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Prince Phillip 28-06-2018 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 14310853)
Now I'm started.

That bet 365 advert showing you can live a cool life - and bet at the same time!

Absolutely loathe this preposterous ad. "Where gut instinct meets smarts!" The advertisers for the gambling industry have now officially eaten themselves. For a start the guy needs to put some cake on his shoes to invite his trousers down for tea.........and then, do you see he greets an actual black guy on the way in? He must know him. How modern and urban is that?:rolleyes:

The Norwoodsman 28-06-2018 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 14312202)
Have tried to be reasonable with you but now you write this. I would like you to move out by the end of the month.

Fair enough. So was it 65% of your stamp duty or 75%?

I've been so focussed on tent shopping that it's completely slipped my mind.

BERT'S HEAD 28-06-2018 05:25 PM

It's 80 per cent but I will throw in the tent.

The Norwoodsman 28-06-2018 05:26 PM

*Tear-streaked grovelling acceptance*

BERT'S HEAD 28-06-2018 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Norwoodsman (Post 14312236)
*Tear-streaked grovelling acceptance*

:D

glenn.f 28-06-2018 07:02 PM

Having my earhole bent the minute I walk in from work cos the stepson is a turning into a grade A cock. Despite her deciding she has already dealt with it...why bother bintering on about it then.

cappuccinoeagle 28-06-2018 10:39 PM

Obviously England losing, Hoddle commentating and Fellaini are all annoying, but itís the return of Januzaj, ex wanker who spent half his time at Man U diving, that tops the lot.

danpalace07 29-06-2018 03:08 AM

people supporting other teams telling England fans what we should expect from our side, how we shouldn't support them (how dare we throw limbs aots when celebrating a last min winner...), pissing on our rare optimism etc

seen it a lot before and during this world cup and it gets right on my tits

Hedgehog 29-06-2018 03:16 AM

Trying to explain how the World Cup works to my wife. I thought she had it, then says to me, "I'm sorry England lost". "It's OK, we are still in it" I tell her. To which she says, "How can that be, they lost".

gold76 29-06-2018 09:09 AM

My barber

I innocently told him where id be watching the game and he turned up and got mcshit*****d pissing off my mates in the process

Literally had to throw him in a cab

Stellavista 29-06-2018 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14312871)
Obviously England losing, Hoddle commentating and Fellaini are all annoying, but itís the return of Januzaj, ex wanker who spent half his time at Man U diving, that tops the lot.

You'll be pleased you've got Falcao to come next, then ;)

Stellavista 29-06-2018 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 14313080)
My barber

I innocently told him where is be watching the game and he turned up and got mcshit*****d pissing off my mates in the process

Literally had to throw him in a cab

That's almost as annoying as the old mate who turned up to my wedding, coked off his face, and spent the evening reaching new levels of obnoxiousness while flirting with my mum. Also flung into a cab, with his wealthy, even less pleasant, girlfriend. :)

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 29-06-2018 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 14313080)
My barber

I innocently told him where id be watching the game and he turned up and got mcshit*****d pissing off my mates in the process

Literally had to throw him in a cab

Next time tell him your watching the match in Aberdeen, that'll test his mettle as a barber/drinking (ex)buddy/mate-pi**er-offer.

wedgetail 29-06-2018 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14313008)
Trying to explain how the World Cup works to my wife. I thought she had it, then says to me, "I'm sorry England lost". "It's OK, we are still in it" I tell her. To which she says, "How can that be, they lost".

Snap

stevek 29-06-2018 10:45 AM

Any comments about wives/girlfriends not understanding football/World Cup. Especially when they say it to my wife.

BERT'S HEAD 29-06-2018 12:26 PM

Gazza - widely advertised yesterday on BBC that he would be on Robbie Savage's show this morning live. I thought 'how long before he uses the f bomb ?'

About 20 seconds as it turned out.

Johnnieboy 29-06-2018 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14313008)
Trying to explain how the World Cup works to my wife. I thought she had it, then says to me, "I'm sorry England lost". "It's OK, we are still in it" I tell her. To which she says, "How can that be, they lost".

