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Polak 27-10-2020 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by cross_eyed_ed (Post 15470895)
The Damned charging £75 a ticket for their shows next year. I saw them a couple of years ago in Folkestone for £25. Hardly in tune with the punk ethos, so I won't be going.

But it is the original line-up.... £75 is very steep and I'll also give it a swerve and wait for The Captain to join Slider for a number or two in the lower tier concourse at some point.

Isle of Wight 27-10-2020 05:23 PM

A bloke who wants to be a pilot on the BBC but can’t pronounce TH “dis is flight free free free from Fursk at free fousand feet.” How are second language ATC’s supposed to understand that. Amazed he got on the course.

Jonboy 27-10-2020 05:52 PM

How the accusation of using google defeats an argument. e.g.

Poster A: posts some load of old rubbish ...
Poster B: well yes, apart form fact a), fact b) and fact c).
Poster A: you just googled that.

big bad John 27-10-2020 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 15475255)
A bloke who wants to be a pilot on the BBC but can’t pronounce TH “dis is flight free free free from Fursk at free fousand feet.” How are second language ATC’s supposed to understand that. Amazed he got on the course.

A mate of mine (palace fan) is a pilot for British Airways. He's got one of those cockney accents that rarely exist anymore and that middle class snobs think is a sign of being fick. When he gets behind the mic to introduce himself to the passengers he's a totally different sounding individual. He'd give Prince Charles a run for his money on who had the most priviledged background. He told me that BA insisted he curb his accent. When he'd fly into NY he'd always take in a Palace match in Manhattan. One morning I was talking to a Palace fan who said he'd flown in the night before and he'd had a bad landing experience and they were kept on the plane for an hour. I put two and two together and asked my mate if he flew in the flight that landed at ten the night before. "Fackin right I did," he said, "it was going to be the best fackin landing I did in years 'til the bleedin tyre burst." The Palace tourist wasn't convinced it was the same fellow who was telling the passengers to remain calm in uppity tones the night before.

The12thman 27-10-2020 08:15 PM

I need to add to this thread....

My 2 year old son and wife (who has no co-ordination or common sense), who between them are slowly chipping and damaging everything in our house. Good thing is I’ve given up on Diy - no point with them wrecking everything!��

Pat of the Palace 27-10-2020 09:24 PM

They marry young in Sussex?

The12thman 27-10-2020 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 15475508)
They marry young in Sussex?

Hahahaha, I’ve just re-read it!😂

I’m not going to edit. It’s funny as it is.

Danny_Cheviot 28-10-2020 09:04 AM

Breakfast DJ adjutants who laugh at things that are just not funny.

pallet 28-10-2020 09:58 AM

In films when 1 bloke gets into a fight with 6 bad guys and all the bad guys politely take turns in trying to beat him up. Just all jump him, thats the point of out numbering him.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-10-2020 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny_Cheviot (Post 15475753)
Breakfast DJ adjutants who laugh at things that are just not funny.

Thats been happening for many many years. i.e. Steve Wright.

Stellavista 28-10-2020 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15475935)
Thats been happening for many many years. i.e. Steve Wright.

Is that c*nt still on the radio? :veryangry:eek:

west country boy 28-10-2020 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15475966)
Is that c*nt still on the radio? :veryangry:eek:

Yep, and being paid about half a million quid a year by the BBC.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-10-2020 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15475966)
Is that c*nt still on the radio? :veryangry:eek:

Wouldn't know, never listen to the radio now.

west country boy 28-10-2020 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15475990)
Wouldn't know, never listen to the radio now.

Me neither, not after hearing some dreadful cove called something like Pete Carthorse on the wireless.

Stavros 69 28-10-2020 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15475990)
Wouldn't know, never listen to the radio now.

Do you just carry your guitar everywhere and make your own music?

Custard Pie 28-10-2020 02:10 PM

It goes without saying, but one of the Kardashian bints has expressed "humility" at being able to hire a private island to treat its "inner circle" to its 40th birthday party. The slaves looking after them had to wear masks, though.

chateauferret 28-10-2020 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Custard Pie (Post 15476057)
It goes without saying, but one of the Kardashian bints has expressed "humility" at being able to hire a private island to treat its "inner circle" to its 40th birthday party. The slaves looking after them had to wear masks, though.

