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elgin eagle 30-11-2015 08:06 AM

Rear wheel drive cars in the snow.

CT_Palace 30-11-2015 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12686368)
Rear wheel drive cars in the snow.

They're great fun! Drift anyone?

elgin eagle 30-11-2015 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12686910)
They're great fun! Drift anyone?

They are useless at getting up hills though, or even out of the estate. Need to park on the main road next time.

Wolfnipplechips 30-11-2015 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12686916)
They are useless at getting up hills though, or even out of the estate. Need to park on the main road next time.

Blimey Elgin you living on your own estate now?

Can't you get some bloke to do it for you?

elgin eagle 30-11-2015 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12686922)
Blimey Elgin you living on your own estate now?

Can't you get some bloke to do it for you?

:) Come here Jeeves.

Going to chop it in for a fwd i think.

CT_Palace 30-11-2015 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12686922)
Blimey Elgin you living on your own estate now?

Laird Elgin.
It's got a ring to it :D

Will you be nicking some marbles elgin?

biggus mickus 30-11-2015 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12686927)
:) Come here Jeeves.

Going to chop it in for a fwd i think.

Chains.

Maidstoned Eagle 30-11-2015 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12686927)
:) Come here Jeeves.

Going to chop it in for a fwd i think.

Reverse it in. Unless you're Biggus, who is rubbish at reversing.

stinky 30-11-2015 04:25 PM

People who are rubbish at reversing

Maidstoned Eagle 30-11-2015 04:27 PM

People who arent brave enough to say that to Biggus's midriff.

stinky 30-11-2015 04:38 PM

Not living in Spain

Maz 30-11-2015 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12687039)
People who arent brave enough to say that to Biggus's midriff.

:D

elgin eagle 30-11-2015 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12687006)
Laird Elgin.
It's got a ring to it :D

Will you be nicking some marbles elgin?

I think i might :)

Although the butler will be renamed McJeeves.

civil eagle 30-11-2015 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12686368)
Rear wheel drive cars in the snow.

You live in or arround Elgin and you have a rear wheel drive car, madness

Maidstoned Eagle 30-11-2015 06:32 PM

People who say that people living in Jocko land are mad

elgin eagle 30-11-2015 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12687196)
You live in or arround Elgin and you have a rear wheel drive car, madness

Actually i haven't lived in or around Elgin for 15 years, but i take your point. Had a golf before and it was fine.

Worksop Palace 30-11-2015 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12687196)
You live in or arround Elgin and you have a rear wheel drive car, madness

That told you EE

:D

elgin eagle 30-11-2015 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 12687023)
Chains.

For Civil Eagle? Harsh but fair :)

elgin eagle 30-11-2015 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12687217)
That told you EE

:D

:D

I'm frightened to post now ;)

Breaking rocks 30-11-2015 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12687227)
For Civil Eagle? Harsh but fair :)

:D

civil eagle 30-11-2015 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12687227)
For Civil Eagle? Harsh but fair :)

I thought you'd never offer

elgin eagle 30-11-2015 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12687459)
I thought you'd never offer

Clasp him.

chrisophiex 02-12-2015 08:51 AM

I can't work out if Tyson Fury annoys me.

His name is silly, his voice grates.....yeah, he annoys me :D

kayjay 02-12-2015 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12687037)
People who are rubbish at reversing

I'll see your people and raise you my people who stop right up your jacksie
after you've indicated your intent to reverse park. :veryangry

Oddjob 02-12-2015 12:42 PM

Ticketmaster and the whole ticket resale culture, its an absolute scandal. When you try and buy tickets from TM these days they actually have 'getmein' as one of the phrases to type to beat the bots before you get a message telling you they have sold out !

spunky 02-12-2015 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12689318)
I can't work out if Tyson Fury annoys me.

His name is silly, his voice grates.....yeah, he annoys me :D

Tell him y at to his face, I dare ya :p

Maidstoned Eagle 02-12-2015 01:38 PM

People that wont insult Tyson Fury to his face.

Chocky 02-12-2015 05:29 PM

If you insult Fury to his face he will do nothing and forgive you. He's a proper Dot Cotton.

