Time to draw the drapes on this conversation.
PS
The craft IPAs in my fridge would never be mistaken for water.

Things that annoy you
 

I agree, despite my comment above, there are some mighty fine American beers out there now, both in bottles and on tap.

GorBlimey just got his shorts in a twist… [emoji106]

Water is for external use only, isn't it?

He's banged up at the moment :(

Sadly not. GFA and all that.

Deffo !

Have to do our bit for the drought you know... drink beer (or wine) not water!

Well at least I don't go out in public wearing my pants - that sort of thing can get you arrested!

There has to be a comeback that includes the word 'fanny' but I'm not coming up with one yet...

I know, but this time he got screwed royally. 34 months for something we've all done when we were young. Good poster, who still get's the occasional post in when he's allowed to use the computer. Looking forward to reading his posts in 2025.

It's 12:30am and I can hear 4 ******* dogs bellowing to each other non-*******-stop.
What is it with Chilean dog owners??? Bring your ******* dogs in to the house at night ffs!

But they bark at night so they put them outside to reduce the noise. :)

There's probably some crazy old woman trying to make a coat out of some puppies. They're just looking out for their own.

Blimey, never really thought how dark that movie/book was before. For a Disney anyway :eek:

Sane as smokers smoking outside because it stops THEIR house smelling.

Try Thailand.

3 quid for Ketchup in Tesco's today outrageous

Wtf?

:D

What he do ?

What happened? :confused:

Have you heard of the Kinahans and Hutches?

Kinahans rings a bell.

If you want to be all cryptic and itk that's fine, but there's some people who like him and are now worried about him. Maybe put their minds at rest?

Yep :confused::(

very much ^^^^

Those dogs aren't pets. They are there to deter robbers.

Their lives are about being stuck in the patio all day with the bare mininum required attention from their disinterested 'owners'.

You are such a fanny.

Last I heard from SC was Sunday was when he sent me an excellent photo of Tom O'Connor (pbuh).

I assume he is at work now.

:eek::eek:Tom O'Connor is in prison?

Is he still working in the laundry or has he now moved to the library?

YDNKHWD

I confuse him with Dave Allen.

Rascist.

Am I, ok.

Or at least forgotten.

What I didn't know, though, was that he was Denise Lewis's father-in-law.

IDKT

Same as Raquel Welch and Fred Trueman being sort of related.

Yes you are, old chap.

See also, Uma Thurman and Big Mo off Eastenders

Yeah, that was very odd.

;)

This thread took a turn. Anyway, free SC, etc etc.

Cannot believe ME went in to full on FB you ok Hun mode!

I can.

That we are supposedly getting an increase in our lifetime pension contributions to 1.8 Million. Alright if you are one of the super rich I suppose but I will get no where near the old figure let alone the new one.

Supposd to stop Doctors from jacking it in early - now they can stuff their ill-gotten gains into their pensions.

A men to that.

When your a hurry to get somewhere and someone walks as slow as they can but you can't over take them because your too awkward and if you try they somehow block the whole path

I did? Must've missed that.

Ringo why is it so hard to pay them

People pushing the button for a green man when there is zilch cars on the bastard road.

Perhaps he can't get reception in his yellow submarine/octopus' garden? (I am so sorry for this post, and all my other ones.)

I'm afraid I always do this as we get cars/lorries/bicycles/vans coming out of the blue at a billion miles an hour. Last time I risked it, I ended up having to leg it across the road, slipped up and landed on some broken glass.

I have to do it, I'm afraid, because I'm extremely slow.

You get a 10-second countdown after the 'green man' goes out on the crossing opposite Croydon Univerisity Hospital, and I sometimes struggle to make that. I would never risk crossing without a green man as too many cars go at a fair lick. There ae too many mad bstards out there, so I wait until they are supposed to stop.

Especially when we have the two only reserved for special ITK jokes emanating from that part of Spain..... 'QP' and 'We know who Trolley is, and he is a fine chap'.

Seemingly not so funny when you are not one of the ITKs.

I assume any BBSers at the Amex (or Bumsex/Tampax lol) tonight might bump into SC ce soir unless he’s already been nicked by Sussex plod.

My wife insisting on watching Comic Relief, which is presented by Zoe Ball and Paddy McF~ckingGuinness.

I feel that pain, brother.

Could have been worse that could have had Vernon Kay and Sarah Cox as well!

Nico Rosberg, and his "...uuh?" at the end of every other sentence to turn it into a vaildation-seeking question

Someone I loved, dying due to problems with alcohol, and her family who fought me all the way when I was with her and trying to get her off the booze.

