Those two posh pissheads had a show of their own where they invited Farage to their upper class B&B.

My housemate at uni was a nightmare for this. He'd also occasionally start watching videos on Facebook with the bloody sound on!

Worse thing is he would sometimes say after something like "it was alright but I just didn't really get into it". No shit!

Saw that, took him to the pub and lent him trousers!

Poor woman, looks after him like another child, he's so helpless (or likes to make out that he is).

He has really strong likes and dislikes, no grey areas....but I guess that makes for better viewing.

Just beneath the golden chestnut " I don't mean to complain...but"

Working with family especially after twenty plus years...daily wind up.

People who slow down for traffic on the other side of the road! Not even rubbernecking but doing 20 just because there is a que on the other side! Why?

Also that ******* Shearer advert!

People at work who pop out for some shopping and invariably ask, 'anyone want anything from over the road?'.

Such a bullshitty thing to ask, and no-one ever says yes, and why would you want to give up your own excuse for leaving the office yourself?

I always reply with chicken bhuna extra hot with chana masala and garlic naan please. That shuts them up.

When.you've been sold a service at a fixed price, but when you turn up they recommend various extras which end up doubling the price

Sounds like buying a new build house off-plan. Things our house is coming without: a normal sized garden, carpets, wardrobes, fences, a shower in the bathroom, the full amount of tiling in kitchen and bathrooms, and any built in appliances in the kitchen bar an oven and hob. Robbing bastards.

New builds also seem to come with a gazillion halogen bulbs, change those to LEDs if they are not already putting LEDs in, otherwise your house will be stupidly hot.

If you do do that though you might find that your digital radios no longer work. It's the most bizarre thing (and not limited to new builds).

Not with my wife in the house it won't. She opens windows with ease, but shutting them is another matter. It does remind me of another 'extra' though: All the lights only come with bayonet fittings, spotlights or leds are extra :(

TSA.... No frigging consistency. It's a crap shoot what they want you to take off, take out, or allowed to carry on.

The Neophilic arseholes in my office who all of a sudden need a standing desk because one colleague requested one and have now spread like wildfire. You just know in 6 months' time they'll be set to a sitting level and be nothing more than an expensive monitor riser.

People who decide to park on the road instead of their drives causing the road to become a series of chicanes. I would make it illegal to park on the road if they have off road parking, plus illegal to own more than one car per person

I wonder what people's opinion of them would be if they weren't so ******* rude to passengers.

This in spades! Drives me mad! And as someone who avoids checking in luggage like the plague, it's a bloody nightmare.

People in the gym lifting weights that grunt, scream and throw the weights to the floor like they are in britains strongest man yet can even bench press 70 kg. In particular the twats that put talc over their hands like that will assist their peak performance.

And whilst we're at airports:
10 x-ray machines bought and paid for and only 2 in use creating unholy queues at security.
Unfathomable gate numbering logic.
Collecting your duty free purchases at the plane door.
Baggage handlers who seem to be (must be!) on a permanent go-slow protest.
Rip-off exchange rates and exorbitant fees at airport Forex windows
Trains between terminal building and gates that are slower than walking (are you listening LHR T5?)

Tight arse's who want to bring a massive piece of hand luggage on a plane and shove it in an overhead locker and then cause everyone who has REAL hand luggage to have to cram bags under seats. Tight arse twats.

Useless air-head can't be bothered ground crew that let them through the gate in the first place.

When there is a really exciting dice in a motor sport event and even before the pass is completed the coverage cuts away to show the reaction in the pits. It does my head in.

For instance, when watching BTCC, the last thing I want to know is what does Colin Turkington's wife look like.

I don't want to see thirty people gathered around a TV watching the broadcast I should be watching. I don't want to see an engineer talking on the radio to the guy I want to see racing.

I want to see the racing!

Why are tight arse twats trying to take them on board in the first place? Because they're tight arse, self centred, selfish twats.

I avoid EasyJet, Ryanair and AirAsia. Maybe you should do the same.

I always ask for a copy of shaven Asian ravers.

Cyclists riding double or weaving in and out , Scum .

I've been one of the last few people to board a plane with my smaller than regulation carry-on, and there has been no overhead bin space around where I'm sitting because people stick their oversized bags where ever they can find a space, even to the point of putting it near the front despite sitting at the back, so they can pick it up as they deplane... that one really pisses me off. Also if people are in Group 3 they board with Group 1 to get the bin space!

I do agree with CT though... the airlines could do more to enforce the existing regulations of bag size (and Group boarding cheating).

Double is lawful! Weaving in and out to miss potholes! :hi:

My No 1 piss off these things would kill you if they fell on your head! I never help the **** ****ers dicks that cannot even lift it up into the overhead locker due to its weight!

Twats with big yellow headphones

http://previews.123rf.com/images/gew...tock-Photo.jpg

"hey f*ck you man - I'm cool.

Twats with headphones riding bikes.

Election shit posted to me every day. Piss off, I know who I'm voting for.

People who think 'deplane' is a word.

^^^^ This

That because there is a big fight on Saturday everyone is a boxing expert for the next 10 days.

Indeed. As a fairly regular flyer this is one of the reasons I pay for emergency exit row seats so they can not enforce this on you.

BBS members who do nothing but sneer. Good word that - sneer.

There are a number of people posting that seem to do nothing except quote previous posts and make snidey, sneering, insulting or just plain rude comments.

No names - but you know who you are and you're all on my ever-expanding ignore list. Just wish people would stop quoting you.

Please go outside and do something useful with your lives - you never know, you might find that it cheers you up a bit, you miserable feckers.

I'm very very sorry mate... :sob::sob::sob::sob::sob:












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It is.

Same with politics at the moment as well.

Of course it is...

