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TWOSEAT EAGLE 28-07-2017 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13749819)
Probably been done,before but Su Pollard,being loud and endlessly chatty does not make you amusing,Su,but very annoying.

Blimey, I'd forgotten all about her, haven't seen her since the mid 90's probably.....is she still knocking about then? One for the "I Didn't Know They Were Still Alive" thread!

Bluewater eagle 28-07-2017 10:12 AM

I work taking the money on the gate at a wildlife park, the amount of people who have been in a queue then wait till they get to you before looking for their wallet or purse. You know you've got to pay get it out ready and the people who wait till you put it through the till then tell you they have a voucher, BASTARDS

weltklasse 28-07-2017 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Garfy (Post 13750038)
So the very people who had Sony Walkmans in the 80's aren't allowed an upgrade now?

well when the buy overpriced headphones i for one can understand his annoyance.

cappuccinoeagle 28-07-2017 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TWOSEAT EAGLE (Post 13750108)
Blimey, I'd forgotten all about her, haven't seen her since the mid 90's probably.....is she still knocking about then? One for the "I Didn't Know They Were Still Alive" thread!

She was on some Celebrity Antiques Road show type programme on BBC2 the other day,narrated by another annoyance,Tim Wonnacot.

Worksop Palace 28-07-2017 11:55 AM

The weather

Daughters 16th birthday party tonight. 20 sixteen and seventeen year olds at my gaff. Plan was a couple of gazebos in the garden and keep them out of the house as much as possible. Heavy pissing rain now forecast from 5pm through the evening and night so now I've got them all inside, eyeing up my wine and whisky :eek:

fioreuk 28-07-2017 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13750258)
The weather

Daughters 16th birthday party tonight. 20 sixteen and seventeen year olds at my gaff. Plan was a couple of gazebos in the garden and keep them out of the house as much as possible. Heavy pissing rain now forecast from 5pm through the evening and night so now I've got them all inside, eyeing up my wine and whisky :eek:

It's the extra 500 or so who turn up after hearing about the party on Facebook you have to worry about :(

Blind_Eagle 28-07-2017 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13748530)
Biggus has had enough. He helped pay for the running of this place and over precious cunt has made him give it up.

Its about time mods told these pricks " its the BBS, its banter, deal with it or fuck off!"

I missed this, WTF?

ExiledStirling 28-07-2017 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13750284)
I missed this, WTF?

Wheres The Faggot?

Maidstoned Eagle 28-07-2017 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13750258)
The weather

Daughters 16th birthday party tonight. 20 sixteen and seventeen year olds at my gaff. Plan was a couple of gazebos in the garden and keep them out of the house as much as possible. Heavy pissing rain now forecast from 5pm through the evening and night so now I've got them all inside, eyeing up my wine and whisky :eek:

Oh how I miss England an its lovely weather.

weltklasse 28-07-2017 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13750258)
The weather

Daughters 16th birthday party tonight. 20 sixteen and seventeen year olds at my gaff. Plan was a couple of gazebos in the garden and keep them out of the house as much as possible. Heavy pissing rain now forecast from 5pm through the evening and night so now I've got them all inside, eyeing up my wine and whisky :eek:

distract them with a bottle of jagermeister

Terrace Bickle 28-07-2017 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13750265)
It's the extra 500 or so who turn up after hearing about the party on Facebook you have to worry about :(

Invalidated his contents insurance too?[emoji4]

Worksop Palace 28-07-2017 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13750265)
It's the extra 500 or so who turn up after hearing about the party on Facebook you have to worry about :(

In a assured it's not been on FB.....

Will find out later I suppose. I won't be taking any shit.....

:rolleyes:

Worksop Palace 28-07-2017 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by weltklasse (Post 13750419)
distract them with a bottle of jagermeister

I think they'll be doing that on their own....

Stellavista 28-07-2017 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13750099)
Is that the same as the digestive game?

Enlighten me. Austrian biscuits don't dunk. I've ruined several cups of expensive coffee this week.