I think we need a thinks that make you sad thread. Sorry to hear this .

So sad to hear this. I know full well of someone's misguided family members sticking their noses in for their own selfish reasons.

My sadness is over ruled by my anger at how this was such a senseless and avoidable death.

Crystal Palace Football Club emailing me with match 'highlights' every week since Christmas.

We lost. Again. Do one will you please. And as for the University of Roehamption, don't send your kids there to do Marketing, they keep sponsoring this 'feature'...how poor are they at Marketing!

Yes, the club need to uncheck off the auto send highlights box until we have something that would be enjoyable to watch:D

Sorry mate.

LOL. I honestly first read that as University of Redemption and was going to argue with you that it was genius marketing.

Sorry to hear this, Pedro.

The fat kid from the On The Beach TV advert

I’d love to shove that ice cream right in his mosh.

ITV London News just describing Jermain Defoe as one of England’s greatest ever footballers.

He always looked it when he played against us.

So did Adebayo Akinfenwa, probably.

Russian meerkats.

Almost a third of Defoe's goals in his final three seasons in the Premier League were against us (6 out of 19) were against us.

The expression ( often used by businesses) "I'm reaching out". Grrgh

oh god yes, awful phrasal verb. Makes me cringe.

People who 'unwittingly' mislead Parliament

International weekend.

Hate it hate it

When you're at a train station and three of the screens have the 'take care on the platform' message and only one screen actually shows you what trains are coming in to which platform

In other words we couldn't give a monkeys if you're late for work but we do care that you might have an accident and take us to court. "Well he was told by three different message boards to TAKE CARE. It's not our fault he tripped over a hole in the platform that 6 blokes in hi-viz vests have, in between tea breaks, been hovering over for the last month, discussing what will be the best strategy in going forward and filling it in."

I do normally but this one’s a blessed relief

Yep, and the twat from the Go Compare ad

The whole family from that advert. I would rather sit an overcrowded departure hall than sit in an airport lounge with that lot.

The commentators on the Boat Race saying 'Oxford can still win this, they have the Surrey Bank, or whatever'
No they can't.
As soon as any team get their boat 2m ahead in the race they go on to win.
Noone ever stages a comeback.
They need to shorten the whole thing down to a 100m sprint - the results will be the same.
Just bollocks from the BBC trying to maintain interest when we can all see the losers have lost.

Talking of the University of Roehampton, I get really pissed off with the screens at SP being reduced by a third due to the advert zone around them. In the LH they're small enough as it is but with the adverts they're minuscule

:D:D

Wankers who take enormous cases as hand luggage into flights, so big they take up half the luggage rack, and if they get on late then precede to try and move everyone else's. Wankers.

So true. Coupled with the fact that these wankers are usually the first to stand when the plane lands and is still taxing to the gate

That is more annoying. Why the rush when you're only going to be held up in passport control anyway?


Utter tossers.

The people sitting opposite me waiting to board have 6 (six) large bags including 2 wheelies. It will easily take up more than 1 luggage bin.

I bet they will be early to board and put them all near the front of the plane also.

The growing number of websites that ask for your age but then won't let you type it in and make you swipe back until you reach it. It my case that's 43 years of swiping.

I may have put this before but as I had to do this last night, I realised how much it annoyed me

It really annoyed me when we had boarded the plane and it was only then the couple in front me decided it was the right time to start rooting around in their hand luggage for what they needed for the flight.

Not the when we'd been waiting in the massive airport where they weren't blocking anyone, no it had to be done when they blocked everyone else from being able to get to their seats.

Twats.

I stopped watching that a long time ago. The highlights they show in news is enough for me

They won’t try that on easyJet as they have staff with a card machine in hand to fine them

It is actually funny to watch

Excellent.

The whole race lasts under 20 minutes. Why we need a 3 hour programme is beyond me.

Wankers most definately but then airport staff shouldn't roll over and let them take the piss.

Bit of generalization here, but if you get a mob of Hasidics on a flight they are an absolute nightmare for the airplane staff. No matter how many times they are told not to stand up before the plane has parked up, they will. When they're told for the umpteenth time not to open the overhead luggage compartments, they will.
Got to admit, it's becomes more amusing than annoying, as you watch some rookie stewardess reprimanding one for taking his luggage down and right behind her a whole family take this as a signal to drag down their worldly belongings. Of course, once they see the rabbi ignoring the seat belt sign and getting up and removing his nine cases the plane turns into a total shit show.

Wait until you are nearly seventy!!!
Takes forever
That’s youngsters for you