Good job you didn't have to explain the going through on yellow cards thing...

elgin eagle 29-06-2018 12:37 PM

Pengey going home with the Germans.

BERT'S HEAD 29-06-2018 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14313256)
Pengey going home with the Germans.

Tickertape reception for him along the High St.

RobertCPFC 29-06-2018 01:31 PM

He might be back tomorrow.

Wednesday can't have been easy for him.

Johnnieboy 29-06-2018 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14313256)
Pengey going home with the Germans.

People accusing Pengey of going home

Lombardarian 30-06-2018 07:46 AM

Having a new 'better' computer system at work(which, in my view is not as good as the previous one) and being frequently told off by my boss I am doing things 'wrong' and have to change my working ways in to use it correctly - surely a new 'better' system should bend to me -not me having to adapt and change my whole way i work.

elgin eagle 30-06-2018 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnieboy (Post 14313333)
People accusing Pengey of going home

:p

Calls himself a fan.

Isle of Wight 30-06-2018 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lombardarian (Post 14313797)
Having a new 'better' computer system at work(which, in my view is not as good as the previous one) and being frequently told off by my boss I am doing things 'wrong' and have to change my working ways in to use it correctly - surely a new 'better' system should bend to me -not me having to adapt and change my whole way i work.

Yep same with phones. You get used to using it then it changes and makes the phone slower and you frustrated. iTunes is the classic example

elgin eagle 30-06-2018 03:18 PM

Horse flies.

Bitey bastards. Feck off.

Sick Bucket 30-06-2018 03:26 PM

All flies can **** off.

Sand. Overrated.

Sick Bucket 30-06-2018 03:26 PM

.

cappuccinoeagle 30-06-2018 09:10 PM

ITV football commentators Clive Tyldesley and Jon Champion - they both grind my gears.

art malice 01-07-2018 01:19 AM

Aztec Camera.

Fvck off

art malice 01-07-2018 01:30 AM

That the Cocteau Twins never did Eurovision

the digger 01-07-2018 11:20 AM

People who think everyone is interested in their dog (or child)

cappuccinoeagle 01-07-2018 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14315060)
Aztec Camera.

Fvck off

Why? Seems harsh.

Isle of Wight 01-07-2018 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14315206)
People who think everyone is interested in their dog (or child)

I have 4 kids and 4 dogs which one would you like to talk about? :p

the digger 01-07-2018 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14315216)
I have 4 kids and 4 dogs which one would you like to talk about? :p

Your cat.

Isle of Wight 01-07-2018 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14315218)
Your cat.

:D

the digger 01-07-2018 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14315223)
:D

I must admit, I was mildly impressed I didn't write "your oldest daughter"

dannyb1 01-07-2018 11:34 AM

Going shopping and having to decide the dinners, each week is a chore that I give into and go for the same old crap out of necessity.

I sit and watch those 6 minute cooking videos on the book and think to myself "oh that looks nice, might give that a go" knowing full well I can't as the 3 kids are all a pain in the ass "I don't like this I don't like that" to be fair the older 2 ain't that bad and will try new things.

I hate cooking different dinners, and I can't put spice in things as Mrs B has no tolerance to it at all.

the drexciyan 01-07-2018 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14315060)
Aztec Camera.

Fvck off

How long were you saving that one up?

the digger 01-07-2018 12:15 PM

Space invaders.

The spatially challenged humans, not the digital aliens.

Isle of Wight 01-07-2018 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14315269)
Space invaders.

The spatially challenged humans, not the digital aliens.

Or the tasty wheat based snack?

Oh sorry that's space RAIDERS my kids call them space invaders which is very amusing dont you think. My dogs just wolf them down.

art malice 01-07-2018 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14315212)
Why? Seems harsh.

I saw archive footage of Roddy Frame last night looking smug before launching into some poxy whimsy.

