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matayusgiovanni 18-03-2017 08:52 AM

Kittens and puppies, needy little pieces of vermin that should be put in an air-tight sack and thrown in a canal.

Worksop Palace 18-03-2017 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matayusgiovanni (Post 13535607)
Kittens and puppies, needy little pieces of vermin that should be put in an air-tight sack and thrown in a canal.

Classy dude

matayusgiovanni 18-03-2017 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13535609)
Classy dude

Too far?

Maidstoned Eagle 18-03-2017 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matayusgiovanni (Post 13535617)
Too far?

Not far enough, maybe throw them a bit harder next time

Worksop Palace 18-03-2017 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matayusgiovanni (Post 13535617)
Too far?

You can say what you want mate. A bit of context around why you want to drown kittens and puppies might help :supergrin:

Sick Bucket 18-03-2017 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13535117)
Jeez, mate, grow up.

Says the 'man' who spends his entire life trolling on a football chat forum looking to wind people up and squabble with anyone foolish enough to rise to the bait.

You really are a bit of ucking sad case Maz.

little al 18-03-2017 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matayusgiovanni (Post 13535607)
Kittens and puppies, needy little pieces of vermin that should be put in an air-tight sack and thrown in a canal.

You forgot the bricks, the sack needs to sink innit.

Oh, and take the puppies out.

little al 18-03-2017 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13535700)
You can say what you want mate. A bit of context around why you want to drown kittens and puppies might help :supergrin:

He did, they are needy bastards.

Maz 18-03-2017 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 13535727)
.
You really are a bit of ucking sad case Maz.

At last, some levity. But you still need to grow up and stop seeing offence everywhere.

PIE "N" MASH 18-03-2017 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 13535727)
Says the 'man' who spends his entire life trolling on a football chat forum looking to wind people up and squabble with anyone foolish enough to rise to the bait.

You really are a bit of ucking sad case Maz.

Have some rep:p

Neckinger Eagle 19-03-2017 12:51 AM

The BBC using music on trailers for their new programmes that doesn't actually appear in their new programme.

Salad_Burnet 19-03-2017 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 13535779)
Have some rep:p

I was going to, but then I thought that Maz-bashing might be just another form of rep-whoring, like BBS pity parties and charity threads, so I decided against it.

Stellavista 19-03-2017 08:37 PM

Endless f*cking petitions.

Wolfnipplechips 19-03-2017 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13538446)
Endless f*cking petitions.

Yup.

We need fewer petitions and another referendum.:)

Stellavista 19-03-2017 09:17 PM

At which point did hash browns become part of the full English?
F*ck off with your toasted mash.

RobertCPFC 19-03-2017 09:31 PM

Some person called Troy Deeney scoring an own goal and losing me fantasy league points. ;)

PALACEWU 19-03-2017 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13538517)
At which point did hash browns become part of the full English?
F*ck off with your toasted mash.

If there's space on the plate.

Wolfnipplechips 19-03-2017 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PALACEWU (Post 13538604)
If there's space on the plate.

Not at the expense of black pudding I hope.

cupid stunt 19-03-2017 10:15 PM

Demolishing a jumbo tub off egg mayonnaise only to realize afterwards that it was 4 weeks past it's sell by date. I have a bad cold so didn't notice the smell, but that would explain the dirty looks and tutting from people in the cinema. About 30 minutes into the film my stomach dropped and i knew it was just a matter of time until i had to release the gases. I would've gone to the toilet but it was very busy and i didn't want to disturb anyone, so i just had to wait until loud parts of the film to let it all out without raising any alarm.

There was a lot of sniffing and coughing around me but i'd like to think that it was just down to people also suffering from colds. Next time i shall certainly be checking the sell by date before i devour it as i really didn't enjoy ruining the experience for everyone around me.

Although that sympathy doesn't stretch to the taxi driver who kicked me out en-route home. It wasn't a cold evening so why he didn't just roll the windows down i don't know.

