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Andy in Rome 20-03-2018 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14173335)
Rick Wakeman (c)

I didn't know that Mr W has the same thought processes as me. Don't know whether to be pleased or dismayed...

Isle of Wight 20-03-2018 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14172735)
The BBC again

Feck me. The emojis and child like graphics on the highlights of the cup goals.

Who sanctions this shit ?

Grow the feck up !

I think I've posted that in this thread at least twice now. I've moaned at the BBC as well but just got bland statements back. Football, Winter Olympics, Rugby. Its in all of them. :veryangry:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry :veryangry

Isle of Wight 20-03-2018 12:51 PM

However my BIG annoyance of the day is why cant a mobile phone simply work on a journey from the south to London without dropping ALL THE ******* TIME!!! I can go to Norway and take calls whilst travelling through a bloody great mountain but not on the busiest line in the south east. More :veryangry:veryangry

Levski 20-03-2018 01:17 PM

Hand-driers in public toilets that are really bloody loud. And people who use them for ages, deafening everyone for a needlessly long time. Annoying.

Silks&Tekkers 20-03-2018 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14173412)
John, did you find it difficult telling your family that you were gay?

Homosexuality isn't a joke - Did you not read the Brighton chanting thread? :supergrin:

Leopald Stotch 20-03-2018 04:17 PM

People that bang on about the 'right' way to make a cup of tea. Yes, everybody has heard that you shouldn't use boiling water because it affects the leaves, but you drink PG tips with 4 sugars and more milk than water, so f**k off you annoying c**t!

little al 20-03-2018 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14173528)
However my BIG annoyance of the day is why cant a mobile phone simply work on a journey from the south to London without dropping ALL THE ******* TIME!!! I can go to Norway and take calls whilst travelling through a bloody great mountain but not on the busiest line in the south east. More :veryangry:veryangry

People on the train talking on their phone.

LN1 20-03-2018 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14173528)
However my BIG annoyance of the day is why cant a mobile phone simply work on a journey from the south to London without dropping ALL THE ******* TIME!!! I can go to Norway and take calls whilst travelling through a bloody great mountain but not on the busiest line in the south east. More :veryangry:veryangry

Not sure if its the case on your trains but quite a few UK trains have a thin metallic coating between the window panes designed to cut out inbound UV type radiation. Unfortunately it also cuts down mobile phone signals one hell of a lot! It looks like the rail companies are going the way of wifi rather than trying to boost the phone signal?

Selhurst Celtic 20-03-2018 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14174053)
People on the train talking on their phone.

Amen. They and their phones should be posted through the tiny opening windows.

Dorking .Eagle 20-03-2018 10:22 PM

Celebrity Ghost Hunt LIVE

What a crock of shite

Worksop Palace 20-03-2018 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dorking .Eagle (Post 14174258)
Celebrity Ghost Hunt LIVE

What a crock of shite

Yeah, and with a title like that, I bet you thought it would be grade A viewing

:supergrin:

Dorking .Eagle 20-03-2018 10:37 PM

Even the medium sounds like she'd be happy to be in the next series of TOWIE

Isle of Wight 21-03-2018 10:18 AM

The dumbing down of the BBC YET AGAIN.
Headlines from Todays new look BBC :
"Mary Berry reveals her love for this ingredient"
"British superstar taking bodybuilding world by storm"
"I lost my job because of a simple social media post"
"Stunning images of the world around us"
UK Pensioner investigated for NAZI war crimes"

Are they trying to compete with the clickbait adverts!!!!!

saxoneagle 21-03-2018 11:06 AM

Bosses.

SA Eagle 21-03-2018 12:01 PM

People who ask you a question and then interrupt you when you’re barely half-way through the answer.

CP-RJW 21-03-2018 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 14174617)
People who ask you a question and then interrupt you when you’re barely half-way through the answer.

People who ask questions who don’t give a shite about your opinion and just do it as an excuse to tell them yours.

Isle of Wight 21-03-2018 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 14174053)
People on the train talking on their phone.

