The dog shit all over the pavements once you get into the Thornton Heath/Selhurst area.

Haha... I always find that quite endearing . Mrs Thompson doesn't agree with me though :D

Selfie Sticks. Even some nob Pilot from the Red Arrows was using one in a passing out ceremony for the Crew. Looked great, apart from this Prick holding his stick in the air running along "capturing the moment" LIVE IT DONT RECORD IT

Caravans

Thickos on TV, ie David 'Big Head' Haye and Laila 'Cockney Hero' Morse on Celebrity Chase

******* ads on Youtube that you cant skip after 5secs.

I was thinking this today, its getting worse isn't it?

Yes :veryangry

James 'no mates' Mates.

uBlock is your friend

Cheers Dan. I have known about this for Chrome for some time but not for Safari (which I use). However I've just discovered they have just completed a version for Safari! I'm downloading it as I type.

Repped!

Facebook - suddenly started sending me notifications about everyone and their uncle on my iPhone.

I just went in there and turned off the feature, but I know I never turned it on in the first place.

Continuing the Facebook theme these godawful 'Share if you hate / love / like /........................' pictures

One yesterday 'Share This If You Hate Child Abuse' so I didn't share it because I think child abuse is great.

It means NOTHING, it doesnt make you deep, caring or passionate, it makes you a vapid attention seeker.

I dont know why I go on FB, it just irritates me beyond all comprehension.

People with closed minds.

Nonsense! End of.

Yep.... Also people who object to having their views challenged.

People who take selfies.

Workwankers who wear their ambitions on their sleeve.

Football pundits who say a player has 'put in a shift'.

No, he hasn't. He's played football for an hour and a half.

Also, football pundits who talk of a player being 'entitled to go down' when they mean dived.

Also, football pundits who are called Garth Crooks.

Michael Owen - boring, no opinions, offers nothing, talks shite, biased, ****.

no problem. It's so much better than Adblock

FB is great for reminding you how annoying the majority of people are. I've just managed to get rid of any friend who sent me Candy Crush or Farmville requests as they irritated the crap out of me.

,,,and he looks like a prematurely born cabbage patch doll:hmph:

Describing strikers as playing 'up top'. It's 'up front' fer fuxake.

40 year old chubsters who suddenly turn up at a Parents' evening having lost loads of weight.

Agreed, he was nothing short of disgraceful in the recent cup game.

Amazing how a person who gave you such pleasure as a player can reveal himself to be such an utter w@nker once he picks up a microphone.

Men or should I say Nigels who make a point of proposing to their girlfriends in front of everyone , Love it when the Woman says know though .

Cricket World Cups that go on forever.

The staff in Sports Direct. Please at least pretend you're interested in helping me. And if you don't understand something I am saying to you, don't say 'what?', you rude f*ckers.

Zero hour contracts. Minimum wage.

I agree, it drives me crazy too. Also, the 'Britain First' knuckle dragger type posts that go around.

This morning, everything.

Builders who only turn up for half the day, glad I'm paying for the job not a day rate.
Monday it was 9 till 12 and yesterday 8 till 1 lets see what happens today

how did you manage to mis-spell 'no' :bash:

Johnny Come Lately's who think we should have our Championship loyalty points taken away.
You can't just turn up now we're in the Prem and playing Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City etc and expect to jump the ticket queue.
Where were you at Donny, Scunny and Barnsley?

And Carlisle. Don't forget Carlisle.

I have very simple Facebook rules that solve a lot of these problems (and I don't care how close the person is to me in real life, family or not).

1. Post shit like that Britain First stuff? Get deleted.
2. Post those stupid spammy statuses? Get deleted.
3. Start taking selfies with a stick and posting them? Get deleted.

It's made social media a lot less stressful for me.

I've done all 3 :D

This message is hidden because Carlito is on your ignore list.

Thanks for that! But is there one for Sky Sports News in the early morning to block that F*CKING Vanarama advert they show on EVERY bloody ad break? Especially that fat tosser at the start "WEN MYVANZ OFF THE ROAD AHM NOT WORKIN, WAH AM A GOH-NADOO"

Try thowing yourself under a bus instead then you fat f*cking annoying C*NT.

