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drunkymunky 17-07-2015 03:07 AM

Shops that display open signs when they're not... Gagging for a beer at 4 in the morning and they're shut!

Joe85 17-07-2015 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12474405)
Mini Burgers. If you are going to bother, eat a real burger, you twonks. If you go to an event, and see these f*ckers being offered, leave. The host clearly doesn't give a f*ck about you. Nearly always as dry as a nun's arsehole, with no room for a proper dollop of relish. Cheapest thing on the canape menu. Satan's snack.

http://www.pearl-pictures.com/wp-con...pen-Day_17.jpg

To be fair, you could rifle through twenty of them and no one would bat an eyelid.
Eat 3 regular burgers and you can feel people judging you in the room. These are a wonderful invention for the dimensionally challenged.

Yoda 17-07-2015 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 12474453)
Ambulance sirens.

Is it really necessary for them to have that ear piercing feckin thing blaring at 1000 decibels?!??

Took my colic suffering newborn out for a walk in the pram yesterday to try and stop her screaming. Finally got her dozing off when this noisy feckin ambulance startles her back awake and screaming again. I wouldn't mind but there was actually no traffic around at the time to warn of their existence.

I'm sure I hear sirens far more often than I used to as well.

Now I know I live near Croydon, before some smartarse points out that possible cause!, but it's not uncommon for us to hear 4-5 sirens in a short time (usually police to be honest).

In the past that would indicate a big incident that you'd probably read about locally the day after.

Are they less bothered about when they put on the 'blues and twos' now, or is there really that much more crime?

chrisophiex 17-07-2015 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12474471)
I'm sure I hear sirens far more often than I used to as well.

Now I know I live near Croydon, before some smartarse points out that possible cause!, but it's not uncommon for us to hear 4-5 sirens in a short time (usually police to be honest).

In the past that would indicate a big incident that you'd probably read about locally the day after.

Are they less bothered about when they put on the 'blues and twos' now, or is there really that much more crime?

Are you sure it's not some cool kid with a police siren on his bmx ? Remember those ? I'm sure you could select Ambulance, Fire Engine and Police :D

Nork1 17-07-2015 10:34 AM

Whining vegetarians. I was at a carvery a couple of weeks back and an indignant woman started complaining loudly about the limited options for non meat eaters. Hello, it's a ******* carvery you stupid tart. You're in a place where they prepare, slice up and serve dead things. What the **** were you expecting?
(Having said that, at the end of the carvery section full of very tasty dead animals was a large gravy jug with a sign saying 'suitable for vegetarians').

Worksop Palace 17-07-2015 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12474434)
Don't see the point on shelling out 5 notes for these little ****ers when I can get better at home. Related to this, Five Guys can do one as well. I'll never know what their burgers taste like because of their prices

That's it, I'm done with the BBS. It's worse than HOL.

What's it coming to when the swear filter blanks out the word burgers

What ever next .....

jolly 17-07-2015 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12474708)
Whining vegetarians. I was at a carvery a couple of weeks back and an indignant woman started complaining loudly about the limited options for non meat eaters. Hello, it's a ******* carvery you stupid tart. You're in a place where they prepare, slice up and serve dead things. What the **** were you expecting?
(Having said that, at the end of the carvery section full of very tasty dead animals was a large gravy jug with a sign saying 'suitable for vegetarians').

I bought my dogs a packet of roast ox crisps yesterday and they said suitable for vegetarians :)

Wolfnipplechips 17-07-2015 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12474708)
Whining vegetarians. I was at a carvery a couple of weeks back and an indignant woman started complaining loudly about the limited options for non meat eaters. Hello, it's a ******* carvery you stupid tart. You're in a place where they prepare, slice up and serve dead things. What the **** were you expecting?
(Having said that, at the end of the carvery section full of very tasty dead animals was a large gravy jug with a sign saying 'suitable for vegetarians').

Ew. Any gravy which is suitable for vegetarians is just not gravy.

Maidstoned Eagle 17-07-2015 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12474708)
Whining vegetarians. I was at a carvery a couple of weeks back and an indignant woman started complaining loudly about the limited options for non meat eaters. Hello, it's a ******* carvery you stupid tart. You're in a place where they prepare, slice up and serve dead things. What the **** were you expecting?
(Having said that, at the end of the carvery section full of very tasty dead animals was a large gravy jug with a sign saying 'suitable for vegetarians').

I like wandering into vegetarian restaurants and asking for the meat option.