Quiet carriages create a nice wall of mobile free zones and there is a certain etiquette that means you should say what's needed and get off asap in the other carriages. I certainly don't want a Dom Jolly conversation taking place with everyone listening. If they banned an blocked them that that would work as well as the call wouldn't even get through, but the frustration when your bank calls on a potential fraud, that drops every 30 seconds, that then has to start again with the security questions and it drops again is infuriating.

Yoda 21-03-2018 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 14174617)
People who ask you a question and then interrupt you when you’re barely half-way through the answer.

People who ask you a question, you give an answer and then they ask pretty much the same question again.

They try to rinse and repeat until they get the answer they want....and it’s not just teenagers who do this.

Jukesy 21-03-2018 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14173528)
However my BIG annoyance of the day is why cant a mobile phone simply work on a journey from the south to London without dropping ALL THE ******* TIME!!! I can go to Norway and take calls whilst travelling through a bloody great mountain but not on the busiest line in the south east. More :veryangry:veryangry

On an casino boat, in the Atlantic, three miles off the coast of South Carolina or down a salt mine in Poland - my phone works fine. In my back garden in West Wickham - no chance!:supergrin:

Fatboy 21-03-2018 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14173248)
Do you mean shitholes like Starbollocks and Cunsta Coffee? Or proper old school coffee shops that do you about 4 different types of strength?

The former.

Wish they would all go out of business.

Fatboy 21-03-2018 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorking .Eagle (Post 14174258)
Celebrity Ghost Hunt LIVE

What a crock of shite

If only killed some off in the programme to make the ghosts.

Worth the licence fee alone to see the cast of Towie executed.

Tony Montana 21-03-2018 02:20 PM

Inadequate project managers. Who serve no purpose whatsoever other than to set unrealistic deadlines, continually.

Thanet Eagle 21-03-2018 03:58 PM

Micro management.

Stellavista 21-03-2018 03:59 PM

'And here is Laura Kuenssberg's verdict....'

Who gives a shit? Brains of a rocking horse.

Isle of Wight 21-03-2018 07:28 PM

the fact that I only know one band on the latest announcement for acts on the IOW festival and even that's a tribute act :(
The Wombats, Rak-Su, Sigrid, Hot Dub Time Machine, Hurts, The Pretty Things, LANY, Bang Bang Romeo, Hudson Taylor, Kara Marni, SG Lewis, Gerry Cinnamon, Wild Front, Paradisia, Slydigs, Mullally & T.Rextasy

Stellavista 21-03-2018 07:36 PM

BBC London trail: 'I love How Londoners are honest'. Really? A higher percentage of shithead tricksters than anywhere else in the country.

PIE "N" MASH 21-03-2018 08:06 PM

O2 needing 7 days to unlock a Samsung mobile at a cost of £15,when EE can do it in minutes for £9:wallbash::wallbash:

the digger 21-03-2018 08:06 PM

A "mate" you haven't spoken to in 3 years calling to console you because he read on Facebook that your (soon to be ex-) wife just got engaged.

richdeniro 21-03-2018 08:14 PM

The guy who rides a quad bike around Penge/Anerley at 2-3am in the morning on a weeknight with an exhaust that sounds louder than a jumbo jet.

the digger 21-03-2018 08:34 PM

Being told not to call myself a sucker by someone who has taken me for an absolute ride.

PIE "N" MASH 21-03-2018 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14175162)
O2 needing 7 days to unlock a Samsung mobile at a cost of £15,when EE can do it in minutes for £9:wallbash::wallbash:

And Music magpie for selling me said unlocked phone that wasn't actually unlocked:wallbash::wallbash:

Polish Pete 21-03-2018 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Montana (Post 14174757)
Inadequate project managers. Who serve no purpose whatsoever other than to set unrealistic deadlines, continually.

Amen to this! Dealing with some shockers these days.
Letterboxes

Maidstoned Eagle 22-03-2018 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14175163)
A "mate" you haven't spoken to in 3 years calling to console you because he read on Facebook that your (soon to be ex-) wife just got engaged.

