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Maz 31-08-2015 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12556674)
Leaving my car in gear and forgetting I have done so when I restart it.

You mean being old?

ExiledStirling 31-08-2015 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12556720)
You mean being old?

Yes thats it, I am annoyed with the passage of time, so not with myself after all.

I feel better already, but I am not so sure why, or why I started writing this.

CT_Palace 31-08-2015 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12556716)
Yes, and there is a long list of reasons I have for being annoyed with myself :)

But just now I curse at myself most when starting the car when in gear.

I did actually blurt out yesterday 'you stupid ****' and felt much better for it.

In light of the above can I suggest you change your blurt to a more accurate "you stupid old ****"? I think you'll feel even better for it :p

ExiledStirling 31-08-2015 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12556763)
In light of the above can I suggest you change your blurt to a more accurate "you stupid old ****"? I think you'll feel even better for it :p

:D

Now I just have to hope to remember this when I do it next time. I dont fancy my chances of doing so :(

elgin eagle 31-08-2015 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12556674)
Leaving my car in gear and forgetting I have done so when I restart it.

Still better than forgetting to put it in gear and looking out the window half an hour later to the sound of a car alarm and seeing the thing embedded into a wall. Bloody election winning distracting bastard tories :veryangry

Chocky 31-08-2015 06:01 PM

They have handbrakes in England.

elgin eagle 31-08-2015 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12556895)
They have handbrakes in England.

And big feck off hills in scotland which render iffy handbrakes useless, as i found to my considerable cost :( Normally leave it in gear with the wheel turned to the kerb as well. Just not after a sleepless night watching the election results.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 31-08-2015 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12556519)
Has "so" replaced "look" then?

Look I'm not sure you know. So I'll have to check and get back to you.

For Paranoias 01-09-2015 11:19 AM

St Pancreas station. Aaaaggh !!

WLYWLYAWYPWF 01-09-2015 11:34 AM

Jim White and the c*nt hasn't even clocked on yet!

RDSdaEAGLE 01-09-2015 11:35 AM

People coughing without covering their mouths. Filthy bastards.

Breaking rocks 01-09-2015 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12558703)
Jim White and the c*nt hasn't even clocked on yet!

:D

mroakley9 01-09-2015 01:15 PM

Two things today:

1) Glenn's gone, and Mile and/or Joe could be leaving
2) I can't log on to Ultimate Team on FIFA like f**king hell it's not hard to fix EA you useless pricks

WLYWLYAWYPWF 01-09-2015 05:25 PM

The fact that whilst hating every single tedious fecking second of this deadline countdown I can't bring myself to turn the fecking thing over. Actually I did watch tipping point for twenty minutes. (see above but replace deadline countdown with tipping point)

Jukesy 01-09-2015 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 12557836)
Look I'm not sure you know. So I'll have to check and get back to you.

"Look" is the Aussie "So" :D

EastbourneEagle 01-09-2015 10:39 PM

Missing out on Deadline Day as worked till 6.45

Keith Lemon - why is he on everything! He's not funny, and I don't know many people that think he is. Eff off u twat

chrisophiex 01-09-2015 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by EastbourneEagle (Post 12561472)
Missing out on Deadline Day as worked till 6.45



You really didn't miss much to be honest. :)

Nork1 02-09-2015 12:20 PM

I'm not sure why and I've probably already mentioned it but the sneering use of the term 'soc.lib' on these boards REALLY gets on my ******* tits.

Pat of the Palace 02-09-2015 12:36 PM

Wanky shaky camera shots in fillums and on the telly. I know it's supposed to look edgy and "street" but it does my head in.

EagleSE24 02-09-2015 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 12562130)
Wanky shaky camera shots in fillums and on the telly. I know it's supposed to look edgy and "street" but it does my head in.

I hate this when it's football highlights. They'll show a player from such an angle it looks like the manager is filming with what appears to be a camera smeared with vaseline, and then suddenly cut to a shot from behind the goal that only shows one of the posts and then the ball will appear in shot.

All set to some awful music. I simply don't understand how this is ever a good idea.

Chocky 02-09-2015 04:32 PM

Having to wait a whole year and spend 357.48 to build my brass solar system model by buying magazines. I had the same problem a couple of years ago trying to build a f*cking galleon.

mroakley9 03-09-2015 10:56 AM

This ad:


ExiledStirling 03-09-2015 11:16 AM

My using the word 'aye' yesterday when asked a question.

Bloody Scots. Time to move back down South before things get worse and I start walking around in a dress.

viking's no1 03-09-2015 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12563318)
My using the word 'aye' yesterday when asked a question.

Bloody Scots. Time to move back down South before things get worse and I start walking around in a dress.

