Mr EFA

Another pathetic individual who everyone knows is a total prick

:D

Blind_Eagle 23-08-2020 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 15361773)
Red kites rarely eat pigeons, despite all the showing off they mostly just sneak off and eat worms when nobodies watching. Fact!

Red kites are predominantly scavengers, theyíll eat any kind of crap they can find.

Basically they are gulls in disguise with a brilliant social media team behind them.

On a serious note, anyone know why they died out in England?

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 15361844)
Red kites are predominantly scavengers, they’ll eat any kind of crap they can find.

Basically they are gulls in disguise with a brilliant social media team behind them.

On a serious note, anyone know why they died out in England?

Presume they were seen as pests ? Wrongly I would assume ? And killed by farmers etc

Saw one here for the first time out on my walks in lockdown. Majestic bird

Selhurst Celtic 23-08-2020 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15361743)
It is weak and pathetic to have to come onto a thread just because I posted on it and start his usual bullshit

Everyone knows he's an idiot but for some unfathomable reason he and his best bud seem to get away with it and no one says fvck all about it

Have you ever listened to yourself, you utter penis?

Hedgehog 23-08-2020 04:56 PM

As we are talking about birds...

We have a family of Cooper's Hawks living in a tree close by. The good thing is they seem to have scared off the crows that seemed to have ruled the roost around here for years.

Also hummingbirds seem to get a kick out of hovering in front of my Blink security camera setting it off. They seemed to be attracted to the ping it makes when activated or the little blue light that comes on.

This is the ornithologist BBS site right?

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361858)
Have you ever listened to yourself, you utter penis?

Which bit is wrong ?

You started it all

You daft tramp

Selhurst Celtic 23-08-2020 05:00 PM

:D

When you walk into a pub and everyone whispers "c***" under their breath, that's you they're talking about. It's the same for you on the BBS but your lack of self awareness/arrogance/stupidity blinds you to reality.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361866)
:D

When you walk into a pub and everyone whispers "c***" under their breath, that's you they're talking about. It's the same for you on the BBS but your lack of self awareness/arrogance/stupidity blinds you to reality.

Are you purposely being a thick **** or is it a total accident ?

You come onto a thread and start chucking insults around and I’m the one with no self awareness / arrogance etc

You’re summat else pal, you really are.

What an idiot :D

Selhurst Celtic 23-08-2020 05:07 PM

Just as I suspected. You are a total penis.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361874)
Just as I suspected. You are a total penis.

:supergrin:

Stay off the Guinness. You obviously canít hold it

Youíve embarrassed yourself badly today.

What a clown

:lux:

Reg_Maudling 23-08-2020 05:09 PM

I can't work out if you are actually just good friends

Hedgehog 23-08-2020 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 15360683)
Iíve lived in a few coutryside villages since leaving South London as a child and never been woken by Ďthrough the nightí ringing church bells.

After reading A Column of Fire by Ken Follett recently, I leaned that the ringing of church bells was originally a catholic thing and frowned upon by the protestants at least in the late 1500's.

I'm not sure that is true today, as I'm pretty sure they all do it/did it if they have them, at least when I was growing up.

Selhurst Celtic 23-08-2020 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Reg_Maudling (Post 15361876)
I can't work out if you are actually just good friends

Workshop is a snide prick and a total penis. I don't surround myself with people like that.

Wolfnipplechips 23-08-2020 05:22 PM

When people row on the BBS.

Gets right on my tits.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361886)
Workshop is a snide prick and a total penis. I don't surround myself with people like that.

Just because you keep saying it, don’t make it so.

And I doubt you surround yourself with anybody.

You daft tramp

Now go and sleep it off, there’s a good chap

Selhurst Celtic 23-08-2020 05:25 PM

:D

You are such a penis. Read it back, see how ridiculous you are.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361892)
:D

You are such a penis. Read it back, see how ridiculous you are.

:supergrin:

You’re a cracker

Your first contribution - ‘You’re such a penis’

Yeah, all my fault

Classic SC

:jerkit:

Selhurst Celtic 23-08-2020 05:29 PM

You're a penis.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361898)
You're a penis.

Ooooohhh how original

:jerkit:

big bad John 23-08-2020 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15361896)
:

You’re a cracker

There's really no need ( especially in these troubled times) for racist remarks like this.