Kardashian in acting like a stupid entitled cow shocker.

Stellavista 28-10-2020 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 15474826)
Grapes...you just don’t know what you’re getting.

Buy a punnet one week and they taste unbelievably good. There are literally angels singing heavenly tunes as I place each sweet green juicy ball into my mouth.

The following week...dear God no! I might as well have had a lick of my cats litter tray after she’s been. The sourness is excruciating.

Why are they so temperamental? Nature...sort it out!

Green grapes. That's where you're going wrong. ;)

Stellavista 28-10-2020 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Custard Pie (Post 15476057)
It goes without saying, but one of the Kardashian bints has expressed "humility" at being able to hire a private island to treat its "inner circle" to its 40th birthday party. The slaves looking after them had to wear masks, though.

Sorry? I still don't know who or what they are, and why they are famous. Is this another reality TV thing?

CT_Palace 28-10-2020 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15476021)
Me neither, not after hearing some dreadful cove called something like Pete Carthorse on the wireless.

Does he get paid half a million quid too? Probs lives in Spain to avoid the tax.

CT_Palace 28-10-2020 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15476071)
Sorry? I still don't know who or what they are, and why they are famous. Is this another reality TV thing?

Famous for having and being massive arses I believe.

chateauferret 28-10-2020 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 15476077)
Famous for having and being massive arses I believe.

On the list of people followed about by paparazzi wherever they go so that tabloid readers can know their whereabouts, activities and attire (if any) at whatever moment they feel the need to know this.

Custard Pie 28-10-2020 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15476071)
Sorry? I still don't know who or what they are, and why they are famous. Is this another reality TV thing?

Your lofty incognizance amuses us

Richard 28-10-2020 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15466931)
Ifyou look there is a little symbol on one side of the USB, this should be facing up.

That is the most helpful thing I have read on the BBS for a very long time.

(Aside from Windsor Eagle on the Coronavirus thread)

chateauferret 28-10-2020 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15476071)
Sorry? I still don't know who or what they are, and why they are famous. Is this another reality TV thing?

A popular group of contemporary entertainment celebrities, M'Lud.

Sick Bucket 28-10-2020 02:47 PM

love BBC6 music.

On shit unfunny DJ's laughing at their own unfunny jokes Zoe ******* Ball, absolutely awful, soooo fake and insincere. Does anyway honestly like her?

Surely some sort of PC need more women on the radio in 'top jobs' thing, in which case should've gone with Sarah Cox, miles better.

Richard 28-10-2020 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15476071)
Sorry? I still don't know who or what they are, and why they are famous. Is this another reality TV thing?

More highbrow-signalling from the Primrose Hill hippy with very narrow awareness.

Maz 28-10-2020 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Richard (Post 15476097)
More highbrow-signalling from the Primrose Hill hippy with very narrow awareness.

Not being familiar with the Kardashians is highbrow?


Blimey, you have a low bar !

west country boy 28-10-2020 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 15476098)
Not being familiar with the Kardashians is highbrow?


Blimey, you have a low bar !

I think it’s fairly improbable that anyone with working ears and eyes and the ability to use an internet has never heard of the Kardashians.

Richard 28-10-2020 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 15476091)
On shit unfunny DJ's laughing at their own unfunny jokes Zoe ******* Ball, absolutely awful, soooo fake and insincere. Does anyway honestly like her?

Surely some sort of PC need more women on the radio in 'top jobs' thing, in which case should've gone with Sarah Cox, miles better.

I can't believe Zoe Ball is still in a job - she is as unlistenable as Jeremy Vine. Completely agree that Sara Cox should have got the job - she is way better.

Stella, this is the Light Programme that we are discussing.

Richard 28-10-2020 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 15476098)
Not being familiar with the Kardashians is highbrow?


Blimey, you have a low bar !

I refer you to WCB's response. Stella has previous for this in respect of Caroline Flack.

There are many aspect of modern popular culture that I avoid like the plague, but don't feel the need to tell the BBS about.

andyocpfc 28-10-2020 03:13 PM

Sara Cox makes my ear bleed and just talks nonsense (a gazillion times more than other DJs).