Having a chicken something or other in Mr Singh's in Stirling last night. Right through me this morning.

Jack Regan 03-09-2015 06:06 PM

The Beckham kids thinking it's OK to grow up mimicking their parents. Smile Brooklyn, it wont kill you you stupid bastard.

Reps AJ 03-09-2015 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12564098)
The Beckham kids thinking it's OK to grow up mimicking their parents. Smile Brooklyn, it wont kill you you stupid bastard.

The fact that anyone knows who the Beckham kids are, let alone gives a toss what they're doing

Chocky 03-09-2015 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 12564129)
The fact that anyone knows who the Beckham kids are, let alone gives a toss what they're doing

Sky Sports announced his son signed for QPR. As if I give a c**t. But I did think that would pave the way for Austin coming to Palace.

For Paranoias 03-09-2015 07:58 PM

POUNDS has got an s on the end if there is more than one.

Wolfnipplechips 03-09-2015 08:18 PM

Are more than one? Not sure......

mroakley9 03-09-2015 08:48 PM

Croatia drew to Azerbaijan and f**ked up my f**king multi the usless pricks

Jack Regan 03-09-2015 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 12564129)
The fact that anyone knows who the Beckham kids are, let alone gives a toss what they're doing

One of the little shits was on trial at Arsenal, but failed to make the grade (I don't know his name, Bonio?). I'm absolutely delighted though as it means his father's name counted for nothing, I said nothing.

Stavros 69 03-09-2015 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12562441)
Having to wait a whole year and spend 357.48 to build my brass solar system model by buying magazines. I had the same problem a couple of years ago trying to build a f*cking galleon.

Hope no one nicks your post

WLYWLYAWYPWF 03-09-2015 10:44 PM

Dumb tarts asking me in the queue at the bank if they can help at all. You can if you get behind the f*cking jump and do something useful otherwise f*ck off and leave me alone.

elgin eagle 04-09-2015 12:04 AM

Dogs that run after trains. Either way you're going to lose.

Oddjob 04-09-2015 09:52 AM

'coin' being used as a term for an amount of money

CT_Palace 04-09-2015 10:16 AM

British Airways' use of the phrase "hidden gem" to recommend a film on their inflight entertainment.
It's not a hidden gem at all, it's a cheap, low budget, not good enough to go on general release, film that BA has added to their catalogue to make it look like they have loads of great inflight movies to watch .

elgin eagle 04-09-2015 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12565024)
'coin' being used as a term for an amount of money

^^^

Amazing how many things annoy when you stop and think :)

ammiller 04-09-2015 10:24 AM

People who don't know the difference between "advise" and advice"

Scum.

TopKnot 04-09-2015 10:49 AM

cool people loudly proclaiming to all how little they know or care about various celebrities

pallet 04-09-2015 10:51 AM

People that think they are cool.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-09-2015 01:13 PM

New generation of mothers who listen to their iPods whilst pushing their child along in a buggy. Give me strength. I also find fathers who think they're too cool to push the buggy with both hands annoying. You look like a complete prick. Just push it properly.

danpalace07 04-09-2015 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 12565121)
cool people loudly proclaiming to all how little they know or care about various celebrities

people who write off all pop music and hip hop etc as 'manufactured', 'generic' or whatever else they read on the internet by other people trying to sound like they know what they're talking about

also, people who say they hate rap except for Eminem. I wonder why...

edit: one more that's been annoying me today: neutrals and pundits over hyping us. Merson apparently thinks we'll finish 5th?! Can we all just calm down...

henryhallandhisbasque 04-09-2015 01:36 PM

Car salesman who lie to you about the likely price they'll retail your part-ex for to justify a low buying figure. Then pointing out every blemish, wheel scuff on your car as punishment for even asking such a thing. Though strangely, when you point out similar on the nearly new car you want to buy, they say these issues are par for the course on a used car and should be expected. Bastards.

CT_Palace 04-09-2015 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by henryhallandhisbasque (Post 12565388)
Car salesman who lie to you about the likely price they'll retail your part-ex for to justify a low buying figure. Then pointing out every blemish, wheel scuff on your car as punishment for even asking such a thing. Though strangely, when you point out similar on the nearly new car you want to buy, they say these issues are par for the course on a used car and should be expected. Bastards.

6 year old Mini Cooper: valued by the Mini dealership - $7,500
Same Mini, 6 months later totaled by CT jnr: Insurance pay out $10,500
Moral? Lend your car to an 18 year old doof :p

ammiller 04-09-2015 03:01 PM

The Irish.

elgin eagle 04-09-2015 03:13 PM

Tenants.

Stonewall 04-09-2015 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12565614)
Tenants.