Selhurst Celtic 23-08-2020 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 15361902)
There's really no need ( especially in these troubled times) for racist remarks like this.

We've had the bumchum/boyfriend approach already, it was only a matter of time.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361904)
We've had the bumchum/boyfriend approach already, it was only a matter of time.

Ah, didums :sob:

Selhurst Celtic 23-08-2020 05:40 PM

Penis.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361908)
Penis.

Get some new material mate. Maybe WCB can help

PeatlingPalace 23-08-2020 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Golf Boy (Post 15361723)
I live 50 yards from the local church. I never hear the bells anymore.

Same
Pretty much tuned it out and never interferes with sleeping
Only issue is that we get one dong on the half hour (PHNAAR) which seems pointless

olly cromwell 23-08-2020 06:00 PM

I quite like both worksop and SC so it should be a little sad seeing them argue BUT I do love a good row on the BBS (pity peter H aint here)

Wolfnipplechips 23-08-2020 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by olly cromwell (Post 15361930)
I quite like both worksop and SC so it should be a little sad seeing them argue BUT I do love a good row on the BBS (pity peter H aint here)

Penis.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 15361938)
Penis.

:D

Very good

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by olly cromwell (Post 15361930)
I quite like both worksop and SC so it should be a little sad seeing them argue BUT I do love a good row on the BBS (pity peter H aint here)

SC loves me really, all this is just to throw WCB off the scent

in-exile 23-08-2020 06:15 PM

Too much penis on this thread for my liking .... can somebody call somebody a pussy or **** to get some balance !

LN1 23-08-2020 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 15361952)
Too much penis on this thread for my liking .... can somebody call somebody a pussy or **** to get some balance !

A balancing pussy?

https://i.imgur.com/xN5v0pm.jpg

chrisophiex 23-08-2020 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 15361952)
Too much penis on this thread for my liking .... can somebody call somebody a pussy or **** to get some balance !


Shut it you c***....

Reps AJ 23-08-2020 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Reg_Maudling (Post 15361876)
I can't work out if you are actually just good friends

Its the sexual tension, all the penis chat

in-exile 23-08-2020 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 15361960)
Shut it you c***....

Make me you pussy!

in-exile 23-08-2020 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 15361965)
Its the sexual tension, all the penis chat

Don't be a tit.

chrisophiex 23-08-2020 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 15361970)
Make me you pussy!

:D

little al 23-08-2020 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15361886)
Workshop is a snide prick and a total penis. I don't surround myself with people like that.

WCB?

little al 23-08-2020 06:43 PM

Cats are *****.

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 15361988)
Cats are *****.

Penis ?

little al 23-08-2020 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15361990)
Penis ?

C units.

west country boy 23-08-2020 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 15361986)
WCB?

Iím not a snide.

west country boy 23-08-2020 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15361913)
Get some new material mate. Maybe WCB can help

ĒWankerĒ?

Worksop Palace 23-08-2020 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15362001)
”Wanker”?

Brilliant, well done

Going to wish me death ? Go on, you know you want to

PeterH 23-08-2020 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by olly cromwell (Post 15361930)
I quite like both worksop and SC so it should be a little sad seeing them argue BUT I do love a good row on the BBS (pity peter H aint here)

I am. I am taking a back seat. I don't wish to talk about penises and bum chums.

Too highbrow for me.

At the beginning of that spat, I took a look at some google images of Coin, and must make a visit there with the missus when we get to Europe in a year or so.

The plan is to concentrate on Spain, Portugal and Italy with a touch of Blighty for me before the wife joins me.

Spain has a lot of places I want to check out due to a Chilean travel show that was really rather good. City Tour it is called - and focuses mainly on architecture - lots on You Tube. They started in Chile, then went to Spain, Italy, France, The UK, and finally The USA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g5QZ77Z3YA

You need your Spanish....although the main host sometimes tries English, Italian, French with whoever he ends up chatting to.

in-exile 23-08-2020 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15362000)
I’m not a snide.

So just two out of the three then?

little al 23-08-2020 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 15362111)
So just two out of the three then?

Think you were whooshed.

in-exile 23-08-2020 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 15362115)
Think you were whooshed.

He didn't put much of a defence up that's for sure.

west country boy 23-08-2020 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 15362115)
Think you were whooshed.

Itís not difficult to confuse in-exile to be fair.