Custard Pie 28-10-2020 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15476105)
I think it’s fairly improbable that anyone with working ears and eyes and the ability to use an internet has never heard of the Kardashians.

I think you're onto something there with the working ears bit. Stella's a big fan of Yes. Maybe his ears don't actually work. :D

Maidstoned Eagle 28-10-2020 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Custard Pie (Post 15476118)
I think you're onto something there with the working ears bit. Stella's a big fan of Yes. Maybe his ears don't actually work. :D

Well that comes with being the owner of a lonely heart.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-10-2020 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 15476035)
Do you just carry your guitar everywhere and make your own music?

I hum to myself constantly.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-10-2020 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15476021)
Me neither, not after hearing some dreadful cove called something like Pete Carthorse on the wireless.

You never complained when your constant requests for The Wurzels were answered.

Stellavista 28-10-2020 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Custard Pie (Post 15476084)
Your lofty incognizance amuses us

Glad to be of assistance. I've heard their names, and gather one is married to a contemporary music artist, but why are they famous?

Stellavista 28-10-2020 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15476105)
I think it’s fairly improbable that anyone with working ears and eyes and the ability to use an internet has never heard of the Kardashians.

Is there a reason I would waste any time seeking them out?
I have heard of them, but never had reason to find out why. Should I? Am I missing out? Probably not, I'd guess.

Stellavista 28-10-2020 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Richard (Post 15476108)
I refer you to WCB's response. Stella has previous for this in respect of Caroline Flack.

There are many aspect of modern popular culture that I avoid like the plague, but don't feel the need to tell the BBS about.

You just stick with the Quo, Dickie.

Martin H 28-10-2020 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15476223)
Is there a reason I would waste any time seeking them out?
I have heard of them, but never had reason to find out why. Should I? Am I missing out? Probably not, I'd guess.

Just invite them around for tea. As they are so humble, I am sure they will agree and maybe even bring their own biscuits. Oh the fun you will have.

Martin H 28-10-2020 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15476223)
Is there a reason I would waste any time seeking them out?
I have heard of them, but never had reason to find out why. Should I? Am I missing out? Probably not, I'd guess.

Just invite them around for tea. As they are so humble, I am sure they will agree and maybe even bring their own biscuits. Oh the fun you will have.

FORZA SELHURST 28-10-2020 04:59 PM

On the subject of women talking shit on bbc radio, wcb I know will be pleased to note a 'newsbeat' story featuring in the main headlines of the BBC News page (there's a whole other topic).

Lily Allen: 'Women masturbating in a relationship isn't wrong'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-54712504

"It wasn't until I committed to masturbation, self love and ultimately sex toys that I considered my own needs. And I'm in a much healthier place now at the grand old age of 35"

Well done.

BTW the kardashians should bake under a pyre of burning azer rocks, sorry for being antisemitic or whatever.

pav222 28-10-2020 05:42 PM

Lily Allen is a complete W*anker! This is a blatant product placement advertorial, by the BBC, paid for by us, the licence payers - Why do the BBC love this idiot so much!

beef 28-10-2020 05:42 PM

Typical landlord really

Maz 28-10-2020 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 15476281)
On the subject of women talking shit on bbc radio, wcb I know will be pleased to note a 'newsbeat' story featuring in the main headlines of the BBC News page (there's a whole other topic).

Lily Allen: 'Women masturbating in a relationship isn't wrong'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-54712504

"It wasn't until I committed to masturbation, self love and ultimately sex toys that I considered my own needs. And I'm in a much healthier place now at the grand old age of 35"

Well done.

BTW the kardashians should bake under a pyre of burning azer rocks, sorry for being antisemitic or whatever.


Quote:

"If you're hungry, you don't wait until your partner gets home to have a slice of toast."


Actually, you often do, so that you can eat together ; unless you are the sort of person to gratify every hunger as you get it, and they are normally people with problems.

Richard 28-10-2020 06:55 PM

[Shudder]

Maz 28-10-2020 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15476223)
Is there a reason I would waste any time seeking them out?
I have heard of them, but never had reason to find out why. Should I? Am I missing out? Probably not, I'd guess.

