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Oldtown Eagle 24-08-2016 10:47 PM

Watching a good play on C4 The Watchman. I swear there are more ads than play.

Hibernator 24-08-2016 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13183594)
Yep. Very narcolepticist.

That's easy for you to say!

Chocky 24-08-2016 10:56 PM

Fat f*cks tweeting about shoving pies down their gobs wanking over it and me not being able to slaughter the fat c*nt because he's blocked me. Yet I still get his eating tweets into my email inbox. Eating strawberries in the garden was the last one. Who gives a c*nt. Stuff your face and shut it and f*ck off while you're doing it.

Salad_Burnet 24-08-2016 11:01 PM

I had to turn Only Connect off on Monday after one of the team's spokespeople insisted on giving each answer with, 'so...'.

I know it's been covered already but for FFS you're giving a short answer, not an account of your day at work (although using it anywhere is still irritating).

strawberry mivi 25-08-2016 06:43 PM

Feeling especially intolerant today.
Flying from Stansted Airport which is full of 'cockney wankers' and foreigners, both groups which are inferior to myself.Also apart from my wife and I there are very few attractive people in the world.

hong_kong_hg 25-08-2016 07:34 PM

:D

Joe85 25-08-2016 07:38 PM

The fact that my missus only enjoys takeaways that cannot be ******* delivered.

****.

Jim Cannon 25-08-2016 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 13187871)
The fact that my missus only enjoys takeaways that cannot be ******* delivered.

****.

Tell her to go and get it - you can't go as you are waiting in for yours to be delivered:D

Nostrils 25-08-2016 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13187893)
Tell her to go and get it - you can't go as you are waiting in for yours to be delivered:D

I think she's having an affair with the neighbour.

Nostrils 25-08-2016 07:45 PM

The Money Saving Expert.

art malice 25-08-2016 07:47 PM

Alex James - cheese-making wazzack

Joe85 25-08-2016 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13187893)
Tell her to go and get it - you can't go as you are waiting in for yours to be delivered:D



:D

Joe85 25-08-2016 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13187901)
I think she's having an affair with the neighbour.



If only. I'd be free to find some 30 stone elephant who enjoys a curry every night.

Brb, neighbour is posting some menus through the door.

Nostrils 25-08-2016 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 13187917)
If only. I'd be free to find some 30 stone elephant who enjoys a curry every night.

Brb, neighbour is posting some menus through the door.

:supergrin:

RobertCPFC 25-08-2016 11:13 PM

That Salford team having another documentary on TV tonight.

SA Eagle 26-08-2016 03:28 PM

Bryan Swanson. Can't help thinking he looks like a spitting image puppet.

fioreuk 26-08-2016 03:35 PM

Twats who are love nothing more than to point out minor spelling errors...even if spellcheck realted


And yes...a deliberate one there.

mroakley9 26-08-2016 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13190225)
Twats who are love nothing more than to point out minor spelling errors...even if spellcheck realted


And yes...a deliberate one there.

I make no apologies for my helpfulness.

Joe85 27-08-2016 09:41 PM

The X-Factor.

Simon Cowell needs assassinating, pronto...can't we send him to Syria for Red Nose day?

Footballnut25 27-08-2016 09:48 PM

Mildly famous people who say "everybody knows that I. ...." when no one has ever heard of them

Bryan 27-08-2016 10:05 PM

Currently the BBS

Aquila_17 27-08-2016 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13190225)
Twats who are love nothing more than to point out minor spelling errors...even if spellcheck realted


And yes...a deliberate one there.

What about people who point out other grimmer (sic) errors? ;-)

Footballnut25 27-08-2016 10:40 PM

People who use the ! for no reason in text messages or emails.

Nth Kent Eagle 27-08-2016 10:52 PM

People who pay for their drinks in the pub by card.

bubbs11 28-08-2016 07:39 AM

The X Factor. Kind of encapsulates all that's wrong with our modern society. Cowell truely is the devil incarnate and his garish show is the total antithesis of creativity and real musical talent. It makes me feel very uncomfortable that young people watch and aspire to some of these characters.

mroakley9 28-08-2016 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nth Kent Eagle (Post 13193901)
People who pay for their drinks in the pub by card.

Who carries actual money around these days?

palace_crystal 28-08-2016 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13194325)
Who carries actual money around these days?

Who doesn't?

RobertCPFC 28-08-2016 12:46 PM

The suggested team thread being started two weeks before the next game.

mroakley9 28-08-2016 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palace_crystal (Post 13194342)
Who doesn't?

Me, and everyone I know

sirdougie 28-08-2016 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nth Kent Eagle (Post 13193901)
People who pay for their drinks in the pub by card.

