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RobertCPFC 17-10-2016 10:38 PM

Having Paul Ince and David James doing the F.A Cup draw.

Is there seriously nobody better?

Shoreditch CPFC 21-10-2016 09:05 AM

Some dopey bint trying to push in front of me on the platform and then when I stand my ground slagging me off to another woman. **** off!! I needed to say that here as I of course said nothing in real life. :)

Chester 21-10-2016 09:06 AM

Blokes who spit their chewing gum into urinals. Should be made to fish it out barehanded themselves.

Shoreditch CPFC 21-10-2016 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13273120)
Oh FFS. Please let it be the shittiest 0-0 draw in history.

Done

simplex 21-10-2016 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 13271468)
Bikers who want to take every single item they own in the ******* world with them in their huge **** off panniers and still try and filter to the detriment of everyone else.

Wankers.

+ Quad bike filtering bellends..

Terrace Bickle 21-10-2016 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 13273604)
Having Paul Ince and David James doing the F.A Cup draw.

Is there seriously nobody better?

Lily Allen is busy saving the world. The FA cup is dead to me now.

Dobbo 21-10-2016 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 13273604)
Having Paul Ince and David James doing the F.A Cup draw.

Is there seriously nobody better?

You worried about James dropping the balls ?

pallet 21-10-2016 12:59 PM

Traffic officers in their stupid cars and bloody cones. A car breakdown and they decide they need to cone off half the motorway.

Superfly 21-10-2016 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 13273604)
Having Paul Ince and David James doing the F.A Cup draw.

Is there seriously nobody better?

They peaked with Mark E Smith

fioreuk 21-10-2016 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13277826)
Blokes who spit their chewing gum into urinals. Should be made to fish it out barehanded themselves.

Years ago working in the NLA Tower, bet a colleague 10 he would not fish one out (not his as far as I know, or mine) and chew it for ten seconds.

He did, fair play. Threw up after but a tenner richer.

Maidstoned Eagle 21-10-2016 02:26 PM

Employers who sack you because you won't drive illegally, so that they can get you to drive a bus 7 days in a row.

Worksop Palace 22-10-2016 09:03 AM

Spending a small fortune for a half term holiday somewhere 'hot' and checking the weather forecast. And seeing nothing but bastard rain for 5 out of 7 bastarding bastard days

Bastard

cappuccinoeagle 22-10-2016 12:52 PM

Su Pollard - annoying,over the top woman still dining out on a crap role she did 30 years.
Lewis Hamilton - Charmless nerk

dannyb1 22-10-2016 03:23 PM

Talk Talk 2 totally different phone calls regarding the transfer of my sim only number to the new handset and sim they sent me yesterday and to terminate the wifes sim only plan with them also.
Tried to ring yesterday but lines must have been down so went and spoke to an online advisor and thought everything was ok after activation as Icould make outgoing calls.

Friend calls round today telling me they have been trying to ring me but with no joy, when I call from my handset it turned out that they had transferred the number I wanted terminated over to the new sim.

First phone call and the advisor sounded like she had a cold and couldn't be bothered to take the call, when I had explained what was happening I was being talked to like I was either thick or lying and couldn't wait to end the call as I was losing my rag.

She claimed to have sorted it and to just restart the phone, low and behold once I called my house phone again it was ringing with the wrong number.

I ring back talk talk and spoke to an advisor who had a bit of savvy about them and traced the problem to the new sim having the same serial number as the one I wanted terminated so are sending the right one out.

How hard was that :wallbash::wallbash:

Isle of Wight 22-10-2016 05:06 PM

the ******* clackers at Leicester

dannyb1 22-10-2016 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13280055)
the ******* clackers at Leicester

Leicester and there cringeyness full stop.

Chocky 22-10-2016 06:31 PM

Bloody Palace at times. ANNOYED.

Worksop Palace 23-10-2016 11:33 AM

Bastard weather forecasters who can't do their bastard job.

Sat by the pool in 24 degree sunshine :)

Tomo 23-10-2016 11:37 AM

People writing on the facebook profiles of the dead.

"Omg. Can't believe it's true Hun and you're dead."

**** me.

Dodger 23-10-2016 01:44 PM

'The dab' seriously, just **** off

little al 23-10-2016 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodger (Post 13281828)
'The dab' seriously, just **** off

:confused:

CT_Palace 23-10-2016 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13281541)
Bastard weather forecasters who can't do their bastard job.