I’m much the same as you on this.

But then Dickie and WCB are well down with the kidz of course.

PeterH 28-10-2020 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 15476358)
Actually, you often do, so that you can eat together ; unless you are the sort of person to gratify every hunger as you get it, and they are normally people with problems.

Indeed. It's polite to wait and good part of being in a relationship.

foresthillbilly 28-10-2020 07:07 PM

TV in general. It got really noticeable with excessive quiz shows, then Loose Women and poor news coverage.
Meeja seemingly not holding UK politicians to account. Didn't Covid19 save Priti Patels huge fat @r5e from the workplace bullying probe ? And BJ giving away public funds to that American "business woman" he nobbed when he was Mayor. ?
And Dianne Abbot, that huge liability to any reasonable political opposition to the Tory Government.

Just hugely fed up of a lack of independent Media, to hold people to account.

Maz 28-10-2020 07:11 PM

If it helps, I don’t believe it is mandatory to watch Loose Women.

PeterH 28-10-2020 07:12 PM

I am bemused by the Kardishans and similar.

There are many programmes on cable channels of families living in multiple bug houses etc. all due to having their outlandish lives, often quite falsely, transmitted to the world. The gypsy marriage ones and the like where every episode seems to involve the female members getting together for a punch up.

I can vacantly watch them for 15 minute sessions before doing something else. Usually settling the remote on the Las Vegas pawn shop or someone living in a cabin in Alaska.

Maz 28-10-2020 07:13 PM

I wouldn’t recognise a single Kardashian even if they were sitting opposite me.

west country boy 28-10-2020 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 15476430)
I wouldn’t recognise a single Kardashian even if they were sitting opposite me.

You protest too much.

Actually, if Kim's arse was opposite you it would be like an eclipse of the sun so you wouldn't be able to see owt.

west country boy 28-10-2020 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 15476281)
BTW the kardashians should bake under a pyre of burning azer rocks, sorry for being antisemitic or whatever.

ExiledStirling is going to kick yo ass.

PeterH 28-10-2020 07:19 PM

My wife flicked onto the Kardishans show - E channel, I think. And I think she quite likes to watch it. That is her time with the TV.

west country boy 28-10-2020 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15476071)
Sorry? I still don't know who or what they are, and why they are famous. Is this another reality TV thing?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15476211)
Glad to be of assistance. I've heard their names, and gather one is married to a contemporary music artist, but why are they famous?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15476223)
Is there a reason I would waste any time seeking them out?
I have heard of them, but never had reason to find out why. Should I? Am I missing out? Probably not, I'd guess.

You are, and it sickens me to say this, even worse than M~z.

RazorsEdge 28-10-2020 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 15475798)
In films when 1 bloke gets into a fight with 6 bad guys and all the bad guys politely take turns in trying to beat him up. Just all jump him, thats the point of out numbering him.

Good to fight in turn than all pile in......


Nth Kent Eagle 28-10-2020 07:24 PM

Those apps you now have to use to get your prescriptions. They take longer and are bureaucratic. Typical producer first.

Terrace Bickle 28-10-2020 07:46 PM

That all the annual rainfall for Devon seems to have fallen in the week we're staying here.

Hedgehog 28-10-2020 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 15476442)
Good to fight in turn than all pile in......


Things that annoy you...

The fact that Tom Cruise plays Jack Reacher... has there ever been a more mis-cast actor for a role based on the book character?

Hedgehog 28-10-2020 08:21 PM

I wonder if the Kardishans would have been such media whores if their daddy hadn't been one of OJ Simpson's trial lawyers back in the day?

chateauferret 28-10-2020 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 15476439)
My wife flicked onto the Kardishans show - E channel, I think. And I think she quite likes to watch it. That is her time with the TV.

They have a show? WTF do they do in it?

west country boy 28-10-2020 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by chateauferret (Post 15476553)
They have a show? WTF do they do in it?

I would imagine you could find out for yourself as you are the emperor of Google and Wikipedia.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-10-2020 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15476644)
I would imagine you could find out for yourself as you are the emperor of Google and Wikipedia.

Perhaps it's on when hes working on the bus?