Probably should have posted it yesterday but I'm still getting crap about it now:

1. People that aren't Irish celebrating St.Patrick's Day
2. People who call it 'St.Paddy's' Day
3. Ameri***** claiming Irish ancestry which is almost certainly false
4. Ameri***** using their 1/32 Irish status to go out dressed as a leprechaun and get drunk
5. People that forget Ireland can hardly be considered friendly with us over the last 100 or more years
6. People that on the one hand celebrate St.Patrick's Day (that aren't even Irish) and then the next call you a racist for putting a St.George's flag up

Have a guinness and calm down:p

With St. George in my heart keep me English, WAH AM A GOH-NADOO.

Fat cuuuuuuuuuunt.

******* Americans who desperately want to be Irish. What's so special about being Irish FFS? Especially when the vast majority of white Americans' ancestors came from the UK or N.European. But we don't want to mention that do we?

not being able to neg someone your just repped :p

I think that's statistically untrue. Any proof?

Don't worry, I've just negged him for doubting my totally unbiased, formulated in a fit of annoyance, statistic.

Actually, my totally correct statistic:
http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0762137.html

haha :vader::vader:

just noticed I spelt 'you' wrong :D

You sure you're reading that right? Nice try though:lux:

Are there people that actually think this? Christ.

******* hate people like this tbh. Insecure melts desperate to cling onto another country's identity. It's always just one of their grandparents who's Irish and they've never been there anyway.

yep.

Clinton Morrison was as Irish as you could be. You get me innit?

Japan superdry.

so in 2011 the amount of people in USA who considered themselves as Irish descended is almost 8 times the entire population of Ireland. hmm. Speedy breeders I guess.

The thing is about that number is as I mentioned in my first post, it's boosted by sad American twats who are desperate to be Irish for some (unknown to me) reason. Their great great great grandfather might have been Irish and married a German, and subsequent great great grandfather, great grandfather, grandfather and father married any nationality you can think of (bar Irish) and they would still consider themselves Irish over anything else.

Those earings that look like a black polo.

There's never an excuse for rudeness.

Surely there no longer stands any bathroom countertop yet to be permanently soiled by a carelessly abandoned (yet still plugged in) set of women's hair straighteners?

People who queue to use the travelators at airports and get beaten
to the gate by commuters walking the floor.

It's truly amazing, especially considering the 'special relationship' and the 'hands across the ocean' between the US & UK.

You'd think that 2 million New Yorkers would line the streets for an annual St Georges Day parade rather than pretend to have Irish descent.

It's really staggering that St Patrick's Day is celebrated in every country on earth yet St Georges Day is, on the whole, only celebrated by neo nazis.

As you've mentioned yourself, England barely celebrates St. George's Day, so it's no wonder no one in America does.

Even so, people of Irish descent in the US far outnumber English/UK, with I think Germans top.

I agree - but with that shop you get what you (don't) pay for.

It's cheap as chips because it is run on a shoestring with too few poorly paid staff that are worked like dogs and who live in fear of not getting any hours next week.

If you want exemplary service pay the premium and go to one of the more highly staffed more expensive shops.

You can't have your cake and eat it.

This just isnt true

Yesterday I bought some lemon drizzle cake. And I ate it all.

So you don't have it.

:D:D:D

Its still in his stomach for a while.

And if he really ate all of it and ate it too quickly, he might well have it again. Though it might lack a certain something presentationally

And if he were one of those unpleasant creatures that regurgitate and re-eat food (I understand these are known as dogs), he could have it, eat it, have it, eat it, have it, eat it and have it again.

English Teachers who write in school reports 'Spelling is very important as it contributes to a thirs of the marks in SPAG. Reviewing your work for spelling errors will assist'.

And then, at a Parents' evening, when I say I didn't understand the sentence and should 'thirs' be 'third', it's suggested it's a typo. A bloody typo! Where's the reviewing of your work Mrs Teacher? My daughter will be suggesting any future spelling errors are pen mistakes.

Sadly, she had probably did review it and still not notice the errors!

Plus, I believe draft reports are read by either the Head of Dept, Deputy or Head (depending on the size of your school etc), so they haven't corrected her poor English either.

