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elgin eagle 13-01-2016 04:08 PM

Rozzers

Chocky 13-01-2016 05:24 PM

D feckin gaerd.

Superfly 13-01-2016 05:44 PM

Bacon breath

Which I recommend you type into youtube :)

Yoda 13-01-2016 08:07 PM

Johnnie Come Lately fans who, after a Palace loss, claim 'that was the worst Palace performance ever', or that a current player 'is the worst Palace player ever'.

You've seen a fraction of Palace's history!

Crofty 13-01-2016 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12759164)
Johnnie Come Lately fans who, after a Palace loss, claim 'that was the worst Palace performance ever', or that a current player 'is the worst Palace player ever'.

You've seen a fraction of Palace's history!

Repped:p

Chocky 13-01-2016 08:56 PM

Cab drivers who stink. Think about your job it's not just about driving people about you dirty filthy bastards.

cantspell 13-01-2016 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12759272)
Cab drivers who stink. Think about your job it's not just about driving people about you dirty filthy bastards.


That made me laugh after shite day cheers

cantspell 13-01-2016 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12759164)
Johnnie Come Lately fans who, after a Palace loss, claim 'that was the worst Palace performance ever', or that a current player 'is the worst Palace player ever'.

You've seen a fraction of Palace's history!

And a Rep from me

stevek 14-01-2016 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12759164)
Johnnie Come Lately fans who, after a Palace loss, claim 'that was the worst Palace performance ever', or that a current player 'is the worst Palace player ever'.

You've seen a fraction of Palace's history!

Agreed. It was the same in the early 90s.

Nork1 14-01-2016 01:42 PM

People who refer to more than one breakfast as 'breakfastses'. The same people who don't know what more than one text is.

For Paranoias 14-01-2016 03:05 PM

'PIN number'.

It is not a personal identification number number.

For Paranoias 14-01-2016 03:06 PM

Cabin crew who take ages clearing away the meal trays.

Ffs we finished 2 hours ago. Take it away.

elgin eagle 14-01-2016 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12760291)
Cabin crew who take ages clearing away the meal trays.

Ffs we finished 2 hours ago. Take it away.

2 hours?

Must have been tempting to put them in the aisle.

stevek 14-01-2016 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12760287)
'PIN number'.

It is not a personal identification number number.

See also PAC Code etc.

Sick Bucket 14-01-2016 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevek (Post 12758281)
Well, 'police' works pretty well. But if you want a slang term, there are plenty of British ones (cops, filth, pigs etc) without resorting to Americanisms which have no relevance here.

Isn't cops American? Whereas Coppers is English. I think.

Wolfnipplechips 14-01-2016 06:23 PM

Why people who die of cancer are ALWAYS said to have fought a battle with it. Lazy, cliched, inaccurate cobblers.

Skiddo 14-01-2016 06:28 PM

Telling someone an interesting and funny story and their phone rings in the middle of it.

Then they expect you to carry on the story when they've put the phone down.

Nah mate, its gone.

Olympian2 14-01-2016 06:32 PM

People who say '12 noon'. It's 'noon'.

DARZET EAGLE 14-01-2016 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12760701)
Why people who die of cancer are ALWAYS said to have fought a battle with it. Lazy, cliched, inaccurate cobblers.

But they have, as you would know if you had a personal experience with a friend or relative.

Wolfnipplechips 14-01-2016 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DARZET EAGLE (Post 12760747)
But they have, as you would know if you had a personal experience with a friend or relative.

Well I have as have many if not most people. It's lazy journalism and it's not a "battle".

Anyway as with all things in here it's just an opinion.

Feel free to have a different one.:p

CT_Palace 14-01-2016 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12757786)
Packaging that you cant get into

Like some medicine tabs that are impossible to get out of those blister packs :veryangry

cappuccinoeagle 16-01-2016 02:23 AM

I was going to say Blair's tribute to Bowie, but to be fair, he played in a band as a student so may be a fan, so instead I'll say Cameron's tribute to Bowie

danpalace07 16-01-2016 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 12762974)
I was going to say Blair's tribute to Bowie, but to be fair, he played in a band as a student so may be a fan, so instead I'll say Cameron's tribute to Bowie

I wonder how our PM felt after Villa's win on Tuesday

oh wait, is it West Ham he 'supports'? It's one of those claret and blue soccer teams, anyway

Hedgehog 16-01-2016 03:57 AM

This is an American thing...

