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the digger 23-02-2018 06:15 PM

A positive post for the this thread:

For 2 weeks I have become increasingly annoyed as I tracked a parcel getting increasingly lost in Royal Mail's automated system. One phone call with Foz (in the club shop) and, hopefully, all is resolved and my nephew will have a Speroni shirt for his birthday!

Oldtown Eagle 23-02-2018 08:51 PM

Every thread on every subject. Three points . . . three points!

Vince Hilaire's Afro 24-02-2018 01:54 PM

People calling pizza 'pie'

pallet 24-02-2018 01:58 PM

Sky and its lets turn our tv into american rubbish, shit countdown rubbish.

Jim Cannon 24-02-2018 02:14 PM

Our injury list

Jim Cannon 24-02-2018 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 14128381)
People calling pizza 'pie'

thankfully nobody does that here. It's a pizza, not a ******* pie

Maidstoned Eagle 24-02-2018 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 14128381)
People calling pizza 'pie'

Its a Chicago thing

little al 24-02-2018 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 14128381)
People calling pizza 'pie'

Who the hell does that?

Vince Hilaire's Afro 24-02-2018 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14128534)
Who the hell does that?

People like this guy


Jim Cannon 24-02-2018 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14128534)
Who the hell does that?

Yanks. Heard it being said on tv a couple of years ago for the first time and wanted to kick the thing in

Maidstoned Eagle 24-02-2018 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14128534)
Who the hell does that?

People from Chicago

Johnnieboy 24-02-2018 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 14128381)
People calling pizza 'pie'

I blame Dean Martin

Maidstoned Eagle 24-02-2018 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 14128564)
Yanks. Heard it being said on tv a couple of years ago for the first time and wanted to kick the thing in

Not a big Dean Martin fan then?


Johnnieboy 24-02-2018 03:37 PM

Phew, won by a short head

Maidstoned Eagle 24-02-2018 03:37 PM

I was distracted.....:D

cantspell 24-02-2018 08:29 PM

My next door neighbour - comes to tell me he has bought a caravan and does he mind parking outside our back garden by our garage - no problem with that I said.

Then he tells me heís taking the family to Cornwall in the summer as itís old England and he only saw 2 black faces there whilst in summer holidays last year.

I just had to work in but I think my face said it all- shame he has 2 kids but he is a millwall fan. Tosser

Polak 24-02-2018 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14129277)
My next door neighbour - comes to tell me he has bought a caravan and does he mind parking outside our back garden by our garage - no problem with that I said.

Then he tells me heís taking the family to Cornwall in the summer as itís old England and he only saw 2 black faces there whilst in summer holidays last year.

I just had to work in but I think my face said it all- shame he has 2 kids but he is a millwall fan. Tosser

Hope it rains

Blind_Eagle 24-02-2018 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polak (Post 14129296)
Hope it rains

Itís Cornwall, of course it will.

cappuccinoeagle 24-02-2018 09:53 PM

Chemmy Alcott - she's a bit hyper- although she could be a guilty or unguilty fancy !

Oldtown Eagle 24-02-2018 09:53 PM

Rugby rules.

Am Phibian 24-02-2018 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14129277)
My next door neighbour - comes to tell me he has bought a caravan and does he mind parking outside our back garden by our garage - no problem with that I said.

Then he tells me heís taking the family to Cornwall in the summer as itís old England and he only saw 2 black faces there whilst in summer holidays last year.

I just had to work in but I think my face said it all- shame he has 2 kids but he is a millwall fan. Tosser

Dumbstruck. Eddie Booth is alive and well in 2018.

Wolfnipplechips 24-02-2018 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14129277)
My next door neighbour - comes to tell me he has bought a caravan and does he mind parking outside our back garden by our garage - no problem with that I said.

Then he tells me heís taking the family to Cornwall in the summer as itís old England and he only saw 2 black faces there whilst in summer holidays last year.