People who hand over cash and wait for change in the pub, rather than using contactless cards.

CaterhamEagle 28-08-2016 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirdougie (Post 13194897)
People who hand over cash and wait for change in the pub, rather than using contactless cards.

Or spend ages seeing if they have exact change, which they invariable don't, so then have to find a note instead, and then wait for change.

There are very few things I use cash for these days. Palace programmes, holidays, popup food stalls etc... that's about it.

art malice 28-08-2016 02:22 PM

People who moan about poor presentation of food. Get your priorities right FFS

CedarEagle 28-08-2016 02:54 PM

Cabaye

CedarEagle 28-08-2016 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Footballnut25 (Post 13193863)
People who use the ! for no reason in text messages or emails.

Shouldn't that be

People who use the ! for no reason in text messages or emails !!

cappuccinoeagle 28-08-2016 04:35 PM

Spurs,AFC Bournemouth and that bloke in the Holmesdale Lower,probably Block E, who shouted "Pardew Out!" early in the first half.

pauldrulez 28-08-2016 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13195176)
Spurs,AFC Bournemouth and that bloke in the Holmesdale Lower,probably Block E, who shouted "Pardew Out!" early in the first half.


That was probably me. Though I used other words than Out.

thefox 28-08-2016 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13194782)
Me, and everyone I know

^^^^Student.

Andy in Rome 28-08-2016 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13195176)
...and that bloke in the Holmesdale Lower,probably Block E, who shouted "Pardew Out!" early in the first half.

He sits right behind me. Turns up to every home game so pissed he can hardly stand, and sure as night follows day, he'll start in on either the way the team is playing, or more likely on Pardew. If the sun is shining in his eyes and he can't follow the game, you can bet that before long he'll be calling Pardew a c**t because he hasn't arranged to make the Main Stand high enough to block out the glare...

My mate and I have a regular bet on how long it will be before he starts slagging either Pardew or the team off. Right now his record of keeping quiet before launching into his first rant of the afternoon stands at a mighty 12 minutes.

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion about the club, but Jeeze, if you hate it so much why do you come every week?

DaveTuttles 28-08-2016 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy in Rome (Post 13195288)
He sits right behind me. Turns up to every home game so pissed he can hardly stand, and sure as night follows day, he'll start in on either the way the team is playing, or more likely on Pardew. If the sun is shining in his eyes and he can't follow the game, you can bet that before long he'll be calling Pardew a c**t because he hasn't arranged to make the Main Stand high enough to block out the glare...

My mate and I have a regular bet on how long it will be before he starts slagging either Pardew or the team off. Right now his record of keeping quiet before launching into his first rant of the afternoon stands at a mighty 12 minutes.

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion about the club, but Jeeze, if you hate it so much why do you come every week?


You and your mate are absolute chaps by the sounds of it

eagleborn 28-08-2016 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirdougie (Post 13194897)
People who hand over cash and wait for change in the pub, rather than using contactless cards.

People who get to a till in any shop/bar/pub and don't have either their cash or card ready to pay immediately and fumble around for 30 seconds trying to find it. It's hardly like it can come as a bloody surprise.

Payroll Legend 28-08-2016 07:14 PM

Jamie ******* Redknapp.

Zulu84 28-08-2016 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaterhamEagle (Post 13194933)
Or spend ages seeing if they have exact change, which they invariable don't, so then have to find a note instead, and then wait for change.

There are very few things I use cash for these days. Palace programmes, holidays, popup food stalls etc... that's about it.

Palace superdraw....although I swear its rigged because I never win

DeanGoodsnake 28-08-2016 08:27 PM

Using "bud" or "buddie"
Rather than mate ..irritates me
American wannabe arseholes

Justin Beaver 28-08-2016 09:37 PM

The English, commie poofs from Surrey in particular.

Oldtown Eagle 28-08-2016 09:42 PM

The Notting Hill Carnival is a carvinal. It should not be known as Carvinal.

Footballnut25 28-08-2016 09:49 PM

people (normally teenagers) who insist on walking down the street using their mobiles like a ghetto blaster so everyone can hear.

Justin Beaver 28-08-2016 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Footballnut25 (Post 13195697)
people (normally teenagers) who insist on walking down the street using their mobiles like a ghetto blaster so everyone can hear.

Racist nazi scum :jerkit:

CPFC Since 68 28-08-2016 11:02 PM

Booing

firstgame63cpfc 28-08-2016 11:06 PM

Tourist threads;)

Justin Beaver 28-08-2016 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 13195688)
The Notting Hill Carnival is a carvinal. It should not be known as Carvinal.

