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cappuccinoeagle 03-02-2018 08:54 PM

People still sulking on the second day following a desk move at work.

civil eagle 03-02-2018 10:07 PM

Coulsdon Aldi car park and the idiots who queue so they block the roundabout

Dorking .Eagle 03-02-2018 10:28 PM

People who mix up the serving utensils at a carvery.

I know it is only a glorified school dinner, but how hard is it to use the designated spoon for each different veg? Carrots should not be getting in with the peas, and a cranberry sauce spoon really shouldn't be in the bowl of apple sauce

You filthy pigs

EagleSE24 04-02-2018 11:33 AM

That the full English or Sunday roast, as close as you'll get to a national dish, is done to such a poor standard at so many establishments. And that so many seem accepting of these low standards.

Worksop Palace 04-02-2018 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 14097061)
That the full English or Sunday roast, as close as you'll get to a national dish, is done to such a poor standard at so many establishments. And that so many seem accepting of these low standards.

Hardly ever go out for these. Easily better done at home

Isle of Wight 04-02-2018 11:36 AM

It's because they try and do it for 99p. Cheapest components, factory produced processed crap that appeales to the Poundland generation.

little al 04-02-2018 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14097068)
Hardly ever go out for these. Easily better done at home

In a sandwich.

Worksop Palace 04-02-2018 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14097075)
In a sandwich.

:D

You’re too easy

Blind_Eagle 04-02-2018 12:15 PM

2:15 kick off’s on a Sunday.

elgin eagle 04-02-2018 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14097150)
2:15 kick off’s on a Sunday.

On your birthday as well.

Fatboy 04-02-2018 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14097068)
Hardly ever go out for these. Easily better done at home

As a smoothie...

richdeniro 04-02-2018 01:12 PM

People who post Snapchat or Instagram stories of them driving - particularly when they do it on busy motorways.

dannyb1 04-02-2018 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnieboy (Post 14094773)
The new smaller Snickers. More like a short stroll than a marathon

Picnic bars also although the packaging is still the same length.

dannyb1 04-02-2018 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 14097259)
People who post Snapchat or Instagram stories of them driving - particularly when they do it on busy motorways.

See some bird doing it whilst in the waiting room at the doctors, couldn't quite make out how that would be interesting to anybody who follows her online.

Stellavista 04-02-2018 01:36 PM

Extended opening hours in supermarkets that mean the aisles are always blocked with pallets for restocking.

cappuccinoeagle 04-02-2018 08:08 PM

The tedious wanker who ran on the pitch 2nd half.

Yoda 04-02-2018 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14099160)
The tedious wanker who ran on the pitch 2nd half.

He came from the Palace part of the Arthur Wait, but wasn’t clearly a Palace fan.

Was anyone else near enough to see more?

He threw what looked like a bottle at the Palace steward, which is disgraceful (even if it was plastic).

Totally out of order. It’s one thing to come on and do a silly streak, which can be annoying but causes little harm. But it’s not on to fight with the stewards who are just doing their jobs, and they shouldn’t have to risk injury in order to stop a pissed moron.

Banning order at least for him.

cantspell 04-02-2018 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 14099194)
He came from the Palace part of the Arthur Wait, but wasn’t clearly a Palace fan.



Was anyone else near enough to see more?



He threw what looked like a bottle at the Palace steward, which is disgraceful (even if it was plastic).



Totally out of order. It’s one thing to come on and do a silly streak, which can be annoying but causes little harm. But it’s not on to fight with the stewards who are just doing their jobs, and they shouldn’t have to risk injury in order to stop a pissed moron.



Banning order at least for him.


Steward was brilliant though what a tackle

danpalace07 04-02-2018 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14099160)
The tedious wanker who ran on the pitch 2nd half.

killjoy

Stellavista 04-02-2018 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14099160)
The tedious wanker who ran on the pitch 2nd half.

I didn't think Mutch was on the bench.

Stellavista 04-02-2018 09:21 PM

The new BBC weather page. It's shit.

Yoda 04-02-2018 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14099274)
Steward was brilliant though what a tackle

He sure was...question is, why were other stewards so slow to support him?

All the time it was 1 v 1 struggle, there was more risk to him.

elgin eagle 04-02-2018 09:47 PM

Our sleeper train home being 'heavily delayed'. Just feck off. I'll drive the bastard.