I just had to work in but I think my face said it all- shame he has 2 kids but he is a millwall fan. Tosser

Remove the tyres.












Replace the tyres underneath the caravan.

Set light to the ****ers.

saxoneagle 25-02-2018 09:05 AM

People "supporting" a country they have no links to, today mostly pretend Scottish wankers.

little al 25-02-2018 09:12 AM

Those plastic notes that ping out of your pockets, lost £30 yesterday from the 30 second walk from the cash machine to the pub, it must have popped out of my pocket when I answered my phone.

Fatboy 25-02-2018 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 14128413)
thankfully nobody does that here. It's a pizza, not a ******* pie

It's a lower class quiche....

art malice 25-02-2018 11:09 AM

People who stare at and listen to everyone at hotel breakfasts. Fvck off and mind your own businesses

PALACEWU 25-02-2018 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14129808)
Those plastic notes that ping out of your pockets, lost £30 yesterday from the 30 second walk from the cash machine to the pub, it must have popped out of my pocket when I answered my phone.

I feel you on this one. Someone would have recycled them for you though I'm sure. :D

Jim Cannon 25-02-2018 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14129808)
Those plastic notes that ping out of your pockets, lost £30 yesterday from the 30 second walk from the cash machine to the pub, it must have popped out of my pocket when I answered my phone.

they are bastards aren't they. I never carry a conventional wallet but have a little leather pass holder and keep them in there these days. But after decades of keeping notes in my pocket I keep forgetting what I have done with them

cantspell 25-02-2018 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Am Phibian (Post 14129423)
Dumbstruck. Eddie Booth is alive and well in 2018.


His wife is Turkish Cypriot- you just canít make this stuff up

little al 25-02-2018 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PALACEWU (Post 14130094)
I feel you on this one. Someone would have recycled them for you though I'm sure. :D

:jerkit: Fatty :love::supergrin:

cappuccinoeagle 25-02-2018 05:04 PM

Spurs fans didn't hear a peep for 88 mins....

mrgins 25-02-2018 06:34 PM

Spurs

PIE "N" MASH 25-02-2018 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14129798)
People "supporting" a country they have no links to, today mostly pretend Scottish wankers.

Plastic paddy's are by far the worst.St Patrick's day tends to bring em out:jerkit::jerkit:

PIE "N" MASH 25-02-2018 08:03 PM

Fat bastards on horses.Out on the bike today and came across a superfat bint trotting around the lanes of Essex,the poor horse would know she was on it.2 Shires strapped together would have struggled carrying her:moo2::moo2:

Skiddo 25-02-2018 08:13 PM

Completely unnecessary positivity on every thing.

LN1 25-02-2018 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14132155)
Fat bastards on horses.Out on the bike today and came across a superfat bint trotting around the lanes of Essex,the poor horse would know she was on it.2 Shires strapped together would have struggled carrying her:moo2::moo2:

Sounds like my next door neighbours daughter from many moons back. She was a large girl on an even larger horse. They were hit side on by a vehicle one day and the vet came out and shot the car.

bigGcpfc 25-02-2018 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14132155)
Fat bastards on horses.Out on the bike today and came across a superfat bint trotting around the lanes of Essex,the poor horse would know she was on it.2 Shires strapped together would have struggled carrying her:moo2::moo2:

Out on your bike !! Lost me as soon as I saw that.

Maz 25-02-2018 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14132155)
Fat bastards on horses.:



Son of Selhurst 26-02-2018 12:04 AM

Today. Paying for the Palace v Spuds match and first 20 mins being dedicated to Chelsea manure match and childish millionaires being children. Then Spuds once again mugging us by a goal in last couple of mins AGAIN

cappuccinoeagle 26-02-2018 12:33 AM

The lack of WiFi in Costa Coffee, South Norwood

Far East Eagle 26-02-2018 05:05 AM

People that call a hamburger a sandwich.
'Mmm that Big Mac sure is a mighty fine sandwich'

Get ****ed.