Stellavista 17-07-2015 02:27 PM

'Gentrification'. Why not 'Wankerisation'? Because that's what London is filling up with. Total c*nts, everywhere.

david sylvian 17-07-2015 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12475096)
'Gentrification'. Why not 'Wankerisation'? Because that's what London is filling up with. Total c*nts, everywhere.

Totally and utterly spot on

danpalace07 17-07-2015 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12475096)
'Gentrification'. Why not 'Wankerisation'? Because that's what London is filling up with. Total c*nts, everywhere.

Agreed. Are we supposed to greet it with open arms as communities are forced out to make way for luxury flats and artisan bakeries?

Nork1 17-07-2015 03:42 PM

For ****'s sake PLEASE stop this wanky ******* sky pundit speak referring to strikers playing 'up top'. It's UP FRONT.

art malice 17-07-2015 04:43 PM

People who ask 'how you doing?' when they couldn't give a fvck. Fvck off.

Jim Cannon 17-07-2015 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12475365)
People who ask 'how you doing?' when they couldn't give a fvck. Fvck off.

They usually say it, and move on to the next sentence without waiting for a reply.

In addition, people in offices who rarely acknowledge you or even speak to you, come up and be all friendly and ask how you are. I know you fecking want to talk to me now, it's because you want something, you fecker

chrisophiex 17-07-2015 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12475277)
For ****'s sake PLEASE stop this wanky ******* sky pundit speak referring to strikers playing 'up top'. It's UP FRONT.

Hate it when the sky presenters interviewing someone look at the camera as they ask the question , to "involve" me. DON'T LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT THEM !!

Breaking rocks 17-07-2015 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12475404)
Hate it when the sky presenters interviewing someone look at the camera as they ask the question , to "involve" me. DON'T LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT THEM !!

Lol, it's another import from the US.

chrisophiex 17-07-2015 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12475416)
Lol, it's another import from the US.

Yep. Like when they shout at little bit when they introduce the show.

Someone posted on here that joke about having noisy neighbours . Now we know how Canada feels :D

JJ Hunsecker 17-07-2015 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12474783)
Ew. Any gravy which is suitable for vegetarians is just not gravy.

Any gravy that makes vegetarians taste better is got to be good.

the digger 17-07-2015 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12474708)
Whining vegetarians. I was at a carvery a couple of weeks back and an indignant woman started complaining loudly about the limited options for non meat eaters. Hello, it's a ******* carvery you stupid tart. You're in a place where they prepare, slice up and serve dead things. What the **** were you expecting?
(Having said that, at the end of the carvery section full of very tasty dead animals was a large gravy jug with a sign saying 'suitable for vegetarians').

As a chef, I'm always tempted to remind them that being vegetarian is a choice and that they have, in fact, chosen not to eat the other dishes.

Nork1 17-07-2015 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by the digger (Post 12475524)
As a chef, I'm always tempted to remind them that being vegetarian is a choice and that they have, in fact, chosen not to eat the other dishes.

Is that before of after you spit in their tofu cutlets?

Vendy 17-07-2015 06:42 PM

Personalised number plates, what is the point? especially the naff ones than mean nothing to anyone but the owner or the ones with strategic bolts. Or worse still where the number plate is worth more the car.

CT_Palace 17-07-2015 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 12475577)
Personalised number plates, what is the point? especially the naff ones than mean nothing to anyone but the owner or the ones with strategic bolts. Or worse still where the number plate is worth more the car.

I know a BBSer with Connecticut plates - CPFC
The only annoying thing about that is he got them before me :grrr:

chrisophiex 17-07-2015 07:42 PM

People who look to the side when taking pictures of themselves, so they look like models .

Here's a clue .... You don't .

Owngoal 18-07-2015 12:03 AM

Prats on the BBS who start bombarding you with inarticulate private messages and say " I took it offline to sound you out" when they can't take the replies. There are an awful lot of small men with chips on their shoulders rather than on their plates.......

GorBlimey 18-07-2015 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12475586)
I know a BBSer with Connecticut plates - CPFC
The only annoying thing about that is he got them before me :grrr:

I found a Mercedes in Fort Myers, Florida with Everton as the plate.

If I'd had a Sharpie pen I'd have decorated it with some CPFC graffiti.

Well, I probably wouldn't have as the missus and some of her family were there too but it's the thought that counts.

Breaking rocks 18-07-2015 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12475655)
People who look to the side when taking pictures of themselves, so they look like models .