Stellavista 01-07-2018 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyb1 (Post 14315229)
Going shopping and having to decide the dinners, each week is a chore that I give into and go for the same old crap out of necessity.

I sit and watch those 6 minute cooking videos on the book and think to myself "oh that looks nice, might give that a go" knowing full well I can't as the 3 kids are all a pain in the ass "I don't like this I don't like that" to be fair the older 2 ain't that bad and will try new things.

I hate cooking different dinners, and I can't put spice in things as Mrs B has no tolerance to it at all.

Your solution is to bin the Mrs, and eat like a king.

the digger 01-07-2018 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14315291)
Or the tasty wheat based snack?

Oh sorry that's space RAIDERS my kids call them space invaders which is very amusing dont you think. My dogs just wolf them down.

How old is your oldest daughter?

the digger 01-07-2018 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14315390)
Your solution is to bin the Mrs, and eat like a king.

Or, eat the Mrs. Basted in chilli sauce.

boroeagle 01-07-2018 04:12 PM

Im sat on Eastbourne beach. Lovely sunny day. 3 miles of beach Im told. So why do i get the annoying , shouting loud music playing group sit next to me?? Sod off [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]

the digger 01-07-2018 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boroeagle (Post 14315445)
Im sat on Eastbourne beach. Lovely sunny day. 3 miles of beach Im told. So why do i get the annoying , shouting loud music playing group sit next to me?? Sod off [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]

Because thereís more than one and they sit at intervals that mean they canít hear each other but no one else can manage to get out of earshot.

boroeagle 01-07-2018 04:18 PM

Im sure i was never like that as a youngster.

Isle of Wight 01-07-2018 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14315439)
How old is your oldest daughter?

23, economics degree from LSE 5'10 slim in a well paid job with a career nicely planned in mergers and acquisitions in the city. Single.

the digger 01-07-2018 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14315528)
23, economics degree from LSE 5'10 slim in a well paid job with a career nicely planned in mergers and acquisitions in the city. Single.

If she wasn't below my decency line, I'd say she was the exception that proved the rule. :love:

Joe85 01-07-2018 06:03 PM

Microsoft Office going subscription based.

Zulu84 01-07-2018 06:04 PM

Tiki taka

Lombardarian 01-07-2018 08:10 PM

Ok, I realise this might sound bad initially but 'charity workers' out of context. Please hear me out though cos I am convinced i am in the right on this one - I was in a Purley pub enjoying the Russia v Spain game and a charity worker comes in during the penalties, goes up to everyone for money and comes upto me starting to give me this spiel during critical moment of the penalties and I snapped told her 'Go away, I am watching the football' she then abused me back as she walked away.

cappuccinoeagle 01-07-2018 11:18 PM

Little Englander Brexiteers - thought I'd keep it out the July 1st thread

ExiledStirling 02-07-2018 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14315606)
Microsoft Office going subscription based.

Amen to that.

Get LibreOffice it is free and MS Office compatible.

ExiledStirling 02-07-2018 10:19 AM

Palace fans who look for any reason to knock Steve Parish.

If they were bought a brand new car, their favourite one, for their birthday, they would moan about the colour.

Prince Phillip 02-07-2018 11:07 AM

Self-appointed "South American Football Expert" Tim Vickery. What annoys me is he's got the worst "Jan Leaming" ever for adopting a ridiculous native accent whenever pronouncing a South American player's name. He almost stops his sentence and takes a run up.
I do hope he's consistent and names such as Patrick O'Flaherty, Pierre DuPont & Hans Mueller get the same treatment this side of the Atlantic.

Bipe 02-07-2018 11:29 AM

Things that annoy you
 
I love Tim Vickery I have to say, think he shows up the likes of Shearer and Savage for the dullards that they are.

On a more serious note, I had cause to pop into my local Co-op yesterday for a few essential provisions and I was once again dismayed to observe the lady behind the counter give her fingers a good lick in order to open the carrier bag she was loading my groceries into. Supermarkets either need to make this a sackable offence or design bags which open more easily. I really don't want a stranger's spittle in close proximity to anything I or my family are going to eat.

gold76 02-07-2018 11:40 AM

Putting pennies on, Argentina, Portugal, Spain and Croatia (yes they won, but not in 90 minutes) 0-4 for the weekend..