Stellavista 28-07-2017 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13750513)
In a assured it's not been on FB.....

Will find out later I suppose. I won't be taking any shit.....

:rolleyes:

My daughter's 16th next week. Expensive hairdressers, cinema with friends and nice Italian restaurant. I'm not putting up with any of that party shit. Good luck! :)

Worksop Palace 28-07-2017 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13750598)
My daughter's 16th next week. Expensive hairdressers, cinema with friends and nice Italian restaurant. I'm not putting up with any of that party shit. Good luck! :)

:p cheers mate

Cost me a frickin fortune. New iPhone 7, day out in York with lunch, out for a curry last night on her bday and party tonight with nails and make up done by some rip off merchant. Bless her, she's worth it and she knows it's more than her life's worth if there's any damage done tonight. :D

To be fair I know most of her mates and they're a decent bunch. But they're 16 and 17 when all said and done. I've removed my wine and short stuff from view and decided not to put the new TV we've collected today up until tomorrow

Mr Statto 28-07-2017 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 13748416)
Children's books with black writing on dark blue pages. Unless you have all the lights on it can't be read. I need a dim light when trying to read the kids to sleep.

In a similar vein, websites that have white writing on a black background - I end up with lines across my eyes for ages after reading one of them

Worksop Palace 28-07-2017 04:11 PM

Buying a new TV to find out your current TV stand isn't big enough and I need to but s new one, adding 100 plus to the bill

FFS give me a break !

Wolfnipplechips 28-07-2017 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13750513)
In a assured it's not been on FB.....

Will find out later I suppose. I won't be talking any shit.....

:rolleyes:

Makes a change.:)

Pat of the Palace 28-07-2017 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13750344)
Wheres The Faggot?

Quality :)

Worksop Palace 28-07-2017 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13750677)
Makes a change.:)

You rascal

davech 28-07-2017 05:14 PM

Money For Nothing (the shite BBC programme, not the Dire Straits song). Presented by an annoyingly vacuous bint, the show is pure, unadulterated drivel.

The title is also misleading in the extreme in that she shells out often hundreds of pounds (or nothing, if you go by the title :rolleyes:) to her cronies to transform crap she has scavenged from rubbish tips into more garbage. And they waste my licence money on that! Must still be some school-leaver in charge of commissioning programmes, then.

TC EAGLE 28-07-2017 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 13750741)
Money For Nothing (the shite BBC programme, not the Dire Straits song). Presented by an annoyingly vacuous bint, the show is pure, unadulterated drivel.

The title is also misleading in the extreme in that she shells out often hundreds of pounds (or nothing, if you go by the title :rolleyes:) to her cronies to transform crap she has scavenged from rubbish tips into more garbage. And they waste my licence money on that! Must still be some school-leaver in charge of commissioning programmes, then.

tend to agree each time she talks she screws her eyes up and its all teeth and chin.

Purepalace 28-07-2017 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13750513)
In a assured it's not been on FB.....

Will find out later I suppose. I won't be taking any shit.....

:rolleyes:

Don't worry mate they won't notice your wine or whisky they'll be too busy puking everywhere after 3 hours 'pre-drinking' before they arrive :)

davech 28-07-2017 10:55 PM

And another thing...

People who take the lower offer on The Chase

Stellavista 28-07-2017 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 13751175)
And another thing...

People who take the lower offer on The Chase

What the f*ck is 'The Chase'?

cappuccinoeagle 28-07-2017 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13751182)
What the f*ck is 'The Chase'?

An ITV quiz show presented by Bradley Walsh,it's pretty good.

Stellavista 28-07-2017 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13751188)
An ITV quiz show presented by Bradley Walsh,it's pretty good.

Nothing in that sentence has sold it to me. :)

CPFC since 1989 28-07-2017 11:33 PM

Brighton c**nts

Maidstoned Eagle 29-07-2017 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13750590)
Enlighten me. Austrian biscuits don't dunk. I've ruined several cups of expensive coffee this week.

You don't know the Digestive game?

