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the digger 28-02-2018 11:39 AM

People who are bunking off work/school because of the snow invading the space of those of us who choose to have their days off during the week.

I'm sure they'll be up in arms if they can't get their smashed avocado on toast at the weekend because of a light breeze.

Blind_Eagle 28-02-2018 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14136422)
Manbag?

Money-clip

the digger 28-02-2018 11:42 AM

The nanny holding the door open in the cafť while Jago decides if he wants to go home with her or mummy.

the digger 28-02-2018 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14136434)
People who are bunking off work/school because of the snow invading the space of those of us who choose to have their days off during the week.

I'm sure they'll be up in arms if they can't get their smashed avocado on toast at the weekend because of a light breeze.

Said wankers eating all the pastries.

CPFC Gangster 28-02-2018 11:50 AM

Teachers - self entitled wankers to a man. Think they work harder than anyone else because they start at 8:30 and leave at 3, get eight million holidays a year and essentially baby sit all day. Plus get the day off when the kids do for inset/snow/feel like it.

Wankers.

ExiledStirling 28-02-2018 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPFC Gangster (Post 14136455)
Teachers - self entitled wankers to a man. Think they work harder than anyone else because they start at 8:30 and leave at 3, get eight million holidays a year and essentially baby sit all day. Plus get the day off when the kids do for inset/snow/feel like it.

Wankers.

Harsh.

But there are undoubtedly too many who are too full of their own self importance that if I was presenting Room 101, on balance I would agree they deserve to be confined to it.

Son of Ron 28-02-2018 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polak (Post 14135840)
And they say "are you on your lunchbreak?"
"Well I've got my sandwiches on my desk, I've got the paper out and I've got the BBS on my laptop. Of course I'm ******* having my ******* lunch you ******* ****. Now **** off."

a bit like when you're clearly focussed on a complex piece of work or impending deadline and someone comes up

"can I interrupt you for a sec?"

"well you already have, and it won't be a sec it'll be 10 minutes at least and then you'll want something done by the end of the day because you've come and asked me F2F which you think gives you some kind of brownie points"

little al 28-02-2018 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14136413)
Wallet?

Not guilty. :)

Phone wasn't it?

the digger 28-02-2018 01:17 PM

Hyperbole - by far the most annoying thing in the universe, ever.

the digger 28-02-2018 01:19 PM

People with suitcases on wheels who don't make allowances for having them in tow.

the digger 28-02-2018 01:20 PM

People who don't (or begrudgingly) accept apologies from strangers.

the digger 28-02-2018 01:20 PM

Today.

BERT'S HEAD 28-02-2018 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14136591)
People who don't (or begrudgingly) accept apologies from strangers.

Was it you who did just did a flying drop kick on me ?

elgin eagle 28-02-2018 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son of Ron (Post 14136492)
a bit like when you're clearly focussed on a complex piece of work or impending deadline and someone comes up

"can I interrupt you for a sec?"

"well you already have, and it won't be a sec it'll be 10 minutes at least and then you'll want something done by the end of the day because you've come and asked me F2F which you think gives you some kind of brownie points"

She only wanted a lift to Sainsburys ;)

saxoneagle 28-02-2018 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14136593)
Today.

U ok hun?

:supergrin:

Hitchin Eagle 28-02-2018 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14136585)
Hyperbole - by far the most annoying thing in the universe, ever.

Yes, even worse than the superbole.

saxoneagle 28-02-2018 01:49 PM

Wanker builders setting off the fire alarm :D

Blind_Eagle 28-02-2018 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14136571)
Phone wasn't it?

Yup, the money wasnít lost, it was just all spent. :supergrin:

Maidstoned Eagle 28-02-2018 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14136313)
He does, and for some reason he hates Palace this season :(

Thatís annoying. Why canít he pile the injuries on clubs who are run on dirty money. That would make sense if I was God. Got a bit of a suspicion Godís a capitalist wan**er.

He doesn't exist, because if he did he would be a massive ****

ExiledStirling 28-02-2018 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14136679)
He doesn't exist, because if he did he would be a massive ****

Which sort of proves he does exist

davech 28-02-2018 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PS2 (Post 14136294)
God can't, it doesn't. Exist mate.