Sat by the pool in 24 degree sunshine :)

:D

civil eagle 23-10-2016 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 13281859)
:confused:

You don't want to know

mroakley9 23-10-2016 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodger (Post 13281828)
'The dab' seriously, just **** off

If you love the dab, you'll love this video


civil eagle 23-10-2016 03:50 PM

The price of beer in Dundee it's worse than Shoreditch paying over 4 a pint.
Then again on Friday night I went to the student union (I'm up here on a Uni reunion) and a bottle of smirnoff was 25 plus 2 jugs of mixers, it was shared between 4, the result was quite predictably carnage

elgin eagle 23-10-2016 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 13282030)
The price of beer in Dundee it's worse than Shoreditch paying over 4 a pint.
Then again on Friday night I went to the student union (I'm up here on a Uni reunion) and a bottle of smirnoff was 25 plus 2 jugs of mixers, it was shared between 4, the result was quite predictably carnage

Did you make it to St Johnstone v Dundee?

civil eagle 23-10-2016 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13282084)
Did you make it to St Johnstone v Dundee?

I didn't last night wasn't as heavy as Friday night but it was still a 2am finish. Plus we went out for a curry and given Dundee Perth is a rail replacement coach I decided not to risk it for the benefit of my fellow passengers.
Watched it in a pub and very glad I didn't go Dundee were pish

elgin eagle 23-10-2016 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 13282171)
I didn't last night wasn't as heavy as Friday night but it was still a 2am finish. Plus we went out for a curry and given Dundee Perth is a rail replacement coach I decided not to risk it for the benefit of my fellow passengers.
Watched it in a pub and very glad I didn't go Dundee were pish

Scotrail bastards. Dundee have been pish all season by all accounts, badly need a goalscorer. Shame we can't loan them some of our yoof.

civil eagle 23-10-2016 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13282179)
Scotrail bastards. Dundee have been pish all season by all accounts, badly need a goalscorer. Shame we can't loan them some of our yoof.

Aye on both counts

Stellavista 23-10-2016 06:41 PM

Fat bastards ordering a diet coke. It's not about to make a difference when you eat a double cheeseburger and chips with it, you lardy c*nt.

EmmerGreenEagle 23-10-2016 06:45 PM

Having a minutes applause for the King of Thailand

WLYWLYAWYPWF 23-10-2016 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13282242)
Fat bastards ordering a diet coke. It's not about to make a difference when you eat a double cheeseburger and chips with it, you lardy c*nt.

I do it. I also ask for extra salad on my large doner if I am on a diet.

RobertCPFC 23-10-2016 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmmerGreenEagle (Post 13282252)
Having a minutes applause for the King of Thailand

It was one of the more unusual minutes applause I have seen at a game.

The strangest was for Nelson Mandela.

thereichstuff 23-10-2016 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmmerGreenEagle (Post 13282252)
Having a minutes applause for the King of Thailand

Applause or clackers ?

Sam Spade 23-10-2016 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 13282312)
It was one of the more unusual minutes applause I have seen at a game.

The strangest was for Nelson Mandela.

Terry Venables Dad surely? ( No, Nelson Mandela was not Terry Venables Dad, that should be self evident, but there was a minutes silence / applause for Terry Venables Dad, who was called Fred, I believe.)

RobertCPFC 23-10-2016 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Spade (Post 13282364)
Terry Venables Dad surely? ( No, Nelson Mandela was not Terry Venables Dad, that should be self evident, but there was a minutes silence / applause for Terry Venables Dad, who was called Fred, I believe.)

That one does beat it but it was before I started going so that why I didn't know.

Maidstoned Eagle 23-10-2016 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Spade (Post 13282364)
Terry Venables Dad surely? ( No, Nelson Mandela was not Terry Venables Dad, that should be self evident, but there was a minutes silence / applause for Terry Venables Dad, who was called Fred, I believe.)

It was a minutes silence.

Maidstoned Eagle 23-10-2016 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomo (Post 13281554)
People writing on the facebook profiles of the dead.

"Omg. Can't believe it's true Hun and you're dead."

**** me.

People writing "happy birthday, 79th birthday dad, still miss you" Dad's dead, so he's not 79 you div. Move on.

Hedgehog 23-10-2016 09:10 PM

You can get Facebook in heaven you know...

yorkshire eagle 23-10-2016 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13282449)
You can get Facebook in heaven you know...

really?? well why hasn't my mum posted anything in years then (and she would have found this very funny god bless her:D)

JJ Hunsecker 23-10-2016 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yorkshire eagle (Post 13282467)
really?? well why hasn't my mum posted anything in years then (and she would have found this very funny god bless her:D)

Roaming charges.