Payroll Legend 19-03-2017 10:15 PM

Sturgeon. Not necessarily for her policies. She just has a really irritating face.

cantspell 19-03-2017 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13535486)
Wankers walking through trains and leaving the doors open

bit much referring to the train guards like that

Wolfnipplechips 19-03-2017 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 13538653)
bit much referring to the train guards like that

Won't be a problem for too much longer thankfully.:hmph:

Olympian2 20-03-2017 10:11 AM

Watching something on C4 catch up and seemingly not being able to fast forward through the bloody adverts.

pallet 20-03-2017 10:25 AM

And also them showing episodes you cant watch yet, whats the point?

stinky 20-03-2017 10:56 AM

The amount of bloody wires behind the TV. Got the router, Virgin box, Xbox, 2x Sonos speakers, TV and cables coming in from outside for the internet all in one place.

Blind_Eagle 20-03-2017 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 13539005)
The amount of bloody wires behind the TV. Got the router, Virgin box, Xbox, 2x Sonos speakers, TV and cables coming in from outside for the internet all in one place.

That must do wonders for your wifi signal.

stinky 20-03-2017 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13539060)
That must do wonders for your wifi signal.

130 mb on the iPad

andyocpfc 20-03-2017 12:51 PM

People that type 'lol' after every comment in messages and on social media when the comment isn't at all funny. It's not bloody compulsory to end every conversation message with lol.

mroakley9 20-03-2017 12:53 PM

lol

Blind_Eagle 20-03-2017 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 13539066)
130 mb on the iPad

Like I said....

http://www.speedtest.net/result/5504209866.png

:)

stinky 20-03-2017 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13539194)

Bit jealous of that!

biggus mickus 20-03-2017 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 13539237)
Bit jealous of that!

People showing off, hom much internet they get. Bastards.

I am on spic/dago rubbish system. I have given up porn ffs!!!! Bastards!!!!!_!

wighteagle 20-03-2017 05:02 PM

People in a queue of traffic that sit with their foot on the brake pedal that ensures the poor sod behind gets blinded by the umpteen brake lights they have. Someone did that to me on the ferry on Saturday evening. The boat hadn't even docked and the stupid bastard turned on his engine and sat with his foot on the brake. Good job Palace had won and l was in a good mood otherwise he could have got a mouthful. Inconsiderate tosser.

Isle of Wight 20-03-2017 05:03 PM

Wightlink

andyocpfc 20-03-2017 05:25 PM

2 Attachment(s)
Me and my dog annoyed me.

My dog going for another dog causing me to instinctively grab whatever I could to hold him back. This caused me to grab the extendable lead rope (stupidly) which cut through my fingers. Attachment 48378Attachment 48379

Nostrils 21-03-2017 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 13539508)
Me and my dog annoyed me.

My dog going for another dog causing me to instinctively grab whatever I could to hold him back. This caused me to grab the extendable lead rope (stupidly) which cut through my fingers. Attachment 48378Attachment 48379

Ouch!

Accidentally booking the same two advance tickets for the same train journey when one was meant to be the return. I realised straight away - 32 nicker down the drain with no chance of a swap or refund. :sob:

Maidstoned Eagle 21-03-2017 09:28 AM

BBSers dying...... stop it you bastards!

wighteagle 21-03-2017 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13539474)
Wightlink

Couldn't agree more. Modern day version of highwaymen. :veryangry

Worksop Palace 21-03-2017 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 13539239)
People showing off, hom much internet they get. Bastards.

I am on spic/dago rubbish system. I have given up porn ffs!!!! Bastards!!!!!_!

Go for the pictures instead of video mate :p

Worksop Palace 21-03-2017 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13540533)
Ouch!

Accidentally booking the same two advance tickets for the same train journey when one was meant to be the return. I realised straight away - 32 nicker down the drain with no chance of a swap or refund. :sob:

I did something similar - for the trip to London for the final last year as it happens. Booked the wrong train back and Virgin refunded once I'd booked the correct one

Nostrils 21-03-2017 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13541342)
I did something similar - for the trip to London for the final last year as it happens. Booked the wrong train back and Virgin refunded once I'd booked the correct one

I'll send GWR an email then, thanks. Didn't have time earlier and their help page seemed quite final about it.

swissroll 21-03-2017 08:38 PM

Vodafone - ever tried cancelling a contract ? 3 months later they are still direct debiting, more long calls tomorrow..

