Not sure if it happens in the uk but around dinner time here they start showing graphic adverts for things such as fungal nail treatments, devices that shave dead skin off the bottom of your feet etc

It's ******* gross

Not seen that here but we do have Kay Burley which is probably worse.

That's not new. We did, literally, have to spend a penny when I was a kid - or piss up a wall.

Surely worth putting up with in return for the adverts your politicians put out

BBSers who have more than one line for their signature.

It's wasting much needed page space and gives one the false impression that there's something interesting to read on a topic, only to find it's a bit of supposed wisdom that's meant to make the signature maker look more intellectual than they actually are. It's cut and paste FFS and anyone can do it.

sorry

It does make you seem intelligent though

Wait till you've stopped your Virgin sub. I did years ago and they don't take no for an answer. after youv' told them no on the pone several times they will just bombard you with junkmail forever. Now that is REALLY annoying

Adverts that has blatently uses actors trying to pass them off as members of the public. See the recent burger King advert...

I never even subscribed to any Virgin packages but 4 years ago I (stupidly) filled in their online form to check what services they could provide to my house. Despite ticking all the 'do not contact me by post' option I was sent sack loads of junk mail.

Lesson learned. Always put the address of someone nearby who you hate.

People without children (or with children over the age of, say, 7) parking in parent and child parking bays.

1 litre bottles of carbonated water that go flat after just one opening grrr.

Can't agree there dude.

In fact (despite owning two ankle biters) I get annoyed by ........mainly empty child and parent parking bays.

Do parents suddenly lose the use of their legs or is an extra 100 yards to much to ask them to walk.....whilst leaning on a push chair or trolley?

Couples using Facebook to -

Talk to each other
Thank each other for presents etc
Post pictures of themselves whilst out at a restaurant etc..
Saying how lucky they are to have each other etc...
Wish each other happy birthday/anniversary
Thank the other one for making dinner or a cup of tea etc

They're f******g 3 feet away from you, tell them in person you f******g idiots !!

Ha. Never really seen empty ones

I don't mind where they are - maybe they should be far away from the entrance. It's more about space and getting car seats etc in and out safely.

Turn them off then.

As long as you are happy to park next to family cars in normal sized spaces and risk getting scratched by doors / buggies.


Edit: Not that I'm saying that is acceptable, just that you do get some benefits out of it!

Lizzie and Kevin used to do some of this

Those HD eyebrow things that are all the rage with some women. They look bloody ridiculous and can ruin an attractive face

That the Now Show is now in its 45th series

Stop it! :eek:

Do they start a new series every 2 weeks?

Option 3: Jump the barriers. At provincial train stations like eastbourne i wait til no one is around the door to be polite then jump it. Other than that it's quite easy to stake out decent pissing spots in blind nooks and crannies in the urban jungle.

The more famous/prosperous the area, the more fun it is. I once had a piss in London whilst looking at Buckingham Palace :p

I used to tutor a kid in Acre Lane in Clapham / Brixton way. The mum was very nice and made me loads of tea but by the end of the hour was bursting and for various reasons didn't fancy using theirs. I found a fantastic spot next to the big tescos on the way back to Brixton train station. It was a blind corner, ending in a dead end with metal railings onto a scrap of bushes next to the store. It was like it was specially designed for it or something.

Add in fake tan. Why women wear it is beyond me. Youre not fooling anyone. It looks cheap and nasty then leaves orange smears all over my bedcovers.

It annoys me that this piece of daytime televison quality crap is on in the evenings (or I suppose at all).

Idiots that sign of emails with 'Rgds' instead of Regards, or thx, instead of thanks.

Write the whole freaking word or don't bother?

Andy Murray's voice.

Is that a rising inflection?

I think it is?

Simon Cowell wearing sunglasses in the daytime and everyone thinking he's doing it to look cool, when really he's just covering up the effects of his latest bolox injection?

'Festival season'....nah mate it's called summer

There's a great spot by the bus stop on London Bridge too. Definitely one for later on in the evening though....

Sainsbury's Buttersoft.

It's neither.

Is it Tesco?

I want to know the various reasons you didn't want to use their toilet ? :D

It was 20 bloody pee at Victoria station 25yrs ago.never ever paid :p

Neither butter nor soft. But Tesco do have their own concoction, I believe :D

What can they do you for? Stealing 30p? Trespass? Exposure?

The fact that cars, like people, are getting fatter.

Speaking of fat people, when they try and justify it with bullshit 'facts' and movements like fat acceptance. **** off and get on the treadmill instead of making excuses.

Agreed

New cars are shit and boring

And when fat women call themselves 'curvy'.

Or if you watch Jerry Springer, they say they're 'all woman'.

I hate it when fat girls go out with their tits out thinking they're it. Big tits don't count if you're fat. Get a vest on girl.

It was big boned in my day :rolleyes:

If you haven't already, watch Billy Connolly and his 'eat less move more' routine.

People getting to the front of a ticket barrier at train or tube station - and then looking for their ticket.

People who sign up and go onto these survivalist type tv programmes eg naked & afraid and, from the promos, 10000 bc, then spend the whole time continuously whinging about the temperature, lack of food, rain, insects etc etc etc.

Pricks that have been sitting on the train for an hour and as soon as they get off they decide its time to check there phones stnuc !!!