Sorry

Maidstoned Eagle 22-03-2018 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14175193)
Being told not to call myself a sucker by someone who has taken me for an absolute ride.

Sorry again.

saxoneagle 22-03-2018 04:08 PM

Headaches that last for 4 days.

pallet 22-03-2018 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14175193)
Being told not to call myself a sucker by someone who has taken me for an absolute ride.

Was this the ex wife?

weltklasse 22-03-2018 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14174873)
'And here is Laura Kuenssberg's verdict....'

Who gives a shit? Brains of a rocking horse.

:D

Worksop Palace 22-03-2018 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14176041)
Headaches that last for 4 days.

Get that checked out mate

Joe85 22-03-2018 11:27 PM

Logarithms.

What's the ******* point?

in-exile 22-03-2018 11:32 PM

That one fly that keeps on landing and buzzing around you on holiday Sun beds!

the digger 22-03-2018 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 14176061)
Was this the ex wife?

Possibly

Fatboy 22-03-2018 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14176041)
Headaches that last for 4 days.

Aren't those Migraines ?

big bad John 23-03-2018 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14173412)
John, did you find it difficult telling your family that you were gay?

Actually Jim it wasn't too bad. I described it in a different word, to which my dear old mum said that I didn't look like a cigarette.;)

GorBlimey 23-03-2018 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14176462)
Logarithms.

What's the ******* point?

Algorithms for dyslexics?

Socrates 23-03-2018 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14176462)
Logarithms.

What's the ******* point?


You are of the generation that grew up with pocket calculators. Log tables were invaluable for doing maths in the days before electronic aids in the classroom.

Polish Pete 23-03-2018 11:50 AM

Masterchef not appreciating slow cooking.

Vince Hilaire's Afro 23-03-2018 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14176041)
Headaches that last for 4 days.

Waking up with a hangover, without having drunk any alcohol

Worksop Palace 23-03-2018 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polish Pete (Post 14176750)
Masterchef not appreciating slow cooking.

A 5 hour slow braised shoulder of lamb would make for a rather long show.

elgin eagle 23-03-2018 05:15 PM

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My garage. Cant even open the door fully or get in it. When eBay goes wrong.

Worksop Palace 23-03-2018 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14177174)
My garage. Cant even open the door fully or get in it. When eBay goes wrong.

That dildo is HUGE !

ceeby 23-03-2018 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14177174)
My garage. Cant even open the door fully or get in it. When eBay goes wrong.

Assault course darts.

elgin eagle 23-03-2018 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ceeby (Post 14177179)
Assault course darts.

:D

Darts is but a dream. Need a shed.

elgin eagle 23-03-2018 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14177176)
That dildo is HUGE !

Commercial exercise bike innit :)

little al 23-03-2018 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14177174)
My garage. Cant even open the door fully or get in it. When eBay goes wrong.

Did you get that door from Marmyte Keith on the cheap?

Selhurst Celtic 23-03-2018 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14177176)
That dildo is HUGE !

I assumed it was the periscope from the Red October.

elgin eagle 23-03-2018 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14177196)
Did you get that door from Marmyte Keith on the cheap?

Theyre all like that. Cheap crap. That one got replaced when i sawed the top off instead of the bottom by mistake. That annoyed the wife for ages until i found another one. Not sure it what dimension 'that will come in handy' but i might need to skip it now.

elgin eagle 23-03-2018 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 14177199)
I assumed it was the periscope from the Red October.

I got that last night. Was free but had to drive to the west of scotland to get it. Too scared to plug it in in case it electrocutes me.

PALACEWU 23-03-2018 06:44 PM

London Bridge. RIP.

SA Eagle 23-03-2018 06:58 PM

The advert with Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain shaving his chest in the shower. What has the world come to?

LN1 23-03-2018 08:29 PM

Just not being able to find any Bondex Satin Finish varnish out there? It's like someone's hoarding it all?

elgin eagle 23-03-2018 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LN1 (Post 14177367)
Just not being able to find any Bondex Satin Finish varnish out there? It's like someone's hoarding it all?