Stellavista 29-07-2017 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13751391)
You don't know the Digestive game?

I don't know how to play chess either.

Maidstoned Eagle 29-07-2017 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13751397)
I don't know how to play chess either.

Almost the same as the Digestive game....but the digestive game has more jizz.

Oli28 29-07-2017 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 13751175)
And another thing...

People who take the lower offer on The Chase

People who take the middle offer on The Chase when it's only a couple of grand higher than the lower.

Wolfnipplechips 29-07-2017 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13750513)
In a assured it's not been on FB.....

Will find out later I suppose. I won't be taking any shit.....

:rolleyes:

How's your drum this morning Worksop?

Any notable fag burns or vomit?

art malice 29-07-2017 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13751579)
How's your drum this morning Worksop?

Any notable fag burns or vomit?

Loads but the kids behaved impeccably

Worksop Palace 29-07-2017 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13751579)
How's your drum this morning Worksop?

Any notable fag burns or vomit?

I've got an absolute stinking hangover

They were great to be fair. Only one minor spillage on the lounge carpet.
New kitchen still in tact.

I made a strict rule of music off and everyone gone by 12. Me and the Mrs were enjoying it so much we eventually turned it in at just gone 2. Bit of embarrassing dad dancing but all her mates were pissing themselves so all good :D

Daughter and her 5 mates still fast on. Just about to get the bacon on.

Happy days

Maidstoned Eagle 29-07-2017 11:06 AM

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The fella who was supposed to be doing a 20 minute talk at the festival I am presenting music for.....who is still going after an hour.

Wolfnipplechips 29-07-2017 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13751598)
I've got an absolute stinking hangover

They were great to be fair. Only one minor spillage on the lounge carpet.
New kitchen still in tact.

I made a strict rule of music off and everyone gone by 12. Me and the Mrs were enjoying it so much we eventually turned it in at just gone 2. Bit of embarrassing dad dancing but all her mates were pissing themselves so all good :D

Daughter and her 5 mates still fast on. Just about to get the bacon on.

Happy days

Good work. Mine turns sixteen at Christmas. Could get messy.

davech 29-07-2017 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oli28 (Post 13751577)
People who take the middle offer on The Chase when it's only a couple of grand higher than the lower.

Agreed, it is a bit tactical in that respect. My target is those who take a few hundred quid or the negative offers.

Oh dear, discussing afternoon quiz shows. Any street cred (can I use that expression at my age? :D) I might have ever had is disappearing at a rate of knots :(.

Isle of Wight 29-07-2017 01:02 PM

The fact that I just agreed with a statement by the haggard known as Katie Hopkins about the rioting due to a bloke that died after swallowing his own stash ��

TopKnot 29-07-2017 09:56 PM

Turning the tap on in the kitchen, water comes out and hits the curve of a teaspoon in the sink, sprays everywhere. Mother ******

Payroll Legend 29-07-2017 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13752812)
Turning the tap on in the kitchen, water comes out and hits the curve of a teaspoon in the sink, sprays everywhere. Mother ******

:D

mart63 30-07-2017 12:18 AM

Every single one of the Nationwide adverts with a poem.

PhuketEagle 30-07-2017 03:42 PM

Being attacked by marauding mini-flies when I flick open the kitchen bin. Get back to your rotting food in the dark, I say.

Maidstoned Eagle 30-07-2017 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13752812)
Turning the tap on in the kitchen, water comes out and hits the curve of a teaspoon in the sink, sprays everywhere. Mother ******

And spraying onto your crotch area, making it look like you pisses yourself.

CT_Palace 30-07-2017 05:39 PM

Peeing yourself and not having a tap/spoon near to hand.

Maidstoned Eagle 30-07-2017 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13753767)
Peeing yourself and not having a tap/spoon near to hand.

Schoolboy error

elgin eagle 30-07-2017 10:16 PM

Virgin mobile unlimited data refusing to work abroad despite the new laws. My crappy phone laughs in the face of your new laws.

cappuccinoeagle 30-07-2017 10:19 PM

Captain Obvious

Maz 30-07-2017 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13753715)
And spraying onto your crotch area, making it look like you pisses yourself.