Allowing "suggestions" in the Transfer forum thread. An open invitation for every loony to fill the site with drivel. Can't we section it off into a sub-forum?

When your getting off the train and the idiots getting on just stand in your way. Have some ******* patience.

Sorry, just can't resist this one.

People who like rubbish music. :D

I remember being shocked by this behaviour in Holland back in the early nineties.

It's here now. :rolleyes:

Right now everything, pissed off from the morning

Saw a lady get to the top of a escalator and just stand at the top with her suitcase, while loads of people were smashing in to the back of her, she started shouting how rude they were... Someone had to activate the emergency stop button, absolutely carnage. Lady yesterday managed to take up 3 loading bays at ikea by parking parallel, when people moaned she said "I'm not comfortable with reversing"

People are stupid.

Right now everything, waked up pissed off

Taylor Swift's 1989 was my album of 2014 and Carly Rae Jepson's new song is my favourite song right now

Fight me

the 2 parking tickets issued by UKPC and Smart, first one for the crime of leaving my car out of my bay close to the recycling area and the second one at Matalan Sutton after I popped into a nearby shop to get some shrapnel for the machine, apparently I had passed the 15 minute limit, each ticket is £130 and £90 but generously reduced by 50% is paid within 14 days !

England Squads

My son's teacher wrote a really snide note in one of his books a couple of years ago telling us that we needed to make him practice his handwriting at home every evening (he was 6 at the time). The note was so full of basic grammatical errors that I felt duty bound to correct it in red ink, like she would do to his work. A couple of days later when dropping him off in the morning, I was called into the headmaster's office and accused of bullying the teacher and undermining her work - by correcting the message she'd written in his book. The headmaster felt this was a more serious issue than the fact that they had a teacher who clearly couldn't write English correctly teaching year 1 pupils. He also tried to make out that it was racist to say this as she was Asian, although as I pointed out to him born and bred in the UK and having been through the UK university system and therefore presumably spoke English as a first language.

Having a cold that won't feck off after a week.

People who wear earrings that look like this.

http://www.zercustoms.com/news/image...k-Silver-b.jpg

Ha same here on both accounts. Think we're the only two here though. 1989 is a great album and I really really really like Carly's new song. Bad taste :lux:

I refer you to my post on the previous page...

Do you really really really really really really like it?

Sepp Blatter

tbh yeah, it's ridiculously catchy

Yes I did indeed see it before my post. :)

Not a whoosh surely?

When Amy was in year 4 she brought some spellings home to learn & I was surprised to see one was spelt wrong. I pointed it out to Amy & she refused to believe me - she just couldn't get her head round the fact that a teacher could be wrong, even when I showed her in the dictionary. It was only when a team of teachers came 6th at a quiz night that she realised they weren't infallible!

1989 is a great album without a doubt one of my favourite recent albums

Ticket from Matalan

Young children ( 5 or 6 years old ish ) being interviewed on the radio about something or other and giving stupid one word answers . It always ends up with the presenter loading the questions :

Presenter : "Hello (insert child's name). Now, I've heard a little story about you being really brave and picking up the phone all by yourself and dialling 999 on your mummy's mobile and telling the nice man at the end of the phone that there's a cow on the loose in the high street, and you had to call them because your mummy got knocked over by the cow, didn't she? And you called the police to report this and they then got the fire brigade out to help catch the cow, didn't they, and got it put back safely into the farmer's field, didn't they ? "

Child : " Yeah".

Sounds like a Tony Pulis interview!

only popped in for some underpants and socks

I know, before you say it.
I'm getting old.
But, in what world is it acceptable to have a bloke in tight shorts and high heels dancing in an advert.
It doesn't have anything to do with what is being advertised, that I can see.
I think it says a lot when a company thinks this is an acceptable advert for their product, and the general public just accept it.
A sign of the times (sigh)
Not a better world
:(:(

Please tell me this is some kind of sick, tasteless joke.

That really doesn't worry me. I get more pissed off by the loan sharks who make borrowing money seem easy, painless and a solution for people in financial need. Nice, jokey ads that sanitise the small print that they'll be charged over 1000% APR.

These feckers deserve to endure a slow and painful end, commensurate with the misery and hardship they spread around to needy and gullible people.