:D

Just take as much as you want mate :)

Beware the exploding tins though.

cappuccinoeagle 24-03-2018 02:37 AM

Jar Jar Binks

glenn.f 24-03-2018 08:29 AM

Getting lumbered with dry socket in not one but two now removed teeth. Bloody painful especially when the dentist's oh so helpful advice is salt mouth rinses (no puns please :) ) Sodding painful it is.

andyocpfc 24-03-2018 09:57 AM

Getting stiffed for a ton by Railway companies to travel to Liverpool when the guy said, if you’d booked it a couple of days ago (I couldn’t as I’m traveling to pick up a new car for the family) it would have cost you £26 FFS. Why rub it in, cunner.

Worksop Palace 24-03-2018 01:56 PM

Seemingly everything today. Among them...

Fancying some scrambled eggs for breakfast, getting the box of 6 eggs out of the fridge to note their best before date was a mere 10 days ago.

Then ringing the Mrs who happens to be in town and asking her to pick some eggs up on her way back. Her - ‘There’s some in the fridge’. Me - ‘Yeah but they’re 10 days out of date’. Her - ‘You’re joking’. Me - ‘Yeah sure am, thought I’d just waste 5 minutes of my life joking about eggs being out of date.’ FFS

Then my Mrs managing to bang soft close cupboard doors. Jesus fvcking wept

ExiledStirling 24-03-2018 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14177174)
My garage. Cant even open the door fully or get in it. When eBay goes wrong.

Paul is there anything in there which is actually of any use to you? :)

Worksop Palace 24-03-2018 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14178012)
Paul is there anything in there which is actually of any use to you? :)

He could with spending an hour or two on the exercise bike



:supergrin:

ExiledStirling 24-03-2018 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14178029)
He could with spending an hour or two on the exercise bike



:supergrin:

Which means me having to spend 3-4 hours then :(

Worksop Palace 24-03-2018 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14178034)
Which means me having to spend 3-4 hours then :(

:D and me mate

Although a week or two off the booze would do the same thing

chav_hater 24-03-2018 02:49 PM

The Chinese. Possibly the rudest and most arrogant group of people I’ve ever encountered whilst abroad.

davech 24-03-2018 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14178007)
Seemingly everything today. Among them...

Fancying some scrambled eggs for breakfast, getting the box of 6 eggs out of the fridge to note their best before date was a mere 10 days ago.

Then ringing the Mrs who happens to be in town and asking her to pick some eggs up on her way back. Her - ‘There’s some in the fridge’. Me - ‘Yeah but they’re 10 days out of date’. Her - ‘You’re joking’. Me - ‘Yeah sure am, thought I’d just waste 5 minutes of my life joking about eggs being out of date.’ FFS

Then my Mrs managing to bang soft close cupboard doors. Jesus fvcking wept

May well have still been OK. Should be ok for a couple of weeks, particularly in a fridge..

The way to tell is to drop the egg into a bowl of water. If it sinks and stands upright at the bottom, it's still ok. If it rises to the top, it is stale (giving off gas to make it float), so bin it.

PS2 24-03-2018 03:02 PM

People slagging my home City, when they don't live in it.

Blind_Eagle 24-03-2018 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14178007)
Fancying some scrambled eggs for breakfast, getting the box of 6 eggs out of the fridge to note their best before date was a mere 10 days ago.

Then ringing the Mrs who happens to be in town and asking her to pick some eggs up on her way back. Her - ‘There’s some in the fridge’. Me - ‘Yeah but they’re 10 days out of date’. Her - ‘You’re joking’. Me - ‘Yeah sure am, thought I’d just waste 5 minutes of my life joking about eggs being out of date.’

Just bung them in a bowl of water, if they sink they’ll be fine to eat.

[Edit: beaten to it by davech.]

elgin eagle 24-03-2018 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14178012)
Paul is there anything in there which is actually of any use to you? :)

I put the varnish for sale last night. £3 a tin.