Don't ask me for any tips.

gold76 02-07-2018 11:41 AM

Amazing always nicking a £1 out of my account, they give it back, but still rankles..

gold76 02-07-2018 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14315060)
Aztec Camera.

Fvck off

Somewhere in my heart is innoffensive!

Maidstoned Eagle 02-07-2018 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14315440)
Or, eat the Mrs. Basted in chilli sauce.

You baste the mrs in her own juices....and you have the cheek to call yourself a chef?

the digger 02-07-2018 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14316669)
You baste the mrs in her own juices....and you have the cheek to call yourself a chef?

I would. But the OP was lamenting that she wouldn't let him eat spicey food. So killing two birds.....

Isle of Wight 02-07-2018 05:21 PM

The certain knowledge that the weather will be shite once the kids break up

cantspell 02-07-2018 10:30 PM

The amount of commercial vans parking on my road - with the drive access already reducing parking this is a problem. Park your vans at your workplace

firesign 02-07-2018 10:37 PM

Belgians

Blind_Eagle 02-07-2018 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14317119)
The certain knowledge that the weather will be shite once the kids break up

Last year that happened down here on the very day they broke up. And pretty much stayed shit for the rest of the holiday.

Hibernator 03-07-2018 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14315528)
23, economics degree from LSE 5'10 slim in a well paid job with a career nicely planned in mergers and acquisitions in the city. Single.

Yeah but has she got her own teeth?

Socrates 03-07-2018 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 14316644)
I love Tim Vickery I have to say, think he shows up the likes of Shearer and Savage for the dullards that they are.

On a more serious note, I had cause to pop into my local Co-op yesterday for a few essential provisions and I was once again dismayed to observe the lady behind the counter give her fingers a good lick in order to open the carrier bag she was loading my groceries into. Supermarkets either need to make this a sackable offence or design bags which open more easily. I really don't want a stranger's spittle in close proximity to anything I or my family are going to eat.

I agree on Tim Vickery.

On your second point: pack your own bags.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 03-07-2018 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 14316607)
Self-appointed "South American Football Expert" Tim Vickery. What annoys me is he's got the worst "Jan Leaming" ever for adopting a ridiculous native accent whenever pronouncing a South American player's name. He almost stops his sentence and takes a run up.
I do hope he's consistent and names such as Patrick O'Flaherty, Pierre DuPont & Hans Mueller get the same treatment this side of the Atlantic.

Ha. If you can see if you can get a clip of Lucy Zelic the Australain presenter if you want to hear someone wanting to hear pronunciation. It's laughable.The whole World Cup has been one load of over pronunciation including ,saying arena as, Rrwna.

Terrace Bickle 03-07-2018 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 14316644)
Supermarkets either need to make this a sackable offence or design bags which open more easily. I really don't want a stranger's spittle in close proximity to anything I or my family are going to eat.

I'll stop wanking in the fruit and veg bags, I promise.

LumpyBumpy 03-07-2018 02:46 PM

Bread, of any sort, that is not buttered to the edges. I hate dry crusts!

little al 03-07-2018 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LumpyBumpy (Post 14318590)
Bread, of any sort, that is not buttered to the edges. I hate dry crusts!

You would hate my pants.

Hedgehog 03-07-2018 11:39 PM

Watching an England game in a Bar in The US. An English pub no less. Too many English armchair football "experts" and US girls who know nothing about what the **** is going on.

As an aside, as this all happened around mid-day here, dosen't anybody work any more?

firesign 04-07-2018 12:15 AM

Clive Tyldesley
Colombians
Ryan Giggs
ITV
Clive Tyldesley

TopKnot 04-07-2018 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14320308)
Watching an England game in a Bar in The US. An English pub no less. Too many English armchair football "experts" and US girls who know nothing about what the **** is going on.