Here's a clue .... You don't .

Do you mean - the head leaning to one side or full on side profile?

SA Eagle 18-07-2015 12:21 AM

Prats on the BBS that just make stuff up to try to validate their chosen opinion

Stellavista 18-07-2015 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12476060)
Prats on the BBS that just make stuff up to try to validate their chosen opinion

You just made that up.

Owngoal 18-07-2015 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12476133)
You just made that up.

He says it every time 100s of BBSers say anything negative about Speroni

It and he annoys me

SA Eagle 18-07-2015 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Owngoal (Post 12476801)
He says it every time 100s of BBSers say anything negative about Speroni

It and he annoys me

The shit you make up about Parish making managers pick Speroni as keeper is a prime example, yes.

Grim Reaper 18-07-2015 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph (Post 12062082)

Football goal celebrations

And specifically the modern variation of players scoring against ex-teams and looking like they've just killed someone's cat. i.e. Morrata v Real Madrid for Juve in CL semi finals.

Honourable exception - Magic Jansen v Palace in April 2000 when we might have been relegated. He scored against us again in August 2000 and happily celebrated, as he should.

chrisophiex 18-07-2015 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12476057)
Do you mean - the head leaning to one side or full on side profile?

I mean the looking straight at you with eyes going up and to the right type pose.

I'm very specific .

SexualChocolate 18-07-2015 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12472784)
When you make a donation to a charity and forever more you get endless e-mails and regular mail asking for more donations...

Makes you never want to donate.


This pisses me off no-end. The one that gets me the most is when you text a number to give a fiver or something to a specific charity then a couple of months later you get a call from some irritating student type trying to strong arm you into giving more.


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SexualChocolate 18-07-2015 10:57 PM

That pose that wannabe pretty girls all do. One arm on the hip, head tilted to one side. Fake tan. OTT make up. Gormless smile. YOU LOOK AWFUL LOVE!! Why do it?


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in-exile 18-07-2015 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SexualChocolate (Post 12477768)
That pose that wannabe pretty girls all do. One arm on the hip, head tilted to one side. Fake tan. OTT make up. Gormless smile. YOU LOOK AWFUL LOVE!! Why do it?


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I like Slappers! :lux:

Hedgehog 19-07-2015 06:58 AM

People who post a Facebook photo done in the rainbow format!

Why?

CallMeBernard 19-07-2015 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12477918)
People who post a Facebook photo done in the rainbow format!

Why?

It's to support the decision by the US supreme court to legalise same sex marriage.
It annoys me because it makes it seem that only the US makes landmark decisions.
Given the fact that large parts of Europe already had it all the yanks are doing is catching up.
A picture of someone looking impatiently at their watch waiting for someone to turn up late might be more appropriate.

the digger 19-07-2015 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12475540)
Is that before of after you spit in their tofu cutlets?

It's usually after I point out to them that every time they've put Parmesan cheese on their vegetarian pasta, or risotto, they've been eating calf stomach.

bradpitt 19-07-2015 02:17 PM

The new trip advisor advert

DAS PHANTOM 19-07-2015 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bradpitt (Post 12478240)
The new trip advisor advert

If that's the one where the dog goes "Book! Book!" then yes, it is the most annoying thing on television atm and that's saying something.

Nork1 19-07-2015 05:03 PM

Threads that descend into pedantic bickering over spelling and grammar.

Hedgehog 19-07-2015 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CallMeBernard (Post 12477951)
It's to support the decision by the US supreme court to legalise same sex marriage.
It annoys me because it makes it seem that only the US makes landmark decisions.
Given the fact that large parts of Europe already had it all the yanks are doing is catching up.
A picture of someone looking impatiently at their watch waiting for someone to turn up late might be more appropriate.

Ah! Makes sense now.

Still don't like the look of them though (the photos that is).

Chocky 19-07-2015 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12478403)
Threads that descend into pedantic bickering over spelling and grammar.

Your talking about the Remmy thread oviosly. They shouldn't of done that.

Kids who now say "I didn't mean it personal" or any word that should end in lly.

chrisophiex 19-07-2015 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12478403)
Threads that descend into pedantic bickering over spelling and grammar.

It's alright for you to say that ... Your clearly educated ;)

Chocky 19-07-2015 07:11 PM

Callum Best: "It's good that you don't take yourself too serious"

FFS YOU F*CKING THICKARSED C*NT.

Ardent Eagle Forever 19-07-2015 07:16 PM

The England cricket team capitulating at Lords as they so often do.