Payroll Legend 23-10-2016 10:58 PM

People that refer to themselves as "petrol heads"

JJ 24-10-2016 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomo (Post 13281554)
People writing on the facebook profiles of the dead.

"Omg. Can't believe it's true Hun and you're dead."

**** me.

It would be a little amusing if someone just wrote IDKHWD on it.

Hedgehog 24-10-2016 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yorkshire eagle (Post 13282467)
really?? well why hasn't my mum posted anything in years then (and she would have found this very funny god bless her:D)

Same as with The BBS... apparently you can read it, but you can't post. :rolleyes:

Dave need to work on this.

CT_Palace 24-10-2016 04:28 AM

Pete Carroll. FFS get rid of that gum!

ExiledStirling 24-10-2016 10:30 AM

The aftermath of Celtic v Rangers games.

Unleashes more of your drunken idiots out for trouble.

Sam Spade 24-10-2016 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payroll Legend (Post 13282609)
People that refer to themselves as "petrol heads"

or "Foodies".

Like eating food is some kind of niche event for the select few.

Chocky 24-10-2016 05:36 PM

Idris Elba on twice almost every ad break telling us to get that f*cking Sky Q box.

And the music, the bitch and the dog on the continual credit score adverts which I've moaned about on the worst advert thread. Drives me mental.

Isle of Wight 24-10-2016 06:28 PM

When the council spends thousand upon thousands of pounds on road resurfacing only for some utility company to dig it up 2 weeks after it has been done.

CT_Palace 24-10-2016 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13283477)
When the council spends thousand upon thousands of pounds on road resurfacing only for some utility company to dig it up 2 weeks after it has been done.

On a similar theme, when the roads around where I live and the freeway to work finally get resurfaced, after I have driven over the pot-holed feckers for the last 8 years, just as a) I no longer drive to work and b) I'm moving from the area.

Chocky 24-10-2016 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13283478)
On a similar theme, when the roads around where I live and the freeway to work finally get resurfaced, after I have driven over the pot-holed feckers for the last 8 years, just as a) I no longer drive to work and b) I'm moving from the area.

No sympathy. Totally serves you right for referring to a motorway as a freeway. You American bastard.

CT_Palace 24-10-2016 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13283488)
No sympathy. Totally serves you right for referring to a motorway as a freeway. You American bastard.

People who think English nouns specific to the UK should be used in another English speaking country even if they are incorrect.
A Freeway is a specific type of motorway (or highway ;) ), one that is not surprisingly, free to use, as opposed to being a toll road.

Blind_Eagle 25-10-2016 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13283795)
People who think English nouns specific to the UK should be used in another English speaking country even if they are incorrect.
A Freeway is a specific type of motorway (or highway ;) ), one that is not surprisingly, free to use, as opposed to being a toll road.

Thought you oddballs called toll roads, turnpikes?

CT_Palace 25-10-2016 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13283880)
Thought you oddballs called toll roads, turnpikes?

I didn't want to risk further unsympathetic ire for the use of such linguistic oddities.

richdeniro 25-10-2016 01:30 AM

Kissing couples on rush hour public transport.

Got no problem with public displays of affection but not on rush hour trains/tubes right in front of me where I can't move away.

danpalace07 25-10-2016 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13283406)
Idris Elba on twice almost every ad break telling us to get that f*cking Sky Q box.

And the music, the bitch and the dog on the continual credit score adverts which I've moaned about on the worst advert thread. Drives me mental.

the kind of thing you see that makes me not have a single shred of guilt when using Kodi streams

Chester 25-10-2016 03:43 AM

When on the phone to a call centre and you cant hear a word they are saying because the loud bastards sat around them dont know how to talk into a microphone without being at the top of their voice.

Maidstoned Eagle 25-10-2016 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 13283915)
Kissing couples on rush hour public transport.

Got no problem with public displays of affection but not on rush hour trains/tubes right in front of me where I can't move away to have a wank

Efa

milky87 25-10-2016 02:00 PM

When a centre back moves out the way of a football so he doesn't get hurt

macstar 25-10-2016 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 13283915)
Kissing couples on rush hour public transport.

Got no problem with public displays of affection but not on rush hour trains/tubes right in front of me where I can't move away.

Easily spoil the moment by shouting "Get A Room"!

ChuckMcBalls 25-10-2016 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macstar (Post 13284430)
Easily spoil the moment by shouting "Get A Room"!

Or joining in with them.

The Norwoodsman 25-10-2016 04:02 PM

British people sharing mawkish American memes on Facebook. 'Like and share if you love your Mom' and all that bollocks.