Yes Bloody Awful Lager!:D

elgin eagle 04-09-2015 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Stonewall (Post 12565672)
Yes Bloody Awful Lager!:D

There's no denying that :)

Got to get a new one again :(

Reps AJ 04-09-2015 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 12565121)
cool people loudly proclaiming to all how little they know or care about various celebrities

Don't include me in that, I know I'm not cool!

Pub Idol 04-09-2015 05:34 PM

#hashtags

Wolfnipplechips 04-09-2015 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 12565745)
Don't include me in that, I know I'm not cool!

I'm exceptionally cool.

It's just that nobody else recognises this fact.

Particularly my 13 year old daughter.:(

Malaga Eagle 04-09-2015 05:47 PM

Mothers who drive their little cherubs to school which is
only 500 yards away cos they are too bone idle to walk, and then stop
on the yellow hazards so the precious ones dont have to walk too far.
And they have the fkn nerve to moan when anything is said to them.
Not in full flow yet cos they dont go back until next week!!

Cube72 04-09-2015 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malaga Eagle (Post 12565885)
Mothers who drive their little cherubs to school which is
only 500 yards away cos they are too bone idle to walk, and then stop
on the yellow hazards so the precious ones dont have to walk too far.
And they have the fkn nerve to moan when anything is said to them.
Not in full flow yet cos they dont go back until next week!!

With said cherubs usually encased in a ridiculousy over sized Chelsea tractor, in order to protect them from the dangers of fresh air/breaking into a sweat while walking/having to share the pavement with lesser mortals/etc. Mother usually dressed in gym gear, in order to give the impression of being fit/active while being sat on her arse, in 45 minutes of traffic, over a distance that could have been walked in a third of the time.

Also, the fat bloke in a shitty Mazda that wheel spun out of a junction and theatrically swung into the A23 in Streatham this afternoon. His wheels were smokin', he made a loud noise and he looked a total c@nt. WTAF does that sh!t proove? LOL

little al 04-09-2015 10:30 PM

Math.


It's Maths.

Idiots.

Chocky 04-09-2015 10:35 PM

Crystal Maths.

dweedman 04-09-2015 10:37 PM

I'm gonna say it... Maz.

kiralyspyjamas 04-09-2015 10:38 PM

People wanting your opinion, then getting upset over what you have to say...

Chocky 04-09-2015 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by kiralyspyjamas (Post 12566217)
People wanting your opinion, then getting upset over what you have to say...

You mean women?

kiralyspyjamas 04-09-2015 10:42 PM

Yep...

Maz 04-09-2015 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12566216)
I'm gonna say it... Maz.

Well done.

And how original it was.

Skiddo 04-09-2015 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12565343)
New generation of mothers who listen to their iPods whilst pushing their child along in a buggy. Give me strength. I also find fathers who think they're too cool to push the buggy with both hands annoying. You look like a complete prick. Just push it properly.

This really despairs me. What sort of parenting is this?

These are the same ****ers that let there toddler walk 10 yards behind them when they cross the road.

dweedman 04-09-2015 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12566221)
Well done.

And how original it was.

Typical Maz response :D:p

Maz 04-09-2015 11:00 PM

Yw

Shoreditch CPFC 04-09-2015 11:24 PM

Inlaws

SeanPalace84 04-09-2015 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12566210)
Math.


It's Maths.

Idiots.

Almost as bad as British people calling trousers "Pants".

Annoys me!

Chocky 04-09-2015 11:31 PM

People who f*cking sniff all the time. They can't all be coke heads. Sniff. Sniff. No cold no nothing just a habit. Even those that do have a cold, sniff, sniff, BLOW YOUR F*CKING NOSE C*NT.

Chocky 04-09-2015 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 12566254)
Almost as bad as British people calling trousers "Pants".

Annoys me!

There is a point though. We wear underpants. So what's over them?

Unless we change it to undertrousers.

Chocky 04-09-2015 11:37 PM

The Spanish bloke sitting next to me in a bar who stinks of piss.

in-exile 04-09-2015 11:48 PM

Gatwick Airport..... Crapwick Airport!

in-exile 04-09-2015 11:50 PM

Waiting to get a Gate number at Crapwick Airport!!

SA Eagle 04-09-2015 11:51 PM

Drivers who leave it until the last second possible before signalling and changing lane. How ******* difficult can it be to get in the right lane in good time?

in-exile 04-09-2015 11:53 PM

"Golden hour" as the Airports call it, which is the Shopping time and the real reason they delay telling you your gate number at UK Airports Gat/Crapwick you are the worse for this!

Palace_Akie 04-09-2015 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12566273)
Gatwick Airport..... Crapwick Airport!