Unsee unsee unseeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...2397277523.jpg

JJ 29-08-2016 12:04 AM

Went to dust off the barbecue for the first time in a couple of months yesterday evening. Take the cover off, lift the lid, to see that something rodent-like has clearly been living in it for said period of un-use, judging by the amount of pellet-sized shit that was all over the cooking plate and the tray underneath. Bloody hell. :veryangry

Hedgehog 29-08-2016 03:12 AM

Adds flavor.

PhuketEagle 29-08-2016 07:53 AM

Ratatouille anyone?

JJ 29-08-2016 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13196213)
Adds botulism/whatever.

EFA.

JJ 29-08-2016 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 13196259)
Ratatouille anyone?

I've got a feeling it was a possum rather than a rat. There are loads of them around here.

little al 29-08-2016 08:35 AM

Having to rely on others.

pallet 29-08-2016 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 13196275)
Having to rely on others.

Espically when they make you late.

little al 29-08-2016 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13196288)
Espically when they make you late.

Exactly the reason, **** it, having the day off now.

Worksop Palace 30-08-2016 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 13196259)
Ratatouille anyone?

Made some of that in France on Monday. What a feckin palarva (sp?). Was ok but not worth an hours work. Anyway...

Hardly original but...England's roads. Feck me. Drove 220 miles in France this morning. Not a single hold up. Not a single stretch of roadworks. Not a single breakdown seen. No accidents. No speed restrictions (despite some dense fog). 220 miles in just over 3 hours.

Land in England and within half an hour there's a jam. Takes nearly an hour to roll up to the dartford tunnel. M25 queuing at 12pm. M11 and A14 rammed at 1.30pm. 215 miles in just under 5 hours.

Utter utter wank

meee 30-08-2016 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13199938)
Made some of that in France on Monday. What a feckin palarva (sp?).

Apparently it's palava.And on that subject,words that you have to look up how to spell because you've never written them before but say them all the time.


While our roads are horrible,littered with traffic,roadworks and the most ill thought out diversions that you could ever imagine,at least we don't have tolls.The only traffic you hit in France is for a toll.You are literally paying to stop.And they don't make sense until a bit of practice so you sometimes go to the wrong machine and end up trying to get a whole queue of traffic to reverse for you.Madness.

edit: Except the Dartford Tunnel as you mentioned.Ban tolls.

Worksop Palace 30-08-2016 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meee (Post 13199960)
Apparently it's palava.And on that subject,words that you have to look up how to spell because you've never written them before but say them all the time.


While our roads are horrible,littered with traffic,roadworks and the most ill thought out diversions that you could ever imagine,at least we don't have tolls.The only traffic you hit in France is for a toll.You are literally paying to stop.And they don't make sense until a bit of practice so you sometimes go to the wrong machine and end up trying to get a whole queue of traffic to reverse for you.Madness.

edit: Except the Dartford Tunnel as you mentioned.Ban tolls.

I beg to differ

If you get a tag, or nick your old mans, you breeze through the toll booths. No taking tickets and riffling for change etc.

I'd pay 20 or so to drive 200 miles hassle free everyday of the week

CT_Palace 30-08-2016 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meee (Post 13199960)
Apparently it's palava.And on that subject,words that you have to look up how to spell because you've never written them before but say them all the time.


While our roads are horrible,littered with traffic,roadworks and the most ill thought out diversions that you could ever imagine,at least we don't have tolls.The only traffic you hit in France is for a toll.You are literally paying to stop.And they don't make sense until a bit of practice so you sometimes go to the wrong machine and end up trying to get a whole queue of traffic to reverse for you.Madness.

edit: Except the Dartford Tunnel as you mentioned.Ban tolls.

On the subject of tolls, wankers who don't have a tag and block the rest of the motorway up queueing to pay with cash.

JJ 31-08-2016 01:53 PM

Wiltshire. The new Samson / Bolaise / Hopkins / Martin*.

It's Wilshere, FFS.

* Unless he doesn't sign for us, in which case I couldn't give a toss.

viking's no1 31-08-2016 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 13202291)
Wiltshire. The new Samson / Bolaise / Hopkins / Martin*.

It's Wilshere, FFS.

* Unless he doesn't sign for us, in which case I couldn't give a toss.

People who incorrectly spell the name of our greatest ever left back, ironically within a sentence about incorrect spelling. It's Sansom, FFS.

Wolfnipplechips 31-08-2016 02:42 PM

Errr.

Conger 31-08-2016 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 13202535)
People who incorrectly spell the name of our greatest ever left back, ironically within a sentence about incorrect spelling. It's Sansom, FFS.