In particular self-declared British patriots sharing right wing American guff about stuff like 'Homeless veterans sleeping on our sidewalks'. Just because it's in English doesn't make it any less foreign, you idiots. What's wrong with good old trusty British memes?

elgin eagle 25-10-2016 04:05 PM

Getting gubbed by Bet365 from taking part in their betting promotions. It's almost enough to make you cry. I guess it had to happen sometime :(

Worksop Palace 25-10-2016 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13284524)
Getting gubbed by Bet365 from taking part in their betting promotions. It's almost enough to make you cry. I guess it had to happen sometime :(

Must have had a good run then mate ? !

elgin eagle 25-10-2016 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13284561)
Must have had a good run then mate ? !

I reckon about 2000 worth of my winnings was through them mate. Was great fun while it lasted though. Now I have to rely on horses falling over (coral), or coming second to favourites (paddy p and betmclean) which isnt half as easy as picking a winner at 4/1 or better and laying it off each time. Still got lots of football offers with others as well I suppose, but bet365 is the holy grail for the matched bettor. Might change me name to V Putin, with some fictitious uk address so I can set up a new.one :)

Worksop Palace 25-10-2016 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13284575)
I reckon about 2000 worth of my winnings was through them mate. Was great fun while it lasted though. Now I have to rely on horses falling over (coral), or coming second to favourites (paddy p and betmclean) which isnt half as easy as picking a winner at 4/1 or better and laying it off each time. Still got lots of football offers with others as well I suppose, but bet365 is the holy grail for the matched bettor. Might change me name to V Putin, with some fictitious uk address so I can set up a new.one :)

Beautiful work my friend

Adlerhorst 25-10-2016 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13284575)
Might change me name to V Putin, with some fictitious uk address so I can set up a new.one :)

Fwiw back in the day when you needed a US address to register a US account on the PlayStation network (to be able to download US apps which were not available over here) I used to use 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW as my address.

elgin eagle 25-10-2016 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 13284593)
Fwiw back in the day when you needed a US address to register a US account on the PlayStation network (to be able to download US apps which were not available over here) I used to use 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW as my address.

:)

I guess bet365 will want a matching address for the bank account sadly. Maybe I can adopt some fit 18 yr old au pairs on the condition they open a bet365 account.

elgin eagle 25-10-2016 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13284590)
Beautiful work my friend

www.matchedbettingblog.com is your friend my friend.

sirdougie 26-10-2016 09:59 AM

Cable thieving nonces, specifically from railway signal boxes

art malice 26-10-2016 10:42 AM

The tiny maze at Hampton Court.

art malice 26-10-2016 10:43 AM

And 2 fvcking hours to drive home from it

elgin eagle 26-10-2016 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13285149)
And 2 fvcking hours to drive home from it

Some of them corners must have been pretty tight in a car.

Chocky 26-10-2016 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13283406)
Idris Elba on twice almost every ad break telling us to get that f*cking Sky Q box.

Still going with even newer adverts, they obviously can't be shifting any. If it could do my job for me, make a perfect ruby, wipe my arse and get that Travago Aussie woman to come round and gape in my face .... I just might be interested.

art malice 26-10-2016 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13285152)
Some of them corners must have been pretty tight in a car.

:) Austin Powersesque

Worksop Palace 26-10-2016 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13285152)
Some of them corners must have been pretty tight in a car.

:supergrin:

Just made me LOL by the pool and now everyone thinks I'm a weirdo. Or maybe that's the budgie smugglers .....

CedarEagle 26-10-2016 02:57 PM

Back on topic.

Annoying.

STACEY F*CKIN SOLOMON.

Have to turn TV over at first glimpse of her. Talentless and butters to boot.

sherrifbart 26-10-2016 03:37 PM

God botherers turning up at my house 0930 sunday morning,we are three miles out of town plus half a mile up a laneway,yet they still found us.I was tempted to tell them to p@@s off,but Mrs.Bart invited them in for breakfast,purely for the effort in locating the house.I would prefer to have offered them a lift back into town.

Jim Cannon 26-10-2016 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherrifbart (Post 13285489)
God botherers turning up at my house 0930 sunday morning,we are three miles out of town plus half a mile up a laneway,yet they still found us.I was tempted to tell them to p@@s off,but Mrs.Bart invited them in for breakfast,purely for the effort in locating the house.I would prefer to have offered them a lift back into town.

9.30 on a sunday, should they not be in church?

ExiledStirling 26-10-2016 03:51 PM

Someone leaving a post-it on my car, with no info as to who they are, requesting that I park in my designated space. I did not know that I had one. But what I do know now is where I will be looking to park my car everytime.