When filling out a form on line which asks for your address, when you get to the state it will inevitably give you a drop down box listing all the states to pick one.

In the time it takes to find the drop down box and slide down to CA for California I could have typed CA.

Minor and silly gripe I know... but always makes me shake my head.

Hedgehog 16-01-2016 03:58 AM

Much like saying www which is 6 syllables, when World Wide Web is only 3!

Polish Pete 16-01-2016 03:59 AM

Gen Y

PALACEWU 16-01-2016 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12763034)
This is an American thing...

When filling out a form on line which asks for your address, when you get to the state it will inevitably give you a drop down box listing all the states to pick one.

In the time it takes to find the drop down box and slide down to CA for California I could have typed CA.

Minor and silly gripe I know... but always makes me shake my head.

Same for finding United Kingdom which alphabetically is in the correct place but 99% of people filling said form would be using it, have it at the top ffs, it wouldn't offend the 1%, maybe it would... :moo:

KYLIE MINEAGLE 16-01-2016 06:36 AM

Footballers who suck their thumbs after scoring. I know some have the IQ of a two year old , but do you have to prove it.

elgin eagle 16-01-2016 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 12763059)
Footballers who suck their thumbs after scoring. I know some have the IQ of a two year old , but do you have to prove it.

Like making that stupid heart shape.

Still preferable to seeing 'Crystal Palace 0' near enough every week since christmas though. I think we'd accept any style of goal celebrations today ;)

The talkshite predictor league.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 16-01-2016 12:54 PM

Depressing charity ads every fecking five minutes. Sometimes you want a day when you forget how much cancer has ruined peoples lives.

For Paranoias 16-01-2016 01:29 PM

Palace fart arsing about in transfer windows with no fit strikers at the club.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 16-01-2016 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12763634)
Palace fart arsing about in transfer windows with no fit strikers at the club.

And then eventually signing another unfit one when we sign Adebayor on deadline day.

Chocky 16-01-2016 07:41 PM

Palace being superb until one player, just and only one player, gets injured then turn to relegation shit wank bollocks like today. Never mind, Zaha has a lovely new haircut.

pallet 16-01-2016 07:47 PM

People you hardly know calling you brother.

danpalace07 16-01-2016 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12765585)
Palace being superb until one player, just and only one player, gets injured then turn to relegation shit wank bollocks like today. Never mind, Zaha has a lovely new haircut.

we have Dyson Airblades and nice kits so it's all ok

cappuccinoeagle 16-01-2016 08:36 PM

Young people who say dry to mean rubbish, and sick to mean good.
Going into cafes and hearing generic bland radio stations like Smooth and magic

chrisophiex 16-01-2016 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12765602)
People you hardly know calling you brother.

Amen to that, brother.

SA Eagle 16-01-2016 09:16 PM

Paloma Faith. All the personality of a dead otter, and probably the same intelligence.

Shit singing competitions infecting my television.

glenn.f 16-01-2016 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12765902)
Paloma Faith. All the personality of a dead otter, and probably the same intelligence.

Shit singing competitions infecting my television.

Just said to the missus that she sounds as thick as pigshit

SeanPalace84 16-01-2016 09:21 PM

People that moan about singing competitions when there are hundreds of channels and you can use catch up at any time. :p

Breaking rocks 16-01-2016 09:22 PM

We must be watching the same thing!

civil eagle 16-01-2016 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 12765912)
Just said to the missus that she sounds as thick as pigshit

She sounds like a drunk east end granny

SA Eagle 16-01-2016 09:35 PM

Bruce Dyer's missus is on it now

civil eagle 16-01-2016 09:35 PM

Bruce Dyer is now on said show

SE5eagle 16-01-2016 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12765937)
She sounds like a drunk east end granny

I would.

Hard.

davech 16-01-2016 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12765941)
Bruce Dyer is now on said show

Was he offside?

Breaking rocks 16-01-2016 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SE5eagle (Post 12765955)
I would.

Hard.

Behave



:D

Breaking rocks 16-01-2016 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12765940)
Bruce Dyer's missus is on it now

I saw him and thought he was Evander Holyfield :eek:

Need an eye test.

Breaking rocks 16-01-2016 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 12765956)
Was he offside?

:D No but he backed into Emma and fell over.

civil eagle 16-01-2016 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SE5eagle (Post 12765955)
I would.

Hard.