Breaking rocks 02-12-2015 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12690090)
If you insult Fury to his face he will do nothing and forgive you. He's a proper Dot Cotton.

No. He can beat you senseless and then pray for forgiveness. I might be wrong though, so give it a go if you see him.

For Paranoias 02-12-2015 05:53 PM

Whining and pant wetting about Bournemouth tickets.

chrisophiex 02-12-2015 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky (Post 12689730)
Tell him y at to his face, I dare ya :p

Oh I'm scared ! What's he going to do ? Serenade me by singing a terrible song in an American accent ?


:D

elgin eagle 02-12-2015 06:22 PM

Stampy Longnose

elgin eagle 03-12-2015 09:31 AM

Impossible to open plastic packaging.

little al 03-12-2015 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12690930)
Impossible to open plastic packaging.

They sell scissors in Scotland.

elgin eagle 03-12-2015 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12690972)
They sell scissors in Scotland.

Not round my way they don't :D

Why cant they make it so you can open it without scissors, then take it back to the shop after you have finished using it?

Capitalist pigs.

art malice 03-12-2015 05:27 PM

'Boots on the ground'. This'll start creeping in to football, and will eventually replace 'game time'.

woldinghameagle 03-12-2015 05:33 PM

The latest corporate buzzword...."horizon scanning".
Just stop it. Now.

Adlerhorst 03-12-2015 05:38 PM

Either the third or fourth round of redundancies this year (I've lost count)

Little Fozzie 03-12-2015 05:50 PM

People who sit in the waiting room at train stations then jump in front of everyone when the train arrives

civil eagle 03-12-2015 09:31 PM

My family, the cats, everything.

gold76 03-12-2015 09:58 PM

Youtube adverts

I'm a tightwad, but would defo pay for a premium ad free service.

PT109 03-12-2015 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12691793)
My family, the cats, everything.

Passing kidney stones

For Paranoias 03-12-2015 10:49 PM

Sky adverts.

We are not Americans, it is films not movies ffs

Isle of Wight 03-12-2015 10:52 PM

Football boots with built in socks. What's the point, apart from extracting huge sums of money out of people

civil eagle 04-12-2015 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PT109 (Post 12691854)
Passing kidney stones

Yes

dweedman 04-12-2015 06:10 AM

Palace playing on a monday

dweedman 04-12-2015 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 12691824)
Youtube adverts

I'm a tightwad, but would defo pay for a premium ad free service.

Use adblock.

Jack Regan 04-12-2015 08:15 AM

The audience clapping and cheering during a song or a dance on SCD

Could you all STFU please until the performance is finished.

Jack Regan 04-12-2015 08:19 AM

London local news. I don't think I've ever.heard a single news item that's remotely interesting. It's 99% north London shit anyway so that probably explains it.

Don't get me started on the presenters either.

Biggineagle 04-12-2015 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 12691824)
Youtube adverts

I'm a tightwad, but would defo pay for a premium ad free service.

Gold,Get adblocker plus, simples.:p

Jim Cannon 04-12-2015 08:21 AM

Daniel Sturridge's dance. He will do it once to often and get lynched one of these days

PhuketEagle 04-12-2015 09:07 AM

Girlfriend insisting on watching Thai 'entertainment' channel showing poor people crying then singing like chickens being strangled, for cash prizes. (I have no comeback as she cooks my dinners!)

chrisophiex 04-12-2015 09:41 AM

People who proudly boast they went into a local shop and asked hours and hours of questions about a product they want to buy and then go and order it slightly cheaper on Amazon.

They normally start their story with "I know it's a bit naughty, but...."

elgin eagle 04-12-2015 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12692098)
Daniel Sturridge's dance. He will do it once to often and get lynched one of these days

Lets hope so.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-12-2015 09:55 AM

A Jackhammer starting up outside your bedroom window when you're trying to have a fecking lie in. Bastards.

Jack Regan 04-12-2015 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12692098)
Daniel Sturridge's dance. He will do it once to often and get lynched one of these days

He's already done it too often if you ask me. It'll backfire one of these days.