Nostrils 04-02-2018 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14099455)
Our sleeper train home being 'heavily delayed'. Just feck off. I'll drive the bastard.

Some utter bellend pulled the emergency chord just as we were about to leave Paddington which caused delays and the buffet cart was closed for the whole journey so no booze. Both very annoying.

BERT'S HEAD 04-02-2018 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14099274)
Steward was brilliant though what a tackle

Was the steward naked as well ?

elgin eagle 04-02-2018 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 14099499)
Some utter bellend pulled the emergency chord just as we were about to leave Paddington which caused delays and the buffet cart was closed for the whole journey so no booze. Both very annoying.

That sucks. Where do you live, Reading? ;) Probably Hennessey.

Nostrils 04-02-2018 10:18 PM

South Devon mate, but I see where you're coming from with the Reading thing [emoji3]

pallet 05-02-2018 12:30 AM

People who let their dogs shit on the path and dont clear it up

Hedgehog 05-02-2018 01:11 AM

Buying new jeans when you are over 40.

Palace Yankee 05-02-2018 01:14 AM

"Buying new jeans when you are over 40."

I've been a 33 for years.

Blind_Eagle 05-02-2018 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 14099194)
He threw what looked like a bottle at the Palace steward, which is disgraceful (even if it was plastic).

Richard Attenborough wants a word.

Blind_Eagle 05-02-2018 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14092332)
My bank ringing me with a birthday greeting when I am at war with them.

They are robbing me blind

Appreciate the name check Pete, but I’m not sure I can help. :)

Hedgehog 05-02-2018 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Palace Yankee (Post 14099818)
"Buying new jeans when you are over 40."

I've been a 33 for years.

I see your point :clown:

PhuketEagle 05-02-2018 08:15 AM

People who go to bars to get free food if they buy 1 drink, then gorge themselves leaving nothing for anyone else. Karma hit a mate last week when he did this & suddenly got stomach cramps from the very spicy food. Ruined the night as he had to go home early.

little al 05-02-2018 08:17 AM

The superbowl on every news bulliten, the vast majority of us don't give a shit.

EagleSE24 05-02-2018 08:29 AM

Trying to replace the plastic guards on electric razors/beard trimmers. Keep being told I have to buy a new head at about £30. All I want to do is replace a delicate piece of plastic which should cost a couple of quid.

olly cromwell 05-02-2018 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 14099972)
Trying to replace the plastic guards on electric razors/beard trimmers. Keep being told I have to buy a new head at about £30. All I want to do is replace a delicate piece of plastic which should cost a couple of quid.

Do you work for Southern railway ?

Ardent Eagle Forever 05-02-2018 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14094916)
There are so many now that hardly anyone is sitting 3 feet above other road users.
Pointless in London, where most of them seem to be.
Often driven by very small women, sitting on a cushion, with minimal driving skills and no spatial awareness.

Once told by a woman I worked with that 4x4's make her feel safe.

Ardent Eagle Forever 05-02-2018 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 14096477)
The Sky Plus graphic blocking the score on Sky Sports. A pain in the arse when you're speeding through a game just looking for the goals.

hear you there.

Maidstoned Eagle 05-02-2018 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 14099972)
Trying to replace the plastic guards on electric razors/beard trimmers. Keep being told I have to buy a new head at about £30. All I want to do is replace a delicate piece of plastic which should cost a couple of quid.

What number?

cantspell 05-02-2018 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14099819)
Richard Attenborough wants a word.


Dave mate

Blind_Eagle 05-02-2018 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14100941)
Dave mate

Isn’t he the one who makes overblown natural history films and is still alive?

If so, no, I meant the dead one.

Blind_Eagle 05-02-2018 09:27 PM

****s in kitchens who think it’s ok to send shit like this out.

It was a wonderful free range Blanford double chop before the idiot decided to cremate it

https://preview.ibb.co/dqAGox/F53_DF...587_C22_AE.jpg

cantspell 05-02-2018 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14101073)
Isn’t he the one who makes overblown natural history films and is still alive?



If so, no, I meant the dead one.


I thought you were referring to the plastic as Dave made a bit of a campaign of that in his Latest series

cantspell 05-02-2018 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14101391)
****s in kitchens who think it’s ok to send shit like this out.