Only if I had ear plugs with me

Harry Bassett 16-01-2016 10:05 PM

Cannot abide all the pre-fight boxing posing that goes on--just get in the bloody ring and hit each other.

For Paranoias 16-01-2016 10:15 PM

Adele.

SeanPalace84 16-01-2016 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12766015)
Adele.

With you on this.

Breaking rocks 16-01-2016 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 12766021)
With you on this.

I'd watch that fight.

civil eagle 16-01-2016 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12766015)
Adele.

It's no wonder she can't get a bloke given the amount of whining she does every bloody smog is about how sad she is, lighten up woman your rich and famous

Yoda 17-01-2016 01:03 AM

Songs about being rich and famous don't sell so well.

danpalace07 17-01-2016 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 12766021)
With you on this.

yep, she drives me mad

For Paranoias 18-01-2016 01:50 PM

Ronnie O'Sullivan fans at snooker tournaments.

Wankers.

Jedi's_beard 18-01-2016 01:57 PM

t0ssers who drive quickly in car parks

sunshine lucas 18-01-2016 02:08 PM

Film 4...
I know it's cheap and they have strange deals with film companies etc but come on, has anybody NOT seen TAKEN yet? Why is it always on????

SteveyHawking 18-01-2016 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunshine lucas (Post 12768503)
Film 4...
I know it's cheap and they have strange deals with film companies etc but come on, has anybody NOT seen TAKEN yet? Why is it always on????

I've never seen Taken... Although I don't particularly want to.

ChiswickEagle 18-01-2016 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12766189)
It's no wonder she can't get a bloke given the amount of whining she does every bloody smog is about how sad she is, lighten up woman your rich and famous

Other than the bloke she is currently with and who is the father of her child? Or have they split?

cappuccinoeagle 18-01-2016 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunshine lucas (Post 12768503)
Film 4...
I know it's cheap and they have strange deals with film companies etc but come on, has anybody NOT seen TAKEN yet? Why is it always on????

Best channel on Freeview, that, and BBC4

PhuketEagle 18-01-2016 04:10 PM

Having to wait hours for the g/f to finish work before she comes home & cooks my dinner. No consideration.

biggus mickus 18-01-2016 05:29 PM

Sack the bitch.

in-exile 18-01-2016 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 12768721)
Having to wait hours for the g/f to finish work before she comes home & cooks my dinner. No consideration.

She works late in bars?

biggus mickus 18-01-2016 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12768879)
She works late in bars?

Lol. Bad person and funny.

in-exile 18-01-2016 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 12768886)
Lol. Bad person and funny.

Was going to say Suckie FuŁkie bars but thought....too much! ;)

little al 18-01-2016 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunshine lucas (Post 12768503)
Film 4...
I know it's cheap and they have strange deals with film companies etc but come on, has anybody NOT seen TAKEN yet? Why is it always on????

I haven't, probably never will.

danpalace07 18-01-2016 07:15 PM

getting a shit, boring dinner on my birthday #firstworldproblems

Pistol Knight 18-01-2016 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12769040)
getting a shit, boring dinner on my birthday #firstworldproblems

Now if your birthday was on March 14th you wouldnt complain

chrisophiex 18-01-2016 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 12769050)
Now if your birthday was on March 14th you wouldnt complain

He's vegetarian :D

dweedman 18-01-2016 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunshine lucas (Post 12768503)
Film 4...
I know it's cheap and they have strange deals with film companies etc but come on, has anybody NOT seen TAKEN yet? Why is it always on????

I haven't. Then again I don't watch film4.

Worksop Palace 18-01-2016 10:14 PM

My wife. For dropping my iPhone on the drive and smashing the screen

mroakley9 18-01-2016 10:30 PM

People who talk either too loud or too quiet. It's not hard to speak like a normal ******* person.

little al 18-01-2016 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12769390)
People who talk either too loud or too quiet. It's not hard to speak like a normal ******* person.

It is if your hearing is screwed. I talk too loud as 30 years of DJing has damaged my ears.

danpalace07 19-01-2016 12:37 AM

#cpfcfamily

cappuccinoeagle 19-01-2016 01:09 AM

Sacha Baron Cohen - funny as toothache

GorBlimey 19-01-2016 02:04 AM

People who say passed instead of died.

Passed what? The eleven plus? Their driving test?

They died!

JJ 19-01-2016 03:52 AM

F*ckwits who use the word 'versing' in the context of meaning 'playing against' - it has crept in everywhere, especially with the kids. Unless you're talking about some sort of poetry thing, it's not a verb FFS! What pisses me off even more is that when enough morons keep using it, it'll eventually end up in the Dictionary.