Selhurst Celtic 04-12-2015 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12692098)
Daniel Sturridge's dance. He will do it once to often and get lynched one of these days

Amen, brother. He's going to cop a bunch of keys* in the mush one day. In the 3-3 after his deflected shot went in he peacocked over towards the Main Stand to do his stupid fooking dance in front of the Palace fans, before realising that his team mates were running back into position so that they could score 9 goals past us again, overhaul Man City's goal difference and win the league and aren't Liverpool brilliant. Tossers.

(*Hopefully from an angry caretaker)

http://www.thedenilsonyears.com/wp-c...gfhfdburlz.gif

mroakley9 04-12-2015 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12692216)
Amen, brother. He's going to cop a bunch of keys* in the mush one day. In the 3-3 after his deflected shot went in he peacocked over towards the Main Stand to do his stupid fooking dance in front of the Palace fans, before realising that his team mates were running back into position so that they could score 9 goals past us again, overhaul Man City's goal difference and win the league and aren't Liverpool brilliant. Tossers.

(*Hopefully from an angry caretaker)

http://www.thedenilsonyears.com/wp-c...gfhfdburlz.gif

What a coincidence, I just watched the second half of that game. Still as brilliant as it was the first time I saw it.

Chocky 04-12-2015 12:42 PM

That gif is just so good. I'd like to see a gif of me at exactly the same time in a bar in Spain after the place had emptied out of scousers at 3-0 with their silly smug faces looking at me on their way out ('game over got work in the morning'). The only downside of that night is I couldn't scream back at them in the end. But I saw each and every one of the twats in the coming days. Up your dots.

Worksop Palace 04-12-2015 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 12692129)
Girlfriend insisting on watching Thai 'entertainment' channel showing poor people crying then singing like chickens being strangled, for cash prizes. (I have no comeback as she cooks my dinners!)

Wish mine would...

Worksop Palace 04-12-2015 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12692216)
Amen, brother. He's going to cop a bunch of keys* in the mush one day. In the 3-3 after his deflected shot went in he peacocked over towards the Main Stand to do his stupid fooking dance in front of the Palace fans, before realising that his team mates were running back into position so that they could score 9 goals past us again, overhaul Man City's goal difference and win the league and aren't Liverpool brilliant. Tossers.

(*Hopefully from an angry caretaker)

http://www.thedenilsonyears.com/wp-c...gfhfdburlz.gif

Watch closely just before they all start putting hands in heads and saying 'I don't believe it' etc. The camera shakes from the ground exploding as the ball hits the net. Great stuff

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-12-2015 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12692216)
Amen, brother. He's going to cop a bunch of keys* in the mush one day. In the 3-3 after his deflected shot went in he peacocked over towards the Main Stand to do his stupid fooking dance in front of the Palace fans, before realising that his team mates were running back into position so that they could score 9 goals past us again, overhaul Man City's goal difference and win the league and aren't Liverpool brilliant. Tossers.

(*Hopefully from an angry caretaker)

http://www.thedenilsonyears.com/wp-c...gfhfdburlz.gif

That dopey David Mellor c*nt is hilarious.

Chocky 04-12-2015 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12692328)
Watch closely just before they all start putting hands in heads and saying 'I don't believe it' etc. The camera shakes from the ground exploding as the ball hits the net. Great stuff

The camera is rocking because of the whole rest of Selhurst going mental! Off the Richter Scale!

art malice 04-12-2015 01:18 PM

Still very disturbed by the fan with no head in red at the back. I wonder if it got nicked?

Worksop Palace 04-12-2015 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12692346)
The camera is rocking because of the whole rest of Selhurst going mental! Off the Richter Scale!

I know

That's what I said

Worksop Palace 04-12-2015 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12692348)
Still very disturbed by the fan with no head in red at the back. I wonder if it got nicked?

:lux::D

Chocky 04-12-2015 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12692350)
I know

That's what I said

Sorry I misread, thought you said Tsunami.

