We have a stretch of dual carriageway near us and the number of people that drive in the right hand lane at 40mph annoys the shit out of me. Get out of the ******* way!

Pretty sure this has been done before, but people who leave their chopping carts/trolley out in the car park where they were parked.

On what planet is this sociably acceptable?

Huge bug bare. Only takes a second to pop them back.

Not this planet!

It's a psychopath test

Were you shopping at Lumberjacks R Us?

That amused me.:D

Damn... why can't I see stuff like that before I hit submit. :wallbash:

You jest for the typo, but I can picture HH in the full get up, sozzled at that small town bar. A bitter eye switching to the young bucks playing pool and the buxom waitress working for tips with one perfectly adequate button keeping it all in place.

HH will be wondering where all the years went, and hoping one of his regular town friends pop in along with their usual generosity for one last pint, before he gets in the pick up and drives home to his wife's overcooked ovenbake and sharp tongue.

Freemasons. Just watch The Gold and realise how Prince Phillip was involved with them

Never could understand why they get such a bad rap. They have wierd rituals and stuff but so do football fans.

Why do they seem to piss people off so much?

I'm not Andy Capp you know! :rolleyes:

That bloody listerine endorsement by that tooth filled donkey before channel 4 morning programmes. The Scottish accent grates when it says listereeeeeen !

New kit kat wrappers ... pile of shit!

Anything Burger king is always disappointing !

Fog .... sometimes it's in the valley by a river ..... other times on hilltops ..... sometimes everywhere ... make your mind up foggy shit!

It tends to spend a lot of it's time around Milton Keynes.

When people who say re rather than regarding.

Edit, absolutely on board when used in text.

I make you spot on with that one.

I know people abuse the ambulance service all the time and they weren't allowed to not attend a call (I suppose this means things are changing for the better). But who the **** calls an ambulance for a severe headache?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-64653483

Institutional corruption.

Jobs for the boys and stuff like that.

Full of rozzers and huns.

Famous people who do podcasts and youtube videos and then ask you to become a patreon because they say they do not make any money out of them.Yes i listen and watch them but dont pester me for money when you are getting sponsorship for them earning you free goods, travel, hotel stays and stuff sent to your door.
Then on camera they tell you how they are putting everything on expenses for the taxman.

How do you find the tosser emojis on this?

Really does seem like every Tom and Richard are doing a pod-cast these days. Some of the football one's are good then others are just a waste of time.
There's a pretty heavy Pod cast war going on at the moment between some low lifes who finally figured out how to switch on the computer they nicked during the riots. You had a few podcasters making a nice living out of interviewing supposed gangsters and hardmen. As stupid as some of these guests were they soon sussed out that if you kidnapp one of the local techo's to set you up, anyone can have a podcast.
The themes are all the same B.S. The wannabee was bullied at school. One day ten blokes beat him up. He joins the local boxing club. Then one by one he got the ten back. He spent his youth hanging out with the Kray twins, even though he's only 31. He terrifies drug dealers in order to save his community. Meanwhile he spends the interview constantly sniffling and rubbing his burnt out nose.

For those that love the podcasts ;-)

https://mobile.twitter.com/mralistai...17336173301760

Seems like people are listening to the wrong podcasts.

The spicy beanburgers 30 years ago were great. Everything else they've ever done is awful.

Spending 45 mins on hold after going through a stupid vice computer that keeps trying to send me to the website and you eventually get through ask your question and you get cut off as the numpty has obv pressed the wrong button

What vice is the computer for?

Miami

First day on tinternet ?

People who says yous ie yous have been great

Double Mushroom Swiss were flipping great.

The DUP.

That's a vice?

Yep

My children say “anyways”. I have no idea where they get this from, and sometimes wonder if they think it’s correct.

A dining club for cranks in fancy dress.

I hear you. My daughter does this too although she has been left in no doubt as to how correct it is.

My daughters say it too and I thought they were the only ones

the over use of like and so and the way so is dragged out

I think they must say it somewhere in the US.

West Ham fans then

Use of the term ‘powder puff’ makes me cringe

Using the phrase ‘doing the same thing and expecting different results is the definition of insanity’ as if it is some deeply profound statement, whereas you just heard Kevin Day say it on repeat with the same unapt glee.

That.

Was that a Burger King burger or are you referring to the shouting politicians that always seem the very definition of gammon to me?

I saw one of them speaking on BBC World. Even the bodyguards looked like hired bald-heade thugs.

Brentford’s equaliser

Irish people say youse all the time.

TBF. This thread is things that annoy YOU, not things that annoy every single one of us (except maybe the racists or plebs who want PV out and don't show one modicum of respect).

They annoy me much more than a soft as shit predictable equaliser.

Care homes or more like non care homes

Going for tapas and someone always pipes up with "ooo let's get some pardon peppers, I love pardon peppers" followed by someone else going "yay, I love pardon peppers"

FFS they're little burnt peppers with some rock salt liberally sprinkled over the top but they weigh in at the same price as something nice and meat orientated like chorizo in red wine.

Pricks

Tapas in general.

Pick one meal and eat it.

Why are they called Pardon peppers?

Not sure about pardon peppers, but I love Padrón peppers, ooooo I love them, everyone loves them too.

To be fair its the same with Edamame beans aswell whilst having sushi, I think people think its an healthy option or something.

GPD, most of the time.

lol - its the scum orange bastards.

Oh yes. I am finding that I am posting there less and less. :(

Yep! I mentioned in the match thread yesterday that I had a four fold Palace, Fulham, Everton, and Arsenal all to win at 128/1. Just before the equaliser I could have cashed out for a smidgen over £2k. Thought it was worth hanging on for the remaining g 30 seconds or so to take the full £2600.