CT_Palace 23-08-2020 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 15362091)
I am. I am taking a back seat. I don't wish to talk about penises and bum chums.

Too highbrow for me.

At the beginning of that spat, I took a look at some google images of Coin, and must make a visit there with the missus when we get to Europe in a year or so.

The plan is to concentrate on Spain, Portugal and Italy with a touch of Blighty for me before the wife joins me.

Spain has a lot of places I want to check out due to a Chilean travel show that was really rather good. City Tour it is called - and focuses mainly on architecture - lots on You Tube. They started in Chile, then went to Spain, Italy, France, The UK, and finally The USA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g5QZ77Z3YA

You need your Spanish....although the main host sometimes tries English, Italian, French with whoever he ends up chatting to.

The presenter is a right knob

Martin H 23-08-2020 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 15361715)
We have red kites and sparrowhawks who go for pigeons, but they cannot get them all.

We have a few Sparrowhawks around here and one of them took a pigeon right outside our window. It was fascinating to watch it perch on top of the pigeon for quite a while (I assume until it stopped wriggling) and then it basically plucked the thing while it was tucking in for a good meal. I always wish I have been able to capture it on video but sadly I didn't have anything with me that would have done it any justice through a window and I daren't open the door so I just pulled up a chair and watched it with a cup of coffee. (Errrm, for clarity, it was me that had the coffee, the sparrowhawk declined...)

There is something awesome (in the truest sense) and majestic about a bird of prey.

P.S. - just been out to check and it seems the slug and the mice have been bettered by the rain which has despite various plastic sheets managed to absolutely drench the pest bait that was in there. So I am nto replacing it with any more new bags until it's dried out but instead streaming a 'Windmill in Amsterdam on permanent loop instead.

in-exile 23-08-2020 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15362237)
It’s not difficult to confuse in-exile to be fair.

Didn't really happen though did it, I was just happy to call you two names out of the three..

Slimbloke'H' 24-08-2020 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 15361773)
Red kites rarely eat pigeons, despite all the showing off they mostly just sneak off and eat worms when nobodies watching. Fact!

They're probably happiest munching on carrion but they're more than capable capable of taking live prey.

Slimbloke'H' 24-08-2020 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 15361844)
Red kites are predominantly scavengers, theyíll eat any kind of crap they can find.

Basically they are gulls in disguise with a brilliant social media team behind them.

On a serious note, anyone know why they died out in England?

Note to self:

Read the rest of the thread, doughnut!

Slimbloke'H' 24-08-2020 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 15362269)
We have a few Sparrowhawks around here and one of them took a pigeon right outside our window. It was fascinating to watch it perch on top of the pigeon for quite a while (I assume until it stopped wriggling) and then it basically plucked the thing while it was tucking in for a good meal...

I was out walking the dogs on Broadheath Common a couple of weeks ago, when my bitch picked up something on the wind. She headed of towards a hedgerow to investigate and disturbed a Buzzard feasting on something.

There was a classic moment of surprise, the buzzard lifted off squawking and my bitch retreated for a moment. The Buzzard turned and made to swoop back but decided better of it when Tikka let it be known that she was quite happy to have a barney. The first time in seven-odd years when she's felt that standing her corner was more important than her recall whistle.

Martin H 24-08-2020 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 15362322)
I was out walking the dogs on Broadheath Common a couple of weeks ago, when my bitch picked up something on the wind. She headed of towards a hedgerow to investigate and disturbed a Buzzard feasting on something.

There was a classic moment of surprise, the buzzard lifted off squawking and my bitch retreated for a moment. The Buzzard turned and made to swoop back but decided better of it when Tikka let it be known that she was quite happy to have a barney. The first time in seven-odd years when she's felt that standing her corner was more important than her recall whistle.

Fair play to her :)

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 24-08-2020 01:32 AM

Things that go bump in the night.

JJ 24-08-2020 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 15362322)
The Buzzard turned and made to swoop back but decided better of it when Tikka let it be known that she was quite happy to have a barney. The first time in seven-odd years when she's felt that standing her corner was more important than her recall whistle.

If she'd done a runner, your dog could have been called a chicken Tikka.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 24-08-2020 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 15362346)
If she'd done a runner, your dog could have been called a chicken Tikka.