It was a wonderful free range Blanford double chop before the idiot decided to cremate it

https://preview.ibb.co/dqAGox/F53_DF...587_C22_AE.jpg


That’s criminal

jolly 05-02-2018 09:51 PM

Anchovies

Stellavista 05-02-2018 10:49 PM

Brighton being referred to as a city. It's a f*cking slum next to a polluted waterway, with pebbles where there should be a beach. Full of twats who want a 'bit of edge', but can't hack London.

CT_Palace 05-02-2018 11:13 PM

Girly namby pamby picky eaters

cappuccinoeagle 05-02-2018 11:33 PM

Chelsea FC
Watford FC

Stellavista 06-02-2018 12:09 AM

Tracey Emin.

cappuccinoeagle 06-02-2018 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14102066)
Tracey Emin.

Yep, no discernable talent

chav_hater 06-02-2018 08:36 AM

Women who think they can sing becaare se they have a higher pitched voice than men. You can’t sing, turn yourself down please.

The Norwoodsman 06-02-2018 09:06 AM

Ubiquitous bellowing gobshite Gemma Cairney, who seemingly on a personal mission to ruin Radio 6 for me.

If you don't know the name but have recently been annoyed on any media format by a young woman blasting out inanities in a foghorn of a voice, then it's almost certainly her.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 06-02-2018 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Norwoodsman (Post 14102368)
Ubiquitous bellowing gobshite Gemma Cairney, who seemingly on a personal mission to ruin Radio 6 for me.



If you don't know the name but have recently been annoyed on any media format by a young woman blasting out inanities in a foghorn of a voice, then it's almost certainly her.


Today's Edith Bowman - absolute gear grinder for my ears, her.

Wolfnipplechips 06-02-2018 11:04 AM

Sitting in a hotel room half way up the side of a mountain in the French Alps......

Where you can’t see a bastard thing.

Kin whiteouts.

BR5 Eagle 06-02-2018 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14102570)
Sitting in a hotel room half way up the side of a mountain in the French Alps......

Where you can’t see a bastard thing.

Kin whiteouts.

Humblebrag!

Wolfnipplechips 06-02-2018 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BR5 Eagle (Post 14102576)
Humblebrag!

Definitely not. Unfortunately we’re in a hotel with 700 kids. It’s a one star at best and there is **** all to do apart from boast about my boredom.:D

JJ 06-02-2018 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14099957)
The superbowl on every news bulliten, the vast majority of us don't give a shit.

^ This.

I also feel the same sbout the saturation coverage we get now of Barcelona and Real Madrid. I couldn't give a toss about either of them.

TWOSEAT EAGLE 06-02-2018 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14099380)
The new BBC weather page. It's shit.

Telling me that at this moment in time we are currently having sunshine and its 5 degrees here in Ooopnorthland....

.....when a look out of the window shows me that its fecking belting down with snow at this moment and the skies are a deep charcoal grey colour :hmph:

I also get annoyed at the current batch of weather presenters whose favourite words seem to be "Might" "May "Possibly" and "Could".....they just hedge their bets. The worst two culprits are that Scottish bint on BBC Breakfast, who seems to be more interested in showing off her cleavage and having banter with Minchin than giving a meaningful and half reliable forecast, and that smug, arrogant bald prat on GMB who is more interested in sucking up to Piers Morgan than giving a straightforward forecast. When I'm working outside I'd like to have SOME sort of idea whether I'd need a coat, suncream or scarf please!

PeterH 07-02-2018 05:37 AM

Getting the urge to fart when receiving a blow job.

PeterH 07-02-2018 05:38 AM

The blower getting the hump post said fart.

PeterH 07-02-2018 05:39 AM

Having someone literally fart in your face when you are performing an act of pleasure.

JJ 07-02-2018 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14104071)
Having someone literally fart in your face when you are performing an act of pleasure.

Payback for the contents of the previous post?

Worksop Palace 07-02-2018 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14102581)
Definitely not. Unfortunately we’re in a hotel with 700 kids. It’s a one star at best and there is **** all to do apart from boast about my boredom.:D

One assumes you are there for skiing ? So why don’t you go ski ?