TWOSEAT EAGLE 19-07-2015 08:25 PM

Stephen Mulherne.....and all the other vacuous, bland, personality free, nicey nicey oh so squeaky clean TV presenters that seem to constantly be flavour of the month like Geffen Jones, Schofield, Willoughy and that desperate for fame Lottery presenting Scottish woman with shoulders like an NFL linebacker. But especially Stephen Mulherne.

elgin eagle 19-07-2015 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12478403)
Threads that descend into pedantic bickering over spelling and grammar.

Ya. I mean Ja.

'the premiership'. Hang on, let me adjust the horizontal hold on my television set. Going to start calling the championship the champion league and see if it catches on.

Jack Regan 19-07-2015 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TWOSEAT EAGLE (Post 12478597)
Stephen Mulherne.....and all the other vacuous, bland, personality free, nicey nicey oh so squeaky clean TV presenters.

Like Ben Sheppard who seems to be on the telly every time I turn the bastard thing on.

Talentless and a Wet Sham loser to boot.

cappuccinoeagle 19-07-2015 09:52 PM

Emma Willis is terrible too

Jim Cannon 19-07-2015 09:55 PM

EPL. Just fecking stop it

elgin eagle 19-07-2015 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12478672)
EPL. Just fecking stop it

Yeah. Thats even worse than premiership.

Gooders 19-07-2015 10:15 PM

People getting excited over a game where for a good deal of the time, one team is hoping for inclement weather, so that they don't actually have to play.

civil eagle 19-07-2015 10:36 PM

Drivers who appear to think everyone else is telepathic so don't have to use indicators

westsussexeagle 19-07-2015 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12478714)
Drivers who appear to think everyone else is telepathic so don't have to use indicators

On a driving theme. So we are all driving down the 2 lane motorway/dual carriageway and there's a lorry in the inside lane so everyone pulls out to form an orderly queue in the outside lane to overtake. And then along comes some twat speeding up the inside before he reaches the lorry whereupon he barges his way into the first available 'space' in the outside lane. You can add to this anyone who thinks the space you've left in between you and the car in front is for their benefit and not in case the car(s) in front brake suddenly.

SA Eagle 19-07-2015 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12478714)
Drivers who appear to think everyone else is telepathic so don't have to use indicators

Expanding on this theme, those total ********* that start their move and then indicate

WLYWLYAWYPWF 20-07-2015 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12478714)
Drivers who appear to think everyone else is telepathic so don't have to use indicators

Or total twats who when slowing put their hazards on so you don't know what the f*ck they are trying to do instead of just indicating. Ahhhhhhh! :veryangry

CT_Palace 20-07-2015 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12478714)
Drivers who appear to think everyone else is telepathic so don't have to use indicators

there should be someone standing at the junction with a hammer who can simply reach out and smash the unused and quite obviously superfluous indicators as they drive past.

danpalace07 20-07-2015 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12478672)
EPL. Just fecking stop it

cc TheMexicanHorse

GorBlimey 20-07-2015 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12478678)
Yeah. Thats even worse than premiership.

How about the EPL soccer championship?

elgin eagle 20-07-2015 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12478857)
How about the EPL soccer championship?

God yeah thats worse to be fair. Where's the being sick smiley?

The monday morning lack of enough sleep feeling.

chrisophiex 20-07-2015 11:12 AM

People who are so vain that they keep checking their reputation to see if it goes over a milestone figure . GET A LIFE YOU MORON !!!!

chrisophiex 20-07-2015 11:16 AM

Lol . My friend will be so pleased .... Thank you

SexualChocolate 20-07-2015 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TWOSEAT EAGLE (Post 12478597)
Stephen Mulherne.....and all the other vacuous, bland, personality free, nicey nicey oh so squeaky clean TV presenters that seem to constantly be flavour of the month like Geffen Jones, Schofield, Willoughy and that desperate for fame Lottery presenting Scottish woman with shoulders like an NFL linebacker. But especially Stephen Mulherne.


Mulherne, Operation Yewtree target within 5 years. You heard it here first.



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ExiledStirling 20-07-2015 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12479047)
People who are so vain that they keep checking their reputation to see if it goes over a milestone figure . GET A LIFE YOU MORON !!!!

Sorry. I will. Eventually.

ConCPFC 20-07-2015 01:03 PM

People starting a sentence with "I ain't racist, yeah, but..." and the proceed to say something racist as if the introdcuction disqualifies the racism. Other favourites include:

"I can't be racist, I went to a school which was 74% non-white, but..."