Just sold a tin.

elgin eagle 24-03-2018 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14178029)
He could with spending an hour or two on the exercise bike



:supergrin:

:D

Cheeky feck.

Just done it mate. That and the multigym are saving me a fortune in gym fees. They were the only machines I used in the pure gym.

ExiledStirling 24-03-2018 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14178066)
I put the varnish for sale last night. £3 a tin.

Just sold a tin.

That does not answer my question Mr Elgin. It establishes that the varnish is of no use to you (and also at this rate you have 20 years before you offload the lot :)) but lets go through, item by item what has any value to you whatsoever (other than that of a small monetary one)?

I am expecting a long post in return as you list each item and what possesed you to buy them in the first place.

Lets start with the varnish, what possessed you? :)

elgin eagle 24-03-2018 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14178075)
That does not answer my question Mr Elgin. It establishes that the varnish is of no use to you (and also at this rate you have 20 years before you offload the lot :)) but lets go through, item by item what has any value to you whatsoever (other than that of a small monetary one)?

I am expecting a long post in return as you list each item and what possesed you to buy them in the first place.

Lets start with the varnish, what possessed you? :)

This assumes we are only talking about one garage.

Must admit I had a slight chuckle as the happy customer walked away with his tin :D The negotiations were torturous, like the pirate memory game sketch on little Britain, minus Margaret.
'Have you got any woodstain, in a light shade'?
Finds woodstain, right at the back.
'Ash'?
'Maybe, lighter'
'Clear?'
'I'll take the ash'

CT_Palace 24-03-2018 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14177174)
My garage. Cant even open the door fully or get in it. When eBay goes wrong.

It may have started out a garage elgin, but that's not a garage any more. Definitely not fit for purpose.
You did apply for a change of use permission from the local council, yes?

ExiledStirling 24-03-2018 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14178084)
This assumes we are only talking about one garage.

Must admit I had a slight chuckle as the happy customer walked away with his tin :D The negotiations were torturous, like the pirate memory game sketch on little Britain, minus Margaret.
'Have you got any woodstain, in a light shade'?
Finds woodstain, right at the back.
'Ash'?
'Maybe, lighter'
'Clear?'
'I'll take the ash'

There is another garage? :eek:

and :supergrin:

Lets concentrate on this garage for now and let us all have a list of what gems are contained within.

elgin eagle 24-03-2018 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 14178091)
It may have started out a garage elgin, but that's not a garage any more. Definitely not fit for purpose.
You did apply for a change of use permission from the local council, yes?

It's now a gym as the advertising clearly shows. Already had some enquiries from some of the neighbours. None of the fit ones though sadly.

Worksop Palace 24-03-2018 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14178058)
Just bung them in a bowl of water, if they sink they’ll be fine to eat.

[Edit: beaten to it by davech.]

Yeah I know all that but I was in a foul mood so couldn’t be arsed and actually made sure I smashed every one when I chucked them in the bin.

big bad John 24-03-2018 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14177174)
My garage. Cant even open the door fully or get in it. When eBay goes wrong.

Took a magnifying glass to read it, but that green spray in the corner with SkRiPAl written on it, and Must Be Used Before March 5th. What exactly does it, or did it contain. Just that I never heard of it before.;)

elgin eagle 24-03-2018 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14178096)
There is another garage? :eek:

and :supergrin:

Lets concentrate on this garage for now and let us all have a list of what gems are contained within.

There's actually a double garage in South Wales containing many items that will one day become antiques :D And the loft isn't exactly empty either. Always been a bit more of a buyer than a seller. Still, that tin is a start.

elgin eagle 24-03-2018 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 14178118)
Took a magnifying glass to read it, but that green spray in the corner with SkRiPAl written on it, and Must Be Used Before March 5th. What exactly does it, or did it contain. Just that I never heard of it before.;)

:D

To save space, i transferred one half empty container of screenwash into another one.

Then realised the car was out of screenwash.

Feng shui it ain't.