Fast tracks at theme parks where the kids who maybe do not have the means as others learn while patiently standing in line they are 2nd class to others who I think unfairly just walk in front because of money.

Dunno why it just pisses me off wait your turn you little feckers.

Ah now,live and let live a little on this one.They don't claim they're it,they just want to have some fun.
It's not their fault that you end up with them all the time!

When someone asks you a question and somebody else answers for you - so frustrating

You married ?

Theme parks in general.Overpriced,really long queues and a very boring day out.And I'm still young!

" Derek, we're off to Benidorm! "

Postcode-Lottery annoying, Northern old bint.....

Massive shopping centres, especially if with your partner. Survival mode entails leaving your brain at the entrance, going into zombie mode and agreeing with anything the missus says. Failure to do this will result in getting annoyed.

The woman in front of me at a cash point yesterday who decided she needed to put 4, yes FOUR different cards in

Yes he is

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Fat ***** on mobility scooters/obesicles.

Had to call somebody a ******* wanker for doing similar the other day.

Americanisms in speech Mother's Day, rail station, harass-ment not har-a-ssment, aluminium, lieutenant etc

Indeed. The increasing use of 'vacation' really gets on my tits. It's a ******* holiday you morons.

Definitely. I know some people need them but some almost certainly would benefit from getting up off their fat lazy arses and try moving around a bit.

Also having to pay to piss is bullshit, its a basic human need not an option.

And men with big golf umbrellas poking me in the eye just because there's a little bit of rain FFS, reeeeally pisses me off big time I have to restrain myself, just thinking about it is pissing me off. :veryangry

This thread needs more of this!

aluminum you mean.
I always get "corrected" on that over here :veryangry

he should be so lucky!

Hangovers

Flavoured bog rolls.

Shea butter. WTF.

Taking the piss? Lol

Curvy is now meaningless when 20 stone lumps start describing themselves as such on Tinder, twitter etc

Today - my wife!

PaddyPower taking down their FA Cup winner odds after I add money to my account to make the bet :(

When you work in europe it also takes some getting used to. English is their second language and business english has picked up a lot of american words.

However, this one does really get on my tits; some fukkwitted smartarse has decided that the word 'resource' is spelt 'ressource' in our company, to the point that our Microsoft Office suite autocorrects 'resource' to 'ressource'. It is a common misconception here that is how that word is spelt but it is real pain in the arse to change that all the time.

My wife sending me texts that suggest it is imperative that I return now from my local, only to discover she is ssimply asking what time I will be home

It worked though, didn't it :D

was at a gig saturday when this bloke pushed in front of me,standing, about 6'10" with a women wearing a bloody top hat ffs ,we had words

I had to phone the tax office today and the "music" that is played while you are on hold is like mental torture. Maybe they do this to make you hang up in disgust.
Really pissed me off.

Terry Christian and all those who sound like him.

Great call.

One of the most smackable boats ever.

:grrr: When the missus opens the pringles but leaves the foil top on, so I assume there's a full pack and I open them to discover 3 broken ones in the bottom :grrr:

Three nipples on two breasts.

Bloody off-putting if you ask me.

Any one else miss a certain ex BBS'er when they read a post such as this?

Donal Macintyre.

Amongst other things the constant milking of his BBC documentary when he got the Chelsea lot sent down. For more reasons than care to be listed the 'hooligan' documentary film he directed has to be the biggest piece of shite that has ever been made on the subject.

People who think that hazard warning lights is an excuse to ignore all the rules of the road and become a hazard. Can drivers especially when they stop in the middle of the road utter *****!

He did get that nazi c u n t Jason Marriner sent down though :lux:

Driving past the carbunkle that is the Amex .. What a waste of good sheep pasture that is..

What's your view on three breasts?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_L-CfXz9qJv...ree+Breast.jpg

Yes! And I am the wife!

Scousers in general get on my tits pwopa' big time.

Eg Jamie Carragher, Steve McManaman.. Grrr

The black cabby in Total Recall 'maaaaan I wished I had three hands' lol

David Platt's squishy little beady eyed face.

It quite annoys me that I seemed to have developed a fondness for songs that I hated in the Eighties. You know the ones I mean - those huge rock anthems by the likes of John Farnham and Foreigner.
Maybe they are just getting sucked into my general eighties nostalgia, or maybe I am now totally f*cked. At least I still know that ABBA were shit, unlike a world of mental revisionists out there.
It's probably time to start investigating the services of Dignitas.....

on the same theme, people driving at night with fog lights blazing when it isn't foggy.

What really annoys me, is me, or to be more exact that bit if me I cannot control. One very recent example, i started a new job and was naturally slightly anxious, so of course the uncontrollable part of me decides to worry so much, that I was virtually a nervous wreck almost guaranteeing no sleep which in turn makes you so jaded and fragile you worry even more. So bloody stupid and it's caused by yourself. Mental!!!!

You can control it, relieve your subconscious of it's negative vibes man. You need to heal your chakras too dude.

The paranoid feeling you get when you've left your phone out somewhere and you`re not sure if you cleared your search history.

Splif.

Now the problem there chocky was I was more of a Billy whizz type, thinking about it that's perhaps the cause of my current dilemma lol