Isle of Wight 04-12-2015 04:54 PM

The annoying brat in Lost World. No wonder his parents are divorcing. Just wish the Dino's had eaten him 10 mins in.

art malice 04-12-2015 04:58 PM

The bar in Bromley called 'Greater than Gatsby'

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 04-12-2015 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12692348)
Still very disturbed by the fan with no head in red at the back. I wonder if it got nicked?

Just WTF is that? Got the creeps, now.

chrisophiex 04-12-2015 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12692348)
Still very disturbed by the fan with no head in red at the back. I wonder if it got nicked?

Arguably the best brain out of all of those Liverpool fans .

Jim Cannon 04-12-2015 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12692665)
Arguably the best brain out of all of those Liverpool fans .

They had just been asked to solve the following problem:

If Liverpool are 3 nil up with 12 mins to go, how many goals must they concede for Palace to get a draw?

Wolfnipplechips 04-12-2015 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12692348)
Still very disturbed by the fan with no head in red at the back. I wonder if it got nicked?

Sometimes the HF like to blur out their faces but that is brilliant work.

Yoda 04-12-2015 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12692348)
Still very disturbed by the fan with no head in red at the back. I wonder if it got nicked?

What the *!

I've never noticed that before, mind blowing.

Oli28 04-12-2015 06:43 PM

I like the bloke on the left who storms straight off. It's a great gif, up there with bolasie smashing Bruno onto the floor.

chrisophiex 04-12-2015 07:12 PM

My favourite is the guy who is second left at the bottom who is wearing a hoodie... He turns around in despair and ends up bald with stress !

chrisophiex 04-12-2015 10:29 PM

Gary Neville's moustache / goatee.... Is it stubble ? Or has he been perpetually growing it since he was 15 ?

Nork1 04-12-2015 10:58 PM

Smarmy self-satisfied twat Paul Gambaccini. Every time I watch/listen to a music documentary or a musician dies the smug bastard's there spouting pretentious wank. ****.

Worksop Palace 04-12-2015 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12692909)
Smarmy self-satisfied twat Paul Gambaccini. Every time I watch/listen to a music documentary or a musician dies the smug bastard's there spouting pretentious wank. ****.

Been watching the 10cc doc then ?

Worksop Palace 04-12-2015 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12692365)
Sorry I misread, thought you said Taunami.

Must be my northern accent. Soz

Nork1 04-12-2015 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12692915)
Been watching the 10cc doc then ?

Not purposely. I thought it was still 'Forever young - how rock'n'roll grew up'. It got switched off when Gambaccini appeared after 5 minutes.

beef 04-12-2015 11:36 PM

Ziggy Sobotka

stinky 05-12-2015 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12692216)
Amen, brother. He's going to cop a bunch of keys* in the mush one day. In the 3-3 after his deflected shot went in he peacocked over towards the Main Stand to do his stupid fooking dance in front of the Palace fans, before realising that his team mates were running back into position so that they could score 9 goals past us again, overhaul Man City's goal difference and win the league and aren't Liverpool brilliant. Tossers.

(*Hopefully from an angry caretaker)

http://www.thedenilsonyears.com/wp-c...gfhfdburlz.gif


The gif that keeps on giving

elgin eagle 05-12-2015 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12692216)
Amen, brother. He's going to cop a bunch of keys* in the mush one day. In the 3-3 after his deflected shot went in he peacocked over towards the Main Stand to do his stupid fooking dance in front of the Palace fans, before realising that his team mates were running back into position so that they could score 9 goals past us again, overhaul Man City's goal difference and win the league and aren't Liverpool brilliant. Tossers.

(*Hopefully from an angry caretaker)

http://www.thedenilsonyears.com/wp-c...gfhfdburlz.gif

There is absolutely nothing annoying about that gif whatsoever.

The headless one is pretty scary though. Fatty looks a bit shifty.

CT_Palace 05-12-2015 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12692958)
The gif that keeps on giving

It just doesn't matter how many times you've seen it

Shamone 05-12-2015 12:33 AM

Selling a house. Seriously, why is everyone involved in the process so slow and such a ****?

danpalace07 05-12-2015 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12692026)
Palace playing on a monday

Monday games are proper wank, make me feel detached from the rest of the weekend's games

Skiddo 05-12-2015 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12692216)
Amen, brother. He's going to cop a bunch of keys* in the mush one day. In the 3-3 after his deflected shot went in he peacocked over towards the Main Stand to do his stupid fooking dance in front of the Palace fans, before realising that his team mates were running back into position so that they could score 9 goals past us again, overhaul Man City's goal difference and win the league and aren't Liverpool brilliant. Tossers.