Just admit it, Pete.

pallet 31-07-2017 12:16 AM

Things breaking in the house, first the boiler now the dishwasher.

stamford triumph 31-07-2017 12:49 AM

Spent ages trying to find a parking space in Puerto de la Cruz in Tenerife today. Some local festival was on so spaces at a premium. In the end, left it up on a pavement next to several other cars. Figured that as they were old, bashed up local cars it was a safe bet. Got back a few hours later and all the cars including ours had gone. Some time later found myself paying €80 in the police compound to release the car and an extra €100 for parking on the pavement. Must have got good bonuses today - no wonder they were looking so pleased with themselves.

Joe85 31-07-2017 06:13 AM

Getting wasted then eating a pizza.

Waking up at 5am with a splitting headache and rotting gut whilst trying and failing to suppress the urge to puke everywhere.

bubbs11 31-07-2017 08:32 AM

Jonathan Pearce over exaggerating his excitement while commentating on the women's Euro Championships.

Vince Hilaire's Afro 31-07-2017 09:00 AM

People often say 'other people leaving the cap off the toothpaste'.

But what about when your wife leaves the cap off the toothpaste, meaning you get a half crusty blob of dry toothpaste on your brush. You then put the cap on the toothpaste, kindly leaving her a nice fresh blob of toothpaste for her brush. She then leaves the cap off, meaning that you, once again receive a half crusty blob of toothpaste for your brush, again.

Repeat for 40 years.

Roadblock 31-07-2017 09:01 AM

Completely irrational, but Mark Sampson

Dunkie 31-07-2017 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roadblock (Post 13754415)
Completely irrational, but Mark Sampson

Good call. No reason, but comes across to me as a wrong'un!

richdeniro 31-07-2017 11:50 AM

Arriving to a Monday morning email from one of the directors here copying in my boss informing me that our company is a 'paperless office' and so I should not be leaving paperwork on my desk over the weekend.

It was 4 invoices that arrived in the post last week and a US tax return form that I have to complete by hand.

art malice 31-07-2017 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 13754611)
Arriving to a Monday morning email from one of the directors here copying in my boss informing me that our company is a 'paperless office' and so I should not be leaving paperwork on my desk over the weekend.

It was 4 invoices that arrived in the post last week and a US tax return form that I have to complete by hand.

It's a very good idea on paper

Vince Hilaire's Afro 31-07-2017 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13754258)
Things breaking in the house, first the boiler now the dishwasher.

Things will always break, but it's worse if it happens after you have repeatedly told people that if they do that, it will break. And it breaks.

WorthingEagle 31-07-2017 12:20 PM

The 'Time To Shine' advert for Orbit chewing gum, featuring the cocky girl penalty taker.

Everything about it is wrong, how did a bunch of highly paid ad agency suits push ideas around and decide this was a great idea, and then manage to execute it so badly?

Pat of the Palace 31-07-2017 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 13754611)
Arriving to a Monday morning email from one of the directors here copying in my boss informing me that our company is a 'paperless office' and so I should not be leaving paperwork on my desk over the weekend.

It was 4 invoices that arrived in the post last week and a US tax return form that I have to complete by hand.

Put them all in the bin next time.

civil eagle 31-07-2017 06:41 PM

Hotel wifi that barely works for me but lets my daughter in the next room stream whatever crap she's watching on Netflix

Stellavista 31-07-2017 07:11 PM

The Grateful Dead. Massive forever in the States, but actually totally shit.

El Aguila 31-07-2017 07:19 PM

Christ, yeah! What is it with them?

elgin eagle 31-07-2017 09:53 PM

The ridiculous obscene amount of money sky television extorts from people by their sales and marketing teams. Some could have an extra 90 pounds a month to use on literally anything else.

racehorse-80s 31-07-2017 10:21 PM

Never having change for the prepay car park machine if it doesn't accept notes .

palacemetros 01-08-2017 12:01 AM

Belatedly - not having the Open on the BBC because they're spending the licence fee on sending all their wildlife people on a jolly to Alaska to film dead salmon - something I can go to Waitrose and see.