How wrong I was :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

Fvck

Jesus H Christ!

We do, we pick tapas.

Because they come from Padron in Galicia. They used to be much more fun cos 1 in 10 was ******* hot but they seemed to have sussed out how to get rid of the hot ones. Shame.

Anyone who doesn't like Tapas doesn't know Spain. Been living here best part of 20 years and I love them, they are a beautiful thing.

Having just got my first glucose test monitor, I find if a bit annoying that it looks like they are like printer ink, as in, the monitor with all the electronic wizardry cost me $15, but the little test strips (100) cost $16.

Just test yourself once a month.

I guess you are sort of joking, but actually I plan on only doing once a week to start, just to see where we are at. I’m “only” pre-diabetic at this time.

That's a shame, I'd hoped it was only over here.
I loved the spicy factor. They're a bit boring without.

Ouch. Give Ayew a call.

I rarely joke.

Is it not more the lack of rain? I think there are more really hot ones around when it’s been raining a lot (and it’s been raining like crazy in Galicia all winter).

I liked when I was in Madrid a few years ago they gave you a little snack with your beer. Is this another type of tapas or something else.

Small version in the north/ Basque area . Pincho? But you normally buy then rather than given.

20 or so years back when I was travelling through small towns in Spain, every beer was accompanied with a free bocadillo.

That's the original tapas, rare to find now but very prevalent in Granada.

The tapas was ruddy lovely when I was there. I also went to one of the best restaurants I've ever been to down there.

Granada was hot as a bastard when I was there even in May. About 38°, iirc.

And I rarely take anyone serious on here...

Ouch, feel your pain. Not quite the same levels value wise, but had a bet builder on the United game yesterday and was waiting on a third card for it to come in.....ref absolutely bottling not booking Sabitzer, Tieliemans or somebody else

Sorry, and I don't wish to offend, but:

Posters who tell us about bets they've lost. It's the modern day "the one that got away" fisherman's tale. Now if the focus of your annoyance would be you lost your stake rather than the "winnings" you lost, it would be marginally better (although still paint-dryingly boring) but ultimately any annoyance is down to your initial decision to risk your cash in the first place.

Sadiq Khan. (For balance, the other two Mayors of London we've had as well are absolute twats.)

People who blame everything on Sadiq Khan

The ever increasing number of drivers who think nothing of parking in bus lanes or the zigzags on pedestrian crossings.

Bloody hell, does anyone actually get offended by this in the first place? When did calling someone fat become outlawed? Is skinny going to get the same treatment?

BBC News - Roald Dahl: Rishi Sunak joins criticism of changes to author's books
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64702224

They mostly drive massive SUVs in my experience, which are ridiculously large for our roads anyway.

People who get hot under the collar about a few words being changed in a book written a long time ago by a now dead anti-semite

Especially when the words have already been changed previously.

Some were changed but now a load are being totally rewritten. Obviously Dahl was a massive c~nt. I was also annoyed when animal-loving family man Eric Gill’s sculpture was vandalised last year.

Shakespeare?

Childish behaviour

Thinking that the U21 match against Manure was at 7pm last night, I fired up the laptop and went onto Palace TV only to find that the match had already taken place. Muppet. On the other hand, I could post on the things that make you happy thread that I didn't have sit through a 0-0 draw. So whilst initially pissed off, I thought that's handy.

Best match of the season……… just joking. It wasn’t a classic.

This bloody cold/flu/covid I can’t get rid of.

:p

In the town I live in people park in zig zags all the time drives me mand and due to the lack of police in the area nothing ever gets done

Interesting point made on Thought For The Day on the Today programme this morning - they took our 'fat', but left in references to crooked noses in a book written by a known anti-semite.

Interesting... I'd have to see the text to decide what I think about this, but just a few thoughts on the matter... since it's been brought up.

Given that a book has a life after it is written, it therefore has a direct effect in the present, irrsepective of when it was written.... ergo the issue of Dahl's antisemitism infiltrating his written work should at least be something to be discussed and (re)assessed.

In that respect, there is as strong a case for leaving the "crooked noses" in so that their almost certain antisemitic symbolism can be properly discussed in the present day as removing it... a bit like leaving the statues of the slave owners standing but ensuring that an accurate plaque about who they were and what they did (bad and good) informs any observer.

On the other hand, "fat" is a generic term which is, sometimes, suitable rather than purely derogatory.

I wondered why Baby Ruth's were so chewy...

https://www.babyruth.com/

You Ogre!

The latest proof that the world is going to Hell in a hand-basket:

People requesting wheelchair assistance to get priority boarding at the airport, and to cut security lines.

If you can't open the link... 55 people requested assistance boarding, but only 30 requested at the other end. Conclusion, at a minimum 25 people were being c**ts. There is even people people posting on social media laughing about doing it.

I think I'm giving up the will to go anywhere!

https://viewfromthewing.com/30-passe...st-one-flight/

Extreme selfishness. It's a disgusting trait that I find is more and more the norm.

Thats because the other end a wheelchair is last off!

Tool kits and Tools in general, and my inability to use them. End up breaking, chipping, twisting, bending, wrecking half the things I have a go at. Either that or I end up injuring myself, sometimes requiring stitches. I find it impossible to do anything in a straight line even with guides. Paint over edges, even with masking tape... Whats even more weird is I can generally suss out what is wrong with an engine, pointing a mechanic at what I think is the probable issue and mostly getting it right. I can change a wheel fine... but that's about as far as it goes. Gotta go suss out why my Air con fan on my VW isn't working, I'm sure it's a fuse. Hopefully I dont bend something in my pre visit to a mechanics attempt to have a go.



Odd thing is, I'm fine/good in the kitchen with knives etc and cooking in general.