Worksop Palace 21-03-2017 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swissroll (Post 13541394)
Vodafone - ever tried cancelling a contract ? 3 months later they are still direct debiting, more long calls tomorrow..

Why don't you just cancel the DD ?

Isle of Wight 22-03-2017 07:44 AM

The new BBC home page. All the articles are now in the BIG boxes with a Pic and loads of space. WHY????? all it means is you spend your time scrolling away. WTF is it with these web designers they are so far up their own arse they forget the purpose of a website.

Raggy 22-03-2017 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13541712)
The new BBC home page. All the articles are now in the BIG boxes with a Pic and loads of space. WHY????? all it means is you spend your time scrolling away. WTF is it with these web designers they are so far up their own arse they forget the purpose of a website.

It still looks the same for me.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 22-03-2017 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13541398)
Why don't you just cancel the DD ?

They are c*nts. I ended up with a default on my credit file that caused me all sorts of problems after a similar scenario. Recorded delivery cancellation letter is aggro but the only way to cover your arse if they're being wankers.

Ron Dodgers 22-03-2017 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swissroll (Post 13541394)
Vodafone - ever tried cancelling a contract ? 3 months later they are still direct debiting, more long calls tomorrow..

Vodaphone are signed up to the Ombudsman Services for Communications.

If you've followed their suggested procedures for complaining to the company and have no joy after 8 weeks they will take it up for you.

Here's the link and I thought it might be helpful to post what it says:

https://www.ombudsman-services.org/c...nications.html

Complaining to a communications company
We can only consider complaints about companies that have joined our service.

Please check the latest list of companies that have joined our service.

Before you can use our service you must tell the company you are unhappy with about your problem and follow its complaints procedure. The firm or company has up to eight weeks to resolve your problem.

Advice when making a complaint
1. Contact the company as soon as possible Ė its contact details will be on the back of the bill or on its website.
2. Think about what you want to say before you make the call. Have the bill or document in front of you and explain the problem. Write down the name of the person you speak to, the time, the date and take a note of what they say they will do.
3. Hopefully the company will be able to resolve the problem at this stage. Listen carefully to what is proposed and decide if you are happy with this. If you are not, stay calm and let the person know that you are not happy.
4. Ask the company for a copy of its complaints procedure or ask where you can find it on the companyís website. Communications companies are required to tell you the best way to complain about the service they provide to you. Follow each stage of the complaints procedure until the problem is resolved.
5. If you need to write to the company, keep a copy of the letters you send. If you receive any letters from the company, keep them along with a record of any other phone calls you make or receive.
6. Donít stop paying. Ask the company to put on hold the disputed part of the bill.
7. Work with the company to fix the problem. If access to your property is needed, arrange an appointment and make sure you keep to it.
8. If you are uncomfortable sorting the matter out for yourself, ask a trusted friend or a family member to help. You can give them your authority to speak to the company for you.
9. If the problem isnít sorted out within eight weeks from the date that you first told the company about the problem, or you are unhappy with what the company has done to sort it out, contact us. You can complain using the form on this website or by calling 0330 440 1614. We will ask questions about your problem so get out the notes you have taken of the calls you have made and received and the letters you have sent and received.
10. Be realistic and understand that it is not the role of ombudsman services to punish the company.

foresthillbilly 22-03-2017 09:52 AM

had a moan at BT on monday for sending me a final demand for a bill I paid at the weekend. The bill wasn't even due for another 3 days
"oh , it takes time for the payment to go through our systems"

Well the money went out of my account within seconds, so for a 'communications company' you are pretty 5hlt.

Galo 22-03-2017 10:22 AM

BBSers who setup a Relegation Avoidance Calculator thread then don't keep it updated.

stevek 22-03-2017 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galo (Post 13541769)
BBSers who setup a Relegation Avoidance Calculator thread then don't keep it updated.

:lux:

Martin H 22-03-2017 11:14 AM

From a Sunday road trip I have a couple to add.

F***wits who despite being in a packed, 50mph 2 lane area with speed cameras flashing think that it's strange that you aren't doing 60mph and/or immediately getting out of there way (despite there being no gaps to go into). Then have the nerve to give you an array of juvenile hand signals. I do hope they get the fines/points that they deserve.