Oh yes she does!!

bubbs11 28-02-2018 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14136330)
This extreme weather at the end of Feb is Madness :( (one for BUBBS to understand )

:sob:

dogstar721 28-02-2018 03:03 PM

People who misuse or misquote common phrases. Like when a problem in an organisation say its 'a few bad apples', as an reason for problems, without realising that the statement is a 'few bad apples ruin the whole barrel' - its a metaphor you mad bastards for how corruption spreads, and contaminates otherwise good individuals.

People who use the term 'Einstein-Rosen Bridge (to describe a wormhole phenomena - usually to look clever in Science Fiction); F**k off, its an 'Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen' Bridge - You can't just take Podolsky out of the reasoning, his contribution is central to the EPR Paradox on which the concept is based (effectively as an argument against the Copenhagen Interpretation).

dogstar721 28-02-2018 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keltic eagle (Post 14136312)
Snow :grrr:

Pretty useful in Software licensing management, if you include Snow in all your client builds.

the digger 28-02-2018 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14136597)
U ok hun?

:supergrin:

Not really, but better for venting.

Blind_Eagle 28-02-2018 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dogstar721 (Post 14136732)
People who use the term 'Einstein-Rosen Bridge (to describe a wormhole phenomena - usually to look clever in Science Fiction); F**k off, its an 'Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen' Bridge - You can't just take Podolsky out of the reasoning, his contribution is central to the EPR Paradox on which the concept is based (effectively as an argument against the Copenhagen Interpretation).

Ah, the good old Einstein-Rosen Bridge and the Einstein Podolsky Rosen paradox. :)

Maidstoned Eagle 28-02-2018 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14136718)
Which sort of proves he does exist

You missed the "if" in my comment then?

laboxers 28-02-2018 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sloworm (Post 12062017)
Conversations with Arsenal fans

And fans of The Wankers

ExiledStirling 28-02-2018 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14136747)
You missed the "if" in my comment then?

You are a massive **** for questioning me about this.

Is it stressful being God and is that why sometimes you do ******* things?

glenn.f 28-02-2018 04:20 PM

Seeing the regular Parish quote of "when the sun blah blah" being re-quoted by dozens of supporters for every argument against him. We get it fellas but it's hardly original now.

Also excess lettuce in McDonalds burgers, especially in your takeway bun. It falls out everywhere, turns an already lukewarm and limp burger cold and half the time its that shitty yellow bit that no bugger wants. Its garnish not a stuffing ffs.

PeterH 28-02-2018 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 14136831)
Seeing the regular Parish quote of "when the sun blah blah" being re-quoted by dozens of supporters for every argument against him. We get it fellas but it's hardly original now.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/07...=ATVPDKIKX0DER

PeterH 28-02-2018 05:10 PM

On an Amazon note. Having cetain DVDs only available to Prime members. I understand getting a discount, but at least allow me to buy at a higher price. I thought the idea was to sell things on that site.

Oldtown Eagle 28-02-2018 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14136908)
On an Amazon note. Having cetain DVDs only available to Prime members. I understand getting a discount, but at least allow me to buy at a higher price. I thought the idea was to sell things on that site.

Seriously thinking of dumping Amazon after reading how they treat heir stalk at UK warehouse.

Oldtown Eagle 28-02-2018 05:37 PM

Or staff even

ChiswickEagle 28-02-2018 05:41 PM

Parents in Chiswick pulling their kids to school on sleds this morning. Not plastic sleds but clearly expensive wooden ones. Sometimes I despair.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-02-2018 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14136777)
You are a massive **** for questioning me about this.

Is it stressful being God and is that why sometimes you do ******* things?

Ermmm......wrong time.of the month?

Maidstoned Eagle 28-02-2018 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14136953)
Seriously thinking of dumping Amazon after reading how they treat heir stalk at UK warehouse.

There was a secret camera expose of them on tv a few years back.