Yep, I'm all for an Easy Jet fining system to be used across all airlines for this.

It's a piss take - and the jerks usually show the kind of self-importance you want to slap out of them. I think I will be complaining loudly every time I see one in the future. Oi twat that's a fecking suitcase, you should check it in and wait like the rest of us.

Yes. The OED lists it as going as far back as 1923.

Going to the gym and convincing myself i've had a good workout, only to get out of breath putting my shoes back on after.

People who think intelligence is measured in words.

I think you misunderstand me. It may be in a dictionary but that does not mean it should be used by anyone other than lazy easy jet stewardesses.

It is a disgusting.americanism.

I have never heard it used ( until this thread). So not sure it can be a thing that annoys you regularly.

why does ( until) come out like *****il) ? if you don't put in the space?

It isn't. But it does annoy me when it is used.

I think incidentally you are confusing this with the "things that regularly annoy you" thread.

Blame WCB. The naughty little tinker loves circumventing the swear filter.

Ah yes i get it now.

Cyclists who serve into the middle of the road to avoid man holes.
Very dangerous.

Also running red lights.

The ****.

Posts that end with the word 'discuss'. Discuss.

Not sure if it's still the rules but some airlines used to limit size but not weight on hand luggage as long as it's not too heavy for you lift. The amount of times either I've been asked or someone near me to lift a ridiculously heavy suitcase into an overhead locker, don't think it should count if you have to ask someone else.

People who slowly walk diagonally across the front of you, almost forcing you to come to a standstill

Virgin Atlantic (at least i think it was Virgin) certainly used to have a weight limit for carry on luggage. I recall flying to NYC for a long weekend and was upgrading my flight and accidentally put my carry on onto the scales thing rather than the floor. I was told the size was fine but it was too heavy (13kg) and had to be checked. A mistake which saw me carrying my laptop, ipad, workpapers, a book and various cables through security and resulted in me purchasing a very expensive replacement bag in duty free.

People who put their food in the microwave at work then **** off. Are you really that busy that you can't stay with your food for 2 minutes?

If they're not there when it pings, simply throw it in the bin. They'll soon learn.

Then you should have, if you'll excuse my pedantry, said so. ;)

Driving through Norwood.

How absolute shit certain managers at the sainsburys next to selhurst are. Just hang around the canteen and go on hourly smoke breaks.

Or 'fact'.

Fact.

Or close thread.

Er...

People who take mobiles into toilets at work and continue conversations or text messaging. Wrong.

How about people who stand in the toilet cubicle of a swimming pool, with the door open, in the nude, talking on their phone?

Those hand wash blokes hanging around in toilets.....stop with the guilt trip crap!

How about people on a train who think that i am at all interested in the 'larks' they and their 'mate' got up to at the weekend or in where they might be going on holiday this summer?

Depends whether they're male or female ;)

Taking a train to/from Gatwick every day, I am really starting to get annoyed at people who insist on packing suitscases they cannot easily carry. If you cannot eaily carry your case, you have overpacked.

Follow-up spam to spam you deleted a couple of days ago

Hmmm....

That's a cracker. Close thread.

Brussels airport. It is sh#t

Open the door, take a big bite of it, close door, then when they look shocked when they go to get their grub open your mouth and show them the content, swallow and say that tastes like shit.

Spam spam spam egg beans and spam.

People who still quote Monty Python 60 years later.

Americans who call them Monty PythOn.

Heavy luggage c**t f**kers.

Death to the oversized heavy hand luggage w@#£+&s! They mince catwalk style onto the plane like Alan sugar apprentice show wannabes..

Those bastards have nothing in those suitcases except their egos.

I can confirm. Was stuck there for 10 hours without any cash and my credit card had run out the day before. It's even more shit without money.

I like Gold Rush on Discovery.

What I don't like is the bleeping out of the swear words.

This is a post watershed programme about working class men, gold mining, so of course, has the occasional curse word. What makes matters worse is that they don't bother to pixelate (sic) the swearer so that even the most basic of lipreaders (me) can easily interprate the bleeped out word - so why?

It has a predominantly British/Irish production crew which makes it all the more strange.

Oh, and Tony Beets isn't a ******* Viking - he's Dutch!

Glad this was near the top... The fact that random ***** keep parking outside our place. Just cars I have never seen before. Just got home from work and had to park five minutes down the road as I can't get a space outside ours. Most of these pricks seem to think it is ok to park across the front of the other halves car too so she can't get out. :eek:

I can feel that you are burdened. :) What annoys me??? lazy and self righteous bastards and bitches who does not know anything but to be "cute" to steal a boyfriend..

People who seem to think they're an expert on any given subject. They won't back down when they're hopelessly out of their depth, their arguments tend to rely on condescending put-downs and attrition to wear an opponent down, avoiding the issue and concentrating on pedantic points when they're losing rather than admitting they probably don't know what they're talking about.

Surely it would have been quicker to type 'Maz'?

Days at work when you are just waiting for the day to end to go and do something else, but have a pile of work that you just can't be bothered to get on with.

I know if I did some work it would make the time pass quicker, but it's just so uninspiring!

[QUOTE=Stavros 69;12359475]Cyclists who serve into the middle of the road to avoid man holes.[QUOTE]

Yes, they should either cycle or play tennis - not both at the same time.

People who say 'pass completion rates' rather than 'passes' and 'getting a shot away' rather than 'shooting'

Going for a number two and already finding a number two there.

Poor Maz

Punch the Man u scum girls....hate Paddy Crerand!http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/u.../PA-508031.jpg

Those white socks on the dollies!

Golf umbrellas, when you're not on a golf course. Buy a normal umbrella for £5 you twat.

Now why would I spend a fiver on a brolly when I get golf brollies free at work. And you look a right old big gay bear with one of those little poxy girly brollies