I also hate those temporary 'incident' speed limits that flash up in Motorway signs and then you crawl for several miles without seeing anything at all. Is this their idea of fun! (Note this wasn't the same as the one above which was real roadworks. What made it worse is that we saw the sign change as we entered the area and so it can't have been something that had already been cleared. Oh how they laughed.

Road rage over.


P.s. Another one is those automated fining cameras. One making machines for the local councils. Bradford is reknowned for them and I got done there once before (made worse because of the weird centre layout and some poor signage but hey ho) but Leicester has them now. There is a nasty one at a bus lane that extends far too close to a junction where most traffic turns left and so when it is empty almost everyone slides across early and will now be getting fined :(

Superfly 22-03-2017 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13538446)
Endless f*cking petitions.

I signed one last week and it worked!

The Catford Cat is safe :lux:
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/catford-cat-london

cantspell 22-03-2017 04:05 PM

Nihal - on 5live useless

PhuketEagle 22-03-2017 04:34 PM

The new Sporting Life website. Frankly, it sucks. There used to be loads of football info incl reports & full breakdowns of League Tables with form, discipline stats etc. Now that's all gone & it's turned into a virtual pure betting website showing loads of minor sports which no-one's interested in. The stories are boring, lists of odds are really boring. I know that's how they make their money but COME ON! Have a re-think PLEASE! Plus I've tried logging in/registering a few times but they've got a problem their end, so gave up.

Richard 22-03-2017 07:28 PM

The words "total lockdown". Ghastly Americanism, overly machismo, and massively over-used. Whatever happening to masterful British under-statement at moments of small difficulty ?

cantspell 22-03-2017 07:32 PM

People marking themselves as safe in the Westminster attack that never or rarely go to central London

Joe85 22-03-2017 07:33 PM

The term "Questions are being asked" when no questions have been asked.

Media shit stirring.

Richard 22-03-2017 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 13542567)
The words "total lockdown". Ghastly Americanism, overly machismo, and massively over-used. Whatever happening to masterful British under-statement at moments of small difficulty ?

Oh, and "COBRA". Whatever bureaucrat thought that was an appropriate name for the leading members of the British government in crisis session. This isn't some cheap & crap U.S. paramilitary programme

Joe85 22-03-2017 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 13542909)
Oh, and "COBRA". Whatever bureaucrat thought that was an appropriate name for the leading members of the British government in crisis session. This isn't some cheap & crap U.S. paramilitary programme



The name loses it's effect when you see it's members too.

Like a really shit super villain squad.

Richard 22-03-2017 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 13542572)
The term "Questions are being asked" when no questions have been asked.

Media shit stirring.

Classic media "trick" to get their own woolly liberal views into a news story.

See also "Auctioneers: Wall Bids"

stevek 22-03-2017 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 13542909)
Oh, and "COBRA". Whatever bureaucrat thought that was an appropriate name for the leading members of the British government in crisis session. This isn't some cheap & crap U.S. paramilitary programme

I've been to COBRA. (Or at least the COBRA suite of rooms: I think we might have been in COBRB.)

richdeniro 22-03-2017 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 13542570)
People marking themselves as safe in the Westminster attack that never or rarely go to central London

I for one will sleep soundly tonight knowing that all those stay at home mums in Kent have marked themselves as safe.

art malice 22-03-2017 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevek (Post 13542915)
I've been to COBRA. (Or at least the COBRA suite of rooms: I think we might have been in COBRB.)

I've been to COBRA but I've never been to B.

Panther 22-03-2017 11:11 PM

Pictures posted on the BBS that are so big that all other posts on the same page are so small as to be illegible to anyone with normal sight.

Yoda 22-03-2017 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panther (Post 13543005)
Pictures posted on the BBS that are so big that all other posts on the same page are so small as to be illegible to anyone with normal sight.

I agree.

I'd prefer the mods to move/delete the over-size pictures.

Terrace Bickle 22-03-2017 11:42 PM

Laura Kuennsburg, I find it hard to watch her, and even harder to listen. I'm fed up of changing the channel and missing a lot of the news.