Nostrils 26-02-2018 09:16 AM

That pathetic Billy Ray Cyrus song away fans sing... "I just don't think you understand". They're correct, I don't, it's ******* abysmal.

PIE "N" MASH 26-02-2018 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigGcpfc (Post 14132614)
Out on your bike !! Lost me as soon as I saw that.

VFR120,hope it helps in your search.

PIE "N" MASH 26-02-2018 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14132661)

Bang on the money for Basildon :p

PhuketEagle 26-02-2018 08:13 PM

Watching League Cup (Carabao) Final with strange-sounding commentators (Scottish?) constantly squabbling & talking a foreign language. While the brain was trying frantically to translate this garbage they topped it off by so many mentions of the start of the MLS season & "free-to-watch for a limited period" offer that the game got consigned to a sideshow. Which it was for Arsenal anyway...oh, what joy to see that poor Arse kid crying his eyes out! His Dad shd be locked up for making him a plastic in the family tradition.

Blind_Eagle 26-02-2018 09:20 PM

People complaining that it’s too cold for me to sit in the pub garden and read the paper tonight. What’s it to them?

If it was too cold I wouldn’t sit out there, would I.

Worksop Palace 26-02-2018 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14134288)
People complaining that itís too cold for me to sit in the pub garden and read the paper tonight. Whatís it to them?

If it was too cold I wouldnít sit out there, would I.

:supergrin:

Crazy fecker

little al 27-02-2018 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14134291)
:supergrin:

Crazy fecker

Don't feel sorry for him, he has a home made gazebo and a nice log fire to keep him warm.

saxoneagle 27-02-2018 08:45 AM

Children.

Specifically, mine.

Specifically, my wife for wanting to have one and then her (the child, that is) keeping me awake all night.

:D

Polak 27-02-2018 09:07 AM

Been mentioned before but TV weather forecasters. Last night on BBC London News at 6:30pm the bloke said that it might be worth getting up a bit earlier in the morning to check how the conditions might affect public transport and your journey to work. **** off you patronising twat. Maybe you might want to get the weather forecast correct instead.

Maz 27-02-2018 09:09 AM

Weather forecasters in general irritate me. Why do they always have to be so bloody cheery?

art malice 27-02-2018 09:53 AM

Cheap zips on non-cheap coats. Wankers

Blind_Eagle 27-02-2018 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14134671)
Don't feel sorry for him, he has a home made gazebo and a nice log fire to keep him warm.

Tis true al, although some bugger nicked the logs the other day so no fires at all this week. :hmph:

Am Phibian 27-02-2018 10:02 AM

People who say 'how are you?' as a form of greeting when, in reality, they couldn't give a sh1t. There's the genuine and friendly and attentive 'how ARE you?' which is fine but the monotone version is so fake and superficial it just gets on my tits and will never use it ever.

Biggineagle 27-02-2018 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14134805)
Cheap zips on non-cheap coats. Wankers

Fat people in coats too small for them.

ExiledStirling 27-02-2018 10:20 AM

"love you to the moon and back"

Not just the expression but also the people who use it.

Am Phibian 27-02-2018 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14134830)
"love you to the moon and back"

Not just the expression but also the people who use it.

Guilty m'lud. But in mitigation only to my young daughter when we are having a competition which always ends with 'universe+plus infinity+plus one on top of whatever you say next'

It's like The Waltons here sometimes.

EmmerGreenEagle 27-02-2018 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14134830)
"love you to the moon and back"

Not just the expression but also the people who use it.

Spot on. And when people describe somebody as their rock.

nickgusset 27-02-2018 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14134830)
"love you to the moon and back"

Not just the expression but also the people who use it.

I'll let my ten year old daughter know. She says that to me a lot.

In my defence, I always used 'Love you to the chip shop and back' with my kids when the were youngerer.