Hedgehog 19-01-2016 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12769682)
People who say passed instead of died.

Passed what? The eleven plus? Their driving test?

They died!

It's an American thing isn't it? Must admit I find myself saying it now, although I usually say "passed away", as opposed to just "passed".

JJ 19-01-2016 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12769682)
People who say passed instead of died.

Passed what? The eleven plus? Their driving test?

They died!

Definitely an Aussie thing to say "passed away" - it's like they're afraid of saying "died". I agree with you.

chrisophiex 19-01-2016 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12769711)
F*ckwits who use the word 'versing' in the context of meaning 'playing against' - it has crept in everywhere, especially with the kids. Unless you're talking about some sort of poetry thing, it's not a verb FFS! What pisses me off even more is that when enough morons keep using it, it'll eventually end up in the Dictionary.

Like the word f*uckwits :D

elgin eagle 19-01-2016 10:48 AM

Dogs who imitate timewasting substitutes at the end of their walk.

weltklasse 19-01-2016 11:36 AM

People who use their laptops on trains for work purposes. FFS manage your time better and watch shite movies or play games instead.

Chocky 19-01-2016 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12769899)
Dogs who imitate timewasting substitutes at the end of their walk.

They make a detour to shake the ref's hand?

elgin eagle 19-01-2016 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12770123)
They make a detour to shake the ref's hand?

:D

If there was a bush-like equivalent of a corner flag they would run to it first. Little buggers.

Jedi's_beard 19-01-2016 01:59 PM

Drink Drivers. Every one of these i have ever met is a T0sser

cappuccinoeagle 19-01-2016 02:23 PM

Spike Lee

elgin eagle 19-01-2016 10:30 PM

immigration officers. Particularly the ceunt who turned my dad in laws application down on the grounds that his pension isnt enough.

jolly 19-01-2016 11:48 PM

car adverts shown in the uk with left hand drive cars

cappuccinoeagle 19-01-2016 11:56 PM

The fact that Bowie,G Frey,Lemmy etc have died but Mugabe lives on

Hedgehog 20-01-2016 02:59 AM

More of a cringe than an annoy... 60 year old women who refer to their fellow 60 year old friends as "girlfriends".

Same if they have a male friend and call them boyfriend (I've heard old men call their lady friends a girlfriend, so that one is not female exclusive).

Stellavista 20-01-2016 03:04 AM

'The "so" boom is likely a natural progression of language — not a spinoff of tech-industry jargon. And it's helping us communicate better.'

Is it f*ck. I automatically want to garotte anyone who starts an answer with 'so,'.

GorBlimey 20-01-2016 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12771128)
'The "so" boom is likely a natural progression of language — not a spinoff of tech-industry jargon. And it's helping us communicate better.'

Is it f*ck. I automatically want to garotte anyone who starts an answer with 'so,'.

So we can take it that this post is a no no from your perspective? :D

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 20-01-2016 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12771128)
'The "so" boom is likely a natural progression of language — not a spinoff of tech-industry jargon. And it's helping us communicate better.'

Is it f*ck. I automatically want to garotte anyone who starts an answer with 'so,'.

It is very easy to catch, too. I had a boss a couple of years ago who would, 'So... So, so... SO.... so....' And after about 6 months I was doing it SO much :grrr::grrr:

art malice 20-01-2016 01:35 PM

The warning before a film I saw this week said 'turn your phone OFF. Not just silent. The light on your phone is annoying too.'

Fvck off. Nothing about all the food and drink being constantly guzzled as that helps boost takings.

switchboard 20-01-2016 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12771128)
'The "so" boom is likely a natural progression of language — not a spinoff of tech-industry jargon. And it's helping us communicate better.'

Is it f*ck. I automatically want to garotte anyone who starts an answer with 'so,'.

Agreed!

And the usage of 'so called' for just about everything on the news.

OriginalNutter 20-01-2016 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunshine lucas (Post 12768503)
Film 4...
I know it's cheap and they have strange deals with film companies etc but come on, has anybody NOT seen TAKEN yet? Why is it always on????

I watched it for the first time last week. On film 4:p

Sluggo 20-01-2016 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12769714)
Definitely an Aussie thing to say "passed away" - it's like they're afraid of saying "died". I agree with you.

I prefer to use the term 'expired'. :D


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