Eagle Kneevil 07-02-2018 08:10 AM

Packaging that says ‘peel here’ that even Geoff Capes would struggle to open.

elgin eagle 07-02-2018 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eagle Kneevil (Post 14104090)
Packaging that says ‘peel here’ that even Geoff Capes would struggle to open.


Maidstoned Eagle 07-02-2018 09:53 AM

Larry David.

elgin eagle 07-02-2018 10:38 AM

Maidstoned Eagle

ebyeeckeagle 07-02-2018 10:46 AM

McVities Digestives.

No, not the biscuit, the wrapping. Some Tetra plastic. It can't be recycled at home or with plastic bags at the supermarket, but you can send it off by post.

I did in fact have at a look at their website where they proudly announce a recycling scheme; register, download a free UPS label from your account, attach it to your shipment of stored empty wrappers and then 'order a free pick-up via UPS (or drop it off at your closest UPS drop-off point)'.

Seriously? Just change the ******* material.

Seriously?

saxoneagle 07-02-2018 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14104084)
One assumes you are there for skiing ? So why don’t you go ski ?

He said it was a white-out. Means conditions are so bad you can't see jackshit and they'll have closed off all the lifts.

saxoneagle 07-02-2018 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebyeeckeagle (Post 14104247)
McVities Digestives.

No, not the biscuit, the wrapping. Some Tetra plastic. It can't be recycled at home or with plastic bags at the supermarket, but you can send it off by post.

I did in fact have at a look at their website where they proudly announce a recycling scheme; register, download a free UPS label from your account, attach it to your shipment of stored empty wrappers and then 'order a free pick-up via UPS (or drop it off at your closest UPS drop-off point)'.

Seriously? Just change the ******* material.

Seriously?

That's great for the environment, carting it around the country in a truck.

little al 07-02-2018 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebyeeckeagle (Post 14104247)
McVities Digestives.

No, not the biscuit, the wrapping. Some Tetra plastic. It can't be recycled at home or with plastic bags at the supermarket, but you can send it off by post.

I did in fact have at a look at their website where they proudly announce a recycling scheme; register, download a free UPS label from your account, attach it to your shipment of stored empty wrappers and then 'order a free pick-up via UPS (or drop it off at your closest UPS drop-off point)'.

Seriously? Just change the ******* material.

Seriously?

Life is too short to **** about recycling, just chuck it in the bin.

Skiddo 07-02-2018 06:29 PM

Blokes that refer to their car as 'she' or 'her'.

Worksop Palace 07-02-2018 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14104268)
He said it was a white-out. Means conditions are so bad you can't see jackshit and they'll have closed off all the lifts.

Ah right thanks

Useful as I am about to ( hopefully ) book our first family skiing trip. Hoping it continues to bomb it down with snow as we are looking to go pretty much at the end of season

Stellavista 07-02-2018 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14104963)
Ah right thanks

Useful as I am about to ( hopefully ) book our first family skiing trip. Hoping it continues to bomb it down with snow as we are looking to go pretty much at the end of season

Egypt. Great place to ski.

http://www.puretravel.com/uploadedre...0518174927.jpg

Maidstoned Eagle 07-02-2018 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14104240)
Maidstoned Eagle

My work here is complete

Polak 07-02-2018 09:15 PM

Sitting down to lunch at work at 1:30pm and looking for the pre-match press conference thread on the BBS. Couldn't find it. Found the Roy Hodgson thread ok and nothing there mentioned the presser. Surely its always there at that time on a Thursday? Going home on the bus I was thinking about the match on Saturday and the lack of a press conference. It then dawned on me that it was only bloody Wednesday. Pissed off. Very pissed off. Still 2 days to the sodding weekend. Bollocks.

elgin eagle 07-02-2018 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14105054)
My work here is complete

:)

Half the squad getting long term injuries at the same time.

SA Eagle 07-02-2018 09:39 PM

A repeat, unfortunately, but people who think that the whole train wants to hear their pointless telephone conversation on the train home; tonight’s ****nugget regaling everyone with his story of how he’s concerned that maybe he’s not “university material”, damn right he’s not, he’d struggle at ******* kindergarten.

Worksop Palace 07-02-2018 09:45 PM

People who phone in to Durham and Gough on talk sport and start with ‘hi guys, yeah great show as always’

Feck off

andyocpfc 07-02-2018 10:33 PM

Or say “I’m a first time caller so go easy”.