Blind_Eagle 01-08-2017 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Aguila (Post 13755272)
Christ, yeah! What is it with them?

It's utterly bizarre.

Blind_Eagle 01-08-2017 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racehorse-80s (Post 13755485)
Never having change for the prepay car park machine if it doesn't accept notes .

Feck me, half the population of Christchurch where I live, would drop dead in shock at the thought that a parking machine would need to take notes. :D

It's a different world down here.

Blind_Eagle 01-08-2017 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palacemetros (Post 13755604)
Belatedly - not having the Open on the BBC because they're spending the licence fee on sending all their wildlife people on a jolly to Alaska to film dead salmon - something I can go to Waitrose and see.

I've never seen any species of salmon that are native to Alaska, on ice in Waitrose.

Maybe you should have watched the programme and learned something. :D

Jim Cannon 01-08-2017 01:14 AM

The Cloud

Hedgehog 01-08-2017 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13755631)
Feck me, half the population of Christchurch where I live, would drop dead in shock at the thought that a parking machine would need to take notes. :D

It's a different world down here.

I guess taking credit cards is out of the question then.

Vince Hilaire's Afro 01-08-2017 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13755257)
The Grateful Dead. Massive forever in the States, but actually totally shit.

However - Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream....

Pidster 01-08-2017 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 13755685)
However - Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream....

Cherry Garcia, surely.

PhuketEagle 01-08-2017 09:13 AM

Norton Security scan...more pop-ups & live updates from them than I had to worry about before I loaded their system. CXLD! Goodnight Vienna.

palacemetros 01-08-2017 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13755638)
I've never seen any species of salmon that are native to Alaska, on ice in Waitrose.

Maybe you should have watched the programme and learned something. :D

Fish is fish innit? :p

(Oh, just spotted your "location"!)

firesign 01-08-2017 10:07 AM

People in the office who type really loudly (especially when it's really loud and really quick). Especially the one guy who only does it to make sure everyone notices that he is typing REALLY LOUDLY AND REALLY QUICKLY.

palacemetros 01-08-2017 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firesign (Post 13755800)
People in the office who type really loudly (especially when it's really loud and really quick). Especially the one guy who only does it to make sure everyone notices that he is typing REALLY LOUDLY AND REALLY QUICKLY.

Not wrong.....

whenever i type tallyt loudly and qusicvkly it aLL ENDS UP LIKE THIS.

Jukesy 01-08-2017 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13754099)
Virgin mobile unlimited data refusing to work abroad despite the new laws. My crappy phone laughs in the face of your new laws.

I was pleasantly surprised on my recent holiday in Spain to discover that SkyGo and 5 live sports extra both work there if you use your data rather than Wifi. Wait till the Spanish bar owners realise they can stream the EPL via a phone from the UK for next to nothing - Mr Murdoch won't be happy! :D

Sitting by the pool with a beer watching the test match - heaven!

Far East Eagle 01-08-2017 11:39 AM

People seeing you and then still standing in your ******* mirror space at the gym

Oddjob 01-08-2017 11:55 AM

People who leave their phone on the table in restaurants, not for the first time saw a family of 4 do it at the weekend, depressing.

Those who check into a hospital on Facebook

Parents who allow their kids to play tablets or iPads at full volume in public, was on a flight on Sunday and both kids were watching films at full blast - I was 2 rows back and could hear it clearly so felt dead sorry for the poor sods around them - headphones anyone ?

cantspell 01-08-2017 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 13755918)
People seeing you and then still standing in your ******* mirror space at the gym


People bringing iPads Orr tablets to the gym and loading an online exercise class and "joining in"!

Maidstoned Eagle 01-08-2017 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 13755918)
People seeing you and then still standing in your ******* mirror space at the gym

People who like to look at themselves whilst working out.