Santos-er 23-03-2017 12:04 AM

Hysterical overreactions to relatively minor events in Western cities, that in somewhere like China or India would pass without so much as a raised eyebrow.

Some people seem to positively enjoy these kind of incidents and revel in the coverage it generates. Marking yourself "safe" on ******* social media is like announcing "I didn't win the lotto this week". ****s me right off.

Stellavista 23-03-2017 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevek (Post 13542915)
I've been to COBRA. (Or at least the COBRA suite of rooms: I think we might have been in COBRB.)

I'm not sure that committee for biro rationing in schools during the Rapture is quite as impressive.

Stellavista 23-03-2017 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 13542567)
The words "total lockdown". Ghastly Americanism, overly machismo, and massively over-used. Whatever happening to masterful British under-statement at moments of small difficulty ?

Thank f*ck I'm not the only one that irritated.

Grant Shapps. Publicity whore.

cpfclife 23-03-2017 12:27 AM

Friendlies, Pre-season and International. Why people continue to try and read into them I'll never know. They are a glorified kick about down the park.

Blind_Eagle 23-03-2017 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevek (Post 13542915)
I've been to COBRA. (Or at least the COBRA suite of rooms: I think we might have been in COBRB.)

It was COBR back when I was involved.

Worksop Palace 23-03-2017 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Santos-er (Post 13543069)
Hysterical overreactions to relatively minor events in Western cities, that in somewhere like China or India would pass without so much as a raised eyebrow.

Some people seem to positively enjoy these kind of incidents and revel in the coverage it generates. Marking yourself "safe" on ******* social media is like announcing "I didn't win the lotto this week". ****s me right off.

If you think yesterday was a 'minor event' you're even more dense than I thought

HOL_Beagle 23-03-2017 08:27 AM

News Programmes that read out some of the comments they're getting on their facebook/twitter pages.

Just give me the farking news FFS. Im really not interested in what Mr E Smith from Nether Wallop thinks.

dannyb1 23-03-2017 09:12 AM

Me making spicy food and it not ending up spicy until my first cup of tea the next morning.
Curry's, chilli con carni and last night breaded chicken strips.
I don't get it i used hot chilli powder, chilli flakes, cayane pepper powder which should be enough to make my tongue melt but nothing.

ChuckMcBalls 23-03-2017 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13543136)
If you think yesterday was a 'minor event' you're even more dense than I thought

I think he means minor in terms of the number of people impacted.

There are what, 12 million+ living in London, plus tourists. 4 died and 40 injured. I don't think we need an alert of Facebook for attention seekers to announce they are safe - statistically everyone is safe.

I get the notion, and in some circumstances it has its uses (larger disasters, where the phone lines aren't working etc), but for this its ridiculous.

Terrace Bickle 23-03-2017 06:17 PM

The stupid prick who just jumped on the line at Bromley South to retrieve his phone, who then had the temerity to argue with the staff when they pointed out what a feckwit he was.

Maybe they should have let him get hit and it might have registered in his tiny brain.

Maidstoned Eagle 23-03-2017 06:20 PM

Cambridge EFL listening tests, using voice actors who cant do American, Australian, Geordie and Scottish accents.

Maidstoned Eagle 23-03-2017 07:46 PM

Small minded bigots suggesting Muslims should be rounded up and put in prison, for something they might do......and them getting nasty when you point out the similarities between what theyre suggesting and Adolf Hitlers policies towards the Jews.

Maidstoned Eagle 23-03-2017 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 13542912)
The name loses it's effect when you see it's members too.

Like a really shit super villain squad.

You nean its not G.I. Joe!?

cappuccinoeagle 23-03-2017 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 13543044)
Laura Kuennsburg, I find it hard to watch her, and even harder to listen. I'm fed up of changing the channel and missing a lot of the news.