"I'm not racist, Bolasie's my favourite player, but..."

Mr Statto 20-07-2015 02:21 PM

Children who are utterly incapable of getting ready / eating breakfast at anything more than a snail's pace (see Sexy Aircraft thread for more details)

mickiet09 20-07-2015 03:00 PM

People who eat their breakfast on the train in the morning, usually loud eaters too.

danpalace07 20-07-2015 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12479195)
People starting a sentence with "I ain't racist, yeah, but..." and the proceed to say something racist as if the introdcuction disqualifies the racism. Other favourites include:

"I can't be racist, I went to a school which was 74% non-white, but..."

"I'm not racist, Bolasie's my favourite player, but..."

pond life (I include my grandparents in this)

Chris K 20-07-2015 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12479195)
People starting a sentence with "I ain't racist, yeah, but..." and the proceed to say something racist as if the introdcuction disqualifies the racism. Other favourites include:

"I can't be racist, I went to a school which was 74% non-white, but..."

"I'm not racist, Bolasie's my favourite player, but..."

Someone at work once came out with the beauty:

"I don't mind foreigners being here, it's just when they don't talk English proper"

westsussexeagle 20-07-2015 11:34 PM

News programmes which contain those dreadful words 'well we want to know what you think about'... e.g. moving the lorries from operation stack to Manston Airport, why there's been no convictions following Brighton's 20 mph speed limit initiative, etc. etc... 'so you can contact us on Facebook, Twitter blah blah blah.' Sorry but I don't want to know what a bunch on NIMBYs think about stuff. I want someone who's qualified to talk about these issues and preferably one without an axe to grind. If you can't afford to do that then don't run with the items you fecking cheapskates.

Jack Regan 21-07-2015 09:08 AM

Palace 'fanbase'

What we're about

Our 'identity'

You never used to hear all this horseshit on the BBS yet these days it's rife.

adman50 21-07-2015 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12480908)
Palace 'fanbase'

What we're about

Our 'identity'

You never used to hear all this horseshit on the BBS yet these days it's rife.

Add to that "plastic" and "modern football".

Jack Regan 21-07-2015 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by adman50 (Post 12480931)
Add to that "plastic" and "modern football".

Good call.

Also add 'far eastern market' and Asian fanbase.

FFS.

Roadblock 21-07-2015 09:43 AM

Chez M&S Oxford Street - Bogs that flush automatically while you're still on them

adman50 21-07-2015 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12480947)
Good call.

Also add 'far eastern market' and Asian fanbase.

FFS.

Haha oh yea forgot about our "international brand" and "reaching new demographics"!

What happened to just 11,000 of us miserable bastards watching us play Barnsley on a cold Tuesday night in February!?

Jack Regan 21-07-2015 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adman50 (Post 12480974)
What happened to just 11,000 of us miserable bastards watching us play Barnsley on a cold Tuesday night in February!?

That's the only 'fanbase' I'm interested in.

Icy 21-07-2015 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by adman50 (Post 12480974)
Haha oh yea forgot about our "international brand" and "reaching new demographics"!

What happened to just 11,000 of us miserable bastards watching us play Barnsley on a cold Tuesday night in February!?

We got cold, wet and most likely witnessed a one all draw replete with dodgy defending and a distinct lack of attacking prowess. Still the queues at the bar were a whole lot shorter and you could grab extra tickets at the gate.

adman50 21-07-2015 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Icy (Post 12481552)
We got cold, wet and most likely witnessed a one all draw replete with dodgy defending and a distinct lack of attacking prowess. Still the queues at the bar were a whole lot shorter and you could grab extra tickets at the gate.

I remember reading about an elderly couple who claimed that Wigan getting promoted to the Prem had spoilt it for that exact reason.

Agree about ticket situation- wanted to go Fulham friendly- SOLD OUT! Crazy!

Nork1 21-07-2015 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adman50 (Post 12480974)
Haha oh yea forgot about our "international brand" and "reaching new demographics"!

What happened to just 11,000 of us miserable bastards watching us play Barnsley on a cold Tuesday night in February!?

The product has improved since then, so has brand popularity.