Fatboy 28-02-2018 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14136591)
People who don't (or begrudgingly) accept apologies from strangers.

https://img.memecdn.com/Where-did-He...u_o_115734.jpg

Fatboy 28-02-2018 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 14136964)
Parents in Chiswick pulling their kids to school on sleds this morning. Not plastic sleds but clearly expensive wooden ones. Sometimes I despair.

Pulling them with their Chelsea tractors ?????

Harry Bassett 28-02-2018 06:35 PM

I never believed in God until I came across him her or it as a BBS user!

Blind_Eagle 28-02-2018 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14136953)
Seriously thinking of dumping Amazon after reading how they treat heir stalk at UK warehouse.

Shouldnít this be on elginís FUE Hair Transplants in Turkey thread?

Blind_Eagle 28-02-2018 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Bassett (Post 14137049)
I never believed in God until I came across him her or it as a BBS user!

Last visited the BBS on 13-04-2012 at 10:05 AM

Not so omnipresent these days then.

Maz 28-02-2018 07:12 PM

I could have sworn He had posted in the last few months.

Selhurst Celtic 28-02-2018 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14137071)
Last visited the BBS on 13-04-2012 at 10:05 AM

Not so omnipresent these days then.

He posts under a different username these days.

PeterH 28-02-2018 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socrates (Post 14136358)
There's only so much you can do with stripes.

LOL. As in go back to them, once you have realised you made a mistake.

PeterH 28-02-2018 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14136953)
Seriously thinking of dumping Amazon after reading how they treat heir stalk at UK warehouse.

It is about the only easy access place I can get my fillums, books, and interesting things for the grandkids from.

PeterH 28-02-2018 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14137009)
There was a secret camera expose of them on tv a few years back.

I wonder if Amazon stock a DVD of that.

PeterH 28-02-2018 08:54 PM

Barcelona and Real Madrid being featured so highly on the BBS webpage.

Sometimes they even start talking about their games when a Premier game is in progress.

I also don't care for the Scottish Premier getting precedence over the Championship in their listings.

Hedgehog 28-02-2018 09:49 PM

Did you mean BBC?

PeterH 01-03-2018 04:57 AM

I did.

Wayne Andrews is God 01-03-2018 08:36 PM

What would have previously been under the banner of the word ‘Transfer’ in some guise, has now become the wank term ‘recruitment’ by football fans and media. It’s a boring term.

JDawg 01-03-2018 10:17 PM

People who donít heed public weather warnings who moan about being stuck on a motorway with nobody giving them information. Take responsibility for your actions FFS.

EmmerGreenEagle 01-03-2018 10:24 PM

Capita

postman plod 01-03-2018 10:42 PM

Probably been nominated before, but here goes.
PIERS MORGAN. What an arrogant prick.
Has he ever allowed anyone to voice an opinion that he doesn't agree with?
Can't wait until he retires to his cosy Emirates season ticket seat, and stops polluting the airways.

Oldtown Eagle 01-03-2018 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by postman plod (Post 14138890)
Probably been nominated before, but here goes.
PIERS MORGAN. What an arrogant prick.
Has he ever allowed anyone to voice an opinion that he doesn't agree with?
Can't wait until he retires to his cosy Emirates season ticket seat, and stops polluting the airways.

Yep good old Piers, the knob. Single handedly turned The Mirror from a newspaper to a comic.

cappuccinoeagle 01-03-2018 11:08 PM

The change in the tram routes, if you are getting on say Addiscombe they don't run direct to West Croydon

Oddjob 02-03-2018 05:53 PM

Stingily topped pizzas

Olympian2 02-03-2018 05:58 PM

As posted on the Jordon Mutch thread - people who say 'Your Chelseas, your Arsenals, your Manchester Uniteds' when there is clearly only one of each.

the digger 02-03-2018 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14137097)
I could have sworn He had posted in the last few months.

Are you confusing God with Dave? It happens.

the digger 02-03-2018 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDawg (Post 14138845)
People who donít heed public weather warnings who moan about being stuck on a motorway with nobody giving them information. Take responsibility for your actions FFS.