Not that different to how it is over here tbh...

Maidstoned Eagle 04-07-2018 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 14320465)
Not that different to how it is over here tbh...

Yep, had to endure two trendies discussing football whilst I was watching the Spain game on Sunday...it was cringeworthy.

CP-RJW 04-07-2018 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 14320465)
Not that different to how it is over here tbh...

Yes, worst thing about the World Cup. People who couldn’t explain to you the offside rule thinking their opinions are insightful, and even some people who’ve banged on about hating football in the past that have jumped on the England bandwagon.

Maz 04-07-2018 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14320591)
Yep, had to endure two trendies discussing football whilst I was watching the Spain game on Sunday...it was cringeworthy.

You should try sitting in front of them at SP, match after match. They shout out advice to the players.

One day; one day...

Nostrils 05-07-2018 07:25 PM

Those American robot voices on YouTube dubbed over stills of football stuff you'd like to watch. There's 'kin loads of em!

Terrace Bickle 05-07-2018 07:57 PM

False nails on ladies. How do they think they look feminine or attractive? It's blatantly obvious they're false when they're the size of a small shovel.

Also why do so many girls have scarey eyebrows? They look as if they're angry with everyone and have been stenciled with marker pen.

PALACEWU 05-07-2018 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 14322809)
False nails on ladies. How do they think they look feminine or attractive? It's blatantly obvious they're false when they're the size of a small shovel.

Also why do so many girls have scarey eyebrows? They look as if they're angry with everyone and have been stenciled with marker pen.

Really hurts getting one up the bum with those talons.

the digger 06-07-2018 05:04 PM

People who ignore hand luggage restrictions. Including the airline staff.

Maidstoned Eagle 06-07-2018 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PALACEWU (Post 14322811)
Really hurts getting one up the bum with those talons.

Especially when one comes off and you dont realise til you have a dump.

PIE "N" MASH 06-07-2018 07:53 PM

The digger i'm on with no air con,must have been 35+ in there today:eek::eek:

the digger 06-07-2018 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14324101)
The digger i'm on with no air con,must have been 35+ in there today:eek::eek:

Consider yourself lucky that the couple next to you haven't waited until landing to change their daughters nappy.

I may have misunderstood the context of your post

ExiledStirling 07-07-2018 10:18 AM

Orange day marches.

One going past my window just now.

What an apalling din it is.

The ******* drum and the flutes. There is a reason this type of music is not in our modern day culture.

It is so bad that there is no need to even delve into the bigotted views that lay behind men who want to dress themselves up in fading 20 year old garb, that makes them look as ridiculous as they truly are.

elgin eagle 07-07-2018 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14324724)
Orange day marches.

One going past my window just now.

What an apalling din it is.

The ******* drum and the flutes. There is a reason this type of music is not in our modern day culture.

It is so bad that there is no need to even delve into the bigotted views that lay behind men who want to dress themselves up in fading 20 year old garb, that makes them look as ridiculous as they truly are.

Remember to employ the breadcrumb/seagull tactics. You have a prime spot for revenge for their bigoted din. Just lob it up in the air like confetti.

ExiledStirling 07-07-2018 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14324737)
Remember to employ the breadcrumb/seagull tactics. You have a prime spot for revenge for their bigoted din. Just lob it up in the air like confetti.

:D

Luckily this was not like last year when all of the Orange order bands in Central Scotland descended on Alloa.

Well I hope not. Now wondering if what just went by was a practice run, and that when England play this PM I will not only be be hearing the England drum off the TV but will have it blasting into my ears from outside my window as well.

cappuccinoeagle 07-07-2018 06:16 PM

Martin Keown co commentating - talks too much
Alan Shearer's punditry - mundane
Delli Alli scoring - wish he hadn't scored, wish it had been Sterling

wedgetail 07-07-2018 08:19 PM

The fomts used on the back of shirts at the world cup.