Kay Burley has the same effect on me

WLYWLYAWYPWF 23-03-2017 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 13542909)
Oh, and "COBRA". Whatever bureaucrat thought that was an appropriate name for the leading members of the British government in crisis session. This isn't some cheap & crap U.S. paramilitary programme

Cabinet Office Briefing Room A is a bit of a mouthful though isn't it.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 23-03-2017 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyb1 (Post 13543165)
Me making spicy food and it not ending up spicy until my first cup of tea the next morning.
Curry's, chilli con carni and last night breaded chicken strips.
I don't get it i used hot chilli powder, chilli flakes, cayane pepper powder which should be enough to make my tongue melt but nothing.

https://www.thechillioilcompany.co.u...st-chilli-oil/

Get some of this. You only need to stir a small bit in to your chilli or curry to get a real fecking belt. Lovely though. :p

PhuketEagle 24-03-2017 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13543771)
Kay Burley has the same effect on me

You can add the BBC's Laura Bicker to that list. I can hardly understand a Scottish word she says.

3 Beers at HT 24-03-2017 09:14 AM

Satsumas, specifically those that are now labelled 'easy peelers'.

No they're not, I had no problem with them previously?

Has the 'dumbing-down' process reached our fruit & veg?

Gark Moldberg 24-03-2017 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 13544071)
Satsumas, specifically those that are now labelled 'easy peelers'.

No they're not, I had no problem with them previously?

Has the 'dumbing-down' process reached our fruit & veg?

Check the label. I bet your easy peelers are clementines rather than the easier to peel satsumas

pallet 24-03-2017 10:34 AM

Foxes, filthy vermin things. One attacked my poor cat in our garden last night.

N Herts Eagle 24-03-2017 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 13544071)
Satsumas, specifically those that are now labelled 'easy peelers'.

No they're not, I had no problem with them previously?

Has the 'dumbing-down' process reached our fruit & veg?

There is an art to this spend a little time rolling them between the palms of your hands, it loosens the skin and they become easier to peel.....

fioreuk 24-03-2017 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N Herts Eagle (Post 13544135)
There is an art to this spend a little time rolling them between the palms of your hands, it loosens the skin and they become easier to peel.....

:eek: Christ, I hope that technique doesn't work on all forms of skin :sob:

EagleSE24 24-03-2017 11:11 AM

Americans mispronouncing names.

Craig is not 'Creg'. Graham is not 'Gram'. Gram crackers? What the hell is that?

Maidstoned Eagle 24-03-2017 11:15 AM

Cats, filthy vermin things. One attacked my poor fox in our garden last night.

fioreuk 24-03-2017 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13544175)
Cats, filthy vermin things. One attacked my poor fox in our garden last night.

Surprised it had the energy left after ripping those sparrows to bits

hatter8142 24-03-2017 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13544175)
Cats, filthy vermin things. One attacked my poor fox in our garden last night.

There is only one good cat and that is a dead one. Fact.

Stellavista 24-03-2017 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatter8142 (Post 13544204)
There is only one good cat and that is a dead one. Fact.

I'm afraid I'm the same with cats and dogs. Four legged shitting machines. Never been seduced by the idea of domestic pets. Working animals, sure.

Worksop Palace 24-03-2017 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatter8142 (Post 13544204)
There is only one good cat and that is a dead one. Fact.

****

CT_Palace 24-03-2017 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N Herts Eagle (Post 13544135)
There is an art to this spend a little time rolling them between the palms of your hands, it loosens the skin and they become easier to peel.....

So they should be called easier to peel after a good massaging, difficult to peel satsumas.

Maidstoned Eagle 24-03-2017 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13544201)
Surprised it had the energy left after ripping those sparrows to bits

The tree rats ate the sparrows ages ago.

evvo111 24-03-2017 04:14 PM

Armadillo's. Leprosy carrying ant-eating varmints.

Leopald Stotch 24-03-2017 04:24 PM

Adults wearing fancy dress to work (in the name of charity!). Especially Sainsbury's staff on red nose day. Concentrate on scanning my shopping, and not laughing with your colleagues about how whacky you all are.

Terrace Bickle 24-03-2017 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13544175)
Cats, filthy vermin things. One attacked my poor fox in our garden last night.

That reminds me, I must go and shit in my neighbours garden tonight.

Blind_Eagle 24-03-2017 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13544330)
So they should be called easier to peel after a good massaging.

Are we still discussing cats?


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