ExiledStirling 28-10-2020 08:53 PM

I love the fact people are spelling it Kardashans.

It helps some people to forget they share a heritage.

Hedgehog 28-10-2020 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 15476669)
I love the fact people are spelling it Kardashans.

It helps some people to forget they share a heritage.

In my defence I cut and paste it from a previous poster as I wasn't sure how to spell it!

I should have known better and used Google.

west country boy 28-10-2020 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15476646)
Perhaps it's on when hes working on the bus?

I think he's permanently on the sick.

west country boy 28-10-2020 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15476674)
In my defence I cut and paste it from a previous poster as I wasn't sure how to spell it!

I should have known better and used Google.

You wrote "Kardishans".

Hedgehog 28-10-2020 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15476681)
You wrote "Kardishans".

Without disclosing my source, so did the person I cut and paste it from...

west country boy 28-10-2020 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15476685)
Without disclosing my source, so did the person I cut and paste it from...

So why did you respond to Exiled's post, you crazy Macaroni?

ExiledStirling 28-10-2020 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15476674)
In my defence I cut and paste it from a previous poster as I wasn't sure how to spell it!

I should have known better and used Google.

You did very well. I am very happy. Maz and Forza are the ones who should have known better.

Hedgehog 28-10-2020 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15476688)
So why did you respond to Exiled's post, you crazy Macaroni?

Seemed as good as any... :rolleyes:

Please note I even spelled "defence" the English way with you in mind...

FORZA SELHURST 28-10-2020 09:24 PM

Have I muddled me Mashtots?

west country boy 28-10-2020 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15476691)
Please note I even spelled "defence" the English way with you in mind...

The American way is more logical (although you could probably get rid of the final "e"), as is getting rid of the "u" in "colour" and "flavour" &c.

Maz 28-10-2020 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15476709)
The American way is more logical (although you could probably get rid of the final "e"), as is getting rid of the "u" in "colour" and "flavour" &c.

I never thought of you as a Trump supporter.

Hedgehog 28-10-2020 09:36 PM

Might as well go the whole hog..

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnONNfKWwAALLff.jpg

CT_Palace 28-10-2020 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15476709)
The American way is more logical (although you could probably get rid of the final "e"), as is getting rid of the "u" in "colour" and "flavour" &c.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplified_Spelling_Board

It's a right old mix up. Some spelling changes adopted others not.

Prince Phillip 28-10-2020 10:19 PM

Why does the BBC football latest scores page always go back in time and lose goals when you select ‘Show Scorers’?

Hedgehog 28-10-2020 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 15476755)
Why does the BBC football latest scores page always go back in time and lose goals when you select ‘Show Scorers’?

I thought that was just me...

Stellavista 28-10-2020 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15476441)
You are, and it sickens me to say this, even worse than M~z.

I could have sworn they're characters from one of the innumerable Star Trek series. But I don't watch that either...

west country boy 28-10-2020 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 15476712)
I never thought of you as a Trump supporter.

What on earth are you going on about? Trump cannot spell in either American or English. Idiot SPaG Nazis like Simon Heffer and N.M. Gwynne are fools though.

art malice 29-10-2020 12:00 AM

Martin ‘and it’s DEAD’ Tyler screaming as Jordan Henderson lifts the league trophy ‘the PRIDE OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE’.

Does this work with other winners of trophies?

‘THE PRIDE OF THE COMMUNITY SHIELD’.

‘THE PRIDE OF THE CHECK-A-TRADE CUP’

Stop shouting as well ya ****

PeterH 29-10-2020 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 15476755)
Why does the BBC football latest scores page always go back in time and lose goals when you select ‘Show Scorers’?

That is a constant annoyance. But more fool us for continuing to use it.

JJ 29-10-2020 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 15476808)
Martin ‘and it’s DEAD’ Tyler screaming as Jordan Henderson lifts the league trophy ‘the PRIDE OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE’.

Does this work with other winners of trophies?

‘THE PRIDE OF THE COMMUNITY SHIELD’.