Maidstoned Eagle 01-08-2017 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Aguila (Post 13755272)
Christ, yeah! What is it with them?

Just another entry in the long list of shite bands that people only liked when stoned.

Maidstoned Eagle 01-08-2017 12:53 PM

Friends of my kids whose parents foist them upon us for the day and night, who then waste every item of food my wife prepares for them and then demand sweets, fizzy drinks and other shite.

**** off you sponging little *****.

Icy 01-08-2017 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palacemetros (Post 13755604)
Belatedly - not having the Open on the BBC because they're spending the licence fee on sending all their wildlife people on a jolly to Alaska to film dead salmon - something I can go to Waitrose and see.

Golf - An irrepressibly dull sport for irrepressibly dull people.

I'd be more concerned that they spend my licence fee of shit like Eastenders and The One Show.

Worksop Palace 01-08-2017 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13756044)
Golf - An irrepressibly dull sport for irrepressibly dull people.
I'd be more concerned that they spend my licence fee of shit like Eastenders and The One Show.

Why ?

weltklasse 01-08-2017 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13756059)
Why ?

this? Golf wankers! fair play to you WP if you don't wear this type of ensemble.
http://www.royalandawesome.co.uk/med...1470062524.jpg

Blind_Eagle 01-08-2017 01:54 PM

Supermarket "ripe in the bowl" fruit. From rock hard to rotten without actually ever ripening.

Ripe in the bowl wankers.

Icy 01-08-2017 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13756059)
Why ?

IMO it's tedious to play and exceptionally tedious to watch. The people i know that like golf all seem like incredibly dull people (despite the fact a few of them are late teens and early twenties) and the golf chatter in the office makes me want to slice my own ears off. Also no real sport should adopt naughty jumpers and beige slacks as it's standard gear.

I'm aware that plenty of people will disagree of course.

Maidstoned Eagle 01-08-2017 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13756104)
IMO it's tedious to play and exceptionally tedious to watch. The people i know that like golf all seem like incredibly dull people (despite the fact a few of them are late teens and early twenties) and the golf chatter in the office makes me want to slice my own ears off. Also no real sport should adopt naughty jumpers and beige slacks as it's standard gear.

I'm aware that plenty of people will disagree of course.

I like and play golf....and I like you.....

johnbush 01-08-2017 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13756104)
I'm aware that plenty of people will disagree of course.

At least you got that right.

ExiledStirling 01-08-2017 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13756095)
Supermarket "ripe in the bowl" fruit. From rock hard to rotten without actually ever ripening.

Ripe in the bowl wankers.

This X 10.

So many types of fruit I like, but experience has taught me it aint worth buying.

Stellavista 01-08-2017 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13756013)
Just another entry in the long list of shite bands that people only liked when stoned.

I have a long history of being completely off my spud (retired stoner now), and I can confirm that whatever state you are in they will only ever sound shit. Hawkwind and Zappa on the other hand...

Maidstoned Eagle 01-08-2017 02:25 PM

A Place in the Sun tv programme who, a few months back, ****ed us around whilst featuring my house. Who, showed the programme yesterday showing the price as 100k, telling the buyer is was pounds, when they knew full well it was 100k€....tossers.

Maidstoned Eagle 01-08-2017 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13756124)
I have a long history of being completely off my spud (retired stoner now), and I can confirm that whatever state you are in they will only ever sound shit. Hawkwind and Zappa on the other hand...

Sound just as shit?

Stellavista 01-08-2017 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13756139)
Sound just as shit?

You have no soul.

Blind_Eagle 01-08-2017 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13756137)
A Place in the Sun tv programme who, a few months back, ****ed us around whilst featuring my house. Who, showed the programme yesterday showing the price as 100k, telling the buyer is was pounds, when they knew full well it was 100k....tossers.

That's about the same these days isn't it?

p.s. Any chance you could post me a few ripe peaches please?

Maidstoned Eagle 01-08-2017 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13756143)
You have no soul.

I do, I have Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Sam n Dave and loads of other stuff in my collection.


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