Yeah I'd throw Berlin Schoenefeld airport out there, absolute dump.

in-exile 05-09-2015 12:02 AM

The EU.....what was wrong with the old system we had?
You know the one, we invade shoot the place up a bit and make them join our trading group called the British Empire!!! :p

in-exile 05-09-2015 12:06 AM

All Beards of any kind! other that Joe's...

Nork1 05-09-2015 12:08 AM

Greek yoghurt ads.

in-exile 05-09-2015 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12566292)
Greek yoghurt ads.

Wanky ads aimed at the ladies...

Chocky 05-09-2015 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12566290)
All Beards of any kind! other that Joe's...

No even his, it's the worst ever. He looks like a twat.

Bryan 05-09-2015 12:33 AM

Having to stand behind a woman at a cashpoint

in-exile 05-09-2015 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12566305)
No even his, it's the worst ever. He looks like a twat.

yeah but its Joe! Looks ******* soooo last year style but we love him! ;)

in-exile 05-09-2015 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryan (Post 12566306)
Having to stand behind a woman at a cashpoint

Or the petrol station ffs get your cash out before the till... Was it a surprise they want some????

Chocky 05-09-2015 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryan (Post 12566306)
Having to stand behind a woman at a cashpoint

Depends what woman it is. Highly unlikely but if it was Rachel Riley it would probably be worth doing the porridge after slamming one up her shitter while she took out her 50 notes.

Nork1 05-09-2015 12:42 AM

You old romantic you.

dweedman 05-09-2015 01:47 AM

How much Newcastle fans seem to hate us ever since Pardew left them. I don't think any cares how bad you think he is as a manager even though we've been flying high since he took over and you've been playing like complete shit ever since he left, and he hasn't said a single bad thing about Newcastle since he left. Some guy on the Newcastle forum even said he was more upset from us beating Chelsea than Newcastle losing? Weird bunch. Wouldn't even be talking about us if Pardew was a flop here.

Hedgehog 05-09-2015 06:06 AM

Boeing...

mroakley9 05-09-2015 08:46 AM

International breaks

Pat of the Palace 05-09-2015 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12566406)
International breaks

Especially when we are playing well!

Stonewall 05-09-2015 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan (Post 12566306)
Having to stand behind a woman at a cashpoint

And supermarket checkout..

WLYWLYAWYPWF 05-09-2015 11:33 AM

Getting charged 50p to pay with a debit card despite being a regular customer. Charging people to pay doesn't create a particularly good customer service perception.

dweedman 05-09-2015 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12566543)
Getting charged 50p to pay with a debit card despite being a regular customer. Charging people to pay doesn't create a particularly good customer service perception.

This. Absolutely absurd.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 05-09-2015 05:33 PM

The ridiculous hype surrounding Wayne Rooney potentially breaking Bobby Charlton's scoring record by grabbing a brace against a bunch of fecking cab drivers.

TopKnot 05-09-2015 05:51 PM

'EDM'. Dance music has been around for decades in dozens of different genres, then suddenly the American mainstream cotton onto it and it's EDM this, EDM that, EDM ******* everywhere.

davech 05-09-2015 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan (Post 12566306)
Having to stand behind a woman at a cashpoint

And getting on the bus.

Is it SO difficult to have your pass ready? And why is it ALWAYS at the bottom of your bag??

SA Eagle 05-09-2015 06:07 PM

ITV Player - no, I don't want to set up an account to watch the odd programme

Adlerhorst 05-09-2015 06:14 PM

Mrs A has chosen the sofa she wants.

It 7,500.

Seven grand for a ******* sofa.

Seven grand.

I'm still in shock.

civil eagle 05-09-2015 06:34 PM

Guys coked out of their heads at 5.30 in the evening in a quite local pub, standing there chewing their cheeks and sniffing continuously. Why not wait until you're in club latter on?

Chocky 05-09-2015 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12567022)
Guys coked out of their heads at 5.30 in the evening in a quite local pub, standing there chewing their cheeks and sniffing continuously. Why not wait until you're in club latter on?

And I bet the wankers are talking loudly at each other not listening to what anyone else is saying. Or if they are they are talking the most utter shit.

civil eagle 05-09-2015 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12567038)
And I bet the wankers are talking loudly at each other not listening to what anyone else is saying. Or if they are they are talking the most utter shit.

Yep and staring at everyone else, I'm tempted just to whisper to them that the guy in the corner can hear all their thoughts and watch the paranoia kick in

Mark_cpfc 05-09-2015 07:01 PM

People who constantly post pictures of their kids or new born babies on facebook.

ENOUGH!!!!!!

Chocky 05-09-2015 07:58 PM

It's easy. Leave Facebook. There is no need for it apart from f*cking c*nts.


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