‘THE PRIDE OF THE CHECK-A-TRADE CUP’

Stop shouting as well ya ****

"Direct, dangerous and deadly!" That was Martin Tyler, so he can be forgiven (within reason). I'd much rather him than the trying-too-hard "That's a sumptuous finish!" Peter Drury that always says the same thing about every Citeh goal.

little al 29-10-2020 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 15476430)
I wouldn’t recognise a single Kardashian even if they were sitting opposite me.

I would probably recognise Kim, if she had some sort of real life filter on so she looked like her pictures, and the one that became a woman, but technally thats a Jenner.

Didn't they get their break because their dad or uncle or something was a lawyer on the OJ Simpson case?

little al 29-10-2020 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15476528)
I wonder if the Kardishans would have been such media whores if their daddy hadn't been one of OJ Simpson's trial lawyers back in the day?

I should have read on.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 29-10-2020 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 15477263)
"Direct, dangerous and deadly!" That was Martin Tyler, so he can be forgiven (within reason). I'd much rather him than the trying-too-hard "That's a sumptuous finish!" Peter Drury that always says the same thing about every Citeh goal.

I was thinking about these over the top idiots the other day. We have come a long way since Kenneth Wolstenholme and Brian Moore. Unfortunatley not for the better.

JJ 29-10-2020 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 15477268)
...Brian Moore. Unfortunatley not for the better.

Indeed. "Hit with the outside of the boot - that's the part I like."

Maz 29-10-2020 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 15477266)
I would probably recognise Kim, if she had some sort of real life filter on so she looked like her pictures, and the one that became a woman, but technally thats a Jenner.

Didn't they get their break because their dad or uncle or something was a lawyer on the OJ Simpson case?

I don’t know. But I think the parents were mixing in celebrity circles before the OJ business.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 31-10-2020 12:48 PM

Men who can't kick a football. Carl Froch on Soccer Am just now. I've lost all my respect for him.

glenn.f 31-10-2020 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 15482175)
Men who can't kick a football. Carl Froch on Soccer Am just now. I've lost all my respect for him.

I was distraught yesterday when I skewiffed a wild left foot attempted curler through an open gate whilst working at a school, only to miss the target by sodding miles. In my defence it was a wet sponge ball and I was in my steel capped work boots but nonetheless it was a horrific attempt and brought much shame on somebody who played at a decent level for a lot of years. Luckily there were no witnesses to this or the slight limp that followed it.

Hedgehog 31-10-2020 04:34 PM

I don't know why, but this report on our local news site about a power outage last night:

Officials with SCE received reports of the outage shortly after, determining that approximately 4,201 customers had been impacted by the Newhall power outage.

Is it me, or is 4,201 not "approximately" but in fact rather exact?

WLYWLYAWYPWF 01-11-2020 01:10 AM

Silly tart presenter apologising for swearing because Chisora said pissed at 10 past midnight. Jesus christ.

Stats74 01-11-2020 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 15483292)
Silly tart presenter apologising for swearing because Chisora said pissed at 10 past midnight. Jesus christ.

I’ve heard crap and arse on the 6pm BBC News and Radio 4 comedy at 6.30pm. Pissed at this time of night! Not worthy of an apology.

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 01-11-2020 01:28 AM

Twats playing shitty oh so funny shared videos at volume 10 on their shitty phones in the pub. **** off

WLYWLYAWYPWF 01-11-2020 02:32 AM

Avoiding the Ireland France score because I recorded it to eventually find out that they showed the 2nd half on a different channel. C*ntitude of the highest order from BBC.

glenn.f 01-11-2020 02:50 PM

Sultanas in Bombay mix, no need whatsoever

fang 01-11-2020 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 15484054)
Sultanas in Bombay mix, no need whatsoever

Where are you buying yours from? Never heard of that before.

glenn.f 01-11-2020 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by fang (Post 15484088)
Where are you buying yours from? Never heard of that before.

Think she picked these up from Morrisons or B&M store, dirty bastard things making it all sweet and horrible when you have the misfortune to allow one to slip by the vetting process. Sainsbury's ones are decent apart from the hunt the one split cashew bun fight between me and the missus.

Oldtown Eagle 01-11-2020 04:10 PM

How difficult it is to buy anything on Amazon without joining Prime. Probably just me being of a certain age. Annoying though.


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