Harry Holmesdale 27-02-2018 10:35 AM

'You're a star'

Said by some office numpty when all you have done is complete a piece of work that is part of your job on time!

ExiledStirling 27-02-2018 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Am Phibian (Post 14134837)
Guilty m'lud. But in mitigation only to my young daughter when we are having a competition which always ends with 'universe+plus infinity+plus one on top of whatever you say next'

It's like The Waltons here sometimes.

You are forgiven as you have gone beyond the moon and in the process taking the piss out of the whole gooey mush of expressing love. " I love you" works perfectly well, and if you need to make such a grand expression of " I love you to the moon and back" I would guess it is a feeble attempt to cover up that your actions dont endorse the 'I love you' .

ExiledStirling 27-02-2018 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickgusset (Post 14134839)
I'll let my ten year old daughter know. She says that to me a lot.

In my defence, I always used 'Love you to the chip shop and back' with my kids when the were youngerer.

10 year olds are forgiven.. it is adults using it to express love for another adult that is just so vomit inducing.

Danny_Cheviot 27-02-2018 10:42 AM

De-icer spray. Nozzle clogs after first use and you spend the rest of winter trying to unblock it.

ExiledStirling 27-02-2018 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmmerGreenEagle (Post 14134838)
Spot on. And when people describe somebody as their rock.

Should be hit over the head with it :)

Dave McGregor 27-02-2018 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14134861)
Should be hit over the head with it :)

What about "sole mate" or "I love X to the moon and back" - pass the sick bucket!

Dave McGregor 27-02-2018 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave McGregor (Post 14135040)
What about "sole mate" or "I love X to the moon and back" - pass the sick bucket!

I meant soul!

elgin eagle 27-02-2018 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave McGregor (Post 14135041)
I meant soul!

Yeah, fish mate might not go down as well (npi) :)

Chris K 27-02-2018 01:03 PM

The coffee shop at Redhill station trying to be all cool and funky with its sign at that counter "this is your Britain's got talent moment", the stupid font on everything and the cup trickery server. Just shut the **** up and give me my coffee you ****

I blame Jamie Oliver and his "oo aren't I retro and cool driving round in a Ford Capri" tv program, the fat tongued bellend

richdeniro 27-02-2018 01:48 PM

When you're on your lunch break in the office and having lunch at your desk or in the kitchen and someone comes up to you to talk about work.

Blind_Eagle 27-02-2018 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14134291)
:supergrin:

Crazy fecker

https://preview.ibb.co/hA5TOH/03_D78...5_E6_FCA23.jpg

If it carries on snowing like this tonight, chances are I’m going to be snowed in at the local beer garden.

Nightmare.

fioreuk 27-02-2018 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 14135109)
When you're on your lunch break in the office and having lunch at your desk or in the kitchen and someone comes up to you to talk about work.

Then they ask if you are at lunch. I normally deal with this by saying...No, I've been eating sandwiches and reading the paper since I arrived this morning.

Mr Mojo Risin 27-02-2018 08:05 PM

People who lean on the doors on tubes despite numerous warnings telling them not to.

Stellavista 27-02-2018 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 14135053)
The coffee shop at Redhill......

Should have cut you losses with 'Redhill' in that post.
We would have all understood.

Stellavista 27-02-2018 08:21 PM

Peers moaning about the standard of food in their tax payer subsidised restaurant.
Pay full price, or f*ck off somewhere else you ungrateful c*nts.
£2.50 a pint in the bars as well.

PeterH 27-02-2018 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14134805)
Cheap zips on non-cheap coats. Wankers

That makes it an overpriced coat.

Stellavista 27-02-2018 08:29 PM

Andrew Marr. Self-important fecker.

Blind_Eagle 27-02-2018 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14135757)
Pay full price, or f*ck off somewhere else you ungrateful c*nts.
£2.50 a pint in the bars as well.