ExiledStirling 24-03-2018 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14178119)
There's actually a double garage in South Wales containing many items that will one day become antiques :D And the loft isn't exactly empty either. Always been a bit more of a buyer than a seller. Still, that tin is a start.

So to sum up you are an Ebayoholic hoarder :D

btw do you have headlamp bulbs for a Corsa ?

elgin eagle 24-03-2018 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14178124)
So to sum up you are an Ebayoholic hoarder :D

btw do you have headlamp bulbs for a Corsa ?

Which model of Corsa? :D

little al 24-03-2018 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14178007)
Seemingly everything today. Among them...

Fancying some scrambled eggs for breakfast, getting the box of 6 eggs out of the fridge to note their best before date was a mere 10 days ago.

Then ringing the Mrs who happens to be in town and asking her to pick some eggs up on her way back. Her - ‘There’s some in the fridge’. Me - ‘Yeah but they’re 10 days out of date’. Her - ‘You’re joking’. Me - ‘Yeah sure am, thought I’d just waste 5 minutes of my life joking about eggs being out of date.’ FFS

Then my Mrs managing to bang soft close cupboard doors. Jesus fvcking wept

Eggs shouldn't be kept in the fridge.

little al 24-03-2018 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 14178045)
The Chinese. Possibly the rudest and most arrogant group of people I’ve ever encountered whilst abroad.

Russians are worse.(Sorry Elgin)

little al 24-03-2018 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 14178047)
May well have still been OK. Should be ok for a couple of weeks, particularly in a fridge..

The way to tell is to drop the egg into a bowl of water. If it sinks and stands upright at the bottom, it's still ok. If it rises to the top, it is stale (giving off gas to make it float), so bin it.


:wallbash:

Joe85 24-03-2018 10:37 PM

Still logarithms.

Just not getting it.

Math wankers.

chav_hater 25-03-2018 02:58 AM

The Chinese middle class. Have come across swathes of them during my trip to Japan and I think they must be the most arrogant, rude and obnoxious group I have ever seen. Shoving past you, only interested in photo opportunities, snorting their phlegm really loudly and like locusts when it comes to buffet breakfasts. Money doesn’t buy taste or class.

davech 25-03-2018 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14178214)
Eggs shouldn't be kept in the fridge.

So..... why do they put egg racks on fridge doors??

Hibernator 25-03-2018 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14178214)
Eggs shouldn't be kept in the fridge.

This is true , unless it is 30oC outside in which case temporary storage is allowed.

Hibernator 25-03-2018 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 14178499)
So..... why do they put egg racks on fridge doors??

Marketing.

little al 25-03-2018 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 14178499)
So..... why do they put egg racks on fridge doors??

No idea really as the door of the fridge is the worst place for them. If you do keep them in the fridge they should be near the back. In the door they are subject to temp changes.

Bryan 25-03-2018 05:25 AM

The ******* little bits of plastic you have to remove from your mail/ketchup/mayo etc containers before you can squeeze/pour that shit out.

American kids shows

Not being handsome any more

Bryan 25-03-2018 05:29 AM

Yet to be convinced by Scotland or the Scots by the way.

Why do the Irish seem so much nicer but seem to have a lot more reason to hate us?

WTF is that all about?

in-exile 25-03-2018 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan (Post 14178510)
Yet to be convinced by Scotland or the Scots by the way.

Why do the Irish seem so much nicer but seem to have a lot more reason to hate us?

WTF is that all about?

What reason do they have to hate the English ... We were just the first victims of the Norman yoke who then invaded others!
What benefits did the average poor Englishman take from it?

Blind_Eagle 25-03-2018 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 14178499)
So..... why do they put egg racks on fridge doors??

Probably the same reason they put ashtrays in cars.

[as an aside, does anyone else, on seeing a redundant ashtray in the arm of your seat, wonder just how old the plane is?]

PIE "N" MASH 25-03-2018 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryan (Post 14178509)
Not being handsome any more

You've been annoyed a long time then:sob::sob:


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