Errr... whoosh?
I think that was his point, he misspelt all of them to point out that people misspell them all?

elgin eagle 31-08-2016 02:52 PM

Bit of a fail there, Viking no 2 ;)

viking's no1 31-08-2016 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13202598)
Bit of a fail there, Viking no 2 ;)

Oh well, I don't really stuff anyway. I'll sit here embarrassed and put my pants back on.

elgin eagle 31-08-2016 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 13202626)
Oh well, I don't really stuff anyway. I'll sit here embarrassed and put my pants back on.

:p

Sure we've all done it from time to time.

Dallas Eagles 31-08-2016 04:26 PM

when i hear "whatever" that is it

mroakley9 01-09-2016 04:09 AM

Rather than signing off emails with a classic 'Thanks' or 'Sincerely, *name*', this woman I'm emailing is signing off her emails with 'In unity'. I can't be the only one that thinks this woman is a ****wit of the highest order?

I'm just thankful I have PHIL BARBER in my life to remind that there are still some alright people out there.

PeterH 01-09-2016 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13205726)
Rather than signing off emails with a classic 'Thanks' or 'Sincerely, *name*', this woman I'm emailing is signing off her emails with 'In unity'. I can't be the only one that thinks this woman is a ****wit of the highest order?

You have to be bouncing that back at her with some classics of your own.

JJ 01-09-2016 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13205738)
You have to be bouncing that back at her with some classics of your own.

^ This. How about you sign off with 'Who's Unity?'

fioreuk 01-09-2016 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13205726)
Rather than signing off emails with a classic 'Thanks' or 'Sincerely, *name*', this woman I'm emailing is signing off her emails with 'In unity'. I can't be the only one that thinks this woman is a ****wit of the highest order?

One arse at work, his auto email signoff is "Rgds" not "Regards"...so important in his own mind that on that one time he had to type and save that auto signoff that he to save time by omitting 3 letters.

:jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

Worksop Palace 01-09-2016 08:26 AM

Or BR for best regards. Wtf, just write the words you last twathouse

And using one initial to sign off ;

BR

M

Wankers

Oddjob 01-09-2016 09:08 AM

People who go to the cinema and then just talk constantly to each other at an audible level the entire time.

Just stay home FFS, you do know you are in public right?

Pidster 01-09-2016 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13205890)
People who go to the cinema and then just talk constantly to each other at an audible level the entire time.

Just stay home FFS, you do know you are in public right?

Same with gigs,

switchboard 01-09-2016 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pidster (Post 13206046)
Same with gigs,

Slowly getting more and more annoyed at the new generation of people going to gigs, put your ******* phone away, shut up and enjoy the music ... Do the young people that we have these days just go to things to say they have been or do they actually want to be there?

Nork1 01-09-2016 11:44 AM

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f804d154...7qro1_1280.jpg

stamford triumph 01-09-2016 11:59 AM

People who take their dogs to work. If I wanted something to dribble and leave hairs all over my suit I would have gone and sat in a dog basket.

EagleSE24 01-09-2016 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pidster (Post 13206046)
Same with gigs,

People who spend the whole gig watching it through their phones. Sometimes you can't even see the stage for the sea of cameras. More concerned with showing people on social media that they were there than actually enjoying it.

The fact gigs aren't as good as they were when I was 16. I miss sitting on the sticky floor at the Brixton Academy smoking, waiting in fervent anticipation of seeing the Manics, Pavement, Radiohead, Blur, Green Day, Foo Fighters etc.

Also annoyed than the Astoria closed. Brilliant venue in its day.

EagleSE24 01-09-2016 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by switchboard (Post 13206105)
Slowly getting more and more annoyed at the new generation of people going to gigs, put your ******* phone away, shut up and enjoy the music ... Do the young people that we have these days just go to things to say they have been or do they actually want to be there?

Agreed!

Mr Mojo Risin 01-09-2016 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 13206186)
People who spend the whole gig watching it through their phones. Sometimes you can't even see the stage for the sea of cameras. More concerned with showing people on social media that they were there than actually enjoying it.

The fact gigs aren't as good as they were when I was 16. I miss sitting on the sticky floor at the Brixton Academy smoking, waiting in fervent anticipation of seeing the Manics, Pavement, Radiohead, Blur, Green Day, Foo Fighters etc.

Also annoyed than the Astoria closed. Brilliant venue in its day.

Not just gigs but everything. People don't want to go anywhere or eat anything they just want to film it or take selfies to boast on Facebook and Instagram. The worst is with endless baby photos. I'm beginning to think some are conceived just so the parents can generate hundreds of likes on Facebook.