Shall I fetch your coat ?:D

DANGERMOUSE 24-08-2020 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by PeatlingPalace (Post 15361918)
Same
Pretty much tuned it out and never interferes with sleeping
Only issue is that we get one dong on the half hour (PHNAAR) which seems pointless

My mantle clock does that, one chime on the half hour. I don't mind most of the time, but annoyingly it means there's a 90-minute period when the chime could mean it is 12.30, 1.00 or 1.30.

Slimbloke'H' 24-08-2020 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 15362346)
If she'd done a runner, your dog could have been called a chicken Tikka.

:)

Her kennel name is Siatham Tikka Masala.

Stellavista 24-08-2020 06:00 PM

The scumbag British on holiday. I find it therapeutic, but spent two hours clearing the coast path of rubbish. Two bin liners worth of beer cans, slush puppy cups, crisp and biscuit packets and cigarette packets. What is wrong with these people?

PeterH 24-08-2020 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15362959)
The scumbag British on holiday. I find it therapeutic, but spent two hours clearing the coast path of rubbish. Two bin liners worth of beer cans, slush puppy cups, crisp and biscuit packets and cigarette packets. What is wrong with these people?

It is worst here mate.

People can't bin their beach/picnic rubbish when there is a bin provided in plain site 5 metres away.

The big plus of the pandemis has been empty and clean beaches, snow areas, and beauty spots. All due to change.

Stellavista 24-08-2020 06:13 PM

Camden Council's inability to identify that you have paid your Council Tax in full, and continuing to send installment reminders








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Isle of Wight 24-08-2020 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15362959)
The scumbag British on holiday. I find it therapeutic, but spent two hours clearing the coast path of rubbish. Two bin liners worth of beer cans, slush puppy cups, crisp and biscuit packets and cigarette packets. What is wrong with these people?

I have no idea we see it here all the time. They are also the first to complain about how messy it is :wallbash:

bubbs11 24-08-2020 06:48 PM

I know we’ve done this before, but women getting their lips inflated. WHYYYYYY! It looks bloody awful.

Dropped my daughter off to nursery today and passed her onto this pretty young staff member who i haven’t seen since lockdown and lo and behold, her lips were doing a great impression of Mick Jagger. Looked terrible. Totally ruined my dropping off experience.

Wolfnipplechips 24-08-2020 06:58 PM

I hope you still have one in the bank.

Stellavista 24-08-2020 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 15363006)
I know weíve done this before, but women getting their lips inflated. WHYYYYYY! It looks bloody awful.

Dropped my daughter off to nursery today and passed her onto this pretty young staff member who i havenít seen since lockdown and lo and behold, her lips were doing a great impression of Mick Jagger. Looked terrible. Totally ruined my dropping off experience.

It's a really odd thing, isn't it?

Isle of Wight 24-08-2020 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15363011)
It's a really odd thing, isn't it?

I donít know why they think it looks good. Iím yet to find any bloke who says it makes them look more attractive

Blind_Eagle 24-08-2020 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 15362948)
:)

Her kennel name is Siatham Tikka Masala.

Seriously? Thatís brilliant. :D

Surprised the KC didnít object, cocks that they are.

Blind_Eagle 24-08-2020 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 15363013)
I don’t know why they think it looks good. I’m yet to find any bloke who says it makes them look more attractive

This ^^

It’s weird. I guess they do it because they personally feel better for having it done because they want to look like that, not because they think it will make them more attractive to blokes.

Perhaps they want to look less attractive to men?

It’s their body.

Maidstoned Eagle 24-08-2020 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 15362948)
:)

Her kennel name is Siatham Tikka Masala.

She did that song "Good tradition.of love and hate"

jaspercpfc 24-08-2020 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 15363006)
I know weíve done this before, but women getting their lips inflated. WHYYYYYY! It looks bloody awful.

Dropped my daughter off to nursery today and passed her onto this pretty young staff member who i havenít seen since lockdown and lo and behold, her lips were doing a great impression of Mick Jagger. Looked terrible. Totally ruined my dropping off experience.

Completely agree. Most generally pair it with the awful looking "scouse brow".

chateauferret 24-08-2020 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15362959)
The scumbag British on holiday. I find it therapeutic, but spent two hours clearing the coast path of rubbish. Two bin liners worth of beer cans, slush puppy cups, crisp and biscuit packets and cigarette packets. What is wrong with these people?

If they've been drinking Slush Puppies probably acid reflux I'd say.


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