Isle of Wight 07-07-2018 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14325436)
Martin Keown co commentating - talks too much
Alan Shearer's punditry - mundane
Delli Alli scoring - wish he hadn't scored, wish it had been Sterling

God Keown is awful. Shearer is ok and I don't care who scores but would love Sterling to get one as he has worked his socks off.

Yoda 07-07-2018 09:22 PM

The plethora of marketing emails that I’ve received from companies pretending to congratulate England but really trying to sell me the replica shirt etc.

Some have already mailed me twice in one hour.

Oldtown Eagle 07-07-2018 10:03 PM

BT telling me that my tel and broadband is "changing". Just come out and say it. It's a price hike! Gits.

PIE "N" MASH 08-07-2018 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14324203)
Consider yourself lucky that the couple next to you haven't waited until landing to change their daughters nappy.

I may have misunderstood the context of your post

Think you misunderstood it entirely.
:D:D

elgin eagle 08-07-2018 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14324740)
:D

Luckily this was not like last year when all of the Orange order bands in Central Scotland descended on Alloa.

Well I hope not. Now wondering if what just went by was a practice run, and that when England play this PM I will not only be be hearing the England drum off the TV but will have it blasting into my ears from outside my window as well.

Hope all was quiet.

As an aside wtf are seagulls doing in Alloa anyway? It's miles from the sea. How have we allowed this vermin to spread everywhere like this? Need to shoot them like russophobes.

ExiledStirling 08-07-2018 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14326145)
Hope all was quiet.

As an aside wtf are seagulls doing in Alloa anyway? It's miles from the sea. How have we allowed this vermin to spread everywhere like this? Need to shoot them like russophobes.

It was Paul.

Alloa, to maintain its general scummy ambience, manages to hide its waterways from general view very well.

However a little delve into history, will tell you that Alloa and its surounds was a thriving place, with breweries, textile industries, glass works and coal mining because it was a river port that connected well with Glasgow and its city connections to the rest of Europe and beyond.

Then Thatcher happened*. It now takes pride in its second and third generation unemployed community that make Glaswegians such as Rab C Nesbitt look over somewhat enviously at.


* I hate Thatcher and therefore am hoping people take me at my word and not delve further and find out I am perhap stretching the truth (lying even) by blamimg her entirely for creating a sub culture of humankind

ExiledStirling 08-07-2018 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14326145)
Need to shoot them like russophobes.

As for Russophobes does this count Paul? From someone from Alloa and its surrounds and on my FB friends list, who posted this yesterday;

I rang Rentokil and said, "At first there was only a couple but soon the ****ers had invaded the whole street. And the smell ... it's just unbearable"
He said, "Rats?"
I said, "No ... Eastern Europeans"


He is a Rangers fan.

elgin eagle 08-07-2018 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14326206)
It was Paul.

Alloa, to maintain its general scummy ambience, manages to hide its waterways from general view very well.

However a little delve into history, will tell you that Alloa and its surounds was a thriving place, with breweries, textile industries, glass works and coal mining because it was a river port that connected well with Glasgow and its city connections to the rest of Europe and beyond.

Then Thatcher happened*. It now takes pride in its second and third generation unemployed community that make Glaswegians such as Rab C Nesbitt look over somewhat enviously at.


* I hate Thatcher and therefore am hoping people take me at my word and not delve further and find out I am perhap stretching the truth (lying even) by blamimg her entirely for creating a sub culture of humankind

:D

I lived in the valleys for 5 years mate, I hear you well.

elgin eagle 08-07-2018 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14326222)
As for Russophobes does this count Paul? From someone from Alloa and its surrounds and on my FB friends list, who posted this yesterday;

I rang Rentokil and said, "At first there was only a couple but soon the ****ers had invaded the whole street. And the smell ... it's just unbearable"
He said, "Rats?"
I said, "No ... Eastern Europeans"


He is a Rangers fan.

Should sterilise the *****. (Not the Eastern Europeans).

the digger 08-07-2018 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14326096)
Think you misunderstood it entirely.
:D:D

People using my username in common parlance.


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