+1

Add to this anyone who practices a high risk activity before placing a drain on public services

Maidstoned Eagle 02-03-2018 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 14140217)
Stingily topped pizzas

Who puts stingily on their pizza?

the digger 02-03-2018 06:33 PM

Members of the "Brighton Kop" talking loudly (in southern accents) about how they've got tickets for the "home" game against Bournemouth, and corporate hospitality tickets for the one-day game between Sussex and Australia.

No one is interested. But one person (at least) is bored/annoyed.

Maidstoned Eagle 02-03-2018 06:33 PM

Stop living in Brighton

cappuccinoeagle 02-03-2018 07:20 PM

Feeble individuals with umbrellas up with a tiny bit of snow falling.
Signs and announcements saying take care in the snowy/icy conditions - can't we work that out for ourselves?!
'Characters' in coffee shops who make cringey conversation with the staff like they're their friends.

elgin eagle 02-03-2018 07:54 PM

People who refuse to accept others as Albanian. Albanophobic bastards.

Raggy 02-03-2018 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14140395)
Feeble individuals with umbrellas up with a tiny bit of snow falling.

Good shout.

They should all be sent to Siberia for hard labour, the feckers :grrr:

the digger 02-03-2018 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14140326)
Stop living in Brighton

I'm trying

foetus eagle 02-03-2018 08:22 PM

Michael Gove's ******* face.

cappuccinoeagle 02-03-2018 08:34 PM

The dustmen not turning up today

PIE "N" MASH 02-03-2018 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14140524)
The dustmen not turning up today

https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you

pallet 02-03-2018 09:14 PM

Idoits that know its snowing, goung to snow more go out in there cars get stuck and then moan about it.

cappuccinoeagle 02-03-2018 09:17 PM

Helen Flanagan - a truly bad actress

little al 02-03-2018 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14140524)
The dustmen not turning up today

Mine did.

Maz 02-03-2018 11:13 PM

And mine.

cappuccinoeagle 02-03-2018 11:24 PM

.

Worksop Palace 03-03-2018 07:04 AM

Waking up at 5am on a Saturday

Fvck sake

SOUTHGATE EAGLE 03-03-2018 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14140849)
Waking up at 5am on a Saturday

Fvck sake

Asthma attacks so bad you can't sleep and lie wheezing all night and wondering whether to wait it out or endure the seven-hour wait at North Middlesex casualty. For the second time this week and about the tenth time this year. Now I either lose my afternoon sleeping or be exhausted all Saturday.

little al 03-03-2018 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SOUTHGATE EAGLE (Post 14140872)
Asthma attacks so bad you can't sleep and lie wheezing all night and wondering whether to wait it out or endure the seven-hour wait at North Middlesex casualty. For the second time this week and about the tenth time this year. Now I either lose my afternoon sleeping or be exhausted all Saturday.

If your attack is that bad, they advise calling an ambulance, it can deterioate very quickly. I have been told off a few times for not calling one earlier than I have done.

foresthillbilly 03-03-2018 03:23 PM

people with umbrellas

People who use their push-chair as a battering ram.

A lot of 4x4 drivers, who think they are driving a tank and the rules of the road do not apply to them. My dash-cam says otherwise

Bless
Gone Viral
melt
People who have no spacial-awareness.
Rude people
People,....all of them. Absolute ****** morons, except for the nice ones. (think that's about it :D )

mrB 03-03-2018 03:31 PM

People with dash-cams ��

macstar 03-03-2018 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrB (Post 14141378)
People with dash-cams ��

i bought one about 6 months ago after i watched a tv programme about insurance scams. I havent been bothered to install it or buy a memory card for it yet...
:moo:

macstar 03-03-2018 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 14141356)
people with umbrellas

People who use their push-chair as a battering ram.

A lot of 4x4 drivers, who think they are driving a tank and the rules of the road do not apply to them. My dash-cam says otherwise

Bless
Gone Viral
melt
People who have no spacial-awareness.
Rude people
People,....all of them. Absolute ****** morons, except for the nice ones. (think that's about it :D )

Everyone is a c***, except a few nice c***s

Joe85 03-03-2018 04:03 PM

I ponce a lift off if a colleague to work atm. He talks to his wife hands free/bluetooth whilst Iím in the car which means iím listening to their entire conversation.