(*Hopefully from an angry caretaker)

http://www.thedenilsonyears.com/wp-c...gfhfdburlz.gif

I've watched it thousands of times. I've studied it, analysed it, laughed at it. I've spotted new wonders in it and potential new favourites. Red hat man who goes bald, David Mellor, Headless Man, Mouse Boy with his hands up to his face in the front row, Bloke in the blue polo who just shakes his head. The list goes on.

But none of them, none of them, come close to the undoubted star of the show. You all know who I mean.

"I don't believe it."

Hedgehog 05-12-2015 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12692026)
Palace playing on a monday

Palace don't do Mondays (usually)... crap is the norm.

PhuketEagle 05-12-2015 05:52 AM

Smelly empty milk bottles - yuuuggh.

Mr Statto 05-12-2015 08:48 AM

People who occupy the only toilet cubicle at work to have a piss when there is a vacant urinal & I need a shit

WLYWLYAWYPWF 05-12-2015 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12692986)
I've watched it thousands of times. I've studied it, analysed it, laughed at it. I've spotted new wonders in it and potential new favourites. Red hat man who goes bald, David Mellor, Headless Man, Mouse Boy with his hands up to his face in the front row, Bloke in the blue polo who just shakes his head. The list goes on.

But none of them, none of them, come close to the undoubted star of the show. You all know who I mean.

"I don't believe it."

Is it it or this? I think it's this.

Worksop Palace 05-12-2015 09:02 AM

Cue Chocky:

Shit in the urinal. Or on the floor

Worksop Palace 05-12-2015 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12693101)
Is it it or this? I think it's this.

This

And I reckon the ginner in the grey jumper in the very bottom left corner is Palace. He's stiffing a smile I'm sure of it

WLYWLYAWYPWF 05-12-2015 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12693107)
This

And I reckon the ginner in the grey jumper in the very bottom left corner is Palace. He's stiffing a smile I'm sure of it

Haha. I also like the OMG in the top left hand corner.

Yoda 05-12-2015 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 12692632)
Just WTF is that? Got the creeps, now.

After repeated viewings, I think the guy in the blue shirt behind the 'headless fan' might be carrying a bag in front of him? This has a scarf or shirt on, which looks like a headless fan?

Still spooky though.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 05-12-2015 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12693205)
After repeated viewings, I think the guy in the blue shirt behind the 'headless fan' might be carrying a bag in front of him? This has a scarf or shirt on, which looks like a headless fan?

Still spooky though.

I reckon they're all zombies with detachable heads because if you look closely the bloke in the red pork pie hat swaps heads with the bald bloke next to him. :D

Salad_Burnet 05-12-2015 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12693205)
After repeated viewings, I think the guy in the blue shirt behind the 'headless fan' might be carrying a bag in front of him? This has a scarf or shirt on, which looks like a headless fan?

Still spooky though.

I thought it was one of those inflatable boxing dolls that resumes its upright position after a child punches it. They were popular in the eighties.

Someone's dressed it up and brought it along for larks.

Anyway, I'm annoyed at seemingly well-bred young men biting their nails on the train. I don't understand it; anxious, working-class young men seem to fidget, but anxious middle-class young men bite their nails.

For Paranoias 05-12-2015 11:50 AM

People(an awful lot) who cannot pronounce Marylebone properly.

It's not Marlybone ffs.

And on similar lines 'St Pancreas'...aaagh.

Salad_Burnet 05-12-2015 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12693239)
People(an awful lot) who cannot pronounce Marylebone properly.

It's not Marlybone ffs.

And on similar lines 'St Pancreas'...aaagh.

I might be guilty of this. In a nutshell, has Marylebone three sylables, or four?

Because I thought it was Maaaarlebone.


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