Hector 01-09-2016 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stamford triumph (Post 13206179)
People who take their dogs to work. If I wanted something to dribble and leave hairs all over my suit I would have gone and sat in a dog basket.

This just shows the state of the workplace now days. People at my place bring their dogs in. One person, I kid you not, brought a ferret in because it had a runny nose.

hate people at my work, wouldn't miss them apart from the bird opposite who has a great ass

stamford triumph 01-09-2016 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hector (Post 13206553)
This just shows the state of the workplace now days. People at my place bring their dogs in. One person, I kid you not, brought a ferret in because it had a runny nose.

hate people at my work, wouldn't miss them apart from the bird opposite who has a great ass

A ferret? :eek:

elgin eagle 01-09-2016 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hector (Post 13206553)
This just shows the state of the workplace now days. People at my place bring their dogs in. One person, I kid you not, brought a ferret in because it had a runny nose.

hate people at my work, wouldn't miss them apart from the bird opposite who has a great ass

Should have released the ferret.

Icy 01-09-2016 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stamford triumph (Post 13206179)
People who take their dogs to work. If I wanted something to dribble and leave hairs all over my suit I would have gone and sat in a dog basket.

Or worse, children. No one at work cares about your crying, screaming pile of piss and snot besides you.

Chocky 01-09-2016 04:41 PM

Any bloke of whatever age who wears a polo shirt with the collar up Cantona style. He was a wanker and you all are as well, every bloody one of you. Oh you look so cool I wish I was you.

Wankers.

Crybin Eagle 01-09-2016 04:50 PM

Perhaps it keeps the sun off your neck Cocky old son oh sorry chocky cocky

Scoot 01-09-2016 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13206729)
Any bloke of whatever age who wears a polo shirt with the collar up Cantona style. He was a wanker and you all are as well, every bloody one of you. Oh you look so cool I wish I was you.

Wankers.

Whilst I hate it, it is not a *****na thing, Ivy league American style was around way before that French ****

Chocky 01-09-2016 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crybin Eagle (Post 13206743)
Perhaps it keeps the sun off your neck Cocky old son oh sorry chocky cocky

In the same way wearing sunglasses indoors keeps the sun out of your eyes.

Worksop Palace 01-09-2016 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13206729)
Any bloke of whatever age who wears a polo shirt with the collar up Cantona style. He was a wanker and you all are as well, every bloody one of you. Oh you look so cool I wish I was you.

Wankers.

Oh....

:frown:

I thought you might like me Chock....soz

in my (piss poor) defence, some of my shirts have collars that feckin stiff, it's difficult not to wear them up.

Anyway, I'll get my coat

Chocky 01-09-2016 07:36 PM

People who wear the collars of their coats up indoors.

Chocky 01-09-2016 08:34 PM

Evan Davis' continual SHIT puns on Dragons Den.

Someone should give him a dose of his own medicine and say in the same smarmy way, 'F*ck you c*nt'. No smug arsed innuendos there bugger face.

Worksop Palace 01-09-2016 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13207036)
People who wear the collars of their coats up indoors.

**** me you've got me well and truly pegged

Polak 01-09-2016 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hector (Post 13206553)
This just shows the state of the workplace now days. People at my place bring their dogs in. One person, I kid you not, brought a ferret in because it had a runny nose.

hate people at my work, wouldn't miss them apart from the bird opposite who has a great ass

Why do people bring their pets to work? Don't understand. Is it some kind of national pet day or something ffs?

Worksop Palace 01-09-2016 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polak (Post 13207213)
Why do people bring their pets to work? Don't understand. Is it some kind of national pet day or something ffs?

If one of my staff brought a pet or kid to work they would be back at home sharpish

cantspell 01-09-2016 10:20 PM

BBC's love affair with all things Man Utd including another programme on Salford tonight.

The bloke at work who thinks he is the king of banter and calls himself a Bantersoros and the Archbishop of Banterbury.

:jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

danpalace07 01-09-2016 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 13207294)
BBC's love affair with all things Man Utd including another programme on Salford tonight.

The bloke at work who thinks he is the king of banter and calls himself a Bantersoros and the Archbishop of Banterbury.

:jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

both are equally excellent contributions to the thread. Vermin loving BBC or bantz loving tools. Hard to pick which one is worse

Isle of Wight 01-09-2016 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 13207294)
BBC's love affair with all things Man Utd including another programme on Salford tonight.

The bloke at work who thinks he is the king of banter and calls himself a Bantersoros and the Archbishop of Banterbury.

:jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

Please tell me he really calls himself the Archbishop of Banterbury. The thought that there is such a cock in this world, has cheered me up no end :D


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