If that wasnít irritating enough, his wife has an annoying habit of saying ďcool beansĒ after every sentence.

**** off.

mrB 03-03-2018 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macstar (Post 14141418)
i bought one about 6 months ago after i watched a tv programme about insurance scams. I havent been bothered to install it or buy a memory card for it yet...
:moo:

Haha - also people with cctv at their property in nice areas - usually using it to complain about peoples dogs shitting near their home.

mrB 03-03-2018 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14141424)
I ponce a lift off if a colleague to work atm. He talks to his wife hands free/bluetooth whilst Iím in the car which means iím listening to their entire conversation.

If that wasnít irritating enough, his wife has an annoying habit of saying ďcool beansĒ after every sentence.

**** off.

Jesus thats properly annoying

art malice 03-03-2018 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14141424)
I ponce a lift off if a colleague to work atm. He talks to his wife hands free/bluetooth whilst Iím in the car which means iím listening to their entire conversation.

If that wasnít irritating enough, his wife has an annoying habit of saying ďcool beansĒ after every sentence.

**** off.

Iíd grab the steering wheel and crash the fvcker.

Johnnieboy 03-03-2018 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macstar (Post 14141418)
i bought one about 6 months ago after i watched a tv programme about insurance scams. I havent been bothered to install it or buy a memory card for it yet...
:moo:

The "insurance scam" scam is just the bait to hook you for the "buy a dashcam" scam

Joe85 03-03-2018 04:17 PM

Sheís South African too. Whilst I harbour no ill will toward South Africans, the accent amplifies the blood curdling nature of the irritation 100 fold.

Tony Montana 03-03-2018 04:21 PM

Having to cancel a weekend break in Ireland due to weather and then being consoled by the fact that my car decided not to start this morning. Grrr

Worksop Palace 03-03-2018 04:33 PM

Coming back from a lovely walk in the snow, running a bath and then finding out there’s no hot water because your daughter had a shower for half an hour.

Vince Hilaire's Afro 03-03-2018 04:42 PM

Never having enough hot water as a kid because your parents were tightwads

Blind_Eagle 03-03-2018 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14141487)
Coming back from a lovely walk in the snow, running a bath and then finding out thereís no hot water because your daughter had a shower for half an hour.

Thatís one hell of a waste of 75 gallons of water. :(

art malice 03-03-2018 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 14141512)
Never having enough hot water as a kid because your parents were tightwads

Was never allowed to have the bathwater over my knees as a kid. First thing I did when I moved out was luxuriate in a bath up to the rim, before pulling the plug and getting out 30 seconds later as my bollocks were too warm

Worksop Palace 03-03-2018 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 14141512)
Never having enough hot water as a kid because your parents were tightwads

:eek: :D

Heating and HW have been on pretty constantly for 4 feckin days !

macstar 03-03-2018 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrB (Post 14141440)
Haha - also people with cctv at their property in nice areas - usually using it to complain about peoples dogs shitting near their home.

:D

Worksop Palace 03-03-2018 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14141518)
Thatís one hell of a waste of 75 gallons of water. :(

Tell me about it

Ps did you write that in your Yorkshire accent ?

Worksop Palace 03-03-2018 04:54 PM

One of my old favs - the BBC. Absolutely useless

Live text feed showing Swansea 1-0 WH. I mean, how difficult can it be. The other night they got the actually teams wrong - Leicester 1-0 Hull. They were playing Sheff U.

Muppetry of the highest order

Selhurst Celtic 03-03-2018 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14141424)
I ponce a lift off if a colleague to work atm. He talks to his wife hands free/bluetooth whilst Iím in the car which means iím listening to their entire conversation.

If that wasnít irritating enough, his wife has an annoying habit of saying ďcool beansĒ after every sentence.

**** off.

:D

Selhurst Celtic 03-03-2018 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14141453)
Iíd grab the steering wheel and crash the fvcker.

:D

Blind_Eagle 03-03-2018 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14141544)
Tell me about it

Ps did you write that in your Yorkshire accent ?

Feck off. :)


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