False news

https://preview.ibb.co/g8nQLx/82_E46...A574419_A8.jpg

About the same as my local working men’s club.

Maidstoned Eagle 27-02-2018 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14135792)
False news

https://preview.ibb.co/g8nQLx/82_E46...A574419_A8.jpg

About the same as my local working menís club.

Thanks Lord Nigel.

Panther 27-02-2018 08:46 PM

Crap choice of bees anyway.

Panther 27-02-2018 08:46 PM

Or even beers.

Blind_Eagle 27-02-2018 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14135797)
Thanks Lord Nigel.

Thatís the HOCís tarrif you utter halfwit.

Blind_Eagle 27-02-2018 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panther (Post 14135803)
Crap choice of beers anyway.

Again, just like my local working menís club.

Wolfnipplechips 27-02-2018 09:06 PM

No ales.

Wankers.

Polak 27-02-2018 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 14135109)
When you're on your lunch break in the office and having lunch at your desk or in the kitchen and someone comes up to you to talk about work.

And they say "are you on your lunchbreak?"
"Well I've got my sandwiches on my desk, I've got the paper out and I've got the BBS on my laptop. Of course I'm ******* having my ******* lunch you ******* ****. Now **** off."

Blind_Eagle 27-02-2018 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14135832)
No ales.

Wankers.

Donít ĎGuest Alesí count?

Panther 27-02-2018 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14135906)
Donít ĎGuest Alesí count?

Depends what they are.

Worksop Palace 27-02-2018 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14135832)
No ales.

Wankers.

Worthington Creamflow. What more does Ďtha want ?

Purepalace 27-02-2018 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14135933)
Worthington Creamflow. What more does Ďtha want ?

Sounds like a bad northern porn star.

Worksop Palace 27-02-2018 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purepalace (Post 14135940)
Sounds like a bad northern porn star.

:supergrin:

Blind_Eagle 27-02-2018 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panther (Post 14135925)
Depends what they are.

Well there’s Cellarman’s Reserve for one. ;)

Maidstoned Eagle 28-02-2018 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14135816)
That’s the HOC’s tarrif you utter halfwit.

Sorry m'lud.....won't happen again m' lud. But the poster was complaining about peers complaining m'lud, so not sure why HOC was mentioned......m'lud........is this your wallet mlud, found it in the bushes mlud?

KYLIE MINEAGLE 28-02-2018 09:21 AM

Australian TV it is absolute shite. My Kitchen Rules. God ******* spare me.

PS2 28-02-2018 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 14136279)
Australian TV it is absolute shite. My Kitchen Rules. God ******* spare me.

God can't, it doesn't. Exist mate.

keltic eagle 28-02-2018 09:50 AM

Snow :grrr:

bubbs11 28-02-2018 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PS2 (Post 14136294)
God can't, it doesn't. Exist mate.

He does, and for some reason he hates Palace this season :(

That’s annoying. Why can’t he pile the injuries on clubs who are run on dirty money. That would make sense if I was God. Got a bit of a suspicion God’s a capitalist wan**er.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 28-02-2018 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PS2 (Post 14136294)
God can't, it doesn't. Exist mate.

All right Steven Hawking ******* spare us. It's still shite.

ExiledStirling 28-02-2018 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keltic eagle (Post 14136312)
Snow :grrr:

This extreme weather at the end of Feb is Madness :( (one for BUBBS to understand )

Socrates 28-02-2018 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panther (Post 14135803)
Crap choice of bees anyway.

There's only so much you can do with stripes.

Blind_Eagle 28-02-2018 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14136212)
Sorry m'lud.....won't happen again m' lud. But the poster was complaining about peers complaining m'lud, so not sure why HOC was mentioned......m'lud........is this your wallet mlud, found it in the bushes mlud?

Wallet?

Not guilty. :)

the digger 28-02-2018 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14136413)
Wallet?

Not guilty. :)

Manbag?


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