Oddjob 21-07-2015 02:58 PM

Those that try and crowbar in the fact they have a few quid into every thread, i.e

'just sitting here in Emirates Upper Lounge wondering if we've signed Remy yet'

Why is your location at all relevant to the question??

ozzieEagle 21-07-2015 03:10 PM

Eurosnobs at the football here in Aus.... almost 100K at the G tonight for City v Roma in a meaningless comp... Hardly any of them will consider the A league.... Cultural cringe at it's worst. Hope Palace fans never forget the leagues below them.

Really really piiiisses me orf

RCUK 21-07-2015 03:55 PM

Amanda Holden.

Bar shagging Neil Morrisey whilst married to Les Dennis, what has this twat done to deserve to be on TV???

chrisophiex 21-07-2015 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozzieEagle (Post 12481609)
Eurosnobs at the football here in Aus.... almost 100K at the G tonight for City v Roma in a meaningless comp... Hardly any of them will consider the A league.... Cultural cringe at it's worst. Hope Palace fans never forget the leagues below them.

Really really piiiisses me orf

I will always be rooted. We have spent most of our competitive years in whatever that division is called below us.

jjeagle 21-07-2015 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adman50 (Post 12481566)
I remember reading about an elderly couple who claimed that Wigan getting promoted to the Prem had spoilt it for that exact reason.

Agree about ticket situation- wanted to go Fulham friendly- SOLD OUT! Crazy!

Go onto the Fulham FC website. Register to buy a ticket. Choose one of the 2 "neutral" blocks in the same end as the official Palace sections. Buy ticket. Sorted

SOUTHGATE EAGLE 21-07-2015 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RCUK (Post 12481687)
Amanda Holden.

Bar shagging Neil Morrisey whilst married to Les Dennis, what has this twat done to deserve to be on TV???

Taken a great deal of producer dick?

Jack Regan 21-07-2015 05:25 PM

The 'match day experience'

Head of 'Customer Services'

Selhurst Park 'Stadium'

art malice 22-07-2015 04:42 PM

Sky Sports News's Natalie Sawyer's completely unjustifiable smugness

WLYWLYAWYPWF 22-07-2015 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12483840)
Sky Sports News's Natalie Sawyer's completely unjustifiable smugness

Gotta love those fat titties though.

Fatboy 22-07-2015 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12483862)
Gotta love those fat titties though.

http://img002.lazygirls.info/people/...oyR1.sized.jpg

Vince Hilaire's Afro 22-07-2015 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12481594)
Those that try and crowbar in the fact they have a few quid into every thread, i.e

'just sitting here in Emirates Upper Lounge wondering if we've signed Remy yet'

Why is your location at all relevant to the question??

Sitting here on my luxury yacht here in the Seychelles, I must concur

Maz 22-07-2015 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12481594)
Those that try and crowbar in the fact they have a few quid into every thread, i.e

'just sitting here in Emirates Upper Lounge wondering if we've signed Remy yet'

Why is your location at all relevant to the question??

Using this thread to have a go at Dave?

Poor show.

Stockport_Eagle 22-07-2015 07:07 PM

Cyclists wearing camera's...**** this morning with "smile you're on camera" written on his back...**** :veryangry

I'll run you down and reverse over your camera you.... :veryangry

elgin eagle 22-07-2015 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Stockport_Eagle (Post 12484028)
Cyclists wearing camera's...**** this morning with "smile you're on camera" written on his back...**** :veryangry

I'll run you down and reverse over your camera you.... :veryangry

Don't forget to smile as you do it :)

Signing up to vote in the labour leadership elections then being bombarded with hundreds of emails from 'yvette' and 'liz', but getting none from 'jeremy'.

Maz 22-07-2015 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SOUTHGATE EAGLE (Post 12481724)
Taken a great deal of producer dick?

BBS Misogyny.

Sure I may have mentioned that before.

the drexciyan 23-07-2015 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12481594)
Those that try and crowbar in the fact they have a few quid into every thread, i.e

'just sitting here in Emirates Upper Lounge wondering if we've signed Remy yet'

Why is your location at all relevant to the question??

I'm just sitting in my mansion getting my shoes polished by my servant and this post for me is spot on.

the drexciyan 23-07-2015 03:32 PM

Tommy Voeckler aka 'the housewives favourite' in the Tour de France hamming it up to the cameras during every stage, every year without fail.

Hitchin Eagle 23-07-2015 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 12485296)
I'm just sitting in my mansion getting my shoes polished by my servant and this post for me is spot on.

I'm just sitting in my favourite mansion getting my shoes polished by my servant while he's having his shoes polished by his servant.

Isle of Wight 23-07-2015 07:24 PM

I just get my servant to post for me.


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