Hopefully I will get another note telling me where I should be parking.

Stellavista 26-10-2016 03:55 PM

Feckwits in Range Rovers incapable of parking within the parking space lines, thus rendering the adjacent space unusable.

Stellavista 26-10-2016 03:55 PM

Jazz.

Stellavista 26-10-2016 03:56 PM

The West End.

Stellavista 26-10-2016 03:57 PM

Stansted Airport.

Richard 26-10-2016 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13285508)
Feckwits in Range Rovers incapable of parking within the parking space lines, thus rendering the adjacent space unusable.

Car park "designers" trying to ram as many spaces in as possible, so making them too small for modern everyday cars.

Stellavista 26-10-2016 04:02 PM

The Range Rover isn't an everyday modern car. And I am talking about Residents' parking spaces. This f*cker has three Range Rovers. He creates parking space chaos.

Richard 26-10-2016 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13285525)
The Range Rover isn't an everyday modern car. And I am talking about Residents' parking spaces. This f*cker has three Range Rovers. He creates parking space chaos.

Three is a little greedy. At least one should be a Defender (vintage, preferably).

Stellavista 26-10-2016 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 13285529)
Three is a little greedy. At least one should be a Defender (vintage, preferably).

Maybe if he were living in Snowdonia. We don't get many floods or blizzards in NW1.

ChiswickEagle 26-10-2016 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 13285529)
Three is a little greedy. At least one should be a Defender (vintage, preferably).

I so hope one isn't an Evoque but I have my fears..

Richard 26-10-2016 04:23 PM

Stella wrote that the owner was a "he" ...

Stellavista 26-10-2016 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 13285553)
Stella wrote that the owner was a "he" ...

Well, to be fair, he has a lemon sucking faced wife, and an army of domestic staff. I can't say that I've inspected the vehicles closely, but if you mean the one with the deformed roof, no.

Chocky 26-10-2016 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13285525)
The Range Rover isn't an everyday modern car. And I am talking about Residents' parking spaces. This f*cker has three Range Rovers. He creates parking space chaos.

Run out of post it notes or what? Get him told.

Chester 27-10-2016 12:12 AM

Shit hecklers at comedy gigs. Pipe down, there is a reason you are sat there having paid for tickets and not on the stage and thats because you are unfunny and irritating.

I think Chocky was in last nights Bill Bailey audience in Auckland. When asked the name of a hecklers band "Yankee and the Dune Coons" managed to render even Bailey speechless.

Blind_Eagle 27-10-2016 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13285525)
The Range Rover isn't an everyday modern car.

This f*cker has three Range Rovers.

If he bought another four it would be. :)

Chillo 27-10-2016 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13285508)
Feckwits in Range Rovers incapable of parking within the parking space lines, thus rendering the adjacent space unusable.

Happened to me today in Farnham :grrr:

Guy in a suit looking most out of place in the Lidl car park.

As he came back to his oversized 'car', I did point out to him he was taking up two spaces (by holding up two fingers to him, from inside my campervan as I neatly parked it in another space).

Johnnieboy 27-10-2016 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13285508)
Feckwits in Range Rovers.

No need to say more

monkey 27-10-2016 11:06 AM

Full beam wankers!! When they're behind you and it's catching you in the eyes in your mirrors!!
It's when I wish I had one of those neon message boards in my back window and I could just press a button which said 'Oi ****, dip your lights' :wallbash:

JJ 27-10-2016 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkey (Post 13286209)
Full beam wankers!! When they're behind you and it's catching you in the eyes in your mirrors!!
It's when I wish I had one of those neon message boards in my back window and I could just press a button which said 'Oi ****, dip your lights' :wallbash:

I sometimes just adjust one of the mirrors in a hope it blinds them. Mind you, they might then just tail-end me. I have not thought this through.

Chocky 27-10-2016 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13286033)
Shit hecklers at comedy gigs. Pipe down, there is a reason you are sat there having paid for tickets and not on the stage and thats because you are unfunny and irritating.

I think Chocky was in last nights Bill Bailey audience in Auckland. When asked the name of a hecklers band "Yankee and the Dune Coons" managed to render even Bailey speechless.

Definitely not me as I would never pay money to watch that straggle haired unfunny tosser who goes on every celebrity quiz show and can only be 'funny' if he gets his Bontempi keyboard out. Hilarious c*nt. Horses for courses though he is very popular and even Rachel Riley said she fancied him. So who is the c*nt to be fair him wot has probably been noshed off by her or me calling her a plastic Man U slag?

Worksop Palace 28-10-2016 08:56 AM

Chocky hits form.

:)


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