Stellavista 08-02-2018 12:32 AM

Grammar police, I'm afraid, but this has pissed me off for years.
Whenever I hear it, I want to scream:

"The female of the species is more deadlier than the male".

KYLIE MINEAGLE 08-02-2018 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14104071)
Having someone literally fart in your face when you are performing an act of pleasure.

Surely you would have had to pay for that. No?

bubbs11 08-02-2018 07:51 AM

Cars with loud exhaust pipes.

Every time one roars past me and kills every calm cell I have left in my body I just think, ‘Why? You attention seeking waaaaaanker! Why?!’

SeanPalace84 08-02-2018 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14105491)
Cars with loud exhaust pipes.

Every time one roars past me and kills every calm cell I have left in my body I just think, ‘Why? You attention seeking waaaaaanker! Why?!’

Yep, spot on.

Same with motorbikes too.

Polak 08-02-2018 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 14105504)
Yep, spot on.

Same with motorbikes too.

Agreed motorbike making a hell of a racket down Dingwall Road the morning

Icy 08-02-2018 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14105491)
Cars with loud exhaust pipes.

Every time one roars past me and kills every calm cell I have left in my body I just think, ‘Why? You attention seeking waaaaaanker! Why?!’

Almost always on shitty little hatchbacks where there are no performance benefits.

Some bellend down the road spends about 10 mins every morning warming his shitcan up with the monotonous drone banging out of his exhaust pissing everyone off.

Maidstoned Eagle 08-02-2018 02:09 PM

The ignorant **** who left his van running outside my classroom for half an hour, filling my class full of 5 year olds, with exhaust fumes and then abused my colleague who asked him to turn it off or move it and then tried to fight me in front of my classes parents.

andyocpfc 08-02-2018 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14105491)
Cars with loud exhaust pipes.

Every time one roars past me and kills every calm cell I have left in my body I just think, ‘Why? You attention seeking waaaaaanker! Why?!’


Yes indeed, especially when you’re at home and you have a toddler child in bed which scares her or wakes her up.

PeterH 08-02-2018 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14105833)
The ignorant **** who left his van running outside my classroom for half an hour, filling my class full of 5 year olds, with exhaust fumes and then abused my colleague who asked him to turn it off or move it and then tried to fight me in front of my classes parents.

Catch up with him out of sight later.

Maidstoned Eagle 08-02-2018 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14105933)
Catch up with him out of sight later.

Pretty sure our receptionists husband will be taking care of that. Of course, this may now inspire another neg rep from a certain lurker.´...andnot that Caribbean ****wit TAK

grand aigle 08-02-2018 05:52 PM

Anyone who starts a reply to a question with 'so..'!

Q.What did you do last night?
A. So, I watched TV and had sex!

ceeby 08-02-2018 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grand aigle (Post 14106191)
Anyone who starts a reply to a question with 'so..'!

Q.What did you do last night?
A. So, I watched TV and had sex!

That gets me badly as well, it's even appearing in emails now, drives me insane, but then again most modern sayings do these days. It must be me getting an old and grumpy bastard.

danpalace07 08-02-2018 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 14104946)
Blokes that refer to their car as 'she' or 'her'.

The kind of people who'd buy a Jeremy Clarkson book

Maz 08-02-2018 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14105933)
Catch up with him out of sight later.

Violence is always a great answer.

Fatboy 08-02-2018 07:22 PM

TV hosts that say 'give it up for...'

Give what up ? watching you on telly ?

Blind_Eagle 08-02-2018 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grand aigle (Post 14106191)
Anyone who starts a reply to a question with 'so..'!

Q.What did you do last night?
A. So, I watched TV and had sex!

Q. How’s your sex life these days?
A. So so

Maz 08-02-2018 07:53 PM

Q : if I do needlework, what might I be said to do?

A : Sew.

Blind_Eagle 08-02-2018 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14106359)
Q : if I do needlework, what might I be said to do?

A : Sew.

That’s cheating. :D

I discarded options such as Graham le Saux, the music scale and several others which would only work for someone capable of reading.

Stellavista 08-02-2018 08:17 PM

I'm still stunned that Maidstoned is left in charge of a class full of five year-olds..


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